I like glitching out of The Drains and getting to my personal continent, Nodraw. When I fancy some sport, or get a messenger parakeet that my kingdom is about to be under siege, I go to the Great Dividing Chain-Link Wall of Division by the Great White Van Mobile of Vanness, to fight off the Zombonian Infantry, Hunterian Scouts, Smokerian Demon Toungues, Boomerian Puke Pukers, and, best of all, Tankonian Warlords. To combat these minor threats, I use my 6M1 Automatic Butt-whooper, my Single-Pawed Grenade Smacker, and, my favorite, Heavy Flashburn of Heat Multiple Threat Area-Destruction Device, or, more commonly, simply called My Fists.

QUOTE OF THE DAY (Could also be quote of the week or month; I'm lazy like that)

"Figure out what that noise under the hood is and tell me later"-Random pedestrian, After hijacking a car in "Saint's Row 2".

Useful Facts


  • Hates Chargers, to a point where he will scream like a little child at the sight of one, and empty an entire AK-47 magazine in his "General Direction".
  • Loves "Mumford and Sons'" Little Lion Man.
  • Hates "Stupid Specials and Sons'" Giant Charger... Thing.
  • Loves Nick so much, if he joins a game that is part way done, and no one is playing as Nick, and he isn't either, he complains until they return to the lobby, or he gets kicked.
  • Is usually right. And when he is wrong, he admits it, while Dr. Frohman says he is "afraid to be wrong", which is untrue.
  • Enjoys reading. His favorite series' are The Demonata by Darren Shan, Cirque du Freak by Darren Shan, The Hunger Games trilogy by I-Don't-Know, the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series by Rick Riordan, the Keys to the Kingdom series by Garth Nix, and the Gatekeepers by Anthony Horowitz.
  • Enjoyed watching the video of Justin Beiber getting thwacked in the head with a water bottle so much, he watched it about 40 times.
  • Thinks Chargers came from New York City, during the BLACKLIGHT era.
  • Is not afraid of death. Although, he is terribly afraid of dying.
  • Is an Athiest.
  • Has a girlfriend who is not an Athiest.
  • Thinks Spies are teh pwnzers.
  • Thinks Chargers are STUPID STUPID.
  • Loves Friends of Mine By Nick, er, I mean, Hugh Dillon.
  • Hates Chargers.
  • Is going to the Drive-Thru.
  • Does not want that cake.
  • Thinks the Half-Life series was a disgrace.
  • Thinks Just Cause 2 and Dead Rising are puke-tastic.
  • Thinks Chargers are ass-tastic.
  • Plays Red Dead Redemption.
  • Plays as Buffalo Soldier.
  • Does not play as Chargers.
  • Because he hates them.
  • Thinks Buffalo Soldier is too awesome for his own good.
  • Thinks Dr. Frohman is sacrilege.
  • Thinks Chargers are very sacrilege.
  • Never has to wonder why the "Butterflies fly away" from Miley Cyrus.
  • Likes Purple and Orange.
  • Enjoys long walks on the beach, comedy movies, The Office, and slaughtering thousands of innocents and costing the military billions of dollors.
  • Hates moldy boats, civil obedience, Chargers, shirtless men, the Cliff Gag, Chargers, Rap music, Twilight and it's series, Chargers, Auto-Shotguns, and Chargers.
  • Loves the moon.
  • Doesn't think he mentioned his opinion of Chargers. He loves them.
  • Recently hit his head in a helicopter crash.
  • Remembers he hates Chargers.

Hey! Feel free to ask any questions you may have, and I'll get right back to you.--'Iron Tacoz450 ROAR! 01:27, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

RE:Admin Edit

Five Dog is still fairly new as far as administrators go, whereas I have been an administrator for over a few months now. He does not quite know the best qualities an admin sould have, and neither is he the local bureaucrat.

If you would like a chance to become an adminsitrator, please create a new RfA so that it may be fair and the users of the Left 4 Dead Wiki may have a chance to vote. -§tigma-231 oƒ greed {τalk}{¢ont} 02:30, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

RE:Pics Edit

Special:Upload. -§tigma-231 oƒ greed {τalk}{¢ont} 02:41, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

Gamertag Edit

I have also become addicted to left 4 dead and prototype, my gamertag is Chickenfoot117 --Crowbar 02:42, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

Yes... I STALK PEOPLE!!!!... nah, I just looked at recent changes, saw your edit, said "Hey, who's this" and yeah.... so anyway, I'm fairly new to this wiki, but I started editing halopedia over a year ago, let me know what time you are usually on xbox live! --Crowbar 03:12, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
Of course... the wormhole..... it's 8:30 pm, I do believe that I sent you a request. Damnit, I forget what I was going to say.... hm... k, I will remember that admin thing --Crowbar 03:23, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
um... here between 2 and 4, ussually 2:30, --Crowbar 03:52, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
west coast... the way you said that was sorta creepy, --Crowbar 03:59, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

FrAnCiScOsAuRuS eAcHoO!Whats up son my gamertag is 'hahaheha' and my wikia account is 'FrAnCiScOsAuRuS' hope someday we can finish that achievement you missed on your memories--FrAnCiScOsAuRuS eAcHoO! 15:55, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

User page edits Edit

Hey, mate! First, I just want to say: Nice page! However, as you edit small things and continue to press "save page", it adds another edit to an already cramped list. Editing your user page is perfectly fine, but several saved small changes in a row fills up the recent edits and it is rather frustrating to see. So, in light of that, if you are going to edit your page, or anything for that matter, you need to edit the page and press "preview" instead. Once in the preview mode, you can review your edit and check for errors. Then you can make sure that you haven't excluded anything. If you have, just edit it in, and press preview again. Once you are satisfied with the preview, then press "save page". Seeing one large edit is far better than seeing several small edits. :)

Warm regards, Five Dog(Talk) {Updates} 19:34, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

RE:Left 2 die continuation Edit

He's actually not done yet, and from what I can tell, he intends to continue it up to where the game picks up. However, being in school and everything, I'm sure it's somewhat hard to find time to write as much as he'd like. The rest of your question, though, would probably be best left for Five Dog himself to answer. He'll get to it soon. -§tigma-231 oƒ greed {τalk}{¢ont} 23:33, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

Stigma has pretty much said it all, I'm continuing it as quickly as I can. However, one thing I do not want to do is rush it. Rushing it would result in a bad final product, and that is not something either you or I want. So I must decline your request and say no; you cannot continue my story. I apologize, but I want to be the only author of this fan-fiction. Perhaps, the wait will be worth it? :D

Warm regards, Five Dog(Talk) {Updates} 15:37, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Indeed,the wait will be worth it.I hope. Captain TattyBoJangles Care to talk? 17:23, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Edits Edit

This page will give you your total edit count, and will show you how many edits you have on different types of pages. :) --Five Dog TalkEdits 18:50, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Francis Quotes Edit

Ah, my apologies! ^-^" I have certainly heard him say it for the auto shotgun, I didn't know it applied to the SMG as well. Go ahead and change it back. Again, I'm sorry. :) --Five Dog TalkEdits 21:05, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Hunting Rifle Edit

That's not how statistics work, though. You need a much bigger sample before the numbers would approach the right figures. I could flip a coin 100 times, get 60 tails and 40 heads, but that doesn't mean there's a 60% chance for tail and 40% chance for heads, you know? I'm okay with leaving the other two in, though. Yamstis T/C 21:53, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Summary Edit

The "recent changes comment box" that I think you're referring to is the summary beside the buttons "Save page" and "Preview". Simply put what you want to say about the edit in that box before you press "Save page". --Five Dog TalkEdits 21:57, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

hey Edit

what l4d do u play? xbox 360 version or pc version. I play on pc =/ Aratinga A., 20:30, 24 September 2009, (UTC) guess i'll have to play with you in a friend's house :D Aratinga A., 20:40, 24 September 2009, (UTC)

RE:edits Edit

Special:Editcount/User:Supermutantslayer450. -§tigma-231 oƒ greed {τalk}{¢ont} 00:55, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

Signature Edit

Hey, if you wanna test out your signature, you can put the code here and it'll show you how it'll come out. Just so that way you don't have to use people's talk pages. :P Jo the Marten(Shriek) ಠ_ಠ 21:31, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

You need to close the codes with a corresponding closing code. Normally a closing code would look something like this </code>. Also, codes sometimes don't work outside a link. What you want to do is have this as your signature < font color="gray" >Supermutantslayer450< /font > < font color="darkgreen" >ROAR< /font > Be sure to get rid of every single space (BESIDES "font color"), and it should work.
Well, it should work. I tested it here. Here's my next suggestion. Take this Supermutantslayer450 RO OR! Edit your talk page, and just copy the code in this message and paste it into your signature.
Haha, glad I could help. And yup, it's pretty nifty. Jo the Marten(Shriek) ಠ_ಠ 02:28, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

xbox live soon Edit

i will tell you when i get my xbox 360 account and my brothers account. from superc ellis25

RE:Keep an eye out Edit

Umm, no. It was an anonymous user, "", not Joseap. Don't you think we watch the recent changes closely enough? -§tigma-231 oƒ greed {τalk}{¢ont} 18:24, September 28, 2009 (UTC)


Actually, that was only one of the two problems, and you very well may be right. However, the second problem isn't one you or I can simply ignore. The fact that each one says "Be careful..." makes it generic, like "Pills here". If we added generic quotes to everyone's pages, each would be swamped with identical quotes. So as much as possible, we need to avoid throwing in highly generic quotes to those pages. --Five Dog TalkEdits 19:51, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

Heh, it's perfectly alright. And you don't have to call me that. :P --Five Dog TalkEdits 20:04, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

Real LifeEdit

What do you consider to be a "real-life" picture? Darkman 4 02:05, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

You said that the AR page has real life images, but it doesn't. I thought you might've believed the images from videos were "real-life screenshots". Darkman 4 02:08, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
I still don't see any real life images, just screenshots from the games. Darkman 4
I guess I should've clarified; I was talking about images you can actually see in the article on this website. I wasn't referring to images that appear on other sites, such as Wikipedia, which is where that link takes you. Darkman 4 02:19, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
Eh, I think you're right. Real life images can be useful for when the in-game shots are kinda blurry, like on the Ar page. I swear Five Dog said that real life image shouldn't be used, but now I can't find that statement. Must've been something I made up. Darkman 4 02:29, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

RE:Shanepedia Edit

I can't say that I have, sorry. -§tigma-231 oƒ greed {τalk}{¢ont} 03:59, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

I'll try learn some about the books and i'll register in ur wiki. ^^ Try to invite some people of book wikis Aratinga A.Ѭ(Hehehe), 22:42, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

I apologize, my friend, but I have never read either of those stories. My help on that wiki would be negligible, at best. Good luck with it. --Five Dog TalkEdits 15:47, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

Haven't read the books... but I might check spelling/grammar. --Crowbar 21:24, September 30, 2009 (UTC)



RE: Owning? Edit

Accualy what i want to ment is i have the game not i'm good i kick ass in the game Aratinga A.Ѭ, 19:17, October 05, 2009 (UTC)

Is because i pre ordered it Aratinga A.Ѭ, 19:22, October 05, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, i have the game in my pc, but i cant play because the hasnt been released yet Aratinga A.Ѭ, 19:26, October 05, 2009 (UTC)
You can pre order, in other words, u buy it and when the game become available, u can play it. You got it now? Aratinga A.Ѭ, 19:53, October 05, 2009 (UTC)

Heavy: Hehe, cry some more! Aratinga A.Ѭ, 19:58, October 05, 2009(UTC)

RE:My page Edit

They categorized your page as being in the categories the templates are associated with. -§tigma-231 oƒ greed {τalk}{¢ont} 00:05, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

I suggest we don't come back to this wiki cuz my ass of a brother has told five dog that we called him gay,and i'm never coming to this wiki again.--Ryan Pierce 04:52, October 7, 2009 (UTC)Bioshock54

Re: Cont. Edit

HRMMM You dare lie about your age!? *block* xP Jo the Marten(Shriek) ಠ_ಠ 22:28, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

Haha, well most jokes are lies. :D Jo the Marten(Shriek) ಠ_ಠ 23:04, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

There's a whole bunch of stuff that's mest up on my profile that I'm trying to fix. And I know thats going to block up spots at the home page, because I know everybody trys to look for vandilism. --Optimus467[ Autobot ]♠♣[☺]—←→ 22:36, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for notifying me about this.--Optimus467[ Autobot ]♠♣[☺]—←→ 22:41, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Zoey edit Edit

I said "usually" since on some of the posters her hair is down. That's all. Jo the Marten(Shriek) ಠ_ಠ 23:57, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

If you would listen to one of the interviews with Chet Felisak, he was talking about the Spitter, stating that it is mostly found in the Swamp Fever campaign. --Optimus467[ Autobot ]♠♣[☺]—←→ 02:05, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Here's a question Edit

Do you think what you stated on Camester's user page was vandelism? Because he basically thinks it is. If you look on his user page,the comments are gone. Plus, he clearly said to post comments if we want to. But I just wanted to notify you about this mess. Because this is an outrage. I know that its his user page but COME ON! If he's mistaking statments that are written, and starts going around erasing the wrong stuff. Just think what might be discombobulated because of him. Many things.>_< --Optimus467[ Autobot ]♠†God is dead• [talk] [cont] 23:38, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Well I admit that I'm spelling things. But thats because English is my second language and I might not be as good as you at spelling. Also, since I misspell things, I already know that you or someone else is going to get irritated. I just wanted to let you know that. And I also admit that I post things that are already said, but I also post things that are not even known to this wiki. For example, The Left 4 Dead movie. --Optimus467[ Autobot ]♠†God is dead• [talk] [cont] 23:56, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Congrats! Edit

Congratulations!!! --Optimus467[ Autobot ]♠†God is dead• [talk] [cont] 00:06, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

For getting past 800. You know, just a simple congrats. --Optimus467[ Autobot ]♠†God is dead• [talk] [cont] 00:09, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

no problem. :)--Optimus467[ Autobot ]♠†God is dead• [talk] [cont] 00:12, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

Signature Edit

I have another question. How do you do your signatures? Change the colors I mean. --Optimus467[ Autobot ]♠†God is dead• [talk] [cont] 00:16, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

JED!? Edit

Holy cow r u jed from those kilplix videos!!!! And btw those quotes make sense!RE. Signature

RE. Signature Edit

Thanks for telling me. Right at this moment I'm trying and keep messing up but I'm going to keep trying. --Optimus467♠†God is dead

Ok... I'm having a bit of trouble with this. Do you mind if I ask " How do you do this? " I know, I might be annoying you about this. --Optimus467♠†God is dead•

Thanks I really appreciate it. Red (#FF0000). Autobot. --Optimus467♠†God is dead 22:46, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

Left 4 Dead 2 Game Edit

Did you pre-order the L4D2? --Optimus467♠†God is dead 23:10, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks I extremely appriciate it. --Optimus467♠†God is dead 23:41, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

For some reason it keeps saying Invalid raw signature. --Optimus467

I accept your offer buddy. I trust you. Its my ID#: 2718394j. --Optimus467

Well I need to make this quick because I'm playing Killing Floor right now. It comes out Nov. 17 If you have a Steam account then there's a demo coming out I thinmk. Thanks for the signature. I'm not going to change my password. I trust you fully. --Autobot467†God is dead•(Pride) 22:57, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

Re: What is this? Edit

No, probably just some vandals. Jo the Marten(Shriek) ಠ_ಠ 00:31, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Excuse me but you deleted the information I put on The if that wasn't a good spot where should I put it?

Really you should of read some of my rough drafts that was bad grammar. It was supposed to be a warning about the Tank being able to break the glass on the roof of the trailer. I didn't put it there to win a medal or anything like that I just put it there as a warning and I prefer to get straight to the point. I ran into it playing co-op on expert we where in the middle of healing we figured we where safe from him...short story shorter no survivors.

So do you understand what I was getting at?

Weapon pagesEdit

The reason why I deleted most of the junk in the L4D 2 section of the L4d 1 weapons is because those weapons now have their own pages. Besides, the L4D1 weapon pages only cover that specific weapon (like the Uzi). Darkman 4 02:47, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

hey do u have xbox live? i dont have it either. but i will in the soon time. hey i wuz wondering if i can play u online when u get it? when i get xbox live my gamertag is zombiefreak 57

Fable 2 Edit

Hey you play?Great game eh? .§ixxyD Talk to me. 21:26, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

I saw it on the favorite games bit on your user-page :) .§ixxyD Talk to me. 19:16, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Great game, cant wait untill Fable 3, which has been announced. Werewolfhell 19:18, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Life Is Good Edit

I am glad you're going to live.You know why in time you and I will be good friend.(maybe) I also heard you were going to be a father.Life even though it seems like it at times Life Is Good.I am sorry made fun of your cancer.I understand that would make you hate me.Ryan Pierce 02:23, November 5, 2009 (UTC)Bioshock54

Wondering why you're deleting things from very short articles - when there's inaccurate, or lacking info on things, don't you think there should be a video to show more? Lmao

helping hand Edit

hi! i have seen you have done some work on this wikia. i will be at your assistance by helping out. i helped out gearspedia some, so i have experience. --Godlike xB3ASTx

RE: Edit

NO! I HATE MONSTERs! THEY ATE MY CAT! lol kidding i'll help you in your wikia. Aratinga A.Ѭ 18:57, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah I'll join. I would love to do that kind of wiki. :) --Autobot1228(Pride) 00:32, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

New Article: Jersey Devil Edit

I posted a new article on your wikia. Make sure you check it out. I was watching a documentary of this creature on the Discovery Channel, and it was really interesting. --Autobot1228(Pride) 02:11, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

Infobox? Edit

When do you think there will be an infobox for creatures? --Autobot1228(Pride) 02:16, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

COD6? Edit

Oh ok. I was just wondering. Oh and I know that this is off topic but did you get COD6? --Autobot1228(Pride) 02:20, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

Why? Edit

Super,do you ever look at the stars and wonder why we're here.

Do you? Crowbar 06:30, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

Big Hard Rain "The Mill" Edit Edit

The reason I made such a big change was I saw 15 minutes of Left 4 Dead 2 on a G4 telivision show and they were showing what Iam sure is that chapter because it had like 6 witches in the mill. That is why I wrote all that. And I mainly talking about just the mail layout and not going into detail so I thought it would be okay. Let me know what you think. OH and I also love Prototype also and hope they make a 2nd one.


I'm typing with my left hand and I have my laptop.--Guns 'n Roses 03:55, November 15, 2009 (UTC)Bioshock54

And another thing Supie its called pain relievers.Of which I am.--Guns 'n Roses 03:59, November 15, 2009 (UTC)Bioshock54


Hey, SMS450, i've seen you do a lot of work around here, i think you should request to be an admin. Nelo Angelo 16:35, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Ah well. If it wasnt against Wolf's policy, i'd nominate you to be a L4D11TY admin. Nelo Angelo 16:39, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Any RFA's can only submitted by an Administator with 2 months experience or Bureaucrat status. Sadly, i lack the 2 Months experience, but you could ask Wolf or SixDog directly if you want to try your hand. Given the lack of work, another admin might be beneficial. Nelo Angelo 16:42, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Well, you have my support if you do. Give me a moment to fetch what you might need. Nelo Angelo 16:45, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Just submit your request here and wait. Should be easy, given the lack of activity, to enforce your chance of survivng the Election, you should make at least 10 more edits for good measure. Nelo Angelo 16:49, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Well, as your the second most badass user on Wikia, i'm glad to help. Nelo Angelo 16:52, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

The most badass is Wolf, because makes Eleventy. And "The second most badass user on wikia" means "the second biggest badass on wikia" is english. Nelo Angelo 16:56, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

You are the bureaucrat of the Prototype wikia. Prototype is the single most badass game on earth. Therefore, the bureaucrat of its wikia should follow. Nelo Angelo 16:59, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Right. Now, have you made the RFA yet? Nelo Angelo 17:06, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Well, best to get it early, since when the game is released the wikia will be flooded with RFA's. Nelo Angelo 17:09, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Well, it seems SixDog jumped the gun entirely and made you an admin. So, congratulations? Nelo Angelo 18:34, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Well then, once your done here, you should do some minor work. Nelo Angelo 19:54, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

assistance Edit

how do i put my user info box on another  wikia?   like your 4 example. it say supermutant slayer. a picture your fav games onfd infected. etc. etc.  i tried to put it on another wikia, it doesnt work like on this one.   thanks
 --Godlike xB3ASTx 22:07, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

Ok Edit

i understand. i have been playing left 4 dead 2 also. if you have xbox live add my GT: xBIRDIVIANx i look forward to playing with you.

how do you make a box. can you teach me? TIPS/?
     --Godlike xB3ASTx 22:48, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

If your leaving HERE, will you still contribute to the L4D11ty wikia? Your a valued contributor there. Nelo Angelo 97 19:33, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

Doof Edit

That wasn't a hate message,doofus,that was a message telling you to stop crying over the fact you ain't admin on herte and for you to get back to editing,but then again NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE!You delete constructive edits for NO REASON.Don't ever come back.--Guns 'n Roses 23:15, November 25, 2009 (UTC)BioShock54

Miniguns Edit

Oh yeah, i forgot about No Mercy :D Aratinga A.Ѭ 16:12, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but i don't remember any miniguns in Blood Harvest. Aratinga A.Ѭ 16:16, November 26, 2009 (UTC)
lol wut Aratinga A.Ѭ 16:19, November 26, 2009 (UTC)
K THX CYA Aratinga A.Ѭ 16:23, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

RE: Rulez Edit

Well he's lucky this time that I didn't rampage. My rules only applies to me. Use those rules with me The Consequences are deleted and my info has always been constructive everytime I get a glitch or bug in my L4D system. I always report it thank you very much. And Jo did "threaten" me and interupted my converation with Crowbar. Thank you for your time--Phoenix Marathon 09:02, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

The streets Edit

your edit on The Streets article, they stoped making them specificly for retail sale, but if you happen to have one, you can sell it for however the hell much you want too, i know for a fact that the unsilenced smg, and the AK are legal, and the Assultt rifle would depend on if it's a 14 or a 16, and i'm not sure about the others--SS4FireFox 00:15, December 3, 2009 (UTC).

the old trailer Edit

They all die in there. Zoey has the most obvious death, editing her page now.

WardenerNL Dec 4, 22:51, 2009

early videos Edit

Well, for me, Louis was the hardest one to find out. Too dark.

And... Hard to say. It looks awesome, but... Players can run any atmosphere. With the new ones, we don't have such a dark-dark-dark feeling of thisisnotgoingtoendwell, we have a hope, so it is way easier to get along with pillshereing louises, iHating francises, bullfrickinhorseshitting bills, screaming zoeys(well, everyone is screaming), wububububububuing ellises, candyassing nicks, not-sure-what-do-coach-dumb-binders-bind coaches, SCREAMING AS HELL ROCHELLES, and everyone jumping like dunno who, though this still annoys. When i try to imagine a pub game in the old-style l4d, i can feel why it was changed. The old style was pretty much of eye-candy, but players ARE ruining everything, and there is no way to stop it.

and i have nothing agains pills here, iHates, bullfrickinhorseshits and wububububus. Put it in just for an example. My worst nightmare is, all four are screaming as hell and jumping, jumping, jumping... i hate l4d's jumping animation.

[User:[WardenerNL|WardenerNL]] Dec 4, 23:04, 2009

Re: Survivor's Sidearms Edit

I dunno. They always seem to grab s random weapon every now and again. :/ Jo the Marten(Shriek) ಠ_ಠ 21:33, December 4, 2009 (UTC) I dont know about that. rochelle always grabs a Magnum. on the other hand Ellis always keeps dual pistols

That user thingy Edit

Hey, you know how on your user page you did someehing like this (Pic of a Witch) This user likes the witch. How do you do it? The Phoenix Marathon 08:18, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

yes ive also wondered how you got those-skeps


can you go to IRC so we can talk?--Skeps

About that, i dont have Xbox Live. --Nelo Angelo 97 15:11, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Re: My Picture Edit

Number of models isn't unlimited. I think the limit is 200 or so...So I think your request fits in those boundries. XD As for location, I can't do it in Dark Carnival. At least not physically. I could photoshop it, but it wouldn't look as good. Jo the MartenMini Hunter(Shriek) ಠ_ಠ 18:42, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Actually... Edit

I undid an act of vandalism some anonymous user did, you're welcome. DeathBlade182 07:34, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Because, you said I only added some useless spaces, you know... just wanted to clarify what I actually did. DeathBlade182 22:18, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Re: Infected template Edit

Fixed it. :) Jo the MartenMini Hunter(Shriek) ಠ_ಠ 21:44, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Re: Gamertag Edit

Sure ill add u but right now my xbox is permanently broken but im getting a new one for Christmas. for now im using my cousins so if u see me online im probably using my cousins xbox. Lone Wolf21 07:58, December 20, 2009 (UTC)

Info box under profile pic Edit

Okay I signed in! (Sorry about the last message, I thought I was signed in, but apparently my laptop decided I wasn't)

So if you could please help me get one of those boxes that'd be great.


--Nightmirage 04:54, December 21, 2009 (UTC)nightmirage

IRC Edit

Care to join me on the IRC channel, MOUSTACHIO?

--The Sausage King of Chic-NO. 03:01, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

Re: oops Edit

Go to the IRC Channel login page and type: FrohmanAdventures. --The Sausage King of Chic-NO. 07:42, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

Xbox LIVE. Edit

Hey, Sms. I am now an owner of Xbox LIVE, and my Gamertag is: DrFrohman2010, so join me when you want to play L4D or Tf2 or something. --The Sausage King of Chic-NO. 23:12, December 25, 2009 (UTC)


Thats a lie i DID NOT DELETE ANYTHING!--XGREENCATx 07:48, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

Um hello, I see you are very popular on this site, are you a pre-owner or something? Because I need to ask if im allowed to edit pages? Or do I have to have permission?--Boomette 08:24, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

Nick Quote Edit

Oh you and your constant bickering over what Nick does and doesn't say. I too thought it was "Well, Coach" BUT, with subtitles on, it reveals that....DUN DUN DUUUN, he says "Come on, Coach." Now in case you're all "Pix or it didn't happen" here's a screenshot I got for you off my game with subtitles enabled. Jo the MartenMini Hunter(Shriek) ಠ_ಠ 16:58, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

... Edit; Only one I could find on YouTube for the Xbox version. Most videos are of people using the PC's console to spawn him. -- 19:06, January 4, 2010

"Save button" Edit

Hi admin. Sorry about that "save" button thing because the border always moves around when I press "preview". And maybe I'll find a similar picture to Spongebob's in the database. :D

listen i don't care if they leave it there put people are going to continue and i'm sick of it just delete it trust me on this one so this can finally end italy0021





I'd like a little bit of your help Edit

Mind dropping by the IRC? Jo the MartenMini Hunter(Shriek) ಠ_ಠ 02:56, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Nah, I took care of it. Jo the MartenMini Hunter(Shriek) ಠ_ಠ 10:36, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Re: Death Toll Edit

Copied from Swamp Fever ""Swamp fever" is a term given to a number of diseases that are acquired in wet, swampy environments."

  • No Mercy = obvious
  • Blood Harvest = Harvesting gore
  • The Parish = Meaning both Parish (as it's New Orleans) and perhaps a pun of Perish
  • Last Stand = Their last game as they aren't surviving.
  • Hard Rain = "Why is this one called Hard RaiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" -Left 4 Speed 2

I don't see why you can't define both the name and the tagline. :P Jo the MartenMini Hunter(Shriek) ಠ_ಠ 18:23, January 17, 2010 (UTC)

Jockey Edit

Don't steam me. I just corrected grammar.MrChemyCal 00:11, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

Infobox + Medic picture = Confusing. Edit

Hey there Sms, I'm making a infobox for my user page with THIS picture of a Medic in it. For some reason, I can't get it to work. As the Medic would say; I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE.Ze übermensch 07:04, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

Yup my bad. Edit

Spelling is not my strong suit but I really like editing. Normally I always edited as anonymous because people would fix my little issue for me with out the hassle.

But now Im starting to warm up to the whole signing in bit. Belive me I will try to start fixing my grammer issues as best as I can. I always know what to say but never how to say it if that makes sense. :)

Im also trying to learn the whole "How to format" bit. This is proving to be a bit more of a challenge then I thought. --JokersFlame

XXNachokingXx 22:53, February 15, 2010 (UTC)Thanks man Edit

Thanks man!

Hi! I have a question! Edit

Hi! Cool page! Here's my question : Do you still need Xbox Live to download DLC (Xbox 360)?

Re: Scavenge Edit.Edit

I myself have never done it, but I was playing in a match on Scavenge Mode on the Motel and this guy tossed a Pipe Bomb and when it detonated the Gas Cans came flying towards us. My guess is that the Gas Cans weren't in the radius of the explosion, but were close enough to send them flying. As for a video, I do not have the software to make videos. Hunter 1PikminRender-nickFrancis 11254Charger3

I need help Edit

My headsets is not working. I try talking but nobody else can hear me but i can hear my teammates talk. I broke part of the mic that goes around my head and i taped it back. I can't communicate with my friends because of this. Do you what is going on? If not, can you let someone else answer me. Gravyv321

Re: Stop Edit

I had experimented with the Infobox template. It wasn't DarkSide's fault. Jo the MartenMini Hunter(Shriek) ಠ_ಠ 06:39, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

Re: Survivor Edit Edit

Oh, I know they can be! A girl at my college is 17, but she's a freaking genius. I loves my dear Zoey, but I would not call her a genius by any means. I was just frustrated that it kept being edited back when like 99% of college freshmen are at least 18. My apologies if I came off as too harsh.Nightmirage 23:52, March 22, 2010 (UTC)

 ????? Edit

Hey i made a completely factual edit to the charger page today and i saw you also edited it and my edit was gone! did you dedlete my edit?

Re: Bill Edit

No. I was asked to protect it by an editor to prevent a flood of edits. It'll be up tomorrow. Jo the MartenMini Hunter(Shriek) ಠ_ಠ 17:42, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

Re: Xbox Live Edit

Unfortunately, I don't have Gold right now so I can't do anything fun on live haha. Please feel free to add me as a friend though! I'm hoping to buy Gold this summer so I can play with people soon. Nightmirage 19:07, June 14, 2010 (UTC)

I haven't been on lately, but I will absolutely add you as a friend when I do get on. I just got a 48 hour trial of Gold, so I will probably be on this weekend (hopefully), and maybe we can play! =) Nightmirage 20:59, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

I will be on tonight...with a mic! Yayyy! I'm excited. Nightmirage 23:51, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

I'm in Virginia, so we're in the same time zone. I should definitely be on by midnight. Glad you're a night owl too haha. Nightmirage 23:56, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

Maybe I'll be on in the next week? *crosses fingers* My extended family has been having an explosion of drama lately, and I'm getting caught up in crap PLUS my job takes up a lot of time. I really hope to be on soon. Shooting zombies is good stress relief. Nightmirage 04:07, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

Re: Custom Campaigns Edit

Technically, it's not fanon. Valve officially supports the making and use of Custom Campaigns, not to mention their increasing popularity, therefore the creation of articles for Custom Campaigns is accepted. DeathBlade182 06:27, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

You need to face the facts that Left 4 Dead has been becoming more and more a community game. Patches are made based on ratings from a community. The Mutations especially. Yeah Valve makes them, sure, but who decides which ones stay and which never return? The community; the fans.

Other wikis, such as the TF2 Wiki, has pages for custom maps. I'm sure other games where you can create mods have custom map pages on their respective wikis. Why should we just be a stick in the mud and ignore a library of new campaigns to play. The exception with the campaigns over say the memes and youtube poops is that Valve is helping on a large majority of these maps. The voice actors are working for the map makers, creating custom lines specifically for these campaigns. Valve isn't bringing these campaigns to the Xbox for show and tell. I heard somewhere that before they officially release these campaigns to non-PC players, Valve is going to go in themselves and fix any of the bugs there might be with the campaigns. So let's see. Voice actors doing lines, Valve support and assistance. I'd say on the best campaigns there's about a 1:4 ratio of work by Valve to work by the creator. I believe ShadoW had originally intended on us making pages for custom campaigns. You know how in the Template:Infobox campaign how it makes "Creator" optional? Who else would make a campaign except for Valve? Oh, why of course, the fans! The cherry on top of this sundae is that when The Passing was released for the PC, there were files included in the official PC update. They were all lines for non-canon levels. If Valve is including these files with the official updates to the game, I'm going to consider them canon enough to make pages about them. But they are not canon in terms of storyline. Besides, this is a perfect medium for players looking for something new to play. Sure there's websites you can download it from, but here we can provide information and walkthroughs if they get stuck. You're the only one who has complained about this and your only argument was that they aren't canon. Well I feel the point has been made that they're staying. Cheers~! Jo the MartenMini Hunter(Shriek) ಠ_ಠ 07:55, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

Sure, I don't have a problem with it. It isn't just me though. Other members are in on it too and helping out. Besides, we don't make a page for all of them. Only the ones that are 100% complete and we have the creator's permission to make a page. It's not like we're making them all at once. That's like saying "So you're going to make an encyclopedia dedicated to Left 4 Dead? Good luck with that!" It'll take time, but it's not impossible. Jo the MartenMini Hunter(Shriek) ಠ_ಠ 03:43, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Regarding Katana vs Machete in Dead Center poster Edit


Sorry, but looks pretty obvious it's meant to be a Machete in the poster. She could be holding the Machete slightly at an angle explaining why it appears thinner to you, but trying to explain the missing hilt and guard of the Katana, both signature features of a Katana, is tricky, don't you think? Sera404 11:12, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

The length of it is roughly the machete size. Seriously, look at it properly. It isn't the katana, no matter how much you want it to be. It has the machete hilt on top of that.  :o In fact, here you go again since you still can't see it. I took Coach's machete, and rotated it with no resizing at all.
Machete compare
Can't you see it yet? In fact, after direct comparing, they're the same length!  :o Sera404 05:18, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

More live stuff Edit

Hey SMS my GT is MusingMuse so if you want add me :) §ixxyD. Talk to me. 08:28, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

what Edit

your jed off of kilplixism 'n freinds wow i watch you guy's all the time your so funny --Ponds11 19:03, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

sorry, but i dont think he is.

Re: The Sacrifice Edit

Dude, my face was practically pressed against the television the whole episode. I'm so excited! I can't believe the comic is going to be 150+ pages. I was expecting like 30 or so pages tops. Ahhhhh! Nightmirage 05:08, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

Unfortunately my semester starts really soon, and I don't know that I want to waste the lovely gift you gave me when my playing will be so sporadic. So, unfortunately, no, BUT if this semester shapes up to not be too bad then I plan to play a lot. It's good stress relief. And I will CERTAINLY be on to play The Sacrifice with you! Nightmirage 05:30, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

Not Revelent Enough? (Complainments) REMOVED Edit

Are you fucking Serious? Like the fact that coach has tattoes aint revelent either! If he have tattoes, Then where? REMOVED  Alta1r 22:09, August 27, 2010 (UTC)

Hi Edit

Hi erm where did you see a picture of a dead soldior with a mask and annie been held up??

Hi Edit

Hi erm OMG I saw the mask of poor Jeff its sad that he might have died also where is that 1 where Annie has been held up against the wall by an infected??

Hi Edit

Hi erm OMG I saw the mask of poor Jeff its sad that he might have died also where is that 1 where Annie has been held up against the wall by an infected??

I still Edit

Hi again I still cant see Annie where is she, please could you point her out to me?

OMFG How horrible Edit

OMG Was that annie on the first one getting ripped apart by the zombies where 1 of them has a mask in their hand usually the men die like that on films not the womenol. also when is The Sacrifice going to be released i know its today but why can I find it on the marketplace

Hi Edit

Hi did they release The Sacrifice yet??please let me know

Really Edit

Really wow well I havnt played it yet so whats it like I downloaded it for both games what about you

Wow Edit

Wow nice page by the way its great XD XD

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