A bunch of Quotes that Stigma-231 has accumulated from the IRC channel.
Just smile and nod.[edit | edit source]
The administrators of the Left 4 Dead Wiki realize that something has been missing from the Graffiti article.
<FiveDog> Stig.... Stigma....
<FiveDog> Look at that and tell me what's missing......
<Stigma-231> ..."wall writing"?
<FiveDog> No, the headings! Check the headings!
<Stigma-231> They're still there.
<Stigma-231> I did that.
<FiveDog> There are FOUR campaigns, Stigma.
<FiveDog> Excluding Last Stand....
<Stigma-231> What happened to Blood Harvest
<FiveDog> Was it ever there?
<Stigma-231> Was it?
<FiveDog> I don't know! O_O
<Stigma-231> Holy crap.
<Stigma-231> It feels like a giant mind screw.
<FiveDog> Right there with you!
<FiveDog> How can that have been overlooked for so long?
<Stigma-231> I'm looking through the history and it isn't...
<FiveDog> Never there?
<Stigma-231> ...Never there...
<FiveDog> ....That's ridiculous.
<FiveDog> How did someone not notice sooner?
<Stigma-231> The admins of the Left 4 Dead Wiki realize they never had a section of graffiti on Blood Harvest after assuming it was always there.
<FiveDog> How crazy does that sound?
<Stigma-231> I always thought it...
<Stigma-231> Right there...
<FiveDog> So did I.
<FiveDog> I hope there isn't anything else like this!
<Stigma-231> What if EVERYTHING is like this?
<FiveDog> OH NOES
<Stigma-231> What if we're missing PARTS OF LEFT 4 DEAD?
<Stigma-231> BOTH ALREADY IN THE GAME AND NOT THAT WE CAN SEE.
<FiveDog> Some parts have been left 4 dead!
<FiveDog> WE'RE ROYALLY SCREWED
* FiveDog forms a hasty plan.
<Stigma-231> BLAME BUNGIE AND PUNCH A BABY
<FiveDog> I say we get it in there as fast as we can, nod and say it was there since the page's creation and whistle innocently. If that doesn't work, we make a break for Japan!
<Stigma-231> Then we get jobs as tentacle monsters?
<FiveDog> Exactly! We'll need false identities.
<FiveDog> I'll be Denzel Harrison Wallaby
<FiveDog> They'll never know!
Just smile and look like you know what you're doing.[edit | edit source]
The administrators of the Left 4 Dead Wiki discuss proper feminine etiquette.
[13:10] <Stigma-231> GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
[13:11] <Stigma-231> SILLY WOMAN
[13:11] <Jo_The_Marten> I CAN'T COOK, FOO'
[13:11] <Stigma-231> THEN CLEAN SILLY WOMAN
[13:11] <Stigma-231> JUST SMILE AND LOOK LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING
[13:11] <Jo_The_Marten> ..oh
[13:11] <Jo_The_Marten> uh
[13:11] * Jo_The_Marten smiles as she holds on to a bloody machete
[13:12] <Stigma-231> at-a girl
[13:12] <Jo_The_Marten> smile and look pretty....smile and look pretty...
[13:12] * Stigma-231 smiles and cooks
[13:12] * FiveDog wonders about the machete as he sits and waits for the women to cook him food.