Personal Details
Left 4 Dead
Fav. weapon Auto Shotgun, M16
Fav. character Francis, Coach
Fav. infected Hunter, Boomer
Fav. campaign Death Toll, Dead Center
Fav. chapter The Town, Plank Country
Left 4 Dead 2
Fav. weapon Combat Shotgun, MP5
Fav. melee weapon Machete, Chainsaw
Fav. infected Charger, Spitter
Other Games
Fav. game Bioshock, L4D, GuildWars, Half-Life series, Pokemon (all gens, not copying from Jo.

About me[edit | edit source]

I am a huge gamer with an appetite for destruction. i am usually found playing in versus mode of L4D pouncing (or pounding on in L4D2) on survivors. I am a featured user on the Bioshock wiki so if you have questions there let me know and ill help out.


My favorite pages[edit | edit source]

Legend of Ownage[edit | edit source]

Along time know what. Screw it. A few years ago i was nearly killed, but i survived and gained some crazy powers. I am a loyal follower of Five Dog and I am The Lord of Ownage. Those who try to fight me shall fail as the Power of Ownage knows no limit! Hail Five Dog or I will personally hunt you down forever!

More About me[edit | edit source]

I am one of the most powerful beings next to Five Dog, whom i follow without question. I am one of Tommy Rothschild's boys. I also serve under Captain Henry Leyland. I tend to bring only my signature Dual-Beretta's using hollow-point ammunition into battle. Since i don't have many times that require me to pull out all the stops, I don't usually show my true power. Although there was the one time that SixDog made a Tank extremely powerful. Took a week just to find it.

Quotes[edit | edit source]

Taunts[edit | edit source]


Whats that smell..?

[Upon Seeing Riot infected] I SMELL BACON!

HEY! Thats my body armor!

Coach: No it's not! That there armor is mine!
Nick: I am surrounded by IDIOTS!

Complements[edit | edit source]

Nice Shot man!

Good shootin tex!

Infected Related[edit | edit source]


[Spotting a Tank] APEMAN!


Uh Oh, it's the Juggernaut!

[Boomer] Uh oh....Fat man with a plan!

We've got a BOOMER!

It's da puker!

Blubber butt!

[Hunter] I hear a hunter! I wonder if its Jo?

Hey! I can hear my cousin!

Hey Francis! I can here your brother jumping around!

Francis:And he's a sweatshirt wearing little wuss!

Hey Jo, can you stop jumping around for a minute, I think I hear a Jockey.

Jo:Oops, sorry!

[Smoker] I can hear Bill up ahead!

Bill: Very funny.

I think that's my uncle up ahead.

We've got a Licker ahead!

Bill: A what?
Zoey: I think he means a Smoker.

[Jockey] Think someone just heard the funniest joke ever?

I hear a head humper!



Hey! It's Little John the Head Humper!


Hey Look! It's Nick's ex-wife!

Nick, I think your Girl Friend missed you!

Nick:Aw, shit!

We've got an Ugly Thing!

It's a hooker!!!

[Charger] I don't think we should let him grab us.

It's......some random thing with a huge arm!

It's the Bullman! [Charger charging at him] Ole!

Missed me!

Your too slow! [Charger pounding him] Aw, the big lug got me!

This big guy is pounding me into the wall overhere!

This guy is bashing my back to bits!

The Charger is wailing on me!

Charger nav.png This user likes Chargers.
Hunter nav.png This user likes Hunters.
Boomer nav.png This user likes Boomers.
Jockey nav.png This user likes Jockeys.
Francisclose.png This user likes Francis.
Coachclose.png This user likes Coach.
Qualified ride.jpg This user is always full of energy.
Pistol dual.png This user likes the Dual Pistols.
Chrome invert.png This user likes the Chrome Shotgun.
M16 invert.png This user likes the M16.
G3 invert.png This user likes the Sniper Rifle.
Crowbar invert.png This user likes the Crowbar.
Machete invert.png This user likes the Machete.
Bile invert.png This user likes the Bile Bomb.
Guardin gnome.jpg This user protects Gnomes.
L4d legendary survivor.jpg This user resides in the middle of nowhere..
Violence in silence.jpg This user is literate in Jibberish.

L4D2 pills transp.png This user is grabbin' pills.
Lord Of Ownage.png This user is
The Lord of Ownage

It's all fun and games, until you get raped!

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