|Left 4 Dead|
|Fav. weapon||Auto Shotgun, M16|
|Fav. character||Francis, Coach|
|Fav. infected||Hunter, Boomer|
|Fav. campaign||Death Toll, Dead Center|
|Fav. chapter||The Town, Plank Country|
|Left 4 Dead 2|
|Fav. weapon||Combat Shotgun, MP5|
|Fav. melee weapon||Machete, Chainsaw|
|Fav. infected||Charger, Spitter|
|Fav. game||Bioshock, L4D, GuildWars, Half-Life series, Pokemon (all gens, not copying from Jo.|
About me[edit | edit source]
I am a huge gamer with an appetite for destruction. i am usually found playing in versus mode of L4D pouncing (or pounding on in L4D2) on survivors. I am a featured user on the Bioshock wiki so if you have questions there let me know and ill help out.
My favorite pages[edit | edit source]
Legend of Ownage[edit | edit source]
Along time ago......you know what. Screw it. A few years ago i was nearly killed, but i survived and gained some crazy powers. I am a loyal follower of Five Dog and I am The Lord of Ownage. Those who try to fight me shall fail as the Power of Ownage knows no limit! Hail Five Dog or I will personally hunt you down forever!
More About me[edit | edit source]
I am one of the most powerful beings next to Five Dog, whom i follow without question. I am one of Tommy Rothschild's boys. I also serve under Captain Henry Leyland. I tend to bring only my signature Dual-Beretta's using hollow-point ammunition into battle. Since i don't have many times that require me to pull out all the stops, I don't usually show my true power. Although there was the one time that SixDog made a Tank extremely powerful. Took a week just to find it.
Quotes[edit | edit source]
Taunts[edit | edit source]
ZOMBIES AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME!
Whats that smell..?
[Upon Seeing Riot infected] I SMELL BACON!
HEY! Thats my body armor!
- Coach: No it's not! That there armor is mine!
- Nick: I am surrounded by IDIOTS!
Complements[edit | edit source]
Nice Shot man!
Good shootin tex!
Infected Related[edit | edit source]
Zombies! Everywhere! WHERES MAH ROCKET LAUNCHER!?
[Spotting a Tank] APEMAN!
We've got a STEROID USER HERE!
Uh Oh, it's the Juggernaut!
[Boomer] Uh oh....Fat man with a plan!
We've got a BOOMER!
It's da puker!
[Hunter] I hear a hunter! I wonder if its Jo?
Hey! I can hear my cousin!
Hey Francis! I can here your brother jumping around!
- Francis:And he's a sweatshirt wearing little wuss!
Hey Jo, can you stop jumping around for a minute, I think I hear a Jockey.
- Jo:Oops, sorry!
[Smoker] I can hear Bill up ahead!
- Bill: Very funny.
I think that's my uncle up ahead.
We've got a Licker ahead!
- Bill: A what?
- Zoey: I think he means a Smoker.
[Jockey] Think someone just heard the funniest joke ever?
I hear a head humper!
WHERE'S GORDON FREEMAN AT!?
SOMEBODY GET ME A CROWBAR
Hey! It's Little John the Head Humper!
Hey Look! It's Nick's ex-wife!
Nick, I think your Girl Friend missed you!
- Nick:Aw, shit!
We've got an Ugly Thing!
It's a hooker!!!
[Charger] I don't think we should let him grab us.
It's......some random thing with a huge arm!
It's the Bullman! [Charger charging at him] Ole!
Your too slow! [Charger pounding him] Aw, the big lug got me!
This big guy is pounding me into the wall overhere!
This guy is bashing my back to bits!
The Charger is wailing on me!