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A list of Rochelle's Quotes heard so far in Left 4 Dead 2.

Intro[]

  • [When seeing Mudmen in the Zombie Survival Guide Trailer]
    • "What the hell is that?"
  • [In the Zombie Survival Guide Trailer, when the Spitter appears]
    • "This is some grim shit we got ourselves into..."
  • [When fending off the Horde]
    • "Get back! Get back!"
  • [When the military begins to bomb Veterans Memorial Bridge in Zombie Survival Guide trailer]
    • "Stop the bombing run!"
  • [Talking to Ellis in Zombie Survival Guide trailer]
    • "Hey... Kill all sons-of-bitches, right?"

General[]

Chapter Completed[]

No Casualties[]

  • "Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah."
  • "Oh, hell, yes!"
  • "Shit, we are all right."
  • "I know we can do better."
  • "All right! This party is over!"
  • "Yeah, all bark; no bite."
  • "That was close."
  • "Did we all make it? Yes, we did!"
  • "We almost didn't make it!"
  • "Live and in the flesh!"
  • "Thanks to you guys, I am the baddest woman alive!"
  • "Oh, I think we're going to make it!"
  • "Oh, we kicked ass, yes, we did! Woo!"
  • "Woo! We're really doing this!"
  • "Ooh, we are doing it, all right!"
  • "Ha-ha-ha! We are kickin' it!"
  • "Woo, that's about as close as I like to cut it."
  • "Yeah, We made it uh huh, uh huh, uh huh we made it oh yeah."

With Casualties[]

  • "What happened to us?"
  • "Okay, we can do this! We can do this!"

Waiting For Others Inside the Safe Room[]

  • "What in the hell are you doing out there? Get inside!"
  • "Everyone, in here!"
  • "Get your asses inside."
  • "Get inside!"
  • "Everyone inside!"
  • "Get inside! Free hamhocks and chitlins in here!"

Looking At Survivor[]

Nick[]

  • "Hey, suit!"
  • "Nicolas!"
  • "Yo, Nick!"
  • "Hey, Nick!"
  • "Nick!"
  • [While unfamiliar in Dead Center]
    • "Suit!"
    • "Hey, fancy man."
    • "Hey, sharp dresser."
    • "Fancy man."

Ellis[]

  • "Yo, Ellis."
  • "Ellis!"
  • "Hey, hee-haw!"
  • "Hey, Cooter!"
  • "Boy!"
  • [While unfamiliar in Dead Center]
    • "Young'un!"
    • "Little Guy."
    • "Dude!"
    • "Yo, dude!"
    • "Hey, Little Guy."
    • "Yo, young'un!"
    • "Hey, young'un!"
    • "Hey, dude!"

Coach[]

  • "Coach!"
  • "Hey, Fatman!"
  • "Hey, Coach!"
  • "Hey, Big Guy!"
  • "Big Guy!"

After a Period of Idling[]

  • "Uh, can we get going?"
  • "Time to get going."
  • "Come on, let's go!"
  • "We need to get going."
  • "Let's go."

Interrupting Ellis's stories[]

  • "Uh-huh."
  • "Ellis? Ellis? Ellis, sweetie? Ellis!"
  • "Ellis, sweetie, can this wait?"
  • "Okay, Ellis, this is really not the best time."
  • "Ow."
  • "Damn."
  • "Are you putting me on?"
  • "Ninety percent?"
  • "His whole body?"
  • "Wait, hold on, say that last part again?"
  • "You should tell that story to Nick."
  • "Sweetie, I normally like your stories, I do. But not now, okay?"

Commands[]

These are derived from the PC commands when using the Z, X, or C keys.

Yes[]

  • "Yes."
  • "Why, yes."
  • "Sure."
  • "Yeah."
  • "Of course."
  • "Yep."
  • "Okay."

No[]

  • "Oh, no."
  • "I don't think so."
  • "Uh, no."
  • "Oh please."
  • "Boy, no way."
  • "No!"
  • "Seriously, no."
  • "No, no, no no."
  • "No, thank you."
  • "No."

Look[]

  • "Whoa, check this shit out."
  • "Check this shit out."
  • "Look!"
  • "Look at this."
  • "Look here."
  • "Look over here!"
  • "Over there!"
  • "Look out!"
  • "Heads up!"
  • "Watch out!"

Argh[]

  • "No-o-o-oh."
  • "Damn..."
  • "Oh, this is bad..."
  • "Oh, shit!"
  • "Sweet Jesus!"
  • "Sweet Lincoln's mullet!"
  • "Mother of Mercy."
  • "Well, this just sucks."
  • "Blarg!"
  • "Can just one goddamn thing go right?"
  • "We are in some deep shit!"
  • "Holy shit!"
  • "We are in some deep shit!"
  • "Could this really get any worse? I don't think so."
  • "We do not have time for this shit."
  • "We don't have time for this shit."
  • "Goddamn it!"
  • "Can just one more goddamn thing go wrong?"
  • "Argghh!"
  • "Jesus Christ!"

Taunt[]

  • "Ohhh, shut up!"
  • "Oh, hell, yes!"
  • "What's up with that?"
  • "Where's the love, where's the love?!"
  • "Forget about it."
  • "Ha. Who's barking now?"
  • "Yeah, right."
  • "Yeah, that's right."

Follow Me[]

  • "Hey, c'mon, this way!"
  • "Come on, this way!"
  • "Follow me this way."
  • "Follow me."
  • "This way!"

Lead the Way[]

  • "Sure. You lead."
  • "I'm right behind you."
  • "Sure, lead on."
  • "Go on, I'll keep up."
  • "'Kay, go ahead."
  • "All right, I'll follow you."
  • "All right I'm with ya."
  • "Lead on."

Ready[]

  • "All right, you guys ready?"
  • "Ready?"
  • "Ready for this?"

I'm with you[]

  • "I'm here."
  • "I'm with you."
  • "I got your back."
  • "Yeah, boy, I got your back."
  • "I'm here. Let's go."

Thank you[]

  • "Thanks. I owe you one."
  • "Oh, thanks for that."
  • "Hey, thanks!"
  • "Thanks."
  • "Thanks!"
  • "Phew, thanks!"
  • "I honestly appreciate it."
  • [To Ellis]
    • "Hoo, thanks, Ellis; I guess I will keep you."
  • [To Coach]
    • "Thanks, Coach!"
    • "Thanks, my brother."
  • [To Nick]
    • "Wow, Nick. I guess you do have a heart... A heart of gold!"

Negative responses[]

  • "Can just one goddamn thing go right?!"
  • "Ohhh, this is bad."
  • "Oh, well... this just sucks."
  • "We are in some deep shit."
  • "Could this get any worse? I don't think so."
  • "Arg. Jesus Christ!"
  • "Goddamn it! Can just one more goddamn thing go wrong?"
  • "We don't have time for this shit!"
  • "This is some grave shit we got ourselves into."

Good Job[]

  • "Woo! Kick-ass!"
  • "You are on fire today!"
  • "Hey, nice job!"
  • "Oh, hell, yeah!"
  • "Nice shot!"
  • "That was cool!"
  • "Cool!"
  • "Good one!"

Hurry[]

  • "Come on hurry up!"
  • "C'mon, get the lead out!"
  • "Would you hurry up?"
  • "C'mon, let's go!"
  • [Only occurs during The Sugar Mill]
    • Keep going.
    • Keep moving.
    • No time to stop, go.

Health related[]

Reviving Someone[]

  • "Oh, baby, we can't have you down there. Now get up."
  • "What in the hell have you gone and done now? Let's get going."
  • "You're gonna have to suck it up. We need you a little bit longer."
  • "You're comin' or you're just gonna lay there all day... Let's get ya up."
  • "Can't stay down there forever... Let me get ya up."
  • "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were trying to kill yourself. Get up, now."
  • "Oh, man. I mean... uh... I mean... you look fine? Let's go."
  • "You've got to stop ending up down here... this is no way to stay alive."
  • "The big guy upstairs isn't ready to take you yet. Let's get you on your feet."
  • "No time for this now... we have to keep you moving, let's get you up."
  • "Don't worry; you'll be fine... let's get you back on your feet."
  • "Come on, now! We don't have time for all this layin' around."
  • "Aah, I knew you'd be okay."
  • "You had me worried there... We can't lose you."
  • "The picture of health, good as new."

Reviving A Survivor (Under A Horde Attack)[]

  • "Oh, shit! Just get up, get up!"
  • "Hell if I am carrying you, get up! "
  • "Come on, come on, get your ass up!"
  • "Get up! Now!"
  • "Come on, come on! On your feet!"
  • "Get up! Get up! Get up!"

Reviving Another Survivor On Last Down[]

  • "You scared the shit outta me. I thought that was it for you. One more time down and it will be."
  • "I'm no nurse, but you look pretty messed up. Go down again and that's it..."
  • "You're scaring the shit out of me. You go down one more time and that's it for you."
  • "I'm going to get you on your feet, but we need to get you fixed up or you are not going to make it.."
  • "Do you know what that is? I think it used to be inside of you. Go down again and it won't matter."

Talking[]

Question[]

  • "How are you feeling?"
  • "You okay?"
  • "Can you make it?"
  • "How bad is it?"
  • "What's up?"
  • "What's up with that?"
  • "Are you done laying around now?"
  • "Ready to get up?"
  • "Can you move your legs?"
  • "Can you make it?"
  • "So what is wrong with you?"
  • "Can't you suck it up?"
  • "Oh come on. You can make it."
  • "Does it hurt as bad as it looks?"
  • "What's up with you?"
  • "Are you crying?"
  • "All right, you cool?"
  • "You good?"
  • "Ah, you going to be okay."
  • "You going to be okay?"
  • "What ya doin' down there?"
  • "Can you man up?"

Response[]

  • "Well, let's go."
  • "Up and at 'em."
  • "Come on and get up."
  • "Up we go."
  • "See, you're fine."
  • "Yeah, you look fine now."
  • "Nothing to worry about."
  • "You had me worried there."
  • "Come on, we can't lose you."
  • "Oh, I knew you'd be okay."
  • "The picture of health."
  • "Good as new."
  • "You're good, you're good."
  • [Reviving Coach]
    • "I've got a plan: Let's kill all the zombies, sound good?"
      • Coach: "Sounds like a plan."
  • [Reviving Nick]
    • "So what's wrong with you?
      • Nick: "Nothing much."
      • Rochelle: "I knew you'd be okay."

Being Revived[]

  • [While laughing]
    • "Give it to me straight, doc, am I going to make it?"
  • "Uh, yeah, yeah, I'm okay."
  • "I think I'm okay."
  • "Guess I feel all right."
  • "Don't worry about me."
  • "I'm good."
  • "Is it bad?"
  • "I don't know, get me up."
  • "Oh, shit, I don't know."
  • "Well, how do I look?"
  • "I'm a little bit of a mess."
  • "I'm just playing possum."
  • "This is great, nah, this is great. I'm good."
  • "Blah, blah, blah, just please get me up."
  • "Does my hair look good?"
  • "I have no idea."
  • "I don't know, bad?"
  • "You tell me!"
  • "Shitty."
  • "Broke."
  • "Okay, I guess."
  • "I've been better."

Hanging From Ledge[]

  • "While I am the best-looking girl hanging on a ledge, I wish I wasn't! Hanging on a ledge, I mean..."
  • "Don't even think about leaving me here!"
  • "Can someone help me? Damsel in distress over here!"
  • "Oh, for the love of God, someone needs to help me up!"
  • "Hey... I, uh... kind of slipped!"

Helping Survivor Off Ledge[]

  • "Yeah, you look like a fool hanging down there. Let me help you up."
  • "Come on, boy, I'm not going to let you fall!"
  • "Don't worry; I'm not going to leave you hanging."
  • "Hang on, baby, I'm not going to let you fall."
  • "Did this seem like a good idea to you at some time?"

Incapacitated[]

  • "Damn, I'm down!"
  • "Boys, I'm down!"
  • "Gentlemen, I need some help!"
  • "For the love of God, someone help me!"
  • "Help me!"
  • "Oh, I need some help!"
  • "Hey, guys, I need some help!"
  • "Damsel... in distress over here!"

Healing Self[]

  • "Cover me! I'm gonna heal up."
  • "Cover me, please."
  • "Cover me while I patch myself up."
  • "Do one of you fine gentlemen mind covering me while I heal?"
  • "With my luck, I'm just going to make it worse."
  • "Stop, guys, I have to heal."

Healed[]

  • "Whoo! All better now."
  • "Now I'm feeling right!"
  • "Now, that's what I'm talkin' about."
  • "Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about!"

Healing Survivor[]

  • "Quit fussing and let me heal you."
  • "Stop moving so I can heal you."
  • "Shit, you gotta quit moving so I can heal you."
  • "Stand still, or I'm going to mess this up."

Low Health[]

  • "Girl, you shoulda stayed at home..."
  • "Girl, you should've stayed with Jacob!"
  • "Knights of Columbus, this hurts!"
  • "Son of a bee sting. This hurts."
  • "Did this ever seem like a good idea?"
  • "One of you fellas want to carry the cute girl?"
  • "This is how it's going to be, huh?"
  • "I think I really hurt something."
  • "By the beard of Zeus, this hurts!"
  • "Okay, this was a bad idea."
  • "Son of a bee sting, this hurts!"
  • "Okay, that one really hurt."
  • "This isn't happening, this isn't happening, this isn't happening."
  • "You have got to be kidding me..."
  • "Something's gotta break our way..."
  • "Does anyone else feel like crap right now?" (Verge of crying)
  • "I am too young to feel this old."
  • "This is some grim shit we got ourselves into..."

Black and White[]

  • "In case anyone is wondering, I'm about to die." (2 versions)
  • "This just in: Rochelle isn't going to make it..."
  • "Tonight's Top Story: Rochelle is not going to make it."
  • [Voice breaking] "I need to find some health!"
  • "I am too young, too beautiful to die!"

Saved by Defibrillator[]

  • "Whoa. So that's what being dead feels like..."
  • "Whoa... I do believe I owe you one."
  • "Ow! That friggin' hurts!"

Pills[]

Seeing[]

  • "Pills!"
  • "Pills here!"

Taking[]

  • "I got some pills."
  • "We're going to need these."
  • "I got these pills."
  • "Pills for me."

Using[]

  • "Now I'm feeling right!"

First Aid[]

Seeing[]

  • "First aid here."
  • "First Aid!"
  • "First aid kit!"
  • "There's a first aid kit here!"
  • "First aid kit here!"

Taking[]

  • "Nothing to see... No health kit here..."
  • "Health here!"

Defibrillator[]

Seeing[]

  • "Chest paddles here."
  • "Got a defib unit."
  • "Defibrillator here."

Taking[]

  • "Got some chest paddles."

Using[]

  • "Come on, damn it! Work!"
  • "Come on!"
  • "Clear!"
  • "Please work. Please, please work..."

Adrenaline Shot[]

Seeing[]

  • "Adrenaline shot here."

Taking[]

  • "Grabbing a shot."

Using[]

Another Survivor is Killed[]

Nick[]

  • "I'll miss you, Nick. You were good to me."
  • "Ah, Nick... Well, at least you were dressed for the funeral."
  • "Goodbye, Nick, I'm going to miss you..."
  • "Not much to say, my friend. Goodbye..."

Ellis[]

  • "Aw, Ellis, I'm going to miss you..."
  • "Ellis, what did you go and do?"
  • "Oh, Ellis, Ellis, Ellis..."
  • "Gonna miss our little mechanic..."

Coach[]

  • "Do you think Coach was his first or last name?"
  • "Gonna miss you, Coach..."
  • "Goodbye, Coach..."
  • "Shit. Didn't even get to know you, Coach..."

If Two Survivors are Killed[]

  • "Shit, I guess you are the last man on Earth."
  • "I have no idea why I thought this would go better."
  • "Okay, okay, oh God, this was a mistake!"

Trapped in a Rescue Closet[]

  • "Somebody? Anybody? Everybody! Help!"
  • "I need to get out of here!"
  • "Hey, guys! Don't leave me behind!"
  • "Don't leave me here!"

Weapon Related[]

Axe[]

  • "Axe me a question, I dare you."
  • "Axe!"

Cricket Bat[]

  • "Gonna whack somethin' with this."
  • "Cricket bat here."

Katana[]

  • "Grabbing a katana."
  • "Katana here."

Baseball Bat[]

  • "Oh, I know what to do with this!"

Guitar[]

  • "Grabbing a guitar."
  • "Guitar here."

Frying Pan[]

  • "Okay, nobody better make a crack about me being in the kitchen!"
  • "Frying pan!"
  • "This will work."

Crowbar[]

  • "Crowbar."

Nightstick[]

  • "Nightstick here."
  • "Grabbing a nightstick."

Machete[]

  • "Got a machete."
  • "Machete here."

Golf Club[]

  • "Grabbing a driver!"
  • "Fore!"

Chainsaw[]

Seeing/Taking[]

  • "HELL yeah!"
  • "Chainsaw here."
  • "Got a chainsaw."

Rampaging[]

  • "DIE!"
  • (Growls)

Submachine Gun[]

  • "... A machine gun!"

Shotgun[]

  • "Going with the shotgun..."
  • "Shotgun for me."

Hunting Rifle/Sniper Rifle[]

  • "I'm gonna check out this scope."
  • "I'll snipe."

AK-47/Assault Rifle/Combat Rifle[]

  • "I'll try this rifle."
  • "Rifle for me!"
  • "Taking the rifle."

Grenade Launcher[]

  • "Grenade launcher here!"

Pistol(s)[]

  • "Double pistols."

Magnum[]

  • "I am in love with this gun!"
  • "Dibs on the Magnum!"
  • "Woo. I love this gun!"
  • "Ooh. This is my new favorite!"
  • "Yeah, you are going to kill some zombies with me!"
  • "Oh, my God."
  • "This can kill some zombies!"
  • "Magnum here!"
  • "Got a… BIG-ass pistol here"
  • "Oh, hell, look at the size of this thing."

Boomer Bile[]

Spotting[]

  • "Bottle of... puke, apparently."

Taking[]

  • "That had better not be what I think it is..."
  • "Grabbing a jar of puke."
  • "Grabbing a bile jar."
  • "Grabbing a jar of puke, apparently."

Throwing[]

  • "Heads up, bile incoming!"
  • "Bile incoming!"
  • "Here comes some Boomer bile!"

Molotov[]

Spotting[]

  • "Molotov!"

Taking[]

  • "Momma told me not to play with fire... but..."
  • "Fire time."
  • "I'm grabbin' a molotov."

Throwing[]

  • "Molotov out!"
  • "Fire coming!"
  • "Burn, mother--!"
  • "Molotov coming!"
  • "Throwing a molotov!"

Pipe Bomb[]

Spotting[]

  • "There's a pipe bomb here."
  • "Pipe bomb here."
  • "Pipe bomb."

Taking[]

  • "Grabbing a pipe bomb."
  • "Pipe bomb!"

Throwing[]

  • "Pipe bomb out!"
  • "Grenade!"

Incendiary Ammo[]

Spotting[]

  • "Incendiary ammo here!"

Taking[]

  • "Let's get a little bonfire going."
  • "Grabbin' incendiary ammo!"

Deploying[]

  • "Deploying incendiary ammo!"
  • "Everyone grab some incendiary ammo!"

Equipping[]

  • "Fire time."
  • "I'm not playin' now."

Explosive Ammo[]

Spotting[]

  • "Frag rounds here."
  • "Explosive rounds here!"

Taking[]

  • "Grabbin' some frag rounds."

Deploying[]

  • "Deploying explosive rounds!"

Equipping[]

  • "Cool."

Ammo Cache[]

  • "Ammo here."

Reloading[]

  • "Reloading here!"
  • "Reloading!"

Seeing Weapon Cache[]

  • "All right! Weapons!"
  • "We have guns here!"
  • "Weapons over here!"

Infected Related[]

Panic Event[]

  • "Oh, it's on now!"
  • "Get ready."
  • "They're coming..."
  • "Here they come!"
  • "Party time!"
  • "Time to kick some ass."

Killing Special Infected[]

  • "That one's mine."
  • "That was mine."
  • "Got it!"
  • "Dead."
  • "Taken care of."
  • "Kicked its ass!"
  • "Kicked it!"
  • [If Ellis takes credit for her kill]
    • "Ellis, that was me."
      • Ellis: "Hell yeah, that was mine!" (or some variation)
      • Rochelle: "Nooooo oo ooo ohhhhh."

Boomer[]

Hearing

  • "Careful, I can hear a Boomer."
  • "Careful, I hear a Boomer."
  • "Boomer's around."

Spotting[]

  • (Dead Center) "They've been calling those Boomers. For obvious reasons."
  • "Barf bag!"
  • "Boomer!"
  • "Oh, there's a fat guy!"
  • "Oh, shit, fat guy!"
  • "Big guy!"
  • "Fat guy!"

Vomited on[]

  • "He just... Vomit."
  • "Damn it! I just washed this!" (After The Last Stand update, Dead Center only)
  • "Oh, God, eugh!"
  • "Ahh, Jesus! Ew! Ugh!"
  • "Oh, ugh! Oh, not again!"

Charger[]

Hearing[]

  • "Oh, what the hell is that?"

Spotting[]

  • "Charger!"
  • "One of those charging things!" (3 versions)

Being Pummeled[]

  • "Charger's got me!"
  • "This thing is crushin' me! "
  • (Grunt) "I'm gettin' my ass... beat!"
  • "You've got to shoot this thing!"
  • "It's killing me! Shoot it!"
  • "I'm not playin' with this thing, help!"
  • "Ugh, don't bash, shoot!"
  • "Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot this thing!"

Hunter[]

Hearing[]

  • "Ugh, I hear a Hunter."
  • "A Hunter's around. Don't get pounced."
  • "Hear that? I heard some of the infected mutated."
  • "They did say this infection could mutate..."
  • "Oaooh, Hunter."

Spotting[]

  • "Hoodie bastard!"
  • "One of those pouncing things!"
  • "Hoodie!"
  • "Hunter!"

Pounced on[]

  • "Ah! Get this thing off me! Help!"
  • "Ah! Get it..."
  • "Off me!"
  • "Get off!"
  • "Get off, get off!"
  • "Off!"
  • "Ah, get it!"
  • "Get off of me!"
  • "Ah, get off!"

Survivor is Pounced[]

  • "Get that thing off him!"

Jockey[]

Hearing[]

  • "Oh, shit, I hear a Jockey."
  • "Jockey around.."
  • "I hear one of those little things.."
  • "Uh-oh, I hear one of those. What do you call it, a Jockey?"

Spotting[]

  • "Jumper!"
  • "Leaper!"
  • "Rider!"
  • "Jockey!"

Being Ridden[]

  • "Get this thing off my head!"
  • "Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
  • "I can't breathe, get it off me!"
  • "Oh, it's... it's on my face!"
  • "I can't see, this thing is on me!"
  • "Let go, let go, let go!"
  • "Get this thing off me!"
  • "Agh! Let go, let go, let go!"

Another Survivor being Ridden[]

  • "Holy shit, that thing's riding him!"
  • "That thing's riding him!"

Smoker[]

Hearing[]

  • "Oh, Lord, not another Smoker."

Spotting[]

  • "Smoker!"
  • "One of those smoking guys!"

Grabbed[]

  • "Smoker's got me!"
  • "No, no, no, no!"
  • "No, no!"
  • "What just grabbed me?!"
  • "Ah, shit! What the hell is going on?!"
  • "No!"
  • "What the hell?!"
  • "I'm getting pulled!"

Choking[]

  • "Help! Smoker has me!"

Spitter[]

Spotting[]

  • "Spitter!"
  • "Crazy neck!"
  • "Green guy!"

Spit Incoming[]

  • "Watch out, goo!"
  • "Sweet Jesus! This zombie spits burning shit!"
  • "Heads up, goo!"
  • "Goo incoming!"
  • "Goo!"

Spit On[]

  • "Ah! What is this shit?!"
  • "Damn, this stuff hurts!"
  • "Burning shit!"
  • "Ow, move!"
  • "Oh, Jesus. This zombie spits burning shit!"
  • "Don't step in this shit!"

Witch[]

Hearing[]

  • "I'm gonna give that Witch something to cry about. Turn off that light, quiet, now."
  • "Listen up, a Witch! Turn your flashlights off."
  • "I hear a Witch crying. Kill your light!"

Spotting[]

  • "Witch!"

Witch is Being Disturbed[]

  • "Who's pissing off the Witch?"
  • "Um, guys, that Witch is getting mad."

Witch is Startled[]

  • "Holy shit!"
  • "Oh, shit!"
  • "Sweet Jesus!"
  • "Aw, damn!"

Being Chased[]

  • "My bad, my bad, my bad!" (Two versions)
  • "Outta my way!" (Two versions)
  • "Kill the damn thing!" (Two versions)
  • "Shoot her! Shoot her!"
  • "Oh, shit, she's on my ass!"
  • "My bad!"

Tank[]

  • "Kill it, kill it!"
  • "Don't stop shooting!"
  • "Okay, shoot the shit out of that thing!"
  • "Light it up!"
  • "Shoot it! Shoot it!"
  • "Holy shit, what's that?!" (Two versions)
  • "Oh, goddamn, that thing's big!"
  • "Ah, shit! Tank!"
  • "We gotta fight that thing?!"
  • [Only said during The Passing while in the port]
    • "Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!"

Attacked while Incapacitated[]

  • "Kill him! Kill him!"
  • "Can't you see he's crushing me?!"
  • "Get him off of me! Ugh, get him off of me!"
  • "Oh, Jesus! Sweet Jesus, get this thing off of me!"
  • "Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him! Oh, God, kill him!"

Uncommon Infected[]

Hazmat Infected[]

  • "Great. Zombies in hazmat suits."
  • "Fireproof zombies. Hooray!"

Jimmy Gibbs Jr.[]

  • "Dibbs on Gibbs!"
  • "Holy shit, was that?!"
  • "Eat lead, Jimmy Gibbs!"

Clown Infected[]

  • "Kill the clown!"
  • "Someone shut up that clown!"

Mudmen[]

  • "Holy shit, there really are mud people!"
  • "Shoot the mudmen!"
  • "Mud people!"

Riot Infected[]

  • "Spin them around and shoot them in the back!"
  • "These things is bulletproof!"

Level Specific[]

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Dead Center[]

The Hotel[]

  • [At the Campaign start]
    • "Guys, guys! Now is not the time for a pissing contest! The building is on fire; let's get off this roof while we still can."
  • "Okay. Now, I'm killing zombies..."
  • "We should grab some weapons. I work in the news and the news says we should definitely grab some weapons."
  • "I've been hearing about things... you know what? Never mind... but just... grab a weapon. Trust me."
  • "I think those things are down there. Grab a weapon."
  • "If we stay together and keep our heads, we can get out of this."
  • [Studying the map]
    • "Reports were really fragmented... CEDA never told anyone it was this bad."
    • "It looks like Atlanta's already fallen."
    • "Look at this map. Guys, we need to get to New Orleans. Fast."
    • "I work for a news station, we'd HEARD about the East Coast, but Jesus. I didn't know it was this bad."
    • "I think CEDA should have been telling us to do more than just wash our hands."
  • [When hearing a Special Infected for the first time]
    • "There were reports of stuff worse than zombies."
  • [While in the elevator and another Survivor is dead]
    • "Did we all make it? Who did we lose back there? I think his name was Ellis/Nick/Coach."

The Streets[]

  • [Entering Whitaker's Gun Shop]
    • "Oh, sweet Jesus, look at all these guns!"
    • "So many guns."
    • "Oh, my God."
    • "Would you look at all these guns?"
    • I want them all. Seriously. I want every gun in this store."
    • "Jeez, Ellis? Is it supposed to feel this good to see this many guns?"
      • Ellis: "Yes, ma'am. It truly is."
    • "Rochelle: I regret every joke I ever made about gun owners."
    • "I don't know if it's the feel, or the weight, or the thousand zombies trying to kill me. But I am really starting to like these guns."
    • "Why didn't anyone tell me shooting these things felt like this?"
      • Ellis: "Oh, we like to keep that a secret from you big city types. If there's ever any trouble, it's nice to know y'all ain't armed.
  • [Taking a gun]
    • "Oh, it feels so wrong, but is just so right. I love guns. There I said it. I love guns."
    • "You're a nice one."
    • "Let's see how you handle."
    • "Now, this one can kill some zombies."
    • "Yeah, you are going to kill some zombies with me."
    • "Are all these free?"
    • "Gee, can we take whichever one we want?"
    • "Think I'll take this one for a test drive."
    • "Ooh, I choose… This one."
      • "Or wait. This one."
      • "This one."
      • "No, no, no, no, this one."
    • "You are going to kill some zombies with me."
    • "This one's got some nice action!"
    • "Nice spread on this one!"
    • "Jesus, this thing's accurate!"
    • "Okay, my new favorite's the shotgun!"
    • "Okay, now I want to try the sniper rifle!"
    • "Oh my god, is that a grenade launcher?"
    • "Whoo! I love this gun!"
    • "I am in love with this gun."
    • "Boom! Headshot!"
    • "*kkt* Headshot."
    • "All other guns… bow before this gun."
    • "Oh, this is my new favorite."
  • [After Whitaker comes over intercom]
    • "Okay… God."
    • "Did God just tell us to take his guns and come upstairs?"
    • "Okay, mysterious voice."
  • [Talking to Whitaker before entering The Mall]
    • "Don't worry, mister, we'll get you that cola!"
  • [After finishing the gun store panic event]
    • "Damn. That man knows how to clear a path."
    • [Whispering] "Oh, shit, I think I grabbed diet cola. We should get outta here. [Yelling to Whitaker] Hey, thanks, mister!"
  • [Approaching safe room]
    • "Oh, thank God, the mall!"
    • "Refugee centers don't usually look this deserted?"
    • "Okay. Evacuation centers aren't usually this quiet."

The Mall[]

  • [Inside safe room]
    • Coach: "Everybody, gather 'round. Let's pray. Dear Lord. See us safely through our time of trial in this mall. And please Lord... let the food court be okay."
      • Ellis: "Amen."
      • Rochelle: "Amen."
        • (alt) "Lord, have mercy on Coach and spare the food court."
  • "All right. So… it's a bit quiet. I still say we should check it out."
  • "Okay, so it's a little deserted. There might still be an evac deeper in."
  • "I hear a Hun-- Coach, is that your stomach?"

Atrium Finale[]

  • [Seeing Jimmy Gibbs Jr. Poster]
    • "Anybody know who the racecar guy is?"
      • Ellis: "Only the greatest stock car racer of all time. Try readin' a book sometime."
      • Rochelle: "Jimmy Gibbs Jr... yay."
  • [On Ellis' escape plan]
    • "OK, so Plan A is we go find this car. Plan B is we wait here in this mall and die.
    • "Okay. Out of all the plans we have, which is zero, that might be in the top ten."
    • "Well, it's a plan. I don't know if it's a good plan. But it is a plan."

The Passing[]

The Riverbank[]

  • [Encountering Zoey in the Intro]
    • Zoey: "Hello down there!"
      • Rochelle: "Oh, thank God! I thought I might be the last woman on Earth."
      • Zoey: "Yeah... I know that feeling."
  • Nick: "I'm telling you the last goddamn time: Lower the goddamn bridge so we can get our goddamn car across, you greasy vest-wearing monkey."
    • Francis: "Ahhh, go to Hell, suit."
    • Rochelle: "Hey, boys! Okay, if we get to the other side, can you help us lower it?"
    • Francis: "Hell yeah, I'll help you."
    • Rochelle: "See, Nick? You should try being nice sometime. Thank you!"
  • [To Francis in the Intro]
    • Rochelle: "Hey, there, can you lower the bridge?"
      • Francis: "If I could, I would. Can't. Get to the other side and we can lower it together."
      • Rochelle: "Is the road even clear to the other side?"
      • Francis: "Yeah."
      • Rochelle: "Then it's a date!"
      • Francis: "Hell yeah!"
    • "Lower the bridge and I'll tell you how old I am!"
    • "If you help us lower the bridge, I'll give you a kiss."
  • "Coach, you know anything about this under-the-river tour?"
    • Coach: "I don't know. Goes under the river."
      • (alt) "Uhh... yeah, it's historic."
    • Rochelle: "Well, okay. Good enough."
  • [Reacting to the Bride Witch]
    • "You see? This is why I hate weddings."
    • "This is one wedding where I don't mind being the bridesmaid."
    • "Something old, something new, something about to rip your guts out..."
    • "I don't know what she's crying about, but at least she got married..."
    • "Well, this ain't the worst wedding I've been to..."

The Underground[]

  • [In Safe Room]
    • Coach: "All this runnin' around we been doing? Shit, I bet I lost, what, five pounds."
      • Rochelle: "Anyone who survives this shit is going to be in great shape!"
        • (alt) "You look good Coach!"
  • "Ellis, honey... I've been thinking. Somewhere down the road, do you mind if we trade up for a car with... say, working doors and a backseat?"
  • [Checking out Jukebox]
    • "Ugh. This jukebox sucks."
  • Rochelle: "Do you really think we can trust that guy?"
    • Nick: "What's the matter, sweetie, playing hard to get?"
    • Rochelle: "What?"
    • Nick: "I saw the way you were looking at him."
    • Rochelle: "You're outta your mind!"
    • Nick: "He could be the one."
    • Rochelle: "Then again, he is better looking than you."
  • Coach: "The city of Rayford: Used to have a boiled peanut festival here. Bunch of good memories."
    • Rochelle: "I have good memories, too... of having never been to a boiled peanut festival."
  • "Get into the pool hall."
  • Rochelle: "Motivated. Okay, we've got to get motivated. Hey, Ellis, I hear there's a stock car museum in New Orleans."
    • Ellis: "Get outta here! All right!"
    • Rochelle: "Coach, we make it to New Orleans, there's a cheeseburger museum!"
    • Coach: "Oh. In my heart, I'm there already."
    • Rochelle: "Hey, Nick there's a-"
    • Nick: "Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good."
  • [Crossing the plank between buildings] "I am not looking down."
  • "Hey, Nick. Splash fight?"
    • Nick: "Don't you dare."
    • Ellis: "Nick, there's a turd on your shoulder."
  • "Hey, Nick, this your suitcase?"
  • "Why is it always water?"
  • "Stay off the dirt. It's historical."
  • "I hope Phase Two is as good as Phase One."
  • "Maybe there's no zombies down there... Who am I kidding?"
  • "Phase Two? Wait, Phase One was finished?"
  • "Only in the South would this pass as a museum."
  • "Five dollars well spent."
  • "I never had so much fun learning."
  • "That was almost as bad as the Seattle underground museum."
  • "Phase Two is a lot more interesting than Phase One..."
  • [In response to Ellis finding a 'candy bar']
    • "Oh, Ellis! I'm not laughing! I'm not, I'm not laughing."

The Port[]

  • "Hey, Nick, you've got something on your shoulder."
  • [Meeting Original Survivors at Finale]
    • Francis: "'Dee-Pec Mode'. Classy. Nice shirt, Rochelle."
      • Rochelle: "Thanks, Francis. Nice vest."
      • Zoey: "Francis? Really? Tell me you're joking."
      • Francis: "What? Obviously she's a woman of taste."
      • Rochelle: "Yeah. Thanks, but in the meantime, we should get to work on that generator..."
      • Zoey: "Uh, okay. You guys go down to the generator and get it working. I'm going to stay here and vomit."
  • [In the Safe Room before meeting up with the Survivors]
    • [Responding to Ellis] Nick: "What are you nervous about? You had your chance, and you didn't do shit. Now, you can watch Nick take care of business."
      • Rochelle: "Nick, as one of the last two women in the world, I can say half of the women in the world hate you."

Dark Carnival[]

The Highway[]

  • [Intro]
    • "Traffic's blocked."
      • Ellis: "Sorry, guys. Guess it wasn't such a hot idea after all." / "Sorry, guys, I didn't see this coming." / "Sorry folks, I can't drive over a traffic jam."
      • Rochelle: "Well, the ride was nice while it lasted."
    • "Stock cars can't drive over traffic, right?"
      • Ellis: "Naw, we're stranded."
      • Rochelle: "Don't worry about it, Ellis. It was amazing of you to get us THIS far."
    • "I do not want to walk all the way to New Orleans."
  • Ellis: "Hey, guys, can I have a second? Alone. With the car. I got some things that need saying."
    • Rochelle: Take as long as you need.
      • (alt) "I understand."
  • [Seeing the Whispering Oaks advertisement]
    • "Hey, there's a sign for the amusement park."
      • Coach: "Hey, Whisperin' Oaks! Shit, I used to go there when I was a kid!"
      • Nick: "Oh good. Now we can die there as adults."
  • [Seeing traffic jam]
    • "Wow, look at all these cars. Poor dumb bastards thought they could escape on foot. ...Wait, that's what we're doing."
    • "These abandoned cars go on for miles."
      • Coach: "Maybe they left 'em when they got rescued."
      • Rochelle "Uh huh, that's probably it."
    • "No sense grabbing a car."
  • "Down this off-ramp."
  • "You guys see those searchlights? I say we head there."
  • "Highway's blocked! We can cut through this motel!"
  • [Motel]
    • "Through this room."
    • "Down here."
    • "Don't forget to search the rooms."
  • [Sliding down hill]
    • "Whoa."
    • "That was almost fun."
  • "We can get up here."
  • "There's the park."
  • "Whispering Oaks! We made it!"
  • "Woo! Whispering Oaks! I'll buy the first ride, Ellis."

The Fairgrounds[]

  • In Safe Room:
    • Coach: [singing] "...Every lady's crazy when her daddy's not around... dunh-nuh-NAH-nuh-NAH-nha!"
      • Ellis: "Every Lady's Crazy! Never been recorded, only played live. You know the Riders, Coach."
      • Rochelle: "Every lady present's getting a headache."
    • "'The Midnight Riders'. So… they RIDE midnight? Or they ride AT midnight? I hate classic rock."
  • Exiting Safe Room:
    • "Maybe this was an evac fun zone?"
    • "Maybe someone is still here?"
    • "Looks like people were here."
  • "Umm, guys, this is the lady's room."
    • Nick: "Excuse me."
      • (alt) "Don't look at me like that."
    • Ellis: "Whoa! Sorry, Rochelle! My bad."
    • Coach: "Oh. Sorry, Ro."
      • (alt) "Uh, sorry, Ro."
  • "Ugh. All these signs are making me hungry."
  • "I think I've had nightmares with this peanut."
  • "Look at that, its eyes follow you."
  • Coach: "Mmm-hmm. Peach cobbler."
    • Rochelle: "You can keep the cobbler. All I want is more guns."
  • Entering Kiddie Land:
    • Ellis: "Holy shit, guys! Kiddie Land!"
      • Coach: "Sometimes it feels like we're babysitting, doesn't it?"
      • Rochelle: "Ellis, do you even tall enough to get on that ride?"
        • Ellis: "Ha ha ha."
      • Rochelle: "He is making the best of a bad situation."
        • (alt) "Ah, to hell with it. Whoo, Kiddie Land!"
        • (alt) "I wish I could be that happy."
  • [On top of the slide]
    • "Let's move."
      • Coach: "Hey, hey, man... can't go down the slide without your sack."
      • (alt) Ellis: "Man, what are y'all in a hurry for? This is awesome."
  • Coach: "Once the world goes back to normal? I'm buyin' you guys a steak dinner."
    • Rochelle: "Coach, if we make it to New Orleans? I'm buying everyone a grenade launcher."
  • "I looooove fried okra."
    • Coach: "And what's your point?"
    • Rochelle: "You don't like fried okra? I'm from Cleveland and even I like fried okra."
  • [Crescendo Event]
    • "Gate's open!"

The Coaster[]

  • [In safe room]
    • "This is the most relaxing safe room I have ever been in."
    • "Gee, my bedroom was painted like this... baby blue... I think maybe my dad wanted a boy..."
    • Ellis: "Tunnel of love?"
      • Rochelle: "I have never gone to a Tunnel of Love. In my neighborhood we just had the underpass of unwanted advances."
        • (alt) "I never liked the Tunnel of Love. Sitting in a big, plastic swan in a half foot of water... That ain't romantic, that's just stupid."
  • [Moving through an air duct beside the Tunnel of Love]
    • "The air duct of love."
  • [When approaching the maintenance room] "The Catwalk of Love."
  • [Helicopter flying overhead]
    • "A helicopter!"
    • "How are we going to signal that helicopter?"
    • "We'll need something big to signal that chopper."
  • "Down this hole."
  • "Over this fence."
  • "I bet Nick remembers the Tunnel of Love being this long."
  • [At the control for The Screaming Oak roller coaster, starting the Crescendo Event]
    • "I'm starting it!"
  • [While running on the coaster tracks]
    • "Follow the tracks, guys!"
  • [After turning off alarm]
    • "Alarm's off!"

The Barns[]

  • "The clown's attracting a horde!"
  • [Seeing the bumper cars]
    • "Through the dodge-ems!"
  • [Seeing the barn]
    • "Through there!"
  • "We can get across on the rooftops!"
  • "Through this door."
  • [Hitting control to start crescendo event]
    • "Got it!"

The Concert[]

  • [Figuring out Coach's plan involving the Midnight Riders]
    • "And that'll signal the chopper pilot! Coach, that's brilliant! I'm sorry about all the bad stuff I said about your crappy band."
  • [Hearing Coach's plan]
    • "Huh. That's pretty smart, Coach!"
  • [At the stage]
    • "Any ideas on how to start the finale?"
    • "We need to start the finale."
    • "Okay, we need to start the finale."
    • "Turn on the lights!"
    • "Hit the lights!"
  • [Starting the finale]
    • "Lights!"
    • "Okay, starting up the old guy music! Everybody get ready! Coach, promise me you won't start air guitaring again."
    • "When I hit this tape deck, it's all gonna start. Get ready, guys!"
    • "Get ready, I'm gonna start the finale."
  • "WOO!"
  • "Whoo! Okay! Okay!"
  • "We have to kill the Tank before he lands!"
  • [Seeing the rescue chopper arrive at the finale]
    • "Coach, you are the smartest man alive!"
    • "Coach's crazy idea worked!"
  • "Let's go! Get to the helicopter!"

Swamp Fever[]

Plank Country[]

  • [Continuing Coach's phrase at the start of Swamp Fever]
    • "When they say, 'Stay out,' I'm sure they meant someone else."
  • [Agreeing with Nick's shooting of the pilot]
    • "That's true. If I had to pick a low point in the flight, it would probably be when he stopped flying the chopper and... attacked us. Anyone know where we are?"
  • "So, Nick, what do you think the chances are the swamp people are still alive?"
    • Nick: "What, alive and Infected, or alive and not zombies?"
    • Rochelle: "Not zombies."
    • Nick: "100 to 1."
    • Rochelle: "Sounds about right."
  • [Responding to Ellis about the blood farmers]
    • "Blood farmers? Boy, what in the hell are you talking about?"
  • "Okay, stay on the walkway."
    • Coach: "Girl's got the right idea."
  • "We should search the houses for supplies."
  • [Reading the 'No Swimming' sign at the ferry]
    • "They actually had to post a sign to keep people from swimming in the gator park? All right..."
    • "No swimming in the Gator Park. Fair enough."
  • [Reaching the ferry]
    • "It looks like they've all left... and gone deeper into the swamp. Well, great."
    • "It looks like they've all headed to the village... deeper into the swamp. Great."
  • "Earl's Gator Village? This just keeps getting better..."
  • [At the dock]
    • "Activate the ferry."
    • "Ferry's coming."
  • [When ferry arrives]
    • "Everyone, on the ferry!"
    • "Okay, get on the ferry!"
    • "Time to ride the ferry!"
  • [On the ferry]
    • "Ellis, does that tattoo mean anything?"
      • Ellis: "Oh, this here? It means I'm a badass zombie-killin' machine."
      • Rochelle: "Wow. You must have amazing foresight to get that."
  • [At the junction in the walkway]
    • "Should we go right or left?"
  • [Reaching the Drainage Pipe Safe Room]
    • "That's an encouraging sign. There's still power!"
    • "I can see a light!"

The Swamp[]

  • [Inside the safe house]
    • "Does anyone have any bug spray?"
      • Ellis: "Ooh, you could try covering yourself in mud."
  • [Stepping into the swamp]
    • "Okay, this is creepy."
    • "I guess this is where the drain pipe drained..."
  • [Wandering in the swamp]
    • "I am sick to death of this mud."
    • "Good thing I'm wearing boots..."
    • "Okay. Enough of the mud, already!"
    • "My feet are never going to dry..."
  • [Observing the Plane Wreckage]
    • "Zombies hit mid-flight I guess..."
    • "Holy shit... A downed plane!"
  • [At the emergency door of the fallen plane at the Crash Site]
    • "You're kidding me. The only way forward is through an emergency door?"
    • "Okay, get ready, once we open this door, the alarm will sound!"
    • "Only way is through the door."
  • [Opening the Airplane Hatch]
    • "I've always wanted to do this."
    • "Okay, I'm opening the door!"
  • [When a bathub is found]
    • Rochelle: "Hey, Ellis. That's a bathtub... have you seen this one before?"
    • Ellis: "Have you smelled yourself recently?"
    • Rochelle: "Fair enough."
  • "Hey, the village is this way!"
  • [Yelling]
    • "Hello?!"
  • "Maybe people are here!"
  • "Oh, shit, they didn't make it..."
  • [Nearing the safe house]
    • "Hello, hello, swamp people are you there?"
    • "Goddamn it, the swamp people are zombies. Oh, zombie swamp people, I'm sorry... I gotta shoot you."
    • "Oh, shit, they didn't make it..."

The Shantytown[]

  • [Searching the Shantytown for supplies]
    • "We should look around and see if they left supplies."
    • "If anybody could survive this... it would be people who live like this..."
  • "We aren't going to find anyone here."
  • [Observing the pile of dead animal carcasses]
    • "We had heard reports that the infection might spread through mammals, but..."
      • Ellis: "So they just killed them all?"
      • Rochelle: "Better safe than sorry, I guess."
  • "See the stairs?"
  • "Through this house!"
  • [At the bridge]
    • "Okay, we need to lower this bridge."
    • "Okay, bridge coming down!"
  • [At End of Shantytown]
    • "There's the grounds!"

The Plantation[]

  • "Let's head down this road."
  • "There's the plantation house!"
  • [At the plantation house]
    • "Go up the scaffolding."
  • "Let's try the radio."
  • [Activates radio]
    • "Can anyone hear me?
  • [Responding to Virgil]
    • "We're at the plantation house."
  • [At end, running towards the boat]
    • "Let's get to the boat!"

Hard Rain[]

The Milltown[]

  • [Intro]
    • "Do you trust that guy?"
      • (alt) Nick: "Do we trust that guy to come back?"
        • Coach: "He's good people."
        • Nick: "Fair enough, but you're the first three people in the world I have ever trusted."
        • Nick: "Shit. I don't even trust myself."
        • Rochelle: "Well, I don't know, Nick. I learned to trust you."
        • Rochelle: "So what do I know?"
        • Nick: "In that case I don't think we can trust your judgment in this matter."
    • "This should be easy; we just need to grab some diesel."
  • [Reading the sign outside of the Burger Tank]
    • "Out of Gas."
    • "'Next gas two miles.' Well, shit."
  • [As the rain begins]
    • "Um, does it flood around here?"
  • "We're gonna be coming back through here, so keep an eye out for the landmarks.
  • [Upon sighting the playground]
    • "Through that playground!"
  • [At the house with a garage sale]
    • "We can cut through this garage sale!"
  • [Near safe room]
    • "There's a safe room up there!

The Sugar Mill[]

  • [Seeing blocked off road]
    • "We're not going any farther down this road."
      • Nick: "I think we gotta cut through the sugar mill."
  • [Seeing sugar mill]
    • "There's the sugar mill!"
    • "We can head through the sugar mill."
  • "Oh, it's really coming down hard."
  • "Rain's really coming down."
  • "It's really starting to pour."
  • [Noticing another Witch crying]
    • "How many goddamn witches are there?"
    • "Mm-hmm, yeah, you wanna cry? Let's give these bitches something to cry about."
  • "Up that ramp!"
  • [While in the Sugar Mill]
    • "Hey, we can take that elevator down to the field."
  • [At stairs]
    • "We can get up here!"
  • [At elevator]
    • "Hey, there's the gas station!"
    • "Through the wheat field!"
      • Ellis: "That's sugar cane, Ro."
  • [Pressing elevator button]
    • "I hit it!"
  • "Keep moving! Just head for the sign!"

Mill Escape[]

  • [On leaving the gas station]
    • "Does everybody have enough gas? 'Cause I do not want to make this trip twice."
  • "Back through the field."
  • "How bad do these storms get?"
  • "We can take the elevator back up!"
  • "Back down the stairs!"
  • "Up this pipe!"
  • "Cross here."
  • [After it starts raining harder]
    • "I can't see a damn thing."

Return to Town[]

  • [Exiting safe room]
    • "This flooded fast."
  • "There's the porch light we passed on the way in."
  • [Spotting the playground]
    • "The playground! We're almost outta here!"

Town Escape[]

  • [ Responding to Ellis'/Nick's/Coach's suggestion about the Burger Tank sign]
    • "Yeah, that might work."
    • "All right, that sounds like a plan."
  • Nick: "Here comes the rain!"
    • Rochelle: "Stay close!"
  • [Seeing the Burger Tank]
    • "We gotta turn the sign on!"
  • [Switching on the sign]
    • "Sign is on!"
  • "Get ready!"

The Parish[]

The Waterfront[]

  • [At chapter start]
    • Rochelle: "We're here, Crescent City. I'll tell you now, I'm not showing anyone my tits."
    • Ellis: "I'm sorry, Rochelle. The hell you talking about?"
  • [At vending machine]
    • Rochelle: "Does anyone know how to make a hurricane? A zombie?"
    • Nick/Coach: "What?"
    • Rochelle: "They're drinks! Seriously."

The Park[]

  • [At the sign outside the bathroom]
    • Coach: "'Report the sick.'"
      • Ellis: "Report the sick?"
      • Rochelle: "Don't worry, Ellis, they mean the flu, not in the head."
  • [When passing The Park bathrooms]
    • "Ugh. What's that smell?"
      • Ellis: "Smells nice, don't it?"
      • Coach: "Smells like people been living here and shit."
  • [When seeing the "Where is CEDA?" graffiti in The Park]
    • "Good question. Where is CEDA? I just see zombies... "
    • "Looks like they were routing people through here."

The Cemetery[]

  • [At Impound Lot]
    • "Careful, alarm cars everywhere."
    • "Everyone, just watch where you shoot."
  • "Up this ladder!"
  • "There's the freeway!"
  • [On being bombed by the military]
    • "What are they doing!?"

The Quarter[]

  • "Something trying to tell me that they're not checking for survivors anymore..."
  • [When a bomb goes off nearby]
    • "Holy shit!"
  • [At the parade float]
    • "I'm starting it!"
  • [Seeing Veterans Memorial Bridge]
    • "There's the bridge!"
    • "There's the bridge. You're sure they're going to be there?"

The Bridge[]

  • [Activating comm]
    • "Hello?"
    • [If it's activated long enough] "Stop, stop, stop the bombing run!"
  • [Responding to soldier]
    • "Four survivors on the bridge."
      • Soldier: "Bridge, are you immune?"
      • Rochelle: "We are not infected." / "We're not infected, listen we-"
      • Soldier: "Negative bridge. Are you immune? Have you encountered the infected?
      • Rochelle: "Yes, yes, yes, we are immune." / "Okay, we just ran up here covered in blood getting chased by zombies! Do you think we've encountered infected? Let us through the damn bridge!"
    • "We're on our way. Thank you."
  • [When lowering the bridge] "They better be ready when we get there."
    • [After bridge lowers] "Let's move."

Friendly Fire[]

  • "Check yourself before you wreck yourself, fool!"
  • "Okay that better have been an accident!"
  • "Don't make me get ugly with you!"
  • "I hope that was an accident!"
  • "Sweet Jesus, you shot me!"
  • "Stop it!"
  • "Stop shooting me!"
  • "Somebody shot me..."
  • "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, seriously?"
  • "Hey, what's your name? Don't shoot me!"
  • "You got some serious issues with that gun."
  • "Hey, in the suit. Stop shooting me." (When shot by Nick in the Hotel in Dead Center)
  • "Have you lost your mind?"
  • "Okay. I cannot believe you just shot me."
  • "Ow, hey!"
  • "Try shooting some damn zombies."
  • "Do not shoot me."
  • "What is up with you shooting me?!"
  • "Watch where you're shooting!"
  • "What the hell are you doing?!"
  • "Who the hell shot me?"
  • "Oh, no, you didn't just shoot me!"
  • "Hey!"
  • "Watch it!"
  • "Did you shoot me?!"
  • [While fighting a Tank]
    • "Whoa, whoa! Shoot the Tank!"
    • "Ellis! Shoot the Tank!"
    • "Shoot the Tank, Coach!"
    • "Ah, shoot the Tank, Nick!"
    • "Shoot the Tank!"
    • "Shoot the Tank, please."
    • "Ugh, shoot the Tank, not me!"
    • "Can you shoot the Tank instead of me?"

Scavenge[]

  • [At the beginning of Scavenge Mode]
    • "Find some gas, guys!"

Community[]

  • "Sweety, there is no such things as aliens."
  • "Damn, it is cold!"
  • "It's cold as Cleveland in December."
  • "Good thing i'm wearing boots."
  • "Oh, I could use a jacket right now."
  • "Train station!"
  • "All aboard! Toot-toot!"
  • "That's a basic training camp."
  • "Popcorn! I love popcorn! You, Coach?"
  • "Nick! These cells looks familiar?"

Badwater Basin[]

  • "Push the cart!"
  • "Would you push the cart?"
  • "We have to move that cart!"

Discreaper Redux[]

  • "This is gonna be a one hell of a night."
  • "Damn, it's windy."

Haunted Forest, by Dr. Boo[]

  • "Great. Like zombies aren't bad enough, we have ghosts."
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