A list of Rochelle's Quotes heard so far in Left 4 Dead 2.
Intro
- [When seeing Mudmen in the Zombie Survival Guide Trailer]
- "What the hell is that?"
- [In the Zombie Survival Guide Trailer, when the Spitter appears]
- "This is some grim shit we got ourselves into..."
- [When fending off the Horde]
- "Get back! Get back!"
- [When the military begins to bomb Veterans Memorial Bridge in Zombie Survival Guide trailer]
- "Stop the bombing run!"
- [Talking to Ellis in Zombie Survival Guide trailer]
- "Hey... Kill all sons-of-bitches, right?"
General
Chapter Completed
No Casualties
- "Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah."
- "Oh, hell, yes!"
- "Shit, we are all right."
- "I know we can do better."
- "All right! This party is over!"
- "Yeah, all bark; no bite."
- "That was close."
- "Did we all make it? Yes, we did!"
- "We almost didn't make it!"
- "Live and in the flesh!"
- "Thanks to you guys, I am the baddest woman alive!"
- "Oh, I think we're going to make it!"
- "Oh, we kicked ass, yes, we did! Woo!"
- "Woo! We're really doing this!"
- "Ooh, we are doing it, all right!"
- "Ha-ha-ha! We are kickin' it!"
- "Woo, that's about as close as I like to cut it."
- "We made it uh huh, uh huh, we made it oh yeah."
With Casualties
- "What happened to us?"
- "Okay, we can do this! We can do this!"
Waiting For Others Inside the Safe Room
- "What in the hell are you doing out there? Get inside!"
- "Everyone, in here!"
Looking At Survivor
Nick
- "Hey, suit!"
- "Nicolas!"
- "Yo, Nick!"
- "Nick!"
- "Suit!"
- "Hey, fancy man."
- "Hey, sharp dresser."
Ellis
- "Yo, Ellis."
- "Hey, hee-haw!"
- "Young'un."
- "Hey, little guy!"
- "Yo, young'un!"
- "Yo, dude!"
Coach
- "Big guy."
- "Coach."
After a Period of Idling
- "Uh, can we get going?"
- "Time to get going."
- "C'mon, let's go!"
Interrupting Ellis's stories
- "Ellis, sweetie, can this wait?"
Commands
These are derived from the PC commands when using the Z, X, or C keys.
Yes
- "Oh, hell, yeah!"
- "Yes."
- "Why, yes."
- "Sure."
No
- "A-heh. No way."
- "Seriously. No."
- "Boy, no way!"
- "Heh. Oh, please."
- "NO!"
- "Oh, no, no, no, no, noooooo."
Look
- "Check this shit out."
- "Look."
- "Look at this."
- "Look here!"
- "Watch out."
- "Over there!"
Argh
- "Blarg!"
- "Sweet Lincoln's mullet!"
- "Sweet Jesus!"
- "Argh!"
- "Mother of mercy!"
Taunt
- "Ohhh, shut up!"
- "Oh, hell, yes!"
- "What's up with that?"
- "Forget about it."
- "Ha. Who's barking now?"
- "Yeah, right."
- "Yeah, that's right."
Follow Me
- "Hey, c'mon, this way!"
- "Follow me this way."
- "Follow me."
Lead the Way
- "Sure. You lead."
- "I am right behind ya."
- "Sure, lead on."
- "Go on, I'll keep up."
- "'Kay, go ahead."
- "All right, I'll follow you."
- All right I'm with ya.
Ready
- "I'm here, I'm with ya."
- "I got your back."
- "Boy, I got your back."
Thank you
- "Hey. Thanks"
- To Ellis: "Hoo, thanks, Ellis; I guess I will keep you."
- "Thanks. I owe you one."
- "Oh, thanks for that."
Negative responses
- "Can just one goddamn thing go right?!"
- "Ohhh, this is bad."
- "Oh, well... this just sucks."
- "We are in some deep shit."
- "Could this get any worse? I don't think so."
- "Arg. Jesus Christ!"
- "Goddamn it! Can just one more goddamn thing go wrong?"
- "We don't have time for this shit!"
- "This is some grave shit we got ourselves into."
Good Job
- "Woo! Kick-ass!"
- "You are on fire today!"
- "Hey, nice job!"
- "Oh, hell, yeah!"
- "Nice shot!"
- "That was cool!"
- "Cool!"
- "Good one!"
Hurry
- Come on, get the lead out!"
- "Would you hurry up?"
Reviving Another Survivor
- "Oh, baby, we can't have you down there. Now get up."
- "You're gonna have to suck it up. We need you a little bit longer."
- "Oh, shit, just... Get up, get up!"
- "You're comin' or you're just gonna lay there all day... Let's get ya up."
- "Can't stay down there forever... Let me get ya up."
- "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were trying to kill yourself. Get up, now."
- "Ohhh, man. I mean... uh... I mean... you look fine? Let's go."
- "You've got to stop ending up down here... this is no way to stay alive."
- "Hell if I'm carrying you, get up! "
- "Look, the big man upstairs isn't ready to take you yet... let's get you on your feet."
- "No time for this now... we have to keep you moving, let's get you up."
- "Don't worry; you'll be fine... let's get you back on your feet."
- "Come on, now! We don't have time for all this layin' around."
- "Aah, I knew you'd be okay."
- "You had me worried there... We can't lose you."
- "The picture of health, good as new."
- "Come on, come on, get your ass up."
- "What in the hell have you gone and done now? Let's get going."
- [Reviving Coach]
- "I've got a plan: Let's kill all the zombies, sound good?"
- Coach: "Sounds like a plan."
- [Reviving Nick]
- "So what's wrong with you?
- Nick: "Nothing much."
- Rochelle: "I knew you'd be okay."
Reviving Another Survivor On Last Down
- "You scared the shit outta me. I thought that was it for you... one more time down and it will be."
- "I'm no nurse, but you look pretty messed up... go down again and that's it..."
- "You're scaring the shit out of me. You go down one more time and that's it for you..."
- "I'm going to get you on your feet, but if we don't get you fixed up, you are not going to make it."
- "Do you know what that is? I think it used to be inside of you... Go down again and it won't matter..."
Hanging From Ledge
- "While I am the best-looking girl hanging on a ledge, I wish I wasn't!... Hanging on a ledge I mean..."
- "Don't even think about leaving me here!"
- "Can someone help me? Damsel in distress over here!"
- "OH! For the love of God, someone needs to help me up!"
- "Hey... I, uh... kind of slipped!"
Helping Survivor Off Ledge
- "Yeah, you look like a fool hanging down there... Let me help you up."
- "Come on, boy, I'm not going to let you fall!"
- "Don't worry; I'm not going to leave you hanging."
- "Hang on, baby, I'm not going to let you fall."
- "Did this seem like a good idea to you at some time?"
Incapacitated
- "Damn! I'm down!"
- "Boys, I'm down!"
- "Gentlemen, I need some help!"
- "For the love of God, someone help me!"
- "Help me!"
- "Oh, I need some help!"
- "Hey, guys... I need some help!"
Revived
- "Thanks, I owe you one."
- *relieved sigh* "Okay, thanks."
- "That was close."
- "Oh. Thanks for that."
- [Dazed and sarcastic]
- "I'm great... no, this is good... I'm great."
- [After being helped up by Nick]
- "Wow, Nick. I guess you do have a heart... A heart of gold!"
Healing Self
- "Cover me! I'm gonna heal up."
- "Cover me, please."
- "Cover me while I patch myself up."
- "Do one of you fine gentlemen mind covering me while I heal?"
- "With my luck, I'm just going to make it worse."
- "Stop guys, I have to heal."
Healed
- "Whoo! All better now."
- "Now I'm feeling right!"
- "Now, that's what I'm talkin' about."
Healing Survivor
- "Quit fussing and let me heal you..."
- "Stop moving so I can heal you."
- "Shit... you gotta quit moving so I can heal you."
- "Stand still... Or I am going to mess this up."
Low Health
- "Girl, you shoulda stayed at home..."
- "Girl, you should've stayed with Jacob!"
- "Knights of Columbus, this hurts!"
- "Son of a bee... sting. This hurts."
- "Did this ever seem like a good idea?"
- "Tonight's top story: Rochelle is not going to make it..."
Black and White
- "In case anyone was wondering... I'm about to die."
- "This is how it's going to be, huh?"
- "I think I really hurt something."
- "By the beard of Zeus, this hurts!"
- "This isn't happening... this isn't happening... this isn't happening."
- "You have got to be kidding me..."
- "Something's gotta break our way..."
- "Okay, this was a bad idea."
- "Son of a bee sting; this hurts!"
- "Okay, that one really hurt."
- "Does anyone else feel like crap right now?" (Verge of crying)
- "This just in: Rochelle isn't going to make it..."
- "I am too young to feel this old."
- "This is some grim shit we got ourselves into..."
- "Tonight's Top Story: Rochelle is not going to make it"
- [Voice breaking]
- "I need to find some health!"
- "One of you fellas one to carry the cute girl?"
- "I am too young, too beautiful to die!"
Saved by Defibrillator
- "Whoa. So that's what being dead feels like..."
- "Whoa... I do believe I owe you one."
- "OW!! That friggin' hurts!"
Pills
Seeing
- "Pills!"
- "Pills here!"
Taking
- "I got some pills."
- "We're going to need these."
- "I got these pills."
- "Pills for me."
Using
- "Now I'm feeling right!"
First Aid
Seeing
- "First aid here."
- "First Aid!"
- "First aid kit!"
- "There's a first aid kit here!"
- "First aid kit here!"
Taking
- "Nothing to see... No health kit here..."
- "Health here!"
Defibrillator
Seeing
- "Chest paddles here."
- "Got a defib unit."
- "Defibrillator here."
Taking
- "Got some chest paddles."
Using
- "C'mon, dammit, work!"
Adrenaline Shot
Seeing
- "Adrenaline shot here."
Taking
- "Grabbing a shot."
Using
Another Survivor is Killed
Nick
- "I'll miss you, Nick. You were good to me."
- "Ahh, Nick... Well, at least you were dressed for the funeral."
- "Goodbye, Nick, I'm going to miss you..."
- "Not much to say, my friend. Goodbye..."
Ellis
- "Aw, Ellis, I'm going to miss you..."
- "Oh, Ellis, what did you go and do?"
- "Oh, Ellis, Ellis, Ellis..."
- "Gonna miss our little mechanic..."
Coach
- "Do you think Coach was his first or last name?"
- "Gonna miss you, Coach..."
- "Goodbye, Coach..."
- "Shit. Didn't even get to know you, Coach..."
If Two Survivors are Killed
- "Shit, I guess you are the last man on Earth."
- "I have no idea why I thought this would go better."
- "Okay, okay, oh God, this was a mistake!"
Trapped in a Rescue Closet
- "Somebody? Anybody? Everybody! Help..."
- "I need to get out of here!"
- "Hey guys! Don't leave me behind!"
- "Don't Leave me Here!"
Weapon Related
Axe
- "Axe me a question, I dare you."
- "Axe!"
Cricket Bat
- "Gonna whack somethin' with this."
- "Cricket bat here."
Katana
- "Grabbing a katana."
- "Katana here."
Baseball Bat
- "Oh, I know what to do with this!"
Guitar
- "Grabbing a guitar."
- "Guitar here."
Frying Pan
- "Okay, nobody better make a crack about me being in the kitchen!"
- "Frying pan!"
- "This will work."
Crowbar
- "Crowbar."
Nightstick
- "Nightstick here."
- "Grabbing a nightstick."
Machete
- "Got a machete."
- "Machete here."
Golf Club
- "Grabbing a driver!"
Chainsaw
Seeing/Taking
- "Hell, yeah."
- "Chainsaw here."
Rampaging
- "DIE!"
- (Growls)
Submachine Gun
- "... A machine gun!"
Shotgun
- "Going with the shotgun..."
- "Shotgun for me."
Hunting Rifle/Sniper Rifle
- "I'm gonna check out this scope."
- "I'll snipe."
AK-47/Assault Rifle/Combat Rifle
- "I'll try this rifle."
- "Rifle for me!"
- "Taking the rifle."
Grenade Launcher
- "Grenade launcher here!"
Pistol(s)
- "Double pistols."
Magnum
- "I am in love with this gun!"
- "Dibs on the Magnum!"
- "Woo. I love this gun!"
- "Ooh. This is my new favorite!"
- "Yeah, you are going to kill some zombies with me!"
- "Oh, my God."
- "This can kill some zombies!"
- "Magnum here!"
Boomer Bile
Spotting
- "Bottle of... puke, apparently."
Taking
- "That had better not be what I think it is..."
- "Grabbing a jar of puke."
- "Grabbing a bile jar."
- "Grabbing a jar of puke, apparently."
Throwing
- "Heads up, bile incoming!"
Molotov
Spotting
N/A
Taking
- "Momma told me not to play with fire... but..."
- "Fire time."
- "I'm grabbin' a molotov."
Throwing
- "Molotov out!"
- "Fire coming!"
- "Burn, mother--!"
- "Molotov coming!"
- "Throwing a molotov!"
Pipe Bomb
Spotting
- "There's a pipe bomb here."
- "Pipe bomb here."
- "Pipe bomb."
Taking
- "Grabbing a pipe bomb."
- "Pipe bomb!"
Throwing
- "Pipe bomb out!"
Incendiary Ammo
Spotting
- "Incendiary ammo here!"
Taking
- "Let's get a little bonfire going."
- "Grabbin' incendiary ammo!"
Deploying
- "Deploying incendiary ammo!"
- "Everyone grab some incendiary ammo!"
Equipping
- "Fire time."
- "I'm not playin' now."
Explosive Ammo
Spotting
- "Frag rounds here."
- "Explosive rounds here!"
Taking
- "Grabbin' some frag rounds."
Deploying
- "Deploying explosive rounds!"
Equipping
- "Cool."
Ammo Cache
- "Ammo here."
Reloading
- "Reloading here!"
- "Reloading!"
Seeing Weapon Cache
- "All right! Weapons!"
- "We have guns here!"
- "Weapons over here!"
Infected Related
Panic Event
- "Oh, it's on now!"
- "Get ready."
- "They're coming..."
- "Here they come!"
- "Party time!"
- "Time to kick some ass."
Killing Special Infected
- "That one's mine."
- "Got it!"
- "Dead."
- "Taken care of."
- "Kicked its ass!"
- "Kicked it!"
Boomer
Spotting
- "Barf bag!"
- "Boomer!"
- "Oh, shit, there's a fat guy!"
- "Big guy!"
- "Fat guy!"
Vomited on
- "He just... Vomit."
- "Damn it! I just washed this!"
- "Oh, God, eugh!"
- "Ahh, Jesus! Ew! Ugh!"
- "Oh, ugh! Oh, not again!"
Charger
Hearing
- "Oh, what the hell is that?"
Spotting
- "Charger!"
- "One of those charging things!" (2 versions)
Being Pummeled
- "Charger's got me!"
- "This thing is crushin' me! "
- (Grunt) "I'm gettin' my ass... beat."
- "You've got to shoot this thing!"
- "It's killing me! Shoot it!"
- "I'm not playin' with this thing, help!"
- "Ugh, don't bash, shoot!"
- "Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot this thing!"
Hunter
Hearing
- "Ugh, I hear a Hunter."
- "A Hunter's around. Don't get pounced."
- "Hear that? I heard some of the infected mutated."
- "They DID say this infection could mutate..."
- "Oaohh, Hunter."
Spotting
- "Hoodie bastard!"
- "One of those pouncing things!"
- "HOODIE!"
- "HUNTER!"
Pounced on
- "Ah! Get this thing off me! Help!"
- "AH! GET IT..."
Survivor is Pounced
- "Get that thing off him!"
Jockey
Hearing
- "Oh, shit, I hear a Jockey."
- "Jockey around.."
- "I hear one of those little things.."
- "Uh oh, I hear a, what do you call it, a Jockey?"
Spotting
- "Jumper!"
- "JOCKEY!"
Being Ridden
- "Get this thing off my head!"
- "Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
- "I can't breathe, get it off me!"
- "Oh, it's, it's on my face!"
- "I can't see, this thing is on me!"
- "Let go, let go, let go!"
- "Get this thing off me!"
- "AGH! LET GO! LET GO! LET GO!"
Another Survivor being Ridden
- "Holy shit, that thing's riding him!"
- "That thing's riding him!"
Smoker
Spotting
- "SMOKER!"
Grabbed
- "Smoker's got me!"
- "No, no-no-no-n--"
- "What just grabbed me?!"
- "Ah! Shit! What the hell is going on here?!"
- "NOOOOOOO!"
Choking
- "Help! smoker has me
Spitter
Spotting
- "SPITTER!"
- "Crazy neck!"
- "Green guy!"
Spit Incoming
- "Watch out, goo!"
- "Sweet Jesus! This zombie spits burning shit!"
- "Heads up, goo!"
- "Goo incoming!"
- "GOO!"
Spit On
- "Ah! What is this shit?!"
- "Damn, this stuff hurts!"
- "Burning shit!"
- "Ow, move!"
- "Oh Jesus... this zombie spits burning shit!"
- "Don't step in this shit!"
Witch
Hearing
- "I'm gonna give that Witch something to cry about. Turn off your light, quiet, NOW."
- "Listen up, a Witch! Turn your flashlights off."
- "I hear a Witch crying. Kill your light!"
Spotting
- "WITCH!"
Witch is Being Disturbed
- "Who's pissing off the Witch?!?"
- "Um, guys, that Witch is getting mad."
Witch is Startled
- "Holy shit!"
- "Oh, shit!"
- "Sweet Jesus!"
- "Aw, damn!"
Being Chased
- "My bad, my bad, my bad!" (Two versions)
- "Outta my way!" (Two versions)
- "Kill the damn thing!" (Two versions)
- "Shoot her! Shoot her!"
- "Oh, shit, she's on my ass!"
- "My bad!"
Tank
- "Kill it, kill it!"
- "Don't stop shooting!"
- "Okay, shoot the shit out of that thing!"
- "Light it up!"
- "Shoot it! Shoot it!"
- "Holy shit, what's that?!"
- "Oh, god damn, that thing's big!"
- "Aw, shit! Tank!"
- [Only said during The Passing while in the port]
- "Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy Shit! HOLY SHIT!"
Attacked while Incapacitated
- "Kill him! KILL HIM!"
- "Can't you see he's crushing me?!"
- "Get him off of me! UGH, GET HIM OFF OF ME!"
- "Oh, Jesus! Sweet Jesus, get this thing off of me!"
- "Kill him! KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL HIM! OH, GOD! KILL HIM!"
Uncommon Infected
Hazmat Infected
- "Great. Infected in hazmat suits." (Despite this, she actually says "Great. Zombies in hazmat suits.")
- "Fireproof zombies. Hooray!"
Jimmy Gibbs Jr.
- "Dibbs on Gibbs!"
Clown Infected
- "Kill the clown!"
Mudmen
- "Holy shit, there really are mud people!"
- "Shoot the mudmen!"
- "Mud people!"
Riot Infected
- "Spin them around and shoot them in the back!"
- "These things is bulletproof!"
Level Specific
"It slimed me! God damn it! I'm covered in goo!" This article/section requires a clean up, you can help by removing unnecessary information, fixing up grammar/punctuation, and following the Manual of Style. If necessary take a look on the talk page to know what needs to be cleaned up. |
Dead Center
- [While in the elevator and another Survivor is dead]
- "Did we all make it? Who did we lose back there? I think his name was Ellis/Nick/Coach."
- [At the Campaign start]
- "I think those things are down there... Grab a weapon."
- [In disbelief]
- "Okay. Now I'm killing zombies..."
- "The media mentioned things worse than zombies..."
- [Nervous]
- "We should grab some weapons. I work in the news and the news says we should definitely grab some weapons."
- "I've been hearing about things... you know what? Never mind... but just... grab a weapon."
- [Studying the map]
- "Reports were really fragmented... CEDA never told anyone it was this bad."
- "I think CEDA should have been telling us to do more than just wash our hands."
- "It looks like Atlanta's already fallen."
- "Look at this map... Guys, we need to get to New Orleans. Fast."
- [When hearing Hunter's growling for the first time]
- "Reports says that there's something that is worse than zombies"
- [Entering Whitaker's Gun Shop]
- "Oh, sweet Jesus, look at all these guns!"
- "Would you look at all these guns?!"
- [Talking to Whitaker before entering The Mall]
- "Don't worry, mister, we'll get you that cola!"
- [After finishing the gun store panic event]
- [Whispering] "Oh, shit, I think I grabbed diet cola. We should get outta here. [Yelling to Whitaker] Hey, thanks, mister!"
- [Seeing Jimmy Gibbs Jr. Poster]
- "Anybody know who the racecar guy is?"
- Ellis: "Only the greatest stock car racer of all time. Try readin' a book sometime."
- Rochelle: "Jimmy Gibbs Jr... yay."
- [On Ellis' escape plan]
- "Okay. So plan A is find this car... Plan B is we stay in this mall and die."
- "Well... it's a plan. I don't know if it's a good plan, but it's a plan..."
The Passing
The Riverbank
- [Encountering Zoey in the Intro]
- Zoey: "Hello down there!"
- Rochelle: "Oh, thank God! I thought I might be the last woman on Earth."
- Zoey: "Yeah... I know that feeling."
- Nick: "I'm telling you the last goddamn time: Lower the goddamn bridge so we can get our goddamn car across, you greasy vest-wearing monkey."
- Francis: "Ahhh go to Hell, suit."
- Rochelle: "Hey, boys! Okay, if we get to the other side, can you help us lower it?"
- Francis: "Hell yeah, I'll help you."
- Rochelle: "See, Nick? You should try being nice sometime. Thank you!"
- [To Francis in the Intro]
- Rochelle: "Hey there, can you lower the bridge?"
- Francis: "If I could, I would. Can't. Get to the other side and we can lower it together."
- Rochelle: "Is the road even clear to the other side?"
- Francis: "Yeah."
- Rochelle: "Then it's a date!"
- Francis: "Hell yeah!"
- [To Francis in the Intro]
- "Lower the bridge and I'll tell you how old I am!"
- [To Francis in the Intro]
- "If you help us lower the bridge, I'll give you a kiss."
- "Coach, you know anything about this under-the-river tour?"
- Coach: "I don't know. Goes under the river."
[Alternate Line] "Uhh... yeah, it's historic." - Rochelle: "Well, okay... Good enough."
- Coach: "I don't know. Goes under the river."
- [Reacting to the Bride Witch]
- "You see? This is why I hate weddings."
- "This is one wedding where I don't mind being the bridesmaid."
- "Something old, something new, something about to rip your guts out..."
- "I don't know what she's crying about, but at least she got married..."
- "Well, this ain't the worst wedding I've been to..."
The Underground
- [In Safe Room]
- Coach: "All this runnin' around we been doing? Shit, I bet I lost, what, five pounds."
- Rochelle: "Anyone who survives this shit is going to be in great shape!"
"You look good Coach!"
- "Ellis, honey... I've been thinking. Somewhere down the road, do you mind if we trade up for a car with... say, working doors and a backseat?"
- [Checking out Jukebox]
- "Ugh. This jukebox sucks."
- Rochelle: "Do you really think we can trust that guy?"
- Nick: "What's the matter, sweetie, playing hard to get?"
- Rochelle: "What?"
- Nick: "I saw the way you were looking at him."
- Rochelle: "You're outta your mind!"
- Nick: "He could be the one."
- Rochelle: "Then again, he is better looking than you."
- Coach: "The city of Rayford: Used to have a boiled peanut festival here. Bunch of good memories."
- Rochelle: "I have good memories, too... of having never been to a boiled peanut festival."
- "Get into the pool hall."
- Rochelle: "Motivated. Okay, we've got to get motivated. Hey, Ellis, I hear there's a stock car museum in New Orleans."
- Ellis: "Get outta here! All right!"
- Rochelle: "Coach, we make it to New Orleans, there's a cheeseburger museum!"
- Coach: "Oh. In my heart, I'm there already."
- Rochelle: "Hey, Nick there's a-"
- Nick: "Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good."
- [Crossing the plank between buildings] "I am not looking down."
- "Hey, Nick. Splash fight?"
- Nick: "Don't you dare."
- Ellis: "Nick, there's a turd on your shoulder."
- "Hey, Nick, this your suitcase?"
- "Why is it always water?"
- "Stay off the dirt. It's historical."
- "I hope Phase Two is as good as Phase One."
- "Maybe there's no zombies down there... Who am I kidding?"
- "Phase Two? Wait, Phase One was finished?"
- "Only in the South would this pass as a museum."
- "Five dollars well spent."
- "I never had so much fun learning."
- "That was almost as bad as the Seattle underground museum."
- "Phase Two is a lot more interesting than Phase One..."
- [In response to Ellis finding a 'candy bar']
- "Oh, Ellis! I'm not laughing! I'm not, I'm not laughing."
The Port
- "Hey, Nick, you've got something on your shoulder."
- [Meeting Original Survivors at Finale]
- Francis: "'Dee-Pec Mode'. Classy. Nice shirt, Rochelle."
- Rochelle: "Thanks, Francis. Nice vest."
- Zoey: "Francis? Really? Tell me you're joking."
- Francis: "What? Obviously she's a woman of taste."
- Rochelle: "Yeah. Thanks, but in the meantime, we should get to work on that generator..."
- Zoey: "Uh, okay. You guys go down to the generator and get it working. I'm going to stay here and vomit."
- [In the Safe Room before meeting up with the Survivors]
- Nick: "What are you nervous about? You had your chance, and you didn't do shit. Now, you can watch Nick take care of business."
- Rochelle: "Nick, as one of the last two women in the world, I can say half of the women in the world hate you."
Dark Carnival
The Highway
- "Down this off-ramp."
- "You guys see those searchlights? I say we head there."
- Ellis: "That'd be Whispering Oaks Amusement Park right there."
- "Highway's blocked! We can cut through this motel!"
- [Motel]
- "Through this room."
- "Down here."
- [Sliding down hill]
- "Whoa."
- "We can get up here."
- "Whispering Oaks! We made it!"
The Fairgrounds
- "Umm, guys, this is the ladies room."
- Nick "Excuse me." / "Don't look at me like that."
- "I think I've had nightmares with this peanut."
- "Look at that, its eyes follow you."
- [Crescendo Event]
- "Gate's open!"
The Coaster
- "This is the most relaxing safe room I have ever been in."
- [Moving through an air duct beside the Tunnel of Love]
- "Ah, the air duct of love."
- [Helicopter flying overhead]
- "A helicopter!"
- "Down this hole."
- "Over this fence."
- [At the control for The Screaming Oak roller coaster, starting the Crescendo Event]
- "I'm starting it!"
- [While running on the coaster tracks]
- "Follow the tracks, guys!"
- [After turning off alarm]
- "Alarm's off!"
The Barns
- "The clown's attracting a horde!"
- [Seeing the barn]
- "Through there!"
- "Through this door."
- [Hitting control to start crescendo event]
- "Got it!"
The Concert
- [Figuring out Coach's plan involving the Midnight Riders]
- "... And that will signal the chopper! Coach, that's brilliant! ... I'm sorry about all the bad things I said about your crappy band..."
- [Hearing Coach's plan]
- "Ah! That's pretty smart, Coach!"
- "Hit the lights!"
- "Lights!"
- [Seeing the rescue chopper arrive at the finale]
- "Coach, you are the smartest man alive!"
- "Coach's crazy idea worked!"
- "Gee, my bedroom was painted like this... baby blue... I think maybe my dad wanted a boy..."
Swamp Fever
Plank Country
- [Continuing Coach's phrase at the start of Swamp Fever]
- "When they say, 'Stay out,' I'm sure they meant someone else."
- [Agreeing with Nick's shooting of the pilot]
- "That's true. If I had to pick a low point in the flight, it would probably be when he stopped flying the chopper and... attacked us. Anyone know where we are?"
- "So, Nick, what do you think the chances are the swamp people are still alive?"
- Nick: "What, alive and Infected, or alive and not zombies?"
- Rochelle: "Not zombies."
- Nick: "100 to 1."
- Rochelle: "Sounds about right."
- [Responding to Ellis about the blood farmers]
- "Blood farmers? Boy, what in the hell are you talking about?"
- "Okay, stay on the walkway."
- Coach: "Girl's got the right idea."
- "We should search the houses for supplies."
- [Reading the 'No Swimming' sign at the ferry]
- "You're telling me they actually had to post a sign to keep people from swimming in the gator pool? All right..."
- "No swimming in the Gator Park. Good to know!"
- "No swimming in the Gator Park. Fair enough."
- [Reaching the ferry]
- "It looks like they've all left... and gone deeper into the swamp. Well, great."
- [Reaching the ferry]
- "It looks like they've all headed to the village... deeper into the swamp. Great."
- "Earl's Gator Village? This just keeps getting better..."
- [At the dock]
- "Activate the ferry."
- "Ferry's coming."
- [When ferry arrives]
- "Everyone, on the ferry!"
- "Okay, get on the ferry!"
- "Time to ride the ferry!"
- [On the ferry]
- "Ellis, does that tattoo mean anything?"
- Ellis: "Oh, this here? It means I'm a badass zombie-killin' machine."
- Rochelle: "Wow. You must have amazing foresight to get that."
- [At the junction in the walkway]
- "Should we go right or left?"
- [Reaching the Drainage Pipe Safe Room]
- "That's an encouraging sign. There's still power!"
- "I can see a light!"
The Swamp
- [Inside the safe house]
- "Does anyone have any bug spray?"
- Ellis: "Ooh--you could try covering yourself in mud."
- [Stepping into the swamp]
- "Okay, this is creepy."
- "I guess this is where the drain pipe drained..."
- [Wandering in the swamp]
- "I am sick to death of this mud."
- "Good thing I'm wearing boots..."
- "Okay. Enough of the mud, already!"
- "My feet are never going to dry..."
- [Observing the Plane Wreckage]
- "Zombies hit mid-flight I guess..."
- "Holy shit... A downed plane!"
- [At the emergency door of the fallen plane at the Crash Site]
- "You're kidding me. The only way forward is through an emergency door?"
- "Okay, get ready, once we open this door, the alarm will sound!"
- "Only way is through the door."
- [Opening the Airplane Hatch]
- "I've always wanted to do this."
- "Okay, I'm opening the door!"
- "Hey, the village is this way!"
- [Yelling]
- "Hello?!"
- "Maybe people are here!"
- "Oh, shit, they didn't make it..."
- [Nearing the safe house]
- "Hello, hello, swamp people are you there?"
- "God damn it, the swamp people are zombies. Oh, zombie swamp people, I'm sorry... I gotta shoot you."
- "Oh, shit, they didn't make it..."
The Shantytown
- [Searching the Shantytown for supplies]
- "We should look around and see if they left supplies."
- "If anybody could survive this... it would be people who live like this..."
- "We aren't going to find anyone here."
- "Hey, Ellis. A bathtub... heard of one before?"
- [Observing the pile of dead animal carcasses]
- "We had heard reports that the infection might spread through mammals, but..."
- Ellis: "So they just killed them all?"
- Rochelle: "Better safe than sorry, I guess."..
- "See the stairs?"
- "Through this house!"
- [At the bridge]
- "Okay, we need to lower this bridge."
- "Okay, bridge coming down!"
- [At End of Shantytown]
- "There's the grounds!"
The Plantation
- "Let's head down this road."
- "There's the plantation house!"
- [At the plantation house]
- "Go up the scaffolding."
- "Let's try the radio."
- [Activates radio]
- "Can anyone hear me?
- [Responding to Virgil]
- "We're at the plantation house."
- [At end, running towards the boat]
- "LET'S GET TO THE BOAT!"
Hard Rain
The Milltown
- "This should be easy; we just need to grab some diesel."
- [Reading the sign about gas shortages]
- "'Next gas two miles.' Well, shit."
- [As the rain begins]
- "Um, does it flood around here?"
- "We're gonna be coming back through here, so keep an eye out for the landmarks.
- [Upon sighting the playground]
- "Through that playground!"
- [At the house with a garage sale]
- "We can cut through this garage sale!"
- [Near safe room]
- "There's a safe room up there!
The Sugar Mill
- "Oh, it's really coming down hard."
- "Rain's really coming down."
- [Noticing another Witch crying]
- "How many goddamn witches are there?"
- "Up that ramp!"
- [While in the Sugar Mill]
- "Hey, we can take that elevator down to the field."
- [At stairs]
- "We can get up here!"
- [At elevator]
- "Hey! There's the gas station!"
- [Pressing elevator button]
- "I hit it!"
- "KEEP MOVING! JUST HEAD FOR THE SIGN!"
Mill Escape
- [On leaving the gas station]
- "Does everybody have enough gas? 'Cause I do not want to make this trip twice."
- "Back through the field."
- "We can take the elevator back up!"
- "Back down the stairs!"
- "Up this pipe!"
- "Cross here."
- [After it starts raining harder]
- "I can't see a damn thing."
Return to Town
- [Exiting safe room]
- "This flooded fast."
- "There's the porch light we passed on the way in."
- [Spotting the playground]
- "The playground! We're almost outta here!"
Town Escape
- [ Responding to Ellis' suggestion about the Burger Tank sign]
- "Yeah, that might work."
- Nick: "HERE COMES THE RAIN!"
- Rochelle: "STAY CLOSE!"
- [Switching on the sign]
- "Sign is on!"
- "Get ready!"
The Parish
The Waterfront
Waiting for info
The Park
- [At the sign outside the bathroom]
- Coach: "'Report the sick.'"
- Ellis: "Report the sick?"
- Rochelle: "Don't worry, Ellis, they mean the flu, not in the head."
- [When passing The Park bathrooms]
- "Ugh. Whats that smell?"
- Ellis: "Smells nice, don't it?"
- Coach: "Smells like people been living here and shit."
- [When seeing the "Where is CEDA?" graffiti in The Park]
- "Good question. Where is CEDA? I just see zombies... "
- "Looks like they were routing people through here."
The Cemetery
- [At Impound Lot]
- "Careful, alarm cars everywhere."
- "Everyone, just watch where you shoot."
- "Up this ladder!"
- "There's the freeway!"
- [On being bombed by the military]
- "What are they doing!?"
The Quarter
- "Something tells me they're not checking for survivors anymore..."
- [When a bomb goes off nearby]
- "Holy shit!"
- [At the parade float]
- "I'm starting it!"
- [Seeing Veterans Memorial Bridge]
- "There's the bridge!"
- "There's the bridge... you're sure they're going to be there?"
The Bridge
- [Activating comm]
- "Hello?
- [Responding to soldier]
- "This is someone who could use some help."
- Soldier: "Are you immune?"
- Rochelle: "We are not infected."
- Soldier: "Negative bridge. Are you immune? Have you encountered the infected?
- Rochelle: "Yes, yes, yes, we are immune."
- "We're on our way. Thank you."
- [After bridge lowers]
- "Let's move."
Friendly Fire
- "Check yourself before you wreck yourself, fool!"
- "That better have been an accident!"
- "Don't make me get ugly with you!"
- "I hope that was an accident!"
- "Sweet Jesus, you shot me!"
- "STOP IT!"
- "Stop shooting me!"
- "Somebody shot me..."
- "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... Seriously?"
- "Hey, what's your name? Don't shoot me!"
- "You got some serious issues with that gun."
- "Have you lost your mind?"
- "Okay. I cannot believe you just shot me."
- "Ow. HEY!"
- "Try shooting some damn zombies."
- "Do. Not. Shoot me."
- "What is up with you shooting me?!"
- "Watch where you're shooting!"
- "What the hell are you doing?!"
- "Who the hell shot me?"
- "Oh, no, you didn't just shoot me!"
- "Hey!"
- "Watch it!"
- "Did you shoot me?!"
Scavenge
- [At the beginning of Scavenge Mode]
- "Find some gas, guys!"
Community
- "Damn, it is cold!"
- "It's cold as Cleveland in December."
- "I could use a jacket right now."
- "Train station!"
- "All aboard! Toot-toot!"
- "That's a basic training camp."
- "Popcorn! I love popcorn! You, Coach?"
- "Nick! This looks familiar?"
Badwater Basin
- "Push the cart!"
- "Would you push the cart?"
Discreaper Redux
- "This is gonna be a hell of a night!"
- "Damn, it's windy."
Haunted Forest, by Dr. Boo
- "Great! Like zombies aren't bad enough, we have ghosts!"
Unused
These can be found among the Steam files but either can't be found or don't play in game.
- (world04) "We're here, Crescent City. I'll tell you now, I'm not showing anyone my tits."
- "Guys, guys! Now is not the time for a pissing contest! The building is on fire; let's get off this roof while we still can."