Rochelle/Quotes

"I'm gonna teach your ass how to read." This article/section is typed directly as it is represented in-game and therefore may have spelling errors. Please do not correct spelling mistakes unless it is not as it appears in-game.

A list of Rochelle's Quotes heard so far in Left 4 Dead 2.

Intro

• [When seeing Mudmen in the Zombie Survival Guide Trailer]
  • "What the hell is that?"
• [In the Zombie Survival Guide Trailer, when the Spitter appears]
  • "This is some grim shit we got ourselves into..."
• [When fending off the Horde]
  • "Get back! Get back!"
• [When the military begins to bomb Veterans Memorial Bridge in Zombie Survival Guide trailer]
  • "Stop the bombing run!"
• [Talking to Ellis in Zombie Survival Guide trailer]
  • "Hey... Kill all sons-of-bitches, right?"

General

Chapter Completed

No Casualties

• "Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah."
• "Oh, hell, yes!"
• "Shit, we are all right."
• "I know we can do better."
• "All right, this party is over!"
• "Yeah, all bark; no bite."
• "That was close."
• "Did we all make it? Yes, we did!"
• "We almost didn't make it!"
• "Live and in the flesh!"
• "Thanks to you guys, I am the baddest woman alive!"
• "Oh, I think we're going to make it!"
• "Oh, we kicked ass, yes, we did! Woo!"
• "Whoo! We're really doing this!"
• "Ooh, we are doing it, all right!"
• "Ha-ha-ha! We are kickin' it!"
• "Whoo, that's about as close as I like to cut it!"
• "Yeah. We made it. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, we made it! Oh, yeah!"

With Casualties

• "What happened to us?"
• "Okay, we can do this! We can do this!"

Waiting For Others Inside the Safe Room

• "What in the hell are you doing out there? Get inside!"
• "Everyone, in here!"
• "Get your asses inside."
• "Get inside!"
• "Everyone inside!"
• "Get inside! Free hamhocks and chitlins in here!"

Looking At Survivor

Nick

• "Hey, suit!"
• "Nicolas!"
• "Yo, Nick!"
• "Hey, Nick!"
• "Nick!"
• [While unfamiliar in Dead Center]
  • "Suit!"
  • "Hey, fancy man."
  • "Hey, sharp dresser."
  • "Fancy man."

Ellis

• "Yo, Ellis."
• "Ellis!"
• "Hey, hee-haw!"
• "Hey, Cooter!"
• "Boy!"
• [While unfamiliar in Dead Center]
  • "Young'un!"
  • "Little Guy."
  • "Dude!"
  • "Yo, dude!"
  • "Hey, Little Guy."
  • "Yo, young'un!"
  • "Hey, young'un!"
  • "Hey, dude!"

Coach

• "Coach!"
• "Hey, Fatman!"
• "Hey, Coach!"
• "Hey, Big Guy!"
• "Big Guy!"

After a Period of Idling

• "Uh, can we get going?"
• "Time to get going."
• "Come on, let's go!"
• "We need to get going."
• "Let's go."

Interrupting Ellis's stories

• "Uh-huh."

• "Ellis? Ellis? Ellis, sweetie? Ellis!"
• "Ellis, sweetie, can this wait?"
• "Okay, Ellis, this is really not the best time."
• "Ow."
• "Damn."
• "Are you putting me on?"
• "Ninety percent?"
• "His whole body?"
• "Wait, hold on, say that last part again?"
• "You should tell that story to Nick."
• "Sweetie, I normally like your stories, I do. But not now, okay?"

Commands

These are derived from the PC commands when using the Z, X, or C keys.

Yes

• "Yes."
• "Why, yes."
• "Sure."
• "Yeah."
• "Of course."
• "Yep."
• "Okay."

No

• "Oh, no."
• "I don't think so."
• "Uh, no."
• "Oh please."
• "Boy, no way."
• "No!"
• "Seriously, no."
• "No, no, no no."
• "No, thank you."
• "No."

Look

• "Whoa, check this shit out."
• "Check this shit out."
• "Look!"
• "Look at this."
• "Look here."
• "Look over here!"
• "Over there!"
• "Look out!"
• "Heads up!"
• "Watch out!"

Argh

• "No-o-o-oh."
• "Damn..."
• "Oh, this is bad..."
• "Oh, shit!"
• "Sweet Jesus!"
• "Sweet Lincoln's mullet!"
• "Mother of Mercy."
• "Well, this just sucks."
• "Blarg!"
• "Can just one goddamn thing go right?"
• "We are in some deep shit!"
• "Holy shit!"
• "We are in some deep shit!"
• "Could this really get any worse? I don't think so."
• "We do not have time for this shit."
• "We don't have time for this shit."
• "Goddamn it!"
• "Can just one more goddamn thing go wrong?"
• "Argghh!"

• "Jesus Christ!"

Taunt

• "Ohhh, shut up!"
• "Oh, hell, yes!"
• "What's up with that?"
• "Where's the love, where's the love?!"
• "Forget about it."
• "Ha. Who's barking now?"
• "Yeah, right."
• "Yeah, that's right."

Follow Me

• "Hey, c'mon, this way!"
• "Come on, this way!"
• "Follow me this way."
• "Follow me."
• "This way!"

Lead the Way

• "Sure. You lead."
• "I'm right behind you."
• "Sure, lead on."
• "Go on, I'll keep up."
• "'Kay, go ahead."
• "All right, I'll follow you."
• "All right I'm with ya."
• "Lead on."

Ready

• "All right, you guys ready?"

• "Ready?"
• "Ready for this?"

I'm with you

• "I'm here."
• "I'm with you."
• "I got your back."
• "Yeah, boy, I got your back."
• "I'm here. Let's go."

Thank you

• "Thanks. I owe you one."
• "Oh, thanks for that."
• "Hey, thanks!"
• "Thanks."
• "Thanks!"
• "Phew, thanks!"
• "I honestly appreciate it."
• [To Ellis]
  • "Hoo, thanks, Ellis; I guess I will keep you."
• [To Coach]
  • "Thanks, Coach!"
  • "Thanks, my brother."
• [To Nick]
  • "Wow, Nick. I guess you do have a heart... A heart of gold!"

Negative responses

• "Can just one goddamn thing go right?!"
• "Ohhh, this is bad."
• "Oh, well... this just sucks."
• "We are in some deep shit."
• "Could this get any worse? I don't think so."
• "Arg. Jesus Christ!"
• "Goddamn it! Can just one more goddamn thing go wrong?"
• "We don't have time for this shit!"
• "This is some grave shit we got ourselves into."

Good Job

• "Woo! Kick-ass!"
• "You are on fire today!"
• "Hey, nice job!"
• "Oh, hell, yeah!"
• "Nice shot!"
• "That was cool!"
• "Cool!"
• "Good one!"

Hurry

• "Come on hurry up!"
• "C'mon, get the lead out!"
• "Would you hurry up?"
• "C'mon, let's go!"
• [Only occurs during The Sugar Mill]
  • Keep going.
  • Keep moving.
  • No time to stop, go.

Health related

Reviving Someone

• "Oh, baby, we can't have you down there. Now get up."
• "What in the hell have you gone and done now? Let's get going."
• "You're gonna have to suck it up. We need you a little bit longer."
• "You're comin' or you're just gonna lay there all day... Let's get ya up."
• "Can't stay down there forever... Let me get ya up."
• "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were trying to kill yourself. Get up, now."
• "Oh, man. I mean... uh... I mean... you look fine? Let's go."
• "You've got to stop ending up down here... this is no way to stay alive."
• "The big guy upstairs isn't ready to take you yet. Let's get you on your feet."
• "No time for this now... we have to keep you moving, let's get you up."
• "Don't worry; you'll be fine... let's get you back on your feet."
• "Come on, now! We don't have time for all this layin' around."
• "Aah, I knew you'd be okay."
• "You had me worried there... We can't lose you."
• "The picture of health, good as new."

Reviving A Survivor (Under A Horde Attack)

• "Oh, shit! Just get up, get up!"
• "Hell if I am carrying you, get up! "
• "Come on, come on, get your ass up!"
• "Get up! Now!"
• "Come on, come on! On your feet!"
• "Get up! Get up! Get up!"

Reviving Another Survivor On Last Down

• "You scared the shit outta me. I thought that was it for you. One more time down and it will be."
• "I'm no nurse, but you look pretty messed up. Go down again and that's it..."
• "You're scaring the shit out of me. You go down one more time and that's it for you."
• "I'm going to get you on your feet, but we need to get you fixed up or you are not going to make it.."
• "Do you know what that is? I think it used to be inside of you. Go down again and it won't matter."

Talking

Question

• "How are you feeling?"
• "You okay?"
• "Can you make it?"
• "How bad is it?"
• "What's up?"
• "What's up with that?"
• "Are you done laying around now?"
• "Ready to get up?"
• "Can you move your legs?"
• "Can you make it?"
• "So what is wrong with you?"
• "Can't you suck it up?"
• "Oh come on. You can make it."
• "Does it hurt as bad as it looks?"
• "What's up with you?"
• "Are you crying?"
• "All right, you cool?"
• "You good?"
• "Ah, you going to be okay."
• "You going to be okay?"
• "What ya doin' down there?"
• "Can you man up?"

Response

• "Well, let's go."
• "Up and at 'em."
• "Come on and get up."
• "Up we go."
• "See, you're fine."
• "Yeah, you look fine now."
• "Nothing to worry about."
• "You had me worried there."
• "Come on, we can't lose you."
• "Oh, I knew you'd be okay."
• "The picture of health."
• "Good as new."
• "You're good, you're good."
• [Reviving Coach]
  • "I've got a plan: Let's kill all the zombies, sound good?"
    • Coach: "Sounds like a plan."
• [Reviving Nick]
  • "So what's wrong with you?
    • Nick: "Nothing much."
    • Rochelle: "I knew you'd be okay."

Being Revived

• [While laughing]
  • "Give it to me straight, doc, am I going to make it?"
• "Uh, yeah, yeah, I'm okay."
• "I think I'm okay."
• "Guess I feel all right."
• "Don't worry about me."
• "I'm good."
• "Is it bad?"
• "I don't know, get me up."
• "Oh, shit, I don't know."
• "Well, how do I look?"
• "I'm a little bit of a mess."
• "I'm just playing possum."
• "This is great, nah, this is great. I'm good."
• "Blah, blah, blah, just please get me up."
• "Does my hair look good?"
• "I have no idea."
• "I don't know, bad?"
• "You tell me!"
• "Shitty."
• "Broke."
• "Okay, I guess."
• "I've been better."

Hanging From Ledge

• "While I am the best-looking girl hanging on a ledge, I wish I wasn't! Hanging on a ledge, I mean..."
• "Don't even think about leaving me here!"
• "Can someone help me? Damsel in distress over here!"
• "Oh, for the love of God, someone needs to help me up!"
• "Hey... I, uh... kind of slipped!"

Helping Survivor Off Ledge

• "Yeah, you look like a fool hanging down there. Let me help you up."
• "Come on, boy, I'm not going to let you fall!"
• "Don't worry; I'm not going to leave you hanging."
• "Hang on, baby, I'm not going to let you fall."
• "Did this seem like a good idea to you at some time?"

Incapacitated

• "Damn, I'm down!"
• "Boys, I'm down!"
• "Gentlemen, I need some help!"
• "For the love of God, someone help me!"
• "Help me!"
• "Oh, I need some help!"
• "Hey, guys, I need some help!"
• "Damsel... in distress over here!"

Healing Self

• "Cover me! I'm gonna heal up."
• "Cover me, please."
• "Cover me while I patch myself up."
• "Do one of you fine gentlemen mind covering me while I heal?"
• "With my luck, I'm just going to make it worse."
• "Stop, guys, I have to heal."

Healed

• "Whoo! All better now."
• "Now I'm feeling right!"
• "Now, that's what I'm talkin' about."
• "Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about!"

Healing Survivor

• "Quit fussing and let me heal you."
• "Stop moving so I can heal you."
• "Shit, you gotta quit moving so I can heal you."
• "Stand still, or I'm going to mess this up."

Low Health

• "Girl, you shoulda stayed at home..."
• "Girl, you should've stayed with Jacob!"
• "Knights of Columbus, this hurts!"
• "Son of a bee sting. This hurts."
• "Did this ever seem like a good idea?"
• "One of you fellas want to carry the cute girl?"
• "This is how it's going to be, huh?"
• "I think I really hurt something."
• "By the beard of Zeus, this hurts!"
• "Okay, this was a bad idea."
• "Son of a bee sting, this hurts!"
• "Okay, that one really hurt."
• "This isn't happening, this isn't happening, this isn't happening."
• "You have got to be kidding me..."
• "Something's gotta break our way..."
• "Does anyone else feel like crap right now?" (Verge of crying)
• "I am too young to feel this old."
• "This is some grim shit we got ourselves into..."

Black and White

• "In case anyone is wondering, I'm about to die." (2 versions)
• "This just in: Rochelle isn't going to make it..."
• "Tonight's Top Story: Rochelle is not going to make it."
• [Voice breaking] "I need to find some health!"
• "I am too young, too beautiful to die!"

Saved by Defibrillator

• "Whoa. So that's what being dead feels like..."
• "Whoa... I do believe I owe you one."
• "Ow! That friggin' hurts!"

Pills

Seeing

• "Pills!"
• "Pills here!"

Taking

• "I got some pills."
• "We're going to need these."
• "I got these pills."
• "Pills for me."

Using

• "Now I'm feeling right!"

First Aid

Seeing

• "First aid here."
• "First Aid!"
• "First aid kit!"
• "There's a first aid kit here!"
• "First aid kit here!"

Taking

• "Nothing to see... No health kit here..."
• "Health here!"

Defibrillator

Seeing

• "Chest paddles here."
• "Got a defib unit."
• "Defibrillator here."

Taking

• "Got some chest paddles."

Using

• "Come on, damn it! Work!"
• "Come on!"
• "Clear!"
• "Please work. Please, please work..."

Adrenaline Shot

Seeing

• "Adrenaline shot here."

Taking

• "Grabbing a shot."

Another Survivor is Killed

Nick

• "I'll miss you, Nick. You were good to me."
• "Ah, Nick... Well, at least you were dressed for the funeral."
• "Goodbye, Nick, I'm going to miss you..."
• "Not much to say, my friend. Goodbye..."

Ellis

• "Aw, Ellis, I'm going to miss you..."
• "Ellis, what did you go and do?"
• "Oh, Ellis, Ellis, Ellis..."
• "Gonna miss our little mechanic..."

Coach

• "Do you think Coach was his first or last name?"
• "Gonna miss you, Coach..."
• "Goodbye, Coach..."
• "Shit. Didn't even get to know you, Coach..."

If Two Survivors are Killed

• "Shit, I guess you are the last man on Earth."
• "I have no idea why I thought this would go better."
• "Okay, okay, oh God, this was a mistake!"

Trapped in a Rescue Closet

• "Somebody? Anybody? Everybody! Help!"
• "I need to get out of here!"
• "Hey, guys! Don't leave me behind!"
• "Don't leave me here!"

Weapon Related

Axe

• "Axe me a question, I dare you."
• "Axe!"

Cricket Bat

• "Gonna whack somethin' with this."
• "Cricket bat here."

Katana

• "Grabbing a katana."
• "Katana here."

Baseball Bat

• "Oh, I know what to do with this!"

Guitar

• "Grabbing a guitar."
• "Guitar here."

Frying Pan

• "Okay, nobody better make a crack about me being in the kitchen!"
• "Frying pan!"
• "This will work."

Crowbar

• "Crowbar."

Nightstick

• "Nightstick here."
• "Grabbing a nightstick."

Machete

• "Got a machete."
• "Machete here."

Golf Club

• "Grabbing a driver!"
• "Fore!"

Chainsaw

Seeing/Taking

• "HELL yeah!"
• "Chainsaw here."
• "Got a chainsaw."

Rampaging

• "DIE!"
• (Growls)

Submachine Gun

• "... A machine gun!"

Shotgun

• "Going with the shotgun..."
• "Shotgun for me."

Hunting Rifle/Sniper Rifle

• "I'm gonna check out this scope."
• "I'll snipe."

AK-47/Assault Rifle/Combat Rifle

• "I'll try this rifle."
• "Rifle for me!"
• "Taking the rifle."

Grenade Launcher

• "Grenade launcher here!"

Pistol(s)

• "Double pistols."

Magnum

• "I am in love with this gun!"
• "Dibs on the Magnum!"
• "Woo. I love this gun!"
• "Ooh. This is my new favorite!"
• "Yeah, you are going to kill some zombies with me!"
• "Oh, my God."
• "This can kill some zombies!"
• "Magnum here!"
• "Got a… BIG-ass pistol here"
• "Oh, hell, look at the size of this thing."

Boomer Bile

Spotting

• "Bottle of... puke, apparently."

Taking

• "That had better not be what I think it is..."
• "Grabbing a jar of puke."
• "Grabbing a bile jar."
• "Grabbing a jar of puke, apparently."

Throwing

• "Heads up, bile incoming!"
• "Bile incoming!"
• "Here comes some Boomer bile!"

Molotov

Spotting

• "Molotov!"

Taking

• "Momma told me not to play with fire... but..."
• "Fire time."
• "I'm grabbin' a molotov."

Throwing

• "Molotov out!"
• "Fire coming!"
• "Burn, mother--!"
• "Molotov coming!"
• "Throwing a molotov!"

Pipe Bomb

Spotting

• "There's a pipe bomb here."
• "Pipe bomb here."
• "Pipe bomb."

Taking

• "Grabbing a pipe bomb."
• "Pipe bomb!"

Throwing

• "Pipe bomb out!"
• "Grenade!"

Incendiary Ammo

Spotting

• "Incendiary ammo here!"

Taking

• "Let's get a little bonfire going."
• "Grabbin' incendiary ammo!"

Deploying

• "Deploying incendiary ammo!"
• "Everyone grab some incendiary ammo!"

Equipping

• "Fire time."
• "I'm not playin' now."

Explosive Ammo

Spotting

• "Frag rounds here."
• "Explosive rounds here!"

Taking

• "Grabbin' some frag rounds."

Deploying

• "Deploying explosive rounds!"

Equipping

• "Cool."

Ammo Cache

• "Ammo here."

Reloading

• "Reloading here!"
• "Reloading!"

Seeing Weapon Cache

• "All right! Weapons!"
• "We have guns here!"
• "Weapons over here!"

Infected Related

Panic Event

• "Oh, it's on now!"
• "Get ready."
• "They're coming..."
• "Here they come!"
• "Party time!"
• "Time to kick some ass."

Killing Special Infected

• "That one's mine."
• "That was mine."
• "Got it!"
• "Dead."
• "Taken care of."
• "Kicked its ass!"
• "Kicked it!"
• [If Ellis takes credit for her kill]
  • "Ellis, that was me."
    • Ellis: "Hell yeah, that was mine!" (or some variation)
    • Rochelle: "Nooooo oo ooo ohhhhh."

Boomer

Hearing

• "Careful, I can hear a Boomer."
• "Careful, I hear a Boomer."
• "Boomer's around."

Spotting

• (Dead Center) "They've been calling those Boomers. For obvious reasons."
• "Barf bag!"
• "Boomer!"
• "Oh, there's a fat guy!"
• "Oh, shit, fat guy!"
• "Big guy!"
• "Fat guy!"

Vomited on

• "He just... Vomit."
• "Damn it! I just washed this!" (After The Last Stand update, Dead Center only)
• "Oh, God, eugh!"
• "Ahh, Jesus! Ew! Ugh!"
• "Oh, ugh! Oh, not again!"

Charger

Hearing

• "Oh, what the hell is that?"

Spotting

• "Charger!"
• "One of those charging things!" (3 versions)

Being Pummeled

• "Charger's got me!"
• "This thing is crushin' me! "
• (Grunt) "I'm gettin' my ass... beat!"
• "You've got to shoot this thing!"
• "It's killing me! Shoot it!"
• "I'm not playin' with this thing, help!"
• "Ugh, don't bash, shoot!"
• "Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot this thing!"

Hunter

Hearing

• "Ugh, I hear a Hunter."
• "A Hunter's around. Don't get pounced."
• "Hear that? I heard some of the infected mutated."
• "They did say this infection could mutate..."
• "Oaooh, Hunter."

Spotting

• "Hoodie bastard!"
• "One of those pouncing things!"
• "Hoodie!"
• "Hunter!"

Pounced on

• "Ah! Get this thing off me! Help!"
• "Ah! Get it..."
• "Off me!"
• "Get off!"
• "Get off, get off!"
• "Off!"
• "Ah, get it!"
• "Get off of me!"
• "Ah, get off!"

Survivor is Pounced

• "Get that thing off him!"

Jockey

Hearing

• "Oh, shit, I hear a Jockey."
• "Jockey around.."
• "I hear one of those little things.."
• "Uh-oh, I hear one of those. What do you call it, a Jockey?"

Spotting

• "Jumper!"
• "Leaper!"
• "Rider!"
• "Jockey!"

Being Ridden

• "Get this thing off my head!"
• "Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
• "I can't breathe, get it off me!"
• "Oh, it's... it's on my face!"
• "I can't see, this thing is on me!"
• "Let go, let go, let go!"
• "Get this thing off me!"
• "Agh! Let go, let go, let go!"

Another Survivor being Ridden

• "Holy shit, that thing's riding him!"
• "That thing's riding him!"

Smoker

Hearing

• "Oh, Lord, not another Smoker."

Spotting

• "Smoker!"
• "One of those smoking guys!"

Grabbed

• "Smoker's got me!"
• "No, no, no, no!"
• "No, no!"
• "What just grabbed me?!"
• "Ah, shit! What the hell is going on?!"
• "No!"
• "What the hell?!"
• "I'm getting pulled!"

Choking

• "Help! Smoker has me!"

Spitter

Spotting

• "Spitter!"
• "Crazy neck!"
• "Green guy!"

Spit Incoming

• "Watch out, goo!"
• "Sweet Jesus! This zombie spits burning shit!"
• "Heads up, goo!"
• "Goo incoming!"
• "Goo!"

Spit On

• "Ah! What is this shit?!"
• "Damn, this stuff hurts!"
• "Burning shit!"
• "Ow, move!"
• "Oh, Jesus. This zombie spits burning shit!"
• "Don't step in this shit!"

Witch

Hearing

• "I'm gonna give that Witch something to cry about. Turn off that light, quiet, now."
• "Listen up, a Witch! Turn your flashlights off."
• "I hear a Witch crying. Kill your light!"

Spotting

• "Witch!"

Witch is Being Disturbed

• "Who's pissing off the Witch?"
• "Um, guys, that Witch is getting mad."

Witch is Startled

• "Holy shit!"
• "Oh, shit!"
• "Sweet Jesus!"
• "Aw, damn!"

Being Chased

• "My bad, my bad, my bad!" (Two versions)
• "Outta my way!" (Two versions)
• "Kill the damn thing!" (Two versions)
• "Shoot her! Shoot her!"
• "Oh, shit, she's on my ass!"
• "My bad!"

Tank

• "Kill it, kill it!"
• "Don't stop shooting!"
• "Okay, shoot the shit out of that thing!"
• "Light it up!"
• "Shoot it! Shoot it!"
• "Holy shit, what's that?!" (Two versions)
• "Oh, goddamn, that thing's big!"
• "Ah, shit! Tank!"
• "We gotta fight that thing?!"
• [Only said during The Passing while in the port]
  • "Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!"

Attacked while Incapacitated

• "Kill him! Kill him!"
• "Can't you see he's crushing me?!"
• "Get him off of me! Ugh, get him off of me!"
• "Oh, Jesus! Sweet Jesus, get this thing off of me!"
• "Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him! Oh, God, kill him!"

Uncommon Infected

Hazmat Infected

• "Great. Zombies in hazmat suits."
• "Fireproof zombies. Hooray!"

Jimmy Gibbs Jr.

• "Dibbs on Gibbs!"
• "Holy shit, was that?!"
• "Eat lead, Jimmy Gibbs!"

Clown Infected

• "Kill the clown!"
• "Someone shut up that clown!"

Mudmen

• "Holy shit, there really are mud people!"
• "Shoot the mudmen!"
• "Mud people!"

Riot Infected

• "Spin them around and shoot them in the back!"
• "These things is bulletproof!"

Level Specific

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Dead Center

The Hotel

• [At the Campaign start]
  • "Guys, guys! Now is not the time for a pissing contest! The building is on fire; let's get off this roof while we still can."
• "Okay. Now, I'm killing zombies..."
• "We should grab some weapons. I work in the news and the news says we should definitely grab some weapons."
• "I've been hearing about things... you know what? Never mind... but just... grab a weapon. Trust me."
• "I think those things are down there. Grab a weapon."
• "If we stay together and keep our heads, we can get out of this."
• [Studying the map]
  • "Reports were really fragmented... CEDA never told anyone it was this bad."
  • "It looks like Atlanta's already fallen."
  • "Look at this map. Guys, we need to get to New Orleans. Fast."
  • "I work for a news station, we'd HEARD about the East Coast, but Jesus. I didn't know it was this bad."
  • "I think CEDA should have been telling us to do more than just wash our hands."
• [When hearing a Special Infected for the first time]
  • "There were reports of stuff worse than zombies."
• [While in the elevator and another Survivor is dead]
  • "Did we all make it? Who did we lose back there? I think his name was Ellis/Nick/Coach."

The Streets

• [Entering Whitaker's Gun Shop]
  • "Oh, sweet Jesus, look at all these guns!"
  • "So many guns."
  • "Oh, my God."
  • "Would you look at all these guns?"
  • I want them all. Seriously. I want every gun in this store."
  • "Jeez, Ellis? Is it supposed to feel this good to see this many guns?"
    • Ellis: "Yes, ma'am. It truly is."
  • "Rochelle: I regret every joke I ever made about gun owners."
  • "I don't know if it's the feel, or the weight, or the thousand zombies trying to kill me. But I am really starting to like these guns."
  • "Why didn't anyone tell me shooting these things felt like this?"
    • Ellis: "Oh, we like to keep that a secret from you big city types. If there's ever any trouble, it's nice to know y'all ain't armed.
• [Taking a gun]
  • "Oh, it feels so wrong, but is just so right. I love guns. There I said it. I love guns."
  • "You're a nice one."
  • "Let's see how you handle."
  • "Now, this one can kill some zombies."
  • "Yeah, you are going to kill some zombies with me."
  • "Are all these free?"
  • "Gee, can we take whichever one we want?"
  • "Think I'll take this one for a test drive."
  • "Ooh, I choose… This one."
    • "Or wait. This one."
    • "This one."
    • "No, no, no, no, this one."
  • "You are going to kill some zombies with me."
  • "This one's got some nice action!"
  • "Nice spread on this one!"
  • "Jesus, this thing's accurate!"
  • "Okay, my new favorite's the shotgun!"
  • "Okay, now I want to try the sniper rifle!"
  • "Oh my god, is that a grenade launcher?"
  • "Whoo! I love this gun!"
  • "I am in love with this gun."
  • "Boom! Headshot!"
  • "*kkt* Headshot."
  • "All other guns… bow before this gun."
  • "Oh, this is my new favorite."
• [After Whitaker comes over intercom]
  • "Okay… God."
  • "Did God just tell us to take his guns and come upstairs?"
  • "Okay, mysterious voice."

• [Talking to Whitaker before entering The Mall]
  • "Don't worry, mister, we'll get you that cola!"
• [After finishing the gun store panic event]
  • "Damn. That man knows how to clear a path."
  • [Whispering] "Oh, shit, I think I accidentally grabbed diet cola. We should go. [Yelling to Whitaker] Hey, thanks, Whitaker!"
• [Approaching safe room]
  • "Oh, thank God, the mall!"
  • "Refugee centers don't usually look this deserted?"
  • "Okay. Evacuation centers aren't usually this quiet."

The Mall

• [Inside safe room]
  • Coach: "Everybody, gather 'round. Let's pray. Dear Lord. See us safely through our time of trial in this mall. And please Lord... let the food court be okay."
    • Ellis: "Amen."
    • Rochelle: "Amen."
      • (alt) "Lord, have mercy on Coach and spare the food court."

• "All right. So… it's a bit quiet. I still say we should check it out."
• "Okay, so it's a little deserted. There might still be an evac deeper in."
• "I hear a Hun-- Coach, is that your stomach?"

Atrium Finale

• [Seeing Jimmy Gibbs Jr. Poster]
  • "Anybody know who the racecar guy is?"
    • Ellis: "Just the best stock car racer of all time. Try readin' a book sometime."
    • Rochelle: "Jimmy Gibbs Jr... yay."
• [On Ellis' escape plan]
  • "OK, so Plan A is we go find this car. Plan B is we wait here in this mall and die.
  • "Okay. Out of all the plans we have, which is zero, that might be in the top ten."
  • "Well, it's a plan. I don't know if it's a good plan, but... it is a plan."

The Passing

The Riverbank

• [Encountering Zoey in the Intro]
  • Zoey: "Hello down there!"
    • Rochelle: "Oh, thank God! I thought I might be the last woman on Earth."
    • Zoey: "Yeah... I know that feeling."
• Nick: "I'm telling you the last goddamn time: Lower the goddamn bridge, you greasy vest-wearing monkey."
  • Francis: "Go to Hell, suit."
  • (alt) "Bite me, Colonel Sanders!"
  • Rochelle: "Hey, boys! Okay, if we get to the other side, can you help us lower it?"
  • Francis: "Hell yeah, I'll help you."
  • Rochelle: "See, Nick? You should try being nice sometime. Thank you!"
• [To Francis in the Intro]
  • Rochelle: "Hey, there, can you lower the bridge down for us?"
    • Francis: "If I could, then I would. Can't. Get to the other side and we can lower it together."
    • Rochelle: "Is the road even clear to the other side?"
    • Francis: "Oh yeah."
    • Rochelle: "Then it's a date!"
    • Francis: "Hell yeah!"
  • "If you could lower the bridge, I'll tell you how old I am!"
  • "*Sigh*... Okay. If you could lower the bridge, ugh... I'll give you a kiss."
• "Coach, you know anything about this under-the-river tour?"
  • Coach: "I don't know. Goes under the river."
    • (alt) "Uhh... yeah, it's historic."
  • Rochelle: "Well, okay. Good enough."
  • sometimes "Gee, thanks, Coach. Glad I asked."
• [Reacting to the Bride Witch]
  • "You see? This is why I hate weddings."
  • "This is one wedding where I don't mind being the bridesmaid."
  • "Something old, something new, something about to rip your guts out..."
  • "I don't know what she's crying about, but at least she got married..."
  • "Well, this ain't the worst wedding I've been to..."

The Underground

• [In Safe Room]
  • Coach: "All this runnin' around we been doing? Shit, I bet I lost, what, five pounds."
    • Rochelle: "Anyone who survives this shit is going to be in great shape!"
      • (alt) "You look good Coach!"
• "Ellis, honey... I've been thinking. Somewhere down the road, do you mind if we trade up for a car with... say, working doors and a backseat?"
• [Checking out Jukebox]
  • "Ugh. This jukebox sucks."
• Rochelle: "Do you really think we can trust that guy?"
  • Nick: "What's the matter, sweetie, playing hard to get?"
  • Rochelle: "What?"
  • Nick: "I saw the way you were looking at him."
  • Rochelle: "You're outta your mind!"
  • Nick: "He could be the one."
  • Rochelle: "Then again, he is better looking than you."
• Coach: "The city of Rayford: Used to have a boiled peanut festival here. Bunch of good memories."
  • Rochelle: "I have good memories, too... of having never been to a boiled peanut festival."
• "Get into the pool hall."
• Rochelle: "Motivated. Okay, we've got to get motivated. Hey, Ellis, I hear there's a stock car museum in New Orleans."
  • Ellis: "Get outta here! All right!"
  • Rochelle: "Coach, we make it to New Orleans, there's a cheeseburger museum!"
  • Coach: "Oh. In my heart, I'm there already."
  • Rochelle: "Hey, Nick there's a-"
  • Nick: "Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good."
• [Crossing the plank between buildings] "I am not looking down."
• "Hey, Nick. Splash fight?"
  • Nick: "Don't you dare."
  • Ellis: "Nick, there's a turd on your shoulder."
• "Hey, Nick, this your suitcase?"
• "Why is it always water?"
• "Stay off the dirt. It's historical."
• "I hope Phase Two is as good as Phase One."
• "Maybe there's no zombies down there... Who am I kidding?"
• "Phase Two? Wait, Phase One was finished?"
• "Only in the South would this pass as a museum."
• "Five dollars well spent."
• "I never had so much fun learning."
• "That was almost as bad as the Seattle underground museum."
• "Phase Two is a lot more interesting than Phase One..."
• [In response to Ellis finding a 'candy bar']
  • "Oh, Ellis! I'm not laughing! I'm not, I'm not laughing."

The Port

• "Hey, Nick, you've got something on your shoulder."
• [Meeting Original Survivors at Finale]
  • Francis: "'Dee-Pec Mode'. Classy. Nice shirt, Rochelle."
    • Rochelle: "Thanks, Francis. Nice vest."
    • Zoey: "Francis? Really? Tell me you're joking."
    • Francis: "What? Obviously she's a woman of taste."
    • Rochelle: "Yeah. Thanks, but in the meantime, we should get to work on that generator..."
    • Zoey: "Uh, okay. You guys go down to the generator and get it working. I'm going to stay here and vomit."
• [In the Safe Room before meeting up with the Survivors]
  • [Responding to Ellis] Nick: "What are you nervous about? You had your chance, and you didn't do shit. Now, you can watch Nick take care of business."
    • Rochelle: "Nick, as one of the last two women in the world, I can say half of the women in the world hate you."

Dark Carnival

The Highway

• [Intro]
  • "Traffic's blocked."
    • Ellis: "Sorry, guys. Guess it wasn't such a hot idea after all." / "Sorry, guys, I didn't see this coming." / "Sorry folks, I can't drive over a traffic jam."
    • Rochelle: "Well, the ride was nice while it lasted."
  • "Stock cars can't drive over traffic, right?"
    • Ellis: "Naw, we're stranded."
    • Rochelle: "Don't worry about it, Ellis. It was amazing of you to get us THIS far."
  • "I do not want to walk all the way to New Orleans."
• Ellis: "Hey, guys, can I have a second? Alone. With the car. I got some things that need saying."
  • Rochelle: Take as long as you need.
    • (alt) "I understand."
• [Seeing the Whispering Oaks advertisement]
  • "Hey, there's a sign for the amusement park."
    • Coach: "Hey, Whisperin' Oaks! Shit, I used to go there when I was a kid!"
    • Nick: "Oh good. Now we can die there as adults."
• [Seeing traffic jam]
  • "Wow, look at all these cars. Poor dumb bastards thought they could escape on foot. ...Wait, that's what we're doing."
  • "These abandoned cars go on for miles."
    • Coach: "Maybe they left 'em when they got rescued."
    • Rochelle "Uh huh, that's probably it."
  • "No sense grabbing a car."
• "Down this off-ramp."
• "You guys see those searchlights? I say we head there."
  • (alt) "We should head towards those searchlights."
    • Ellis: "That'd be Whispering Oaks Amusement Park right there."
• "Highway's blocked! We can cut through this motel!"
• [Motel]
  • "Through this room."
  • "Down here."
  • "Don't forget to search the rooms."
• [Sliding down hill]
  • "Whoa."
  • "That was almost fun."
• "We can get up here."
• "There's the park."
• "Whispering Oaks! We made it!"
• "Woo! Whispering Oaks! I'll buy the first ride, Ellis."

The Fairgrounds

• In Safe Room:
  • Coach: [singing] "Gotta reach for the top. Stay on the mountain... dunh-nuh-NAH-nuh-NAH-nha!"
    • Rochelle: "Stay on that mountain? That doesn't sound like a very good advice."
  • Coach: [singing] "...Every lady's crazy when her daddy's not around... dunh-nuh-NAH-nuh-NAH-nha!"
    • Ellis: "Every Lady's Crazy! Never been recorded, only played live. You know the Riders, Coach."
    • Rochelle: "Every lady present's getting a headache."
  • "'The Midnight Riders'. So… they RIDE midnight? Or they ride AT midnight? I hate classic rock."
• Exiting Safe Room:
  • "Maybe this was an evac fun zone?"
  • "Maybe someone is still here?"
  • "Looks like people were here."
• "Umm, guys, this is the lady's room."
  • Nick: "Excuse me."
    • (alt) "Don't look at me like that."
  • Ellis: "Whoa! Sorry, Rochelle! My bad."
  • Coach: "Oh. Sorry, Ro."
    • (alt) "Uh, sorry, Ro."
• "Ugh. All these signs are making me hungry."
• "I think I've had nightmares with this peanut."
• "Look at that, its eyes follow you."
• Coach: "Mmm-hmm. Peach cobbler."
  • Rochelle: "You can keep the cobbler. All I want is more guns."
• Entering Kiddie Land:
  • Ellis: "Holy shit, guys! Kiddie Land!"
    • Coach: "Sometimes it feels like we're babysitting, doesn't it?"
    • Rochelle: "Ellis, do you even tall enough to get on that ride?"
      • Ellis: "Ha ha ha."
    • Rochelle: "He is making the best of a bad situation."
      • (alt) "Ah, to hell with it. Whoo, Kiddie Land!"
      • (alt) "I wish I could be that happy."
• [On top of the slide]
  • "Let's move."
    • Coach: "Hey, hey, man... can't go down the slide without your sack."
    • (alt) Ellis: "Man, what are y'all in a hurry for? This is awesome."
• Coach: "Once the world goes back to normal? I'm buyin' you guys a steak dinner."
  • Rochelle: "Coach, if we make it to New Orleans? I'm buying everyone a grenade launcher."
• "I looooove fried okra."
  • Coach: "And what's your point?"
  • Rochelle: "You don't like fried okra? I'm from Cleveland and even I like fried okra."
• [Crescendo Event]
  • "Gate's open!"

The Coaster

• [In safe room]
  • "This is the most relaxing safe room I have ever been in."
  • "Gee, my bedroom was painted like this when i was a kid.... baby blue... I think my dad wanted a boy..."
  • Ellis: "Tunnel of love?"
    • Rochelle: "I have never gone to a Tunnel of Love. In my neighborhood we just had the underpass of unwanted advances."
      • (alt) "I never liked the Tunnel of Love. Sitting in a big, plastic swan in a half foot of water... That ain't romantic, that's just stupid."

• [Moving through an air duct beside the Tunnel of Love]
  • "The air duct of love."
• [When approaching the maintenance room] "The Catwalk of Love."
• [Helicopter flying overhead]
  • "A helicopter!"
  • "How are we going to signal that helicopter?"
  • "We'll need something big to signal that chopper."
• "Down this hole."
• "Over this fence."
• "I bet Nick remembers the Tunnel of Love being this long."
• [At the control for The Screaming Oak roller coaster, starting the Crescendo Event]
  • "I'm starting it!"
• [While running on the coaster tracks]
  • "Follow the tracks, guys!"
• [After turning off alarm]
  • "Alarm's off!"

The Barns

• "The clown's attracting a horde!"
• [Seeing the bumper cars]
  • "Through the dodge-ems!"
• [Seeing the barn]
  • "Through there!"
• "We can get across on the rooftops!"
• "Through this door."
• [Hitting control to start crescendo event]
  • "Got it!"

The Concert

• [Figuring out Coach's plan involving the Midnight Riders]
  • "And that'll signal the chopper pilot! Coach, that's brilliant! I'm sorry about all the bad stuff I said about your crappy band."
• [Hearing Coach's plan]
  • "Huh. That's pretty smart, Coach!"
• [At the stage]
  • "Any ideas on how to start the finale?"
  • "We need to start the finale."
  • "Okay, we need to start the finale."
  • "Turn on the lights!"
  • "Hit the lights!"
• [Starting the finale]
  • "Lights!"
  • "Okay, starting up the old guy music! Everybody get ready! Coach, promise me you won't start air guitaring again."
  • "When I hit this tape deck, it's all gonna start. Get ready, guys!"
  • "Get ready, I'm gonna start the finale."
• "WOO!"
• "Whoo! Okay! Okay!"
• "We have to kill the Tank before he lands!"
• [Seeing the rescue chopper arrive at the finale]
  • "Coach, you are the smartest man alive!"
  • "Coach's crazy idea worked!"
• "Let's go! Get to the helicopter!"

Swamp Fever

Plank Country

• [Continuing Coach's phrase at the start of Swamp Fever]
  • "When they say, 'Stay out,' I'm sure they meant someone else."
• [Agreeing with Nick's shooting of the pilot]
  • "That's true. If I had to pick a low point in the flight, it would probably be when he stopped flying the chopper and... attacked us. Anyone know where we are?"
• "So, Nick, what do you think the chances are the swamp people are still alive?"
  • Nick: "What, alive and Infected, or alive and not zombies?"
  • Rochelle: "Not zombies."
  • Nick: "100 to 1."
  • Rochelle: "Sounds about right."
• [Responding to Ellis about the blood farmers]
  • "Blood farmers? Boy, what in the hell are you talking about?"
• "Okay, stay on the walkway."
  • Coach: "Girl's got the right idea."
• "We should search the houses for supplies."
• [Reading the 'No Swimming' sign at the ferry]
  • "They actually had to post a sign to keep people from swimming in the gator park? All right..."
  • "No swimming in the Gator Park. Fair enough."
• [Reaching the ferry]
  • "It looks like they've all left... and gone deeper into the swamp. Well, great."
  • "It looks like they've all headed to the village... deeper into the swamp. Great."
• "Earl's Gator Village? This just keeps getting better..."
• [At the dock]
  • "Activate the ferry."
  • "Ferry's coming."
• [When ferry arrives]
  • "Everyone, on the ferry!"
  • "Okay, get on the ferry!"
  • "Time to ride the ferry!"
• [On the ferry]
  • "Ellis, does that tattoo mean anything?"
    • Ellis: "Oh, this here? It means I'm a badass zombie-killin' machine."
    • Rochelle: "Wow. You must have amazing foresight to get that."
• [At the junction in the walkway]
  • "Should we go right or left?"
• [Reaching the Drainage Pipe Safe Room]
  • "That's an encouraging sign. There's still power!"
  • "I can see a light!"

The Swamp

• [Inside the safe house]
  • "Does anyone have any bug spray?"
    • Ellis: "Ooh, you could try covering yourself in mud."
• [Stepping into the swamp]
  • "Okay, this is creepy."
  • "I guess this is where the drain pipe drained..."
• [Wandering in the swamp]
  • "I am sick to death of this mud."
  • "Good thing I'm wearing boots..."
  • "Okay. Enough of the mud, already!"
  • "My feet are never going to dry..."
• [Observing the Plane Wreckage]
  • "Zombies hit mid-flight I guess..."
  • "Holy shit... A downed plane!"
• [At the emergency door of the fallen plane at the Crash Site]
  • "You're kidding me. The only way forward is through an emergency door?"
  • "Okay, get ready, once we open this door, the alarm will sound!"
  • "Only way is through the door."
• [Opening the Airplane Hatch]
  • "I've always wanted to do this."
  • "Okay, I'm opening the door!"
• [When a bathub is found]
  • Rochelle: "Hey, Ellis. That's a bathtub... have you seen this one before?"
  • Ellis: "Have you smelled yourself recently?"
  • Rochelle: "Fair enough."
• "Hey, the village is this way!"
• [Yelling]
  • "Hello?!"
• "Maybe people are here!"
• "Oh, shit, they didn't make it..."
• [Nearing the safe house]
  • "Hello, hello, swamp people are you there?"
  • "Goddamn it, the swamp people are zombies. Oh, zombie swamp people, I'm sorry... I gotta shoot you."
  • "Oh, shit, they didn't make it..."

The Shantytown

• [Searching the Shantytown for supplies]
  • "We should look around and see if they left supplies."
  • "If anybody could survive this... it would be people who live like this..."
• "We aren't going to find anyone here."
• [Observing the pile of dead animal carcasses]
  • "We had heard reports that the infection might spread through mammals, but..."
    • Ellis: "So they just killed them all?"
    • Rochelle: "Better safe than sorry, I guess."
• "See the stairs?"
• "Through this house!"
• [At the bridge]
  • "Okay, we need to lower this bridge."
  • "Okay, bridge coming down!"
• [At End of Shantytown]
  • "There's the grounds!"

The Plantation

• "Let's head down this road."
• "There's the plantation house!"
• [At the plantation house]
  • "Go up the scaffolding."
• "Let's try the radio."
• [Activates radio]
  • "Can anyone hear me?
• [Responding to Virgil]
  • "We're at the plantation house."
• [At end, running towards the boat]
  • "Let's get to the boat!"

Hard Rain

The Milltown

• [Intro]
  • "Do you trust that guy?"
    • (alt) Nick: "Do we trust that guy to come back?"
      • Coach: "He's good people."
      • Nick: "Fair enough, but you're the first three people in the world I have ever trusted."
      • Nick: "Shit. I don't even trust myself."
      • Rochelle: "Well, I don't know, Nick. I learned to trust you."
      • Rochelle: "So what do I know?"
      • Nick: "In that case I don't think we can trust your judgment in this matter."
  • "This should be easy; we just need to grab some diesel."
• [Reading the sign outside of the Burger Tank]
  • "Out of Gas."
  • "'Next gas two miles.' Well, shit."
• [As the rain begins]
  • "Um, does it flood around here?"
• "We're gonna be coming back through here, so keep an eye out for the landmarks.
• [Upon sighting the playground]
  • "Through that playground!"
• [At the house with a garage sale]
  • "We can cut through this garage sale!"
• [Near safe room]
  • "There's a safe room up there!

The Sugar Mill

• [Seeing blocked off road]
  • "We're not going any farther down this road."
    • Nick: "I think we gotta cut through the sugar mill."
• [Seeing sugar mill]
  • "There's the sugar mill!"
  • "We can head through the sugar mill."
• "Oh, it's really coming down hard."
• "Rain's really coming down."
• "It's really starting to pour."
• [Noticing another Witch crying]
  • "How many goddamn witches are there?"
  • "Mm-hmm, yeah, you wanna cry? Let's give these bitches something to cry about."
• "Up that ramp!"
• [While in the Sugar Mill]
  • "Hey, we can take that elevator down to the field."
• [At stairs]
  • "We can get up here!"
• [At elevator]
  • "Hey, there's the gas station!"
  • "Through the wheat field!"
    • Ellis: "That's sugar cane, Ro."
• [Pressing elevator button]
  • "I hit it!"
• "Keep moving! Just head for the sign!"

Mill Escape

• [On leaving the gas station]
  • "Does everybody have enough gas? 'Cause I do not want to make this trip twice."

• "Back through the field."
• "How bad do these storms get?"
• "We can take the elevator back up!"
• "Back down the stairs!"
• "Up this pipe!"
• "Cross here."
• [After it starts raining harder]
  • "I can't see a damn thing."

Return to Town

• [Exiting safe room]
  • "This flooded fast."
• "There's the porch light we passed on the way in."
• [Spotting the playground]
  • "The playground! We're almost outta here!"

Town Escape

• [ Responding to Ellis'/Nick's/Coach's suggestion about the Burger Tank sign]
  • "Yeah, that might work."
  • "All right, that sounds like a plan."
• Nick: "Here comes the rain!"
  • Rochelle: "Stay close!"
• [Seeing the Burger Tank]
  • "We gotta turn the sign on!"
• [Switching on the sign]
  • "Sign is on!"
• "Get ready!"

The Parish

The Waterfront

• [At chapter start]
  • Rochelle: "We're here, Crescent City. I'll tell you now, I'm not showing anyone my tits."
  • Ellis: "I'm sorry, Rochelle. The hell you talking about?"

• [At vending machine]
  • Rochelle: "Does anyone know how to make a hurricane? A zombie?"
  • Nick/Coach: "What?"
  • Rochelle: "They're drinks! Seriously."

The Park

• [At the sign outside the bathroom]
  • Coach: "'Report the sick.'"
    • Ellis: "Report the sick?"
    • Rochelle: "Don't worry, Ellis, they mean the flu, not in the head."
• [When passing The Park bathrooms]
  • "Ugh. What's that smell?"
    • Ellis: "Smells nice, don't it?"
    • Coach: "Smells like people been living here and shit."
• [When seeing the "Where is CEDA?" graffiti in The Park]
  • "Good question. Where is CEDA? I just see zombies... "
  • "Looks like they were routing people through here."

The Cemetery

• [At Impound Lot]
  • "Careful, alarm cars everywhere."
  • "Everyone, just watch where you shoot."
• "Up this ladder!"
• "There's the freeway!"
• [On being bombed by the military]
  • "What are they doing!?"

The Quarter

• "Something trying to tell me that they're not checking for survivors anymore..."
• [When a bomb goes off nearby]
  • "Holy shit!"
• [At the parade float]
  • "I'm starting it!"
• [Seeing Veterans Memorial Bridge]
  • "There's the bridge!"
  • "There's the bridge. You're sure they're going to be there?"

The Bridge

• [Activating comm]
  • "Hello?"
  • [If it's activated long enough] "Stop, stop, stop the bombing run!"
• [Responding to soldier]
  • "Four survivors on the bridge."
    • Soldier: "Bridge, are you immune?"
    • Rochelle: "We are not infected." / "We're not infected, listen we-"
    • Soldier: "Negative bridge. Are you immune? Have you encountered the infected?
    • Rochelle: "Yes, yes, yes, we are immune." / "Okay, we just ran up here covered in blood getting chased by zombies! Do you think we've encountered infected? Let us through the damn bridge!"
  • "We're on our way. Thank you."
• [When lowering the bridge] "They better be ready when we get there."
  • [After bridge lowers] "Let's move."

Friendly Fire

• "Check yourself before you wreck yourself, fool!"
• "Okay that better have been an accident!"
• "Don't make me get ugly with you!"
• "I hope that was an accident!"
• "Sweet Jesus, you shot me!"
• "Stop it!"
• "Stop shooting me!"
• "Somebody shot me..."
• "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, seriously?"
• "Hey, what's your name? Don't shoot me!"
• "You got some serious issues with that gun."
• "Hey, in the suit. Stop shooting me." (When shot by Nick in the Hotel in Dead Center)
• "Have you lost your mind?"
• "Okay. I cannot believe you just shot me."
• "Ow, hey!"
• "Try shooting some damn zombies."
• "Do not shoot me."
• "What is up with you shooting me?!"
• "Watch where you're shooting!"
• "What the hell are you doing?!"
• "Who the hell shot me?"
• "Oh, no, you didn't just shoot me!"
• "Hey!"
• "Watch it!"
• "Did you shoot me?!"
• [While fighting a Tank]
  • "Whoa, whoa! Shoot the Tank!"
  • "Ellis! Shoot the Tank!"
  • "Shoot the Tank, Coach!"
  • "Ah, shoot the Tank, Nick!"
  • "Shoot the Tank!"
  • "Shoot the Tank, please."
  • "Ugh, shoot the Tank, not me!"
  • "Can you shoot the Tank instead of me?"

Scavenge

• [At the beginning of Scavenge Mode]
  • "Find some gas, guys!"

Community

• "Sweety, there is no such things as aliens."
• "Damn, it is cold!"
• "It's cold as Cleveland in December."
• "Good thing i'm wearing boots."
• "Oh, I could use a jacket right now."
• "Train station!"
• "All aboard! Toot-toot!"
• "That's a basic training camp."
• "Popcorn! I love popcorn! You, Coach?"
• "Nick! These cells looks familiar?"

Badwater Basin

• "Push the cart!"
• "Would you push the cart?"
• "We have to move that cart!"

Discreaper Redux

• "This is gonna be a one hell of a night."
• "Damn, it's windy."

Haunted Forest, by Dr. Boo

• "Great. Like zombies aren't bad enough, we have ghosts."