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Revision as of 05:51, 28 August 2019
A list of Nick's Quotes heard so far in Left 4 Dead 2.
Intro
- [Seeing Ellis being ridden by a Jockey]
- "Ah, shit!"
- [When Coach's complains about climbing stairs]
- "Come on, Coach! Maybe the helicopter... Maybe it's made of chocolate!"
- [Seeing how the helicopters flee the area]
- "Looks like there's been a change of plans..."
- [Pulling Ellis away from the zombies attacking him, including a Smoker]
- "No!"
- [As intro comes to a close, in background]
- "I have not... Come this far... To die now."
Alternate Lines
[The game files include unused intro voice clips.]
- "Looks like they're coming back to finish the job." (4 versions)
- "Looks like they came back to finish the job." (3 versions)
- "I guess there's been a change of plans." (2 versions)
- "Looks like there's been a change of plans." (2 versions)
- "Looks like their plans have changed." (2 versions)
- "There's been a change of plans." (2 versions)
- "Looks like we're not part of their new plan."
General
Seeing a Safe Room
- "Safehouse!"
- "We got a safehouse!"
- "Safehouse ahead!"
- "There's the safehouse!"
Chapter Completed
No Casualties
- "I'm starting to like you guys!"
- "You guys aren't so damn bad!"
- "Happy New Year!"
- (This references Francis' use of "Merry Christmas")
- "And THAT is how you do it!"
- "That, my friends, is how you do it!"
- "Take that, you mealy-mouthed bastards!"
With Casualties
- "That was a little too close..."
- "That was way... too... close."
- "That was way, way too close."
- "That was a close one."
- "Man, we got lucky."
- "We got lucky."
- "Goddamn, that was close."
- "We made that by the skin of our teeth."
- "At least I made it!"
- "Well that was unpleasant."
Waiting For Others Inside Safe Room
- "Don't make me come out there for ya!"
- "Everybody inside!"
- "Inside now!"
- "Get inside!" (2 versions)
- "Quit screwing around, get inside."
- "Quit screwing around, let's get inside."
All Survivors In Safe Room, Door Open
- "Close the door." (3 versions)
- "Close that door." (2 versions)
- "Don't forget to close the door." (2 versions)
- "Somebody got the door?" (2 versions)
- "I think we should be closing doors."
- "Lets try closing doors behind us."
Telling Survivors to Back Up
- "Back it up!" (2 versions)
- "Back, back, back!"
- "C'mon, back!"
- [Quiet]
- "Back up."
- "Everyone back."
- "Lets get back."
- "Back up, back up."
Telling Survivors to Go
- "Go!" (4 versions)
- "Go, go, go!"
- "Let's go, lets go!"
- "Let's go!" (2 versions)
- "Everybody keep moving."
- "Just go."
- "Just go, go."
- "Don't stop, don't stop."
- "Keep moving."
Telling Survivors to Stay Close
- "Stay close."
- "Stay together, people."
- "Keep close."
- "Yeah, of course, stay together."
Interrupting Ellis
[These quotes are used by Nick at various times when Ellis begins to tell a story]
- "Ellis? Why don't you just tell us this in the chopper?"
- "Ellis? Ellis, Ellis!"
- "Hey Ellis, why don't you tell us about the time you shut up!"
- "Ellis? Is now the best time?"
- "Um... I don't care. Nobody cares."
- "Ellis, if I listen to this, will this be the last one?"
- "Oh Jesus, is there a Witch around here we can piss off?"
- "Oh, not again!"
- "Glad you shared that, Ellis."
- "And your point is...?"
- "[Chuckling] You know what I like best about your stories, Ellis? The sound they make when they stop."
- "You know what I like best about your stories, Ellis? Nothing!"
- "Why don't we just try quiet time for awhile?"
- "Hey Ellis? Shut up contest. Ready? One two three go!"
- "Ellis, Ellis! We don't have time for that right now!"
Alone
- "Helloooo?" (2 versions)
- "Heyooo?"
- "Anybody hear me?"
- "Can you guys hear me?"
Directional Instructions
- "Through here/there."
- "This way."
- "In here."
- "Down here."
- "C'mon, this way."
- "Through this/that window."
- "Down this/that alley."
- "Let's go through here/there."
- "Through this/that door."
- "We can go through this restaurant."
- "Through that/this gate."
- "Up that/this/the ladder."
- "Down that/this ladder."
- "Ladder!"
- "We got a ladder."
- "Over this/that fence."
- "To/Over the bridge!"
- "We can cross here/there."
- "We can get up here/there."
- "We can get down here/there."
- "Over this/that door."
- "Jump down here/there."
- "There's a safe room up here/there."
- "Straight forward. This isn't so bad."
- "Down the street."
- "Get on!"
- "Come on, you can make it!"
- "Just a little more!"
Miscellaneous Crescendo Event Instructions
- "Hit it."
- "Press the button."
- "Do it."
- "Activate it."
- "I hit it."
- "I did it."
Cheering
- "Goddamn right!" (2 versions)
- "Baby!"
- "Yes!" (3 versions)
- "Hell yeah!" (2 versions)
- "Damn right!"
- "Awesome!"
- "Straight!" (2 versions)
Alarmed Car
- "Don't shoot that car!"
Commands
These are derived from the PC commands when using the Z or X keys.
Yes
- "Yeppers."
- "Yesssss."
- "Yes; yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
- "Yes."
- "Yeah."
No
- "Yeah, no."
- "No." (6 versions)
- "Nope." (3 versions)
- "No-Siree-Bob."
- "Uh-uh."
- [to Ellis]
- "Try again, champ."
- "Try again, little man."
- [to Rochelle]
- "No sweetie."
- "No way, sweetie."
Look
Distant
- "Over there." (3 versions)
- "Look." (4 versions)
Nearby
- "Look at this." (2 versions)
- "Check it out." (2 versions)
- "Look here." (2 versions)
Looking at another Survivor
- [Coach]
- "Coach!" (12 versions)
- [Rochelle]
- "Rochelle." (6 versions)
- "Ro." (6 versions)
- [Dead Center only]
- "Hey you." (3 versions)
- "Hey sweetheart."
- "Sweetheart."
- "Hey sweetie." (3 versions)
- "Sweetie." (2 versions)
- "Hey honey." (3 versions)
- [Ellis]
- [Chuckling] "Are you kidding me Ellis? Come on."
- "Ellis." (13 versions)
- "Overalls." (2 versions)
- "Hey Ellis, you like 'taters?"
- "Goober." (3 versions)
- "Cletus." (2 versions)
- "Hey Cletus."
- "Cooter." (3 versions)
- [Dead Center only]
- "Dude." (4 versions)
- "Kid." (6 versions)
- "Hey kid."
Argh
- "Dumbshit!" (2 versions)
- "This is all going to Hell!" (2 versions)
- "Goddammit!" (2 versions)
- "Damn!" (2 versions)
- "Screw this!"
- "What an assclown."
- "Shit." (2 versions)
- "BITCH!"
- "TITS!" (2 versions)
- "Bullshit!" (3 versions)
- "This is bullshit!"
- "Bastards." (2 versions)
- "Holy shit!" (2 versions)
- "Son of a bitch!" (3 versions)
- "My ass!" (2 versions)
- "Is this some kind of sick joke?" (2 versions)
- "I call foul!"
- "Kiss my ass!" (3 versions)
- "Ass!"
- "Asshat!"
- "Asshole!"
- "Assclown!"
Taunt
- "Take that, you mealy-mouthed bastards!"
- "Stick that where the sun don't shine!"
- "Candyasses!"
- "You don't stand a chance!"
- "Suck on that!"
- "Give up now!?"
- "Stick that up your ass!"
- "Stick it up your ass!"
- "We are wiping the floor with you!"
Follow Me
- "This way." (2 versions)
- "Over here."
- "Follow me." (3 versions)
- "C'mon this way." (2 versions)
- "Keep up." (3 versions)
- "Okay, this way."
You Take the Lead
- "Lead on." (3 versions)
- "I'm right behind you."
- "Right behind you." (2 versions)
- "Lead on, Macduff."
- "Yeah, you go first."
- "Lead on, smart guy."
Ready
- "Ok, we ready?"
- "We ready?" (5 versions)
- "Everybody ready?"
- "Ready?" (2 versions)
- "Everyone ready?"
- "Are you guys ready?"
- "You think you can handle this?"
- "If you aren't ready, I don't wanna hear it."
Good job
- "Impressive."
- "Nice shot, Ace."
- "Howdja... do that?"
- "Great shot."
- [To Rochelle ]
- "Damn, Rochelle."
- "Rochelle... damn."
- "ACES!"
- "Nice Shot!"
Thank you
- "I owe you one."
- "Thanks." (2 versions)
- "Thank you."
- "Thanks man, I owe you."
- "Thanks, Ro." (To Rochelle)
- "Thanks, Bro." (To Coach)
- "Thanks, Killer." (To Ellis)
Let's Go
- "Let's go."
- "Look at you. What are we waiting for, let's go."
- "Let's roll."
- "Time to move."
- "What are we waiting for? Let's go."
Hurrah
- "We are walking through the valley of the shadow of death, and kicking ass!"
- "It may not be pretty, but we're doing this."
- "You guys aren't so damn bad."
- "What do you know? We're gonna make it."
- "You guys are pretty good!"
- "Aces!"
- "I'm starting to like you guys!"
- "We're making it look easy!"
- "And that is how you do that!"
- "We're the four riders of the goddamn apocalypse!"
- "And that is how you do it!"
Hurry
- "C'mon, I'm in a hurry!" (2 versions)
- "Hurry it up!"
- "Let's go, let's go!"
- "Move, move, move!"
I'm With You
- "I'm here."
- "Why not? I follow you."
- "I'm with you."
- "Sure thing, let's go."
- "Sure, let's go."
Laughter
- [Laughter commands do not include words. There are 17 laughter variants.]
Nice Job
- "Well alright." (2 versions)
- "Nice job." (2 versions)
- "That was surprisingly good."
- "Nice." (3 versions)
- "That's what I like to see."
- "Wow. Nice."
Sorry
- "Excuse me." (2 versions)
- "Forgive me, ok?"
- "Well sorry."
- "I'm sorry. Is that what you want me to say?"
- "I'm sorry, ok?"
- "Can you forgive me?"
- "Don't look at me like that."
I'll Save You
- "Relax, relax, I'm coming."
- "I'm on my way." (2 versions)
- "Hold on, I'm coming."
Wait
- "Wait."
- "Don't move from this spot."
- "Stay here."
- "Just stay here."
- "Wait here."
Be Careful
- "Everybody be careful."
- "Let's be careful."
- "Try and be careful."
First Aid Kit
Taking
- "I'll hold on to this first aid kit."
- "I need this." (2 versions)
- "Grabbing first aid."
- "First aid kit."
Spotting
- "First aid kit here!"
- "First aid here!"
- "First aid!"
- [Multiple kits]
- "First aid kits here!"
- "First aid kits!"
Healing Self
- "I'm gonna heal."
- "I Gotta heal."
- "Gonna heal."
- "Gonna patch myself up."
- "Wait up, gonna fix myself up."
- "Wait—healing!"
- "Okay, hang on. I'm gonna fix myself up."
- "Just wait a sec. Healing."
- "Healing!" (4 versions)
- "Hold up, gonna heal." (2 versions)
Healed
- "Ahhh... Better."
- "That worked."
- "Alright, now I'm back."
- "Okay."
- "Ooh, yea."
- "Ahhh..."
- "Better."
Telling Survivor to Heal
- "Heal up." (2 versions)
- "It's a good time to heal."
- "This would be a good time to heal."
- "Maybe you could heal up now."
- "Heal if you need to."
- "This might be a good time to heal."
- "Time for people to heal." (2 versions)
- "Don't forget, you can heal yourself."
- "This is a good time to heal."
- [to Coach]
- "Coach, you should heal." (2 versions)
- "Coach, don't forget about that health kit."
- "Hey Coach, heal." (2 versions)
- "Coach, you should maybe heal."
- [to Ellis]
- "Ellis, heal up."
- "Time to heal, Ellis."
- "C'mon Ellis, don't be a hero, use your health kit." (2 versions)
- [to Rochelle]
- "Rochelle, you don't look so good." (2 versions)
- "Rochelle, we need you. Heal up." (2 versions)
- "Hey Ro, don't forget about that health kit." (2 versions)
Attempting to Heal Survivor
- "Stop, I've got something for ya." (2 versions)
- "Hang on, you need this more than me." (2 versions)
- "Hold up, you can have this." (2 versions)
Healing Survivor
- "Now don't waste this by getting pounced on or something."
- (Note: the subtitles don't have the "on" after pounced.)
- "Let doctor Nick fix ya up."
- "You're a mess... stand still."
- "Hold on, let me heal you."
- "I should probably save this for me, but... what the hell."
- "Just hang on, let me heal ya."
- "Hold on, hold on."
- "We don't have time, stop moving."
- "Cover us while I heal you."
- "I'm gonna heal you, keep shooting."
- "Keep 'em off us while I heal you."
- [Specific for The Hotel]
- "Alright, don't tell the others I'm doing this... I'm only doing this for you."
- "Hold still, I'm probably gonna regret this, but let me use this on you."
- "Hold still, I've done this before."
- "Quit moving around, I've seen worse."
- "Man up for a minute, I'm gonna fix you up."
Pills
Spotting
- "Pills here!" (3 versions)
- "We got pills here." (2 versions)
Taking
- "I got pills."
- "I can always use these."
- "I'll hold on to these pills."
- "Pills."
Using
- "Ah, a little pick me up."
- "A little pick me up, that's good."
- "Okay. Now to find me some real first aid."
- "Okay, that's gonna last for a bit."
Adrenaline Shot
Spotting
- "Adrenaline shot here!"
Taking
- "Grabbing a shot!"
Giving Pills/Adrenaline
- "It is more blessed to give than to receive."
- "Have this."
- "Just take this."
- "This is for you."
- "Here, I don't need this."
- "Take it, just take it."
- "Take this!"
- "Grab this!"
- "Take it!"
- [Dead Center exclusive]
- "Hey you, take this."
- "Hey what's-your-name, here you go."
Defibrillator
Spotting
- "Got some chest paddles."
- "Defib unit here!"
- "Got a defib unit."
- "Chest paddles here!"
- "Defibrillator here!"
Saved by Defibrillator
- "AHH! Stop shocking me!"
- "AHH... Right, that was some serious shit!"
Reviving Another Survivor with the Defibrillator
- "Clear!"
- "Come on!" (2 versions)
- "Work, damn it!" (2 versions)
Slipped Off Of Ledge
- "Guys, I seem to have slipped!"
- "I'm hanging here!"
- "Hey, gimme a hand!"
- "I need a hand!"
Hanging From Ledge
- "Get your asses over here and help me!"
- "Somebody needs to help me up!"
- "Don't be leaving me here, dammit, help!"
Still Hanging
- "I'm hanging over here!"
- "Don't even think of leaving me here!"
- "Could use a hand over here!"
- "Could use some help here!"
Hand Slips from Ledge (unused)
- "Woah!" (3 versions)
- "Ah!"
- "Hey!"
Falling
- "Heeeeeeeelp!" (2 versions)
- "Noooooo!"
- "Whoooooah!"
Low Health
- "Goddammit, goddammit, god... dammit!"
- "Don't worry, don't worry... I'm not done yet."
- "What was I thinking coming down here?"
- "If I go, you guys are gonna miss me!"
- "I have seriously felt better."
- "Pull yourself together, man. You're [grunts in pain] fallin' apart!"
- "This is not [grunts in pain] how it's gonna end."
- "You're gonna have to do better than that to kill me!"
- "I am sick... and tired... of being sick and tired."
- "Ain't this a bitch."
- "Well, at least I didn't catch the flu."
- "This is some crap."
- "I gotta take better (grunts) care of myself."
- "Okay, alright, I can do this... I can do this..."
- "Argh, I really screwed the pooch back there."
- "Goddammit, I can't believe this."
- "Not dead yet, but not exactly healthy."
- "Don't worry about me, I'll be ok."
- "I'm not dead yet."
- "Quit being a baby, you've felt worse after a night of drinking."
- "I am not gonna die down here."
- "I'm not dyin' in the middle of nowhere."
- "I really screwed the pooch back there."
Black and White
- "I'm not going to make it much longer, my friends... I am seriously screwed up!"
- "Well, boys, this looks like it for me!"
- "Doesn't this beat all... I'm about to die!"
- "Alright, I gotta call uncle here. I need some help."
- "Man... It's been a long time since I felt this bad."
Responding to Survivors inside Safe room
- [When the other survivors are in the safe room]
- "Can't you see I'm limpin' here?" (2 versions
- "I'm trying to hurry!"
- "I'm goin' as fast as I can!"
- [When low on health in Swamp Fever]
- "I am not going to become gator food..."
- "I am not going to die in this swamp..."
- '[When low on health in Hard Rain]
- "Never get out of the boat. Never get out of the boat. Never get out of the boat." (a reference to Apocalypse Now)
- "What the hell were we thinking stopping here?"
- "Some milk run this turned out to be."
- [From the Zombie Survival Guide Trailer/When low on health on The Parish]
- "I have not... come this far... to die now!"
- "I am not... going to die... in this city."
Reviving Another Survivor
- [Asking a Survivor how they're doing]
- "Lemme look at you."
- "You gonna be ok?"
- "Are you gonna be ok?"
- "How you holding up?"
- "Easy there, fireball, easy."
- "Easy there, fireball."
- "You hurt?"
- "Everything working?"
- "You in one piece?"
- "You're not gonna die on me, are you?"
- "Are you gonna die?"
- "You gonna make it?"
- "You ok?" (2 versions)
- "Ok?" (2 versions)
- "You good?" (2 versions)
- "We... I... need you for a little longer, so let's get you back on your feet."
- "Come on, get up. You're not dead yet."
- "Come on, get up. Get up, you're not dead yet."
- "It seems like every time I turn around, you are down on the ground, now let's get you up."
- "We can't afford to lose you...yet. So let's get you up."
- "This is nothing. You're gonna be as good as new once I get you up."
- "You have to learn to take care of yourself, or you'll keep ending up down here."
- "You have to take better care of yourself. Now let's get you up."
- "Come on, pull yourself together. We gotta get you up."
- "Look at you laying there. It's time to get up."
- "If I get you up, you promise not to shoot me anymore?"
- "Come on, I've seen worse, let's get your butt up."
- "It's a miracle you lasted this long, let's get you on your feet."
- "Settle down, settle down, everything's gonna be ok."
- "I'm not gonna leave you behind, let's get you up."
- "You're tougher than you look. Let's get you back on your feet."
- "Relax, you're gonna be ok, I've seen a lot worse, come on."
- "Don't worry, don't worry, I can get you back up."
- "Alright, don't worry, don't worry, I can get you back up."
- "This is nothin'. You'll be as good as new once I get you up."
- "Come on, still lot's to be done."
- "Rise and shine."
- "Let's hit the road."
- "Here we go."
- "Up and at 'em."
- "Let's roll."
- "You owe me one."
- "Let's have a look at you."
- "Time to get some revenge." (2 versions)
- "Let's go."
- "See? All good."
- "Good as new."
- "Let's go kill some zombies."
- [Reviving Coach]
- "Get up, you aren't leaving me with those two."
- "Get up, please? You aren't leaving me with those two."
- [Reviving Ellis]
- "Come on champ, let's get you on your feet, you'll be ok." (2 versions)
- [Reviving a Survivor after incapacitating them with friendly fire]
- "Let me say- look, if I did this, I'm- I- [pause] I apologize."
- "I'll just, if I did this, I'm sorry."
Helping a Survivor off a ledge
- "Don't worry, I'll bail your ass out of this mess."
- "Easy there, fireball. Let's get you up."
- "Did you miss me? C'mon, let's get you up."
- "I gotcha, just relax, lemme get you up."
Reviving Another Survivor While Under Attack
- "Get up, get up, get up!"
- "Aw shit, get up, get up!"
- "Ah shit, come on, come on, come on." (2 versions)
- "We don't have time for this, get up!"
- "Time to move, let's go!"
- "Let's go, on your feet, let's go!"
Reviving Another Survivor On Last Down
- "You're starting to worry me. I can get you up, but you go down again, and that's it."
- "You seriously cannot go down again, 'kay? 'Cause if you do... you're not going to make it."
- "I can't lie to you, you are messed up. If you don't get yourself healed up, that's it."
Incapacitated
- "I'm down!" (2 versions)
- "Down!" (2 versions)
Still Incapacitated
- "I need some help!"
- "I can't do this on my own, could use some help!"
- "Somebody wanna lend me a hand here?"
- "Help!"
- "Hey, over here!"
Revived
- [Responding to a Survivor asking how he is]
- "Same as always."
- "You tell me."
- "I'm not exactly 'great'".
- "I'm cool. I'm cool."
- "I'm good, I'm good. Get me up."
- "Don't worry about me."
- "Good enough."
- "I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine."
- "Oh, I'm fine."
- "Well, what do I look like?"
- "Oh, I'm super."
- "I've been better!"
- "Just get me up... please..."
- "I'll be fine."
- [Sarcastic] "Oh I'm great."
- "Fan-freakin'-tastic. That's how I am."
- "I'll live, let's go."
- "I've been better." (2 versions)
- "Don't worry, just get me up."
- [When revived by Rochelle]
- "Thanks, Ro."
- [When revived by Ellis]
- "Thanks, killer."
- [When revived by Coach]
- "Thanks, bro."
Survivor death
- "Ah, SHIT!"
- "We just screwed our odds..."
- "I think... we just became longshots."
Two dead Survivors
- "Well shit, we're a twosome for here on out."
- "Looks like it's just you and me."
- "Hey Ellis? Don't let me down."
- (Used when both Rochelle and Coach are dead)
Rochelle
- "Good night, Rochelle."
- "I can think of two other people I would have rather seen go first."
- "There goes repopulating the Earth."
- "Ah shit, Rochelle."
- "Rochelle."
- "Guys? What are we gonna do now?"
Coach
- "Shit, Coach... I'll miss ya."
- "Goddamn it, Coach, what'd you leave me with?" (2 versions)
- "Later, Coach..."
- "Ah... Coach..."
- "I'm gonna miss you, big guy."
Ellis
- "Hey Ellis y'know that shit I was sayin'? I was just joking, right?"
- "Ah... Ellis..."
- "Ellis..."
- "Ellis, I'm surprised you lasted as long as you did."
- [In The Hotel, while unfamiliar]
- "He was kind of annoying, but he could shoot a gun." (2 versions)
- "It's no time for mourning, let's go."
- [When both Coach and Rochelle are dead]
- "Hey Ellis, you know all those things I said? I was kidding."
Trapped in a Rescue Closet
- "Someone wanna come get me outta here?"
- "You guys out there? Come and get me!"
- "I need somebody's help for just five seconds!"
- "Can one of you people come and get me? Please?"
- "I'm trapped in a room!"
- "I cannot get out of here by myself!"
- "Come on, guys, get me out of here!"
- "Just this once I need some help!"
- "You know I'm going to be a big help, just get me out of here!"
- "I'm no use to anyone in here, get me out of here!"
- "Goddamnit, I am stuck in here, get me out!"
- "Alright, who's available to get me out of here?"
Team kill (unused)
- "Don't you think we should be killing the zombies instead?"
- "What in the hell kinda strategy is that?"
- "WHAT?! This is hard enough without you helping the freaks!"
General
- "Everybody grab a weapon!"
- "Weapons over here!"
- "Guns here."
Ammunition
- "Ammo here." (3 versions)
- "Ammo." (2 versions)
Reloading
- "Reloading!" (13 versions)
- "Reloading here!"
- "Gotta reload!"
Any Melee Weapon
- "Nice!"
- "Hell yeah."
- "This feels good."
- "This could be fun."
- "Can save some bullets with this one."
- "That'll come in handy."
- "I am going to beat the shit outta something with this."
Axe
- "A freakin' axe!"
- "Axe."
Baseball Bat
- "This is nice. I'm gonna crack some heads with it."
- "I'm gonna crack some heads with this."
- Nick: "This brings back some good memories."
- Coach: "You play ball, Nick?"
- Nick: "Nope. Bouncer at a club."
Frying pan
- "A skillet!"
- "This'll work."
- "Gonna bonk some heads with this!"
- "Frying pan!"
Cricket Bat
- "Gonna whack the shit outta somethin' with this!"
- "I am gonna whack the shit outta somethin' with this!"
- "Got a Cricket Bat!"
- "Cricket bat here!"
Machete
- "Machete here."
- "Got a machete."
Golf Club
- "Grabbin' a driver!
- "Club here."
- "Golf club."
- "Grabbin' a golf club."
- "Driver!"
- "FORE!"
Katana
- "Ninja sword here!"
- "Grabbin' a sword!"
Chainsaw
- "Chainsaw here!"
- "Got a Chainsaw!"
Rampaging with Chainsaw
- "DIE, DIE!"
- "SUCK ON THIS!"
- "YEAH! DIE!"
- "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
Crowbar
- "Crowbar!"
- "Grabbin' a crowbar!"
- "I cannot WAIT to find a crate!"
Nightstick
- "Nightstick here!"
- "Grabbin' a nightstick!"
Guitar
- "Guitar here!"
- "Grabbin' a guitar!"
Magnum
- "Niiiiiiice!"
- "Hell yeah!"
P220 Pistol
- "Grabbing the pistol."
- "Pistol."
- "Second pistol."
Grenade Launcher
- "Grenade launcher here!"
- "Time to make some zombie soup."
- "Hell yeah, grenade launcher!"
- "Got a grenade launcher!"
M60
- "Shit, this is heavy."
- "Shit. Now this is a gun!"
- "Now this is a gun."
- "Big gun!"
- "I'm grabbin' the big gun."
- "Grabbin' the chain gun!"
Assault Rifle and Variants
- "Taking the rifle." (2 versions)
- "Grabbing the assault rifle." (2 versions)
- "Assault rifle."
Auto Shotgun and Combat Shotgun
- "I got the shotgun."
- "Shotgun for me."
- "Taking the shotgun."
- "Shotgun."
Pump Shotgun and Chrome Shotgun
- "Going with the shotgun."
- "Shotgun."
- "Taking the shotgun."
Sniper Rifle and Hunting Rifle
- "Sniper for me." (2 versions)
- "I'll snipe." (2 versions)
Submachine Gun and Silenced Submachine Gun
- "Taking the machine gun."
- "Going with the machine gun."
Pipe bomb
Spotting
- "There's a pipe bomb here."
- "Pipe bomb!"
- "Pipe bombs!"
- "Grab a pipe bomb."
- "Pipe bomb here."
Taking
- "Grabbing a pipe bomb."
- "Pipe bomb."
Throwing
- "Pipe bomb out!" (2 versions)
- "Chase this, you zombie bastards!"
- "Grenade!"
- "Throwing a pipe bomb!" (2 versions)
- "Pipe bomb!"
Molotov
Spotting
- "Molotov here."
- "Molotovs."
- "We got Molotovs."
Taking
- "Grabbin' a Molotov."
- "Molotov."
Throwing
- "Throwing a Molotov!" (2 versions)
- "Fire coming!"
- "Molotov!"
- "Lighting it up!" (2 versions)
Bile bomb
Spotting
- "Is that a bottle of puke?"
- "That can't be a bottle of puke, is it?" (Dead Center only)
- "Boomer Bile here!"
Taking
- "Grabbin' a bile jar!"
- "Grabbin' puke!"
- [Supplemental: said after the regular quote on Dead Center only]
- "...for some reason."
- "I can't believe I just said that."
Throwing
- "Incoming!"
- "Fight amongst yourselves!"
- "Puke in the hole!"
Explosive Ammunition
- "Grabbin' some frag rounds!"
- "Explosive rounds here!"
- "Frag rounds here!"
- "Deploying frag rounds."
Incendiary Ammunition
Spotting
- "Fire bullets here!"
Taking
- "Grabbin' fire bullets!"
Deploying
- "Everybody grab some incendiary ammo!"
- "Let's start some fires, people!"
- "Deploying fire bullets!"
Laser Sight
- "Laser sights here!" (2 versions)
- "We got some laser sights!"
Infected Related
Horde Alerted
- "This is why we've got guns!"
- "Goddammit, it's gettin' good!"
- "It's about to get serious!"
- "We got inbound!"
- "They're comin'!"
- "Here they come!"
- "Get ready!"
Infected Behind the Survivors
- "They're behind us!"
- "Behind us!" (2 versions)
- "Behind!"
Killing a Special Infected
- "Got it!" (3 versions)
- "It's dead!"
- "Dead." (2 versions)
- "Got 'em." (2 versions)
- "Done like dinner."
- "Bulls-eye." (2 versions)
- "That's a hit!"
- "Hit!"
- [Responding to Ellis claiming a kill]
- "I don't think so Ellis."
Another Survivor Killed a Special Infected
- "Nice shot!" (4 versions)
- "How'd you... do that?"
- "Good shooting."
- "Nice shooting."
- "Nice shot, ace."
- "Impressive."
- "Alright, Coach." (2 versions)
- "You're getting the hang of this, Ellis." (2 versions)
- "Damn, Rochelle!"
- "Rochelle... damn!"
- "Damn, Rochelle, nice!"
Zombie Behind Another Survivor
- "Look out!"
- "Watch out!"
- "Head's up!"
Boomer
Hearing
- "You hear that Boomer?" (2 versions)
- "You hear that Boomer? Don't let him spew on you."
- "Boomer around. Don't shoot him if he's near me. Okay?"
- "Keep a lookout, I hear a Boomer."
- "I hear a Boomer."
Spotting
- "Boomer!" (4 versions)
- "We got a Boomer!" (2 versions)
[Dead Center]
- "Goiter man!"
- "Aunt Bee!"
- "Fat guy!" (2 versions)
- "Fatty!"
- "Watch out for the- the big, fat thing!"
- "It's the fat barf bag!"
- "That's what they call a Boomer!"
Vomited on
- "I'm blind!"
- "Oh, goddammit!"
- "Argh, this is nasty shit!"
- "Godammit. I am covered in vomit again."
Charger
Hearing
- "Keep your eyes peeled, I hear a Charger."
- "I hear a Charger." (2 versions)
- "Charger around, get ready." (2 versions)
- "You hear that Charger?" (2 versions)
Spotting
- "Charger!" (3 versions)
- "We got a Charger!"
[Dead Center]
- "Hillbilly!"
- "Overalls!"
- "One Arm!"
- "It's that thing that runs at you!"
- "I'm guessing that's a Charger!"
Being Pummeled
- "Shoot the big guy pounding me into the ground!"
- "Can someone shoot this goddamn thing?!"
- "This thing is beatin' my ass!"
- "Kill this goddamn thing!"
- "Shoot him! Shoot him!"
- "The Charger's got me!"
- "Shoot the Charger!"
- "Kill the Charger!"
Hunter
Hearing
- "I hear a Hunter."
- "Pay attention, there's a Hunter around."
- "You hear that Hunter?"
Spotting
- "We got a Hunter!" (2 versions)
- "Hunter!" (3 versions)
[Dead Center]
- "Scrawny little bitch I'm gonna kill!"
- "Jumper!"
- "Leaper!"
- "It's that fast bastard that jumps at you!"
- "I think they call those things Hunters!"
Pounced on
- "GET IT OFF ME!" (5 versions)
- "GET IT OFF!" (5 versions)
- "GET IT- GET IT-" (2 versions)
Survivor is Pounced
- "Hunter on [name of Survivor]!"
- "Hunter's got [name of Survivor]!"
[Dead Center]
Jockey
Hearing
- "One of those little Jockey bastards is around." (2 versions)
- "Jockeys' around..." (2 versions)
- "I can hear a Jockey." (2 versions)
Spotting
- "Jockey!" (3 versions)
[Dead Center]
- "Little freak!"
- "Little guy!" (2 versions)
- "It's that little Jockey bastard!"
- "I think they're called Jockeys."
Being Ridden
- "Shoot this thing on my back!"
- "Shoot this thing off my back!"
- "Jockey on me!"
- "Jockey! Jockey!"
- "Kill this Jockey on me!"
- "The Jockey's got me!"
Another Survivor being Ridden
- Ellis: "That don't look dignified!"
- Nick: "No, it doesn't."
- "Ten bucks says he takes him to the right…"
Smoker
Hearing
- "There's a Smoker around here." (2 versions)
- "Smoker's around."
- "I hear a Smoker."
Spotting
- "Smoker!" (3 versions)
- "We got a Smoker!"
[Dead Center]
- "Tongue!"
- "The smokin' thing!"
Grabbed
- "Smoker's got me!"
- "No!" (5 versions)
- "No, no!" (2 versions)
- "No, no, no!" (2 versions)
- "Smoker's-...!"
- "...got me!"
[Dead Center]
- "Freaking tongue!?"
- "What? Ahh, gross shit."
- "What the hell?!"
- "What's this shit?!"
- "Something's got me!"
Being Choked
- "Shoot the tongue! [grunts] Shoot--Shoot the tongue!"
- "Smoke--Smoker's got me!"
- "Smoker's got me!"
Spitter
Hearing
- "Spitter around."
- "I hear a Spitter." (2 versions)
- "There's a Spitter around." (3 versions)
Spotting
- "Spitter." (2 versions)
- "We got a Spitter."
[Dead Center]
- "Green thing!"
- "Neck!"
Spit Incoming
- "Hot stuff coming!"
- "We got goo coming!"
- "Fire spit coming!" (2 versions)
- "We got goo!" (2 versions)
- "Goo, incoming!"
- "It's that bug-spitting bitch!"
- "They've been calling those things Spitters."
Spit On
- "I got hit by burning goo shit!" (2 versions)
- "I got hit by the burning goo shit!"
- "Goddammit, I'm covered in goo!"
- "Let's get out of the goo!"
- "Get out of the goo!"
Spit On in Dead Center
- "Ugh, what in the hell did that thing just do?!"
- "Ugh, what is this shit on me?!"
- "Ugh, what am I covered in?!"
Tank
Spotting
- "Tank inbound!"
- "Tank! TANK!"
- "Man up, we got a Tank!"
- "Get ready, we got a Tank!"
- "Hold steady! Tank!"
- "Get ready! Tank!"
- "We got a Tank!"
- "Tank!" (3 versions)
Spotting in Dead Center
- "I hope that's not bulletproof." (2 versions)
- "We are screwed." (2 versions)
- "Maybe if we don't move, it won't see us." (2 versions)
- "Okay, that's reason to panic." (2 versions)
- "What in the hell sign of the apocalypse is that?" (2 versions)
- "Holy shit! Big freakin' zombie!" (2 versions)
- "We have a problem!" (2 versions)
Reloading (fighting Tank)
- "Kill the Tank!"
- "Shoot the Tank!"
- "Shoot the damn tank!"
- "Shoot it! Shoot it!"
- "Everyone shoot the Tank!"
- "You! Shoot the Tank!"
- "Keep shooting!"
Attacked while Incapacitated
- "Freaking Tank is- Argh! It's killing me!"
- "The freaking Tank is killing me!"
- "Mother of m- Argh! This thing is killing me!"
- "Mother of mercy, this thing is killing me!"
- "Do you see this -Argh! This big g- Argh! This thing on me?!"
- "Do you see this big giant thing on me?!"
Witch
Hearing
- "I think I hear my ex-wife."
- "Sounds like a Witch." (2 versions)
- "I hear a Witch."
- "Everybody hear that Witch?"
- [Dead Center]
- "Oh there's a sound that's familiar."
- "That sound is familiar."
- "I don't like the sound of this crying." (2 versions)
- "A crying woman… What, you think she's sad the mall's closed?"
- "A crying woman... You think she's sad the mall's closed?"
[Lights Off]
- "Kill your light."
- "Everybody, lights off."
- "Lights off."
Spotting
- "We got a witch."
- "Witch." (2 versions)
Witch is Being Disturbed
- "Can we leave that Witch alone?"
- "That Witch is getting angry!"
- "Leave the Witch alone!"
- "Stay away from the Witch!"
- "Watch out, that Witch is getting angry!"
- [If Ellis is disturbing the Witch]
- "Ellis! Leave that Witch alone!"
Witch is Startled
- "Holy shit!"
- "Goddammit!"
- "Shit!"
- "No!!!!"
- "Bitch!"
Being Chased
- "This bitch is chasing me!"
- "Shoot the Witch! Shoot the Witch! Shoot the Witch! What're you doing?! Shoot her!"
- "Shoot the Witch! Shoot the Witch! Shoot the Witch!"
- "Ahhhh, I pissed the Witch off!" (2 versions)
- "Witch coming! Witch coming!"
Uncommon Infected
Hazmat Infected
- "Guess those suits don't stop bites."
- "Are those guys fireproof?"
- "Hazmat guys!"
Jimmy Gibbs Jr.
- "God DAMN you, Jimmy Gibbs Junior!"
- "Holy shit!"
Fallen Survivor
- "Is that a Survivor?!"
- "Kill that zombie, he's got something!"
- "Did that zombie just drop something?"
- "That zombie dropped something!"
- "That zombie's got something, kill it!"
- "Get that zombie, he's got something!"
- "That zombie just dropped something!"
- "What's that zombie got?"
- "What did that zombie drop?"
- "I think that zombie dropped something!"
Clown Infected
- "Kill the clown, he's attracting more zombies!"
- "Kill the clown!"
- "That squeaking is driving the zombies crazy!"
- "Shoot the clown!"
- "Kill every clown you see!"
Mudmen
- "Mudders!" (3 versions)
- "Watch out, mudmen!"
Riot infected
- "Those zombies are wearing armor!" (2 versions, one is a question)
- "Shoot the armored zombies in the back!"
Level Specific
Dead Center
The Hotel
Intro
- "So much for the rescue, any ideas?"
- "We're still here!"
- "Where the hell's the copter going? We're right here!" (3 versions)
- "Hey, get back here!" (2 versions)
- "Goddammit, we just missed it!" (3 versions)
- "Dammit, we just missed it."
- "Hey, come back!"
- "Hey, come back, I'm here! There's still someone down here!"
- "You could've yelled if you wanted."
- "Goddammit, they left us!"
- "They saw us alright and they're not coming back."
- "Not to burst your bubble sport, but this building is burning down. They're not coming back."
- "Okay, helicopters don't come back when you yell at 'em. Now we know that." (2 versions)
- "Good, that's decided. Moving on: I think this building's on fire, so I'd like to leave this building."
- "Good, that's decided. Moving on: I think this building's on fire, so... I'd like to leave it."
- "Okay. Helicopters don't come back when you yell at 'em. Valuable lesson, you three tuck that away for later. Now grab a weapon and follow me. This goddamn building's on fire."
- "Hey! Loud girl. Hayseed. Tons of fun. This building is on FIRE. Grab a weapon and let's get the hell out of here."
- "It's flying away from the burning building we're standing on; let's follow its lead and get the hell out of here."
- "Okay, we all had a turn yelling at the helicopter. Good. Moving on: I think the building's on fire."
- "Grab something; I got a feeling this isn't gonna be easy."
- "We better arm ourselves. I hope you three know how to fight. You don't look it."
- "If the world's goin' to hell, I'm taking a weapon."
- "Everybody grab a weapon. I get the feeling we're gonna need 'em."
- "Lets grab some weapons. I have a feeling something's down there..."
- "I hope you three know how to fight—you don't look it."
- [Responding to another Survivor]
- "Then so am I. Grab a weapon, let's go. I think the goddamn building's on fire."
- "Jesus, are you from here? Ugh, look at you, that is so depressing."
- [When the group encounters the Infected]
- "Holy shit! It's zombies!"
- "Oh, this is unexpected."
- "These don't look like people."
- "Jesus Christ, what are these things?!"
- "I don't know about you, but I'm killing these things!"
- "Zombies, eh? I knew zombies were real."
- [Studying the map]
- "If that map's right, New Orleans might be the last place in America that can get us out alive."
- "According to this map, the only place left standing is New Orleans."
- "Jesus, the whole country's fallen."
- "This map is NOT good news."
- "According to this map, there aren't a whole lot of options."
- "Looks like New Orleans is the last place on Earth that can get us out alive."
- "Dammit, elevator's out!"
- [When fire explodes in the hallway next to the nonfunctional elevators]
- "Alright, I'm not walking through THAT. Let's find another way."
- "Let's find another way. This suit's flammable."
- "Shit! This place's burning up fast!"
- "Get out to the ledge!"
- "Out here, let's try the ledge!"
- "We can use this ledge to get around the fire!"
- "This elevator's still working!"
- "Technically... you're not supposed to use an elevator on a fire. But that might not apply during a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE."
- "Everybody get in the elevator!"
- [Everyone in the elevator]
- "Push the button!"
- [While in the elevator]
- "So you guys got names, or what?"
- "Anyone get bit? Isn't that how this works?"
- "Well, I'm glad I got that out of the way. Now, did anyone get bit?"
- "There's blood on me, but it ain't mine."
- "Nice work out there."
- "Okay, let's keep this up."
- "I normally go solo, but under these circumstances, I'm thinking we stick together. Call me Nick. You got names?"
- "Hey, what's your name?"
- "Nick. Name's Nick. You all did good. What are your names?" (2 versions)
- "Name's Nick, but don't bother learning it 'cause I ain't sticking around long."
- "Name's Nick, but don't worry about learning it 'cause I ain't sticking around long."
- "Name's Nick. From the looks of you three, I'm the only one here who knows how to fire a weapon."
- "Name's Nick. I'm gonna get out of this piece-of-shit city if it kills me."
- "Nick. That's all you need to know."
- "Nick." (3 versions)
- "Nick. Not that it matters, 'cuz I think we should split up when this thing opens."
- "Name's Nick." (3 versions)
- "I'm Nicolas... Nick."
- "You can call me Nick." (2 versions)
- "Hey Coach, call me Nick.
- "Coach, you can call me Nick."
- "Kid, the name's Nick." (2 versions)
- [Responding to other Survivors]
- "Hm. This would be really awkward if I gave a shit about your feelings."
- "You did good out there Rochelle."
- "No, I'm good." (2 versions)
- [While in the elevator and another Survivor is dead]
- "And then there were three."
- "We're pretty screwed."
- "Was it Ellis? Doesn't matter now."
- "I think it was Coach. Don't matter now."
- "I think she said it was Rochelle."
- [Ready to open the elevator doors at the bottom]
- "Get ready."
- "I bet there's gonna be somethin' waiting for us out there, so let's get ready."
- "Alright, we're all friends now. Get ready."
- "Search these rooms, might be somethin' we can use."
- "We can get through here."
- [Preparing to jump down the elevator shaft (Unused)]
- "Down this shaft."
- "We can jump down the elevator shaft."
- [Picking up a primary weapon after leaving the elevator (Unused)]
- "Haha, now let's see who's the monster."
- "Shotgun, you complete me."
- "Finally, a goddamn gun."
- "This shit'll even up the score."
- "Whacking things in the head was fun, but..."
- "I do love guns."
- "I used to steal these from cops back in high school."
- "If my friends ever saw me using a cop's gun..."
- "Ha, that's more like it."
- "Now we're talkin'!"
- [Everyone in the safe room]
- "I think we should close the door."
The Streets
- "Sounds good to me!"
- "A gun store sounds like a fine place to stop."
- Nick: "I guess living here's finally paying off."
- Coach: "Mister, I don't think I like your attitude."
- Nick: "Whatever."
- "Get me to the mall and I'll make it worth your while."
- "Mall must be close."
- "Over the dumpster."
- "Over this dumpster."
- [Entering Whitaker's Gun Shop]
- "Candy store for adults!"
- "Let's grab some guns, we got shit to shoot!"
- "I'm not legally allowed to own a gun... hope everyone's okay with that."
- [Talking to Whitaker before entering the Mall]
- "So let me get this straight: we get you your shit and you'll help us get to the mall, right? Okay, you screw us, and I will kill you with your own gun."
- "Thanks for the guns, honestly. We all appreciate it. But you better not be screwing with us."
- "Sure. Why not?"
- "Sir, for the use of this gun, I am willing to go get you your Cola."
- "Get ready, this is gonna set off the alarm!"
- "Get the Cola!"
- "Grab the Cola!"
- "Somebody grab the Cola!"
- "I got his Cola, let's go!"
- "We got it, let's go!"
- "Got the Cola!"
- "Barrier's down, let's get out of here!"
- "There goes the tanker; Let's get out of here!"
- "That's one way to open a path!"
- "I gotta respect that!"
- "THAT is how you clear a path!"
- "I'll be damned. We actually made it to the mall!"
- "Well we made it! Let's hope there's still somebody here."
- "Okay, we made it! Let's hope there's still somebody here."
- "Okay, we made it to the mall. Barely."
The Mall
- "If anyone sees a men's store, let me know. I've got blood on my suit." (Possible reference to the Spy from Team Fortress 2)
- "Let's go find the evacuation center. I'm already sick of this place."
- "Ugh, God, I hate malls!"
- [Upon spotting the store "Disco Pants and Hair Cuts"]
- "Disco pants and haircuts. Man, lots of space in this mall." (Reference to The Blues Brothers)
- "Up this escalator!"
- "Down that escalator!"
- "I'm get a sinking feeling this alarm's gonna get us some attention."
- "I got a sick feeling this alarm's gonna get us some attention."
- "Keep going up!"
- "Up, up, keep moving!"
- "Turn off that alarm!"
- "We gotta turn off this alarm!"
- "We need to turn off this alarm!"
- "Is there some way to turn off this alarm?!"
- "How do we turn this alarm off?"
- "Got it."
- "Alarm off!"
- "Thanks for turning off that alarm!"
- "Man, that was driving me crazy!"
- "You know what, I can take the zombies, but not that goddamn noise!"
- "Agh, Jesus, I knew it! There's nothing here!"
- "Okay, so the evac station's abandoned, annnnd we're at the center of a zombie-filled building. On the bright side? We're all probably gonna die."
- "CEDA. Leaving me twice in one day, lesson learned."
- "No one's alive in here."
- "We aren't getting saved!"
The Atrium
- [Seeing Jimmy Gibbs Jr. Poster]
- "Who the hell is Jimmy Gibbs Jr.?"
- "I'm getting sick at looking at this guy's face!"
- "Really? 'Cause he looks like an asshole."
- "HELL YEAH! Next stop: New Orleans!"
- "Hit it, Ellis!"
- "What a fun road trip this'll be."
The Passing
The Riverbank
- [Start of Campaign; talking with Francis]
- Nick: "I'm telling you the last goddamn time: Lower the goddamn bridge, you greasy vest-wearing monkey!"
[Alt] "Okay, listen to me, jackass, lower the goddamn bridge so we can drive our goddamn car across!"
- Francis: "Go to Hell, suit."
[Alt] "Bite me, Colonel Sanders!" (2 versions)
- [In response to Francis, who states he is a cop]
- "That guy's no cop."
- "I'll tell ya' somethin'. That guy is no cop."
- "So we find this historic section, go under the river, and then we kick that biker-dude's ass, right?"
- [When talking to Zoey]
- Zoey: "Sorry I can't lower the bridge."
- Nick: "That's terrific, cupcake. Look, is there a man up there we can talk to?"
- Zoey: "Boohoo, I don't know what to do... Go to Hell, Colonel Sanders!"
- Rochelle: "I can't believe you used to be a con artist."
- Nick: "Hey, lighten up. Man, no one can take a joke anymore."
[Alt] "Would you lighten up?... Man, no one can take a joke anymore."
- [Upon seeing Foot Locker]
- "Search these lockers!"
- "What's in here?"
- "Let's see what's in here!"
- "Let's open this up."
- "Check it out. Open it up!"
- [Reacting to the Bride Witch]
- "Careful. I've seen a bride just like this before."
- Coach: "Man, I hope we don't see a Tank in a tuxedo."
- "Wedding music, and a crying woman left at the altar. This is bringing back some bad memories."
- "Wedding dress, crying... this brings back some bad memories."
- "Careful... I've seen a bride just like this before."
- "Ellis. Maybe you should grab that dress for your new girlfriend."
- "Ah Christ, this is more depressing than zombies."
- "Ah shit, a wedding... this is more depressing than the zombies."
- "I hate going to weddings."
- "It's not easy to get blood out of a wedding dress... don't ask me how I know that."
- "I think we're a little late for this wedding."
- [Mocking Ellis' accent]
- "Hey, Ellis, look! It's another angel!"
- "Careful. I've seen a bride just like this before."
- [Upon crowning a Bride Witch]
- "Honeymoon's over... bitch!"
- "That has been a fantasy of mine for a long, long time."
- "He ain't comin' back, honey."
- "Now that's a shotgun wedding."
- [Upon startling a Bride Witch]
- "Here comes the bride!"
- [Upon being attacked by a Bride Witch]
- "This bride is killing me!"
- [When Coach is looking for the wedding cake]
- "Coach, no time for cake."
[Alt] "Coach, no time for cake. I'll keep an eye out for some, okay, buddy?"
- "Coach, no time for cake."
The Underground
- [Safe room]
- "I don't have a problem with leaving the car AND you behind. Okay, Ellis?"
- "If anybody sees any hand sanitizer, let me know."
- Coach: "You're not scared of one little germ, are you, Nick?"
- Nick: "One germ nearly wiped out the entire human race, so YES!"
- [Alternate Line]
- Rochelle: (laughs) "You're kidding, right?"
- Nick: "Yeah, hahaha, a little more hand sanitizer and we wouldn't be in this mess."
- "Boiled nuts? Coach, come on, what is wrong with you southerners?"
- [Teasing Rochelle about Francis]
- "What's the matter, Rochelle? Playin' hard to get?"
[Alt] "What's the matter, sweetie? Playin' hard to get?" - "I saw the way you were lookin' at him!"
- "Look, there are probably ten guys left on the planet, Rochelle, and you aren't getting any younger, sweetie."
- "What's the matter, Rochelle? Playin' hard to get?"
- [Upon entering the tattoo parlor]
- "Y'know, I've never done a color tattoo before..."
- "Who wants a tattoo?"
- "Hey Ellis, maybe you should get a tattoo of that Zoey girl on your butt."
- "Ellis, did you get that girl's name? 'Cause I can tattoo it on your ass. She'll like that."
- "Rochelle, do you want me to tattoo your boyfriend's name on your arm? I'll just write 'Greasy Pig', we all know who we're talking about."
- "I'm gonna get one that says no."
- [Upon seeing the suitcase full of guns and money]
- "I like the way this guy packs!"
- "Don't mind if I do."
- [While crossing the plank several stories above ground]
- [Upon seeing the Midnight Riders' tourbus]
- "I must be dreaming."
- "Did anyone else see that?!"
- "What in the hell was that?!"
- [Upon entering the sewers]
- "Oh, this is some gross shit."
- "A sewer filled with bodies! This is sanitary."
- [After entering the water]
- "It's just a storm sewer, it is just a STORM sewer..."
- Ellis: "Don't smell like one."
- Nick: "Ellis, I need this."
- Rochelle: "Hey Nick! Splash fight?"
- Nick: "NOOOOO!"
- [Alt] "Don't you dare."
- "Seriously, look, I'll give any one of ya' a thousand bucks to whoever gives me a piggyback ride." [Note: the subtitles say "dollars" but Nick says "bucks"]
- "I am breathing shit air into my lungs. It is being absorbed into my bloodstream. I am literally full of shit."
- "Here's a pleasant thought: Any one of us gets pounced, we're going to be fully submerged in shit water."
- "Seriously, is nobody else freaked out right now? We are walking through a sewer."
- "I am walking through a toilet. Thank you, Jimmy Gibbs."
- [To self]
- "Hey Nick, what's new? Oh, not much, I couldn't drive Jimmy Gibbs' stock car over a bridge, so I'm crawlin' through a shit-filled sewer so I can lower it. You?"
- "It's just a storm sewer, it is just a STORM sewer..."
- [In response to Ellis' comment about his suit]
- "I hate you, Ellis!"
- Ellis: "Well, I still like you, Nick."
- [During the Gauntlet Crescendo]
- "Goddammit! Back into the shit water!"
- "Shit! Back in the toilet."
- "Back in the water."
- "Don't stop in the sewer!"
- Nick: "Yeah, a tunnel. I guess you're right, Coach. History is coming alive."
- Coach: "Shut up, Nick!"
- Ellis: "Actually, I think it's true."
- Coach: "Both of you, shut up!"
- [During the tour]
- "So... it's an antique basement, then... fantastic."
- "Looks like the tour is in the Jazz Club."
- "You're right, Coach, you're so right... history is coming alive."
- "Why is everything historic always so goddamn filthy?"
- [Upon see the "Phase Two" sign]
- "Phase Two—does this even go through?"
[Alt] "Should we wait until they finish?" - "From one con man to another: five bucks for this? I tip my hat to you, Rayford."
- "Jesus Christ, what did we just pay five bucks for?"
- "Five goddamn dollars for an under the river tour. Well played, Rayford... well played."
- "Phase Two—does this even go through?"
The Port
- [While in the Safe Room]
- Nick: "So we're about to see that girl again—what's her name, Zoey?"
- Ellis: "Okay, you know what? No need to remind me, Nick. I'm a nervous wreck over here."
- Nick: "What are you nervous about? You had your chance, and you didn't do shit. Now, you can watch Nick take care of business."
- Rochelle: "Nick, being one of the last two women alive, I can safely say at least half of the women in this world hate you."
[Alt] "Nick, you need to find a woman who hates herself. Then she'll love you."
[Alt] "Nick. Leave him alone."
- [In response to Rochelle defending Ellis when Nick teases him about Zoey]
- "What? I'm a handsome man."
- "What? I'm a handsome man. What can I tell ya'?"
[Alt] "A-B-C. Always be closing." (taken from Alec Baldwin's speech in Glengarry Glen Ross)
[Alt] "What? I'm a closer."
- [In response to Ellis asking how he looks]
- Nick: "Like you ran through a sewer."
- Ellis: "Well, there's a turd on your shoulder."
- Nick: "I'm not even gonna look."
- "I don't trust that biker. He better still be here."
- [In response to Rochelle, who states that Francis will still be on the bridge]
- "You know him that well?"
- "You got a good feeling about every scumbag that lives on a bridge?"
- [When filling up the Generator]
- "Why is everything always empty?"
- "Why doesn't anything ever have enough gas in it!?"
- [When meeting Francis for the second time]
- Francis: "Never thought a fancy ass like you would have made it this far."
- Nick: "That's funny, because I knew your lazy ass would still be here."
- "I guess they'll help right? First we fill up Jimmy Gibbs' car with gas, now a generator. What next? Don't answer that, Ellis."
- [When Francis makes a kill]
- "I owe you one, Francis."
- "Nice shot, Francis!"
- [When Zoey makes a kill]
- "Zoey!"
- "Zoey, all right!"
- "Nice shot, Zoey!"
- [When Louis makes a kill]
- "You're a badass with that gun, Louis!"
- "Louis, I'm beginning to like you and your gun!"
- "Hey Louis, are you sure you don't wanna come with us? We can leave Ellis behind."
- [Picking up an item that Zoey, Francis or Louis throw down]
- "That's what we need."
- "Shit! Thanks!"
- "Thanks, we'll make good use of this!"
- "Sorry if I was rude before, you guys are all right!"
- "Thanks pal! Got it, thank you!"
- [To Francis]
- "Thanks, greaseball!"
- [To Zoey]
- "Thanks, babe!"
- [To Louis]
- "Thanks, Louis!"
- [Upon reaching Jimmy Gibbs' car]
- "Hit it, Ellis!"
- "I hope those three are gonna be okay!"
- "Don't worry Ellis, plenty of fish in the sea!"
- "Next stop: New Orleans!"
- "Thanks guys, you good?"
- "Thank you, good luck out there, eh?"
- "You three take care of yourselves! And thanks, we won't forget this!"
- "Be safe, you three!"
- "Thanks, we gotta run!"
- "Get to the car! Get to the car!"
- "Thanks to you three! Good luck!"
- "I actually think I might miss one of these guys."
Dark Carnival
The Highway
- "I hate to be the bearer of bad news guys, but unless Ellis knows how to build a monster truck, we ain't driving through this.
- Ellis: "Sorry, guys. Guess it wasn't such a hot idea after all."
- Nick: "Don't sweat it, Ellis. At least you got us out of that mall."
[Alt] "Goddamn you, Jimmy Gibbs Jr.!" - Ellis(if Nick says Alt):"That's not cool, Nick."
- [In response to Coach explaining he went to Whispering Oaks Amusement Park as a kid]
- "Oh good. Now we can all die there as adults."
- "I think our options are keep moving down the road towards those lights or die here. Anyone in the "die here" camp? No? Then let's move out."
- [Upon seeing abandoned cars]
- Nick: "These abandoned cars go on for miles!"
- Coach: "Maybe they left em' when they got rescued."
- Nick: "That's... one theory."
- [Upon noticing the burned bodies in the pool at the motel]
- (whistles) "Those people sucked at high diving."
- "They're not kidding when they say no lifeguards on duty."
- [While going down the hill]
- "Whoa, shit!"
- "Christ."
- [After going down the hill, and Ellis makes a comment about going downhill being "fun"]
- "Falling and breaking my neck is not a fun time, Ellis."
The Fairgrounds
- [In the Safe Room]
- Coach: "Hey the Midnight Riders! I used to love that band!"
- Nick: "Never heard of 'em. They any good?"
- Coach: "Hell yes! I have ALL their albums — even their new stuff that ain't no good! Best light show in the business, though."
- [While looking at the Lil' Peanut cutout]
- "I do not like that little peanut man."
- Ellis: "Man, how can you not like Lil' Peanut? I love this little guy!"
[Alt] "You guys are jaded. I used to have his toys when I was just bite-sized. That little stuffed peanut is the best friend a boy could have."
- Ellis: "Man, how can you not like Lil' Peanut? I love this little guy!"
- "Anybody else find this peanut thing a little terrifying?"
- "I do not like that little peanut man."
- [After Ellis screams "Kiddie Land"]
- "He's like a five year old. With guns. And a comprehensive grasp of every swear word in the English language."
- "Now I want to ride one."
- [Before the Crescendo Event]
- "You gotta be this tall to get in here, Ellis. Sorry, buddy. You'll be missed."
- Ellis: " Ha Ha. Aren't you a real comedian."
[Alt] "You're a real comedian, Nick."
- Ellis: " Ha Ha. Aren't you a real comedian."
- "Nice fencing. Looks like a federal carousel penitentiary."
- "A fenced-in carousel. Is this where they took child prisoners on day trips?"
- Coach: "If we make this out alive, I'm taking y'all to a steak dinner."
- Nick: "Buddy, if you get me out of this alive, I will deep-fry you an entire goddamn cow."
- "You gotta be this tall to get in here, Ellis. Sorry, buddy. You'll be missed."
- [Upon seeing the switch to the Crescendo Event]
- "We need to turn on this power to open the gate. You know what I think it's gonna activate everything else around here."
- [In the Safe Room]
- "Why couldn't I have been in Vegas when the Infection hit, or even Atlantic City? Instead, I'm trapped in some goddamn hillbilly tunnel of love. Did you see that sign out front? Cousins-only day today."
- "This is the most relaxing safe room I've ever been in!"
The Coaster
- [In the beginning of the Tunnel of Love]
- Nick: You got your wish Ellis—we're in an amusement park ride."
- Ellis: "This ain't that kind of ride, Nick. [Whispering] This is where you make out with your girlfriend."
- Nick: Why couldn't we be in Vegas when the infection hit? Instead I'm stuck in this redneck tunnel of love. You see the sign out front? It's cousins only day.
- [Alternate Line]
- Nick: "Bringing back any memories, Coach? You, a cheeseburger, romance in the air..."
- Coach: "How many tunnel of love memories YOU got, Nick?"
- Nick: "Pfft. Huh. Several. Easy."
- [Alternate Line]
- Coach: Nick, I was on the football team. Coach did just fine.
- [Alternate Line]
- [While moving through the Tunnel of Love]
- "You could almost call this a cement river, Ellis!"
- Ellis: "Yeah, very funny."
[Alt] "Ha, ha, ha."
- Ellis: "Yeah, very funny."
- "Into the swan maintenance room of love!"
- "This is the longest tunnel of love I've ever seen!"
- "Hmm. Okay, that got us around the block."
- "You could almost call this a cement river, Ellis!"
- [In the air duct shortcut]
- "This isn't very romantic."
- [While running on the coaster tracks]
- "These Infected do NOT respect lines!"
- "Thank God this doesn't do a loop."
- "Just follow the tracks!"
- "I hate roller coasters."
- "Make sure to call out if you get pulled."
The Barns
- [When viewing a dead animal in the barns]
- "Looks like the H in 4H stands for Hell."
[Alt] "Ugh! What's that smell?"- Ellis: "Smells like dead zombies. Everything's startin' to smell like that lately."
[Alt] Rochelle: "Smells like... a white suit... that hasn't been dry cleaned in about a month."
- Ellis: "Smells like dead zombies. Everything's startin' to smell like that lately."
- "Looks like the H in 4H stands for Hell."
The Concert
- [In the Safe Room, in response to Coach's plan]
- "Coach, that is the stupidest idea I've ever agreed with"
- "I know I'm going to regret this, but turn it up!"
- "Okay, we'll set off the pyrotechnics, but I'm telling you right now. I AM NOT GOING TO AIR GUITAR."
- "I think I know how to start the finale; hit the button labeled 'Finale'."
- "When I hit this tape, it's gonna blare some old people's rock music and start the finale. Get ready."
- "Unless someone else has a better idea, lets rock."
- "Coach, when I start this finale, you aren't gonna start dancing are you? Ahh, screw it, I'm hitting it."
- "If you have any taste, cover your ears. I'm starting the finale."
- "Hit the flash bangs!"
- "I think the copter pilot wants us to turn it down."
- "Ellis, I'm sorry to ruin your day, but I think your heroes are lip-singers. There's a button here labeled 'Finale'."
- [After seeing the helicopter]
- "Coach, you're a genius! This worked!"
- "It worked! I love you, Coach!"
- "Great, following shiny lights in the sky. We're like freaking cats and a laser pointer."
Swamp Fever
Plank Country
- [In response to Ellis' reaction to him killing the pilot]
- "Well he wasn't doing a very good job once he became a zombie, now was he?"
[Alt] "I shot a zombie. He was a zombie, Ellis. He must have gotten bitten before he picked us up."- Rochelle: "That's true. If I had to pick a low point in the flight, it would probably be when he stopped flying the chopper and... attacked us. Anyone know where we are?"
- Nick: "I can't believe none of you were going to shoot him."
- "Well he wasn't doing a very good job once he became a zombie, now was he?"
- [In response to Ellis talking about the blood farmers]
- "Jesus Christ, Ellis, like the goddamn zombies aren't bad enough."
- "I don't think they like the military out here."
- "This is all messed up..."
- [When crossing the river in Plank Country]
- Rochelle: "Nick, what do you think the odds are that the swamp people are still alive?"
- Nick: "What alive and Infected, or alive and not zombies?"
- Rochelle: "Not zombies."
- Nick: "100 to 1."
- Rochelle: "Sounds about right."
- [When jumping into deep water]
- Nick: "Shit! All this swamp is gonna ruin my white suit!"
- Rochelle: (laughs) "You mean the one with zombie brains all over it? That one?"
- Nick: "Brains come out, swamp water doesn't. Don't ask me how I know that."
The Swamp
- [When seeing the downed passenger jet]
- "I guess walking isn't so bad."
- [Before triggering the emergency door in the jet]
- "We can get through this door."
- "I think it's a safe bet to say an alarm will sound when we open this door."
- "We have to open this door."
- "Someone open the door."
- "The emergency exit is the only way."
- [When opening the door]
- "I'm opening the door."
- "Get ready, I'm opening the door."
- [When low on Health]
- "I am not dying in this goddamn swamp."
- "I am not going to become gator food..."
- Rochelle: "So what do you think is going to kill us? Gators, snakes, bugs, or mud people?
- Nick: You're forgetting one thing—from the way we're shooting? Each other."
Hard Rain
The Milltown
- "What are we supposed to signal him with?"
- Ellis: "Oh, there's flares in the gun bag."
- Nick: "What gun bag?
- Ellis: "You didn't grab the guns?
- Nick: "ME? Who died and made me the gun monitor?
- Ellis: "Pretty much everybody."
- Rochelle: "This should be easy. We just need to grab some diesel."
- Nick: You wanna hear a prediction?"
- Everyone in synchronization: "No."
- Nick: "There's not gonna be any gas. Watch."
[Seeing the sign at the first gas station]
- "No gas. See? What'd I say?"
- [Alt] "No gas. Terrific, this is just great."
- "Out of gas!"
- Ellis: "Looks like we gotta head to this Ducatel place."
- Nick: "What makes you think they still have gas?"
- Coach: "'Cause if they don't, we're gonna be stuck here forever, Nick."
The Sugar Mill
- "The last time I saw this many crying women was at my wedding."
- "DAMN! There are so many witches!" [Nick laughs] "I bet they all cry because I dumped them all."
Mill Escape
- "Back through the field."
- "Everybody in the elevator!"
- "We can take the elevator back up!"
- "Up that/this pipe!"
- "Everyone back down the stairs."
- "We can cross over that tank!"
- "We can get across the water here/there!"
- "Cross here!"
- "Man, it's all flooded!"
- "It's a lake down there!"
- "There's the Ducatel sign, we're almost out of here!"
Return to Town
- "I remember this, we're going the right way!" (2 versions)
- "I saw this on the way in, we're going the right way!" (2 versions)
- "Get to higher ground!"
- "Here comes the rain!"
- "Storm coming!"
- "Stay close!"
- "I can't see a damn thing!"
- "Blind as a damn bat!"
Town Escape
- [Unused Lines]
- "The sign's out!"
- "Somebody restart the sign!"
The Parish
The Waterfront
- "I... have not... come this far... to die now."
- [When the fighter jets fly by]
- Coach: "Alright! The military's still here!"
- Nick: "You don't evacuate people in fighter jets."
- [Alternative when the fighter jets fly by]
- Coach: "They still flyin' jets!"
- Nick: "I wonder if that's a good news."
- Coach: "It means they haven't abandoned N'awlins."
- [In response to Coach saying how close they are to the bridge]
- "You mean that blurry line in the horizon? Let's not get ahead of ourselves."
[Alt] "Yeah, well, seeing the bridge and getting there are two different things."
- "You mean that blurry line in the horizon? Let's not get ahead of ourselves."
- [Unused Lines]
- "All we have to do is find the freeway, it'll take us to the bridge."
- "Let's head inland."
- "Let's get off the dock."
- "Woah... military's still here."
- "I kinda remember the city a little different."
- "I was hoping the city'd be in better shape."
- "Looks like they're still holding on to the city."
- "The city is a mess!"
- "This used to be a beautiful city."
The Park
- [Response to Ellis' horse comment]
- Nick: "You ever eat horse? It's tasty."
- Ellis: "Horses are for ridin', not eatin', Nick."
- "From the looks of this park, I'm glad we didn't arrive early."
- "In this courtyard."
- "Through the park."
- [Upon seeing the bathrooms]
- "Oh man, it smells awful in here."
- "It reeks like... piss."
- Ellis: "I think it smells kinda nice.
- Nick: "You're screwed up in the head, you know that?"
[Alt] "Goddammit, you are messed up."
- [Upon seeing uninfected dead bodies]
- Nick: "Jesus! These are people! They were shooting people! I told you I had a bad feeling about this."
- [Alternate Lines] "These bodies are not infected."
- "They made them prove they were healthy enough to walk that far..."
- Coach: "How's it feel to be so right, Nick?"
- Nick: "Not good..."
- Nick: "Jesus! These are people! They were shooting people! I told you I had a bad feeling about this."
- [Before starting The Park's Crescendo Event]
- Nick: "As soon as we open that door, get ready to run for the tower."
- Ellis: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait... why we goin' to the tower?"
[Alt] "Hooey, why we headin' there?" - Nick: "We run to the tower, and we turn off the alarm!"
- Ellis: "Oh! Okay, okay, I get it!"
[Alt] "Wait... we are going it together right?" - Nick: "Of course we're going together."
- [Alternate Line]
- Nick: "As soon as that door opens, get ready to run for the tower."
- Coach: "Got to agree with that."
- [Upon starting The Park's Crescendo Event]
- "And... let's go, let's go!"
- "And... let's go, let's go, let's go!"
- "Run to the tower!"
- "Somebody's gotta turn off the alarm!"
- "Turn off the alarm!"
- [Upon reaching the gun table halfway through the Crescendo]
- "Grab a gun!"
- "Better guns!"
- [Turning off the alarm]
- "Alarm is off!"
- "Off!"
- "I got it!"
- "Jesus, it was open season on everything out here."
- [Upon taking a Nightstick from a dead Riot Infected]
- "I used to steal these from cops back in high school."
- "If my friends ever saw me usin' a cop's gun..."
- [Unused Line]
- "Looks like the military took over."
The Cemetery
- "There's the freeway."
- "Anybody see an on ramp?"
- "We can get to it through here."
- "Freeway."
- [Response to Ellis' fear of ghosts]
- "Ellis, you're carrying, like ten different guns."
- [Upon seeing the hash marks on the barricaded bedroom wall]
- "Does this guy's scorecard mean what I think it means?"
- "You think he was keeping track of zombies?"
- [Upon entering the Impound Lot]
- "O-ho-ho-ho-ho, watch where you shoot!"
- "Careful, carrrefullll..."
- "You have GOT to be kidding me!"
- "Do not shoot any of the cars!"
- "What a nightmare."
- [If more than one car is shot]
- How many of those cars are you gonna shoot?!
- "If you wanna shoot cars, let's shoot cars!"
- [After reaching the freeway after the impound lot]
- "Hey, I think we're gonna make it!"
- "We made it, I can't believe we actually made it!"
- "Finally up to the freeway."
- "Get up here, get up here!"
- [Fighter jets blow up the freeway]
- "OH, COME ON!"
- "What the f-!"
- "What the hell are they doing!?"
- "Everybody ok?"
- "Was that aimed at us?"
- "Guess it's back off the freeway."
- [In response to Coach saying not to panic]
- "You sure we shouldn't we just panic? I mean, I think panic was invented for just this sort of situation!"
- [If Nick was the first one to get out or the only one to get to the freeway after the bombs drop]
- "They're blowing this bridge to cover a retreat, now if we wanna come with them we better hurry"
- [Unused Lines]
- "It's a goddamn maze!"
- "Which way?"
The Quarter
- [Upon seeing The Parade]
- "Look, Ellis! A tractor."
- "Looks like our milk run just became a marathon."
- "Someone start the tractor."
- "We can use that float to get across."
- "You know what? We can use that float to get across."
- [When the tractor is in place]
- "Our ride's here!"
- [Upon entering the sewers]
- "I am not going in the se— Ah screw it! Let's go."
- "Oh Christ, not the sewer."
- "Ugh. What's that SMELL?"
- [In The Quarter's Safe Room, as bombs are being dropped]
- "Christ, those guys are such assholes."
[Alt] "Well, it's official. They're trying to kill US now." - "Looks like they've run out of bridges to bomb."
- "Christ, those guys are such assholes."
- "The bridge!"
- "We can get up to the bridge deck through here."
- [Unused lines]
- "If things were different, I could really enjoy this place."
- "We have to find the bridge again!"
- "God, I love pool."
- "Ok, anybody up for a game?"
The Bridge
- [In The Bridge's Safe Room]
- Nick: "Before we run across this bridge right toward the people who've been dropping bombs on us, anyone wanna talk about a Plan B?"
- Ellis: "I don't."
- Coach: "No."
- Nick: "Alright then, let's go."
- [Unused Line]
- "Ok, so we're on the wrong side of the river."
- [Alternate Line]
- Coach: "Alright, alright, alright. We're gonna stroll across that bridge, and the army's gonna take care of us."
- Nick: "Or, they're gonna line us up against the wall, and shoot us."
- Coach: "Well, you're free to make yourself a new life right here in this room, Nick."
- Nick: "Okay, alright, let's go."
- "Safety's on the other side of this bridge."
- "Let's lower that bridge."
- "I'm hitting it. Get ready!"
- [Responding to the military on the radio]
- "Hello?"
- "Ok, we're heading over now!"
- "Watch out for the hole!"
- "Watch out for Chargers on these ledges!" (2 versions)
- "Keep moving across the bridge!"
- "Watch your step."
- "Don't let the Tank punch you off the bridge."
- "Watch out for cars."
- "Don't get punched off!"
- "Get on top of the truck!"
- [When seeing the helicopter at finale]
- "To the chopper!"
- "Get to the chopper!"
- "Chopper's starting, let's go!"
- [Unused Lines]
- "Argh! Don't destroy the bridge!"
- "They're blowing up the bridge!"
- "We're on the bridge!" (2 versions)
- "Woah! We're on the bridge!"
- "We are on the bridge."
- "Stop! We're on the bridge!"
- "Chopper looks fixed, let's go!"
- [In response to a question about why the bridge is being destroyed]
- "To stop the zombies from crossing."
- "To stop the zombies!"
Friendly Fire
- "Are you really gonna shoot the guy in a $3,000 suit? Come on!"
- "Are you really gonna shoot a guy in a $3,000 suit? Come on!"
- "You know, it's not alright you are shooting me!"
- "Never shoot me again!"
- "Do not shoot me!"
- "You are shooting me!" (2 versions)
- "Well thank you for ventilating my suit."
- "Why would you think shooting me is a good idea?"
- "Let's try shooting zombies instead of people, okay?"
- "You wanna watch where you're shooting?"
- "Damn! ...You suck at shooting."
- "You do not want to be shooting me."
- "Shoot me again, and I'll drop ya'."
- "You shoot me again, and I will drop you."
- "Shoot me again. Shoot me again, I dare ya'."
- "Stop shooting me!" (3 versions)
- "Stop - Shooting me, doesn't get us, anywhere!"
- "You do that again and I will bury you alive."
- "Can we not shoot each other, please?"
- "Can you stop shooting me?"
- "Can we stop shooting each other?" (2 versions)
- "Question: Can we not shoot each other?"
- "Can we not shoot each other?" (2 versions)
- "I don't know who started this shit, 'kay? But let's just stop the friendly fire right now."
- "I don't know who started this shit, but let's just stop the friendly fire right now, 'kay?"
- "Let's not mess this up by shooting each other, okay?"
- "Unless you want to be picking your teeth up off the floor, stop shooting me."
- "Stop shooting each other!"
- "I don't wanna hear any excuses, just stop shooting me!"
- "You do realize that you're shooting me right?"
- "You're shooting me again!"
- "Don't shoot each other!"
- [When The Tank is Nearby]
- "NOT ME! SHOOT THE TANK!"
- "Hey, shoot the TANK!"
- "Agh, the TANK!"
- "The Tank, hotshot! Shoot the Tank!"
- "It's 12 ft tall, 6 ft wide. How are you shooting me?"
- "It's the size of a truck, how are you missing?"
- "Come on, shoot the TANK! Not me!"
- [Accused of Friendly Fire]
- "If you'd looked out, you wouldn't get hit!"
Shot by Ellis
- "DUMBSHIT!"
- [Mocking Ellis]
- "Y'all wanna stop shooting me?"
- "Jesus Christ, Ellis, like the goddamn zombies aren't bad enough."
- "Christ, Ellis, as if the zombies aren't bad enough."
- "Ellis, come on man!"
- "Hey, sport? Watch where you're shooting."
Shot by Coach
- "Coach, c'mon."
- "Coach, don't shoot me!"
Shot by Rochelle
- "Sweetheart? Don't shoot me."
- "Rochelle!" (2 versions)
- "Ro! Just, just stop, okay."
Scavenge
- [At the beginning of Scavenge Mode]
- "Let's get some gas."
- [Pouring gas into the tank]
- "Come on... Come-onnn..."
- "Piece of shit gas, GET IN THE CAR!"
- "How big is the tank in this thing?"
- "Get. In. The. Tank!"
- "Hurry up... hurry up..."
- [After winning a Scavenge Match]
- "We're makin' it look easy!"
Community
Badwater Basin
- "We have to push what?" (2 versions)
Cold-theme line
- "Goddamn, it's cold."
- "Storm isn't gonna give up."
- "Ellis, we're not gonna have a snowball fight."
- "Ellis, don't look like you're having fun."
Train-theme lines
- "We need to get to the train station."
- "Hey, Ellis! Whoop whoop!"
- "All aboard, whoop whoop!"
Unused
These quotes appear in the game files but are not used in-game
- [Hearing a Special Infected]
- "Is someone beating a horse?"
- "What is that, is somebody beating a horse or what?"
- "What the hell is that noise?"
- "You hear that? I guess zombies weren't bad enough."
- "You hear that?"
- "Can you hear that?"
- "What is that noise?"
- "I have no idea what that noise is."
- "Eh, something we're gonna have to kill."
- [Upon joining a game]
- "Hello." (3 versions)
- "Y'ello."
- "I'm here."
- "Ok, I'm here."
- "We're all here."
- (Used if he is the 4th Survivor to join)
- [Listed under lines for The Hotel, likely in response to caged Special Infected]
- "Hey, football man, is this a relative of yours?"
- "What's this thing in a cage?"
- "How'd they have this in a cage already?"
- "Did they know this was coming?"
- "Look at that thing!"
- "So that's a Charger, huh? I think he worked out that arm plenty, he should move on to back and legs."
- "So that's a Charger, huh? You know what they say about zombies with one big arm."
- "So that's a Jockey, huh? Cute little guy."
- "So that's a Spitter, huh? Think she's single?"
- "So that's a Boomer, huh? Y'know, it's sad to see an eating disorder get out of control like that."
- "So that's a Hunter, huh? What's he gonna do, go for a jog at me?"
- "So that's a Smoker, huh? Bet he's popular with the lady zombies."
- "So that's a Tank, huh? Jesus, that thing is huge."
- "You know how many germs are on that thing?" (2 versions)
- "Ugh, it's like rotten eggs here. Does nobody else smell that?"
- "Ugh, what's that smell?"
- "Are we busting out or in?"
- "Over the bus!"
- "Zombies didn't take down this helicopter."
- "Oh, this is cosy."
- "Well this is bad."
- "Yes, I do know why they bury them above ground."
- "The city of the dead."
- "Well thank God for small favors."
- "Your mom's car." (2 versions)
- "To the shipyard!"
- "I love doing that."
- "I will never get tired of that."
- "I'll never get tired of that."
- "Crumbs? Really Coach, that's how you swear?"
- "Fifty beds in one room? What a shitty hotel."
- The boardwalk still smells like popcorn and this back alley still stinks like piss. [Possibly Dark Carnival]
- Of course it's full of zombies. The whole god damn world is full of zombies. See you in a few minutes. [Possibly used in conversation with military at bridge]
- You know what I like best about your stories, Ellis? The sound they make when they stop.
- "Because all you think about is ribs, Coach."
- I trust you. You look like a man who knows his donuts.
- HELICOPTER. It is a HELICOPTER. You call that thing a 'whirly-bird' one more time, I'll beat you SO bad, your sister's gonna wish she never gave birth to you. [Unused line from start of The Hotel in Dead Center campaign]
- Crumbs? Really, Coach? That's how you swear? [Unused line from The Hotel]
- No, Ellis, I've never seen anything like this. [Unused line from Atrium Finale, just before Survivors get into elevator]
- Hm. This'd be really awkward if I gave a shit about your feelings.
- Hey Ellis, you like taters?
- And we're gonna have to destroy this rubble pile.
- And we're gonna have to destroy this gate.
- Whoa! The walkway broke! [This line was likely used in the beta versions of the game where sometimes the walkways in the swamp would break]
- Let's use the monorail to get over that fence. [An unused Dark Carnival line from early The Coaster map]
- Somebody's in the control room!
- Hey, let us in!
- Open up.
- Don't make us shoot our way into the control room.
- Open the door now, you can drive and we'll all ride shotgun.
- Come on, man, help us.
- Are you going to help us out?
- What are you, an unfriendly hippie? I thought you all had to be friendly?
- Is there any way I could talk you into helping us?
- Okay, maybe we can help you. Ellis here is a mechanic.
- No one else is alive here, okay? There's gotta be some sort of deal we can work out.
- Just name it. Anything.
- I am going to regret saying this, but sure. What do you need?
- Okay, okay that's a start. What do you need?
- Why don't you just call for help now?
- Okay, fine, we'll put on the finale show.
- Okay, we'll do it. Sure.
- Why in the hell not, yes we'll do it.
- Wow, yeah. That's really cool. I'm sure Dusty will be honored.
- I bet he's got a working shower in there and he isn't using it.
- Always a stinking hippie. I swear to god, it always come back to making a stinking hippie happy.
- I don't think we have a choice.
- There better be gas in that tour bus.
- For once, I wish we would have just stumbled onto some cops.
- There's the bus!
- There's the tour bus! Get into the garage!
- Get to the garage!
- He kept his word! Let's go!
- Into the garage!
- Garage is open!
- Just go, just go, he isn't coming with us.
- Goodbye, my hippie friend!
- Goodbye, Mr. Hippie!
- We can jump down the elevator shaft!
- Down this shaft!
- ASS! Haaaaaaaaaaa!!!
- "One time, one time!"
- "Things could be worse."