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A list of Louis' Quotes and cut quotes, also known as Captions, in Left 4 Dead.

Intro[]

  • [ Upon hearing an incoming horde ] "Oh shit! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! THEY'RE COMING!"
  • [ Upon startling the Witch ] "What the?!"
  • [ While shooting the Witch ] "How do you like that?!"
  • [ Calling out to a passing helicopter ] "Heeeey! We're over here! We're not infected! Down here! Dammit!"
  • [ Asking Bill the attack plan for an incoming Tank ] "Run, or shoot? RUN OR SHOOT?!"
  • [ Pointing out a staircase to the rooftops ] "Get to the roof!"
  • [ Upon dodging the Tank's rock throw ] "Heads up!"
  • [ Upon reaching the safety of the roof ] "We made it...I can't believe we made it!"

General[]

  • "Humanity's gonna bounce right back - you watch!"
  • "When things go back to normal, Zoey, Bill, I'm giving you both jobs. Francis, I'm gonna teach yo ass how to read."
  • "Oh c'mon, cheer up, we're almost through."
  • "Guys at the office used to laugh at me when I hit the rifle range at lunch. Ain't so damn funny now, is it?"
  • "How long were you in prison, Francis?"
  • "They comin'! You guys ready?"
  • "I...am bad. Ahhaha, I am bad! Yes I am! Whooo! That's right, let's call ourselves the Unstoppables!"
  • "[ Belch ] 'Scuse me."
  • "Through here."
  • "This way."
  • "Up the stairs."
  • “Let's get up that ladder."
  • "Through this door."
  • "Works for me."
  • "Sounds good.
  • "Sounds good to me."
  • [ Arrival to the finale ] "We're almost outta here." ( 2 versions )

[ Rescue vehicle arrived ]

  • "RUN!"
  • "Let's get the hell outta here!"

[ All Survivors reunited ]

  • "I'm here."
  • "Heello!"
  • "Hey, I'm here."

[ Alone ]

  • "Is anyone there?"
  • "Where is everyone?"
  • "Where'd everybody get to?"
  • "Can anyone hear me?"
  • "Hello?"

[ Responding to another Survivor thanking Louis ]

  • "It's fine."
  • "Not a problem."
  • "Sure thing, man."
  • "You... are totally welcome."
  • "Hey man, no problem."
  • "My pleasure."
  • "It's all good."
  • "Sure." (2 versions)
  • "Hey, no problem." (2 versions)

The following are lines used on the PC "commands" and "responses" lists when (by default) typing Z or X.

"Yes" responses[]

  • "I'm cool with that."
  • "Yes."
  • "Cool."
  • "Okay."
  • "Alright"
  • "Yeah"

"No" responses[]

  • "That's some country-ass bullshit!"
  • "No way."
  • "I said No!"
  • "Nope."
  • "Not a chance."
  • "No."
  • "No way man."
  • "Uh uh."

"Hurrah" responses[]

  • “BOOM-diah!"
  • “WOOOOOO! Baby, aw riiiight!"
  • “Hell yeah!"
  • “Nothing can stop us!"
  • “We are gonna be OK!"
  • “They can`t stop us now!"
  • “I-am bad. I AM BAD. YES I AM. WHOO!"
  • "We're gonna be okay."
  • “Nothing can stop us, you hear me, nothing!"
  • "Nice job."

"Arrgh" responses[]

  • “Oh no!"
  • "Owww."

"Wait" responses[]

  • "Hold up, let's wait here!"
  • "Chill, let's wait here."
  • "Everybody hold up!"
  • "Hold up, hold up!"
  • "Let's wait here!"

"Sorry" responses[]

  • "Sorry." (2 versions)
  • "Sorry about that."
  • " Oh man. Sorry."
  • "My bad."
  • "100% my fault."

"Thank you" responses[]

  • “Yo, thanks man."
  • "Thanks. I owe you one."
  • "Thanks, I owe you a big one."

"Ready" commands[]

  • "Ready?" (3 versions)
  • "Ready for this?" (2 versions)
  • "What d'ya say? Ready?"
  • "Yeah, let's get ready."
  • "I'm ready. You ready?"

"Let's go" commands[]

  • "All right, let's go."
  • "Time to move" (alternative that has a typo misspelling "Time" as "Tme)
  • "Let's go."
  • "Let's move, let's move!"
  • "I really think we should keep moving."
  • "Whaddya say we get moving?"
  • "Let's go."

"Nice job" commands[]

  • "Nice!"
  • "Nice work!'
  • "Nice job!"
  • "Damn, man! That was nice!"
  • "That was great!"
  • "That was cool!"
  • "Oh that was off the chain!"

"Be careful" commands[]

  • "Careful." (4 versions)
  • "Be careful!"
  • "Watch yourself now."
  • "Take it easy!"
  • "We gotta be careful."
  • "Careful... careful."
  • "We've got to be careful."

"You take the lead" commands[]

  • "You take the lead."
  • "You first."
  • "Go ahead."
  • "You go ahead, I'll follow you."

"I'll save you" commands[]

  • "Hold on, I'm on my way!"
  • "Don't worry, I'm on my way!"
  • "I'm coming!"

"I'm with you" commands[]

  • "I'm with you."
  • "Don't worry, I got your back."
  • "Right behind you."

"Look" commands[]

Near[]

  • "Oh, man. Look at this!"
  • “Look at this."
  • "Oh man, you better look at this."
  • “Check this out."
  • "Yo, check this out."

Far[]

  • “Over there!" (2 versions)
  • “Look!" (3 versions)

"Taunt" responses[]

  • [ loud evil laugh ] (3 versions)
  • "Yeah, baby! Yeah!"
  • "loud evil laugh ] Yeah!"
  • “Who hoo. That's right!"
  • "That's right!"
  • "Alright!"
  • "Hell yeah! HELL YEAH!"
  • "Oh yeah! Who's your momma? Who's your daddy?"

"Hurry" commands[]

  • "Hurry up!" (2 versions)
  • "Move it! Move it up here!"
  • "Come on! Catch up!"
  • "Let's go! Let's go, LET'S GO!"
  • "Move it!"
  • "Faster!"
  • "Hurry!" (3 versions)
  • "Come, On!"
  • "Move!"

Health related[]

First Aid Kit[]

Spotting[]

  • "First aid here." (2 versions)
  • "First aid kit over here."
  • "First aid kit here."

Taking[]

  • "First aid."
  • "Grabbin' first aid."
  • [ Rarely ] "Oh this first aid is mine."

Pain Pills[]

Spotting[]

  • "Pills here!"

Taking[]

  • "Grabbin' Pills."
  • "I'd better grab everything I can."

Giving to another Survivor[]

  • “Here. Take this."
  • "Take this."
  • "Go ahead and take this."
  • "Here, man. Take this."
  • “Here, I got something for you."
  • "It's not a time to be hero, just take it!"
  • "Take it, you can pay me back later."

Medium Health[]

  • [ To Zoey ] "Zoey, any chance I could get some First-Aid?"
  • "Zoey, are you gonna use that med-kit?"
  • [ To Francis ] "Francis, mind spottin' me a Med-kit?"
  • "Francis,... health kit?"
  • "Francis, can you lend me your med-kit?"
  • [ To Bill ] "Bill, could I get some First-Aid?"
  • "Bill, first aid kit?"

Critically Low Health[]

  • "I ain't dyin' man, death gonna have to pry me off the Earth."
  • "If I go down, go on without me—actually no, wait, save my ass."
  • "Any of you guys cub scouts? Surprisingly ineffective at preparing you for some shit like this!"
  • "I ain't got time to bleed! Oh hell, I am bleeding!"
  • "Oh man...every damn thing hurts."
  • "I don't wanna die. I know nobody wants to die, but...I'm like fifty times that!"
  • "At this rate...I...I'm not gonna make it..."
  • "Man, this hurts."
  • "This... is some real bullshit right here."
  • "Every part of me hurts."
  • "I'm not gonna make it, man."
  • "I feel... I feel kinda woozy."
  • "Oh man. I'm in a sorry-ass shape."
  • "[ screams in agony ] Damn it."
  • "I th- I think somethin's broken."
  • "I... feel... terrible."
  • "I think I'm dyin'."
  • "I don't feel so good."
  • "I feel awful."
  • "Shiit. I'm really messed up."
  • "This [ breathes heavily ] sucks."
  • "This is bad. This is really bad."
  • "I think I'm hurt bad."

Final chance (Black and White)[]

  • "I'm not kidding. We need to find me some First-Aid." 
  • "Agh, I might not make it."
  • "I don't- I don't know if I'm gonna make it."
  • "I really need to get some first aid."
  • "I don't think I'm gonna make it."

Incapacitated[]

  • "I'm down!"
  • "Ah! I'm down!"
  • "Shit! I'm down!"

Asking for Help[]

  • "HEELLPP!!" (2 versions)
  • "Help meee!"
  • “I need some help over here!"
  • “What part of help do you not understand?! HELP!"
  • "Damn it! I need some help!"
  • “Need a little help over here!"
  • “Can't you hear me?! I need some help!"
  • “I NEED some HELP!"
  • "Somebody, help me!"
  • "I'm in trouble!"

About to die[]

  • "Guys! I need help NOW!"
  • "Yo! I need some help RIGHT NOW!"
  • "Yo! I need help right the HELL NOW!"
  • "I need help right the HELL NOW!"

Answering the savior during revival[]

  • “I ain't done yet."
  • "I'm okay."
  • "I'm alright."
  • [ Groans ] (2 versions)
  • "I don't even know."
  • "Ah hell. I'm bleedin'."
  • "I'm gonna make it."
  • "I'll live."
  • "Agh, I can shake it off."
  • "Just help me up."

Hanging From Ledge[]

  • "Someone, pull me up!"
  • "Could somebody give me a hand. Over here!"
  • "It's a long way down! You've got to pull me UP!"
  • "Come on, man! I'm not playing! Get over here and pull me up!"
  • [ One-handed hanging ] "I'm slipping, pull me up!"
  • "I'm about to fall off this thing!"
  • "I can't hold on, I CAN'T HOLD ON! Help! I'M FALLING!"

Trapped in the rescue closet[]

  • "I'm trapped in here! Let me out!"
  • "Come on! Let me out! I can give your hand!"
  • "Come on! Let me out! I can help!"

Healing Self[]

  • “Wait up while I heal."
  • "Hold up, I gotta heal."
  • "Cover me." (3 versions)
  • "Cover me, I'm healing."
  • "Watch my back." (2 versions)
  • "Everybody stop a sec, I gotta heal."
  • "Cover me while I heal."

When another Survivor with a first aid kit is low on Health[]

Zoey[]

  • "Go on and heal up, girl."
  • "Go on and heal up, Zoey."
  • "Come on, girl. Time to heal up."
  • "Might be a good time to heal, Zoey!"
  • "Zoey, you really oughta heal."

Bill[]

  • “Maybe you oughta heal up."
  • "Bill, you might wanna use your med-kit."
  • "Bill, you oughta heal up."
  • "Hey Bill. Might be a good time to patch yourself up."

Francis[]

  • “Hey tough guy, heal up."
  • “Francis, you should use your med-kit."
  • "Francis, patch yerself up."
  • "Yo, Francis, come on, buddy. Heal up."

When a Survivor Dies[]

  • "Oh shit! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!"
  • "This shit was not in my plans!"
  • "We gotta pull ourselves together!"

Zoey Dies[]

  • "ZOEY! GODDAMNIT!"
  • "NOO oh ho hooo, ZOOOOOEY!"
  • "Ah, ZOEY!!
  • Seeing Zoey's Body:
    • "Damn, Zoey..."
    • "Zoey! Zoey! Goddammit!"
    • "GODDAMMIT ZOEY, WAKE UP!"
    • "Ah... Zoey..."
    • "Oh this is bad. She's dead!"

Bill Dies[]

  • "Ah, ah, Bill! Aw, shit!'
  • "Bill! Noooo!"
  • Seeing Bill's body:
    • "Ah Bill... Ah shit...!"
    • "Oh, no... The old man's dead."

Francis Dies[]

  • "Francis! NOOOO!"
  • "Jesus Christ, Francis, no! Francis!"
  • Seeing Francis's body:
    • "Francis... No!"
    • "Oh shit... Shit. Shit, shit, shit!"
    • "Jesus, Francis..."

Reviving Survivor[]

  • "I'm no doctor, but you're definitely not dead. So come on. Let's get you up and moving."
  • "Don't worry. I got you. You're gonna be fine."
  • "I didn't think you weren't getting back up."
  • "Okay. Okay. I'm here. Don't worry. Onnne second. I'll get you back on your feet." (3 versions)
  • "I think... yeah I think you're okay. Let's get you up so we can keep moving."
  • "Come on, okay? Break time's over. Let's get you on your feet and back to work."
  • "Come on, man. Look at me. Focus. You're gonna be okay."
    • [ Occasionally after saying it ] "Let's get moving."
  • "I got ya, I got ya. Don't worry. I'm not gonna let you die. Come on. Up you go." (2 versions)

Asking the incapacitated Survivor a question while reviving[]

  • "You okay?"
  • "How do you feel?"
  • "How you doin'?"
  • "How bad are you?"
  • "Can you make it?"
  • "You gonna make it?"

Responding to the incapacitated Survivor's answer[]

  • "You'll be okay."
  • "I got ya."
  • "You're fine."
  • "It doesn't look bad."
  • "Up we go."
  • "Up you go."
  • "Come on up!" (2 versions)
  • "Let's move."
  • "Up and at 'em!"
  • "You'll be fine."
  • [ To Bill ] "Come on, Bill."
  • [ To Francis ] "Come on, Francis."
  • [ To Zoey ] "You'll be fine, girl."
  • [ When Bill answers with a question: "Who are you?" ] "Come on, Bill. It's Louis."

When Louis revives a Survivor that has been incapacitated twice without any First Aid Kits applied[]

  • "I can help you up, but Jesus, you shouldn't be alive, man. If we don't find you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit like that."
  • "Oh man. You don't look so good. If we don't get you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit like that."
  • "Oh Jesus. You're bleeding out all over the place. If we don't get you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit like that."
  • "I can get you to your feet, but just barely. If we don't get you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit like that."
  • "Okay. Come on. Stay with me. I can get you moving again but if we don't get you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit like that."

Mid-horde fight[]

  • "Come on, come on! You're okay."
  • "Let's get up! Let's get up!"
  • "Get up, we gotta go!"
  • "Come on, get up!"
  • "No time for this, bro! Let's move!"
  • "Get up now! Come on!"
  • "Come on now, get up!"
  • "Come on. You gotta get up!"
  • "We gotta get your ass up man!"
  • "Come on, man! Get up!"
  • [ To Zoey ] "Come on, girl! Get up!"

Pulling a Survivor away from the ledge[]

  • "Okay, okay. I think I can get you up. Just hang on. One more second."
  • "I'm here. I got you man. Grab my hand and we can get you back on solid ground."
  • "Don't worry, I got you man. Hang on! Hang on! Almost up."

Healing Survivor[]

  • “This should last until we're safe."
  • "Hold up, this'll help."
  • "Hang on, let me fix you up."
  • "Hold on, I'm gonna heal you."
  • “Let me heal you up."

Safe Room[]

Spotting a safe room[]

  • "Safe house ahead!"
  • "There's a safe house!"
  • "Safe house!"
  • "Safe house up ahead!"
  • "Safe house through here."

Another Survivor spots the safe room[]

  • "Finally!"
  • "We made it!"
  • "I knew we'd make it!"
  • "Man, I knew we were gonna make it!"

Inside the safe room - Another Survivor being incapacitated outside[]

  • "I'm not a hero, but we can't just leave 'em out there."
  • "Come on, but I want them to come for me."
  • "We cannot leave anyone behind."
  • [ Bill or Francis is outside ] "What you waiting for? Let's go help him."
  • [ Zoey is outside ]"I am not leaving Zoey behind."
  • "What you waiting for? Let's go help her."

Everyone inside[]

  • "Lock that door."
  • "Lock the door."
  • "Lock the damn door!" (2 versions)
  • "Go ahead and lock that door."
  • "Did you lock the door."
  • "Lock the door, man!"

Door closing[]

No casualties[]
  • "BOOM-diah!"
  • "Aw, right!"
  • "Hooo! Hey, hey, hey!"
  • "Nice!"
  • "Sweet baby!"
  • "That's what I'm talking about!"
With casualties[]
  • "Woah, Jesus!"
  • "Well at least we're safe now."
  • "Damn!"

Weapon related[]

Pipe Bomb[]

Spotting[]

  • “Pipe bomb here!"
  • “Pipe bomb!"

Taking[]

  • "This shit looks real jury-rigged."
  • "Whoa, this'll blow some up!"
  • "Hoo-hoo-hoo-hooo! I'm grabbing a pipe bomb!"
  • "Grabbing a pipe bomb."

Molotov[]

Spotting[]

  • “Molotovs here!"
  • “Molotovs over here!"

Taking[]

  • "Grabbing a molotov."
  • "Molotov..."

Throwing grenades[]

  • "GRENADE!" (3 versions)
  • "Fire in the hole!" (2 versions)
  • "Look out, grenade!
  • “DUCK AND COVER!"

Finding Ammo Pile[]

  • “Ammo here!"

Finding Weapon(s)[]

  • “Weapons!"
  • "Weapons here!"
  • “Weapons over here!"

Taking Pistol[]

  • "I'm taking an extra pistol."
  • "Extra pistol? Might come in handy!"

Taking Submachine Gun[]

  • "A machine gun?"
  • "Grabbing a machine gun."
  • "Oh, MAN! This is just like Counter-Strike!"

Taking Assault Rifle[]

  • "This rifle is mine."
  • "Oh this rifle is mine."
  • "This big rifle is now mine."
  • "I'm taking this rifle." (2 versions)

Spotting Minigun[]

  • "Now *this* is a big-ass machine gun!"
  • "Man, check this gun out!"
  • “Man, I always wanted to fire one of these things!"
  • "Check out this gun up here!"

Taking Pump Shotgun[]

  • "Guess I'll try this shotgun."

Taking Auto-Shotgun[]

  • "Oh, I'm grabbin' a shotgun!"
  • "I'm grabbin' this shotgun."
  • "Got the shotgun."
  • "I'll take the shotgun."
  • "I'll take this shotgun."

Taking Hunting Rifle[]

  • “This is a nice rifle."
  • "I'm gonna take this rifle."

Other[]

  • "Grenades here!"
  • [ When picking up a crowbar ] "Man, I feel like I'm Gordon Freeman!"
  • [ When picking up SIG SG 552 ] "Oh, MAN! This is just like Counter-Strike!"

Infected related[]

Boomer[]

Hearing[]

  • "Careful, I hear a Boomer." (3 versions)
  • "Careful, there's a Boomer around." (2 versions)
  • "Look out, we got a Boomer around here!" (2 versions)
  • "Watch your fire, I hear a Boomer."
  • "Watch it, I hear a Boomer." (2 versions)
  • "I definitely hear a Boomer." (2 versions)
  • "Heads up, man! I hear a Boomer." (2 versions)
  • "Aw man! That sounds like a Boomer!" (2 versions)
  • "I hear a Boomer." (3 versions)

Spotting[]

  • "BOOMER!"

Vomited on[]

  • "Ugh! ugh! (spits)"
  • "(spits) shit!"

Hunter[]

Hearing[]

  • "Careful now. There's a Hunter around here." (2 versions)
  • "I hear a Hunter!" (2 versions)
  • "There's a Hunter out there!" (2 versions)
  • "Careful, I hear a Hunter!" (2 versions)
  • "Watch your back, I hear a Hunter." (2 versions)

Spotting[]

  • "HUNTER!"

Pinned[]

  • "Ahhh! Get off me! Get it off me!"
Hunter pounces another Survivor[]

Smoker[]

Hearing[]

  • "I hear a Smoker." (2 versions)
  • "Careful, I smell a Smoker." (2 versions)
  • "Smoker - somewhere around here." (2 versions)
  • "There's a Smoker around here." (2 versions)

Pulled[]

  • "No, no, NO , NOOOOOO!!!"

Choked[]

  • "Help!"

Spotting[]

  • "SMOKER!"

Tank[]

  • [ Spotting Tank ] "TANK!"

Pounded[]

  • "GET THIS THING OFF ME!!
  • AH SHIT AH SHIT STOP THIS THING!! IT'S CRUSHING ME!!
  • AHHH IT'S CRUSHING ME!! (2 versions)
  • SHOOT IT, I CAN'T BREATH, SHOOT IT!!

Witch[]

Hearing[]

  • "There's a witch around here!"
  • "I hear, a Witch!"
  • "I hear a damn Witch!"
  • "Hold on hold on, Shh. That's a Witch!"
  • "Shh I hear a Witch!"
  • "Ahh damn, a Witch's around here!"
  • "Stop stop stop! I hear a Witch!"

Telling other Survivors to turn off lights[]

  • "Lights off!"
  • "Kill the light man."
  • "Kill that light."
  • "Flashlight off."
  • "Turn your light off."

Responding to an angry Witch[]

  • "Yo, the Witch ain't gonna sit still much longer!"
  • "Oh man, do not piss the Witch off."
  • "Stop freaking out the damn Witch!"
  • "The Witch is getting up!!"
  • "Will you stop that shit? The witch ain't gonna sit still much longer."

Jockey[]

Note: Louis will reuse his voice lines upon getting pinned by Hunter whenever he's getting Ridden by a Jockey.

  • [ Spotting a Jockey ] JOCKEY!
  • [ Seeing a Jockeyed Survivor ] Look at that zombie jumping on 'em!
  • [ Seeing a Jockeyed Survivor ] That's some crazy zombie! (2 versions)

Spitter[]

  • [ Spotting a Spitter ] Spitter!
  • [ Getting hit by a Spitter goo ] Aww, shit!
  • [ Getting hit by a Spitter goo ] MOVE IT!

Charger[]

Note: Louis will reuse his voicelines upon getting attacked by a Tank while incapacitated whenever he's getting pummeled by a Charger.

  • [ Spotting a Charger ] Charger!

Common Infected Approaching[]

  • "Heads up!" (2 versions)
  • "Watch out!" (2 versions)
  • "Look out!" (2 versions)

Horde[]

  • [ When Francis calls the Infected vampires ] "They're not vampires man they zombies!"
  • [ After alerting horde ] "Here they come!"
  • "They're coming!"
  • "Incoming!"

Killing Special Infected[]

  • “Got it!"(2 versions)
  • “Dead!"(2 versions)
  • "Killed it!"(2 versions)

Another Survivor Kills Special Infected[]

  • "Oh hell yes!"
  • "POW!"
  • "Nice shot!"(2 versions)
  • "Whooo! Nice baby!"
  • "Great shot!"
  • "Whoa, nice shot!"
  • "Oh man! Great shot!"
  • "Nice one!"
  • "That was great!"

Level Specific[]

No Mercy[]

The Apartments[]

  • "The subway can take us straight to Mercy Hospital."
  • [ Upon reaching the street in the apartments ] "Subway station's just around the corner."
  • "The station's just up the street."
  • [ Spotting a subway station entrance ] "Station's up the street!"
  • "There it is."
  • "This way."
  • "Get to the station."
  • "There's the station."

The Subway[]

  • "Red Line North is the way."
  • "We gotta take the Red Line North to Mercy Hospital."
  • "The Red Line will take us to Mercy."
  • [ Approaching the blocked area ] "Damn! The line's blocked."
  • "Tracks are blocked. We gotta find another way."
  • "Alright, no problem. Now we just gotta get out of the subway."
  • [ Upon reaching the pawn shop "Safe house in the pawn shop!"
  • "Get to the pawn shop!"

The Sewer[]

  • [ Walking inside the Burger Tank restaurant ] "Should be around here."
  • "I think it's this way."
  • "We should be close."
  • [ Mercy Hospital spotted ] "Hospital's just past the water works."
  • "There's the hospital."
  • [ Approaching the hydraulic lift near the gas station ] "Excellent. We can use that lift."
  • "Get on the lift!" (3 versions)
  • "Everybody, get on the lift."
  • [ Entering the warehouse ] "Through the warehouse."
  • [ Walking downstairs ] "Bet it's just a little further."
  • "Still can't get used to this."
  • [ Upon entering the sewers ] "This is not going to be sanitary..."
  • "This... is gonna be messy."
  • "Well into the sewers we go."
  • "Phew, Francis."
  • "Mercy Hospital should be right above us."
  • [ Coming out of the sewer ] "The hospital!"
  • "Get to the hospital!"
  • "The hospital! We made it!"
  • "Hurry, everyone!"

The Hospital[]

  • [ When climbing up the stairs in Mercy Hospital ] "Were they saving people or killing them?"
  • "This doesn't smell like a hospital..."
  • [ In response to Bill's hatred of stairs ] "It's good for you, Bill. Cardio!"
  • "Stairs are a good workout."
  • [ Elevator arrived ] "Into the elevator!"
  • "Elevator's here!"
  • "To the elevator!"
  • "Get in the elevator!"
  • Upon reaching the 28th floor "We need to find access to the roof!"
  • "We need to find roof access."
  • [ Spotting a safe room ] "The roof's this way."
  • "Roof this way."
  • "Let's go! LET'S GO!"

Rooftop Finale[]

  • "Better chopper pilot be happy to hear from us."
  • "Well, this is it."
  • "Well, it can only get better, right?"
  • "Let's find that radio." (2 versions)
  • Upon reaching the rooftop "There's the landing pad."
  • "I hear the pilot!"
  • [ Pilot being called ] "Okay, the chopper's comin'."
  • "Help is on the way. I can't believe it, but I think we might actually make it outta here!"
  • [ Rescue helicopter spotted ] "The heli's here! Let's go!"
  • "The helicopter's here! Let's go!"
  • [ Rescue helicopter arrived in the pickup point ] "Everyone in the helicopter! Go!"
  • "Get to the helicopter!"

Crash Course[]

  • [ At the start of Crash Course ] "I've got a bad feeling about this...Oh, it passed. I think we're gonna be just fine."
  • Francis: "You're still wearin' that tie, Louis? What, you got a meeting? Hah hah!"
    • Louis: "That's funny, Francis, why don't you take your mustache, and your little vest and your chaps find yourself a parade?"
      • Francis: "I don't see whats wrong with vests..."
  • “On the bright, look at all the great scenery we would've missed if we flew over this in a helicopter, huh."
  • "Francis, why would you bet that we're doomed?"
  • Francis: "Hey, Mr. Positive, we just crashed. You got something positive to say about that?"
    • Louis: "We're walking away from that, ain't we?" / "That was my first time in the helicopter. [ Heavy breathing ] Pretty exciting."
  • "For once, we're in a complete agreement, Francis."
  • "Well I guess we're walking."
    • Francis: "I hate walking."
      • Louis: "In five minutes ago, you hated flying."
        • Francis: "And it turns out I was right about that."
  • Francis: "Alright, nobody panic. I have a plan."
    • Louis: "Great. What is it?"
  • Zoey: "Seconded, what the hell?"
    • Louis: "Looks like we're gonna have to walk outta here."
  • "Damn, I had a good feeling about that helicopter too."
  • "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
  • [ Upon seeing the pilot's corpse ] "Poor guy. He tried to help us."
  • [ Spotting a truck blocking the alley ] "That truck is blocking the alley."
  • [ Entering the warehouse near the blocked alley ] "Anything in this warehouse?"
  • "We can get back up over here."
  • "We can cross the river on that bridge!"
  • [ Before starting the Crescendo Event on The Alleys ] "How are we gonna get past the barricade?"
  • "Someone needs to fire that big-ass gun."
  • "We can fire that big-ass gun to break the barricade."
  • [ Fire on the bridge subsides ] "The fire's out. Let's get across that bridge!"
  • [ Approaching the safe room ] "A safe house, down there!"
  • "Riverside! We headed the right way."
  • "Man if it gets us to a safe zone, it's my favorite town on the planet."
  • "If we can just make it to Riverside, we're home free. guys."
  • "Canada? Francis, we're in Pennsylvania."
  • “Team building exercise every Tuesday. Man, they ought to try this zombie bullshit."
  • "Wall Street Weekly. There's no more Wall Street Weekly. Damn!"
  • “So I'm thinking, either we're immune from all this or we're getting real lucky.
  • [ When he sees the Recycling factory ] "We get out of this alive, I can't wait to have to recycle shit again."
  • [ When Francis comes across a sign that says 'For Lease' ] Francis: "For Lease."
    • Louis: "I'll be damned, Francis! When'd you learn to read?"
  • [ In the safe room ] "We should try and find this depot?"
  • "Which way to the depot?"
  • [ When coming across an alley in Truck Depot Finale ] "Hey Francis, wasn't this the alley you were born in?"
    • Francis: "Yeah, hahaha. Is this the one you're gonna die in?"
  • [ Approaching the cargo container ] "Through this container."
  • "Through the truckyard."
  • "Up that fence."
  • "Over that truck."
  • "Cool truck."
  • "Looks like they were working here for a while."
  • "If we power up the generator, we can bring down the lift."
  • "We need to bring down that truck."
  • "Somebody power up the generator."
  • "Somebody needs to activate the lift."
  • "The lift is powered. Hit it."

Generator[]

Starting[]
  • "Alright, alright. Come on baby. Start for me."
  • "Alright, alright. Come onnn. Come on, catch."
Stalling[]
  • "The damn generator broke again!"
  • "The generator's off!"
  • "We need to restart the generator!"
  • "Someone needs to restart the generator!"
Restarting[]
  • "Start! Start! Damn generator! Start dammit! Start!"
  • "Oh god! Hurry up! HURRY UP! Goddammit generator, start!"
  • "Come onn! Hurry up! Hurry up! I'm starting not like this, generator!"

Armored truck lowered[]

  • "It's down. Get in!"
  • "Out of the way, Francis. I'm driving." (2 versions)

Death Toll[]

The Turnpike[]

  • "I heard the military was evacuating people to Riverside." / "I heard reports that Riverside held out."
    • Zoey: "Unless anyone has a better plan, I say we head there."
      • Louis: "We get to Riverside, and we'll probably be all right."
  • [ Spotting a destroyed bridge ] "Ah hell, the bridge is out."
  • [ Spotting a way around the destroyed bridge ] "Looks like we can get back up the other side."
  • [ In car-clogged tunnel ] "Man, I don't like this one damn bit."
  • [ Barricade blocking the path ] "The tunnel's blocked!"

The Drains[]

  • "This must be overflow pipes for Riverside."
    • Francis: "How the hell do you know that?"
      • Louis: "Interesting true story: In 1975, the local township d-"
        • Francis: "You know what? I just realized I don't care. Lead on."
  • "We have to lower that platform!"
  • "That'll seal the lock."

The Church[]

  • [ At train yard exit ] "We can cross up here."
  • [ On road ] "Almost to Riverside."
  • “Church still got its lights on."
  • [ During "Church Guy" Scene ] "Mister, if one of us gets killed out here, I'm gonna shoot my way in there and beat you to death with my gun!"
  • "Sir, PLEASE! We're not infected!"

The Town[]

  • "If you ignore the crazy guy and the zombies, nice town."
  • "The Riverside's a bust. Let's just get to the river."
  • "If we get to the river, we can find a boat."
  • "Goddamn it, there's gotta be some place that held out."

Boathouse Finale[]

  • [ After exiting first house ] "Careful, this is wide open."
  • [ Calling the boat ] "Go on and head out. We're ready."
  • [ Boat being summoned ] "Okay. We gotta hold out until the rescue boat gets here!"
  • [ Rescue boat spotted ] "The boat's here! Let's go!"
  • "Our boat is here. Let's go!"
  • [ Rescue boat arrived in the pickup point ] "Get to the boat!" (2 versions)
  • "Run to the boat!"

Dead Air[]

  • [ Noticing the ruined city in The Greenhouse ] "Man, this will take forever to rebuild."
  • Activating The Crane Crescendo Event "Stay positive, guys! I got a good feeling about this!"
  • [ Leaving Safe house in The Terminal ] "Man, they really trashed this place."
  • "They really trashed this airport."
  • [ When a random plane crashes on the runway ] "Holy shit!"
  • [ Rescue plane's rear fuselage opened ] "Get to the plane!" (2 versions)

Blood Harvest[]

  •  Reaching the trailer after a small bridge ] Francis: "Nice place."
    • Louis: "Yeah I bet your country-ass does like this trailer."
  • Bill: "This side passage better lead somewhere!" / Francis: "This better go through."
    • Louis: "Stay positive, guys! I got a good feeling about this!"
  • [ Talking to the soldier via radio ] "We're set to go, sir. Anytime you're ready."
  • "We're good to go whenever you are."
  • [ Military rescue summoned ] "Alright, now we just got to hold on until the truck gets here!"
  • "Our ride outta here is on its way!"
  • [ Rescue truck spotted ] "The truck's here! Let's go!"
  • [ Rescue truck arrived in the pickup point ] "Get to the truck! TO THE TRUCK!"
  • "Get to the TRUCK!"

The Sacrifice[]

Intro[]

  • "Military jail, a train ride, and now... back to walking?"
    • Bill: "It'll do you good, son."
      • Louis: "I'm trying to keep my head up, Bill." / "Look, I'm trying, Bill. I'm trying."
  • "Hey, Bill! Look, there's a boat! Ah hell, there's boats everywhere."
    • Bill: "Nope. Gotta be a sailboat."
      • Louis: "Why's that?"
        • Bill: "I ain't stoppin' every fifteen minutes to go look for gas."
  • "I think she's mad at Bill." (Referring to Zoey)
  • Francis: "Man, Zoey is pissed."
    • Louis: "Well I'm pissed too." / "Yeah, I'm pissed too." / "I'm pissed too." / "Yeah, I'm really pissed."
  • "We GOTTA be getting close to the Gulf. I can almost smell the salt water."
  • "I got a good feeling about this island."
  • "Zoey, come on. We have to work together."
  • "Francis am I alone in hating boats?"
  • Francis: "Wow, I never thought I'd say this, but I wanna hang out with Louis."
    • Louis: "Well thanks, man."
  • Francis: "Holy shit. Did that truck have a head-on collision with the boat? I wish coulda seen that."
    • Bill: "Shut up, Francis."
      • Louis: "Actually, I'd like to see that too."
  • Francis: "I was getting tired of being cooped up. Looking forward to some walking."
    • Louis: "Way to go, Francis. Some cardio is just what we need."
  • Bill: "Out here, they're immune, dead, or zombies."
    • Louis: "How can we be sure they're immune?"

The Docks[]

Approaching the area under the destroyed bridge[]
  • "This is why the harbor's closed."
  • "Are you sure this is the right way?"
Approaching a train car with the Tank inside[]
  • "Man, a tank in a train."
  • "Only way is through this car."
Opening a train door with the Tank inside[]
  • "You all sure no one else doesn't want to open this door?"
  • "I'll open this, but I'm not going to be happy."
  • "Get ready, I don't have a good feeling about this."
  • "Get ready, I'm opening the door."
  • "Stay positive guys, we can handle this."
  • "Man, why am I always opening these things?"
Inside the train car[]
  • "Hey Francis what do they make at the tank factory?"
  • "Tanks on a train."
  • "Ewww! This is some gross ass shit."
Reaching the brick factory[]
  • "Past the bricks."
  • "On top of the bricks."

The Barge[]

Safe Room[]
  • [ Translating the Japanese graffiti ] "Let me see...uh...Taki...I love you...Goodbye."
    • [ In response to Francis asking how he did that ] "I interned in Tokyo."
      • [ In response to Francis asking how to say "Bill's an idiot" in Japanese ] “Bill-san, baka desu."
        • [ In response to Francis complimenting him, saying "Francis's an idiot too." in Japanese ] “Francis, baka desho."
  • "We're gonna find that sail boat right around the corner. You just watch."
    • Francis: "Louis, if you don't stop being positive, I'm gonna sink the boat just to make you sad."
      • Louis: "Thinking positive got me where I am, Francis."
  • "Even if it does go back to normal, they're not lettin' us back in. I think this island's the only chance we got."
  • [ in joking response to Francis's insinuations that Louis could be a serial killer ] "I can't wait to wear your skin as a pretty dress, Francis"
  • Bill: "Shut up, Franc- alright that's not a bad idea." / Zoey: "Because Francis... hey, yeah what the hell, Bill?"
    • Louis: "Let's make a note of that for next time, alright?"
Climbing the gravel hill[]
  • "I can barely make it up here!"
  • "Gravel here!"
  • "This is like running in place."
  • "Lookout! Crows!"
  • "Ahhh... dammit... the crows are bringin' the zombies!"
  • "Everyone into the chute!"

Port Finale[]

Inside the safe room[]
  • "Never thought I'd be happy to be heading to a deserted island."
  • "You know what I miss? Checking email. Seeing what's new."
    • Bill: "Bah. Keep your computers, e-mails, whatever. Just give me a pen and a paper."
      • Louis: "How old are you again, Bill?" / "Bill, did they have TV when you were young?"
  • "One thing I'm not gonna miss about civilization? I.T. I will never have to tell another human being to reboot their damn computer."
    • "But you know, as long as I have a Molotov I can make a firewall!"
      • "Get it Francis? A firewall?"
  • "Hey, Zoey. We're actually headed to an island. Top ten desert island movies. Go."
  • "No more internet, no more Xbox, no more nothing..."
  • "So... once we're on a boat... can zombies swim?"
    • Zoey: "In most movies, they sink."
      • Louis: "Yeah, I read them in books too."
        • Zoey: "I think that means we're safe."
          • Louis: "I don't remember what that feels like."
  • "Bill, when we get to the keys, you got an island in mind?"
  • Francis: "Hey um, Louis. Did I ever mention how I feel about islands?"
    • Louis: "Come on, Francis. Give it a rest."
    • Francis: "No, I'm being serious. I really hate islands. I have insulophobia. I'm afraid of islands."
    • Louis: "Are you joking?"
    • Francis: "No, man. It's a medical condition. Just my goddamn luck."
    • Louis: "Shit, Francis. When we get there. I got your back. I'm gonna keep an eye on an island for ya."
    • Francis: "Stupid island."
    • Louis: "Punk island!"
    • Francis: "Dumb-ass island shithole."
    • Louis: "Punk ass island bitch better watch yourself once Louis and Francis on the case." / "Punk-ass bitch island."
  • "I'm in too good of a mood to get mad at you, Francis."
  • "Hey, Francis. I got a good feeling about wearing your skin as a pretty dress."
  • "Francis. You're ready to get to the keys and have ourselves a seafood feast?"
    • Francis: "I hate fish."
      • Louiss: "Well hater. I guess you don't have to eat any then."
Spotting a sailboat[]
  • "There's the boat we need. Let's get the bridge up and sail outta here."
  • "Hey Francis. See that? That's what the sailboat looks like."
  • "We need to raise the bridge to get that sailboat."
  • "This looks like the last bridge before open water."
Starting the Generator[]
  • "These generators are gonna be noisy. Get ready."
  • "Let's start this generator!"
  • "We need to power these three generators to raise the bridge."
  • "There generators must be set up to power the bridge."
  • [ Last generator ] "Last generator!"
Bridge available[]
  • "We did it! To the bridge!"
  • "Get to the bridge!"
Bridge stopped[]
  • "Oh shit! The bridge stopped!"
  • "The bridge stopped!"
When sacrificing himself[]
  • "Stay there, don't worry about me none!"
  • "I'll handle this! Cover me!"
  • "Good luck you guys! I got this."
  • "I'm gonna miss you guys!"
  • "Don't worry, I'll be fine! Stay there!"
  • "I swear to god I'm coming back!"
  • "Stay there! I'll be back in two minutes!"
  • "I love you guys!"
  • "If I go down, don't come after me!"
  • "Hey guys? Remember when I said don't come after me? I was kidding, can someone come get me? HELP!!!!"
Francis sacrifices himself[]
  • "Thanks Francis!"
  • "I'm gonna... I'm gonna miss that guy."
  • "FRANCIS!"
Zoey sacrifices herself[]
  • "Oh my god! Zoey!"
  • "Zoey! You saved us!"
  • "Ah Damnit, Zoey's dead!"
  • "Not Zoey!"
Bill sacrifices himself[]
  • "Bill! Bill! You saved us!"
  • "No! We're gonna leave him behind!"
  • "Bill! Goddamnit, I'm going to miss you!"
  • "Bill! Bill! You can't be dead! You can't be."
  • "BILLLLLLLL!"

The Passing[]

Intro

  • Francis: "Louis, I told you they were vampires! Louis: "No, they're not, Francis. Tell them they have to get to the other side of the bridge." Francis: "I'm not talking to any goddamn vampires!"

The Port[]

[ Intro][]

  • Louis: "Hello! I'm Louis, and this is Zoey and Francis. I'm sorry, I dind't catch your names."
    • Nick: "We're the people with the car, that need to get over the bridge."
    • Louis: "You're right, Francis. He's not friendly. I think Bill would have shot him by now."
    • Francis: "Oh yeah, Bill definitely would have shot him."
    • Nick: "Oh good, glad that's cleared up. What now?"
    • Louis: "Just go fill up the generator and we'll lower the bridge, even if you are acting like that."
  • Louis: "Hey, you made it!"
    • Coach: "Damn right, we're getting good at killing these things."
    • Louis: "Where you guys headin'?"
    • Coach: "New Orleans, want to come with us?"
    • Louis: "Nah, better not. We've had enough with the military."
    • Coach: "So how do we gonna get this bridge down?"
    • Louis: "Take that elevator down, fill up the generator, and we'll take care of the rest."
  • Louis: "Hey, you made it! Where you headin?"
    • Ellis: "We heard New Orleans is the last hold out. You know, just figured we'd go there. Hey, you folks wanna come with us?"
    • Francis: "Nah, good luck with that. We've had enough of the military"
    • Louis: "Let's get you on your way. Head down and fill up the generator. We'll cover you from up here."
    • Ellis: "Sounds good. Thanks, man."
  • Louis: "You made it! Now you just need to fill that generator and we can raise the bridge! We can even help cover you from up here."
    • Coach: "Hey listen, thanks for the help. And when the bridge is down, you're more than welcome to come with us."
    • Louis: "I don't think that would work."
    • Coach: "Hell, we can even leave Ellis behind and make room for y'all"
    • Ellis: "Hey, what?!
    • Louis: "Thanks! Sounds good but i think we're gonna stay on our own"
    • Coach: "All right, understood. Y'all keep safe now."
  • Louis: "They made it! I told you guys they were gonna make it!"
    • Rochelle: "Of course we made it."
    • Louis: "Francis said you weren't goin' to make it. But i said i had a good feelin' about you."
    • Rochelle: "Thanks. where did you come from?"
    • Louis: "I'm Louis. My leg's all messed up, but i can still shoot this big ass gun. All you need to do is fill up that generator down there.
  • Louis: "You made it! Now you just need to fill that generator and we can raise the bridge! We can even help cover you from up here."
    • Rochelle: "Hey! i didn't see you from the other side."
    • Louis: "Yeah, i stayed here. i'm okay just a little banged up. It wasn't easy getting up here, we lost a man"
    • Rochelle: "Then are you sure you want to lower the bridge?"
    • Louis: "Yeah. We'll help you."
    • Rochelle: "Do you want to come along with us?"
    • Louis: "Sorry, I really am. You seem nice but... we're good on our own. Now fill up the generator and let's get you on your way.
    • Rochelle: "Okay, but if you change your mind..."
    • Louis: "Okay."

Finale cutscene (As the new Survivors are leaving)[]

  • "I'm gonna miss them. It was nice to see some normal people again."
    • Zoey: Don't worry, they won't be the last.
  • "I'm gonna miss those guys."
  • I'm gonna miss them. It was nice to see normal people again...except that Nick guy."
  • "I think we're gonna see more of that guy." Zoey: "Where? At the Mall?"
  • "Bye Coach! Keep it positive!"
  • Bye, Ellis! You're gonna make it to New Orleans! I know you will! Go, Ellis, go!"
  • "I got a good feeling about them...I think they're gonna be ok!"
  • "Bye Coach! Bye Ro! Bye Ellis! Bye...what's your name."
  • [ After killing a Tank, said two different ways ] "That...is for Bill!"

Friendly Fire[]

  • [ When shot ] "Do I look like one of them?"
  • "Hey man, that hurt!"
  • "Ow, man! Ow! Why you shootin' me?!"
  • "Watch where you're shooting!"
  • "Oh, what the hell? Why you shootin' me?!"
  • "Ah! Will you knock it off?"
  • "Whoa, whoa! Hey! Don't shoot, don't shoot me!"
  • "OOOW!! Mother—"
  • "Look at my face! Do I look like them?"
  • "Ow, would you knock it off?!"
  • "Hey man, that's not cool."
  • "Man, what the hell? Quit shooting me!"
  • "You know I'd appreciate it if you'd STOP SHOOTING ME!"
  • "I will shoot you back next time."
  • "Whoa, whoa! Don't shoot it's me!"
  • [ When shot by Zoey ] "You gotta stop that shit, Zoey!"
  • "Zoey!"
  • [ When shot by Bill ]
    • "Old man, stop shooting me!"
    • "Whoah whoah whoah! Jesus, Bill, what are you doing?!"
    • "William, come on man."
    • "Watch it, Bill!"
    • "Bill!" (3 versions)
  • [ If shot again ] "I cannot believe you shot me again!"
  • [ When shot by Francis ]
    • "Francis, that's my ASS you're shooting!"
    • "FRANCIS! What the hell is wrong with you?!"
    • "Go on! Do it one more time, fat man!"
    • "Francis!" (2 versions)

Cut lines[]

No Mercy[]

  • [ Intro ] "I used to take the subway to Mercy Hospital. Grab the red line, a transfer, and two stops. When this gets back to normal, I'm never gonna complain about that transfer again."
  • "Can't this thing move any faster?"
  • "Man, you CANNOT give up."
  • "Should be around here."
  • "Man, why'd you shoot the car?!"
  • "Don't shoot the car!"
  • "Man, I pressed the button!"
  • "I'll call the elevator."
  • "Get ready, I called the elevator."
  • "Get ready, I pressed the elevator.

Death Toll[]

  • [ Intro ] "Me and my family used to go camping down by the lake. That's where we were heading...only, it wasn't Momma's cookin' waiting for us at the end of this trip."
  • "But we heard gunshots less than an hour ago! There's GOTTA be someone left!"
  • "Is he paddling the boat in with his damn hands?"
  • "Gunfire means people. We gotta hurry!"
  • "We have to get across the bridge!"
  • "Wow! That was cool... Oh wait, how do we get across?"
  • "Now that's a damn fireball!"
  • "We have to find another way."
  • "Hit the button."
  • "Riverside! The military's dug in there! Shipping out refugees."
  • "Riverside! At least we're going the right way."
  • "Hey, Hartford Mining! This should take us to Riverside!"
  • "They shoulda kept movin'..."
  • "We have to lower that platform!"
  • "I don't think getting to Riverside helped."
  • "This shit seemed cooler in movies."
  • "Graveyards used to spook me a little."
  • "There I was wishin' I was in Riverside."
  • "Well, looks like we ain't gonna find any help in Riverside."
  • "I could see coming back here once this is over."
  • "Does anybody know what the hell he's talking about?"
  • "I'm getting a seriously bad vibe off this guy."
  • "Anyone else sick of arguing with the lunatic?"
  • "I think I'd rather take my chances with this guy than die on the shore."
  • "Dunno if I trust him. Guess we ain't got much of a choice, though."
  • "Boat man, get your fat ass over here."

Dead Air[]

  • [ Intro ] "We were gonna take the roof tops to the airport. It was supposed to be about a mile to the terminal. Longest damn mile of my life."
  • "Terry's dead. How can we help?"
  • "We ain't Terry, man. You need refuelin', right?"
  • "I'm a little scared, never been in a plane before."
  • "Hey! If we refuel you, can you fly us out of here?"
  • "You're a pilot? Can you fly us out?"
  • "I see it. Give us a second to get ready."
  • "I see the button. Give us a minute to get ready."

Blood Harvest[]

  • [ Intro ] "We started out on a hill top. Far as I was concerned, that's where we should've stayed. Instead, we headed to a farm house on the bad side of the tracks. Nowadays, though, I guess it's all on the bad side of the tracks."
  • "Yes! My God, yes! You didn't get me, did you? No you did not! Louis beat all your asses!"
  • "I have no idea how this is going to work."
  • "Never thought I'd say it, but I miss the city."
  • "We. Are. SAVED!
  • "We got four immune here!"
  • "I am alive! You hear that? I am breathing and it feels good!"

Miscellaneous[]

  • "You do those tattoos yourself, Francis? It'd explain all the misspellings."
  • "When this is over with? I'm buyin' all three of you mansions."
  • "Bill, would you please say one positive thing before I shoot you?"
  • "You were born a crusty old bastard, weren't you, Bill?"
  • "Can zombies swim?"
  • "I had a nice house before this. A 401k... Dammit! I had a really nice 401k!"
  • "Man, I do wish I'd bought stock in ammo manufacturers now."
  • "Look at the bright side: overpopulation? Bad economy? All fixed now."
  • "When things go back to normal, Zoey, Bill - I'm giving you both jobs. Francis, I'll help you sign your fat ass back up on welfare."
  • "Oh no, I'm straight."
  • "Francis, you gotta lighten up, buddy."
  • "Stay frosty."
  • "Francis, don't hate me for being beautiful."
  • "Cocked and locked. Let's show these things how we cure infection."
  • "Think of it like this, Bill: How could it get any worse?"
  • "Yeah, yeah, there you go!"
  • "ZOMBIES. Say it, Francis."
  • "How many damn times are you gonna shoot me?"
  • "Fat man, what the HELL is wrong with you?"
  • "Zoey, you know you're shooting me, right?"
  • "Ow! I ain't damn bulletproof."
  • "Man, I hope I never get on your bad side."
  • "There's something over there."
  • "There is definitely something over there."
  • "Kilt your bitch ass. Bitch."
  • "Sit yer steroid ass down, bitch."
  • "Yeah, yeah, Louis just shot yer bitch ass."
  • "How you like that? Funky-ass bitch."
  • "Punk-ass bitch."
  • "Oh it's BITCH apocalypse now, bitch."
  • "When all this is over, you think they'll call us heroes? We are savin' humanity, right? I mean, a very small, four-person chunk of it, but still."
  • "Yeah, I won. Yeah, yeah."
  • "Hoody-ass bitch."
  • "Funky-smellin' bitch."
  • "Set yer bitch ass on fire!"
  • "I don't know, this shit look real jerry-rigged."
  • "Are you out of your damn mind!"
  • "ARE YOU INSANE?"
  • "What the hell was that?"
  • "Did you hear that?"
  • "Are you seeing this?"
  • "Oh come the hell on."
  • "Zombies might have done us a favor, really. Think about it. We get to start over now."
  • "My last life? District IT manager at Fischer Platt. Not good practice for zombie killing, you know?"
  • "Folks I was with before you three, wouldn't keep movin'. Figured they could wait it out. They couldn't."
  • "I think I just discovered a cure for infection. Lead."
  • "Infected or not - they don't like bullets."
  • "Smile when it hurts the most. That's my philosophy."
  • "Winning isn't everything. Wantin' to win is."
  • "We'll beat 'em 'cause we're better than them. Period."
  • "Humanity ain't beat, it's just takin' a breather."
  • "We'll be laughin' about it when we get to the other side."
  • "Even I can't make lemonade out of this shit."
  • "I guess I'm just a glass-half-full guy."
  • "Ahhh, probably for the best."
  • "Alright, that makes us even."

Additional Community Lines[]

  • "It sure is cold."
  • "I-i bet it's gonna warm up... real soon."
  • "I mean, how much colder can it get? This has to be the worst."
  • "I heard there's a military base just south of here."
  • "What is this place?"
  • "Zombies are driving trucks?!"
  • "But i'm sure someone's alive, let's go look!"
  • "Let's go down to the dock."
  • "Let's grab a boat."
  • "Man, I feel like i'm Gordon Freeman."
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