Louis/Quotes and Captions

"I'm gonna teach your ass how to read."
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A list of Louis' Quotes and cut quotes, also known as Captions, in Left 4 Dead.

IntroEdit

[ Upon hearing an incoming horde ] "Oh shit, SHIT, SHIIT! THEY'RE COMING!"
[ Upon startling the Witch ] "WHAT THE?!"
[ While shooting the Witch ] "AHHHH! DIE! DIE! DIE!"
[ While shooting the Witch ] "DO YOU NOT DIE?!"
[ Calling out to a passing helicopter ] "Heeeey! We're over here! We're not infected! Down here! Dammit!"
[ When pounced by the Hunter ] "GET IT!"
[ Asking Bill the attack plan for an incoming Tank ] "Run, or shoot? RUN OR SHOOT?"
[ While running down an alleyway and pointing out a staircase to the rooftops ] "Get to the roof!"
[ Upon dodging the Tank's rock throw ] "Heads up!"
[ Upon reaching the safety of the roof ] "We made it...I can't believe we made it!"

GeneralEdit

"Well, it can only get better, right?"
"Humanity's gonna bounce right back - you watch!"
"When things go back to normal, Zoey, Bill, I'm giving you both jobs. Francis, I'm gonna teach yo ass how to read."
"Oh c'mon, cheer up, we're almost through."
"Guys at the office used to laugh at me when I hit the rifle range at lunch. Ain't so damn funny now, is it?!"
"How long were you in prison, Francis?"
"They comin'! You guys ready?"
"I...am bad. Ahhaha, I am bad! Yes I am! Whooo! That's right, let's call ourselves the Unstoppables!"
"Oh yeah! Who's yo mama?! Who's yo daddy?!"
[ Arrival to the finale ] "I knew we were going to make it!"
"We're almost outta here." ( 2 versions )
"[ Belch ] 'Scuse me."
[ Rescue vehicle arrived ] "RUN!"
"Let's get the hell outta here!"

The following are lines used on the PC "commands" and "responses" lists when (by default) typing Z or X.

"Yes" responsesEdit

"I'm cool with that."
"Yes."
"Cool."
"Okay."
"Allright"
"Yeah"

"No" responsesEdit

"That's some country-ass bullshit!"
"No way."
"I said No!"
"Nope."
"Not a chance."
"No."
"No way man."
"Uh uh"

"Hurrah" responsesEdit

“BOOM-diah!"
“WOOOOOO! Baby, aw riiiight!"
“Hell yeah!"
“Nothing can stop us!"
“We are gonna be OK!"
“They can`t stop us now!"
“I-am bad. I AM BAD. YES I AM. WHOO!"
"We're gonna be okay."
“Nothing can stop us, you hear me, nothing!"
"Nice job."

"Arrgh" responsesEdit

“Oh no!"
"Owww."

"Wait" responsesEdit

"Hold up, lets wait here"
"Chill, lets wait here"
"Hold up, hold up"

"Thank you" responsesEdit

“Yo, thanks man."
"Thanks. I owe you one."
"Thanks, I owe you a big one."

"Let's go" commandsEdit

"All right, let's go."
"Time to move" (alternative that has a typo misspelling "Time" as "Tme)
"Let's go."
"Let's move, let's move!"
"I really think we should keep moving."
"Whaddya say we get moving?"
"Let's go."

"Lead on" commandsEdit

"You take the lead."

"Look" commandsEdit

“Safe house up ahead!"
“Oh, man. Look at this!"
“Look at this."
"Oh man, you better look at this."
“Check this out."
“Over there."
“Look!"

"Taunt" commandsEdit

[ loud evil laugh ] (3 versions)
"Yeah, baby! Yeah!"
"[ loud evil laugh ] Yeah!"
“Who hoo. That's right!"
"That's right!"
"Alright!"
"Hell yeah! HELL YEAH!"
"Oh yeah! Who's your momma? Who's your daddy?"

Health relatedEdit

Looking at PillsEdit

“Grab some pills over here!"
"Pills here!"

Taking PillsEdit

"Grabbin' pills."
"I'd better grab everything I can."
"All I know is I'm grabbin PILLS!"

Giving PillsEdit

“Take this."
“Here, I got something for you."

Taking First Aid KitEdit

“Grabbing First Aid."
"First Aid."

Zoey DiesEdit

"Damn, Zoey.." (chokes up)
"Zoey! My plans! MY PLANS!"
"Zoey! Goddammit!"
"GODDAMMIT ZOEY WAKE UP!"

Bill DiesEdit

"Bill! Aw, shit!'
"This shit was not in my plans!"
“Oh shit, Shit, SHIT!"
“NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Francis DiesEdit

"Francis! No!"
"Jesus, Francis, no! Francis!"

Medium HealthEdit

[ To Zoey ] "Zoey, any chance I could get some First-Aid?"
[ To Francis ] "Francis, mind spottin' me a Med-kit?"
[ To Bill ] "Bill, could I get some First-Aid?"

Critically Low HealthEdit

"I ain't dyin' man, death gonna have to pry me off the Earth."
"If I go down, go on without me—actually no, wait, save my ass."
"Any of you guys cub scouts? Surprisingly ineffective at preparing you for some shit like this!"
"I ain't got time to bleed! Oh hell, I am bleeding!"
"Oh man...every damn thing hurts."
"I don't wanna die. I know nobody wants to die, but...I'm like fifty times that!"
"At this rate...I...I'm not gonna make it..."
"I'm not kidding. We need to find me some First-Aid."

IncapacitatedEdit

“Can't anyone hear me? I need some help over here!"
“What part of help do you not understand?! HELP!"
[ Screams ]
“Need a little help over here!"
“Can't you hear me?! I need some help!"
“I NEED some HELP!"

Healing SelfEdit

“Wait up while I heal."
"Hold up, I gotta heal."
"Cover me."
"Watch my back."

Zoey has Low HealthEdit

"Go on and heal up, girl."

Bill has Low HealthEdit

“Maybe you oughta heal up."
"Hey Bill. Might be a good time to patch yerself up."

Francis has Low HealthEdit

“Hey tough guy, heal up."
“Francis, you should use your med-kit."

Being RevivedEdit

"Yo, thanks, man."

If Zoey is Incapacitated outside Safe RoomEdit

"Zoey! Oh, no. What do we do?"

If Bill is Incapacitated outside Safe RoomEdit

"Bill! C'mon guys, lets go help 'im."

If Francis is Incapacitated outside Safe RoomEdit

"C'mon, aren't we gonna help him?"

Hanging From LedgeEdit

"Help me, I need some help!"
"Don't you hear me? I need some help!"
"I need some help over here!"

Reviving SurvivorEdit

"I'm no doctor, but you're not dead yet. Let's get you back up, okay?"
[ When Bill says "Who are you?" if Louis helps him up ] "It's me, Louis! Come on, man."
"How bad are you?"
"You'll be okay."
"You gonna make it?"
[ When a survivor is on last down ] I can help you up, but Jesus, you shouldn't be alive, man. If we don't find you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit.

Healing SurvivorEdit

“This should last until we're safe."
"Hold on, this'll help."
“Hold up, I'm gonna heal you."

Weapon relatedEdit

Seeing Pipe BombEdit

“Pipe bomb here!"
“Pipe bomb!"

Taking Pipe BombEdit

"This shit looks real jury-rigged."
"Whoa, this'll blow some up!"
"Grabbing a pipe bomb."

Throwing Pipe BombEdit

“GRENADE!"
“FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
“DUCK AND COVER!"

Seeing MolotovEdit

“Molotovs here!"
“Molotovs over here!"

Taking MolotovEdit

"Grabbing a molotov."
"Molotov..."

Throwing MolotovEdit

"GRENADE!"

Finding Ammo PileEdit

“Ammo here!"

Finding Weapon(s)Edit

“Weapons!"
“Weapons over here!"

Taking PistolEdit

"Grabbing an extra pistol."
"Extra pistol? Might come in handy!"

Taking Submachine GunEdit

"Oh, MAN! This is just like Counter-Strike!"

Taking Assault RifleEdit

"This rifle is MINE!"
"Oh HELL yes!"
"This big rifle is now MINE!"

Seeing MinigunEdit

"Now *this* is a big-ass machine gun!"
"Man, check this gun out!"
“Man, I always wanted to fire one of these things!"
"Check out this gun up here!"

Taking ShotgunEdit

"Oh, I'm grabbin' a shotgun!"
"Got the shotgun."
"I'll take this shotgun."

Taking Hunting RifleEdit

“This is a nice rifle."

OtherEdit

[ When picking up a crowbar ] "Man, I feel like I'm Gordon Freeman!"

Infected relatedEdit

BoomerEdit

[ Spotting a Boomer ] "BOOMER!"
[ Vomited on by Boomer ] "Ewww! agh! ugh! (spits)"
"(spits) shit!"

HunterEdit

[ When Hunter is in area ] "Careful now. There's a Hunter around."
[ When pinned down by a Hunter ] "Ahhh! Get off me! Get it off me!"
[ Spotting a Hunter ] "HUNTER!"
[ Hunter pounces survivor ] "Hunter on Zoey/Bill/Francis!"

SmokerEdit

[ Being pulled by Smoker ] "No, no, NO , NOOOOOO!!!"
[ Choked by Smoker ] "Help!"
[ Spotting a Smoker ] "SMOKER!"

TankEdit

[ Spotting Tank ] "TANK!"
[ "Getting Crush by the Tank" ] "GET THIS THING OFF ME!! AH SHIT AH SHIT STOP THIS THING!! IT'S CRUSHING ME!! AHHH IT'S CRUSHING ME!! SHOOT IT, I CAN'T BREATH, SHOOT IT!!

WitchEdit

[ Hearing Witch ] "There's a witch around here!"
"I hear a damn Witch!"
"Hold on hold on, Shh. That's a Witch!"
[ Telling Survivors to kill the lights ] "Lights off!"
"Kill the light man."
[ Responding to an angry Witch ] "That Witch ain't gonna hold still much longer!"
"Oh man, do not piss the Witch off."
"Stop freaking out the damn Witch!"
"The Witch is getting up!!"
"Will you stop that shit? The witch ain't gonna sit still much longer."

HordeEdit

[ When Francis calls the Infected vampires ] "They're not vampires man they zombies!"
[ After alerting horde ] "Here they come!"
"They're coming!"
"Incoming!"

Killing Special InfectedEdit

“Got it!"(2 versions)
“Dead!"(2 versions)
"Killed it!"(2 versions)

Another Survivor Kills Special InfectedEdit

"Oh hell yes!"
"POW!"
"Nice shot!"(2 versions)
"Whooo! Nice baby!"
"Great shot!"
"Whoa, nice shot!"
"Oh man! Great shot!"
"Nice one!"
"That was great!"

Level SpecificEdit

No MercyEdit

[ Upon reaching the street in the apartments ] "Subway station's just around the corner!"
[ Upon reaching the pawn shop ] "Safe house in the pawn shop!"
[ Upon entering the sewers ] "This is not going to be sanitary..."
"Well into the sewers we go"
[ When climbing up the stairs in Mercy Hospital ] "Were they saving people or killing them?"
"This doesn't smell like a hospital..."
[ In response to Bill's hatred of stairs ] "It's good for you, Bill! Cardio!"
"Stairs are a good workout!"

[ Upon reaching the 28th floor ] "We need to find access to the roof!"
"We need to find roof access."
[ Upon reaching the rooftop ] "There's the landing pad."

Crash CourseEdit

[ Before starting the Crescendo Event on The Alleys ] "Someone's gotta fire this big ass machine gun."
[ Upon seeing the pilot's corpse ] "Poor guy. He tried to help us."
[ At the start of Crash Course ] "I've got a bad feeling about this...Oh, it passed. I think we're gonna be just fine."
[ At the start of Crash Course ] Francis: "You're still wearin' that tie, Louis? What, you got a meeting? Hah hah!"
- Louis: "That's funny, Francis, why don't you take your mustache, and your little vest and your chaps find yourself a parade?"
  - Francis: "I don't see whats wrong with vests..."

[ When starting the generator ] "C'mon, c'mon, you damn generator, start!"
[ When coming across an alley in Truck Depot Finale ] "Hey Francis, wasn't this the alley you were born in?"
- Francis: "Yeah, hahaha. Is this the one you're gonna die in?"

“Team building exercise every Tuesday. Man, they ought to try this zombie bullshit."
“Well I guess we're walking."
- Francis: "I hate walking."
  - Louis: "But five minutes ago, you hated flying."
    - Francis: "And it turns out I was right about that."

“On the bright, look at all the great scenery we would've missed if we flew over this in a helicopter, huh."
[ Upon seeing a magazine rack ]"Wall Street Weekly. There's no more Wall Street Weekly. Damn!"
“So I'm thinking, either we're immune from all this or we're getting real lucky.
[ When he sees the Recycling factory ]"We get out of this alive, I can't wait to have to recycle shit again."
[ When coming across a sign that says For Lease ] Francis: "For Lease. Anybody got a pen? I wanna write this number down".
[ Alternate line ] Francis: "For Lease".
- Louis: "I'd be damned, Francis! When'd you learn to read?"

Death TollEdit

The TurnpikeEdit

“Let's get up that ladder!"
[ In car-clogged tunnel ] "Man, I don't like this one damn bit."
[ Barricade blocking the path ] "The tunnel's blocked!"

The DrainsEdit

"This must be the sewer drainage pipes"
- Francis: "How the hell do you know that?"
  - Louis: "Interesting true story: In 1975, the local township d-"
    - Francis: "You know what? I just realizedI don't care. Lead on."

"We have to lower that platform!"
"That'll seal the lock."

The ChurchEdit

[ At train yard exit ] "We can cross up here."
[ On road ] "Almost to Riverside."
“Church still got its lights on."
[ During "Church Guy" Scene ] "Mister, if one of us gets killed out here, I'm gonna shoot my way in there and beat you to death with my gun!"
"Sir, PLEASE! We're not infected!"

The TownEdit

"If you ignore the crazy guy and the zombies, nice town."
"If we get to the river, we can find a boat."
"The Riverside's a bust. Let's just get to the river."
"Goddamn it, there's gotta be some place that held out."

Boathouse FinaleEdit

[ After exiting first house ] "Careful, this is wide open."

Dead AirEdit

[ Noticing the ruined city in The Greenhouse ] "Man, this will take forever to rebuild."
[ Activating The Crane Crescendo Event ] "Stay positive, guys! I've got a good feeling about this!"
[ Leaving Safe house in The Terminal ] "They really trashed this place."
[ When plane crashes on the runway ] "Holy shit!"

Blood HarvestEdit

[ Reaching the trailer after a small bridge ] Francis: "Nice place."
- Louis: "Bet your country-ass does like this trailer."
Bill: "This side passage better lead somewhere!" / Francis: "This better go through."
- Louis: "Stay positive, guys! I've got a good feeling about this!"
[ Talking to the soldier via radio ] "We're good to go, sir."

The SacrificeEdit

Intro Edit

"Military jail, a train ride, and now... back to walking?"
"Hey, Bill! Look, there's a boat! Hell, there's boats everywhere."
"I think she's mad at Bill." (Referring to Zoey)
"No shit, Sherlock. I'm pissed too!"
"We GOTTA be getting close to the Gulf. I can almost smell the salt water."
"I got a good feeling about this island."
"Zoey, come on. We have to work together."
"Francis am I alone in hating boats?"

The Docks Edit

[ Approaching traincar with Tank inside ]

"Man, a tank in a train."
"Only way is through this car."

[ Opening train door with Tank inside ]

"You all sure no one else doesn't want to open this door?"
"I'll open this, but I'm not going to be happy."
"Get ready, I don't have a good feeling about this."
"Stay positive guys, we can handle this."
"Man, why am I always opening these things?"

[ Inside Tank's traincar ]

"Hey Francis what do they make at the tank factory?"
"Tanks on a train."
"Ewww! This is some gross ass shit."

The Barge Edit

[ Safe Room ]

[ Translating the Japanese graffiti ] "Let me see...uh...Taki...I love you...Goodbye."
- [ In response to Francis asking how he did that ] "I interned in Tokyo."
  - [ In response to Francis asking how to say "Bill's an idiot" ] “Bill-san, baka desu."
    - [ In response to Francis complimenting him ] “Francis, baka desho."
"We're gonna find that sail boat right around the corner. You just watch."
"Thinking positive got me where I am, Francis."
"Even if it does go back to normal, they're not lettin' us back in. I think this island's the only chance we got."
[ in joking response to Francis's insinuations that Louis could be a serial killer ] "I can't wait to wear your skin as a pretty dress, Francis"

[ Climbing the gravel hill ]

"I can barely make it up here!"
"Pile of crap here."
"Gravel here!"
"This is like running in place."
"Lookout! Crows!"
"Ahhh... dammit... the crows are bringin' the zombies!"
"Everyone into the chute!"

Port Finale Edit