A list of Louis' Quotes and cut quotes, also known as Captions, in Left 4 Dead.
Intro[]
- [ Upon hearing an incoming horde ] "Oh shit! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! THEY'RE COMING!"
- [ Upon startling the Witch ] "What the?!"
- [ While shooting the Witch ] "How do you like that?!"
- [ Calling out to a passing helicopter ] "Heeeey! We're over here! We're not infected! Down here! Dammit!"
- [ Asking Bill the attack plan for an incoming Tank ] "Run, or shoot? RUN OR SHOOT?!"
- [ Pointing out a staircase to the rooftops ] "Get to the roof!"
- [ Upon dodging the Tank's rock throw ] "Heads up!"
- [ Upon reaching the safety of the roof ] "We made it...I can't believe we made it!"
General[]
- "Humanity's gonna bounce right back - you watch!"
- "When things go back to normal, Zoey, Bill, I'm giving you both jobs. Francis, I'm gonna teach yo ass how to read."
- "Oh c'mon, cheer up, we're almost through."
- "Guys at the office used to laugh at me when I hit the rifle range at lunch. Ain't so damn funny now, is it?"
- "How long were you in prison, Francis?"
- "They comin'! You guys ready?"
- "I...am bad. Ahhaha, I am bad! Yes I am! Whooo! That's right, let's call ourselves the Unstoppables!"
- "[ Belch ] 'Scuse me."
- "Through here."
- "This way."
- "Up the stairs."
- “Let's get up that ladder."
- "Through this door."
- "Works for me."
- "Sounds good.
- "Sounds good to me."
- [ Arrival to the finale ] "We're almost outta here." ( 2 versions )
[ Rescue vehicle arrived ]
- "RUN!"
- "Let's get the hell outta here!"
[ All Survivors reunited ]
- "I'm here."
- "Heello!"
- "Hey, I'm here."
[ Alone ]
- "Is anyone there?"
- "Where is everyone?"
- "Where'd everybody get to?"
- "Can anyone hear me?"
- "Hello?"
[ Responding to another Survivor thanking Louis ]
- "It's fine."
- "Not a problem."
- "Sure thing, man."
- "You... are totally welcome."
- "Hey man, no problem."
- "My pleasure."
- "It's all good."
- "Sure." (2 versions)
- "Hey, no problem." (2 versions)
The following are lines used on the PC "commands" and "responses" lists when (by default) typing Z or X.
"Yes" responses[]
- "I'm cool with that."
- "Yes."
- "Cool."
- "Okay."
- "Alright"
- "Yeah"
"No" responses[]
- "That's some country-ass bullshit!"
- "No way."
- "I said No!"
- "Nope."
- "Not a chance."
- "No."
- "No way man."
- "Uh uh."
"Hurrah" responses[]
- “BOOM-diah!"
- “WOOOOOO! Baby, aw riiiight!"
- “Hell yeah!"
- “Nothing can stop us!"
- “We are gonna be OK!"
- “They can`t stop us now!"
- “I-am bad. I AM BAD. YES I AM. WHOO!"
- "We're gonna be okay."
- “Nothing can stop us, you hear me, nothing!"
- "Nice job."
"Arrgh" responses[]
- “Oh no!"
- "Owww."
"Wait" responses[]
- "Hold up, let's wait here!"
- "Chill, let's wait here."
- "Everybody hold up!"
- "Hold up, hold up!"
- "Let's wait here!"
"Sorry" responses[]
- "Sorry." (2 versions)
- "Sorry about that."
- " Oh man. Sorry."
- "My bad."
- "100% my fault."
"Thank you" responses[]
- “Yo, thanks man."
- "Thanks. I owe you one."
- "Thanks, I owe you a big one."
"Ready" commands[]
- "Ready?" (3 versions)
- "Ready for this?" (2 versions)
- "What d'ya say? Ready?"
- "Yeah, let's get ready."
- "I'm ready. You ready?"
"Let's go" commands[]
- "All right, let's go."
- "Time to move" (alternative that has a typo misspelling "Time" as "Tme)
- "Let's go."
- "Let's move, let's move!"
- "I really think we should keep moving."
- "Whaddya say we get moving?"
- "Let's go."
"Nice job" commands[]
- "Nice!"
- "Nice work!'
- "Nice job!"
- "Damn, man! That was nice!"
- "That was great!"
- "That was cool!"
- "Oh that was off the chain!"
"Be careful" commands[]
- "Careful." (4 versions)
- "Be careful!"
- "Watch yourself now."
- "Take it easy!"
- "We gotta be careful."
- "Careful... careful."
- "We've got to be careful."
"You take the lead" commands[]
- "You take the lead."
- "You first."
- "Go ahead."
- "You go ahead, I'll follow you."
"I'll save you" commands[]
- "Hold on, I'm on my way!"
- "Don't worry, I'm on my way!"
- "I'm coming!"
"I'm with you" commands[]
- "I'm with you."
- "Don't worry, I got your back."
- "Right behind you."
"Look" commands[]
Near[]
- "Oh, man. Look at this!"
- “Look at this."
- "Oh man, you better look at this."
- “Check this out."
- "Yo, check this out."
Far[]
- “Over there!" (2 versions)
- “Look!" (3 versions)
"Taunt" responses[]
- [ loud evil laugh ] (3 versions)
- "Yeah, baby! Yeah!"
- "[ loud evil laugh ] Yeah!"
- “Who hoo. That's right!"
- "That's right!"
- "Alright!"
- "Hell yeah! HELL YEAH!"
- "Oh yeah! Who's your momma? Who's your daddy?"
"Hurry" commands[]
- "Hurry up!" (2 versions)
- "Move it! Move it up here!"
- "Come on! Catch up!"
- "Let's go! Let's go, LET'S GO!"
- "Move it!"
- "Faster!"
- "Hurry!" (3 versions)
- "Come, On!"
- "Move!"
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First Aid Kit[]
Spotting[]
- "First aid here." (2 versions)
- "First aid kit over here."
- "First aid kit here."
Taking[]
- "First aid."
- "Grabbin' first aid."
- [ Rarely ] "Oh this first aid is mine."
Pain Pills[]
Spotting[]
- "Pills here!"
Taking[]
- "Grabbin' Pills."
- "I'd better grab everything I can."
Giving to another Survivor[]
- “Here. Take this."
- "Take this."
- "Go ahead and take this."
- "Here, man. Take this."
- “Here, I got something for you."
- "It's not a time to be hero, just take it!"
- "Take it, you can pay me back later."
Medium Health[]
- [ To Zoey ] "Zoey, any chance I could get some First-Aid?"
- "Zoey, are you gonna use that med-kit?"
- [ To Francis ] "Francis, mind spottin' me a Med-kit?"
- "Francis,... health kit?"
- "Francis, can you lend me your med-kit?"
- [ To Bill ] "Bill, could I get some First-Aid?"
- "Bill, first aid kit?"
Critically Low Health[]
- "I ain't dyin' man, death gonna have to pry me off the Earth."
- "If I go down, go on without me—actually no, wait, save my ass."
- "Any of you guys cub scouts? Surprisingly ineffective at preparing you for some shit like this!"
- "I ain't got time to bleed! Oh hell, I am bleeding!"
- "Oh man...every damn thing hurts."
- "I don't wanna die. I know nobody wants to die, but...I'm like fifty times that!"
- "At this rate...I...I'm not gonna make it..."
- "Man, this hurts."
- "This... is some real bullshit right here."
- "Every part of me hurts."
- "I'm not gonna make it, man."
- "I feel... I feel kinda woozy."
- "Oh man. I'm in a sorry-ass shape."
- "[ screams in agony ] Damn it."
- "I th- I think somethin's broken."
- "I... feel... terrible."
- "I think I'm dyin'."
- "I don't feel so good."
- "I feel awful."
- "Shiit. I'm really messed up."
- "This [ breathes heavily ] sucks."
- "This is bad. This is really bad."
- "I think I'm hurt bad."
Final chance (Black and White)[]
- "I'm not kidding. We need to find me some First-Aid."
- "Agh, I might not make it."
- "I don't- I don't know if I'm gonna make it."
- "I really need to get some first aid."
- "I don't think I'm gonna make it."
Incapacitated[]
- "I'm down!"
- "Ah! I'm down!"
- "Shit! I'm down!"
Asking for Help[]
- "HEELLPP!!" (2 versions)
- "Help meee!"
- “I need some help over here!"
- “What part of help do you not understand?! HELP!"
- "Damn it! I need some help!"
- “Need a little help over here!"
- “Can't you hear me?! I need some help!"
- “I NEED some HELP!"
- "Somebody, help me!"
- "I'm in trouble!"
About to die[]
- "Guys! I need help NOW!"
- "Yo! I need some help RIGHT NOW!"
- "Yo! I need help right the HELL NOW!"
- "I need help right the HELL NOW!"
Answering the savior during revival[]
- “I ain't done yet."
- "I'm okay."
- "I'm alright."
- [ Groans ] (2 versions)
- "I don't even know."
- "Ah hell. I'm bleedin'."
- "I'm gonna make it."
- "I'll live."
- "Agh, I can shake it off."
- "Just help me up."
Hanging From Ledge[]
- "Someone, pull me up!"
- "Could somebody give me a hand. Over here!"
- "It's a long way down! You've got to pull me UP!"
- "Come on, man! I'm not playing! Get over here and pull me up!"
- [ One-handed hanging ] "I'm slipping, pull me up!"
- "I'm about to fall off this thing!"
- "I can't hold on, I CAN'T HOLD ON! Help! I'M FALLING!"
Trapped in the rescue closet[]
- "I'm trapped in here! Let me out!"
- "Come on! Let me out! I can give your hand!"
- "Come on! Let me out! I can help!"
Healing Self[]
- “Wait up while I heal."
- "Hold up, I gotta heal."
- "Cover me." (3 versions)
- "Cover me, I'm healing."
- "Watch my back." (2 versions)
- "Everybody stop a sec, I gotta heal."
- "Cover me while I heal."
When another Survivor with a first aid kit is low on Health[]
Zoey[]
- "Go on and heal up, girl."
- "Go on and heal up, Zoey."
- "Come on, girl. Time to heal up."
- "Might be a good time to heal, Zoey!"
- "Zoey, you really oughta heal."
Bill[]
- “Maybe you oughta heal up."
- "Bill, you might wanna use your med-kit."
- "Bill, you oughta heal up."
- "Hey Bill. Might be a good time to patch yourself up."
Francis[]
- “Hey tough guy, heal up."
- “Francis, you should use your med-kit."
- "Francis, patch yerself up."
- "Yo, Francis, come on, buddy. Heal up."
When a Survivor Dies[]
- "Oh shit! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!"
- "This shit was not in my plans!"
- "We gotta pull ourselves together!"
Zoey Dies[]
- "ZOEY! GODDAMNIT!"
- "NOO oh ho hooo, ZOOOOOEY!"
- "Ah, ZOEY!!
- Seeing Zoey's Body:
- "Damn, Zoey..."
- "Zoey! Zoey! Goddammit!"
- "GODDAMMIT ZOEY, WAKE UP!"
- "Ah... Zoey..."
- "Oh this is bad. She's dead!"
Bill Dies[]
- "Ah, ah, Bill! Aw, shit!'
- "Bill! Noooo!"
- Seeing Bill's body:
- "Ah Bill... Ah shit...!"
- "Oh, no... The old man's dead."
Francis Dies[]
- "Francis! NOOOO!"
- "Jesus Christ, Francis, no! Francis!"
- Seeing Francis's body:
- "Francis... No!"
- "Oh shit... Shit. Shit, shit, shit!"
- "Jesus, Francis..."
Reviving Survivor[]
- "I'm no doctor, but you're definitely not dead. So come on. Let's get you up and moving."
- "Don't worry. I got you. You're gonna be fine."
- "I didn't think you weren't getting back up."
- "Okay. Okay. I'm here. Don't worry. Onnne second. I'll get you back on your feet." (3 versions)
- "I think... yeah I think you're okay. Let's get you up so we can keep moving."
- "Come on, okay? Break time's over. Let's get you on your feet and back to work."
- "Come on, man. Look at me. Focus. You're gonna be okay."
- [ Occasionally after saying it ] "Let's get moving."
- "I got ya, I got ya. Don't worry. I'm not gonna let you die. Come on. Up you go." (2 versions)
Asking the incapacitated Survivor a question while reviving[]
- "You okay?"
- "How do you feel?"
- "How you doin'?"
- "How bad are you?"
- "Can you make it?"
- "You gonna make it?"
Responding to the incapacitated Survivor's answer[]
- "You'll be okay."
- "I got ya."
- "You're fine."
- "It doesn't look bad."
- "Up we go."
- "Up you go."
- "Come on up!" (2 versions)
- "Let's move."
- "Up and at 'em!"
- "You'll be fine."
- [ To Bill ] "Come on, Bill."
- [ To Francis ] "Come on, Francis."
- [ To Zoey ] "You'll be fine, girl."
- [ When Bill answers with a question: "Who are you?" ] "Come on, Bill. It's Louis."
When Louis revives a Survivor that has been incapacitated twice without any First Aid Kits applied[]
- "I can help you up, but Jesus, you shouldn't be alive, man. If we don't find you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit like that."
- "Oh man. You don't look so good. If we don't get you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit like that."
- "Oh Jesus. You're bleeding out all over the place. If we don't get you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit like that."
- "I can get you to your feet, but just barely. If we don't get you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit like that."
- "Okay. Come on. Stay with me. I can get you moving again but if we don't get you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit like that."
Mid-horde fight[]
- "Come on, come on! You're okay."
- "Let's get up! Let's get up!"
- "Get up, we gotta go!"
- "Come on, get up!"
- "No time for this, bro! Let's move!"
- "Get up now! Come on!"
- "Come on now, get up!"
- "Come on. You gotta get up!"
- "We gotta get your ass up man!"
- "Come on, man! Get up!"
- [ To Zoey ] "Come on, girl! Get up!"
Pulling a Survivor away from the ledge[]
- "Okay, okay. I think I can get you up. Just hang on. One more second."
- "I'm here. I got you man. Grab my hand and we can get you back on solid ground."
- "Don't worry, I got you man. Hang on! Hang on! Almost up."
Healing Survivor[]
- “This should last until we're safe."
- "Hold up, this'll help."
- "Hang on, let me fix you up."
- "Hold on, I'm gonna heal you."
- “Let me heal you up."
Safe Room[]
Spotting a safe room[]
- "Safe house ahead!"
- "There's a safe house!"
- "Safe house!"
- "Safe house up ahead!"
- "Safe house through here."
Another Survivor spots the safe room[]
- "Finally!"
- "We made it!"
- "I knew we'd make it!"
- "Man, I knew we were gonna make it!"
Inside the safe room - Another Survivor being incapacitated outside[]
- "I'm not a hero, but we can't just leave 'em out there."
- "Come on, but I want them to come for me."
- "We cannot leave anyone behind."
- [ Bill or Francis is outside ] "What you waiting for? Let's go help him."
- [ Zoey is outside ]"I am not leaving Zoey behind."
- "What you waiting for? Let's go help her."
Everyone inside[]
- "Lock that door."
- "Lock the door."
- "Lock the damn door!" (2 versions)
- "Go ahead and lock that door."
- "Did you lock the door."
- "Lock the door, man!"
Door closing[]
No casualties[]
- "BOOM-diah!"
- "Aw, right!"
- "Hooo! Hey, hey, hey!"
- "Nice!"
- "Sweet baby!"
- "That's what I'm talking about!"
With casualties[]
- "Woah, Jesus!"
- "Well at least we're safe now."
- "Damn!"
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Pipe Bomb[]
Spotting[]
- “Pipe bomb here!"
- “Pipe bomb!"
Taking[]
- "This shit looks real jury-rigged."
- "Whoa, this'll blow some up!"
- "Hoo-hoo-hoo-hooo! I'm grabbing a pipe bomb!"
- "Grabbing a pipe bomb."
Molotov[]
Spotting[]
- “Molotovs here!"
- “Molotovs over here!"
Taking[]
- "Grabbing a molotov."
- "Molotov..."
Throwing grenades[]
- "GRENADE!" (3 versions)
- "Fire in the hole!" (2 versions)
- "Look out, grenade!
- “DUCK AND COVER!"
Finding Ammo Pile[]
- “Ammo here!"
Finding Weapon(s)[]
- “Weapons!"
- "Weapons here!"
- “Weapons over here!"
Taking Pistol[]
- "I'm taking an extra pistol."
- "Extra pistol? Might come in handy!"
Taking Submachine Gun[]
- "A machine gun?"
- "Grabbing a machine gun."
- "Oh, MAN! This is just like Counter-Strike!"
Taking Assault Rifle[]
- "This rifle is mine."
- "Oh this rifle is mine."
- "This big rifle is now mine."
- "I'm taking this rifle." (2 versions)
Spotting Minigun[]
- "Now *this* is a big-ass machine gun!"
- "Man, check this gun out!"
- “Man, I always wanted to fire one of these things!"
- "Check out this gun up here!"
Taking Pump Shotgun[]
- "Guess I'll try this shotgun."
Taking Auto-Shotgun[]
- "Oh, I'm grabbin' a shotgun!"
- "I'm grabbin' this shotgun."
- "Got the shotgun."
- "I'll take the shotgun."
- "I'll take this shotgun."
Taking Hunting Rifle[]
- “This is a nice rifle."
- "I'm gonna take this rifle."
Other[]
- "Grenades here!"
- [ When picking up a crowbar ] "Man, I feel like I'm Gordon Freeman!"
- [ When picking up SIG SG 552 ] "Oh, MAN! This is just like Counter-Strike!"
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Boomer[]
Hearing[]
- "Careful, I hear a Boomer." (3 versions)
- "Careful, there's a Boomer around." (2 versions)
- "Look out, we got a Boomer around here!" (2 versions)
- "Watch your fire, I hear a Boomer."
- "Watch it, I hear a Boomer." (2 versions)
- "I definitely hear a Boomer." (2 versions)
- "Heads up, man! I hear a Boomer." (2 versions)
- "Aw man! That sounds like a Boomer!" (2 versions)
- "I hear a Boomer." (3 versions)
Spotting[]
- "BOOMER!"
Vomited on[]
- "Ugh! ugh! (spits)"
- "(spits) shit!"
Hunter[]
Hearing[]
- "Careful now. There's a Hunter around here." (2 versions)
- "I hear a Hunter!" (2 versions)
- "There's a Hunter out there!" (2 versions)
- "Careful, I hear a Hunter!" (2 versions)
- "Watch your back, I hear a Hunter." (2 versions)
Spotting[]
- "HUNTER!"
Pinned[]
- "Ahhh! Get off me! Get it off me!"
Hunter pounces another Survivor[]
Smoker[]
Hearing[]
- "I hear a Smoker." (2 versions)
- "Careful, I smell a Smoker." (2 versions)
- "Smoker - somewhere around here." (2 versions)
- "There's a Smoker around here." (2 versions)
Pulled[]
- "No, no, NO , NOOOOOO!!!"
Choked[]
- "Help!"
Spotting[]
- "SMOKER!"
Tank[]
- [ Spotting Tank ] "TANK!"
Pounded[]
- "GET THIS THING OFF ME!!
- AH SHIT AH SHIT STOP THIS THING!! IT'S CRUSHING ME!!
- AHHH IT'S CRUSHING ME!! (2 versions)
- SHOOT IT, I CAN'T BREATH, SHOOT IT!!
Witch[]
Hearing[]
- "There's a witch around here!"
- "I hear, a Witch!"
- "I hear a damn Witch!"
- "Hold on hold on, Shh. That's a Witch!"
- "Shh I hear a Witch!"
- "Ahh damn, a Witch's around here!"
- "Stop stop stop! I hear a Witch!"
Telling other Survivors to turn off lights[]
- "Lights off!"
- "Kill the light man."
- "Kill that light."
- "Flashlight off."
- "Turn your light off."
Responding to an angry Witch[]
- "Yo, the Witch ain't gonna sit still much longer!"
- "Oh man, do not piss the Witch off."
- "Stop freaking out the damn Witch!"
- "The Witch is getting up!!"
- "Will you stop that shit? The witch ain't gonna sit still much longer."
Jockey[]
Note: Louis will reuse his voice lines upon getting pinned by Hunter whenever he's getting Ridden by a Jockey.
- [ Spotting a Jockey ] JOCKEY!
- [ Seeing a Jockeyed Survivor ] Look at that zombie jumping on 'em!
- [ Seeing a Jockeyed Survivor ] That's some crazy zombie! (2 versions)
Spitter[]
- [ Spotting a Spitter ] Spitter!
- [ Getting hit by a Spitter goo ] Aww, shit!
- [ Getting hit by a Spitter goo ] MOVE IT!
Charger[]
Note: Louis will reuse his voicelines upon getting attacked by a Tank while incapacitated whenever he's getting pummeled by a Charger.
- [ Spotting a Charger ] Charger!
Common Infected Approaching[]
- "Heads up!" (2 versions)
- "Watch out!" (2 versions)
- "Look out!" (2 versions)
Horde[]
- [ When Francis calls the Infected vampires ] "They're not vampires man they zombies!"
- [ After alerting horde ] "Here they come!"
- "They're coming!"
- "Incoming!"
Killing Special Infected[]
- “Got it!"(2 versions)
- “Dead!"(2 versions)
- "Killed it!"(2 versions)
Another Survivor Kills Special Infected[]
- "Oh hell yes!"
- "POW!"
- "Nice shot!"(2 versions)
- "Whooo! Nice baby!"
- "Great shot!"
- "Whoa, nice shot!"
- "Oh man! Great shot!"
- "Nice one!"
- "That was great!"
Level Specific[]
No Mercy[]
The Apartments[]
- "The subway can take us straight to Mercy Hospital."
- [ Upon reaching the street in the apartments ] "Subway station's just around the corner."
- "The station's just up the street."
- [ Spotting a subway station entrance ] "Station's up the street!"
- "There it is."
- "This way."
- "Get to the station."
- "There's the station."
The Subway[]
- "Red Line North is the way."
- "We gotta take the Red Line North to Mercy Hospital."
- "The Red Line will take us to Mercy."
- [ Approaching the blocked area ] "Damn! The line's blocked."
- "Tracks are blocked. We gotta find another way."
- "Alright, no problem. Now we just gotta get out of the subway."
- [ Upon reaching the pawn shop ] "Safe house in the pawn shop!"
- "Get to the pawn shop!"
The Sewer[]
- [ Walking inside the Burger Tank restaurant ] "Should be around here."
- "I think it's this way."
- "We should be close."
- [ Mercy Hospital spotted ] "Hospital's just past the water works."
- "There's the hospital."
- [ Approaching the hydraulic lift near the gas station ] "Excellent. We can use that lift."
- "Get on the lift!" (3 versions)
- "Everybody, get on the lift."
- [ Entering the warehouse ] "Through the warehouse."
- [ Walking downstairs ] "Bet it's just a little further."
- "Still can't get used to this."
- [ Upon entering the sewers ] "This is not going to be sanitary..."
- "This... is gonna be messy."
- "Well into the sewers we go."
- "Phew, Francis."
- "Mercy Hospital should be right above us."
- [ Coming out of the sewer ] "The hospital!"
- "Get to the hospital!"
- "The hospital! We made it!"
- "Hurry, everyone!"
The Hospital[]
- [ When climbing up the stairs in Mercy Hospital ] "Were they saving people or killing them?"
- "This doesn't smell like a hospital..."
- [ In response to Bill's hatred of stairs ] "It's good for you, Bill. Cardio!"
- "Stairs are a good workout."
- [ Elevator arrived ] "Into the elevator!"
- "Elevator's here!"
- "To the elevator!"
- "Get in the elevator!"
- [ Upon reaching the 28th floor ] "We need to find access to the roof!"
- "We need to find roof access."
- [ Spotting a safe room ] "The roof's this way."
- "Roof this way."
- "Let's go! LET'S GO!"
Rooftop Finale[]
- "Bet the chopper pilot'll be happy to hear from us!"
- "Well, this is it."
- "Well, it can only get better, right?"
- "Let's find that radio." (2 versions)
- [ Upon reaching the rooftop ] "There's the landing pad."
- "I hear the pilot!"
- [ Pilot being called ] "Okay, the chopper's comin'."
- "Help is on the way. I can't believe it, but I think we might actually make it outta here!"
- [ Rescue helicopter spotted ] "The heli's here! Let's go!"
- "The helicopter's here! Let's go!"
- [ Rescue helicopter arrived in the pickup point ] "Everyone in the helicopter! Go!"
- "Get to the helicopter!"
Crash Course[]
Intro[]
- [ At the start of Crash Course ] "I've got a bad feeling about this...Oh, it passed. I think we're gonna be just fine."
- Francis: "You're still wearin' that tie, Louis? What, you got a meeting? Hah hah!"
- Louis: "That's funny, Francis, why don't you take your mustache, and your little vest and your chaps find yourself a parade?"
- Francis: "I don't see whats wrong with vests..."
- Louis: "That's funny, Francis, why don't you take your mustache, and your little vest and your chaps find yourself a parade?"
- “On the bright, look at all the great scenery we would've missed if we flew over this in a helicopter, huh."
- "Francis, why would you bet that we're doomed?"
- Francis: "Hey, Mr. Positive, we just crashed. You got something positive to say about that?"
- Louis: "We're walking away from that, ain't we?" / "That was my first time in the helicopter. [ Heavy breathing ] Pretty exciting."
- "For once, we're in a complete agreement, Francis."
- "Well I guess we're walking."
- Francis: "I hate walking."
- Louis: "In five minutes ago, you hated flying."
- Francis: "And it turns out I was right about that."
- Louis: "In five minutes ago, you hated flying."
- Francis: "I hate walking."
- Francis: "Alright, nobody panic. I have a plan."
- Louis: "Great. What is it?"
- Zoey: "Seconded, what the hell?"
- Louis: "Looks like we're gonna have to walk outta here."
- "Damn, I had a good feeling about that helicopter too."
- Francis: "Hey Louis. That fancy college of yours teach ya how to fix a helicopter?"
- Louis: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
- "So I'm thinking, either we're immune from all this or we're getting real lucky."
The Alleys[]
- [ Upon seeing the pilot's corpse ] "Poor guy. He tried to help us."
- [ Spotting a truck blocking the alley ] "That truck is blocking the alley."
- [ Entering the warehouse near the blocked alley ] "Anything in this warehouse?"
- "If we can get on that bridge, I'm sure we can follow the train tracks out of town."
- "We can get back up over here."
- "We can cross the river on that bridge!"
- [ Before starting the Crescendo Event ] "How are we gonna get past the barricade?"
- "Someone needs to fire that big-ass gun."
- "We can fire that big-ass gun to break the barricade."
- [ Fire on the bridge subsides ] "The fire's out. Let's get across that bridge!"
- [ When Francis comes across a sign that says 'For Lease' ] Francis: "For Lease."
- Louis: "I'll be damned, Francis! When'd you learn to read?"
- [ Approaching the safe room ] "A safe house, down there!"
- "Riverside! We headed the right way."
- "Man if it gets us to a safe zone, it's my favorite town on the planet."
- "If we can just make it to Riverside, we're home free. guys."
- "Canada? Francis, we're in Pennsylvania."
The Truck Depot Finale[]
- “Team building exercise every Tuesday. Man, they ought to try this zombie bullshit."
- "Wall Street Weekly. There's no more Wall Street Weekly. Damn!"
- [ When he sees the Recycling factory ] "We get out of this alive, I can't wait to have to recycle shit again."
- [ In the safe room ] "We should try and find this depot?"
- "Which way to the depot?"
- [ When coming across an alley ] "Hey Francis, wasn't this the alley you were born in?"
- Francis: "Yeah, hahaha. Is this the one you're gonna die in?"
- [ Approaching the cargo container ] "Through this container."
- "Through the truckyard."
- "Up that fence."
- "Over that truck."
- "Cool truck."
- "Looks like they were working here for a while."
- "If we power up the generator, we can bring down the lift."
- "We need to bring down that truck."
- "Somebody power up the generator."
- "Somebody needs to activate the lift."
- "The lift is powered. Hit it."
Generator[]
[ Starting ]
- "Alright, alright. Come on baby. Start for me."
- "Alright, alright. Come onnn. Come on, catch."
[ Stalling ]
- "The damn generator broke again!"
- "The generator's off!"
- "We need to restart the generator!"
- "Someone needs to restart the generator!"
[ Restarting ]
- "Start! Start! Damn generator! Start dammit! Start!"
- "Oh god! Hurry up! HURRY UP! Goddammit generator, start!"
- "Come onn! Hurry up! Hurry up! I'm starting not like this, generator!"
[ Restart successful' ]
- "Sweet baby!"
- "Got it!"
[ Armored truck lowered' ]
- "It's down. Get in!"
- "Out of the way, Francis. I'm driving." (2 versions)
Death Toll[]
The Turnpike[]
- "I heard the military was evacuating people to Riverside." / "I heard reports that Riverside held out."
- Zoey: "Unless anyone has a better plan, I say we head there."
- Louis: "We get to Riverside, and we'll probably be all right."
- Zoey: "Unless anyone has a better plan, I say we head there."
- [ Spotting a destroyed bridge ] "Ah hell, the bridge is out."
- [ Spotting a way around the destroyed bridge ] "Looks like we can get back up the other side."
- [ In a car-clogged tunnel ] "Man, I don't like this one damn bit."
- [ Spotting a barricade blocking the path ] "The tunnel's blocked!"
The Drains[]
- "This must be overflow pipes for Riverside."
- Francis: "How the hell do you know that?"
- Louis: "Interesting true story: In 1975, the local township d-"
- Francis: "You know what? I just realized I don't care. Lead on."
- Louis: "Interesting true story: In 1975, the local township d-"
- Francis: "How the hell do you know that?"
- "We have to lower that platform!"
- "That'll seal the lock."
The Church[]
- [ At train yard exit ] "We can cross up here."
- [ On road ] "Almost to Riverside."
- “Church still got its lights on."
- [ During "Church Guy" Scene ] "Mister, if one of us gets killed out here, I'm gonna shoot my way in there and beat you to death with my gun!"
- "Sir, PLEASE! We're not infected!"
The Town[]
- "The Riverside's a bust. Let's just get to the river."
- [ Responding to another Survivor stating the Riverside is a bust ] "If we get to the river, we can find a boat."
- Zoey: "I've been here before. I always liked the main street."
- Louis: "If you ignore the crazy guy and the zombies, nice town."
- "Goddamn it, there's gotta be some place that held out."
Boathouse Finale[]
- [ After exiting first house ] "Careful, this is wide open."
- [ Calling the boat ] "Go on and head out. We're ready."
- [ Boat being summoned ] "Okay. We gotta hold out until the rescue boat gets here!"
- [ Rescue boat spotted ] "The boat's here! Let's go!"
- "Our boat is here. Let's go!"
- [ Rescue boat arrived in the pickup point ] "Get to the boat!" (2 versions)
- "Run to the boat!"
Dead Air[]
- [ Noticing the ruined city in The Greenhouse ] "Man, this will take forever to rebuild."
- [ Activating The Crane Crescendo Event ] "Stay positive, guys! I got a good feeling about this!"
- [ Leaving Safe house in The Terminal ] "Man, they really trashed this place."
- "They really trashed this airport."
- [ When a random plane crashes on the runway ] "Holy shit!"
- [ Rescue plane's rear fuselage opened ] "Get to the plane!" (2 versions)
Blood Harvest[]
- [ Reaching the trailer after a small bridge ] Francis: "Nice place."
- Louis: "Yeah I bet your country-ass does like this trailer."
- Bill: "This side passage better lead somewhere!" / Francis: "This better go through."
- Louis: "Stay positive, guys! I got a good feeling about this!"
- [ Talking to the soldier via radio ] "We're set to go, sir. Anytime you're ready."
- "We're good to go whenever you are."
- [ Military rescue summoned ] "Alright, now we just got to hold on until the truck gets here!"
- "Our ride outta here is on its way!"
- [ Rescue truck spotted ] "The truck's here! Let's go!"
- [ Rescue truck arrived in the pickup point ] "Get to the truck! TO THE TRUCK!"
- "Get to the TRUCK!"
The Sacrifice[]
Intro[]
- "Military jail, a train ride, and now... back to walking?"
- Bill: "It'll do you good, son."
- Louis: "I'm trying to keep my head up, Bill." / "Look, I'm trying, Bill. I'm trying."
- Bill: "It'll do you good, son."
- "Hey, Bill! Look, there's a boat! Ah hell, there's boats everywhere."
- Bill: "Nope. Gotta be a sailboat."
- Louis: "Why's that?"
- Bill: "I ain't stoppin' every fifteen minutes to go look for gas."
- Louis: "Why's that?"
- Bill: "Nope. Gotta be a sailboat."
- "I think she's mad at Bill." (Referring to Zoey)
- Francis: "Man, Zoey is pissed."
- Louis: "Well I'm pissed too." / "Yeah, I'm pissed too." / "I'm pissed too." / "Yeah, I'm really pissed."
- "We GOTTA be getting close to the Gulf. I can almost smell the salt water."
- "I got a good feeling about this island."
- "Zoey, come on. We have to work together."
- "Francis am I alone in hating boats?"
- Francis: "Wow, I never thought I'd say this, but I wanna hang out with Louis."
- Louis: "Well thanks, man."
- Francis: "Holy shit. Did that truck have a head-on collision with the boat? I wish coulda seen that."
- Bill: "Shut up, Francis."
- Louis: "Actually, I'd like to see that too."
- Bill: "Shut up, Francis."
- Francis: "I was getting tired of being cooped up. Looking forward to some walking."
- Louis: "Way to go, Francis. Some cardio is just what we need."
- Bill: "Out here, they're immune, dead, or zombies."
- Louis: "How can we be sure they're immune?"
The Docks[]
Approaching the area under the destroyed bridge[]
- "This is why the harbor's closed."
- "Are you sure this is the right way?"
Approaching a train car with the Tank inside[]
- "Man, a tank in a train."
- "Only way is through this car."
Opening a train door with the Tank inside[]
- "You all sure no one else doesn't want to open this door?"
- "I'll open this, but I'm not going to be happy."
- "Get ready, I don't have a good feeling about this."
- "Get ready, I'm opening the door."
- "Stay positive guys, we can handle this."
- "Man, why am I always opening these things?"
Inside the train car[]
- "Hey Francis what do they make at the tank factory?"
- "Tanks on a train."
- "Ewww! This is some gross ass shit."
Reaching the brick factory[]
- "Past the bricks."
- "On top of the bricks."
The Barge[]
Safe Room[]
- [ Translating the Japanese graffiti ] "Let me see...uh...Taki...I love you...Goodbye."
- [ In response to Francis asking how he did that ] "I interned in Tokyo."
- [ In response to Francis asking how to say "Bill's an idiot" in Japanese ] “Bill-san, baka desu."
- [ In response to Francis complimenting him, saying "Francis's an idiot too." in Japanese ] “Francis, baka desho."
- [ In response to Francis asking how to say "Bill's an idiot" in Japanese ] “Bill-san, baka desu."
- [ In response to Francis asking how he did that ] "I interned in Tokyo."
- "We're gonna find that sail boat right around the corner. You just watch."
- Francis: "Louis, if you don't stop being positive, I'm gonna sink the boat just to make you sad."
- Louis: "Thinking positive got me where I am, Francis."
- Francis: "Louis, if you don't stop being positive, I'm gonna sink the boat just to make you sad."
- "Even if it does go back to normal, they're not lettin' us back in. I think this island's the only chance we got."
- [ in joking response to Francis's insinuations that Louis could be a serial killer ] "I can't wait to wear your skin as a pretty dress, Francis"
- Bill: "Shut up, Franc- alright that's not a bad idea." / Zoey: "Because Francis... hey, yeah what the hell, Bill?"
- Louis: "Let's make a note of that for next time, alright?"
Climbing the gravel hill[]
- "I can barely make it up here!"
- "Gravel here!"
- "This is like running in place."
- "Lookout! Crows!"
- "Ahhh... dammit... the crows are bringin' the zombies!"
- "Everyone into the chute!"
Port Finale[]
Inside the safe room[]
- "Never thought I'd be happy to be heading to a deserted island."
- "You know what I miss? Checking email. Seeing what's new."
- Bill: "Bah. Keep your computers, e-mails, whatever. Just give me a pen and a paper."
- Louis: "How old are you again, Bill?" / "Bill, did they have TV when you were young?"
- Bill: "Bah. Keep your computers, e-mails, whatever. Just give me a pen and a paper."
- "One thing I'm not gonna miss about civilization? I.T. I will never have to tell another human being to reboot their damn computer."
- "But you know, as long as I have a Molotov I can make a firewall!"
- "Get it Francis? A firewall?"
- "But you know, as long as I have a Molotov I can make a firewall!"
- "Hey, Zoey. We're actually headed to an island. Top ten desert island movies. Go."
- "No more internet, no more Xbox, no more nothing..."
- "So... once we're on a boat... can zombies swim?"
- Zoey: "In most movies, they sink."
- Louis: "Yeah, I read them in books too."
- Zoey: "I think that means we're safe."
- Louis: "I don't remember what that feels like."
- Zoey: "I think that means we're safe."
- Louis: "Yeah, I read them in books too."
- Zoey: "In most movies, they sink."
- "Bill, when we get to the keys, you got an island in mind?"
- Francis: "Hey um, Louis. Did I ever mention how I feel about islands?"
- Louis: "Come on, Francis. Give it a rest."
- Francis: "No, I'm being serious. I really hate islands. I have insulophobia. I'm afraid of islands."
- Louis: "Are you joking?"
- Francis: "No, man. It's a medical condition. Just my goddamn luck."
- Louis: "Shit, Francis. When we get there. I got your back. I'm gonna keep an eye on an island for ya."
- Francis: "Stupid island."
- Louis: "Punk island!"
- Francis: "Dumb-ass island shithole."
- Louis: "Punk ass island bitch better watch yourself once Louis and Francis on the case." / "Punk-ass bitch island."
- "I'm in too good of a mood to get mad at you, Francis."
- "Hey, Francis. I got a good feeling about wearing your skin as a pretty dress."
- "Francis. You're ready to get to the keys and have ourselves a seafood feast?"
- Francis: "I hate fish."
- Louis: "Well hater. I guess you don't have to eat any then."
- Francis: "I hate fish."
Spotting a sailboat[]
- "There's the boat we need. Let's get the bridge up and sail outta here."
- "Hey Francis. See that? That's what the sailboat looks like."
- "We need to raise the bridge to get that sailboat."
- "This looks like the last bridge before open water."
Starting the Generator[]
- "These generators are gonna be noisy. Get ready."
- "Let's start this generator!"
- "We need to power these three generators to raise the bridge."
- "There generators must be set up to power the bridge."
- [ Last generator ] "Last generator!"
Bridge available[]
- "We did it! To the bridge!"
- "Get to the bridge!"
Bridge stopped[]
- "Oh shit! The bridge stopped!"
- "The bridge stopped!"
When sacrificing himself[]
- "Stay there, don't worry about me none!"
- "I'll handle this! Cover me!"
- "Good luck you guys! I got this."
- "I'm gonna miss you guys!"
- "Don't worry, I'll be fine! Stay there!"
- "I swear to god I'm coming back!"
- "Stay there! I'll be back in two minutes!"
- "I love you guys!"
- "If I go down, don't come after me!"
- "Hey guys? Remember when I said don't come after me? I was kidding, can someone come get me? HELP!!!!"
Francis sacrifices himself[]
- "Thanks Francis!"
- "I'm gonna... I'm gonna miss that guy."
- "FRANCIS!"
Zoey sacrifices herself[]
- "Oh my god! Zoey!"
- "Zoey! You saved us!"
- "Ah Damnit, Zoey's dead!"
- "Not Zoey!"
Bill sacrifices himself[]
- "Bill! Bill! You saved us!"
- "No! We're gonna leave him behind!"
- "Bill! Goddamnit, I'm going to miss you!"
- "Bill! Bill! You can't be dead! You can't be."
- "BILLLLLLLL!"
The Passing[]
Intro
- Francis: "Louis, I told you they were vampires! Louis: "No, they're not, Francis. Tell them they have to get to the other side of the bridge." Francis: "I'm not talking to any goddamn vampires!"
The Port[]
[ Intro][]
- Louis: "Hello! I'm Louis, and this is Zoey and Francis. I'm sorry, I dind't catch your names."
- Nick: "We're the people with the car, that need to get over the bridge."
- Louis: "You're right, Francis. He's not friendly. I think Bill would have shot him by now."
- Francis: "Oh yeah, Bill definitely would have shot him."
- Nick: "Oh good, glad that's cleared up. What now?"
- Louis: "Just go fill up the generator and we'll lower the bridge, even if you are acting like that."
- Louis: "Hey, you made it!"
- Coach: "Damn right, we're getting good at killing these things."
- Louis: "Where you guys headin'?"
- Coach: "New Orleans, want to come with us?"
- Louis: "Nah, better not. We've had enough with the military."
- Coach: "So how do we gonna get this bridge down?"
- Louis: "Take that elevator down, fill up the generator, and we'll take care of the rest."
- Louis: "Hey, you made it! Where you headin?"
- Ellis: "We heard New Orleans is the last hold out. You know, just figured we'd go there. Hey, you folks wanna come with us?"
- Francis: "Nah, good luck with that. We've had enough of the military"
- Louis: "Let's get you on your way. Head down and fill up the generator. We'll cover you from up here."
- Ellis: "Sounds good. Thanks, man."
- Louis: "You made it! Now you just need to fill that generator and we can raise the bridge! We can even help cover you from up here."
- Coach: "Hey listen, thanks for the help. And when the bridge is down, you're more than welcome to come with us."
- Louis: "I don't think that would work."
- Coach: "Hell, we can even leave Ellis behind and make room for y'all"
- Ellis: "Hey, what?!
- Louis: "Thanks! Sounds good but i think we're gonna stay on our own"
- Coach: "All right, understood. Y'all keep safe now."
- Louis: "They made it! I told you guys they were gonna make it!"
- Rochelle: "Of course we made it."
- Louis: "Francis said you weren't goin' to make it. But i said i had a good feelin' about you."
- Rochelle: "Thanks. where did you come from?"
- Louis: "I'm Louis. My leg's all messed up, but i can still shoot this big ass gun. All you need to do is fill up that generator down there.
- Louis: "You made it! Now you just need to fill that generator and we can raise the bridge! We can even help cover you from up here."
- Rochelle: "Hey! I didn't see you from the other side."
- Louis: "Yeah, I stayed here. I'm okay just a little banged up. It wasn't easy getting up here, we lost a man"
- Rochelle: "Then are you sure you want to lower the bridge?"
- Louis: "Yeah. We'll help you."
- Rochelle: "Do you want to come along with us?"
- Louis: "Sorry, I really am. You seem nice but... we're good on our own. Now fill up the generator and let's get you on your way.
- Rochelle: "Okay, but if you change your mind..."
- Louis: "Okay."
Finale cutscene (As the new Survivors are leaving)[]
- "I'm gonna miss them. It was nice to see some normal people again."
- Zoey: Don't worry, they won't be the last.
- "I'm gonna miss those guys."
- I'm gonna miss them. It was nice to see normal people again...except that Nick guy."
- "I think we're gonna see more of that guy." Zoey: "Where? At the Mall?"
- "Bye Coach! Keep it positive!"
- Bye, Ellis! You're gonna make it to New Orleans! I know you will! Go, Ellis, go!"
- "I got a good feeling about them...I think they're gonna be ok!"
- "Bye Coach! Bye Ro! Bye Ellis! Bye...what's your name."
- [ After killing a Tank, said two different ways ] "That...is for Bill!"
Friendly Fire[]
- [ When shot ] "Do I look like one of them?"
- "Hey man, that hurt!"
- "Ow, man! Ow! Why you shootin' me?!"
- "Watch where you're shooting!"
- "Oh, what the hell? Why you shootin' me?!"
- "Ah! Will you knock it off?"
- "Whoa, whoa! Hey! Don't shoot, don't shoot me!"
- "OOOW!! Mother—"
- "Look at my face! Do I look like them?"
- "Ow, would you knock it off?!"
- "Hey man, that's not cool."
- "Man, what the hell? Quit shooting me!"
- "You know I'd appreciate it if you'd STOP SHOOTING ME!"
- "I will shoot you back next time."
- "Whoa, whoa! Don't shoot it's me!"
- [ When shot by Zoey ] "You gotta stop that shit, Zoey!"
- "Zoey!"
- [ When shot by Bill ]
- "Old man, stop shooting me!"
- "Whoah whoah whoah! Jesus, Bill, what are you doing?!"
- "William, come on man."
- "Watch it, Bill!"
- "Bill!" (3 versions)
- [ If shot again ] "I cannot believe you shot me again!"
- [ When shot by Francis ]
- "Francis, that's my ASS you're shooting!"
- "FRANCIS! What the hell is wrong with you?!"
- "Go on! Do it one more time, fat man!"
- "Francis!" (2 versions)
Cut lines[]
No Mercy[]
- [ Intro ] "I used to take the subway to Mercy Hospital. Grab the red line, a transfer, and two stops. When this gets back to normal, I'm never gonna complain about that transfer again."
- "Can't this thing move any faster?"
- "Man, you CANNOT give up."
- "Should be around here."
- "Man, why'd you shoot the car?!"
- "Don't shoot the car!"
- "Man, I pressed the button!"
- "I'll call the elevator."
- "Get ready, I called the elevator."
- "Get ready, I pressed the elevator.
Death Toll[]
- [ Intro ] "Me and my family used to go camping down by the lake. That's where we were heading...only, it wasn't Momma's cookin' waiting for us at the end of this trip."
- "But we heard gunshots less than an hour ago! There's GOTTA be someone left!"
- "Is he paddling the boat in with his damn hands?"
- "Gunfire means people. We gotta hurry!"
- "We have to get across the bridge!"
- "Wow! That was cool... Oh wait, how do we get across?"
- "Now that's a damn fireball!"
- "We have to find another way."
- "Hit the button."
- "Riverside! The military's dug in there! Shipping out refugees."
- "Riverside! At least we're going the right way."
- "Hey, Hartford Mining! This should take us to Riverside!"
- "They shoulda kept movin'..."
- "We have to lower that platform!"
- "I don't think getting to Riverside helped."
- "This shit seemed cooler in movies."
- "Graveyards used to spook me a little."
- "There I was wishin' I was in Riverside."
- "Well, looks like we ain't gonna find any help in Riverside."
- "I could see coming back here once this is over."
- "Does anybody know what the hell he's talking about?"
- "I'm getting a seriously bad vibe off this guy."
- "Anyone else sick of arguing with the lunatic?"
- "I think I'd rather take my chances with this guy than die on the shore."
- "Dunno if I trust him. Guess we ain't got much of a choice, though."
- "Boat man, get your fat ass over here."
Dead Air[]
- [ Intro ] "We were gonna take the roof tops to the airport. It was supposed to be about a mile to the terminal. Longest damn mile of my life."
- "Terry's dead. How can we help?"
- "We ain't Terry, man. You need refuelin', right?"
- "I'm a little scared, never been in a plane before."
- "Hey! If we refuel you, can you fly us out of here?"
- "You're a pilot? Can you fly us out?"
- "I see it. Give us a second to get ready."
- "I see the button. Give us a minute to get ready."
Blood Harvest[]
- [ Intro ] "We started out on a hill top. Far as I was concerned, that's where we should've stayed. Instead, we headed to a farm house on the bad side of the tracks. Nowadays, though, I guess it's all on the bad side of the tracks."
- "Yes! My God, yes! You didn't get me, did you? No you did not! Louis beat all your asses!"
- "I have no idea how this is going to work."
- "Never thought I'd say it, but I miss the city."
- "We. Are. SAVED!
- "We got four immune here!"
- "I am alive! You hear that? I am breathing and it feels good!"
Miscellaneous[]
- "You do those tattoos yourself, Francis? It'd explain all the misspellings."
- "When this is over with? I'm buyin' all three of you mansions."
- "Bill, would you please say one positive thing before I shoot you?"
- "You were born a crusty old bastard, weren't you, Bill?"
- "Can zombies swim?"
- "I had a nice house before this. A 401k... Dammit! I had a really nice 401k!"
- "Man, I do wish I'd bought stock in ammo manufacturers now."
- "Look at the bright side: overpopulation? Bad economy? All fixed now."
- "When things go back to normal, Zoey, Bill - I'm giving you both jobs. Francis, I'll help you sign your fat ass back up on welfare."
- "Oh no, I'm straight."
- "Francis, you gotta lighten up, buddy."
- "Stay frosty."
- "Francis, don't hate me for being beautiful."
- "Cocked and locked. Let's show these things how we cure infection."
- "Think of it like this, Bill: How could it get any worse?"
- "Yeah, yeah, there you go!"
- "ZOMBIES. Say it, Francis."
- "How many damn times are you gonna shoot me?"
- "Fat man, what the HELL is wrong with you?"
- "Zoey, you know you're shooting me, right?"
- "Ow! I ain't damn bulletproof."
- "Man, I hope I never get on your bad side."
- "There's something over there."
- "There is definitely something over there."
- "Kilt your bitch ass. Bitch."
- "Sit yer steroid ass down, bitch."
- "Yeah, yeah, Louis just shot yer bitch ass."
- "How you like that? Funky-ass bitch."
- "Punk-ass bitch."
- "Oh it's BITCH apocalypse now, bitch."
- "When all this is over, you think they'll call us heroes? We are savin' humanity, right? I mean, a very small, four-person chunk of it, but still."
- "Yeah, I won. Yeah, yeah."
- "Hoody-ass bitch."
- "Funky-smellin' bitch."
- "Set yer bitch ass on fire!"
- "I don't know, this shit look real jerry-rigged."
- "Are you out of your damn mind!"
- "ARE YOU INSANE?"
- "What the hell was that?"
- "Did you hear that?"
- "Are you seeing this?"
- "Oh come the hell on."
- "Zombies might have done us a favor, really. Think about it. We get to start over now."
- "My last life? District IT manager at Fischer Platt. Not good practice for zombie killing, you know?"
- "Folks I was with before you three, wouldn't keep movin'. Figured they could wait it out. They couldn't."
- "I think I just discovered a cure for infection. Lead."
- "Infected or not - they don't like bullets."
- "Smile when it hurts the most. That's my philosophy."
- "Winning isn't everything. Wantin' to win is."
- "We'll beat 'em 'cause we're better than them. Period."
- "Humanity ain't beat, it's just takin' a breather."
- "We'll be laughin' about it when we get to the other side."
- "Even I can't make lemonade out of this shit."
- "I guess I'm just a glass-half-full guy."
- "Ahhh, probably for the best."
- "Alright, that makes us even."
Additional Community Lines[]
- "It sure is cold!"
- "I-I bet it's gonna warm up real soon!"
- "I mean, how much colder can it get? This has to be the worst."
- "I heard there's a military base just south of here."
- "What is this place?"
- "Zombies are driving trucks?!"
- "But i'm sure someone's alive, let's go look!"
- "Let's go down to the dock."
- "Let's grab a boat."
- "Man, I feel like i'm Gordon Freeman!"