User:Blowb

About me
Hehehee, heeheha, HYaa haa ha ha, WaahYahahaaaa.

I'm Blowb, ha he, I'm a Jockey, hehehee HAAAA, yeah ye-ah wierd name for a Jockeee-yaha.....sorry, anyways my dad wanted a BoomaHAHer, sorry I'm alittle hyperactive, I like my job, and I like Spikker, Splitter, Sticker, Whatever. HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK! Anyways, where wuzz I, oh yeah, my job is siHIHIHIHIIIIIMple, pull the people apart and pick offffffffffhhhheeeeeehehehehe.......the stranglers, staggelerer, whatever.

Some GOOD people:

 * Boomer: A nice GYUHUHUY, his job is to cause panic, and pour on the hurt, in the form of a jetstream of DEEEEliciose puke, my favorite condiment.
 * Hunter: His name says it all, hehehe....he's a better pouncer, sharper claws, and able to blend with the commons, but he can't move until he leaves his blood frenzy.
 * Smoker: A cloud spewin' toungesta'HAHA, He is tall with a two ton tounge, and like me, he should try to split up the group.
 * Tank: The new block on the block, TEHEHAAAAAAA, Hank is a big bad bo-HOY, and his ex-wife is pretty hot to, I think IHAHAHIIIIYEEEE.
 * Witch: This smokin' biHIHIHIIIIIICH, is one fine ass. I think I know howta cheer her up. After all, small things come with big packages! HYUCKYUCKYUCKYUCK!
 * Charger: Karma Is quiet the killer, although a frequent suicidal killer, he makes up for it with the gains, Mashed Louis anyone?
 * Spitter: My wife, teheheee..... her name is spitterete. She is a great cook and has opened up a restraunt with The Boomers
 * Jockey: AKA, ME, HAHAHOHOHEEEEHA. I'mma little bugger, and I wanna ditch spitter for some new honey in L4D3, oog ytiggig ytiggig.

Some AWSOME people

 * Five dog: Alone in the dark I tremble, five dog is my light. I do not kill, Five dog kills for me. ALL HAIL FIVE DOG
 * Jo The Marten: In the old annoying words of every nerd before they are killed by a woman who is on they're team: U IZ HAWT. Just kidding, you are a very high ranking and respected member of the wikia crew.
 * Stigma: As are you, as a note on your story with Bill, I had similar encounter with Ellis, and I am sorry for the loss of a super hero, also, Coach is the anti-Bill.

Ellis as: Jeremy Blowb, Coach as: Fat @$$, guest starring Nick and Rocelle as: The Closet People, And Introducing Hank McTank as: THE BEAST.
So there I was, in a mall, with, Him, our companions dead, a single tap would have killed me, I hastily decapitated the last infected and turned off the alarm. I heard a strange pounding noise in the closet, and found two new survivors, being busy, so I shut the door and let them re-dress. Then Fatty came into the room with eighty health, and a medi-kit in his arms, he walked up to me as I embraced to be healed from the brink of death, only for something horrible to happen. FAT @$$ STARTED HEALING HIMSELF. So there I was, paranoid, limping, leading three retarded survivors to the saferoom, when right there, in the room up ahead, was a red parcel of healing light.

"OH, THANK FIVE DOG" I exclaimed, eagerly edging twoards the velvet package.

But as I reached, A horrifiying sound was heard as a massive shadow entered the room. Wrapping the gause as fast a I could, the mighty beast raised his fists, and as I tore the final gause, I was hit, but survived, I stabbed my sword through the demon's heart, and sighed a sigh of relief. Angered with the fool, and tore the shot gun from fatty's hands, proceeded to blow his face off, the end.

Ellis as: Taylor, Coach as Bait, Nick as: Jeremy Blowb, Rochelle as: herself, Karma as: himself, and Hank as: The Tank, Jack Mchuntin' as: My Would-Be Killer
I flipped the switch, and now the ferry was heading twoard us, but so was the hoard.

"Karma Chargers comiiiinnnng." I rang as I headed for saftey.

"Really?" said Taylor.

"No, Hehehe....." I chuckled, but as I turned around expecting to see a horde, I saw him. Karma Charger ran right past me, snagging Coach and plowing him and my freind into the water. The Ferry near, Rochelle stuck by her but to a roof, my freinds dead, me Injured, and my white suit ruined. I limped onto the Ferry, and left Rochelle to suffocate under Smokey's breath. But as I neared shore, he leaped, the mysterious man in blue, leaped, and right before landing on me, I punched him into the water, so that he may join our freinds.

But what was that? A cry for help from an outhouse, not one cry, three. But as the doors opened, that sound, that horrible pounding and roaring came from just up ahead, in my hand was a needle, to my left where my trapped friends, to the right, medi-kit. As I injected my self, a hulking figure came charging out of the bushes, ready to smash me to pulp, first I dashed twoards the outhouse, and pried it open, my freinds armed themselves and joined the fight and as I went to relinquish my pain, something else came out of the bushes, and sent me rolling into the water.

The moral? KARMA CHARGER IS ALWAYS WATCHING.

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