Bill/Quotes and Captions

A list of Bill's Quotes and cut quotes, also known as Captions, in Left 4 Dead.

Intro

 * "Hold up!"
 * "Ain't seen anything like this before..."
 * "They're changing."
 * "Over there."
 * "Lights off!"
 * "Oh, this is gonna get bad..."
 * [ Responding to Louis regarding the Tank during the intro scene ] "Both!"
 * "Son, we just crossed the street. Let's not throw a party 'til we're out of the city."

General

 * [ Nearing a safe room ] "This way people!"
 * [ Nearing a safe room ] "There's a safe place up ahead!"
 * "Aaah... I'm getting too old for this horse shit."
 * "Francis, is there anything you don't hate?"
 * "Eyes and ears, people. Eyes and ears."
 * "Speak up Francis, your voice got all muffled from your head being so far up your ass!"
 * "We're doin' pretty goddamned good! Don't let it go to your head."
 * "Close your mouth and open your eyes, Francis. You'll aim better."
 * "I didn't sign up for this shit!"
 * "A few years in the service mighta slimmed you down and shut you up, Francis."
 * "Don't be an ass, Francis."
 * "You know who's gonna survive this mess, Francis? It ain't the fellow makin' jokes."
 * "Hell, I was too old for this shit fifteen years ago."
 * "Those bastards are in for a big surprise!"

Cut

 * "I couldn't have done it without the tuna sandwich, I tell ya."
 * "How many fingers are you holding up?"
 * "Where am I?"
 * "What day of the week is it?"
 * Francis: "If you survive, maybe God's tryin' to tell ya something."
 * Bill: "Francis, don't take God's name in vain." / "Fer chrissake, Francis, don't take God's name in vain."
 * "How in the hell is this gonna to work?"
 * "You ever use one of these?"
 * "That sounds like a line of horseshit."
 * "You two done chatting?"
 * "Well, this don't remind me of Nam."
 * "There ain't much we can do now."
 * "You're just spoutin' off ignorance."
 * "I am gonna blow your ass to kingdom come."
 * "Y'know, Francis, we'd all think you were a lot smarter if you said less."
 * "The future sure ain't what it used to be."
 * "Francis? You know what'd do us more good than all yer whinin' and jokin'? Shootin'."
 * "Francis, we might live through this if you stopped makin' jokes and started getting angry."
 * "I ain't ready to meet my maker yet. But hearin' them animals outside, I'm happy to make some introductions."
 * Bill: "This reminds me of the Battle of Hue."
 * Francis: "You were at the battle of Hue? I'm kidding. I have no idea what that is."
 * "I don't want to piss on your parade, Louis, but what if it doesn't get better?"
 * "Good point."
 * "I knew this day was comin'. They wouldn't listen."
 * "All right, it's official. I decided I hate zombies."
 * "Zombies."
 * "As long as there's one of those ugly bastards left to shoot, I got a reason to keep on going."
 * "Way to land a chopper..."
 * "These things are like a brush fire: they don't discriminate. They just burn up every damn thing in their way."
 * "I'll tell you what: if the meek inherit the earth after this, they'd better get a whole hell of a lot better at killin'."
 * "Francis, why don't you stop makin' trouble and start makin' some corpses."
 * "I'm gonna make an example out of the next one those things that jumps me."
 * "I don't believe it."
 * "They're trying to stop us."
 * "I'm with you, I hate these things."
 * "That's not what they said on TV."

Locked in a Closet

 * "Anybody out there!?"
 * "Come on people, let me out!"
 * "Can anyone hear me!?"
 * "Let. Me. OOOUT!"
 * "Hey, can anybody hear me!?"
 * "Get over here and let me out!"
 * "Goddamnit I'm trapped in here!"
 * "I can't see a damned thing in here. Let me out!"
 * (Murmuring) "This is such horseshit..." (Shouting) "...Is anybody even out there!?"
 * "I know you can hear me goddamn it, let me the hell out!"

Cut

 * "Listen up out there! March your ass over here and let me out!"

Rescued

 * "Thanks for getting me outta there."
 * "Thanks for that!"
 * "Thanks, I was gettin' lonely."
 * "'Bout time."
 * "Thanks, it was gettin' hard to breathe in there."

Medical Supplies

 * [ Pain pills ] "Pills here!"


 * "Someone's gonna need these..."


 * "Grabbing pills."
 * "I'm gonna need these."
 * [ Medkit ] "First Aid, over here."


 * "Grabbin' First Aid."
 * "First to aid, last to die."

Giving Pills

 * "Here."
 * "Here, take this."
 * "Here I got somethin' for ya."
 * "Take this."
 * "Hold up, I got somethin' for ya."
 * "Yeah you're gonna need this."
 * "Here, I uh... saved this for you."

Survivor Dies

 * "This is going to Hell in a hand basket real fast!"
 * "I didn't sign up for this shit!"
 * [ 2 Survivors dead ] "It's just the two of us now kid!"
 * (Cut) "It's just you and me again, Zoey!"
 * [ Francis ] "I'm gonna miss that man, and his gun."
 * "Christ, I'm gonna miss that son of a bitch."
 * [ Zoey ] "Ah Jesus! What a waste!"
 * "Aghh... not [tearing up] Zoey..."
 * "One of those sick sons of bitches just sealed all of their death warrants!"
 * (Cut) "She didn't make it!"
 * (Cut) "Let's hope she's in a better place. Hell, it couldn't be much worse."
 * [ Louis ] "Come on people! If we make it, he didn't die for nothing!"
 * "Ahh, Louis!"
 * "Louis didn't make it... Agh Christ!"
 * [ Cut ] "He's dead!"
 * "He didn't make it!"
 * "Looks... looks like we lost one."
 * "Goddamnit, he didn't make it."
 * "Ah Christ, he's dead!"

Reviving a Survivor

 * "Hold still, hold still, I'm gonna get you back on your feet, then we gotta move." (2 versions)
 * "Okay... Alright... Now c'mon kid, shake it off. Let's get moving." (2 versions)
 * "Awww hell, it looks a lot worse than it is; c'mon y'gotta get up and...walk it off!"
 * "Probably stings like hell, but it ain't gonna kill ya. Up an' at 'em soldier, time to move."
 * "There's a lot of blood but you're not missing anything important. C'mon, get up, let's get moving."
 * "Take it easy kid, I'm gonna get you back on your feet and fighting."
 * "Hell kid, they just winged ya! C'mon, back on your feet, let's get moving."
 * "Here we go, back on your feet soldier, you're not getting out of this fight THAT easy."
 * "Lie still, lemme look... (short pause) ...Aw hell, I've seen worse, you'll be alright in a second!"
 * "You're not through yet kid, get up and let's go; these shitheads ain't gonna kill themselves."
 * "Aww quit sniveling I've seen worse."
 * "Come on, get up! These jackasses aren't going to kill themselves."

Cut

 * "Lemme get you up. Lemme get you up."
 * "Son, you look rode hard and put away wet."
 * "Ahhhh, dyin' ain't so scary. Happens all the time."
 * "Stay with me, now. You did real good back there."
 * "We'll live through this. Only the good and the really bad die young-and I figure we're somewhere in the middle."
 * "Bein' brave doesn't mean you're not scared. It means you're scared as hell, and then you pick up the shotgun anyway."

Reviving a Survivor (Under Attack)

 * "I got'cha, you're gonna make it!"
 * "Get up, get up, we ain't got time for this!"
 * "Get up, get up!"
 * "C'mon, get up!"
 * "Hang on, I got'cha!"
 * "C'mon, y'gotta get up!"
 * "You're not done yet, c'mon!"
 * "Let's go, get up! Let's go!"
 * "C'mon, this fight ain't over!"
 * "C'mon!"

Reviving a Survivor (Brief)
(NOTE: The game has these vocalizations divided into two parts, A and B. A plays at the beginning of the Revival Animation, and B plays shortly thereafter. The game 'mixes and matches' the A and B clips randomly.) {|

Before (A)
(Cut) "You look bad."
 * "You okay?"
 * "How y'feelin'?"
 * "Can y'make it?"
 * "Y'gonna make it?"
 * "How bad are ya?"
 * "How y'doin'?"
 * "Can y'walk?"

After (B)

 * "Up an' at 'em!"
 * "C'mon up!" (2 versions)
 * "Up y'go, son!"
 * "You'll be okay."
 * "I got'cha!"
 * "Up we go..."
 * "Hell, you're fine!"
 * "It don't look bad."
 * "Let's move."
 * "You're fine!"
 * "You'll be fine!"
 * [ Reviving Louis ] "Back on your feet Louis."
 * (Cut) "Get up, Louis. Hell, you gotta be more careful, son."
 * [ Reviving Francis ] "Looks like your big mouth still works."
 * (Cut) "Hey, Francis. Funny meeting you here. Get up."
 * (Cut) "The man ain't comin' for you yet, Francis. Get up."
 * [ Reviving Zoey ] "You're okay Zoey."
 * (Cut) "Zoey, Zoey, don't worry - I won't leave you."
 * (Cut) "Relax, Zoey, you're gonna be fine."
 * }
 * }

Reviving a Survivor (Last Chance)

 * "I can help ya up, but I'm not gonna lie to you, you're in bad shape. If we don't find you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit."
 * "Ho-lee hell, you are messed up. If we don't find you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit."
 * "That really tore the hell outta ya. If we don't find you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit."
 * "Ho-lee shit, they took a big piece outta you, kid. If we don't find ya some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit."
 * "I can help you back on your feet, but it's temporary. I-if we don't find you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit."
 * "You're in... (sigh) real bad shape kid. If we don't find you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit."
 * "No shame kid, I would have pissed myself too, but if we don't find you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit."

Healing Self

 * "Wait up, I'm healing!"
 * "Cover me, gonna heal!"
 * "Cover me."
 * "Watch my back."

Healing Another

 * "Hold still, Ah'm gonna heal ya..."
 * "Hold up, I'll heal ya."
 * "Stop squirmin', I'm gonna heal you."

Aided by a Teammate

 * "That wasn't necessary...but, thanks."
 * "Thanks a lot."
 * "Thanks for that."

Revived

 * "I-I'm okay..."
 * "I'm alright."
 * (Indistinct grunt)
 * "Hell if I know..."
 * "Most'a this blood ain't mine!"
 * (Moan)
 * "I'll make it."
 * "I'll live."
 * "H-hell, I'll live."
 * "I've had worse."
 * [ When Louis helps him up and is, actually, behind him ] "Who are you?"
 * Louis: "It's me, Louis!"
 * [ When Zoey helps him up and is, actually, behind him ] "Who are you?"
 * Zoey: "It's me, Zoey!"
 * "M-Mother?"
 * "Well... I ain't good."

Incapacitated

 * "I need help... NOW!"
 * "Little help!"
 * "I can't wait, I need help now!"
 * "Quit screwin' around and help me!"
 * "I need help NOW!"

Critically Injured

 * "Francis, buddy, are you gonna use that First-Aid kit?"
 * "Zoey, can you spare me a health-kit?"
 * "Louis, you mind giving an old man your health-kit?"
 * "Godammit, I am seriously FUBAR!"
 * "If I go down... (Emotional) don't let those bastards eat me."
 * "Ugh... I think I'm goin' home in a box."
 * "I'm about...to buy...the farm..."
 * "I don't feel so good..."
 * "Ahh shit, I ain't feelin' right."
 * "Dammit, I'm bleedin' out."
 * "Uhh... This old body ain't gonna make it."

Safehouse - Survivor Left Behind

 * "Don't get your panties in a bunch! I'm coming!"
 * "No sense dying of old age, lets go help em."
 * "We will NOT leave a man behind! Let's get back out there!"
 * "Aw, shit, we really gotta go help em!"
 * "Alright, let's go help."
 * [ Francis ] "Jesus! Francis is still out there!"
 * [ Louis ] "How well do you really know Louis?"
 * (Shortly after) "I'm kiddin', let's go get 'em
 * [ Zoey ] "I can't leave Zoey out there!"
 * [ Zoey ] "Zoey can't stay out there! We have to help 'er."

Safehouse - Everyone Safe

 * "That door ain't gonna lock itself people." (2 versions)
 * "Lock the door... DO IT!"
 * "Lock that door." (4 versions)
 * "Secure that door!"
 * "Secure the door."
 * "Everyone! Double-Time it to the saferoom!"

Items Found

 * [ Ammo stash spotted ] "Ammooo, here."
 * [ Second Pistol spotted ] "Weapon over here!" / "Got a weapon over here!"
 * [ Picking up a second pistol ] "I'm taking an extra pistol."
 * "Extra pistol."
 * "Extra sidearm!"
 * [ Grabbing a pipe bomb ] (Uncertain) "I'd...rather have a grenade, but this'll do."
 * [ Grabbing a pipe bomb ] "A black powder bomb..."
 * "Grabbin' a pipe bomb."
 * [ Pipe bomb spotted ] "Pipe bomb!" / "Pipe bomb over here!"
 * [ Molotov spotted ] "Molotov!" / "Molotov here!"
 * [ Grabbing a molotov ] "Grabbing a molotov."
 * "Molotov."

Throwing a Grenade

 * "Grenade!" (3 versions)
 * "Fire in the hole!" (3 versions)

Weapons

 * [ Nonspecific ] "Ahhch, a gun's a gun."
 * [ Nonspecific ] "If it shoots bullets I'll take it"
 * [ Nonspecific ] "This'll do some damage."
 * [ Assault Rifle ]
 * "An assault rifle; This shit's gettin' more like 'Nam every second."
 * "An assault rifle? Heh, man this takes me back!"
 * "An assault rifle - come to papa!"
 * [ Auto Shotgun ]
 * "Auto shotty!"


 * "I'm grabbin' this shotgun."
 * [ Hunting Rifle ]
 * "I'm gonna grab this range rifle."
 * "I'm grabbin' a huntin' rifle."
 * [ Submachine gun ]
 * "Grabbin' an SMG."
 * "Full auto-beautiful."

Reloading

 * "Reeloooaaaadiiiing!"
 * "Reloading!"

Boomer detected

 * "I hear a Boomer out there..."
 * "There's a Boomer around here."
 * "Careful; Boomer."
 * "Watch it; Boomer in the vicinity."
 * "Boomer around here."
 * "Boomer nearby." (2 versions)
 * "There's a Boomer trackin' us."
 * "Boomer close by."
 * "Christ, there's a Boomer around here."
 * "Dammit... Boomer nearby!"
 * [ Spotted ] "Boomer!" (3 versions)

Vomited On

 * "Ach, goddammit! Son of a bitch!"
 * "Uuugh, aw shit."
 * "Aaagh, Jesus..."

Hunter detected

 * "There's a Hunter around here..."
 * "Careful people, there's a Hunter nearby."
 * "There's a Hunter spookin' around out there."
 * "There's a Hunter out there."
 * "Careful; Hunter around here."
 * "Hunter out there."
 * "Watch your back; Hunter."
 * "Watch your back, there's a Hunter out there."
 * "I think I saw a god-damn Hunter."
 * [ Spotted ] "Hunter!" (3 versions)


 * [ When Francis calls the Infected "vampires" ] "They're zombies, Francis."
 * [ When a Witch is close to being startled ] "Hold on, that Witch is getting ready to pounce!"
 * "There'll be hell to pay, if ya keep on aggravatin' that Witch!"
 * [ When pounced on by a Hunter ] Get him off, get him off!"
 * [ When a Hunter lands on Francis ] "Hunter pounced Francis!"
 * [ After a teammate has killed a Special Infected. ] "Damn, now that was a shot!"
 * "We're fightin' a war of attrition with a horde of brainless killing machines; I ain't exactly optimistic about our chances."
 * [ When a Witch is chasing him (cut) ] "I got a goddam Witch on my ass! RUN!"
 * "Ah shit, she's after me!"
 * "SCATTER! WITCH! TRACKING ME!"

Cut Intro

 * "I never liked hospitals much, and I like sewers even less. But I do love a chopper taking me out of a hell hole. So we went through the bowels of the city to get to the hospital and to a chopper sent from heaven."

The Apartments

 * Bill: "We can take the subway tunnels to the hospital. There's a redline station not far from here."
 * Louis: "Sounds good." / Zoey: "Well, I guess we're going to the hospital."
 * Louis: "The subway can take us straight to Mercy Hospital!"
 * Bill: "Good thinking." / "Might not be a bad idea to get off the street."
 * "Station's just up the street."
 * "There's a subway station just around the corner."
 * "There's the station!"
 * "Everyone to the station!"
 * "This way people."
 * "This way!"

Cut

 * "The red line will take us straight to Mercy Hospital."
 * "Poor gal didn't make it. Well, I understand."
 * "It's right around the corner!"
 * "Station's blocked. Maybe we can get through here?"

The Subway

 * "Ahh shit, subway looks full of zombies."
 * "Was hoping there would be less zombies down here."
 * "Red Line North will take us straight there."
 * "The Red Line North will take us to Mercy."
 * "The Red Line North will take us to the hospital."
 * "Goddamnit, the line's blocked."
 * "Gotta find another way."
 * "This seemed too easy."
 * "Going to have to go top side."
 * "We have to keep moving down the street."
 * "Safehouse up in the pawnshop."
 * "Get to the pawnshop people!"
 * "Keep moving, safehouse ahead!"

Cut

 * "At least it isn't raining in here."
 * "The north line is to the right."
 * "It isn't that much farther."
 * "I'll hit it."
 * "Get ready! I'm hitting the button."
 * "At least it's brighter"
 * "Guns up here."
 * "Look, there's guns."
 * "Guns!"
 * "Down the street."
 * "Don't shoot that car!"
 * "Check your guns. Don't shoot the car!"
 * "What in the hell were you thinking?"

The Sewer

 * "I don't know which way. Through here I think."
 * "Should be a way up ahead."
 * "To the lift."
 * "Through the warehouse."
 * "At least this is the right direction."
 * "Looks like people went this way."
 * "I think they tried to escape."
 * "Into the sewers we go."
 * "Well hell, let's try the sewers."
 * "Maybe there's no stinkin' zombies in the sewers?"
 * "Already smell pretty bad."
 * "Need to find a manhole, the hospital is above us."
 * "I've smelled worse."
 * Bill: "Francis, is that you or the sewer?"
 * Francis: "Hey! hey!" / "Oh hey, that is uncalled for!"
 * (When looking at the "No Smoking" sign in the sewer) "That's a crock of shit."
 * "The HOSPITAL!"
 * "TO THE HOSPITAL!"
 * "Into the emergency room, people!"
 * "Let's go, let's go."
 * Bill: "Get on the lift!"
 * Louis: Hurry!
 * "Hospital's just on the other side of the water works."
 * "There's the Hospital!"
 * "Through here!"
 * "Need to find manhole."

Cut

 * "Dead-end. Let's try up there."
 * "Hit the button!"
 * "Heaven help us."

The Hospital

 * "Almost there!"
 * "At least the power's on."
 * "Let's find an elevator."
 * Bill: "I ain't walking to the roof."
 * Louis: "It's good for you Bill. Cardio!" / "Stairs are a good workout."
 * "Ahh...more stairs."
 * "Elevator's here!"
 * "Get to the elevator!"
 * "Into the elevator!"
 * "Now to the roof!"
 * "Saferoom up here!"
 * "We can get to the roof through here."
 * "That first step'll kill ya."
 * "Watch out that first step'll kill ya."
 * (In the elevator) Zoey: "You think one day it's all just gonna go back to normal?"
 * Bill: "I'll see peace back on earth if I gotta murder every one of these animals with my own bare hands."
 * Louis: "That's what I'm talkin' about."
 * Bill: "Damn straight."
 * Bill: "We been immune so far, but - well, if I start to turn, promise you'll shoot me."
 * Francis: "What if just your beard starts to turn? Can I shoot that?"
 * Bill: "You are an idiot."
 * Francis: "I hate elevators. I hate helicopters. I hate hospitals. And doctors and lawyers and cops..."
 * Bill: "Francis, is there anything you don't hate?"
 * Francis: "You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests."

Cut

 * "Power's on."
 * "I'm callin' the elevator people."
 * "Get ready, I'm callin' the elevator."
 * "Can't that thing move any faster?"
 * "Can't this thing move any faster?"
 * "Watch out for the fall!"
 * "Hurry up."
 * "Hurry up, people."

Rooftop Finale

 * "There's the landing pad."
 * "Let's find that radio."
 * "Let's find the radio and get a hold of that pilot."
 * Bill: "Let's get the hell out of here!"
 * Louis: "Works for me."
 * "I called the chopper."
 * "Get to the chopper! GO!"
 * "Get to the chopper!"
 * "To the chopper. Come on, MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!"
 * "Get to the LZ!"
 * "Our chopper's here! Let's get the hell out of Dodge."
 * "The bird's here! Let's go!"

Cut

 * "Roof this way!"
 * "Well this is it."
 * "Oh man, so close, so close."
 * "Damn happy to see you!"
 * "Dust off!"
 * "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!"
 * "For Christ's sake!"

Crash Course
(Despite not having any new lines- Bill still talks during the campagin at certain moments)
 * [Remark to Francis comment at The Waterworks] "Speak up, Francis, your voice got all muffled from the sound of your head being so far up you ass."
 * Alternative Line: "You know who is going to survive this mess, Francis? It ain't the fella making jokes.
 * [When Starting the generator] "Watch my back!"
 * Alternative Line: I was too old for this horseshit fifteen years ago...

Death Toll

 * "Ah hell, I think we gotta go through this tunnel."
 * [ Speaking to the Church Guy ] "Son, we're immune, we're tired, and there's infected in the damn woods, now cut out the shit and let us in!"
 * "We're as human as they come, son, I promise ya!"
 * [ When Francis calls him 'feeble old man' ] "Hey!" (Indignant)
 * [ When Church Guy starts ringing the bell ] "This guy is nuttier than candy bar shit."
 * "I don't believe this shit, we're arguing for our lives here with a damn mental moron!"
 * [ Rescue arrives ] "That's the boat, time to bug out!"
 * [ Rescue arrives ] "Alright the boat's here, let's go!"
 * [ Rescue ready ] "Run to the boat!"
 * [ Rescue ready ] "Get to the boat!"
 * [ Rescue ready ] "To the boat; MOVE!"
 * [ Rescue ready ] "Haul ass to that boat; RUN!"

Dead Air

 * [ When the plane crashes on the Runway ] "Bah - Jeezus..."
 * [ When exiting out onto the runway ] "Keep it together, people! We're almost home free!"
 * "Jesus H. Christ!"
 * "That C-130 is nice flyin'."
 * [ Rescue ready ] "Ev'ryone on the plane, pronto!"
 * [ Rescue ready ] "Get to the plane!"
 * [ Rescue ready ] "Into the plane; hustle it, people!"

Blood Harvest

 * "Settle down Francis. Just use that radio, they'll come."
 * "These woods look thicker than Boomer shit. Nobody wander off."
 * [ After approaching a derelict trailer in Blood Harvest ] "Francis, does this look like home to you?"
 * "There's our train tracks."
 * "Through this tunnel."
 * [ Rescue arrived ] "The truck's here, let's go!"
 * [ Rescue arrived ] "The truck has arrived people, let's move out!"
 * [ Rescue ready ] "Get to the truck. Move!"
 * [ Rescue ready ] "Get to the truck!"
 * [ Rescue ready ] "Get to that truck on the double!"
 * [ Rescue ready ] "The truck's waiting; RUN!"

Intro

 * "End of the line. Let's move."
 * "That's as far as the train's taking us. If we're gonna get to the Keys, we'll need a boat."
 * "Alright, let's move! No stragglers!"
 * "Alright, everybody, remember: we're lookin' for a sail boat. I aim to get to the Keys, and I ain't stoppin' for gas."
 * "You know who runs around filling up things with gas? Idiots."
 * "Zoey... Christ, kid. We come back for our own."
 * "Zoey, we all made this far together. That was my plan."
 * "Pull yourself together, if not for me then for them."
 * "You gettin' tired, Francis? Tell you what: I'll go find us a boat. Then I'll come back, pick you up and carry you there."
 * "Francis shut up"
 * "Both of you shut up!"

The Docks
[ Approaching traincar with Tank inside ]
 * "Goddamn it. Only the military would think putting a tank in a train was a good idea."
 * "Careful opening that door, he sounds frisky."

[ Opening train door with Tank inside ]
 * "When this door opens, light the mother up."
 * "Get ready. Let's set a trap for this son of a bitch."
 * "Get ready, I'm opening the door."
 * "Stand back and get ready."

[ Inside Tank's traincar ]
 * "This is not pretty."
 * "Can't believe this car held that thing."
 * "Stinks like shit in here."

The Barge
[ Safe room ] "Dammit, Zoey! We trusted CEDA! We trusted the military! And they left us to die! Do you think they'll ever let us back in? We're on our own, kid. It's high time you started actin' like it."
 * Francis: "Tell me why we didn't take any of the perfectly good boats we passed?"
 * "I keep telling you: we're looking for a sail boat."
 * Francis: "Okay, but why didn't we just drive one of those boats to look for a sail boat?"
 * Shut up Fra - okay, that's not a bad idea.
 * "Zoey. Listen. The four of us are all that matters now."

[Near or on first abandoned boat seen]
 * Francis: "Hey, here's a boat."
 * "No, Francis."

[ Climbing the gravel hill ]
 * "Don't give up on me, keep going!"
 * "Double time up the hill!"
 * "Goddamn pile of rocks."
 * "Goddamn it... crows!"
 * "Horseshit goddamn birds..."
 * "Shut up you goddamn birds!"
 * "Everyone into the chute."
 * "Get into the chute!"

Port Finale
[ Safe room ]
 * "Bah. Keep your computers, emails... whatever. Just give me a pen and paper."
 * "They didn't have electricity when I was born."
 * "No! They hadn't even invented the wheel when I was born."
 * "Not far at all. We find an island, make it ours. No more army, no more CEDA, no more horseshit."
 * "Yeah. A couple of 'em. We get there in one piece, we're gonna clear the island and spend the rest of our lives relaxing on the beach."
 * "Allright, people. There's gotta be a sailboat around here somewhere. We're gonna find it, get to the keys, and build ourselves a little piece of paradise."
 * "They're defensible, Francis. Far as we know, zombies can't swim."

[ Bridge available ]
 * "We can get on the bridge!"
 * "To the bridge! The bridge!"
 * "Stop playing around and get to the bridge."

[ Bridge stopped ]
 * "Goddamn it, the bridge stopped!"
 * "Son of a bitch, that generator stalled!"
 * "Jesus H Christ, the bridge stopped!"
 * "We ain't safe here! We gotta restart that generator!"
 * "Generator's stopped! Someone's gotta go down there!"
 * "That gennie's stopped! Someone get down there!"

[ When sacrificing himself ]
 * "Stay there, I got it."
 * "You take care."
 * "Remember: Stay together! No matter what!"
 * "Nobody try to help me! I'm doing this alone!"
 * "I'm not horseshittin' around, don't follow me!"
 * "Take care of each other!"
 * "Be safe! Get to the Keys!"
 * "You guys mean everything to me! Stay there!"
 * "You guys are the only family I got! Take care of each other!"

[ Louis sacrifices himself ]
 * "LOOOOUUUIISSSS!!!"
 * "Louis, you did it, you did it."
 * "Louis, Louis, goddamnit Louis!!"
 * "Louis, you weren't supposed to die."

[ Zoey sacrifices herself ]
 * "Damn it, kid. NOOOOOOO!"
 * "ZOEY!!! It wasn't supposed to be you!"
 * "NO, NO, NOT ZOEY!"
 * "ZOOOOOOEEEEEYYYY!!!!"
 * "ZOEY! You did it!"
 * "Zoey! It wasn't supposed to end like this."

[ Francis sacrifices himself ]
 * "Francis! No! NO!"
 * "Francis, you beautiful son of a bitch you did it!"
 * "Francis, I will not forget you."
 * "Francis, I will not forget this."

Friendly Fire

 * [ When shot ] "Goddammit, watch your fire!"
 * "Goddammit, watch where you're shooting!"
 * "Check your fire!"
 * "Watch your fire!"
 * "Hold your fire!"
 * "Jesus H. Christ, I'm on your side!"
 * "Watch where you're shooting!"
 * "Secure that weapon!"
 * "Do NOT shoot ME!"
 * "Do I look like a target?"
 * "Ahh! Knock it off."
 * "Ahh! That hurt."
 * [ When shot by Francis ] "What the hell are you doing, Francis?!"
 * "FRANCIS!!!"
 * "Francis, check your fire!"
 * [ When shot by Zoey ] "Zoey!"
 * "Whose side are you on, kid?"
 * [ When shot by Louis ] "Knock it off, Louis!"
 * "LOOOUIIS!"
 * "Watch where you point that thing!"

Cut lines

 * Intro "We hiked down the road through some hick town and at the end there was a campground and a boat to a better place. And when I say a better place, that is pretty much anywhere other than here. Hell, even Cleveland would be better place."
 * "For all we know he's out there on a Huck Finn raft. Still, he's all we got."
 * "This'd better be a big goddamn boat."
 * "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but we're gonna take your husband's offer."
 * "Miss, I think we're gonna take your husband's offer."
 * "We're gonna need a minute to think about it."


 * Intro "We planned on taking the rooftop route to avoid the crowds below. It was about a mile to the airport as the crow flies. But I guess the crow we were following was pretty drunk."
 * "I've seen 'em fly lower."
 * "Terry's dead, kid. We can get you gassed up if you like."
 * "It ain't Terry, pal. You want us to get you gassed up?"
 * "Terry's dead. You lookin' to fuel up?"
 * "Terry's dead, son. Can you get this plane in the air?"


 * Intro "We had no where else to go, so we followed the tracks to an old farmhouse. The farmhouse was real quaint, pretty, peaceful even. For about 15 seconds."
 * "Electrical fence!"
 * "Hit that power switch!"
 * "Get the power."
 * "Why can't one of these goddamn trains be working?"
 * "I got a hankering for some corn on the cob."
 * "I could go for some creamed corn."
 * "Anyone for just retiring here?
 * "I wonder what outfit is stationed there?"
 * "Probably the chickenshit national guard."
 * "I'll admit the government hasn't been a hell of a lotta help so far, but we're runnin' out of options here."


 * "Francis, if they melted your yellow ass down, you couldn't be poured into a fight."
 * "Here's an awful thought. What if this thing evolves like a virus? I mean to say: what if bein' immune's not a lifetime guarantee?"
 * "Goddamnit. I can't even get a cold anymore without worryin' it's the early stages of zombieism."
 * "Ah well. Least I'm old. No offense to you kids, but I already had a full life."
 * "This just went pear-shaped! Fall back!"
 * "I blame Bill Clinton."
 * "Don't let Francis wear you down. He'd break his arm pattin' himself on the back."
 * "That ain't gonna earn you any medals."
 * "Now that was some true amateur hour horseshit."

Unused movie lines from The Sacrifice

 * My job's done. Have at me you bastards!
 * My job's done. Let's see what you got, you big dumb sons of bitches.
 * My friends are safe, there's nothing you bastards can do to me now!
 * You monkeys ain't gonna spoil this.
 * You shoulda brought more tanks with you.
 * You're too late. They're safe.
 * You sons of bitches took everything. But you ain't takin' them.
 * You're too late.
 * I'm ready.
 * I'll see peace back on Earth... if I gotta murder every one of you bastards... with my bare goddamn hands.
 * Awwww, horseshit.
 * You want me, come and get it. I'm just scars and tar anyway. But you didn't get them--did you, you sons of bitches?
 * Guess you can't unmake how things end up. None of it. This is all just how it is. But you never got them, did you? They're safe. So that's just fine.
 * I gotta admit... this ain't how I pictured it. Good enough. Good enough.
 * I gotta admit... this ain't how I pictured it. Good enough.
 * I had a good run. Knowing they're safe, I wouldn't have changed a thing.
 * I had a good run. I wouldn't have changed a thing.
 * That felt like no time at all.
 * That all you brought?
 * If I'd known how many of you sonsabitches there were when we started out--guess I woulda saved the shoe leather and fought you there.