Nick/Quotes

A list of Nick's Quotes heard so far in Left 4 Dead 2.


 * [ Response to Ellis' horse comment ] "Ever eaten a horse? It's tasty."
 * [ When shot at ] "Are you really going to shoot a guy in a $3,000 suit? Come on!"
 * "DON'T. SHOOT. ME."
 * "YOU. ARE. SHOOTING. ME."
 * "Well thank you for ventilating my suit."
 * "Damn!... you suck at shooting."
 * "You shoot me again and I'll drop ya."
 * "Shoot me again. Shoot me again, I dare ya'."
 * "Shoot me again, I'm not dead yet!"
 * "Stop shooting me."
 * "Shooting me, doesn't get us, anywhere!
 * "Do that again and I will bury you alive."
 * "Can we not shoot each other, please?"
 * "Can you stop shooting me?"
 * [Upon seeing the height requirement at the carousel] "You have to be 48 inches tall to ride this one. Sorry, Ellis.You'll be missed, buddy."


 * Ellis: "Ha ha ha."
 * [Upon entering the saferoom in low health] "I really screwed the pooch back there."
 * "I don't know who started this shit, 'kay? But let's just stop the friendly fire right now."
 * "Unless you want to be picking your teeth up off the floor, stop shooting me."


 * [ In a calm voice ] "Don't shoot each other."
 * [ After someone says Nick shot them ] "If you'd looked out, you wouldn't get hit!"
 * "We got a safe house!"
 * [ After lighting several Infected on fire ] "Smells like dinner!"
 * [ When he grabs an axe ] "A freakin' axe! "
 * [ When he grabs pills ] "Can always use these."
 * [ When he grabs a Frying pan ] "Skillet!"
 * "Gonna bonk some heads with this!"
 * [ When he hears a Hunter ] "You hear that Hunter?"
 * "Pay attention, there's a Hunter around."
 * [ When pummeled by Charger ] "(scared) Aah, Charger's got me!"
 * "Kill this beast, guys!"
 * "Shoot that Charger!"
 * "Shoot the big guy pounding me into the ground!"
 * [ When the horde is coming ] "This is why we've got guns!"
 * "God damn, its gettin' good!"
 * [ When he sees a Charger ] "Look out now! Charger!"
 * [ When Charger grabs Ellis ] "Charger... Ellis!"
 * [ Upon seeing a Tank ] "Shoot the Tank!"
 * "Everyone, shoot the Tank!"
 * "YOU! Shoot the Tank!"
 * [ Upon hearing a Tank ] "Tank inbound!"
 * "Get ready, we got a Tank!"
 * "Hold steady! Tank!"
 * [ When a teammate is shot by someone else ] "Stop shooting each other!"
 * [ When he is covered by Boomer's bile ] "Aw, Goddammit!"
 * "Urgh! This is nasty shit!"
 * "Uh, dammit. I am covered - In vomit - Again."
 * "I'm blind!"
 * [ When being hit while incapacitated ] "OW! OOW! OOOW!"
 * [ When incapacitated ] "Can't do this on my own, need some help."
 * [ At the start of the Dark Carnival ] "I hate to be the bearer of bad news guys, but unless Ellis knows how to build a monster truck, we ain’t driving through this."
 * [ When jumped by the Jockey ] "Get this thing off my back!"
 * "Get it off me!"
 * "Kill this Jockey on me!"
 * [ When healing another Survivor ] "Don't waste this by getting pounced on or something"
 * [ When low on life ] "Don't this beat all? I'm about to die..."
 * "God dammit god dammit god... dammit!"
 * "What was I thinking coming down here...?"
 * "I'm not going to make it much longer, my friends."
 * "If I go, you guys are gonna miss me!"
 * "I have seriously felt better!"
 * "Pull yourself together, man. You're (grunts in pain) fallin' apart!"
 * "This is not - (grunts in pain) - how it's gonna end."
 * [ From the Zombie Survival Guide trailer/When low on health ] "I have not... come this far... to die now!"
 * [ When reviving another player] "Get up, get up, get up!"
 * "Aw shit, get up, get up!"
 * [ When stepping into the Spitter's acid ] "God dammit, that hurts!"
 * "What is this shit on me?"
 * "I got hit by the burnin' goo shit!"
 * [ Upon the beginning of a Scavenge match ] "Let's get some gas."
 * [ While pouring gas into the generator ] "Come on... Come-onnn..."
 * [ When there's one more gas can remaining to make the player's team win a Scavenge match ] "One more can to go!"
 * "These people SUCKED at high diving."
 * [When throwing pipe bomb] "Pipe bomb out!"
 * "Chase this you sorry bastards!"
 * [After Coach comments on having gone to Whispering Oaks as a child] "Oh, good. Now we can die there as adults."
 * [ When Ellis claims they'll have to walk through traffic ] "Don't sweat it, Ellis. At least you got us out of that mall."
 * [ After healing ] "Ah. Better."
 * [ Responding to Coach's complaints about climbing stairs in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "C'mon, Coach... Maybe the helicopter...maybe it's made of chocolate!"
 * [ Seeing how the helicopters flee the area in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Looks like there's been a change of plans..."
 * [ Seeing Riot Infected ] "Are these zombies wearin' armor?"
 * [ When he hears a 'Jockey ] '''"One of those little Jockey bastards is around."
 * [ Seeing Bile Bomb] "Is that a bottle of puke?"
 * [ Throwing Bile Bomb] "Puke in the hole!"
 * "Fight amongst yourselves!"
 * [ Waiting for the other survivors to get into the safe room ] "Don't make me come out there for ya!"
 * [ When the survivors finish a level ] "I'm starting to like you guys!"
 * "You guy's ain't so damn bad!"
 * "Take that, you mealy-mouthed bastards!"
 * "And that is how you do it!"

Nick: "You mean that blurry line in the horizon? Let's not get ahead of ourselves." Ellis: "I think it smells nice."
 * [ When 2 or less survivors finish a level or if all survivors are low on helath at end ] "That was TOO close..."
 * [ At the beginning of a chapter ] "I'm in the middle of nowhere..."
 * [ Upon finding Crowbar ] "I cannot WAIT to find a crate."
 * [ Upon picking up Tonfa ] "I'm gonna whack the SHIT outta something with this."
 * [ Upon finding weapons ] "Everybody grab a weapon!"
 * [ Before starting The Park's Crescendo Event ] "As soon as we open that door, get ready to run for the tower."
 * Ellis: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait...why we goin' to the tower?"
 * Nick: "We run to the tower, and we turn off the alarm!"
 * Ellis: "Oh! Okay, okay, I get it!"
 * [ Reviving someone on their third down ] "You are messed up - if you don't get yourself healed up, that's it."
 * "You seriously cannot go down again, 'kay? 'Cause if you do, you're not going to make it."
 * "You're starting to worry me."
 * "I'm gonna get you up, but you go down again, that's it."
 * "We can't afford to lose you...yet."
 * [ When Rochelle dies ] "There goes repopulating the Earth."
 * "Rochelle, aw shit."
 * "Good night, Rochelle."
 * [ When Coach dies ] "Aww....Coach..."
 * "Later, Coach."
 * "Shit, Coach...I'll miss ya."
 * [ When Ellis dies ] "Ellis...aww...Ellis..."
 * "I'm surprised you lasted as long as you did."
 * [ Finding a Magnum ] "NIiiiiiice!"
 * [ When the fighter jets fly by at the beginning of The Parish ] Coach: All right! The military's still here!
 * Nick: You don't evacuate people in fighter jets.
 * [The beginning of The Parish campaign] Coach: "All right, people, let's get to that bridge!"
 * [Upon Seeing the Bathrooms in the Park ] "From the looks of this park, I'm glad we didn't arrive early."
 * Nick: "Oh man it, smells awful in here."/ "It smells like..piss."
 * [Upon hearing a Witch] "That sounds like my ex-wife."
 * [As Another Survivor Is Attacked By A Jockey] "10 Bucks says they go to the right"
 * [ Beginning of Dark Carnival's Finale ] "I know I'm going to regret this, but turn it up!"
 * [ When jumping into deep water in Swamp Fever ] Nick: "All this swamp water is gonna mess up my white suit!"
 * Rochelle: "You mean the one covered in brains?"
 * Nick: "Brains come out, swamp water doesn't. Don't ask me how I know that."
 * [Upon entering the gun store in The Streets] "Alright! A candy store for adults!"
 * [While moving through the Tunnel of Love in The Coaster]: "You could almost call this a cee-ment river, Ellis!"
 * Ellis: "Ha ha, very funny, Nick."
 * "Into the swan maintenance room of love!"


 * [Running on the tracks during The Coaster ] "These Infected do NOT respect lines!"
 * [ Before The Fairgrounds Crescendo event. ] "You must be this tall to ride. Sorry Ellis. You'll be missed."
 * Ellis: "Ha ha. Aren't you the comedian."

Nick: "Well, he wasn't doing a very good job once he became a zombie, now was he?" Rochelle: "That's true. If I had to pick a low point in the flight, it was when he stopped flying the chopper and attacked us. Anyone... know where we are?"
 * [ Upon entering the sewers ] "I'm not going in there... ah screw it!"
 * "Oh Christ, not the sewer."
 * [When someone suggests a plan for a finale] "That is the stupidest idea I've ever agreed with"
 * [ While looking at the Lil' Peanut Cutout from Dark Carnival ]Nick: "I do not like that little peanut man..."
 * [ At the beginning of Swamp Fever ] Ellis: "Nick, what the hell? You shot the pilot!"
 * "Nice fencing. Looks like a federal carousel penitentiary."
 * "What the hell was this guy doing?"
 * "That got us around the block."
 * "Candyasses!"