User:Diachronos

Usually I'm on Zeldapedia.

Note to self: When carrying the Grenade Launcher, make sure you switch to secondary weapons when turning to look at the computer...

 Build Your Own Infected 

Survivors

 * 1) Zoey
 * 2) Coach
 * 3) Bill
 * 4) Francis
 * 5) Nick
 * 6) Ellis
 * 7) Rochelle
 * 8) Louis

Campaigns
Before you ask why Crash Course and The Last Stand aren't on here: I haven't played those ones.
 * 1) Dark Carnival - Concert Finale FTW
 * 2) Dead Center
 * 3) The Parish
 * 4) No Mercy
 * 5) Hard Rain - Damn cane fields... stupid bots not letting me spawn anywhere cuz they see way too f***ing well...
 * 6) Dead Air
 * 7) Blood Harvest - Damn cornfields...
 * 8) Death Toll - Damn forests...
 * 9) Sw- No, just reading the name gives me nightmares...

Playable Special Infected

 * 1) Hunter - Should be obvious.
 * 2) Smoker - He's mah friend =D
 * 3) Charger - He might look... awkward, but he's fun. When he isn't "colliding" with things that are 3 feet to the side.
 * 4) Boomer - Looks kinda like me. Only I don't have the boils and junk.
 * 5) * Also I'm not as fat.
 * 6) Tank - Tank punch + cliff/car = FUN. Also: Flying Rock goes LOLOLOLOL (see Criken2's L4D videos)
 * 7) Spitter - Meh...
 * 8) Jockey - Hate fighting him (I F***ING MELEE'D HIM BACK, HOW DID HE STILL GET ME?!), hate playing him.