Rochelle/Quotes

A list of Rochelle's Quotes heard so far in Left 4 Dead 2.

Intro

 * [ Talking to Ellis in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] " Hey... Kill all sons'a'bitches, right?"
 * [ In Zombie Survival Guide Trailer, when the Spitter appears ] "This is some grim shit we got ourselves into..."
 * [ When fending back the horde ] "Get back! Get Back!"
 * [ When the military begins to bomb the bridge in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Stop the bombing run!"

General

 * [ After Completing a Chapter] "Oh yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah."
 * "Oh HELL YES!"
 * "Shit, we are alright."
 * "I know we can do better."
 * "Allright! This party is OVER!"
 * "Yeah, all bark, no bite."
 * "That was close."
 * "Did we all make it? Yes we did!"
 * "We almost didn't make it!"
 * "Live and in the flesh!"
 * "Thanks to you guys, I am the baddest woman alive!"
 * "Oh, I think we're going to make it!"
 * "Oh we kicked ass, yes we did! Woo!"
 * "Okay, we can do this! We can do this!"
 * "Woo! We're really doing this!"
 * "Ooh we are doing it alright!"
 * "Ha ha ha! We are kickin it!"
 * "Woo, that's about as close as I like to cut it."
 * "What happened to us?"
 * [ When Nick is highlighted ] "Hey Suit!"
 * "Nicolas!"
 * [ When Ellis is highlighted ] "Yo, Ellis."
 * "Hey, Hee-Haw!"
 * [ Time related ] "Uh, can we get going?"
 * "Time to get going."
 * "C'mon, let's go!"

Negative responses

 * "Blargh!"
 * "Sweet Lincoln's mullet!"
 * "Sweet Jesus!"
 * "Argh!"
 * "A-heh. No way."
 * "Seriously. No."
 * "Boy, no way!"
 * "Heh. Oh please."
 * "Can just ONE goddamn thing go right?!"
 * "Ohhh this is bad."
 * "Mother of Mercy!"
 * "Oh, well...this just sucks."
 * "We are in some deep shit."
 * "Could this get any worse? I don't think so."
 * "Arrrrgh. JESUS CHRIST!"
 * "God dammit! Can just one more goddamn thing go wrong?"

Positive Responses

 * "Woo! Kick ass!"
 * "You are on FIRE today!"
 * "Hey, nice job!"
 * "Oh hell yeah!"
 * "Nice shot!"
 * "That was cool!"
 * "Cool!"
 * "Good one!"

Health related

 * [ When reviving Coach ] "Oh baby, we can't have you down there. Now get up."
 * [ When reviving another player ] "You're gonna' have to suck it up, we need you a little bit longer."
 * "Oh shit, just... get up, get up"
 * "You're comin' or you're just gonna lay there all day...lets get'cha up"
 * "Can't stay down there forever...Let me getcha up."
 * "If I didn't know any better I'd say you were trying to kill yourself..get up now."
 * "Ohhh man. I mean...uh..I mean...you look fine? Lets go."
 * "You've got to stop ending up down here...this is no way to stay alive."
 * "I ain't carryin` ya...get up. "
 * "Look, the big man upstairs isn't ready to take you yet...let's get you on your feet."
 * "No time for this now...we have to keep you moving, let's get you up."
 * "Don't worry, you'll be fine...lets get you back on your feet."
 * "Come on now! We don't have time for all this layin' around."
 * "Ahh I knew you'd be okay."
 * "You had me worried there...We can't lose you."
 * "The picture of health, good as new."
 * "What in the hell have you gone and done now? Let's get going."
 * [ When reviving another player on their last down ] "You scared the shit outta me. I thought that was it for you... but if you go down again you're meat."
 * [ When reviving other player on their last down ] "Do you see that? I think it used to be inside of you, it doesn´t matter if we don´t get you a first aid kit, though."
 * "I'm no nurse, but you look pretty messed up...go down again and thats it..."
 * "You're scaring the shit out of me, you go down again and thats it for you..."
 * "I'm going to get you on your feet, but if we don't get you fixed up you are NOT going to make it."
 * [ Helping a Survivor hanging off a ledge ] "Yeah, you look like a fool hanging down there...let me help you up."
 * "Come on boy, I'm not going to let you fall!"
 * "Don't worry, I'm not going to leave you hanging."
 * "Hang on baby, I'm not going to let you fall."
 * "Did this seem like a good idea to you at some time?"
 * [ When revived ] "Thanks I owe you one"
 * relieved sigh* "Okay,Thanks."
 * "That was close."
 * "Oh. Thanks for that."
 * "(dazed and sarcastic) I'm great..no, this is good... I'm great."
 * [ When healing ] "Cover me! I'm gonna heal up."
 * "Cover me please."
 * "Cover me while I patch myself up."
 * "Do one of you fine gentlemen mind covering me while I heal?"
 * [ After healing herself ] "Whoo! All better now."
 * "Now I'm feeling right!"
 * "Now thats what I'm talkin' about."
 * [ When grabbing pills ] "I got some pills."
 * "We're going to need these."
 * "I got these pills."
 * "Pills for me."
 * [ While low on health ] "Girl, you shoulda stayed at home..."
 * "Girl, you should have stayed with Jacob..."
 * "Knights of Columbus, this HURTS!"
 * "Did this ever seem like a good idea?"
 * "Tonight's top story...Rochelle is not going to make it..."
 * "In case you were wondering...I'm about to die."
 * "This is how its going to be, huh?"
 * "I think I really hurt something."
 * "By the beard of Zeus, this hurts!"
 * "This isn't happening...this isn't happening...this isn't happening"
 * "You have got to be kidding me...."
 * "Somethings gotta break our way..."
 * "Okay, this was a bad idea."
 * "Son of a bee-sting; this hurts!"
 * "Okay, that one really hurt."
 * "Does anyone else feel like crap right now?"
 * "I am too young to feel this old."
 * "This is some grim shit we got ourselves into..."
 * (voice breaking) "I need to find some health"
 * "Girrrl, you should have stayed at home..."
 * "One of you fellas one to carry the cute girl?"
 * [ When incapacitated ] "Damn! I'm down!"
 * "Boys, I'm down!"
 * "Gentlemen, I need some help!"
 * "For the love of God, Someone Help me!"
 * "Help me!"
 * "Oh, I need some help!"
 * "Hey guys...I need some help!"
 * [ Seeing Nick's corpse ] "I'll miss you, Nick. You were good to me."
 * "Nick.... well, at least he's dressed for the funeral."
 * "Goodbye Nick, I'm going to miss you..."
 * [ Grabbing a health kit ] "Nothing to see...no health kit here..."
 * [ Healing fellow survivor ] "Quit fussing and let me heal you..."
 * "Stop moving...I don't want to mess this up. "
 * [ Seeing Ellis' corpse ] " Aw, Ellis, I'm going to miss you..."
 * "Oh Ellis, what did you go and do?"
 * [ Seeing the Coach's corpse ] " Do you think Coach was his first or last name?"
 * [ If two of the male Survivors die ] "Shit, I guess you are the last man on earth."
 * [Reviving Coach] "I've got a plan: Let's kill all the zombies, sound good?
 * Coach: Sounds like a plan.
 * [ Reviving Nick ] "So what's wrong with you?"
 * Nick: "Nothing much."
 * Rochelle: "I knew you'd be okay."
 * [ Hanging on a Ledge ] "While I am the best-looking girl hanging on﻿ a ledge, I wish I wasn't!... Hanging on a ledge I mean..."
 * "Don't even THINK about leaving me here!"
 * "Can someone help me? Damsel in distress over here!"
 * "OH! For the love of God, someone needs to help me up!"
 * "Hey...I uhh...kind of slipped!"

Weapon related

 * [ When she grabs an axe ] "Axe me a question, I dare you."
 * [ When she grabs a cricket bat ] "Gonna whack somethin' with this"
 * [ When grabbing a Molotov ] "Mama said not to play with fire...buuuut.."
 * "Fire time"
 * [ Throwing Molotov ] "Molotov out!"
 * "Fire coming!"
 * "Burn Mother!!"
 * "Throwing a Molotov!"
 * [ Seeing a weapons cache ]"Alright! Weapons!"
 * "We have guns here!"
 * [ When reloading ] "Reloading here!"
 * [ When picking up a Magnum ] "I am in LOVE with this gun!"
 * "Woo. I LOVE this gun!"
 * "Ooh. This is my new favorite!"
 * "Yeah, you are going to kill some zombies with me!"
 * "Ohmigod."
 * "This can kill some zombies!"
 * [ When picking up a sniper or hunting rifle ]' "I'm gonna check out this scope."
 * "I'll snipe."
 * [ After picking up a baseball bat ] "Oh, I know what to do with this!"
 * [ Picking up a Chainsaw ] "HELL yeah."
 * [ Picking up Incendiary Ammo ] "I'm not playin' now."
 * [ Picking up Boomer Bile ] "That had better not be what I think it is..."
 * "Grabbing a jar of puke."
 * "Grabbing a jar of bile."
 * "Grabbing a jar of puke, apparently."
 * [ Picking up a frying pan ] "Okay, Nobody better make a crack about me being in the kitchen!"

Infected related

 * [ Seeing Hazmat ] "Great. Zombies in hazmat suits."
 * "Fireproof zombies. Hooray!"
 * [ When she is covered by Boomer's bile ] "He just... vomit." (she says it even if he exploded on her)
 * "Damn it! I just washed this!"
 * "Oh God, Eugh!"
 * "Ick! JESUS, ew. Ugh!"
 * "Oh, ugh! OH, not again!"
 * [ While pulled by a Smoker ] "SMOKER'S GOT ME!"
 * [ When The Spitter is about to spit ] "Watch out, goo!"
 * "Heads up, goo!"
 * "What is this shit!?"
 * "Goo, incoming!"
 * "Watch out, or it'll wind up in your face."
 * "Damn this stuff HURTS!"
 * [ If grabbed by the Jockey ] "Get this thing off my head!"
 * "Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
 * "I can't breathe, get it off me!"
 * "It's on MY FACE!"
 * "I CAN'T SEE, THIS THING IS ON ME!!!"
 * "Let go let go let go!"
 * [ When seeing the Tank ] "Kill it, kill it!"
 * "Don't stop shooting!"
 * "Shoot the shit out of that thing!"
 * "Light it up!!!"
 * "Shoot it! Shoot it!"
 * [ When pummeled by a Charger ] "Charger's got me!"
 * "This thing is crushin' me! "
 * (Grunt) "I'm gettin' my ass...BEAT"
 * "You've got to shoot this thing!"
 * "Its killing me! Shoot it!"
 * "I'm not playin' with this thing, HEEELLP!!"
 * "Ughh, don't bash, shoot!!!"
 * [ After taking out a Special Infected quickly ] "That one's mine."
 * "Got it!"
 * "Dead."
 * "Taken care of."
 * "Kicked its ass!"
 * "Kicked it!"
 * [ When the Horde is alerted ] "Ohh its on now!"
 * "Get ready."
 * "They're coming..."
 * "Here they come!"
 * "Party time!"
 * "Time to kick some ass."
 * [ When hearing or seeing a 'Witch ] '''"I'm gonna give that Witch something to cry about."
 * "I hear a Witch. Everyone, quiet. lights off. NOW."
 * [ When she startles the witch ] "HOLY SHIT!"
 * "My bad, my bad, my bad!"
 * "Outta my way!"
 * "Kill the damn thing!"
 * "Don't just stand there, shoot her!"
 * [ Watching a Jockey ride another survivor ] "That things riding him!"
 * [ Hearing a Hunter approach ] "Ugh, I hear a Hunter".

Dead Center

 * [ While in the elevator and Ellis is dead ] "Did we all make it? Who did we lose back there? I think his name was Ellis."
 * [ At the Campaign start ] "I think those things are down there...grab a weapon."
 * (in disbelief) "Okay. Now I'm killing zombies..."
 * [ Studying the map ] "Reports were really fragmented...CEDA never told anyone it was this bad."
 * "It looks like Atlanta's already fallen."
 * "Look at this map...Guys, we need to get to New Orleans. Fast."
 * [ Entering Whitaker's Gun Store ] "Oh Sweet Jesus, look at all these guns!"
 * "Would you LOOK at all these guns?!"
 * [ Seeing Jimmy Gibbs Jr. Poster ] "Anybody know who this Jimmy Gibbs guy is?"
 * Ellis: "Only the greatest stock car racer EVER. Try readin' a book sometime."
 * Rochelle: "Jimmy Gibbs Jr....yay."
 * [ On Ellis' Escape Plan ] "Okay. So plan A is find this race car...Plan B is stay here in this mall and die."
 * "Well...its a plan. I don't know if its a good plan but its a plan..."
 * [ After finishing the gun store panic event ] "(whispering) Oh shit, I think I grabbed diet cola, we should get outta here.(yelling to Whitaker) Hey, thanks Mister!"
 * [ Encountering her first Tank ] "Holy shit, you're telling me we have to fight that thing?!"

Dark Carnival

 * "Umm, guys, this is the lady's room."
 * Nick: "Excuse me."


 * "This is the most relaxing safe room I have ever been in."
 * [ Figuring out Coach's plan involving the Midnight Riders ] "...And that will signal the chopper! Coach that's BRILLIANT! ...I'm sorry about all the bad things I said about your crappy band..."
 * [ Moving through an air duct beside the tunnel of love ]"Ah, the air duct of love"
 * [ Seeing the rescue chopper arrive at the finale ]"Coach, you are the smartest man alive!"

Swamp Fever
Ellis: "So they just killed them all?
 * [ Continuing Coach's phrase at the start of Swamp Fever ] "When they say stay out, I'm sure they meant someone else."
 * [ Agreeing with Nick's shooting of the pilot ] "That's true, the real low part of the flight was when the pilot stopped flying the helicopter and attacked us...Anyone know where we are?"
 * [ ]"It looks like they've all left...and gone deeper into the swamp. Well, great. "
 * [ At the emergency door of a fallen plane at the Crash Site ] "You're kidding me. The only way forward is through an emergency door?"
 * [ When ferry arrives at the Swamp Fever ] "Everyone, on the ferry!"
 * [ On the Ferry] "Ellis, does that tattoo mean anything?"
 * Ellis: Only that I'm a zombie killin' badass.
 * Rochelle: You had ...real foresight to get that tattooed...
 * [ Alternate conversation on the Ferry ] "So Nick, what do you think the chances are that the swamp people are still alive?"
 * Nick: "Alive as in not Infected, or alive and not zombies?"
 * Rochelle: "Zombie."
 * Nick: "100 to 1."
 * Rochelle: "That sounds about right."
 * [ Stepping into the swamp ] "Ooookay, this is creepy. "
 * [ Wandering in the swamp ] "I am sick to death of this mud."
 * "Good thing I'm wearing boots..."
 * [Searching the Shanty Town for Supplies] "If anybody could survive this...it would be people, who live like this..."
 * [ Reading the No Swimming Sign at the Ferry ] "You're telling me they actually had to post a sign to keep people from swimming in the gator pool? Alright..."
 * "No swimming in the Gator Park. Good to know!"
 * [ Reaching the Drainage Pipe Safe Room ] "That's an encouraging sign, there's still power!"
 * [ Observing the Plane Wreckage ] " Zombies hit mid-flight I guess..."
 * [ Observing the pile of dead animal carcasses ] "We heard reports that the infection might spread through mammals..."
 * Rochelle: "Better safe than sorry I guess..."

Hard Rain

 * [ While in the Sugar Mill in Hard Rain ] "Hey, we can take that elevator down to the field."
 * [ Reading the sign about Gas shortages ] "Next gas...2 miles...well, shit."
 * [ Noticing another witch crying] "How many goddamn witches are there?!"
 * [ As the rain begins] "Um, does it flood around here?"
 * "Oh its really coming down hard."
 * [ As the floodwater rises ] "It flooded fast."
 * [On leaving the gas station ] "Does everybody have enough gas? This is NOT a trip I want to make twice."

The Parish

 * [ When she sees the "where is CEDA? graffiti in The Park ] "Good Question. Where is C.E.D.A.? I just see zombies... "
 * [ When passing The Park bathrooms ] "Ugh. Whats that smell?"
 * Ellis: Smells nice, don't it?
 * Coach: Smells like people been living here and shit.
 * [ On Being Bombed by the Military ] "WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!"
 * "Something tells me they stopped checking for survivors..."
 * [ Seeing the Bridge ] "There's the bridge...you're sure they're going to be there?"

Friendly Fire

 * [ When shot ] "Check yourself before you wreck yourself, fool!"
 * "Okay, that better have been an accident."
 * "I hope that was an accident!"
 * "Sweet Jesus, you shot me!"
 * "Somebody shot me..."
 * "Hey hey hey hey, hey... seriously?"
 * "You got some serious issues with that gun."
 * "You lost your mind?"
 * "Okay. I cannot believe you just SHOT ME."
 * "Ow. Hey!"
 * "Try shooting some damn zombies."
 * "Do NOT. Shoot me."
 * "What is up with you shooting me?!"
 * "Watch where you're shooting!"
 * "What the hell are you doing?!"
 * "Oh no you didn't just shoot me!"

Scavenge

 * [ At the beginning of Scavenge Mode ] "Find some gas guys!"

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