User blog comment:Shawty71/Why Zombies are impossible/@comment-1407184-20100913220746/Shawty71-20100915192355/@comment-59.100.3.214-20100927143846

the smoker after being infected could of had a fungal infection which had acted with the disto diese(cant speil) to essentially move the intestines which are hundred of feet long up over the diaphram which darwin implies that it would use it as a preditorie or defensive weapon. the spitter could be producing alot of stomich acids which are corrosive (which could explain the missing lower jaw of the spitter althoough im bewildered by the fact that she can spit it without having lips (creating pressure) the only souloution that i can think of is that natural gasses build up (like a burp) then expell the ball of goo. The jockey is suffering from mania which makes some of its victims laugh uncontrolibly the hunched back and less developed legs could be from someone in a wheelchair most if not all of thier life the infection could possibly be a mutation in ther spinal cord which could make or help the walk again this happening after months if not years could be mentally unstabling to the victim causing mania. thank you for reading this pice of (possible) info on the infected