Ellis/Quotes

A list of Ellis' Quotes heard so far in Left 4 Dead 2.

                   Nick: "Ever eaten horse? It's tasty."
 * [ When he sees the statue of Andrew Jackson ] "Man, I wish we had a horse. I love horses."

                   Ellis: "Who ain't right in the head now?"

                  Coach: "Though I walk, through the valley of the shadow of death..."
 * [ While traveling on the cable ferry ] "Coach? Any inspirational words while we enter the swamp

Ellis: "Yeah! I'm walk'n in that valley'n I'm kick'n some ass!"


 * [ Conversation at the start of Dark Carnival ] Nick: “I hate to be the bearer of bad-news guys, but unless Ellis knows how to build a monster truck, we ain't driving through this."

                  Ellis: "Sorry guys, guess this wasn’t such a hot idea after all."
 *         Nick: “Goddamn you, Jimmy Gibs, Jr.!”

                  Ellis: “Now that’s not cool, Nick.”


 * [ Beginning of Dark Carnival ] "Sorry folks. This car is capable of miracles, but it cant drive over 20 miles of parked cars. I think were walkin'."                                                  Nick: "Don't sweat it Ellis. At least you got us out of that mall."
 * [ After shooting several stuffed elephants ] "I think I might win somethin'..."
 * [ When he finds an axe ] (Chuckles and says quietly) "Look who's got an axe..."
 * [ When he spots a Molotov ] "Mol'tov here!"
 * "Molotov."
 * [ When he is going to throw a Molotov ] "Fire coming!"
 * "MOLOTOV COMING!"
 * [ When constricted by a Smoker ] "SHOOT THE TONGUE!!"
 * [ Upon a Scavenge match start ] "Go, go, go, go, go, grab some gas!"
 * [ Upon picking up a gas can in a Scavenge match ] "Got it!"
 * [ When finding a pickup ] "All right, all right!"
 * [ When seeing the Infected or someone gets hit ] "Look out now!"
 * [ When shot ] "Man, why you shooting me? Shoot zombies, not me!"
 * "Ya know, shooting me ain't gonna help nothin'."
 * "Damn, this is not funny!"
 * "Stop shooting me, it won't help you anyway."
 * "C'mon, watch it! Daaamn!"
 * "I'm not a zombie. Shoot zombies."
 * "Don't be shooting me."
 * "Whoa, Whoa that hurts!"
 * "That's not cool...Seriously.
 * [ When healing] "Can somebody wait up? I'm gonna heal."
 * "Wait a second, I'm gonna heal."
 * "Can somebody watch my back? I'm gonna heal."
 * "Healing, cover me please!"
 * "Can y'all cover me? I gotta heal!"
 * [ After healing ] "Oh yeah,(horse sounds) oh yeah, oh yeah."
 * "(Shaking self awake)"
 * "That fixed me up real good."
 * "Much, much better now."
 * "Oooh yeah."
 * [ When healing a teammate ] "Here ya go, had no use of this anyhow,I don't get shot."
 * [ When reviving a teammate ] "I ain't leaving you, but you better get up!"
 * [ Randomly while reviving teammate"I ever tell you about when me and my grandma came down here? We-"
 *            Revivee:' "Not now, Ellis."
 * [ When someone is incapacitated ] "Hang on there."
 * "Up we go."
 * [ When low on health ] "Oh man. Oh man oh man oh man oh man..."
 * "I think these zombies are tryin' to kill me."
 * "I ain't lying, this hurts."
 * [ When sees a Charger ] "CHARGER!"
 * [ When he is pummeled by a Charger ] "Aw Hell! He's poundin' me to death!"
 * "He's bashing me into shit!"
 * [ Before the emergency door event starts at The Crash Site ] "Somebody's gonna open this door."
 * [ When vomited on by a Boomer ] "Aw Hell! This sucks."
 * "Ahhh! I can't see shit!"
 * "Christ in a Hand Basket! I'm gooed!"
 * [ When sees a Spitter ] "Hey, it's a Spitter!"
 * [ When the Spitter is about to spit ] "HEADS UP!"
 * "GOO INBOUND!"
 * [ When spat on by a Spitter ] "YUCK! Spitter goo!"
 * "I got a Spitter shit on me."
 * "Ah, hell, man, Spitter goo."
 * [ When sees a Hunter ] "We got a Hunter!"
 * [ When pounced by a Hunter ] "GET HIM OFF!"
 * [ When he sees a Jockey ] "We got a Jockey!!"
 * "JOCKEY!"

Rochelle: "Ellis sweetie? Can this wait?"
 * [ After being revived ] "Much obliged."
 * [While Incapacitated] "Hey I need some help over here."
 * "Help me out!"
 * "I can't make it on my own! Help me!"
 * [When pounced on by a Jockey] "Is this thing humping me?!"
 * "OW! GET.....!"
 * "SUMBITCH IS ON MY BACK!"
 * "It ain't right havin' this thing on me!"
 * "Come on, it's not funny anymore!"
 * [ Responding to Coach quoting CEDA's instructions in case of infection in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Kill all sons'a'bitches. That's my official instructions."
 * [ At the roof of some building in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Hey, where is everybody? Hellooooo?"
 * [ When he gets grabbed by a Smoker in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Ah, what the hell?"
 * [ Seeing how the lower floors are flooded by the Infected in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Holy... Shit..."
 * [When looking down at the gas station in Hard Rain] "Alright, there's the gas station, all we gotta do is pass through this cane field.
 * [ When someone else is pounced by a Jockey ] "Thats just humiliating."
 * [ Responding to Rochelle's comment about an incoming storm ] "Nobody wander off!"
 * [ When seeing a Witch ] "Aw a Witch."
 * [ After closing the Safe Room door] "We gonna need to do better then THAT."
 * "We are a DAMN good team!"
 * [ After throwing a Pipe bomb ] "Hey! Chase this!"
 * "Throwing a pipe bomb!."
 * [ When see's a alarming car ] "Ya'll better not shoot the car."
 * [ When hitting a Riot Infected ] "Aw, hell, they're bulletproof."
 * [ When reloading ] "I'm a reload."
 * "Hey, I'm reloading!"
 * "Gotta reload!"
 * [ When grabbing a Machete ] "Machete here."
 * [ When grabbing a Bile Bomb ] "Bottle of puke here."
 * "Grabbin' a bile jar."
 * "I don't know. Smells nice though don't it."
 * "I got a bile bomb here!"
 * "Man, I could go for a cold one right about now."
 * [ When grabbing a Adrenaline shot ] "Grabbin' a shot"
 * "Adrenaline shot here."
 * [ When seeing a Tonfa ] "Nightstick here"
 * [When a Jockey is nearby ] "Dude, I hear one of them Back Humpers around."
 * [ When in Safe Room for a few seconds ] "You guys know what "suck the heads" means? 'Cause I came down here with Kieth once, and he didn't know what it meant- It ain't bad or anything. It's about eatin'"
 * Nick: "Ellis? Is now the best time?"/
 * [ When in Safe Room for a few seconds ] "You guys know what "suck the heads" means? 'Cause I came down here with Kieth once, and he didn't know what it meant- It ain't bad or anything. It's about eatin'"
 * Nick: "Ellis? Is now the best time?"/

Coach: "We ain't got time for this, Ellis."

         Ellis:" "Okay."
 * [ When sees a safe room ] "Hey, we got a safe room right ahead!"