Ellis/Quotes

A list of Ellis' Quotes heard so far in Left 4 Dead 2.

Intro

 * [ Responding to Coach quoting CEDA's instructions in case of infection in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Kill all sons a' bitches. That's my 'ficial instructions."
 * [ After the Mudmen scene ] "Watch out!"
 * [ At the roof of the evacuation station in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Hey, where is everybody? Hellooooo? Anybody here?"
 * [ When grabbed by a Smoker in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Ah, what the hell?"
 * [ Seeing how the lower floors are flooded by the Infected in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Holy...shit..."
 * [ When getting pummeled by a Charger ] "It's got me!"

General

 * [ After closing the Safe Room door ] "We gonna need to do better than THAT."
 * "We are a right DAMN good team!"
 * "I'm thinking we can take on ANYTHING."
 * "We are kings of the world!"
 * [Laughing] "We are good!"
 * "I can hardly believe we made that!"
 * "Man, I could go for a cold one right about now."
 * "That's how its done RIGHT!"
 * "Elvis has left the building!"
 * [ When seeing a Safe Room ] "Hey, we got a Safe Room right ahead!"
 * [ When all alone or all other Survivors are dead ] "Hey, not funny man, where are you guys?"
 * [ When waiting for the other Survivors inside the Safe Room ] "I need every one of you inside now!"
 * "C'mon y'all, get inside!"
 * [ When finding an item ] "Alright, alright!"
 * [ When responding to an insult from Nick ] "Who 'aint right in the head now?"
 * "Well looky over here."
 * [ On "The Passing" in the saferoom of the Port, Nick asks Ellis about Zoey and he replies ] Nick, don't talk to me, I'm a nervous wreck over here.

Stories

 * [ When in the Safe Room at the start of The Park ] "Ya'll know what "suck the heads" means? 'Cause I came down here with Keith once, and he didn't know, and--I mean, it ain't nothin' bad. It's about eatin'-"
 * Nick: "Ellis? Is now the best time?" / "Ellis, Ellis! We don't have time for this right now!"
 * Rochelle: "Ellis, sweetie, can this wait?"
 * Coach: "We ain't got time for this, Ellis."


 * Ellis: "Okay."


 * "My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once. He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy tear gassin' him to ask what he was doin' up there. He screamed for an entire year every single time when he opened his eyes! Oh man! At first it was funny, then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! Oh man!"
 * "Man I love malls. I do. Once I was in this mall, up in Atlanta, and these guys were dancing for like money and stuff and my friend Dave and I was all..."
 * Note: In the German version Dave is replaced with Keith.


 * "Jimmy Gibbs Jr. is the man. I mean I don't know anybody like that, man. But there was this guy I knew, he raced dirt tracks, not stock cars but open wheeled cars you know, and he was racing once and a goat..." (Survivors interrupt) "Okay, but there was a goat."
 * "I knew this guy who was trying to set the world record on staying on a Ferris wheel. He'd been up there for like, two days or something, and he wanted some beer, but they weren't givin' him any. So he got this rope--don't ask me where he got the rope from--"
 * "I ever tell you about the time me and Keith made a homemade bumper car ride with ridin' mowers in his backyard? Mower blade wounds over 90% of his body. I didn't run him over either, he somehow managed to fall under his own."
 * "I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith drowned in the tunnel of love? You wouldn't think it could happen cause the water's so shallow, but that's how it gets you man. Overconfidence. Keith was with his lady at the time, and he was yellin' for her to save him, but she didn't want to get wet."
 * "I ever tell you about the time me and Keith snuck a paintball gun on a roller coaster? I never heard'a anybody else doin' it, so I thought we might'a invented a sport, so Keith called the patent office, but--"
 * "I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith fell out the roller coaster? Yeah he didn't drop far, mind you, just onto the tracks, but the carnival people wouldn't stop the ride 'cause all the other people paid good money and Keith snuck on for free, so he had to dodge for like twenty minutes or so."
 * "I ever tell you about the time Keith and I made fireworks? Now, I didn't know shit about chemistry, but Keith figured, "Gasoline burns, doesn't it?" Heh, third degree burns on ninety-five percent of his body. Man, people in the next city over were calling to complain about the smell of burning skin."
 * "I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep fry a turkey? Third degree burns over ninety percent of his body. His doctor called up, like, other doctors to look at him cause they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns--"
 * "Man, all this mud reminds me of my friend Keith. Yeah, he was goin' to build a shack once, to live in and all, and I know most people here, they build houses and they become shacks, but Keith, he was about jumpin' right to the shack stage. But he had no wood. So he got some mud and was makin' what we were all thinkin' was gonna be these adobe bricks, you know, like when them people out west made bricks and shit? Well, he had mud and..."
 * "I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith got rolled by a 'gator in a swamp? Man he didn't agonize it or nothin', we were just tryin' to grab two so we could piss 'em off and get 'em into a fight. Well anyway the third time Keith went under I realized something was wrong so I--"
 * "I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith drove his car off a cliff, broke both his legs? It's not a funny ha-ha story so much as a make-you-think story. For instance: windshields look pretty durable, right? Not the case, according to Keith. Son of a bitch flew right through that sucker--"
 * "Man, I ain't never been in a sugarcane field before. I mean, I've seen 'em an' all, but I've never had any reason to go in one. Now, you go in a peach grove, and you find all kinds of cool shit! Like this one time, I was in a--"
 * "I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith and I were on the top of a burnin' building, and we had to fight our way down like five floors of zombies an - hey, wait a second...I guess that was you guys. Oh shit, man, I can't wait to tell Keith about that one!"
 * "Did I ever tell you guys about the time me and Keith filled up water balloons with our own u--"
 * "I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith fell down an open manhole? He was unconscious down there for like a week. Durin' that time, unbeknowst to Keith, they paved over him. Keith had to--"
 * [ In The Quarter Safe House. ] "My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once for a whole year -- it wasn't a dare or nothin', he just got kicked out of his house. He said he NEVER saw a single ghost 'cept for this one time when a ghost stabbed him from behind and took all his money, and he might've just been a homeless guy, 'cause he had a robe on with two eyes cut out his face."
 * [ In The Bridge Safe Room. ] "One time the army bombed my buddy Keith. He went camping and didn't bother to read the signs, and I guess they were just testing bombs that day. All sorts of stuff too, not just regular bombs. Like biological nerve gas bombs, shrapnel bombs, these bombs that break up in the air into like a hundred smaller bombs--"
 * "I ever tell you about the time me and Keith snuck into a Tunnel of Love? Man, if you get your spit thick enough, y'see, y'all can hang a loogie off the overhang, right, so when smoochin' sons of bitches behind you--"
 * "This one time my buddy Keith, on a DARE, got a tattoo: 'I'm a moron' right across his forehead. Course Keith made two hundred bucks off that so...you ask yourself: Who's the REAL moron."
 * Ah, Ro. man that reminds me of the ti-
 * "Oh dude! That reminds me of that time my buddy Keith, he went on a diet on account of what the doctor sayin he had to go on a diet or he'd die, so they told him he could drink nothin but them little diet shakes, but those are like five bucks a can man and Keith is like "Well I aint' gunna... (Interruption). Ah no man, he gained like 30 pounds but he did invent a shitload of tasty drinks, I was always kinda partial to the Keith Kiwi Kamikaze.
 * "This one time, my buddy Keith started up a historic tour, on account of his mom took him to Colonial Williamsburg, and it's like a license to print money at them places. Now you might ask yourself how an honest attempt to recreate colonial times turned into raccoon fights at five bucks a pop in Keith's back yard, ha ha, man the answer to that particular question is that Keith is sharing a room with his two brothers and them being assholes who wouldn't let them do it anywhere in the front yard, well add that to Keith didn't technically have any history to put on display, but he did have the family of raccoons living in the chassis of an old car and you'd begin to understand."
 * "Yo, my buddy Keith had his car drop in a lake off a bridge just like this one here... Yeah see he was driving over it late at night and there over the bridge was what looked like, In Keith's estimation, a dead bear, so Keith gets out of his car to find a stick to poke at it right? Well it turns out, it's just some lady's fur coat that musta fallen out her car, so hey, free coat right? Now, owls won't normally attack a man, but in this case they were hungry, and that made them reckless man, Keith reckons that they musta been there for hours watchin what they thought was a bear carcass, cause as soon as he picked it up, man, them owls had their claws in him inch deep. Well, Keith figures his best bet is to jump in a lake, cause owls can't swim. Well, them owls could. Keith fought them for like 20 minutes treading water, and during that time the bridge went up and down went Keith's car. Man, sometimes nature's just tryin to teach us, if we'd only listen."
 * "I ever tell you about the time Keith made sushi? Yeah his mom took him to a sushi place for his birthday and he didn't want to go, and it turned out he LOVED it, man. But it's like 10 bucks a su-sho in one of them places, so Keith figures hey, how hard can it be to roll up some raw food in seaweed right? As it turns out, It's hard. Now, they say that experience is the best teacher, and experience taught Keith that if you ever eat three pounds of raw chicken, it kills you. Now luckily, Keith's brain went into self-defense mode and started shutting organs down to head the chicken off at the pass, and the doctors were able to get 'em out before his heart stopped. But to this day, Keith has no sensation in his right foot and he don't recognize his own brother Paul no more."
 * "Hey ya'll, yeah I like this bridge you got. You know, this reminds me the my buddy Keith and I were once on a bridge just like this man. Well, I mean kinda, I mean I was on the bridge and Keith thought he could jump the river without the bridge, so I raised the bridge, and well... Did you know cars can float? I mean, for a little while at least..."

("Community" stories for unofficial campaigns)
 * "I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith got married? 'Course not... that's a trick question. He never got married. You ever hear about those runaway brides right? Well, Keith was a runaway groom. and on his wedding day... It all started when..." (Version 1)
 * "I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith got married? 'Course not... that's a trick question. Cause he never did get married. You know you always hear about them runaway brides? Well Keith, he was a runaway groom and on his wedding day... Yep, it all started when he..." (Version 2)
 * "I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith snuck into a wedding? He thought he was being smart getting all dressed up and like.. but it seems the preacher wasn't there and they thought he was the preacher and well, he married them the best he could, I think that counts for them being married but, I dunno maybe not. I think they named one of their..."


 * "I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith said he was picked up by some little green men and then..."
 * "I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith wanted to know what it would be like in a snowstorm? See, he ain't ever seen real snow, only snow we get is from the ice we see at the rink, so he just figured he make do with the machine when it went to dump its load, see he'd just lay under it, man, it took us two hours to dig him out, yup, lost two fingers and a thumb to frostbite."
 * "Man I don't know. Keith made a boulder trap just like this...it did not end well."
 * "Man, I don't ever think Keith's been to a prison this bad."
 * "Hey, Did I ever tell you that time when me and Keith tried being homeless? We had a shopping cart and a cardboard box and we were sleeping in front of the garage we worked at. It was fun until Paul decided to call the police...."
 * "I ever tell you the time me and Keith went to Hollywood? It was the most awesomest place in the world. We saw..."
 * Nick: "Ellis, If you don't shut up I am going to find this Keith, zombie or not, and wring his neck."
 * Ellis: "Too bad for you Nick. He was one of the first to get on the whirlybirds."

Commands
These are derived from the PC commands when using the Z, X, or C keys.

Yes

 * "Yes."
 * "Hell yeah."
 * "Yup."
 * "OK."
 * "Yeah."
 * "Sure."
 * "Yeah, let's do it."
 * "Alright."
 * "I'm game."

No

 * "No."
 * "Uh-uh."
 * "Nope."
 * "Naw, man."
 * "Naw."
 * "Heh, yeah- No."
 * "Yeah, naw."
 * "Sorry, no."
 * "Can't do it, man."
 * " Aw, hell no, man!"

Distant Target

 * "Look!"
 * "Over there."
 * "Looky looky."
 * "Look right there."
 * "Hey, look over there."
 * "Look here."

Nearby Target

 * "Hey, look over here."
 * "Look here."
 * "Hey, look at this here."
 * "Well, looky over here!"
 * "Well, look what we've got right here!"
 * "Yeah, look at this here right now, uh-huh."

Argh

 * "Well piss!"
 * "Aw hog-wash man!"
 * "Jesus, no man!"
 * "Ah, Lord!"
 * "That ain't right."
 * "Ah hell! that's bullshit"
 * "Ain't that a load of shit!"
 * "Christ in a handbasket!"

Taunt

 * "Haha we whip the dogshit out of them!"
 * "Why don't you remember next time, you sons of bitches."
 * "Yo, Who's your daddy!?"
 * "We knocked the piss out of them"
 * "Uh oh, my trigger finger got tired!"
 * "They ain't takin us alive!"
 * "That's right. you can't kill us!"
 * Were kickin' more ass than a boot in an ass factory!

Ready
"Ya I'm ready, ya'll ready?"

Thank you
"Thanks, I owe you one."

"Hey, thanks, man."

"Hey, thanks a lot!"

"I owe you one."

Health related

 * [ When healing ] "Can somebody wait up? I'm gonna heal."
 * "Wait a second, I'm gonna heal."
 * "Can somebody watch my back? I'm gonna heal."
 * "Healing, cover me please!"
 * "Can y'all cover me? I gotta heal!"
 * "I hope to hell I'm doing this right."
 * [ When using the defibrillator ] "Clear!"
 * "C'mon, work work!"

After healing

 * "Oh yeah, [Shakes self] oh yeah, oh yeah."
 * "That fixed me up real good."
 * "Much, much better now."
 * "Oooh yeah."

When healing a teammate

 * "Here ya go. I had no use for this anyhow, I ain't gonna get shot."
 * "Here, let me help ya. That's what friends are for!"

When reviving a teammate

 * "I ain't leaving you, but you better get up!"
 * "Hang on there."
 * "Up we go."
 * "Get your ass up, NOW! C'MON!"
 * "What are you doing down there? We've got zombies to kill and shit."

When low on health

 * "Oh man. Oh man oh man oh man oh man..."
 * "I think these zombies are tryin' to kill me."
 * "I ain't lying, this hurts."
 * "I'm not tryin' to curse myself, but I think I'm gonna die."
 * "Aw, hell no. Hell no."
 * "Hey guys, I'm all torn up."
 * "I'm all tuckered out..."
 * "This ain't in my plans..."
 * "This ain't right..."
 * "I could really go for a nap right now..."
 * "I got a misery in my bones!"
 * "Y'all...y'all, I hurt."
 * "Well, screw me. I'm not gonna make it."
 * [ While Incapacitated ] "Hey I need some help over here!"
 * "Help me out!"
 * "I can't make it on my own! Help me!"
 * "HE-EELP!"
 * "AHHHH!"

While falling to his death

 * "SORRY Y'ALL!"
 * "GOODBYE!"
 * "HELP!"
 * "YEAAAAAAH!"

After being revived

 * "Much obliged."

Rescue closet

 * "Oh, come on man! I'm gettin' bored up here. Get me out of here!"
 * "Hey...hey everybody, don't forget about me in here!"
 * "Help! HELP! HEEEELP!"
 * "Okay, I triple-dog-dare you to rescue me!"
 * "Now hold on, you're not thinkin' of leavin' me in here, are you?"
 * "Could someone please get me out of here?"
 * "Hey guys, are you having fun out there without me?"

After being defibrillated

 * "OW, what the hell ya shockin' me for?"
 * "Was I dead? Good thing I didn't walk towards the light..."
 * "I was dead there? Oh man..."
 * "ARGH!"

When Coach dies

 * "Aw man Coach..."
 * "Oh Coach... Thanks for all you've done, man."
 * "Goodbye Coach."
 * "You're a hell of a man, Coach."
 * "Thanks Coach."
 * "Man, I was hoping me and Coach were gonna be friends."

When Nick dies

 * "Aw Nick..."
 * "Nick... You were cool man..."
 * "Miss you, brother."
 * "Damn Nick.... Heh, we were just gettin' to be friends."
 * "Bet he didn't think he'd die before me."

When Rochelle Dies

 * "You be good Rochelle."
 * "Ro... I'mma miss you, girl."
 * "I'll remember you in my prayers, Ro..."
 * "Hell of a girl, Ro."

Note: Like all Survivors, when the Survivors are a good distance away from him, or if he's the only one still alive, Ellis will cry out for them. Unlike the other Survivors, he has a unique "bird-call" he might shout out.

Axe

 * [Chuckles and says quietly] "Look who has an axe..."
 * "I've always wanted to be an axe murderer!"
 * "Well, somebody just got themselves an axe."
 * [Chuckles] "I got an axe."
 * "Hereeeeeeee's Ellis!"
 * Reference to Jack Torrence's infamous line in "The Shining", when he chops down a bathroom door with an axe.
 * "If only Mom could see me now..."

Baseball Bat

 * "I'm gonna beat these sons-a-bitches 'til I lose my watch!"
 * Despite what he says, Ellis actually has no watch, which may mean he is implying that he will not stop "beating" the Infected.

Reloading

 * "I'ma reload."
 * "Hey, I'm reloading!"
 * "Gotta reload!"
 * "RELOADING!"
 * "Reloading here!"

Machete

 * "Machete here."
 * "This feels right."

Magnum

 * "Here we go."

Frying Pan

 * "Spang!"
 * "Man, some zombie's gonna have a headache after this."
 * "Well somebody's gonna make them some zombie grits!"
 * "Lets make some grits!"
 * "Frying pan...Yeah."

Pistol(s)

 * "Heck yeah. Goin' with two pistols."
 * "I'll grab that pistol!"

Shotgun

 * "This shotgun feels right. Real right."
 * "Grabbing the shotgun of love!"

Assault Rifle

 * "This rifle right here got my name all over it."
 * "Man, I wanted this rifle since I was nine."

Sniper Rifle/Hunting Rifle

 * "I'm gonna be a sniper like in the movies."
 * "I'mma snipe some sons-a-bitches."

SMG

 * "Machine gun."
 * "I guess it'll do. Yeah, whatever, it's a machine gun."
 * "Yeah, I'll take it."

Chainsaw
Reference to Bruce Campbell's character Ash in the Evil Dead series.
 * "Man, if I lose my hand, I'm stitchin' this thing onto the stump."
 * "Ain't a problem in the world can't be solved with a chainsaw."

Grenade Launcher

 * "I gotta take the grenade launcher."
 * "Oh hell yeah, I gotta take the grenade launcher."

When rampaging with a chainsaw

 * "GET SOME, BABY! GET SOME!"
 * "DIE, DIE, MY DARLINGS! DIE, DIE, DIE!"
 * "YEEAAAAAHHHH" [Laughs]
 * "DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!"

Explosive Ammo

 * "Deploying frag rounds!"
 * "I'm gonna grab some of these frag rounds!"
 * "Got some frag rounds here!"
 * "Got some explosive rounds right here!"

Incendiary Ammo

 * [ Deploying ] "Time to start some fires..."
 * "Everyone grab some incendiary ammo."
 * [ Spotted while in the Tunnel of Love ] "Incendiary ammo of love here!"

Katana

 * "Finally, all them karate lessons gonna pay off."
 * "Grabbing the ninja sword. Wish I'd brought my throwing stars."
 * "Grabbing the ninja sword. Anybody sees some nunchuks, gimme a holler."
 * "Grabbing the ninja sword of love!"
 * "I'm gonna grab this katana."
 * "Grabbing this cool-ass ninja sword."

Nightstick

 * "♪ Gonna beat me a zombie to death with a nightstick~ ♪"
 * "Nightstick..."

Crowbar

 * "Crowbars give you that personal touch you don't get with gun killin'."
 * "This will be fun."

Cricket Bat

 * "I don't know, some sort of bat here."
 * "Got me a mind to do some paddlin'."
 * "I'm gonna beat me a zombie 'til there ain't a chunck big enough to hit!"
 * "Bat thing here."
 * "Paddle-bat here."

Golf Club

 * "Grabbin' the CLUB!"
 * "Grabbin' the golf club."

General

 * "Grabbin' a problem solver."
 * "Time to beat on some sons-a-bitches."
 * "Gonna beat me a zombie till there ain't a chunk big enough to hit."
 * "Man, I'm gonna beat these sons-a-bitches 'til my shirt turns red."

Molotov

 * "Mol'tov here!"
 * "Molotov."
 * "Mollie's mine."
 * "Grabbin' fire in a bottle."
 * [Laughing] "Gonna play with fire!"
 * "I'm grabbing the mollie."

Throwing

 * "Hey, fire's coming!"
 * "MOLOTOV COMING!"

Pipe Bomb

 * "Pipe bomb, baby."

Throwing

 * "Hey! Chase this!"


 * "Throwing a pipe bomb!"
 * "Pipe bomb on the way!"
 * "Chase this ya sons-a-bitches!"

Bile Bomb

 * "Jars are not a place for bodily functions."
 * "Bottle of puke here."
 * "Bi...le bomb here."
 * "Grabbin' a bile bomb!"
 * "Grabbin' a bile jar."
 * "I got a bile bomb here!"
 * "Grabbin' puke!"
 * "Hey Nick! Is this your shit?"

Throwing

 * "Heads up, bile bomb!"
 * "Here comes some puke!"
 * "Bile bomb incoming!"
 * "Throwing a bile bomb."
 * "Here comes the bile, you sons of bitches!"
 * "Here's a bottle of...looks like puke."
 * "Heads up, zombies! It's about to RAIN!"
 * "All right, I ain't seen a good brawl in a while."
 * "Man, I hate zombies, but I LOVE watchin' 'em fight."
 * "Go git that Tank, y'all!"
 * "Boomer puke right here."
 * "What the HELL, man? I'm gonna get killed here!"
 * "Don't throw that shit on me! That calls a horde!"
 * "Don't bomb me with the bile!"

Combat Knife

 * "Grabbin' a bread slicer."

Rochelle makes a kill

 * "Well goddamn, Annie Oakley."

Nick makes a kill

 * "Whoa, Nick! Well... Why doesn't it surprise me you're good with a gun?"

Coach makes a kill

 * "You nailed it, Coach!"
 * "Nice shot, Coach! Nailed it."

When seeing the Infected or someone gets hit

 * "Look out now!"
 * "Hey, watch out!"

Riot Infected

 * "Aw hell, now they're bulletproof?"
 * "Hey, you gotta spin 'em around if you want 'em dead!"
 * "Their backs ain't bulletproof!"
 * "Shoot that son of a bitch in the back!"

Clown

 * "That clown's bringing friends! Take him down!"
 * "Clowns? Clowns. Oh, you have got to be kidding me."
 * "Man, I've never been so scared of clowns."
 * "Hey, take out that clown!"
 * "Hey, we gotta shut that clown up!"

Mudmen

 * "Hey, look out! Mudmen, right there!"
 * "I tell ya, these Mudmen take all the fun outta mud."
 * "I got a new thing I hate: Mud people!"
 * "Y'all kidding me now? Mud people?"

Fallen Survivor

 * "Hold on, that one dropped something."
 * "Whoa, whoa, whoa, what'd that one drop?"
 * "Hey, that one just dropped something, right there."
 * "Get that zombie!"
 * "That zombie has something kill it!"
 * "Hey don't let that zombie get away!"
 * "Is that Keith? Oh, wait. No it's not. Never mind."

Jimmy Gibbs Junior

 * [Wailing voice] "NOOOOOOO!"
 * [Cheerily] "Hey look, it's Jimmy Gibbs Junior!"
 * [Cheerily] "Oh my God, it's Jimmy Gibbs Junior!"

CEDA Worker

 * "Well I'll be damned. Fireproof zombies."
 * "Watch out for the ones in the hazmat suits."

Spotted

 * "Smoker!"
 * "It's that nasty tongue thing!"
 * "Tonguer!"

Grabbed

 * "What the hell got me?!"
 * "Oh, I've been lassoed!"
 * "I can't move, help!"
 * "I'm gettin' dragged away!"
 * "Oh, where's this thing dragging me?"
 * "Motherf.....TONGUE!"
 * "NOOOOOOOO!"
 * "TONGUE...SHOOT THE...TONGUE!"

Constricted

 * "Smoker's got me!"
 * "SMO - KER'S - GOT - ME!"
 * "SHOOT THE TONGUE!"

Spotted

 * "CHARGER!"
 * "One-arm!"
 * "Hey, big-arm!"

Carried

 * "It's got me!"
 * "Bye-byyyyyyyyyyyyyye!"

Pummeled

 * "CHARGER'S GOT ME!"
 * "Shoot the Charger, man, shoot the Charger!"
 * "It's killin' me!"
 * "He's bashing me into shit!"
 * "Aw hell, it's poundin' me to death!"
 * "Charger's rippin' me up!"
 * "Kill this thing!"
 * "Shoot the damn thing!"
 * "Just shoot it! SHOOT IT!"
 * "IT'S CRUSHING THE SHIT OUTTA ME!"

Spotted

 * "Boomer!"
 * "Boomer! Boomer!"
 * "It's exploding guy!"
 * "It's that barfin' fat ass zombie!"
 * "Boomer - Yeah, Boomer!"
 * "PUKER!"

Vomited on

 * "Aw hell! This sucks!"
 * "Ahhh! I can't see shit!"
 * "Christ in a hand basket! I'm gooed!"
 * "Ohh, Christ!"
 * "I'm all gooed!"

Spotted

 * "Hey, it's a Spitter!"
 * "One more hit with the ugly stick probably wouldn't hurt her."
 * "Man, I like these zombies better when they got clothes on."
 * "Damn, that is a nasty ass zombie."
 * "Sorry about that Nick, didn’t mean to kill your mom."
 * "That an ex-girlfriend of yours, Nick?"

Attacked

 * [ When the Spitter is about to spit ] "HEADS UP!"
 * "GOO INBOUND!"
 * [ When spat on by a Spitter ] "YUCK! Spitter goo!"
 * "I got Spitter shit on me."
 * "Ah, hell, man, Spitter goo."
 * "Move man, I'm in Spitter shit!"
 * "Hey y'know someone gotta kill that zombie spitting shit!"
 * "Oh great, now they're spitting shit at us."

Heard

 * "We got a Hunter!"
 * "I hear a Hunter around."
 * "Careful. Hunter."
 * "Man I hope we don't meet who ever's making that noise."
 * "Ok, that's not a happy sound."
 * "That sounds like somebody's beatin' a horse."

Spotted

 * "HUNTER, HUNTER, HUNTER!"
 * "JUMPER!"
 * "HOODIE DUDE!"

Pounced

 * "GET HIM OFF!"
 * "GET 'IM OFF! GET 'IM OFF ME!"
 * "GET HIM OFF ME, DAMMIT!"
 * "OW! GET-!"

Heard

 * "Dude, I hear one of them back humpers around."
 * "Hey watch your back, Jockey 'round here."
 * "Now that's just offensive, what those little guys do."
 * "Aww man, I hate them little things.."

Spotted

 * "We got a Jockey!"
 * "JOCKEY!"
 * "Little guy, little guy!"
 * "Back humper!"

Attacked

 * "GET - THIS - THING - OFF - ME!"
 * "Is this thing humping me?!"
 * "OW! GET-!"
 * "SUMBITCH IS ON MY BACK!"
 * "GET HIM OFF!
 * "It ain't right havin' this thing on me!"
 * "That's just humiliating."
 * "Where that thing going with him?"
 * "It's like a monkey on a mule."

Heard

 * "Y'all better kill ya lights."
 * "I'm not - I'm not going near the crying girl."
 * "I don't like the sound of that crying."
 * "Seriously, I'm thinkin' we should just leave the crying girl alone."
 * "A crying girl - you think she's cryin' 'cause the mall closed down?"
 * "Dude, she don't sound happy."
 * "Let's not go by the crying girl."
 * "Aw, a Witch."
 * "Witch, Witch, Witch."
 * "Crying bitch!"

Startled

 * "Run! I pissed her off!"
 * "WitchWitchWitch!"
 * “Don't mess with the damn Witch."
 * “Back away from that Witch."
 * “Tell ya, man, y'all playin' with fire when you messin' with that damn Witch."
 * "Oh shit man, that Witch is a spaz!"
 * “That Witch is having a hissy fit."
 * “COMING THROUGH! WITCH ON MY ASS"
 * "Out of my way, man, Witch coming!!"
 * "Shoot her, SHOOT HER!"

Spotted

 * "What in the hell is that?"
 * "Oh lordy! Big ass thing!"
 * “Are guns even gonna work against that thing?"
 * “Holy shit, look at that big thing!"
 * “That is a big ass zombie."
 * “Hey, keep shooting, keep shooting!"
 * “Light that mother up!"
 * "Tank, Tank!
 * "TANK! RUN! No, no, no, don't run...SHOOT!"
 * "Holy shit! TANK,TANK,TANK!"
 * "TANK!"
 * "Holy shit! Shit! Tank!"
 * "Kill it man, kill it!"

Dead Center

 * "Hey guys, according to this map New Orleans is the last city standing."
 * "These don't look like no Savannahites I ever seen."
 * "I can understand that, man needs his snacks. [Quietly] Man, this guy's weird."
 * "Sir, in exchange for the use of your weapons, I will get you some Cola."
 * "Cola for guns, I think this is like the reverse of what my school did."
 * "Hey, I know a gun shop where near here where we can get some real weapons."
 * "Ellis...My name's Ellis"
 * "My name is Ellis, some people call me El. But I really prefer Ellis 'cause El kinda sounds like a girl's name. But if you prefer to call me El, I guess you can."
 * "This some sorta nightmare? God damn zombie apocalypse and shit. Shit, shit, shit. What the hell we gonna do?"
 * [ Seeing a Tank on Dead Center ] "Do guns even do anything to that thing?!"
 * [ Seeing the Infected for the first time ] "Dude those zombies are REAL. I knew them books were non-fiction."
 * "Now hold on. You been makin' jokes about Savannah all day long and I've held my tongue. But don't belittle Jimmy Gibbs Jr. That man is the pride of Georgia."
 * "That's Jimmy Gibbs Jr. The greatest driver ever to climb into a stock car."
 * "That right there, ladies and gentlemen, is Mr. Jimmy Gibbs Jr.!"
 * "That man is an American hero."
 * "If the laws of nature would allow it, I would bear that man's children."
 * "I would take a Bullet for that Man!"
 * Coach: "Amen!"


 * "Aw, hell. I coulda got my picture taken with Jimmy Gibbs's stock car? I HATE this apocalypse."
 * "Jimmy Gibbs got my vote."
 * "Let's go find Jimmy Gibbs's stock car. We get that thing gassed up, we can drive outta here."
 * "So I been thinking. Jimmy Gibbs's stock car's around here somewhere. We just gotta find it, gas it up, and I'll drive that thing to New Orleans my damn self."
 * [ After noticing infected Jimmy Gibbs Jr. ] "NOOOOOOO!"


 * "I've got an idea. You know them posters we been seein? Get your picture taken with Jimmy Gibbs's stock car? That means it's HERE. We just need to appropriate it, and we got ourselves an escape vehicle."
 * "I've got an idea. Jimmy Gibbs Jr. ain't gonna mind if we borrow his stock car. He's a very generous man."
 * "Now remember, they don't fill up these Cars at Car Shows so we're gonna have to find ourselves some Gas."
 * "Only if I get killed. Otherwise you better kill me, cause I'M driving." [ALTERNATE LINE (Rare Occasion)] "Actually I think it should be the guy who came up with the Idea that gets to drive the Stock Car!"
 * "Wherever he is, Coach - he's proud of you."
 * "Not me. That man's like a father to me."
 * "Man I feel like I'm gassin' up royalty."
 * "This is...such an honor."
 * "Man, never in my wildest dreams did I think I'd be gassin' up Jimmy Gibbs's car."
 * "Jimmy Gibbs Jr., I will do this for you."
 * "I'm gonna be drivin' you reeeeaaal soon, girl."
 * "I reckon it's headed to the mall. There's an evacuation center there. Grab some weapons and I'll lead the way."
 * "That chopper looks like it's headin' to the evac center over at the mall."
 * "Looked like the whirly-bird was headin' to the mall across town. And I'll call it what I like, fancy suit."
 * "Maybe the evac center's a little deeper into the mall?"
 * Nick: "Ugh, damn, I hate malls!"


 * "Folks call me Ellis. I run an auto shop around here. Instead of evacuatin', I armored up a truck to drive myself out of here. Built that thing to be zombie proof."
 * "Turns out it was only ninety-nine percent zombie proof. The last one percent tore that truck to SHIT."
 * "Hey, come on, now! Quarrelin' amongst ourselves ain't solvin' nothing. Anyway, I think the building's on fire. Maybe we should get movin'."
 * "I'm gonna kill zombies with this gun, or no, this one, or...Shit man, there's a lot of choices in here."
 * "Ugh, only the best stock car racer who ever lived, Nick. Guess you don't read much history."
 * "Only the greatest stock car racer of all time. Try readin' a book sometime."
 * "Aw shit, we missed him? You know what, that's the last straw. These zombies have just made themselves an enemy."
 * "Looks like we'll have to get out of the city on our own."
 * "Everyone grab a weapon. Better to have one and not need it than need one and not have it."

The Passing
Intro

[ Intro with Zoey ] [ Intro with Francis ] Francis: "That's what I've been saying!"
 * "Ho man, that was the prettiest lady I've ever seen."
 * "Man oh man, I jumped Jimmy Gibbs's car through a plate glass window, and I just met the prettiest girl I've ever seen. Nick, shoot me now brother. Day's never gonna get any better than this."
 * "She is so beautiful... She is so beautiful."
 * "Look at her; she is an an-gel."
 * "Well hello! Heh..hello... He-howdy, uhh, beautiful weather, huh?... We're having a uhh... Hubba, oh God, I'm too nervous to talk to her man, one of you better do this."
 * Ellis: "Oh man, I know! That's what I've been saying. If there is zombies, there have got to be vampires, wolfmen, mummies, aliens...all that shit, man. It just makes sense!"

The Riverbank [ When the bride Witch attacks ] [ When the bride Witch is slain ] The Underground Rochelle: "I keep hoping I wake up from this nightmare."
 * "I normally like weddings. This is just weird."
 * "Ummm, maybe I'll wait here and keep an eye on my car."
 * "Okay, as far as weddings go, that was the most exciting."
 * "Oh man. You think she's cryin' cause she got left at the altar?".
 * "Coach...can coaches marry people?"
 * "You know what? This got me thinkin'. I should totally marry that girl."
 * "This reminds me, I should totally marry that girl."
 * "This wedding here, I'm taking it as a sign."
 * "Oh man, I changed my mind! I do-not-want to get married!"
 * "Run away bride! Run away bride!"
 * "Help here! Here comes the bride!"
 * "I kinda feel bad for killin' this Witch. The whole thing just makes me feel uncomfortable."
 * Ellis: "Man, I keep hopin we drive somewhere that's not zombie infested."

Coach: "Man, I keep hopin we find an open Burger Tank."

Nick: "Whatever." Rochelle: "And what about the zombie apocalypse?" Ellis: "Nah, I seen my share of horror movies."
 * "Man, if you'd a' told me a year ago that I'd be driving Jimmy Gibbs Jr.'s stock car, I would not have believed it. I mean, that is just beyond, man!"
 * "Just a car? Just a car!? That's like saying the Mona Lisa is just a sculpture or shit man, that's like saying Jimmy Gibbs is just a driver, that's like saying the girl on the bridge is just a little purty, she is an AN-GEL."
 * "Hey Rochelle, now don't spare my feelins none...you think I got any shot with that Zoey girl?"
 * "Oh man, that Zoey girl is never gonna go for a man like me."
 * "Let's hurry, man. I miss my car."
 * "I can almost feel her...I mean the car."
 * "Nick, for the last time I am NOT leaving it behind."
 * [ When seeing the Midnight Rider's bus ] "Oh man, I must be seein' things."
 * [ Entering the tattoo parlor ] "Hey Nick, you and me outta get tattoos that say 'bros'."
 * "Oh man, I found a candy bar! ..Whup! False alarm!"
 * "I know what it'll be a bad time to cross the plank right now; a Smoker."
 * "Don't know why...I was thinkin' there'd at least be a couple of rides in here."
 * "Last one in is a rotten egg!"
 * "CANNON BALL!"
 * "Rochelle and biker dude sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

Nick: "I hate you, Ellis!" Ellis: "Oh. Well, I still like you, Nick."
 * [ Upon entering the sewer water ] "Nick, wasn't that suit supposed to be white?"

The Port

Francis: Nice car.

Ellis: Yeah, it used to belong to a little person named Jimmy Gibbs Jr. Maybe you heard of him?

Francis: Really? You mean that car used to belong to the Taco Dog?

Ellis: Yeah, yeah... Wait, what? Jimmy Gibbs Jr. was a legend.

Francis: Yup, you got that right. That dog made some damn good tacos.

Ellis: Can we not talk about dogs!? Rochelle: "Well, I think someone has a crush on that awesome biker guy..."
 * "Man, I'm gonna kill so many zombies she's gonna have to love me."
 * "I'm going to kill a Tank in her honor, then I'm gonna name it after her."
 * "Man, I hope that girl is gonna be alright. Man, I hope I didn't break her heart."
 * "Man, I sure hope I get to see her again."
 * "Hey thanks, Zoey! I won't forget you!"
 * "Thanks Zoey...I will always remember you."
 * "Oh man, I wish there was something I could give you back, Zoey."
 * "A girl who can shoot? I am in love!"
 * "Man, you tell me Zoey don't look good with that gun."
 * "Umph! Tell me Zoey don't look good with that gun."
 * "Tell me she don't look good with that gun."
 * "Hey, nice shot, Zoey!"
 * "Zoey!"
 * "Zoey, Zoey, Zoey, Zoey, Zoe - I can say that all day long. Zoey, Zoey, Zoey. Man, I just love saying it, really."
 * "Mmhmm, I saw the way you two were looking at each other, maybe the four of us can go on a double date."
 * "Man, I don't know. With the hat, or without it?"
 * "Nick, I don't need that kind of pressure, man."
 * "Don't remind me Nick. I am a nervous wreck over here."
 * "Ok, you know what? You don't need to remind me Nick, alright? I'm a nervous wreck over here."
 * "Ah nah, she ain't goin' no where, that ain't like her."
 * "Yeah, it was like love at first sight. The other four seconds were gravy."
 * "Ro, it's the zombie apocalypse. First datin' days are over. Nick, by the way, I'm gonna have to borrow your suit 'cause we're skippin' right to the marriage brother, then we're goin' cross country. Just her, me, and the Jimmy Gibbs Jr."
 * [ In the Safe Room ] "Hey Ro, I don't wanna get your hopes up, but I think that awesome biker guy has a crush on you."

Ellis: "I don't doubt it. That is a cool guy." Nick: Like you've been walking through a sewer.
 * "How do I look?"

Ellis: Well, you got a turd on your shoulder.

Nick: I'm not even gonna look.

[ Returning to Jimmy Gibbs's stock car ] "I'm comin'! I'm so sorry I le-he-eft you!"

Throught the campaign

Nick: So Ellis; Zoey, huh? What do you think?

Ellis: Yeah, I was thinkin' of her too Nick. Oh, she is beautiful.

Nick: Yeah, agreed, she is totally out of your league.

Dark Carnival
Ellis: "Sorry guys, guess this wasn’t such a hot idea after all."
 * Nick: “I hate to be the bearer of bad news guys, but unless Ellis knows how to build a monster truck, we ain't driving through this."
 * Nick: “Goddamn you, Jimmy Gibbs Jr.!” [Alternate Line] "Don't sweat it, at least you got us out of that mall."

Ellis: “Now that’s not cool, Nick.” [Alternate Line] "Now that was just uncalled for. Serious."
 * [ Beginning of Dark Carnival ] "Sorry folks. This car is capable of miracles, but it can't drive over 20 miles of parked cars. I think we're walkin'."
 * [ Beginning of Dark Carnival ] Hey guys, can I get a minute? Alone. With the car. I got some things I want to say.
 * [ To the stock car ] "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever sat between... I love you..."
 * [ After shooting several stuffed elephants ] "I think I might win somethin'..."
 * "Into the swan maintenance room of love!"
 * "Into the blasted out hole of love!"
 * [ During the 2nd stage of Dark Carnival, upon seeing the sign leading into Kiddie Land ] "Holy SHIT guys, KIDDIE LAND!"


 * Coach: "I swear, doesn't it sometimes feel like we're babysitting?"
 * Nick: "He's like a five year old with guns. And a comprehensive grasp of every swear word in the English language."
 * Rochelle: "I wish I could be that happy.....Oh, to hell with it! WHOOO, KIDDIE LAND!"


 * [ During the 2nd stage of Dark Carnival, upon seeing the sign leading into Kiddie Land ] "Check it out - Kiddie Land!"
 * "Ain't nobody been swimmin' in this pool for a while."
 * "Dude, they got the park all lit up!"
 * "People got to be in that park."
 * "Coach, you're breathing a little hard. You okay?"
 * "Look at those poor people. All they wanted to do was go for a swim."
 * "I never once thought a merry-go-round would turn on me."
 * "I mean, what is this world coming to when you dread a merry-go-round?"
 * "Can we stop and make some cotton candy? Seriously."
 * "I saw 'em in '07. Front row center! Lost both my eyebrows."
 * "I heard you can see the show from SPACE!"
 * "I heard they have to cancel the show if there's a breeze, 'cause any town downwind'll catch on fire!"
 * "Stay on That Mountain! First single off their Ten Past Midnight album. I love that song."
 * "Uh, yeah, they're a pretty big deal, alright."
 * "Man, would you look at all these rides? And no LINES! Wish we weren't in such a hurry."
 * "It's like we bought the park and got every ride to ourselves! That's the third thing I was gonna do if I ever won the lottery."
 * "I wanna ride one! Just one! Just lemme ride the Screaming Oak once. Man, when we ever gonna be here again?"
 * "Man, how can you not like Li'l Peanut? I love this little guy!"
 * "You guys are jaded. I used to have his toys when I was just bite-sized. That little stuffed peanut was the best friend a boy could have."
 * "One thing video games have taught me, good shit always comes in vents."
 * "A little vent crawlin'."
 * [ When entering the Tunnel of Love ] "Dang, look at Nick's jacket."
 * "This ain't that kinda ride, Nick. [Whispering] This is where you make out with your girlfriend."
 * "We have to run The Coaster? Holy shit, it's Christmas!"
 * "Aw man, that's the Screaming Oak!"
 * "Dude, if we had my monster truck we could drive over all this."
 * "What next? Dinosaurs flying down from the sky and shooting lasers out of their eyes?"
 * [ After Coach explains the plan in Stage 5 ] "So we gotta set up to rock and then fight zombies? This is the best day of my life!"
 * "And that'll signal the chopper pilot! Man, this is gonna be like the...fourth time the Midnight Riders have saved my life!"
 * [ When standing in front of the microphone ] "Every lady's crazy when her daddy's not around...gotta reach for the top, stay on the mountain... Check one, check two."
 * "I always wanted to run to a helicopter during a guitar solo! Just like in a music video!"

Swamp Fever

 * [ Start of the campaign ] "Nick, what the hell, you shot the pilot."
 * Nick: "Well he wasn't doing a very good job once he became a zombie now was he?"

Ellis: "True true, but he was also our only pilot."
 * [ Start of the campaign ] "Oh man, that was some crazy shit! Nick, you are a man of ACTION!"
 * Nick: "I can't believe none of you were going to shoot him."


 * [ While traveling on the cable ferry ] "Coach? Any inspirational words while we enter the swamp?"
 * Coach: "Though I walk, through the valley of the shadow of death..."

Ellis: "Yeah! I'm walk'n in that valley'n I'm kick'n some ass!"
 * [ While traveling on the cable ferry ] "Man, if you ask me these swamp people got it all figured out. No cops, no rules..."
 * Rochelle: "No indoor plumbing."

Ellis: "They figured out how to stop going to the bathroom? That's AMAZING. Ohhhhh. No, wait. Oh, I just got that. Shit, that's gross as hell."
 * Rochelle: "Ellis? Does your tattoo mean anything?"
 * Ellis: "Oh this here? That says I'm a bad ass zombie killing machine."
 * Rochelle: [Sarcastically] "Wow. You must have amazing foresight to have gotten that."


 * "Hey y'all be honest, are my muscles getting bigger?"
 * [ When first seeing the plane ] "Well...at least we know where the Parachutist came from..."
 * [ Before the emergency door event starts at The Swamp ] "Somebody's gotta open this door."
 * "Oh yeah, I know plenty about swamps. Full of bugs and gators and snakes...and zombies now."
 * Ellis: "Listen up everybody. Be on the lookout for blood farmers. I'm serious."
 * Rochelle: "Boy, what the hell are you talking about?

Ellis: "Duh? Farmers that don't grow crops, they grow PEOPLE, to EAT."
 * Nick: "Jesus Christ Ellis, like the Goddamn zombies aren't bad enough."


 * "This one time, I was on a tour boat and they fed chickens to the gators."
 * "Hoohoo! Apocalypse, my ass! We're livin' in the best shooting range of ALL TIME!"
 * "Yeah. I mean not so much thinking about the gators as I'm wishing we had some BBQ chicken right now."
 * "Smells like a raccoon died in a diaper factory."
 * [ On ferry in the Plank Country ] "Hey, Nick? Did you know I used to have a suit just like yours once?"
 * Nick: "Pfft" / "Oh, really?"
 * Ellis: "Yeah. First communion in second grade. Don't think it fits anymore."
 * Coach: "Ho ho, yeah boy! Look at you, givin' Nick some shit right back!" / "Nick, just ignore the boy."

Hard Rain

 * [ Passing many Witches in the Sugar Mill ] "Shit...I'm about to start crying in a minute."
 * "Nick, you ever seen so many Witches? Ho-lee shit!"
 * [When looking down at the gas station in Hard Rain] "Alright, there's the gas station, all we gotta do is pass through this cane field."
 * [ Responding to Rochelle's comment about an incoming storm ] "Nobody wander off!"
 * [ Seeing flooded town in Hard Rain. ] "It's the goddamn city of Atlantis." [Alternate Line] "It's like a fabled city of Atlantis."
 * [ When the rain begins in Milltown ] "Is it raining? Oh never mind, it is."
 * [ When Virgil's boat is in sight ] "Virgil, what's up brother!"

The Waterfront

 * "That Virgil is a goddamn hero going back there when we are so close. Let's get to that bridge...for Virgil."
 * "Jets. Jets mean people!"
 * [ When sees a alarmed car ] "Ya'll better not shoot the car."
 * [ Upon seeing the buses at the bus station ] "Did I ever tell you guys about the time my grandpa took me on a bus to Memphis to visit Graceland, and we--"
 * Nick: "Ellis, Ellis! We don't have time for that right now!"
 * Ellis: "Okay. But I do love goin' on bus rides."

[ Alternate line ] "You ain't never been to Graceland, Nick? Man, y'all should've come, we had so much fun!" [Alternate line] "All right, Nick. But how about this, did ya know Graceland ain't nothin' but a little house in the ghetto."
 * "I love camping, but this here don't look fun."
 * "This here doesn't look like a fun campout."

The Park
Nick: "Ever eaten horse? It's tasty."
 * [ When he sees the statue of Andrew Jackson ] "Man, I wish we had a horse right now. I loooove horses."
 * Ellis: "Who ain't right in the head now?"

[Alternative line] "Horses are for ridin', not eatin', Nick."
 * Ellis: "Horse!"
 * Nick: "Nice observation, Ellis."

The Cemetery

 * "Goddamn! Another one just went off!"
 * [If shooting an alarmed car in the impound lot] "That was definitely not me."
 * "I'll tell you what'd be real bad right now. A Tank."
 * "Do you know why they bury them above ground?"
 * "They bury them like this cause they're under sea level."
 * "It's like a whole city of crypts."
 * "It's a little city of graves."
 * "Man, look at that helicopter."
 * "Why'd you think it crashed?"
 * "All these alarm cars, it's like a puzzle!"
 * "WELL FINE THEN, THERE, I'LL SHOOT A DAMN CAR!"
 * "Oh man, I hope we don't see no ghosts."
 * Nick: "Ellis, you're carrying like ten different guns."
 * Ellis: "You can't shoot a ghost, Nick. I mean, shit, it ain't rocket science, man."


 * "I guess we're gonna visit that graveyard, it's kinda spooky."
 * "I guess we're gonna have to visit that graveyard."
 * "Whoa! That was cool and all but shit!"
 * "Well I guess we can't go that way."
 * [ When going through The Cemetery ] "Man, if these were real zombies, going into this graveyard would be like death."
 * "Don't trolls live under here?"
 * "They're infected."

The Quarter
Ellis: "I dunno. Smells kinda nice."
 * "Hey, Nick? They can't hear you, because they're in jet planes."
 * [ When approaching toilets on Parish ] Coach: "Aww, man, stinks 'a piss..."
 * Coach: [Reading notice] "Report the sick..."
 * Ellis: "Report the sick?"
 * Rochelle: "Don't worry Ellis, they mean the flu, not in the head."


 * [ After the Survivors have been dropped off by Virgil ] "Thanks, brotha'."

Friendly Fire

 * "Man, why you shooting me? Shoot zombies, not me!"
 * "Ya know, shooting me ain't gonna help nothin'."
 * "Damn, this is not funny!"
 * "Stop shooting me, it won't help you anyway."
 * "Do that again and I'll knock you into next week."
 * "C'mon, watch it! Daaamn!"
 * "I'm not a zombie. Shoot the zombies."
 * "Whoa, Whoa that hurts!"
 * "What was that for?"
 * "That's not cool...Seriously.
 * "Hey those bullets hurt you know."
 * "Why in the hell y'all keep shooting me?"
 * [ When being shot by Rochelle] "Come on girl, I thought we were closer than that."
 * "Come on, it's not funny anymore!"
 * "I know you shot me."
 * "Sorry, sun was in my eyes."

Scavenge

 * [ Upon a Scavenge match start ] "Go, go, go, go, go, grab some gas!"
 * [ Upon picking up a gas can in a Scavenge match ] "Got it!"
 * "I got one."
 * [ After winning a Scavenge match ] "YEAH GET SOME, BABY GET SOME!"
 * [ After winning a Scavenge match ] "I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch! You better think about THAT!"

Community Lines
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