User:Phoenix Marathon

Greetings! Who Ever You Are!
'''Hello! I'm Phoenix Marathon, a minor expert of Left 4 Dead. My real name is Sebastian so don't be shy to call me that, if you don't want to call me Sebastian, simply refer to me as PM or Phoenix. Just to let you know, I am usually called "The Unlucky One". They call me this because of the following: A Jockey steered my into a Spitter puddle then told a Hunter to kill me. I got into a brawling club, a Charger pummeled me, two-minutes later, it was a Tank's turn. A Witch's husband, a Smoker got high from cigarettes and dragged my into his crying wife who was crying because when the Smoker got high, he divorced her then she had no body cut her nails and attacked anything that comes into her personal bubble so The Smoker dragged me to her, I survived with only my upper body. '''

'''I was new on somewhere in November Two-Thousand And Nine ( 2009 if you want to be a smartass ). Don't be afraid to swear but I can barely get rude to someone so don't consider me as an Enemie. If you met me in real life, I would be as boring as a public waiting room, silent and respectful if you offer food ( And usually don't accept it because I'm scared of eating someone else's food ). I like horror movies like A Nightmare on Elm Street and Note: A Nightmare on Elm Street + Friday The 13th = Freddy vs Jason (Hasn't even got a sequel yet!). I play the Halo series except Halo: Combat Evolved.'''

I haven't got LIVE yet, because my family has the urge to "Put House Managing First On The List" then I would have had LIVE by then.'' I edit most pages of flushing down all the "Inappropiate" infomation like I remember that someone said on The Spitter page Trivia that she was maybe a prostitute before the infection hit. Someone has already said that she was probably in a relationship before and Tralalla, Tralalla. And he proved it by an image of the Spitter's rings. Those prostitutes multiple relationships and I gave him a notice that I deleted his line. Vandals reading this will be kicked by your ass by me. '''

People, I cross my heart, I created the Female Boomer starting then slowly evolved, it started on Trivia but its not there now... And I'm sixteen, now stop saying I'm 12 or 4!

Where "Phoenix Marathon" Came From
'''Most of you are probably wondering "I don't get it, Phoenix Marathon is an event." Well, I got Phoenix Marathon from a two Halo 3 machinima artists. I got my name from the man and the team, Digitalph33r and Rooster Teeth. First I was thinking, I want a name that isn't too professional, not too techny (Like dealing most stuff on computer) so I then decided to do like a production team name. So I thought of Phoenix Marathon, I do have works men that do extremly advanced acting, my website is hidden and already done two machinimas both with three seasons (A series is thirty episodes, ten episodes a season) and we are also nearly finished with my Left 4 Dead 2 movie. For machinima help go to either Digitalph33r for Halo 3 Machinima needs and "what to do list", Rooster Teeth for Halo 3 Machinima techniques or Criken2 for Left 4 Dead machinima help.'''

'''e.g: The Phoenix is a mystical creature that dies in its nest by burning but is reborn from its ashes. A Marathon is a running event on who is the fastest runner. Both of these do equal Phoenixes crashing from trying to aim for the finishing line (Me doing a comedic joke on my username).'''

F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Friendly Representatives of I, Phoenix Marathon, Even Nothing Deletes Such Member of us

- Phoenix Marathon

MEMBERED COMPANIONS

FrAnCiScOsAuRuS AKA: Main And Most Well Known Representative

Stigma-231  AKA: Major Governing Representative

Phoenix Marathon's Tools for an Apocalypse
If it were a real apocalypse, I'll give you these instructions


 * Kill anything that does not respond to one of your orders
 * Have a distance between you and a Zombie
 * Stay in a group
 * Barricade on a rooftop
 * Move in the day
 * Find as many survivors
 * If there isn't much Zombies you have sighted, use melee weapon perferrably an Axe
 * Try to barricade in a police station
 * Look for Vehicles

Tools

 * A First Aid Kit
 * Allergy Pills
 * Weapons, perferrably a shotgun
 * Lots of food
 * A torch
 * It might be stupid but, A Hazmat suit
 * Heavy Working Vehicle (e.g Hummer H3)
 * 16-29 Gas cans
 * A Radio

Thats all, bring up your constructive ideas on my talk page.

Random Facts

 * Melee Spammer 


 * Loves Close Combat Weapons 


 * I'm A Heavy-Weapons Specialist ( In Halo ), Great at Infected ( I may not have LIVE but I use my brother's Xbox for LIVE. His Gamertag is spinnasniff. 'But now his one month gold suscription has expired and He is getting A Playstation Three.

What you should know...

 * I do start wanting to kill you if I hate you really, really bad...                                                 
 * I do start arguements (Rarely) 

The Things I Like To My Amusement
I Like 


 * First-Person Shooters                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
 * Guns 


 * Decapitations 
 * Games 
 * Zombies 
 * Highest Voted Death Scenes 
 * Men That Kill In Formal (e.g. Nick) 
 * Shotguns 
 * Semi-Automatic Weapons 
 * Reading 
 * Killing 
 * Wishing to do something to people I don't like (Relate to the above "Killing") 
 * Going into the pool (Yes, I have a pool) 
 * Getting what I want 
 * Talking to people over the internet 
 * Hating horror movies (Except for A Nightmare on Elm Street) 
 * Loving Slasher Films 
 * Fighting Invincible Witches by Cr0wning them with "Fire Bullets" with shotguns                                                                    

Did you Know?
'''I was originally making a story called "L8 4 Rescue" It involved all Eight Survivors fighting doubleley. Twice The Damage, Twice The Action, Twice The Fun! '''

== My Way, My Rules ==

Now guys I'm starting to get serious, if a rule is broken, every message you deliver to me is deleted, its the final straw for me now....
 * 1) Do not dare tend to be a greater being than me.
 * 2) Do not threaten me.
 * 3) Do not harass me
 * 4) Do speak at a friendly pace
 * 5) Do not interfere with my conversations.
 * 6) Do not prank me 
 * 7) Do not think "I'm Better than Phoenix Marathon!". None of us are greater than... ugh... God...
 * 8) Do not change my work unless you're adding more detail in it.
 * 9) Do not be even close to breaking these rules with FrAnCiScOsAuRuS or any admins.
 * 10) Do not EVER break my Rules, YOU UNDERSTAND!

My Favorite Pages

 * Blogs
 * Common Infected
 * The Witch
 * The Tank

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