Louis

Louis is one of the four playable Survivors in Left 4 Dead. For the original concept of him, he was an assistant manager at a local retail electronics chain store. Now he is a Junior Systems Analyst in his company's IT department. His clothing resembles the typical business man, but bears a resemblance to Shaun from Shaun of the Dead, who wore a red tie and white shirt. In official media, he is usually seen wielding a submachine gun or dual pistols. He is voiced by Earl Alexander.

Official description
Louis had been working up at kfc and hes a nigger fo shizbut then a virus showed up and downsized the world. Now Louis has a new set of goals (live long enough to succeed) and a new set of tools (guns, sharp objects, etc.) to help him achieve them. With any luck, he'll figure out how the new management operates before they get a chance to murder him.

Quotes

 * [ Upon entering the sewers ] "This is not going to be sanitary..."


 * [ During "Church Guy" Scene ] "Mister, if one of us gets killed out here, I'm gonna shoot my way in there and beat you to death with my gun!"
 * "If you ignore the crazy guy and the zombies, nice town."


 * [ When plane crashes on the runway ] "Holy shit!"


 * "That's some country-ass bullshit!"
 * "Aww, this ain't so bad! Well, it can only get better, right?"
 * "Stay positive guys! Ive got a good feeling about this!"
 * "Humanity's gonna bounce right back - you watch!"
 * "When things go back to normal, Zoey, Bill, I'm giving you both jobs! Francis! I'ma teach yo ass how to read!"
 * "Oh c'mon cheer up, were almost through."
 * "Guys at the office used to laugh at me when I hit the rifle range at lunch. Ain't so damn funny now, is it?"
 * "How long were you in prison, Francis?"
 * [ When Francis calls the Infected vampires ] "They're zombies, Francis."
 * "They comin'! You guys ready?"
 * "They ain't vampires, man! They zombies!"
 * "BOOH-diah!"
 * "I...am bad. Ahhaha, I am bad! Yes I am! Wooo! That's right, let's call ourselves the Unstoppables!"
 * "Oh yeah! Who's yo mama?! Who's yo daddy?!"
 * [ Arrival to the Finale ] "I knew we were going to make it!"
 * [ If Zoey appears to be in relatively bad shape and has first aid ] "Go on and heal up, girl."
 * [ When Zoey dies and is near ] "Goddammit, Zoey, wake up!"
 * " Zoey! My plans! MY PLANS!!" (This could be a referance that he had planned a future with Zoey.)
 * [ After being helped up ] "Yo, thanks, man."
 * [ When shot ]"Do I look like one of them?"
 * "Why you shootin' me?!"
 * "Ow, man! Why you shootin' me?!"
 * "Watch where you're shooting!"
 * "Look at my face! Do I look like them?"
 * "Oww! I'ma shoot you back next time!"
 * [ When shot by Zoey ]"Aargh! You gotta stop that shit, Zoey!"
 * [ When shot by Bill ] "Old man, stop shooting me!"
 * "Whoah whoah whoah! Jesus, Bill, what are you doing?!"
 * "Watch it, Bill!"
 * [ If shot again ] "I cannot believe you shot me again!"
 * [ When shot by Francis ] "Francis, that's my ASS you're shooting!"
 * "Go on! Do it one more time, fat man!"
 * [ Occasionally on submachine gun pickup ] "Oh, MAN! This is just like Counter-Strike!"
 * [ When he's found some pain pills ] "Grab some pills over here!"
 * "I'd better grab everything I can."
 * "Now *this* is a big-ass machine gun!"
 * "Oh HELL yes!"
 * "I ain't dyin' man, death gonna have to pry me off the Earth."
 * "If I go down, go on without me - actually, wait, no."
 * "Save my ass? Any of you guys cub scouts? Surprisingly ineffective at preparing you for some shit like this!"
 * "pump that nigger!"
 * "I ain't got time to bleed! Oh hell, I am bleeding!"