User:Blowb

About me
Hehehee, heeheha, HYaa haa ha ha, WaahYahahaaaa.

I'm Blowb, ha he, I'm a Jockey, hehehee HAAAA, yeah ye-ah wierd name for a Jockeee-yaha.....sorry, anyways my dad wanted a BoomaHAHer, sorry I'm alittle hyperactive, I like my job, and I like Spikker, Splitter, Sticker, Whatever. HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK! Anyways, where wuzz I, oh yeah, my job is siHIHIHIHIIIIIMple, pull the people apart and pick offffffffffhhhheeeeeehehehehe.......the stranglers, staggelerer, whatever.

Some GOOD people:

 * Boomer: A nice GYUHUHUY, his job is to cause panic, and pour on the hurt, in the form of a jetstream of DEEEEliciose puke, my favorite condiment.
 * Hunter: His name says it all, hehehe....he's a better pouncer, sharper claws, and able to blend with the commons, but he can't move until he leaves his blood frenzy.
 * Smoker: A cloud spewin' toungesta'HAHA, He is tall with a two ton tounge, and like me, he should try to split up the group.
 * Tank: The new block on the block, TEHEHAAAAAAA, Hank is a big bad bo-HOY, and his ex-wife is pretty hot to, I think IHAHAHIIIIYEEEE.
 * Witch: This smokin' biHIHIHIIIIIICH, is one fine ass. I think I know howta cheer her up. After all, small things come with big packages! HYUCKYUCKYUCKYUCK!
 * Charger: Karma Is quiet the killer, although a frequent suicidal killer, he makes up for it with the gains, Mashed Louis anyone?
 * Spitter: My wife, teheheee..... her name is spitterete. She is a great cook and has opened up a restraunt with The Boomers
 * Jockey: AKA, ME, HAHAHOHOHEEEEHA. I'mma little bugger, and I wanna ditch spitter for some new honey in L4D3, oog ytiggig ytiggig.

Some AWSOME people

 * Five dog: Alone in the dark I tremble, five dog is my light. I do not kill, Five dog kills for me. ALL HAIL FIVE DOG
 * Jo The Marten: In the old annoying words of every nerd before they are killed by a woman who is on they're team: U IZ HAWT. Just kidding, you are a very high ranking and respected member of the wikia crew.
 * Stigma: As are you, as a note on your story with Bill, I had similar encounter with Ellis, and I am sorry for the loss of a super hero, also, Coach is the anti-Bill.

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