User:Sizzleee

Why I'm so DAMN GOOD: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Survive_a_Zombie_Outbreak

Random Facts:


 * Despises people who leave others behind.
 * Hates people on XBL who can't speak English - YOU WILL GET KICKED!
 * I'm a PRO @ Crowning.
 * People who can't play L4D properly pissss mee offff.
 * No matter who is playing with me I will ALWAYS get the most kills in the campaign.
 * ALWAYS.
 * I love those times when 2 people throw pipe bombs at the same time but i threw mine a tiny bit before so I GET ALL THE KILLS WOOOOPWOPWOPWOP!
 * Hates people who shoot zombies around pipe bombs before they go off.
 * Shoots them in turn.
 * Survival is boring and pointless and stupid and pointless and boring. I only ever used it as a faster way to get my genocidist achievement.
 * Don't rush into the damn safe room before everyone else so you can take a health pack, heal then TAKE ANOTHER ONE! You people make me sick.
 * I will NEVER leave YOU behind.
 * If you've got no reason to stop then DON'T STOP! I'm sick of people going all the way up that huge tower thing in death toll then FREAKIN' STANDING there for ten minutes for no reason when we could be making progress.
 * I check gamerscore A LOT on Left 4 Dead before i consider playing with someone because there are too many retards on L4D.
 * I AM CHICAGO TED!