Coach

Coach is one of the four playable survivors in Left 4 Dead 2. Coach was a high-school football instructor (read: coach;)for a well playing team, but he suffered a nasty knee injury. Ironically, he's now a health teacher pushing 40 years old, but he's gone to seed since his collegiate glory days. The zombie apocalypse makes him wish he'd watched his own fitness more closely. Faliszek says Coach has "a great hatred for a few of the zombies- the Witch in particular," but naturally, he wouldn't explain why. He appears to be Bill's replacement.

Quotes

 * [ When shot at ] "Hey! Stop shooting me alright!?"
 * [ When shot at?? ] "EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!"
 * [ When shot at ] "Lets not start shooting each other now okay."
 * [ When shot at ] "There gonna' be some biblical shit if you do that agian."
 * [ when constricted ] /rhaspy/ "Get this mother fu/coughs/ off me!"
 * [ when low on health ] "crazy sons'v bitches messin' me up!

Trivia

 * Lots of people assimilate Coach with the character uncle Phil from the TV show Fresh Prince.
 * Coach appears to have a slight speech impediment, occasionally dropping his R's and G's.