User:Stigma-231/IRC Quotes

A bunch of Quotes that Stigma-231 has accumulated from the IRC channel.

Just smile and nod.
The administrators of the Left 4 Dead Wiki realize that something has been missing from the Graffiti article.

	Stig.... Stigma....

	http://left4dead.wikia.com/wiki/Graffiti

	Look at that and tell me what's missing......

	..."wall writing"?

	No, the headings! Check the headings!

	They're still there.

	I did that.

	:P

	There are FOUR campaigns, Stigma.

	...

	Excluding Last Stand....

	What happened to Blood Harvest

	Was it ever there?

	...

	Was it?

	I don't know! O_O

<Stigma-231>	Holy crap.

<Stigma-231>	It feels like a giant mind screw.

<FiveDog>	Right there with you!

<Stigma-231>	...

<FiveDog>	How can that have been overlooked for so long?

<Stigma-231>	I'm looking through the history and it isn't...

<Stigma-231>	wh...

<FiveDog>	Never there?

<Stigma-231>	...Never there...

<Stigma-231>	...

<FiveDog>	....That's ridiculous.

<FiveDog>	How did someone not notice sooner?

<Stigma-231>	The admins of the Left 4 Dead Wiki realize they never had a section of graffiti on Blood Harvest after assuming it was always there.

<FiveDog>	How crazy does that sound?

<Stigma-231>	...

<Stigma-231>	I always thought it...

<Stigma-231>	Right there...

<Stigma-231>	Wh...

<FiveDog>	So did I.

<FiveDog>	I hope there isn't anything else like this!

<Stigma-231>	...

<Stigma-231>	What if EVERYTHING is like this?

<FiveDog>	OH NOES

<Stigma-231>	What if we're missing PARTS OF LEFT 4 DEAD?

<Stigma-231>	BOTH ALREADY IN THE GAME AND NOT THAT WE CAN SEE.

<FiveDog>	Some parts have been left 4 dead!

<FiveDog>	WE'RE ROYALLY SCREWED

<Stigma-231>	;_;

* FiveDog	forms a hasty plan.

<Stigma-231>	BLAME BUNGIE AND PUNCH A BABY

<FiveDog>	I say we get it in there as fast as we can, nod and say it was there since the page's creation and whistle innocently. If that doesn't work, we make a break for Japan!

<Stigma-231>	Then we get jobs as tentacle monsters?

<FiveDog>	Exactly! We'll need false identities.

<FiveDog>	I'll be Denzel Harrison Wallaby

<FiveDog>	They'll never know!

<Stigma-231>	Brilliant!

Just smile and look like you know what you're doing.
The administrators of the Left 4 Dead Wiki discuss proper feminine etiquette.

[13:10] <Stigma-231> GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN

[13:11] <Stigma-231> SILLY WOMAN

[13:11] <Jo_The_Marten> I CAN'T COOK, FOO'

[13:11] <Stigma-231> THEN CLEAN SILLY WOMAN

[13:11] <Stigma-231> JUST SMILE AND LOOK LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING

[13:11] <Jo_The_Marten> ..oh

[13:11] <Jo_The_Marten> uh

[13:11] * Jo_The_Marten smiles as she holds on to a bloody machete

[13:12] <Stigma-231> at-a girl

[13:12] <Jo_The_Marten> smile and look pretty....smile and look pretty...

[13:12] * Stigma-231 smiles and cooks

[13:12] * FiveDog wonders about the machete as he sits and waits for the women to cook him food.