Coach

Coach is one of the four playable survivors in Left 4 Dead 2. Coach was a high-school football instructor for a well playing team, but he suffered a nasty knee injury. Ironically, he's now a health teacher pushing 40 years old, but he's gone to seed since his collegiate glory days. The zombie apocalypse makes him wish he'd watched his own fitness more closely. Faliszek says Coach has "a great hatred for a few of the zombies—the Witch in particular," but naturally, he wouldn't explain why. He appears to be Bill's replacement.

Quotes

 * [ When shot at ] "Hey! Stop shooting me, alright!?"
 * "EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!"
 * "Lets not start shooting each other now, okay?"
 * "Shoot me again and you'll be meeting your maker, right soon!"
 * "There gonna be some Biblical shit if you do that again."
 * [ When constricted ] "(raspy) Get this mother fu(coughs) off me!"
 * [ When low on health ] "Crazy sons'v bitches messin' me up!"
 * "*various splatting sounds*"
 * [ When car alarm starts ] "Game on, ladies..."
 * [ When he picks some incendinary ammo ] "Boo-yeah!"
 * [ When he is going to throw a Molotov or a Pipe Bomb ] (yelling)"Fire in the HOOOOOLE"
 * "GRENAAADE"

Trivia

 * Many people relate Coach with the character uncle Phil from the TV show The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, he is also resembles Bubb Rubb of "whistletips" fame.
 * Coach appears to have a slight speech impediment, occasionally dropping his R's and G's. This is probably due to Southern dialect.
 * He may also be somewhat religious as he usually makes comments referring to the Bible and stating the last he saw his grandmother, she asked if he was still a praying man
 * He was the third one to be changed by Valve - even though he is still wearing yellow and blue clothes on a Swamp Fever, Comic Con demo shows him wearing purple and blue shirt.