User:Jo The Marten

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About me
Rurrrrr....hello there humans. I was once an innocent gamerrrrr but now I've become an infectedrrr. A Hunterrr to be morrre prrrecise. I've rrregained most of my consciousness but on occasion if you enrrraage me, I'll lose contrrrol and kill anything in sight. Please feel frrree to ask me anything...and do not fear. I don't bite...often. I spend most of my time explorrring the city..rurrrr....but when I smell a non-infected...I just got crrrazy and can't help but teaahrrr them to shrreds...nothing beats a cool rrr..efrreshing blood bath...So please...If you feel up to the challenge, add me to Steam and we shall see who is this so called "wussy".

When I'm not explorrring...I like to watch my best friend, the Witch run around and kill things. We rrrreally get along well, and we underrrstand each otherrr. Prrrobably because ourrrrr infections arrrrre similarrrrr. The Smokerrrrr and Boomerrrrr just don't know how difficult it is to have uncontrrrroablly long claws...though I'd prrrreferrrrrr my claws overrrr the Smoker's tongue any day...I can't tell you how often he trrrips overrrr it and brrreaks it. It must be rrreally embarrrrassing to trry acting thrreatening to a Surrvivorrrr only to trrrip overrr yourr own tongue. When heaarrrrd the infection has sprrread to the Southeerrrn states, we hightailed it down therrre, so we came to feast on Southerrrrn flesh...it was kind of hot forrr my sweatshiirrrt though...so I torrrree off my sleeves, shrrrreded my pants, and took off my shoes...I'm much cooler now...RRRRR... we made some new frrrriends down herrrre...they ' rrrrre all valuable additions to ourrrrr team. Though I feel maybe I should trrrrrrrain the Jockey how to leap...he can't jump as far as I can... I came herrre to make surrre this Wiki becomes a rrrreespectable website and to assist in anyway I can...I don't toleerrrrrate stupidity, so I won't hesitate to prrrrounce on someone who makes a stupid edit to this wiki. Raawrr Though I underrrrstand mistakes...we all make them...grrrr I don't know what else to put herrrrree...so I'll see you arrrround..and hopefully forr yourrr sake I won't kill you...RAUUWRR! {| class="notice noprint" style="background: #000000; border: 5px solid #CC0000; margin: 0 auto;" cellpadding=8
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What I do
I clean up pointless edits, and the references that are too broad for thir own good. I'll occasionally do clean sweeps where I'll go through an entire page just clearing off mistakes, fixing grammar, etc. I'm also the one who manages images, putting them into categories, deleting unused ones, etc. My biggest contributions were:

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 * Managing images. Organizing them into categories, and fixing bad images.
 * Creating the Locations page.
 * Making the Valve page all fancy and such.
 * Governing the Hunter's page.
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Srs info


My name really is Jo so don't be afraid to call me that. I’m old enough to know better and young enough not to care. I grew up playing video games on consoles like the Nintendo Entertainment system and Sega Genesis. My most played series’ are up in my info box, but a few other games I enjoy are the Ace Attorney series (though I stick to Phoenix and show no interest in Apollo), Fatal Frame series, Bomberman 64, Katamari series, Infamous, and Sonic The Hedgehog up until Sonic Heroes. Everything after that are kind of bleh. I also enjoy getting together with friends and playing Yu-Gi-Oh. I love movies from the 80s and all kinds of music. My favorite movie of all time is Little Shop of Horrors, and I enjoy anything with either a fantastic story (Not just a mindless ramble of scenes that make no sense), a giant monster, or has Rick Moranis in it. My favorite bands I’d have to say are Daft Punk, Jamiroquai, and Queen. I generally stick in the rock/alternative genre, but I like certain bands from all types of music, though I hate most things mainstream. I’m very picky about certain things, and I always seem to like the things everyone else hates and vice versa. I'm very attached to the Internet subculture, and though I don't visit 4Chan very often, I usually speak in references to popular internet memes. I’m practicing very hard to become a good artist, and I hope to someday become a concept artist at Valve software. I have chosen this path and follow it with strong determination. I look up to and admire the work of Dhabih Eng, Ted Backman, and Kelly Bailey. Also, Whitaker is actually my father. Trufax. {| class="notice noprint" style="background: #000000; border: 5px solid #CC0000; margin: 0 auto;" cellpadding=8
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Favorrrrite pages
These ARrrrrre pages that I fuurrrrequently visit and if I catch anyone messing with them...I will perrrrsonally hunt you down and claw you to death... Left 4 Dead Hunter Francis Death Toll Grounds for Divorce Left 4 Dead 2 Rochelle Nick Ellis Whitaker Dark Carnival  Frrriends Five Dog Stigma-231 Crowbar NovaSilisko Batman Jones Surlyanduncouth {| class="notice noprint" style="background: #000000; border: 5px solid #CC0000; margin: 0 auto;" cellpadding=8
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Funny Quotes and Gameplay incidents
'''Viewers discretion advised! The following content is rated I for Immature.''' Batman Jones That Hunter was inside you Jo! Jo: ... Batman Jones ...I wish I hadn't said that... Jo: Hahahah!!
 * A Hunter has pounced on me. After my friend knocked it off, a glitch occurred where the Hunter's model, and my player model were intertwined.

Silly Pokemon Girl: Whao, that was weird. Jo: What? Silly Pokemon Girl: I got stuck inside the Witch. Jo: ...Hahaha. Don't get stuck inside the Witch. It makes her cranky. Silly Pokemon Girl: ...Oh you. XD
 * My friends and I were playing versus. My team was currently Infected and one of my good friends was a Hunter standing near a Witch. As the Survivors come into the Witch's view, he scratches her and the Witch goes berserk, flailing her arms.

Silly Pokemon Girl: I went out with my mother earlier and she started bitching at me for playing L4D and shouting all night Silly Pokemon Girl: she then said "it sounds like you're having rough sex!" and then she went on to say that the neighbors could probably hear and think its my parents having rough sex. So then I started thinking. How come L4D sounds like rough sex? Me shouting "I just got pounced!" "Ah shit, help!" "Damnit, got pulled away!" Silly Pokemon Girl: L4D mic chat = rough sex sound clips. Silly Pokemon Girl: so then it hit me. At the end of each map, I'm gonna say really loudly 'WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU TOO?"
 * The following was said over Steam chat rather than in-game.

Batman Jones Damn Smokers... Jo: Well, it is the smoking section. Batman Jones HAH!
 * My friend has chased after, and killed a Smoker that had run into the "glass room" across from the safe room in the terminal

	THEY'RE WORSE THAN CANDLEJACK I MEAN HOW DO THEY ALWAYS GET I
 * =-=	Stigma-231 is now known as Stigma-231|CJd

	CJd 	what? 	Candlejack'd 	Wait 	fu--
 * =-=	YOU are now known as Venatorphile|CJd

	WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?

Batman Jones gabe, chet, doug, and... kim swift? Jo: Gabe, Kelly, Doug and Kim Jo: Gotta have Kelly. Batman Jones kelly is the rescue pilot who kills a tank with his bare hands Jo: Chet can be a Special Infected Jo: Okay that works too
 * My friend and I are discussing Left 4 Dead 3 taking place in the Northwest. I decide all the Survivors should be Valve employees.

NovaSilisko: just noticed something about the demo NovaSilisko: it was 28 hours late NovaSilisko: 28 hours later :u .:Jo:. Venatorphile: :U


 * My friends and I were playing on Dead Air, and we were faced with a Tank in the parking garage of the Construction Site. All my friends are incapacitated and I'm low on health. I leave my friends and make a mad dash to the safe room. The director doesn't appreciate that I left my friends, so it spawns a Smoker, Boomer, and Hunter in the safe room for me. I push the Smoker out of my way, and shoot the Boomer, not caring if I get covered in puke. I make it into the safe room, and slam the door, only to get incapacitated by a single scratch from the Hunter. I kill him with my pistol like Louis in the intro, and won the chapter.


 * My friends and I were on the finale of Crash Course and on the second Tank, all 3 of my friends died. I have very low health, a molotov, an automatic shotgun, and a Smoker was creeping around. I'm able to light the Tank with my molotov. I some how manage to out smart the Tank and avoid him around the outside by the generator. I then climb up to the minigun to see if I could possibly shoot him with it (I can't), so I shoot a gas tank that was at his feet to perhaps do some more damage. I spot the Smoker off to the side and shoot it, praying it won't grab me. It flees to escape the bullets being shot at it, and the Tank begins climb up the boxes to get me. I jump down and he runs through a broken wall right at me. I'm down to a single sliver of health, and as the Tank begins to lift his fist, I fire one last pathetic bullet into his gargantuan body, sending him tumbling to his death. I limp over to the vehicle, and make it out with only 1 health.

NovaSilisko: I'm gonna kill that old hag! The Witch is startled and incapacitates Nova NovaSilisko: I'm never calling her an old hag again... ''Later in the same game, we reach the safe room, and rather than shut the door and watch the ad, we decide to attack each other, last one standing has to run back and see what kills him. Nova is the one still left standing, so he runs back to the crescendo and looks through the fence at the bus station. A Charger spawns on the other side, and is shot at by Nova. The Charger then runs away and out of sight.'' NovaSilisko: Stupid Charger. Such a coward. Nova is suddenly grabbed by the Charger, who climbed the roof and went around behind him, and proceeded to be pounded into the ground. NovaSilisko: I'm NEVER making fun of Special Infected EVER AGAIN!
 * We encounter a Wandering Witch on the Demo of Left 4 Dead 2

 You know what's worse than an asshole?  a whole ass?  ......  LOL Jo: ....I FREAKING LOVE HUNTERS Jo: That Charger was slamming me on the hole Silly Pokemon Girl: ...Gosh, Jo. The Charger was slamming you in the hole? I never knew you were like that, girl. Jo: ... proceeds to laugh to the point that her headset falls off her head. Thanks for visiting my page! Have any questions or comments, click here!
 * My third time playing versus on Left 4 Dead 2 and I'm a Hunter. I pounce Rochelle and get knocked off. Instead of stumbling, I roll off of her and end up on top of Ellis, where I continue tearing him to pieces.
 * A Charger has grabbed me and started slamming me on the ground right over the hole on the floor in the tunnel of love.
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