Coach

Coach is one of the four playable survivors in Left 4 Dead 2. Coach was a high-school football instructor for a well playing team, but he suffered a nasty knee injury. Ironically, he's now a health teacher pushing 40 years old, but he's gone to seed since his collegiate glory days. The zombie apocalypse makes him wish he'd watched his own fitness more closely. Faliszek says Coach has "a great hatred for a few of the zombies—the Witch in particular," but naturally, he wouldn't explain why. He appears to be Bill's replacement.

Quotes

 * [ When shot at ] "Hey! Stop shooting me, alright!?"
 * "EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!"
 * "Where the hell you think you shooting?"
 * "You shot me, now, damn, EXCUSE AT ME!"
 * "Lets not start shooting each other now, okay?"
 * "Shoot me again and you'll be meeting your maker, right here!"
 * "There gonna be some Biblical shit if you do that again."
 * [ When constricted ] "(raspy) Get this mother fu(coughs) off me!"
 * [ When low on health ] "Crazy sons'v bitches messin' me up!"
 * [ When car alarm starts ] "Game on, ladies..."
 * [ When he picks some incendinary ammo ] "Boo-yeah!"

Trivia

 * Many people relate Coach with the character uncle Phil from the TV show The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
 * Coach appears to have a slight speech impediment, occasionally dropping his R's and G's.