User:Jackass2009

Hi, I'm Jackass2010. The picture you see above or to the right, was taken at Mardi Gras 2010. I passed out. Although it may look like I'm infected. I am not. (Although I have trained a tank not to kill and play drums on Rock Band with me.) My brother turned into a smoker, here's a pic of him.

Right now, I'm living in the church saferoom, and there's a carcass in here that really stinks. I think he wrote "Better safe than sorry." on the wall over 180 times! It would be good, except I think there's something in the wall, where he wrote it. The other day I heard 3 people banging on the door saying funny things like "Let us in! There are zombies in the graveyard!" or "Help me you cold bastard!!! Blaaargh!" Then some really hot green stuff almost seeped through under the door. I think it was a spitter. I was laughing until I heard some of them banging on the door again. This time, they were muttering gibberish and random words. I think they turned.

It's good in the saferoom, I even get Wi-fi here in Riverside. HERE ARE SOME USERBOXES!!!