User:JoeHanSon

About me
''He's like a five year old. With guns. And a comprehensive grasp of every swear word in the English language'' -Nick

I also know several swear words in Spanish!

I wish theyd finish l4d2 allready, i want the tf2 guys back on tf2,so they can finish up demoman,enginer and solider and finaly get updates to the xbox! but, ya know i probably should be...something.... oh who the hell cares, i just want to use the dam ambassador ( there are two kinds of men in this world, ones with blood oozing out of a hole in their heads,and ones holding an ambassador)

just bought tf2 for pc, thinkin bout gettin the killing floor,maby Counter strike and gmod, but untill then, i will say with the unrivled simplicity of plain talk, i love arena mode

MY DOGGY FLIES OVER THE OCEAN, MY DOGGY LIFTS HIS LEG WHEN HE PEES, MY DOGGY IS SO VERY SPECIAL, AND MY DOGGY ONLY LOVES ME

My contributions

 * User contributions

do i have any contibutions....hmmm

My favorite pages

 * Gnome Chompski
 * Common Infected
 * Bill

Quotes
ME:"dude...i am riding the tank"

Ben: "yea thats nice and all,but could you stop him from CRUSHING ME?!" - ME: FUKIN HATE SPLITSCREENERS -


 * a tank punched me and i was stuck in a glitch*

Me: hmmm...i appear to be trapped.....
 * Moonwolf: dude you look like a breakdancer


 * i start spinning *

Me:WOOOT, PARTY!!!


 * gets smoked*

Moonwolf: Godam smokers ending my party!
 * Me: your party? you know all the ladies love the foxy!

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 * we had repeated the SAME lvl in Dark Carnivil 5 times....on normal

Me:GODAM, i hate gauntlets

Ben: i know, they were neat at first,but now their fuc*ing annoying

Me: yea, and this one fools you into thinking it's a classic one, but then it's a dam gauntlent

Ben: it's like....

Me: THE CRESHINDOS A SPY!

=Rants= listen to me,dammit!

Graphics
WHAT THE HELL IS THE BIG DEAL? Why does everyone care so goddamm much about game's graphics,yea,it's real nice when everything looks like it would if you were picking up and touching it, but i've seen great games get shitted because of allright graphics, they weren't even bad,they just wern't AMAZING. Mercs 2, a great game, got mediocre scores across the board, and the chief complaint? it wasn't pretty enough. and Gran Turismo, boring,very boring, it's got easy races,no car damage,and 1000 cars that are exatly alike, other than looks. i've seen 10 out of 10s, why? cause it's pretty. I mean, i like it, i prefer now to say, n64 era, but Ocarina of time? Looks like someone just smeared polygons on it, and it's still better than "you can see the ripples in the water!" Twilight princess. It does not affect the game,and if it does, only by a minute ammount, Gameplay> Graphics

End Rant