Francis

Francis is one of the survivors. He is a large, tough biker with tattoos on his arms and neck. His tattoos identify him as a member of "Hell's Legion", a name possibly inspired by the real-world Hells Angels Motorcycle Club. Since his character model has changed, it has been speculated that Francis' new face was modeled after the head developer of the game, Mike Booth, and that he has the Lambda symbol from Half-Life cut into his hair. In the official media, he is always seen wielding either the pump shotgun or the auto shotgun. He is voiced by Vince Valenzuela.

Official description
Cocky, loud, and pretty sure he's indestructible, Francis acts like the zombie apocalypse is the world's biggest bar fight. When the virus hit, everybody else stockpiled food and looked for a place to hide. Francis found a gun and had some fun. No cops, no laws, no order—if it wasn't for all the zombies, he could almost get used to life like this.

Hatred for everything
Francis is notable for often contextually exclaiming how he hates something. Anything, really. Among the things Francis hates:
 * The Army
 * Ayn Rand
 * Bats (dislikes)
 * Boat lawyers
 * Boat people
 * Boomers
 * Camping
 * Churches
 * Cops
 * Doctors
 * Electric fences
 * Elevators
 * Helicopters
 * Hospitals
 * Hotels
 * Hunters
 * Jumping
 * Lawyers
 * Mazes
 * Planes
 * Sewers
 * Small towns
 * Smokers
 * Stairs
 * Subways
 * Tanks
 * Trains
 * Trainyards
 * Tunnels
 * Turnpikes
 * Vampires
 * Vans
 * Vomit
 * Walking
 * Water
 * Whispering
 * Witches
 * Woods
 * Zombies

Despite stating that he hates the Army, he also is quoted saying "I LOVE the goddamn army!" Also, when asked by Bill if there's anything he doesn't hate, he replies, "I don't hate vests!"

Quotes

 * "Do that again, and you're gonna be firing that thing out of your ass!"
 * "Shoot me again, and I'm gonna kick your ass!"
 * "Gee, nice shot Bill, that was my ass!"
 * "Watch my back. But hey, don't stare at my ass!"
 * "I'm gonna take that bell down and shove it up your ass!"
 * "Watch your ass!"
 * [ Realizes radio is just a tape rather than live ] "Goddamn tape looped piece of shit, I hate the Army." [ APC arrives ] "I love the Army!"
 * "I'm coming Bill, keep your beard on!"
 * "What if just your beard starts to turn? Can I shoot that too?"
 * "Is anyone there? Marco!"
 * "Bill, can I borrow your medkit? I just want to look at it."
 * [ To Church Guy ] "We're cops! Open up!" "...Why? Well, I'm Francis, that's Grampa Bill and...there's zombies out here; open the goddammed door!"
 * "Attention Boat Owner, we are the cops. I--we command you to come pick us up!"
 * "Man, I don't think that cop thing worked..."


 * [ Responding to a nearby Witch ] "I'll give her something to cry about ..."
 * [ To Church Guy ''']
 * Francis: "Open up we have a defenseless old man out here!"
 * Bill: Hey!