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"Francis: I hate elevators. I hate helicopters. I hate hospitals. And doctors and lawyers and cops... Bill: Francis is there anything you don't hate? Francis: You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests."

- Francis & Bill

"It figures the only thing in the damn city NOT on fire is the one thing we need to burn down."

- Francis

"Bill: Hey, Francis, if I ever turn, can you shoot me? Francis: What if your beard turns, can I shoot that?"

- Francis & Bill

"Zoey: Hey Francis, your latest issue of "Hating Everything" magazine is here. Francis: I hate latest issues."

- Francis & Zoey

"Uh-oh, watch out! Deer around here."

- Francis

"Church Lunatic: Who's there? Francis: Let's see, I'm Francis, and that's grandpa Bill and, there's zombies out here, open the goddamn door!"

- Francis & Church Lunatic

"Everybody havin' as much fun as me?"

- Francis

"Lock the goddamn door!"

- Francis

"Get your rear in gear!"

- Francis

"Yeah...good thing I'm indestructible."

- Francis

"Even my ass hurts!"

- Francis

"Come on, lazy. We can't have you laying around all day, we gotta get movin'. Here, lemme get you up."

- Francis

"Watch my back! But don't stare at my ass."

- Francis

"Francis: Watch my back! But don't stare at my ass. Me: 'kay...dat ass!"

- Francis

"That old man wouldn't leave one of us out there!"

- Francis

"Hear that Witch? I'll give her something to cry about..."

- Francis

"You got a death wish? Leave that Witch alone!"

- Francis

"Yeah, you better hide! Sweatshirt-wearin' little wuss..."

- Francis

"I hear a Hunter. Come on out, wussy..."

- Francis

"Stop spooking that effin' witch!"

- Francis

"Francis: I'm not gonna let those goddamn vampires beat me. Bill/Louis: They're zombies, Francis. Francis: Whatever!"

- Francis & Bill/Louis

"You and me gotta find some tougher friends."

- Francis

"Francis: Here they come! Zoey, just pretend they're all helicopter pilots! Zoey: Zombie, Francis! He. Was. A. ZOMBIE!"

- Francis & Zoey

"This sign says 'I hate Mondays'. Man, tell me about it! Unless it's lasagna Monday. I love lasagna."

- Francis

"Francis: Have a heart, we got a helpless old man with us! Bill: Hey!"

- Francis & Bill

"Do we really want to open that door? Please say no."

- Francis

"Louis, if you don't stop being positive, I'm gonna sink the boat just to make you sad."

- Francis

"Psst. Go for the one with the tie."

- Francis

"I don't know. We lost a good man trying to get this bridge up. I don't feel right about putting it back down."

"Francis: Hey! I didn't think a fancy ass like you would survive something like that. Nick: That's funny...because I knew YOUR lazy ass would still be here. Francis: Yeah well....at least I dont have a turd on my suit Nick: ...I put it there."

- Francis & Nick

"Do that again, and you're gonna be firing that thing out of your ass!"

- Francis

"Nice shot Bill, that was my ass!"

- Francis

"I'm gonna miss that man, and his gun."

- Bill

"Christ, I'm gonna miss that son of a bitch."

- Bill

"Francis: Tell me why we didn't take any of the perfectly good boats we passed? Bill: I keep telling you: we're looking for a sail boat. Francis: Okay, but why didn't we just drive one of those boats to look for a sail boat? Bill:Shut up, Fra- okay, that's not a bad idea."

- Francis & Bill

"Francis, you beautiful son of a bitch you did it!"

- Bill

"Nick: I'm telling you the last goddamn time: Lower the goddamn bridge, you greasy vest-wearing monkey. Francis: Bite me, Colonel Sanders."

- Nick & Francis

"If I see a zombie running up to me with a sample tray, I ain't shootin' it..."

- Coach

"Into the hole again, we hurried along our way, into a once-glorious garden now seeped in dark decay."

- Alice

"They taunt me about the burning as if I were to blame, I clear them from my conscious with the eloquence of my blade."

- Alice

"If ignorance is bliss, I must be ecstatic."

- Alice

"I wish I were hallucinating – what a terrible choice; eat a toadstool or become food for insects!"

- Alice

"The uninformed must improve their deficit or die."

- Cheshire Cat

"Only the insane equate pain with success."

- Cheshire Cat

"Every adventure requires a first step. Trite, but true, even here."

- Cheshire Cat

"When the remarkable becomes bizarre, reason turns rancid."

- Cheshire Cat

"Why are you playing this game?"

- Cheshire Cat

"Ah, the diabolical Dice … a word of caution; don't throw them when you're alone. The fiends lack loyalty and their notion of nourishment is quite disturbing."

- Cheshire Cat

"Time to raise some havoc! The dogs of war are loose."

- Cheshire Cat

"How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate that your condition is not permanent. And you're lucky too: Red eyes suit so few."

- Cheshire Cat

"Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had real tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!"

- Cheshire Cat

"You selfish, misbegotten and unnatural child! You smelled the smoke, but you were in dreamland taking tea with your friends. You couldn't be bothered. Your room was protected and spared while your family upstairs roasted in an inferno of incredible horror!"

- The Jabberwock

"Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god."

- Jean Rostand

"Youth is such a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."

- George Bernard Shaw

"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world."

- R.D. Laing

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

- Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear

[[Q|I think we should wipe them all out — every terrorist, every war-mongering piece of garbage. We should congregate them all on one island and nuke it. A line must be drawn.|David Draiman}}

"All universal moral principles are idle fancies."

- Marquis de Sade

"Lust is to the other passions what the nervous fluid is to life; it supports them all, lends strength to them all ambition, cruelty, avarice, revenge, are all founded on lust."

- Marquis de Sade

"What is more immoral than war?"

- Marquis de Sade

"The stars are the street lights of eternity."

- Rosicrucian proverb

"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work."

- Mark Twain

"Be thou the rainbow in the storms of life. The evening beam that smiles the clouds away, and tints tomorrow with prophetic ray."

- Lord Byron

"There is nothing softer and weaker than water, And yet there is nothing better for attacking hard and strong things. For this reason there is no substitute for it."

- Laozi

"All know the Way, but few actually walk it."

- Bodhidharma

"Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."

- Chinese proverb

"Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you."

- Maori proverb

"When you possess light within, you see it externally."

- Anaïs Nin

"Subete wo horobosu, watashi no hikari..."

- Elis Shihō

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."

- Douglas Adams

"Calvin: You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. Hobbes: What mood is that? Calvin: Last-minute panic."

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"Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?"

- Thomas Dagget

"It is not because angels are holier than men or devils that makes them angels, but because they do not expect holiness from one another, but from God alone."

- William Blake

"My... only... regret... is... not... killing... all... of... you... And... your... families..."

- Richard

"I. Like. To. Kill. Things. How is that not clear by now?"

- Richard

"Killing means never having to say you're sorry."

- Richard