Coach

"My friends call me Coach. I guess y'all can do the same."

- Coach "We made it REAL damn far, people. I'm proud of you"

- Coach

Coach is a nigger and also one of the four playable survivors in Left 4 Fag 2. He was a high school health teacher. Of course. Like all niggers, they have to teach little kids about crack and all that stuff niggers do and coordinator for the freshman football team because he is a black hulky man. Before the Infection hit his hometown of Savannah. He is the oldest of the group and the nigger-est and takes it upon himself to motivate his fellow Survivors by singing. And trust me... Dis nigger CANNOT sing.

Relationships with other Survivors
Coach is the eldest, the niggerest, voice of reason, and authority of the Left 4 Fag 2 team in a similar way to Fill in Left 4 Fag, and often retains an optimistic attitude that is hard to disagree with. Only because they do not want to get a cap in their ass by this nigger. Despite his friendly demeanor, his experience as an actual coach/nigger makes him demand things, like crack, of the other survivors in a positive way - for example, shouting at them to get on their feet, or giving them steriods.
 * Ellis: Despite their age gap, Coach and Ellis have several shared interests; they both like the Midnight Riders, Jimmy Gibbs Jr., and Whispering Oaks Amusement Park. Though, since Ellis is from the south, he loves to control this nigger. Coach is surprisingly patient with Ellis' naïve ways and defends him whenever Nick is negative or sarcastic toward him. Coz he's a nigger. Both are also native Georgians, which also means in a past life Coach was that slave for Ellis, which could contribute to their friendliness.
 * Nick: Nick and Coach have the most anagonistic relationship in the game, like a nigger and a wigger. Similar to what Francis and Fill had. Nick will say things just to needle Coach like that Jimmy Gibbs Jr. "looks like an asshole," or "You're a nigger so pick MY COTTON." and it's clear that Coach dislikes Nick's attitude, but both seem unhappy to see the other die, I think Nick would love to see Coach die though.. Over the course of the events, they both become less hateful toward each other. Coach is the one who steps in when Nick's pessism steps over the line. Nick questions the wisdom of running into the arms of the military despite the evidence that the soldiers have been killing non-infected civilians, Coach answers saying "You can make yourself a new life right here in this room, Nick, right after you fuck this nigger up" Nick, realizing that they've got no choice, follows the group without saying anything else. Despite their mutual antagonism, neither Coach nor Nick ever look likely to abandon the other.
 * Rochelle: Rochelle appears to like Coach in a way that somewhat resembles Zoey's and Bill's relationship. IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH NIGGERS. They act friendly to each other, but not in a romantic way.(( Coach wishes BD )) They compliment each other, and are quite unhappy to see the other die, coz they niggers, brah. Coach often refers to Rochelle as "little sister", meaning he feels protective of her. Rochelle feels for Coach sometimes, as shown when Coach was praying that the food court be safe by God, Rochelle tells God to make the food court safe for him.
 * Francis: Coach and Francis don't have much interaction, but when Coach talks to Francis or when Francis tosses an item down to Coach in the finale, like that nigger should listen to dis white man, they will sound friendly. In one interaction between the two, Francis will ask Rochelle if Coach is her father, to which Coach replies in a somewhat offended manner, while Rochelle teases him later for it. However, Coach doesn't seem to trust him very much as he says he believes that Francis could've stolen the Jimmy Gibbs Car.
 * Zoey: There is little interaction between these two, Coach does tease Ellis about meeting a girl, telling him to stop being so nervous and playfully bantering about his interest with her. Wigger and a nigger don't get along very well...
 * Louis: Coach and Louis seem to understand each other's situation quite well, they're both niggers, and being both optimistic they seem to want to keep in good spirits. Louis wishes Coach luck and Coach offers generously to take Louis (and the other Survivors) with them to New Orleans, which Louis declines. Coz he doesn't want to be a slave..

Quotes
"See: Coach/Quotes"