User:LaZa

"WHY DON'T YOU JUST STICK TOGETHER INSTEAD OF HANGING AROUND THE MAP?!"

- Me



About me
Hi there! I'm LaZa, I do play L4D and L4D2, and I like a lot both games. I'm argentinian, but I can also speak english, so forgive me if I commit a mistake, I'm good with grammar and things like that, I'm also starting to learn german, I randomly check for vandalism. My favorite survivor is Bill and Coach, Bill because he's old, he's an army veteran and he's awesome, simple as it is and Coach because he seems to be a hell of a good man, he loves eating and he doesn't give a damn about what the other say about his apettite, also because his quotes are awesome. My favorite infected are the Hunter and the Witch, I do not kill Witches, never, my love for Witches get to a whole new level that when a bot startles (and kills) a Witch I either start the chapter again or quit :3.
 * I started playing Left 4 Dead around a few months after its release, when I bought it, I didn't know anything about the game's style of gameplay, but when I tried it out I found that it was awesome, so I had to buy L4D2 when it came out.
 * I am, without doubt, a cold person, I like cold things: Winter, cold places, cold drinks, cold foods, cold everything. But heat? I HATE the heat and everything (but foods) that its related with heat. I don't take funny vandalism and anything that isn't relevant to the wiki and I won't hesitate to delete it, it's a wikia, not a spam forum, so watch what you say, also, like everyone else who takes this serious, I will remove speculations, edit and undo without mercy. I encourage the using of talk pages for every important edit. If you think a whole part of an article is useless, don't delete it automatically, suggest it in the discussion page, as the Engineer said: "-That's what it was made for.". I also play Team Fortress 2 on Steam, sometimes Mount&Blade on Steam and Counter Strike 1.6 Non-Steam, I don't really like CS-Source.

Ingame I...

 * Love the Auto Shotgun
 * Hate the Combat Shotgun
 * Love the AK-47
 * Hate the SCAR
 * Always try to get the Hunter in versus.
 * Hate it when stupid players delay.
 * And I usually don't help them when they get pounced, ensnared, charged, headhumped, clawed, clawed harder, puked, punched or/and spitted. (Yup, I'm an asshole :3)
 * Suck as the Boomer
 * Suck at The Atrium as a survivor, win as an infected.
 * I usually use double pistols, the axe or the machete.
 * Don't like being the Tank, but I use it well.
 * Don't kill or crown Witches.
 * And usually won't shoot the Witch that's chasing the stupid Survivor who startled or tried to crown her.
 * I also won't revive them if they're down.
 * Hate when players think they're nice crowners and they fail.
 * Love when I know that every hope's lost as a survivor and go to kill the Tank with a Chainsaw when I'm black and white and have 30 temporary health. Laugh IS ensured, nothing like see Rochelle flying through the sky of Dark Carnival.
 * Love seeing a lone wolf as a Hunter.
 * ABSOLUTELY love rushing in The Bridge, even more when I have an Auto Shotgun and I'm using Coach.

Random Facts

 * I hate the sun.
 * I hate summer.
 * I hate when it's hot.
 * I hate the beach.
 * I love the clouds.
 * I love the winter.
 * I love when it's cold.
 * I love the mountains (even more when it snows).
 * I don't like people that talks a lot.
 * I love when things go perfect.
 * Although something bad WILL happen.
 * I'm not member of a certain religion.
 * I Love silence and quietness.
 * I'm also a little insane.
 * I Love using quotes of other games, so if you see a summary that says "I'm not even going to tell you to shut up" when It's deleting vandalism, that's me.
 * I Love gas masks, don't ask why, but they're so attractive.
 * I also play Team Fortress 2, Killing Floor, Team Fortress Classic and Mount&Blade.

Quotes by me while playing L4D2

 * [ Other players delay ] "COME ON, GET MOVING."
 * [ Those other players die ] "That's what you get."
 * [ I get pinned and nobody is around to help me ] "Fucking karma."
 * [ Somebody fails at cr0wning ] "OH, GREAT SKILLS YOU'VE GOT THERE."
 * [ About to get an 25 pounce but fail by a centimeter ] "Fuck."
 * [ Getting the Smoker or the Hunter in Versus ] "PHFOCK YEAH."
 * [ Getting the Spitter or the Boomer ] "Fuck."
 * [ Two Tanks on a little street in The Passing ] "OH GOD WHAT THE FU-."

Epic and fail moments

 * Fail Moment: This first time, I was in L4D2 playing in advanced with bots, in Hard Rain, Sugar Mill, especifically, there was a Witch, it was easy to avoid her, but all of a sudden a Tank appeared, while the bots where retreating half the map with their epic AI, I was shooting the Tank, but then a goddamned Common Infected hitted me so I was given the choice, shoot the Tank or the CI, I decided to push back the Common and shoot the Tank, but the CI was fast and hitted me again, so the Tank punched me EXACTLY to where the Witch was wandering, she was startled, I was killed, map was started, I was raging.
 * Epic Moment: The Bridge, Versus, modded, 8 VS 8, I was Coach, there was an Combat Shotgun (Autor's note: In 8 vs 8 servers, of 8, 4 are rushers, they do not fall back for pinned teammates, and do not help anyone with Hordes) I grabbed it, I had an adrenaline shot from the Cementery. When the run started, I injected the adrenaline shot and started rushing like a bastard, I was the first one in the team, I killed nearly every single user in the Infected team, obviously, as I never complete any epic moment, a Smoker constricted me and no one helped me.
 * Funny/kinda epic Moment: Dark Carnival, The Motel, I was on the infected team in this 8 vs 8 server, suddendly, Tank. I was chosen to do it, luckily, all the Survivors where in one habitation, so they were easy target, I incapped them all, but an Ellis escaped, so I chased him, but he was in green health, so I couldn't get him, and I suck throwing rocks, I chased him across almost all the Motel, but when I was about to get him a Smoker constricted him.

Favorite pages

 * R.I.P Best Survivor.
 * Cry some more!
 * Sweatshirt-wearing wuss...
 * 10 bullets are enough.
 * Old Man's words.
 * YAAAAAAAAAY!
 * Best Campaign ever.
 * 2009's Jarate.

How to contact me
Talk page, give it a try, it's so empty D:.