User:Nightmirage

Useless Facts About Nightmirage: "YOU PUNY GIRLYMEN! YOUR BULLETS ARE LIKE BROWN M&Ms TO ME!"

- The Tank (according to my friend)


 * Zoey is her superhero. Nightmirage gets grumpy when she can't play as Zoey.


 * She's a vegetarian but doesn't give a damn what you eat.


 * She is in college, working toward a degree in history.


 * She did not grow up playing video games (blame her parents) but had to save up to buy an Xbox 360 when she saw her boyfriend play L4D.


 * She's not religious. Not at all.


 * She's a writer.


 * Her personal opinion: Zoey/Louis FTW. Don't like it? Then don't read her fanfic.


 * Anything that comes out of Ellis's mouth makes her LOL.


 * She was never a big fan of Bill but still misses him.


 * This is her first ever fan fiction. Lo and behold, it's L4D!: http://left4dead.wikia.com/User:Nightmirage/story


 * Full of shitty hell.

Favorite Pages
The coolest Survivor ever

The nicest Survivor

The most LOL-inducing Survivor

THAT'S THE SCREAMING OAK!

Don't piss her off!

DING-DONG!

Will someone please hide the pens?

Great Moments
Zoey: Louis, oh God, I can't believe it!

Me: (stunned silence)

Roommate: "What just happened?"

Me: "WHY IS HE DEAD?! WE WERE NOT ON A ROOFTOP, HE WAS AT FULL HEALTH, AND THERE WERE NO INFECTED AROUND!"

Roommate: "Spontaneous combustion is a bitch."

When my boyfriend was making Francis repeatedly crouch on the Tank we had just taken down:

Me: (joking) Are you tea-bagging that Tank?

Boyfriend: (completely serious) Yes

Boyfriend: (picking up a guitar as Nick) ROCK GODDD!

[Tank music begins and rumbling starts]

Me: OH CRAP! *waits for it to arrive*

[10 seconds later]

Me: ....Anytime now...

Roommate: *randomly turns on the Jonas Brothers much to my dismay*

[Tank finally arrives]

Me: OH GOD, IT'S THE DISNEY CORPORATION IN THE FLESH!!!

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