User:Cuter3000

About me
Now if my mind is right, and its not, i have been away for a few months. People will say "s0 W53r3 Hav3 70u b33n?/?" Where have i been! WHERE HAVE I BEEN! WHERE HAVE I BEEN!!?? I have been saving your mortal relem by recruiting, well, a mortal who stoped the graymarch once, and ,FOR, all.

So like it or, not my maddness is back and here to stay, untill well, you know... that.

anywhoo i have proof that i am mad and it is "Bush was the single most best leader of the us EVAR" *A puppy dies*

And now...

I am Sheogorath prince of madness....and a few other things.Im not talking about them.

Since you are reading this i assume that you want to.. Or your terribly confused or REALLY LACKING IN GOOD JUDGMENT!

If you have not read five dog's story, Left 2 die, check it out.... NOW !! at http://left4dead.wikia.com/wiki/User:Five_Dog/Story

Hello and as I, Sheogorath, explore this Wiki i find good or bad fan-fiction you know like THE ONE YOU SOULD HAVE READ BY NOW!!

Anyway, heres another good one.

http://left4dead.wikia.com/wiki/User:Nightmirage/story

You will read it, wont you.

LITTLE BUSY HERE!!! Im trying to decide what to have for dinner. How i love eating one of my favorite things to do. Talk to the admins if you need infomation they got more brains than a brain-pie oh..brain-pie ..PERFECT!!

Care to donate?

What do i do here?, Well more minor stuff than most but a few big things as well. Well you know like checking a page and correcting everything, undoing stupid infomation oh and trying to bargin with the leet people about not destroying the wiki. But saying more would just cloud your little human brain.

And please if you don't think im mad read over my page again.

My daily schedelue:

8:00:Get up.

8:15:Eat cheese.

8:30:Sit on throne.

10:00:Edit stuff on Left 4 dead wiki.

11:00:Punch the duke and duchess.

11:15:Eat more cheese.

11:30:Balance cane on the plam of my hand.

12:00:Summon Five dog and bug him on writing the story.

13:00:Think on whats for dinner.

18:00:Have dinner.

19:00:Eat more cheese.

20:00:Start trying to bring Zoey to the real world.

22:00:Cry because it has not worked (but it will...someday).

(If this works i will give up being mad :D)

22:15:Eat cheese to cheer me up.

23:00:Go to bed.