User:I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT MY BUDDY KEITH

"I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME KEITH AND I MADE FIREWORKS? '''NOW. I DIDN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT CHEMISTRY. BUT KEITH FIGURED "GASOLINE BURNS. DOESN'T IT?" HEH. THIRD-DEGREE BURNS ON 95 PERCENT OF HIS BODY. MAN. PEOPLE IN THE NEXT CITY OVER WERE CALLING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SMELL OF BURNING SKIN."'''