User:Five Dog

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The Five Dog Factor
The Me Factor. More debated than the Theory of Evolution, more honoured than the Pythagorean Theorem and more referenced than Murphy's Law; The Five Dog Factor plays an important part in the existence of human life. Five Dog is always watching, always waiting. He is the pinnacle of evolution and existence. When in a tight situation, apply the Five Dog Factor. Ask yourself:
 * Is Five Dog with me?
 * Is Five Dog against me?
 * Is Five Dog feeling merciful?
 * Will Five Dog save me or my foe?
 * How can I please Five Dog?

If you do wish for Five Dog to use His divine almighty powers to help you - a weak and vulnerable mortal - you must say the following to please Him and maybe he'll pity you:
 * Alone in the dark, I tremble. Five Dog is my light.
 * God is dead. Five Dog lives.
 * I cannot kill. Five Dog kills for me.
 * Violence is not the answer. Five Dog is.
 * I do not decide. My choice is Five Dog's.
 * Alone in a battle, I am weak. Five Dog is my defense.

All of the above have the potential to please Him. You may be spared from death, but do not expect it. For the noble and brave, Five Dog defends; for the wicked and cruel, Five Dog abandons.

Insight
Recent Topic: Love

" ' I love you ' means that you accept someone for the person that they are, and that you do not wish to change them into someone else. It means that you will love them and stand by them even through the worst of times.  It means loving them when they're in a bad mood or too tired to do things you want to do.  It means loving them when they're down, not just when they're fun to be with.

''I love you means that you know their deepest secrets and do not judge them for it, asking in return only that they do not judge you for yours. It means that you care enough to fight for what you have and that you love them enough not to let go. It means thinking of them, dreaming of them, wanting and needing them constantly, hoping they feel the same way for you.''

''Unfortunately, the concept of love leads people to search for perfection. But no such thing exists. Love does not exist when one meets a flawless person. Love exists when one learns to love another for their flaws.''

Live to learn, learn to love, love for life."-- Five Dog

Other Things
Current Wiki Projects:
 * Operation: Space Invader
 * The goal of this project is to find, route out, and eliminate the excessive, unnecessary spacing. Ever since the Rich Text Editor began adding ridiculous amounts of space, it has become a personal priority to fight its evil space-adding ways.


 * Operation: Capitalization
 * This project involves capitalizing what needs to be capitalized. Examples include turning "hunter" to "Hunter", "infected" to "Infected", "crescendo event" to "Crescendo Event" and so on.  If you wish to know all of the words that are involved, I will happily list them for you.


 * Operation: Walkthrough
 * The goal and aims of this project can be found here.

Infoboxes:
 * My adviser assures me that these "boxes of info" are of highest regard amongst my followers, and as such I feel obliged to present some for myself.





Pages of Interest:
 * Left 2 Die: A Left 4 Dead Fan-fiction.
 * Why not check this page?
 * Say, you could even go here!
 * For all of those budding PC users, go here.

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