Nick/Quotes

A list of Nick's Quotes heard so far in Left 4 Dead 2.

Intro

 * [Seeing Ellis being ridden by a Jockey]
 * "Ah, shit!"
 * [When Coach's complains about climbing stairs]
 * "Come on, Coach! Maybe the helicopter... Maybe it's made of chocolate!"
 * [Seeing how the helicopters flee the area]
 * "Looks like there's been a change of plans..."
 * [Pulling Ellis away from the zombies attacking him, including a Smoker]
 * "No!"
 * [As intro comes to a close, in background]
 * "I have not... Come this far... To die now."

Alternate Lines
[The game files include unused intro voice clips.]
 * "Looks like they're coming back to finish the job." (4 versions)
 * "Looks like they came back to finish the job." (3 versions)
 * "I guess there's been a change of plans." (2 versions)
 * "Looks like there's been a change of plans." (2 versions)
 * "Looks like their plans have changed." (2 versions)
 * "There's been a change of plans." (2 versions)
 * "Looks like we're not part of their new plan."

​Seeing a Safe Room

 * "Safehouse!"
 * "We got a safehouse!"
 * "Safehouse ahead!"
 * "There's the safehouse!"

No Casualties

 * "I'm starting to like you guys!"
 * "You guys aren't so damn bad!"
 * "Happy New Year!"
 * (This references Francis' use of "Merry Christmas")
 * "And THAT is how you do it!"
 * "That, my friends, is how you do it!"
 * "Take that, you mealy-mouthed bastards!"

With Casualties

 * "That was a little too close..."
 * "That was way... too... close."
 * "That was way, way too close."
 * "That was a close one."
 * "Man, we got lucky."
 * "We got lucky."
 * "Goddamn, that was close."
 * "We made that by the skin of our teeth."
 * "At least I made it!"
 * "Well that was unpleasant."

Waiting For Others Inside Safe Room

 * "Don't make me come out there for ya!"
 * "Everybody inside!"
 * "Inside now!"
 * "Get inside!" (2 versions)
 * "Quit screwing around, get inside."
 * "Quit screwing around, let's get inside."

All Survivors In Safe Room, Door Open

 * "Close the door." (3 versions)
 * "Close that door." (2 versions)
 * "Don't forget to close the door." (2 versions)
 * "Somebody got the door?" (2 versions)
 * "I think we should be closing doors."
 * "Lets try closing doors behind us."

Telling Survivors to Back Up

 * "Back it up!" (2 versions)
 * "Back, back, back!"
 * "C'mon, back!"
 * [Quiet]
 * "Back up."
 * "Everyone back."
 * "Lets get back."
 * "Back up, back up."

Telling Survivors to Go

 * "Go!" (4 versions)
 * "Go, go, go!"
 * "Let's go, lets go!"
 * "Let's go!" (2 versions)
 * "Everybody keep moving."
 * "Just go."
 * "Just go, go."
 * "Don't stop, don't stop."
 * "Keep moving."

Telling Survivors to Stay Close

 * "Stay close."
 * "Stay together, people."
 * "Keep close."
 * "Yeah, of course, stay together."

Interrupting Ellis
[These quotes are used by Nick at various times when Ellis begins to tell a story]
 * "Ellis? Why don't you just tell us this in the chopper?"
 * "Ellis? Ellis, Ellis!"
 * "Hey Ellis, why don't you tell us about the time you shut up!"
 * "Ellis? Is now the best time?"
 * "Um... I don't care. Nobody cares."
 * "Ellis, if I listen to this, will this be the last one?"
 * "Oh Jesus, is there a Witch around here we can piss off?"
 * "Oh, not again!"
 * "Glad you shared that, Ellis."
 * "And your point is...?"
 * "[Chuckling] You know what I like best about your stories, Ellis? The sound they make when they stop."
 * "You know what I like best about your stories, Ellis? Nothing!"
 * "Why don't we just try quiet time for awhile?"
 * "Hey Ellis? Shut up contest. Ready? One two three go!"
 * "Ellis, Ellis! We don't have time for that right now!"

Alone

 * "Helloooo?" (2 versions)
 * "Heyooo?"
 * "Anybody hear me?"
 * "Can you guys hear me?"

Directional Instructions

 * "Through here/there."
 * "This way."
 * "In here."
 * "Down here."
 * "C'mon, this way."
 * "Through this/that window."
 * "Down this/that alley."
 * "Let's go through here/there."
 * "Through this/that door."
 * "We can go through this restaurant."
 * "Through that/this gate."
 * "Up that/this/the ladder."
 * "Down that/this ladder."
 * "Ladder!"
 * "We got a ladder."
 * "Over this/that fence."
 * "To/Over the bridge!"
 * "We can cross here/there."
 * "We can get up here/there."
 * "We can get down here/there."
 * "Over this/that door."
 * "Jump down here/there."
 * "There's a safe room up here/there."
 * "Straight forward. This isn't so bad."
 * "Down the street."
 * "Get on!"
 * "Come on, you can make it!"
 * "Just a little more!"

Miscellaneous Crescendo Event Instructions

 * "Hit it."
 * "Press the button."
 * "Do it."
 * "Activate it."
 * "I hit it."
 * "I did it."

Cheering

 * "Goddamn right!" (2 versions)
 * "Baby!"
 * "Yes!" (3 versions)
 * "Hell yeah!" (2 versions)
 * "Damn right!"
 * "Awesome!"
 * "Straight!" (2 versions)

Alarmed Car

 * "Don't shoot that car!"

Commands
These are derived from the PC commands when using the Z or X keys.

Yes

 * "Yeppers."
 * "Yesssss."
 * "Yes; yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
 * "Yes."
 * "Yeah."

No

 * "Yeah, no."
 * "No." (6 versions)
 * "Nope." (3 versions)
 * "No-Siree-Bob."
 * "Uh-uh."
 * [to Ellis]
 * "Try again, champ."
 * "Try again, little man."
 * [to Rochelle]
 * "No sweetie."
 * "No way, sweetie."

Distant

 * "Over there." (3 versions)
 * "Look." (4 versions)

Nearby

 * "Look at this." (2 versions)
 * "Check it out." (2 versions)
 * "Look here." (2 versions)

Looking at another Survivor

 * [Coach]
 * "Coach!" (12 versions)


 * [Rochelle]
 * "Rochelle." (6 versions)
 * "Ro." (6 versions)
 * [Dead Center only]
 * "Hey you." (3 versions)
 * "Hey sweetheart."
 * "Sweetheart."
 * "Hey sweetie." (3 versions)
 * "Sweetie." (2 versions)
 * "Hey honey." (3 versions)


 * [Ellis]
 * [Chuckling] "Are you kidding me Ellis? Come on."
 * "Ellis." (13 versions)
 * "Overalls." (2 versions)
 * "Hey Ellis, you like 'taters?"
 * "Goober." (3 versions)
 * "Cletus." (2 versions)
 * "Hey Cletus."
 * "Cooter." (3 versions)
 * [Dead Center only]
 * "Dude." (4 versions)
 * "Kid." (6 versions)
 * "Hey kid."

Argh

 * "Dumbshit!" (2 versions)
 * "This is all going to Hell!" (2 versions)
 * "Goddammit!" (2 versions)
 * "Damn!" (2 versions)
 * "Screw this!"
 * "What an assclown."
 * "Shit." (2 versions)
 * "BITCH!"
 * "TITS!" (2 versions)
 * "Bullshit!" (3 versions)
 * "This is bullshit!"
 * "Bastards." (2 versions)
 * "Holy shit!" (2 versions)
 * "Son of a bitch!" (3 versions)
 * "My ass!" (2 versions)
 * "Is this some kind of sick joke?" (2 versions)
 * "I call foul!"
 * "Kiss my ass!" (3 versions)
 * "Ass!"
 * "Asshat!"
 * "Asshole!"
 * "Assclown!"

Taunt

 * "Take that, you mealy-mouthed bastards!"
 * "Stick that where the sun don't shine!"
 * "Candyasses!"
 * "You don't stand a chance!"
 * "Suck on that!"
 * "Give up now!?"
 * "Stick that up your ass!"
 * "Stick it up your ass!"
 * "We are wiping the floor with you!"

Follow Me

 * "This way." (2 versions)
 * "Over here."
 * "Follow me." (3 versions)
 * "C'mon this way." (2 versions)
 * "Keep up." (3 versions)
 * "Okay, this way."

You Take the Lead

 * "Lead on." (3 versions)
 * "I'm right behind you."
 * "Right behind you." (2 versions)
 * "Lead on, Macduff."
 * "Yeah, you go first."
 * "Lead on, smart guy."

Ready

 * "Ok, we ready?"
 * "We ready?" (5 versions)
 * "Everybody ready?"
 * "Ready?" (2 versions)
 * "Everyone ready?"
 * "Are you guys ready?"
 * "You think you can handle this?"
 * "If you aren't ready, I don't wanna hear it."

Good job

 * "Impressive."
 * "Nice shot, Ace."
 * "Howdja... do that?"
 * "Great shot."
 * [To Rochelle ]
 * "Damn, Rochelle."
 * "Rochelle... damn."
 * "ACES!"
 * "Nice Shot!"

Thank you

 * "I owe you one."
 * "Thanks." (2 versions)
 * "Thank you."
 * "Thanks man, I owe you."
 * "Thanks, Ro." (To Rochelle)
 * "Thanks, Bro." (To Coach)
 * "Thanks, Killer." (To Ellis)

Let's Go

 * "Let's go."
 * "Look at you. What are we waiting for, let's go."
 * "Let's roll."
 * "Time to move."
 * "What are we waiting for? Let's go."

Hurrah

 * "We are walking through the valley of the shadow of death, and kicking ass!"
 * "It may not be pretty, but we're doing this."
 * "You guys aren't so damn bad."
 * "What do you know? We're gonna make it."
 * "You guys are pretty good!"
 * "Aces!"
 * "I'm starting to like you guys!"
 * "We're making it look easy!"
 * "And that is how you do that!"
 * "We're the four riders of the goddamn apocalypse!"
 * "And that is how you do it!"

Hurry

 * "C'mon, I'm in a hurry!" (2 versions)
 * "Hurry it up!"
 * "Let's go, let's go!"
 * "Move, move, move!"

I'm With You

 * "I'm here."
 * "Why not? I follow you."
 * "I'm with you."
 * "Sure thing, let's go."
 * "Sure, let's go."

Laughter

 * [Laughter commands do not include words. There are 17 laughter variants.]

Nice Job

 * "Well alright." (2 versions)
 * "Nice job." (2 versions)
 * "That was surprisingly good."
 * "Nice." (3 versions)
 * "That's what I like to see."
 * "Wow. Nice."

Sorry

 * "Excuse me." (2 versions)
 * "Forgive me, ok?"
 * "Well sorry."
 * "I'm sorry. Is that what you want me to say?"
 * "I'm sorry, ok?"
 * "Can you forgive me?"
 * "Don't look at me like that."

I'll Save You

 * "Relax, relax, I'm coming."
 * "I'm on my way." (2 versions)
 * "Hold on, I'm coming."

Wait

 * "Wait."
 * "Don't move from this spot."
 * "Stay here."
 * "Just stay here."
 * "Wait here."

Be Careful

 * "Everybody be careful."
 * "Let's be careful."
 * "Try and be careful."

Taking

 * "I'll hold on to this first aid kit."
 * "I need this." (2 versions)
 * "Grabbing first aid."
 * "First aid kit."

Spotting

 * "First aid kit here!"
 * "First aid here!"
 * "First aid!"
 * [Multiple kits]
 * "First aid kits here!"
 * "First aid kits!"

Healing Self

 * "I'm gonna heal."
 * "I Gotta heal."
 * "Gonna heal."
 * "Gonna patch myself up."
 * "Wait up, gonna fix myself up."
 * "Wait—healing!"
 * "Okay, hang on. I'm gonna fix myself up."
 * "Just wait a sec. Healing."
 * "Healing!" (4 versions)
 * "Hold up, gonna heal." (2 versions)

Healed

 * "Ahhh... Better."
 * "That worked."
 * "Alright, now I'm back."
 * "Okay."
 * "Ooh, yea."
 * "Ahhh..."
 * "Better."

Telling Survivor to Heal

 * "Heal up." (2 versions)
 * "It's a good time to heal."
 * "This would be a good time to heal."
 * "Maybe you could heal up now."
 * "Heal if you need to."
 * "This might be a good time to heal."
 * "Time for people to heal." (2 versions)
 * "Don't forget, you can heal yourself."
 * "This is a good time to heal."
 * [to Coach]
 * "Coach, you should heal." (2 versions)
 * "Coach, don't forget about that health kit."
 * "Hey Coach, heal." (2 versions)
 * "Coach, you should maybe heal."
 * [to Ellis]
 * "Ellis, heal up."
 * "Time to heal, Ellis."
 * "C'mon Ellis, don't be a hero, use your health kit." (2 versions)
 * [to Rochelle]
 * "Rochelle, you don't look so good." (2 versions)
 * "Rochelle, we need you. Heal up." (2 versions)
 * "Hey Ro, don't forget about that health kit." (2 versions)

Attempting to Heal Survivor

 * "Stop, I've got something for ya." (2 versions)
 * "Hang on, you need this more than me." (2 versions)
 * "Hold up, you can have this." (2 versions)

Healing Survivor

 * "Now don't waste this by getting pounced on or something."
 * (Note: the subtitles don't have the "on" after pounced.)
 * "Let doctor Nick fix ya up."
 * "You're a mess... stand still."
 * "Hold on, let me heal you."
 * "I should probably save this for me, but... what the hell."
 * "Just hang on, let me heal ya."
 * "Hold on, hold on."
 * "We don't have time, stop moving."
 * "Cover us while I heal you."
 * "I'm gonna heal you, keep shooting."
 * "Keep 'em off us while I heal you."
 * [Specific for The Hotel]
 * "Alright, don't tell the others I'm doing this... I'm only doing this for you."
 * "Hold still, I'm probably gonna regret this, but let me use this on you."
 * "Hold still, I've done this before."
 * "Quit moving around, I've seen worse."
 * "Man up for a minute, I'm gonna fix you up."

Spotting

 * "Pills here!" (3 versions)
 * "We got pills here." (2 versions)

Taking

 * "I got pills."
 * "I can always use these."
 * "I'll hold on to these pills."
 * "Pills."

Using

 * "Ah, a little pick me up."
 * "A little pick me up, that's good."
 * "Okay. Now to find me some real first aid."
 * "Okay, that's gonna last for a bit."

Spotting

 * "Adrenaline shot here!"

Taking

 * "Grabbing a shot!"

Giving Pills/Adrenaline

 * "It is more blessed to give than to receive."
 * "Have this."
 * "Just take this."
 * "This is for you."
 * "Here, I don't need this."
 * "Take it, just take it."
 * "Take this!"
 * "Grab this!"
 * "Take it!"
 * [Dead Center exclusive]
 * "Hey you, take this."
 * "Hey what's-your-name, here you go."

Spotting

 * "Got some chest paddles."
 * "Defib unit here!"
 * "Got a defib unit."
 * "Chest paddles here!"
 * "Defibrillator here!"

Saved by Defibrillator

 * "AHH! Stop shocking me!"
 * "AHH... Right, that was some serious shit!"

Reviving Another Survivor with the Defibrillator

 * "Clear!"
 * "Come on!" (2 versions)
 * "Work, damn it!" (2 versions)

Slipped Off Of Ledge

 * "Guys, I seem to have slipped!"
 * "I'm hanging here!"
 * "Hey, gimme a hand!"
 * "I need a hand!"

Hanging From Ledge

 * "Get your asses over here and help me!"
 * "Somebody needs to help me up!"
 * "Don't be leaving me here, dammit, help!"

Still Hanging

 * "I'm hanging over here!"
 * "Don't even think of leaving me here!"
 * "Could use a hand over here!"
 * "Could use some help here!"

Hand Slips from Ledge (unused)

 * "Woah!" (3 versions)
 * "Ah!"
 * "Hey!"

Falling

 * "Heeeeeeeelp!" (2 versions)
 * "Noooooo!"
 * "Whoooooah!"

Low Health

 * "Goddammit, goddammit, god... dammit!"
 * "Don't worry, don't worry... I'm not done yet."
 * "What was I thinking coming down here?"
 * "If I go, you guys are gonna miss me!"
 * "I have seriously felt better."
 * "Pull yourself together, man. You're [grunts in pain] fallin' apart!"
 * "This is not [grunts in pain] how it's gonna end."
 * "You're gonna have to do better than that to kill me!"
 * "I am sick... and tired... of being sick and tired."
 * "Ain't this a bitch."
 * "Well, at least I didn't catch the flu."
 * "This is some crap."
 * "I gotta take better (grunts) care of myself."
 * "Okay, alright, I can do this... I can do this..."
 * "Argh, I really screwed the pooch back there."
 * "Goddammit, I can't believe this."
 * "Not dead yet, but not exactly healthy."
 * "Don't worry about me, I'll be ok."
 * "I'm not dead yet."
 * "Quit being a baby, you've felt worse after a night of drinking."
 * "I am not gonna die down here."
 * "I'm not dyin' in the middle of nowhere."

Black and White

 * "I'm not going to make it much longer, my friends... I am seriously screwed up!"
 * "Well, boys, this looks like it for me!"
 * "Doesn't this beat all... I'm about to die!"
 * "Alright, I gotta call uncle here. I need some help."
 * "Man... It's been a long time since I felt this bad."

Responding to Survivors inside Safe room

 * [When the other survivors are in the safe room]
 * "Can't you see I'm limpin' here?" (2 versions
 * "I'm trying to hurry!"
 * "I'm goin' as fast as I can!"
 * [When low on health in Swamp Fever]
 * "I am not going to become gator food..."
 * "I am not going to die in this swamp..."
 * '[When low on health in Hard Rain]
 * "Never get out of the boat. Never get out of the boat. Never get out of the boat." (a reference to Apocalypse Now)
 * "What the hell were we thinking stopping here?"
 * "Some milk run this turned out to be."
 * [From the Zombie Survival Guide Trailer/When low on health on The Parish]
 * "I have not... come this far... to die now!"
 * "I am not... going to die... in this city."

Reviving Another Survivor

 * [Asking a Survivor how they're doing]
 * "Lemme look at you."
 * "You gonna be ok?"
 * "Are you gonna be ok?"
 * "How you holding up?"
 * "Easy there, fireball, easy."
 * "Easy there, fireball."
 * "You hurt?"
 * "Everything working?"
 * "You in one piece?"
 * "You're not gonna die on me, are you?"
 * "Are you gonna die?"
 * "You gonna make it?"
 * "You ok?" (2 versions)
 * "Ok?" (2 versions)
 * "You good?" (2 versions)
 * "We... I... need you for a little longer, so let's get you back on your feet."
 * "Come on, get up. You're not dead yet."
 * "Come on, get up. Get up, you're not dead yet."
 * "It seems like every time I turn around, you are down on the ground, now let's get you up."
 * "We can't afford to lose you...yet. So let's get you up."
 * "This is nothing. You're gonna be as good as new once I get you up."
 * "You have to learn to take care of yourself, or you'll keep ending up down here."
 * "You have to take better care of yourself. Now let's get you up."
 * "Come on, pull yourself together. We gotta get you up."
 * "Look at you laying there. It's time to get up."
 * "If I get you up, you promise not to shoot me anymore?"
 * "Come on, I've seen worse, let's get your butt up."
 * "It's a miracle you lasted this long, let's get you on your feet."
 * "Settle down, settle down, everything's gonna be ok."
 * "I'm not gonna leave you behind, let's get you up."
 * "You're tougher than you look. Let's get you back on your feet."
 * "Relax, you're gonna be ok, I've seen a lot worse, come on."
 * "Don't worry, don't worry, I can get you back up."
 * "Alright, don't worry, don't worry, I can get you back up."
 * "This is nothin'. You'll be as good as new once I get you up."
 * "Come on, still lot's to be done."
 * "Rise and shine."
 * "Let's hit the road."
 * "Here we go."
 * "Up and at 'em."
 * "Let's roll."
 * "You owe me one."
 * "Let's have a look at you."
 * "Time to get some revenge." (2 versions)
 * "Let's go."
 * "See? All good."
 * "Good as new."
 * "Let's go kill some zombies."
 * [Reviving Coach]
 * "Get up, you aren't leaving me with those two."
 * "Get up, please? You aren't leaving me with those two."
 * [Reviving Ellis]
 * "Come on champ, let's get you on your feet, you'll be ok." (2 versions)
 * [Reviving a Survivor after incapacitating them with friendly fire]
 * "Let me say- look, if I did this, I'm- I- [pause] I apologize."
 * "I'll just, if I did this, I'm sorry."

Helping a Survivor off a ledge

 * "Don't worry, I'll bail your ass out of this mess."
 * "Easy there, fireball. Let's get you up."
 * "Did you miss me? C'mon, let's get you up."
 * "I gotcha, just relax, lemme get you up."

Reviving Another Survivor While Under Attack

 * "Get up, get up, get up!"
 * "Aw shit, get up, get up!"
 * "Ah shit, come on, come on, come on." (2 versions)
 * "We don't have time for this, get up!"
 * "Time to move, let's go!"
 * "Let's go, on your feet, let's go!"

Reviving Another Survivor On Last Down

 * "You're starting to worry me. I can get you up, but you go down again, and that's it."
 * "You seriously cannot go down again, 'kay? 'Cause if you do... you're not going to make it."
 * "I can't lie to you, you are messed up. If you don't get yourself healed up, that's it."

Incapacitated

 * "I'm down!" (2 versions)
 * "Down!" (2 versions)

Still Incapacitated

 * "I need some help!"
 * "I can't do this on my own, could use some help!"
 * "Somebody wanna lend me a hand here?"
 * "Help!"
 * "Hey, over here!"

Revived

 * [Responding to a Survivor asking how he is]
 * "Same as always."
 * "You tell me."
 * "I'm not exactly 'great'".
 * "I'm cool. I'm cool."
 * "I'm good, I'm good. Get me up."
 * "Don't worry about me."
 * "Good enough."
 * "I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine."
 * "Oh, I'm fine."
 * "Well, what do I look like?"
 * "Oh, I'm super."
 * "I've been better!"
 * "Just get me up... please..."
 * "I'll be fine."
 * [Sarcastic] "Oh I'm great."
 * "Fan-freakin'-tastic. That's how I am."
 * "I'll live, let's go."
 * "I've been better." (2 versions)
 * "Don't worry, just get me up."
 * [When revived by Rochelle]
 * "Thanks, Ro."
 * [When revived by Ellis]
 * "Thanks, killer."
 * [When revived by Coach]
 * "Thanks, bro."

Survivor death

 * "Ah, SHIT!"
 * "We just screwed our odds..."
 * "I think... we just became longshots."

Two dead Survivors

 * "Well shit, we're a twosome for here on out."
 * "Looks like it's just you and me."
 * "Hey Ellis? Don't let me down."
 * (Used when both Rochelle and Coach are dead)

Rochelle

 * "Good night, Rochelle."
 * "I can think of two other people I would have rather seen go first."
 * "There goes repopulating the Earth."
 * "Ah shit, Rochelle."
 * "Rochelle."
 * "Guys? What are we gonna do now?"

Coach

 * "Shit, Coach... I'll miss ya."
 * "Goddamn it, Coach, what'd you leave me with?" (2 versions)
 * "Later, Coach..."
 * "Ah... Coach..."
 * "I'm gonna miss you, big guy."

Ellis

 * "Hey Ellis y'know that shit I was sayin'? I was just joking, right?"
 * "Ah... Ellis..."
 * "Ellis..."
 * "Ellis, I'm surprised you lasted as long as you did."
 * [In The Hotel, while unfamiliar]
 * "He was kind of annoying, but he could shoot a gun." (2 versions)
 * "It's no time for mourning, let's go."
 * [When both Coach and Rochelle are dead]
 * "Hey Ellis, you know all those things I said? I was kidding."

Trapped in a Rescue Closet

 * "Someone wanna come get me outta here?"
 * "You guys out there? Come and get me!"
 * "I need somebody's help for just five seconds!"
 * "Can one of you people come and get me? Please?"
 * "I'm trapped in a room!"
 * "I cannot get out of here by myself!"
 * "Come on, guys, get me out of here!"
 * "Just this once I need some help!"
 * "You know I'm going to be a big help, just get me out of here!"
 * "I'm no use to anyone in here, get me out of here!"
 * "Goddamnit, I am stuck in here, get me out!"
 * "Alright, who's available to get me out of here?"

Team kill (unused)

 * "Don't you think we should be killing the zombies instead?"
 * "What in the hell kinda strategy is that?"
 * "WHAT?! This is hard enough without you helping the freaks!"

General

 * "Everybody grab a weapon!"
 * "Weapons over here!"
 * "Guns here."

Ammunition

 * "Ammo here." (3 versions)
 * "Ammo." (2 versions)

Reloading

 * "Reloading!" (13 versions)
 * "Reloading here!"
 * "Gotta reload!"

Any Melee Weapon

 * "Nice!"
 * "Hell yeah."
 * "This feels good."
 * "This could be fun."
 * "Can save some bullets with this one."
 * "That'll come in handy."
 * "I am going to beat the shit outta something with this."

Axe

 * "A freakin' axe!"
 * "Axe."

Baseball Bat

 * "This is nice. I'm gonna crack some heads with it."
 * "I'm gonna crack some heads with this."
 * Nick: "This brings back some good memories."
 * Coach: "You play ball, Nick?"
 * Nick: "Nope. Bouncer at a club."

Frying pan

 * "A skillet!"
 * "This'll work."
 * "Gonna bonk some heads with this!"
 * "Frying pan!"

Cricket Bat

 * "Gonna whack the shit outta somethin' with this!"
 * "I am gonna whack the shit outta somethin' with this!"
 * "Got a Cricket Bat!"
 * "Cricket bat here!"

Machete

 * "Machete here."
 * "Got a machete."

Golf Club

 * "Grabbin' a driver!
 * "Club here."
 * "Golf club."
 * "Grabbin' a golf club."
 * "Driver!"
 * "FORE!"

Katana

 * "Ninja sword here!"
 * "Grabbin' a sword!"

Chainsaw

 * "Chainsaw here!"
 * "Got a Chainsaw!"

Rampaging with Chainsaw

 * "DIE, DIE!"
 * "SUCK ON THIS!"
 * "YEAH! DIE!"
 * "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

Crowbar

 * "Crowbar!"


 * "Grabbin' a crowbar!"
 * "I cannot WAIT to find a crate!"

Nightstick

 * "Nightstick here!"
 * "Grabbin' a nightstick!"

Guitar

 * "Guitar here!"
 * "Grabbin' a guitar!"

Magnum

 * "Niiiiiiice!"
 * "Hell yeah!"

P220 Pistol

 * "Grabbing the pistol."
 * "Pistol."
 * "Second pistol."

Grenade Launcher

 * "Grenade launcher here!"
 * "Time to make some zombie soup."
 * "Hell yeah, grenade launcher!"
 * "Got a grenade launcher!"

M60

 * "Shit, this is heavy."
 * "Shit. Now this is a gun!"
 * "Now this is a gun."
 * "Big gun!"
 * "I'm grabbin' the big gun."
 * "Grabbin' the chain gun!"

Assault Rifle and Variants

 * "Taking the rifle." (2 versions)
 * "Grabbing the assault rifle." (2 versions)
 * "Assault rifle."

Auto Shotgun and Combat Shotgun

 * "I got the shotgun."
 * "Shotgun for me."
 * "Taking the shotgun."
 * "Shotgun."

Pump Shotgun and Chrome Shotgun

 * "Going with the shotgun."
 * "Shotgun."
 * "Taking the shotgun."

Sniper Rifle and Hunting Rifle

 * "Sniper for me." (2 versions)
 * "I'll snipe." (2 versions)

Submachine Gun and Silenced Submachine Gun

 * "Taking the machine gun."
 * "Going with the machine gun."

Spotting

 * "There's a pipe bomb here."
 * "Pipe bomb!"
 * "Pipe bombs!"
 * "Grab a pipe bomb."
 * "Pipe bomb here."

Taking

 * "Grabbing a pipe bomb."
 * "Pipe bomb."

Throwing

 * "Pipe bomb out!" (2 versions)
 * "Chase this, you zombie bastards!"
 * "Grenade!"
 * "Throwing a pipe bomb!" (2 versions)
 * "Pipe bomb!"

Spotting

 * "Molotov here."
 * "Molotovs."
 * "We got Molotovs."

Taking

 * "Grabbin' a Molotov."
 * "Molotov."

Throwing

 * "Throwing a Molotov!" (2 versions)
 * "Fire coming!"
 * "Molotov!"
 * "Lighting it up!" (2 versions)

Spotting

 * "Is that a bottle of puke?"
 * "That can't be a bottle of puke, is it?" (Dead Center only)
 * "Boomer Bile here!"

Taking

 * "Grabbin' a bile jar!"
 * "Grabbin' puke!"
 * [Supplemental: said after the regular quote on Dead Center only]
 * "...for some reason."
 * "I can't believe I just said that."

Throwing

 * "Incoming!"
 * "Fight amongst yourselves!"
 * "Puke in the hole!"

Explosive Ammunition​

 * "Grabbin' some frag rounds!"
 * "Explosive rounds here!"
 * "Frag rounds here!"
 * "Deploying frag rounds."

Spotting

 * "Fire bullets here!"

Taking

 * "Grabbin' fire bullets!"

Deploying

 * "Everybody grab some incendiary ammo!"
 * "Let's start some fires, people!"
 * "Deploying fire bullets!"

Laser Sight

 * "Laser sights here!" (2 versions)
 * "We got some laser sights!"

Horde Alerted

 * "This is why we've got guns!"
 * "Goddammit, it's gettin' good!"
 * "It's about to get serious!"
 * "We got inbound!"
 * "They're comin'!"
 * "Here they come!"
 * "Get ready!"

Infected Behind the Survivors

 * "They're behind us!"
 * "Behind us!" (2 versions)
 * "Behind!"

Killing a Special Infected

 * "Got it!" (3 versions)
 * "It's dead!"
 * "Dead." (2 versions)
 * "Got 'em." (2 versions)
 * "Done like dinner."
 * "Bulls-eye." (2 versions)
 * "That's a hit!"
 * "Hit!"
 * [Responding to Ellis claiming a kill]
 * "I don't think so Ellis."

Another Survivor Killed a Special Infected

 * "Nice shot!" (4 versions)
 * "How'd you... do that?"
 * "Good shooting."
 * "Nice shooting."
 * "Nice shot, ace."
 * "Impressive."
 * "Alright, Coach." (2 versions)
 * "You're getting the hang of this, Ellis." (2 versions)
 * "Damn, Rochelle!"
 * "Rochelle... damn!"
 * "Damn, Rochelle, nice!"

Zombie Behind Another Survivor

 * "Look out!"
 * "Watch out!"
 * "Head's up!"

Hearing

 * "You hear that Boomer?" (2 versions)
 * "You hear that Boomer? Don't let him spew on you."
 * "Boomer around. Don't shoot him if he's near me. Okay?"
 * "Keep a lookout, I hear a Boomer."
 * "I hear a Boomer."

Spotting
[Dead Center]
 * "Boomer!" (4 versions)
 * "We got a Boomer!" (2 versions)
 * "Goiter man!"
 * "Aunt Bee!"
 * "Fat guy!" (2 versions)
 * "Fatty!"

Vomited on

 * "I'm blind!"
 * "Oh, goddammit!"
 * "Argh, this is nasty shit!"
 * "Godammit. I am covered in vomit again."

Hearing

 * "Keep your eyes peeled, I hear a Charger."
 * "I hear a Charger." (2 versions)
 * "Charger around, get ready." (2 versions)
 * "You hear that Charger?" (2 versions)

Spotting
[Dead Center]
 * "Charger!" (3 versions)
 * "We got a Charger!"
 * "Hillbilly!"
 * "Overalls!"
 * "One Arm!"

Being Pummeled

 * "Shoot the big guy pounding me into the ground!"
 * "Can someone shoot this goddamn thing?!"
 * "This thing is beatin' my ass!"
 * "Kill this goddamn thing!"
 * "Shoot him! Shoot him!"
 * "The Charger's got me!"
 * "Shoot the Charger!"
 * "Kill the Charger!"

Hearing
[Dead Center] [Alt] "What is that, is someone beating a horse or what?"
 * "I hear a Hunter."
 * "Pay attention, there's a Hunter around."
 * "You hear that Hunter?"
 * "What the hell is that noise?"
 * "It's something we have to kill."
 * "Can you hear that?"
 * "Is someone beating a horse?"
 * "Sounds like zombies aren't bad enough."

Spotting
[Dead Center]
 * "We got a Hunter!" (2 versions)
 * "Hunter!" (3 versions)
 * "Scrawny little bitch I'm gonna kill!"
 * "Jumper!"
 * "Leaper!"

Pounced on

 * "GET IT OFF ME!" (5 versions)
 * "GET IT OFF!" (5 versions)
 * "GET IT- GET IT-" (2 versions)

Survivor is Pounced
[Dead Center]
 * "Hunter on [name of Survivor]!"
 * "Hunter's got [name of Survivor]!"
 * "Zombie on 'em!"
 * "Zombie on her!"
 * "Get that zombie off 'em!"

Hearing

 * "One of those little Jockey bastards is around." (2 versions)
 * "Jockeys' around..." (2 versions)
 * "I can hear a Jockey." (2 versions)

Spotting
[Dead Center]
 * "Jockey!" (3 versions)
 * "Little freak!"
 * "Little guy!" (2 versions)

Being Ridden

 * "Shoot this thing on my back!"
 * "Shoot this thing off my back!"
 * "Jockey on me!"
 * "Jockey! Jockey!"
 * "Kill this Jockey on me!"
 * "The Jockey's got me!"

Another Survivor being Ridden

 * Ellis: "That don't look dignified!"
 * Nick: "No, it doesn't."
 * "Ten bucks says he takes him to the right…"

Smoker
Hearing
 * "There's a Smoker around here." (2 versions)
 * "Smoker's around."
 * "I hear a Smoker."

Spotting
[Dead Center]
 * "Smoker!" (3 versions)
 * "We got a Smoker!"
 * "Tongue!"
 * "The smokin' thing!"

Grabbed
[Dead Center]
 * "Smoker's got me!"
 * "No!" (5 versions)
 * "No, no!" (2 versions)
 * "No, no, no!" (2 versions)
 * "Smoker's-...!"
 * "...got me!"
 * "Freaking tongue!?"
 * "What? Ahh, gross shit."
 * "What the hell?!"
 * "What's this shit?!"
 * "Something's got me!"

Being Choked

 * "Shoot the tongue! [grunts] Shoot--Shoot the tongue!"
 * "Smoke--Smoker's got me!"
 * "Smoker's got me!"

Hearing

 * "Spitter around."
 * "I hear a Spitter." (2 versions)
 * "There's a Spitter around." (3 versions)

Spotting
[Dead Center]
 * "Spitter." (2 versions)
 * "We got a Spitter."
 * "Green thing!"
 * "Neck!"

Spit Incoming

 * "Hot stuff coming!"
 * "We got goo coming!"
 * "Fire spit coming!" (2 versions)
 * "We got goo!" (2 versions)
 * "Goo, incoming!"

Spit On

 * "I got hit by burning goo shit!" (2 versions)
 * "I got hit by the burning goo shit!"
 * "Goddammit, I'm covered in goo!"
 * "Let's get out of the goo!"
 * "Get out of the goo!"

Spit On in Dead Center

 * "Ugh, what in the hell did that thing just do?!"
 * "Ugh, what is this shit on me?!"
 * "Ugh, what am I covered in?!"

Spotting

 * "Tank inbound!"
 * "Tank! TANK!"
 * "Man up, we got a Tank!"
 * "Get ready, we got a Tank!"
 * "Hold steady! Tank!"
 * "Get ready! Tank!"
 * "We got a Tank!"
 * "Tank!" (3 versions)

Spotting in Dead Center

 * "I hope that's not bulletproof." (2 versions)
 * "We are screwed." (2 versions)
 * "Maybe if we don't move, it won't see us." (2 versions)
 * "Okay, that's reason to panic." (2 versions)
 * "What in the hell sign of the apocalypse is that?" (2 versions)
 * "Holy shit! Big freakin' zombie!"  (2 versions)
 * "We have a problem!" (2 versions)

Reloading (fighting Tank)

 * "Kill the Tank!"
 * "Shoot the Tank!"
 * "Shoot the damn tank!"
 * "Shoot it! Shoot it!"
 * "Everyone shoot the Tank!"
 * "You! Shoot the Tank!"
 * "Keep shooting!"

Attacked while Incapacitated

 * "Freaking Tank is- Argh! It's killing me!"
 * "The freaking Tank is killing me!"
 * "Mother of m- Argh! This thing is killing me!"
 * "Mother of mercy, this thing is killing me!"
 * "Do you see this -Argh! This big g- Argh! This thing on me?!"
 * "Do you see this big giant thing on me?!"

Hearing
[Lights Off]
 * "I think I hear my ex-wife."
 * "Sounds like a Witch." (2 versions)
 * "I hear a Witch."
 * "Everybody hear that Witch?"
 * [Dead Center]
 * "Oh there's a sound that's familiar."
 * "That sound is familiar."
 * "I don't like the sound of this crying." (2 versions)
 * "A crying woman… What, you think she's sad the mall's closed?"
 * "A crying woman... You think she's sad the mall's closed?"
 * "Kill your light."
 * "Everybody, lights off."
 * "Lights off."

Spotting

 * "We got a witch."
 * "Witch." (2 versions)

Witch is Being Disturbed

 * "Can we leave that Witch alone?"
 * "That Witch is getting angry!"
 * "Leave the Witch alone!"
 * "Stay away from the Witch!"
 * "Watch out, that Witch is getting angry!"
 * [If Ellis is disturbing the Witch]
 * "Ellis! Leave that Witch alone!"

Witch is Startled

 * "Holy shit!"
 * "Goddammit!"
 * "Shit!"
 * "No!!!!"
 * "Bitch!"

Being Chased

 * "This bitch is chasing me!"
 * "Shoot the Witch! Shoot the Witch! Shoot the Witch! What're you doing?! Shoot her!"
 * "Shoot the Witch! Shoot the Witch! Shoot the Witch!"
 * "Ahhhh, I pissed the Witch off!" (2 versions)
 * "Witch coming! Witch coming!"

Hazmat Infected

 * "Guess those suits don't stop bites."
 * "Are those guys fireproof?"
 * "Hazmat guys!"

Jimmy Gibbs Jr.

 * "God DAMN you, Jimmy Gibbs Junior!"
 * "Holy shit!"

Fallen Survivor

 * "Is that a Survivor?!"
 * "Kill that zombie, he's got something!"
 * "Did that zombie just drop something?"
 * "That zombie dropped something!"
 * "That zombie's got something, kill it!"
 * "Get that zombie, he's got something!"
 * "That zombie just dropped something!"
 * "What's that zombie got?"
 * "What did that zombie drop?"
 * "I think that zombie dropped something!"

Clown Infected

 * "Kill the clown, he's attracting more zombies!"
 * "Kill the clown!"
 * "That squeaking is driving the zombies crazy!"
 * "Shoot the clown!"
 * "Kill every clown you see!"

Mudmen

 * "Mudders!" (3 versions)
 * "Watch out, mudmen!"

Riot infected

 * "Those zombies are wearing armor!" (2 versions, one is a question)
 * "Shoot the armored zombies in the back!"

Intro

 * "So much for the rescue, any ideas?"
 * "We're still here!"
 * "Where the hell's the copter going? We're right here!"
 * "Hey, get back here!"
 * "Godammit, we just missed it!"
 * "Hey get back here!"
 * "Hey, come back, I'm here! There's still someone down here!"
 * "You could've yelled if you wanted."
 * "Goddammit, they left us!"
 * "They saw us alright and they're not coming back."
 * "Not to burst your bubble sport, but this building is burning down. They're not coming back."
 * "Okay, helicopters don't come back when you yell at 'em. Now we know that."
 * "Good, that's decided. Moving on: I think this building's on fire. Sooo... I'd like to leave (this building/it)."
 * "Okay. Helicopters don't come back when you yell at 'em. Valuable lesson, you three tuck that away for later. Now grab a weapon and follow me. This goddamn building's on fire."
 * "Hey! Loud girl. Hayseed. Tons of fun. This building is on FIRE. Grab a weapon and let's get the hell out of here."
 * "It's flying away from the burning building we're standing on; let's follow its lead and get the hell out of here."
 * "Okay, we all had a turn yelling at the helicopter. Good. Moving on: I think the building's on fire."
 * "Grab something; I got a feeling this isn't gonna be easy."
 * "We better arm ourselves. I hope you three know how to fight. You don't look it."
 * "If the world's goin' to hell, I'm taking a weapon."
 * "Everybody grab a weapon. I get the feeling we're gonna need 'em."
 * "Lets grab some weapons. I have a feeling something's down there..."
 * "I hope you three know how to fight—you don't look it."
 * [When the group encounters the Infected]
 * "Holy shit! It's zombies!"
 * "Oh, this is unexpected."
 * "These don't look like people."
 * "Jesus Christ, what are these things?!"
 * "I don't know about you, but I'm killing these things!"
 * "Zombies, eh? I knew zombies were real."
 * [Studying the map]
 * "If that map's right, New Orleans might be the last place in America that can get us out alive."
 * "According to this map, the only place left standing is New Orleans."
 * "Jesus, the whole country's fallen."
 * "This map is NOT good news."
 * "According to this map, there aren't a whole lot of options."
 * "Looks like New Orleans is the last place on Earth that can get us out alive."
 * "Dammit, elevator's out!"
 * "Alright, I'm not walking through THAT. Let's find another way."
 * "Let's find another way. This suit's flammable."
 * "Shit! This place's burning up fast!"
 * "Get out to the ledge!"
 * "Out here, let's try the ledge!"
 * "We can use this ledge to get around the fire!"
 * "This elevator's still working!"
 * "Technically... you're not supposed to use an elevator on a fire. But that might not apply during a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE."
 * "Everybody get in the elevator!"
 * [While in the elevator]
 * "Anyone get bit? Isn't that how this works?"
 * "Well I'm glad I got that out of the way. Now, did anyone get bit?"
 * "There's blood on me, but it ain't mine."
 * "No, I'm good."
 * "I normally go solo, but under these circumstances, I'm thinking we stick together. Call me Nick. You got names?"
 * "Hey. What's your name?"
 * "Nick. Name's Nick. You all did good. What are your names?"
 * "Name's Nick, but don't bother learning it 'cause I ain't sticking around long."
 * "Nick. That's all you need to know."
 * "Nick."
 * "Nick. Not that it matters, 'cuz I think we should split up when this thing opens."
 * "Name's Nick." (3 versions)
 * "I'm Nicolas... Nick."
 * "You can call me Nick." (2 versions)
 * "Hey Coach, call me Nick.
 * "Coach, you can call me Nick."
 * "Kid, the name's Nick." (2 versions)
 * [While in the elevator and another Survivor is dead]
 * "And then there were three."
 * "We're pretty screwed."
 * "Was it Ellis? Doesn't matter now."
 * "I think it was Coach. Don't matter now."
 * "I think she said she was Rochelle."
 * [If Rochelle has the most kills by the time you get to the elevator]
 * "You did good out there, Rochelle."
 * "I bet there's gonna be somethin' waiting for us out there. So let's get ready."
 * "Alright, we're all friends now. Get ready."
 * "Search these rooms, might be somethin' we can use."

The Streets

 * "Sounds good to me!"
 * "A gun store sounds like a fine place to stop."
 * Nick: "I guess living here's finally paying off."
 * Coach: "Mister, I don't think I like your attitude."
 * Nick: "Whatever."
 * "Get me to the mall and I'll make it worth your while."
 * "Mall must be close."
 * "Over the dumpster."
 * "Over this dumpster."
 * [Entering Whitaker's Gun Shop]
 * "Candy store for adults!"
 * "Let's grab some guns, we got shit to shoot!"
 * "I'm not legally allowed to own a gun... hope everyone's okay with that."
 * [Talking to Whitaker before entering the Mall]
 * "So let me get this straight: we get you your shit and you'll help us get to the mall, right? Okay, you screw us, and I will kill you with your own gun."
 * "Thanks for the guns, honestly. We all appreciate it. But you better not be screwing with us."
 * "Sure. Why not?"
 * "Sir, for the use of this gun, I am willing to go get you your Cola."
 * "Get ready, this is gonna set off the alarm!"
 * "Get the Cola!"
 * "Grab the Cola!"
 * "Somebody grab the Cola!"
 * "I got his Cola, let's go!"
 * "We got it, let's go!"
 * "Got the Cola!"
 * "Barrier's down, let's get out of here!"
 * "There goes the tanker; Let's get out of here!"
 * "That's one way to open a path!"
 * "I gotta respect that!"
 * "THAT is how you clear a path!"
 * "I'll be damned. We actually made it to the mall!"
 * "Well we made it! Let's hope there's still somebody here."
 * "Okay, we made it! Let's hope there's still somebody here."
 * "Okay, we made it to the mall. Barely."

The Mall

 * "If anyone sees a men's store, let me know. I've got blood on my suit." (Possible reference to the Spy from Team Fortress 2)
 * "Let's go find the evacuation center. I'm already sick of this place."
 * "Ugh, God, I hate malls!"
 * [Upon spotting the store "Disco Pants and Hair Cuts"]
 * "Disco pants and haircuts. Man, lots of space in this mall." (Reference to The Blues Brothers)
 * "Up this escalator!"
 * "Down that escalator!"
 * "I'm get a sinking feeling this alarm's gonna get us some attention."
 * "I got a sick feeling this alarm's gonna get us some attention."
 * "Keep going up!"
 * "Up, up, keep moving!"
 * "Turn off that alarm!"
 * "We gotta turn off this alarm!"
 * "We need to turn off this alarm!"
 * "Is there some way to turn off this alarm?!"
 * "How do we turn this alarm off?"
 * "Got it."
 * "Alarm off!"
 * "Thanks for turning off that alarm!"
 * "Man, that was driving me crazy!"
 * "You know what, I can take the zombies, but not that goddamn noise!"
 * "Agh, Jesus, I knew it! There's nothing here!"
 * "Okay, so the evac station's abandoned, annnnd we're at the center of a zombie-filled building. On the bright side? We're all probably gonna die."
 * "CEDA. Leaving me twice in one day, lesson learned."
 * "No one's alive in here."
 * "We aren't getting saved!"

The Atrium

 * [Seeing Jimmy Gibbs Jr. Poster]
 * "Who the hell is Jimmy Gibbs Jr.?"
 * "I'm getting sick at looking at this guy's face!"
 * "Really? 'Cause he looks like an asshole."
 * "HELL YEAH! Next stop: New Orleans!"
 * "Hit it, Ellis!"
 * "What a fun road trip this'll be."

The Riverbank
[Alt] "Okay, listen to me, jackass, lower the goddamn bridge so we can drive our goddamn car across!" [Alt] "Bite me, Colonel Sanders!" (2 versions)
 * [Start of Campaign; talking with Francis]
 * Nick: "I'm telling you the last goddamn time: Lower the goddamn bridge, you greasy vest-wearing monkey!"
 * Francis: "Go to Hell, suit."

[Alt] "Would you lighten up?... Man, no one can take a joke anymore." [Alt] "Coach, no time for cake. I'll keep an eye out for some, okay, buddy?"
 * [In response to Francis, who states he is a cop]
 * "That guy's no cop."
 * "I'll tell ya' somethin'. That guy is no cop."
 * "So we find this historic section, go under the river, and then we kick that biker-dude's ass, right?"
 * [When talking to Zoey]
 * Zoey: "Sorry I can't lower the bridge."
 * Nick: "That's terrific, cupcake. Look, is there a man up there we can talk to?"
 * Zoey: "Boohoo, I don't know what to do... Go to Hell, Colonel Sanders!"
 * Rochelle: "I can't believe you used to be a con artist."
 * Nick: "Hey, lighten up. Man, no one can take a joke anymore."
 * [Upon seeing Foot Locker]
 * "Search these lockers!"
 * "What's in here?"
 * "Let's see what's in here!"
 * "Let's open this up."
 * "Check it out. Open it up!"
 * [Reacting to the Bride Witch]
 * "Careful. I've seen a bride just like this before."
 * Coach: "Man, I hope we don't see a Tank in a tuxedo."
 * "Wedding music, and a crying woman left at the altar. This is bringing back some bad memories."
 * "Wedding dress, crying... this brings back some bad memories."
 * "Careful... I've seen a bride just like this before."
 * "Ellis. Maybe you should grab that dress for your new girlfriend."
 * "Ah Christ, this is more depressing than zombies."
 * "Ah shit, a wedding... this is more depressing than the zombies."
 * "I hate going to weddings."
 * "It's not easy to get blood out of a wedding dress... don't ask me how I know that."
 * "I think we're a little late for this wedding."
 * [Mocking Ellis' accent]
 * "Hey, Ellis, look! It's another angel!"
 * [Upon crowning a Bride Witch]
 * "Honeymoon's over... bitch!"
 * "That has been a fantasy of mine for a long, long time."
 * "He ain't comin' back, honey."
 * "Now that's a shotgun wedding."
 * [Upon startling a Bride Witch]
 * "Here comes the bride!"
 * [Upon being attacked by a Bride Witch]
 * "This bride is killing me!"
 * [When Coach is looking for the wedding cake]
 * "Coach, no time for cake."

The Underground
[Alt] "What's the matter, sweetie? Playin' hard to get?" [Alt] "Should we wait until they finish?"
 * [Safe room]
 * "I don't have a problem with leaving the car AND you behind. Okay, Ellis?"
 * "If anybody sees any hand sanitizer, let me know."
 * Coach: "You're not scared of one little germ, are you, Nick?"
 * Nick: "One germ nearly wiped out the entire human race, so YES!"
 * [Alternate Line]
 * Rochelle: (laughs) "You're kidding, right?"
 * Nick: "Yeah, hahaha, a little more hand sanitizer and we wouldn't be in this mess."
 * "Boiled nuts? Coach, come on, what is wrong with you southerners?"
 * [Teasing Rochelle about Francis]
 * "What's the matter, Rochelle? Playin' hard to get?"
 * "I saw the way you were lookin' at him!"
 * "Look, there are probably ten guys left on the planet, Rochelle, and you aren't getting any younger, sweetie."
 * [Upon entering the tattoo parlor]
 * "Y'know, I've never done a color tattoo before..."
 * "Who wants a tattoo?"
 * "Hey Ellis, maybe you should get a tattoo of that Zoey girl on your butt."
 * "Ellis, did you get that girl's name? 'Cause I can tattoo it on your ass. She'll like that."
 * "Rochelle, do you want me to tattoo your boyfriend's name on your arm? I'll just write 'Greasy Pig', we all know who we're talking about."
 * "I'm gonna get one that says no."
 * [Upon seeing the suitcase full of guns and money]
 * "I like the way this guy packs!"
 * "Don't mind if I do."
 * [While crossing the plank several stories above ground]
 * "Let's hurry across the plank before a Smoker gets us."
 * "Watch out for Chargers."
 * "Watch out for Smokers."
 * "Over this plank."
 * "Okay, let's cross this plank, quick."
 * "Don't look down. Watch yourself on this thing."
 * "Cross quick before a Smoker grabs ya'."
 * [Upon seeing the Midnight Riders' tourbus]
 * "I must be dreaming."
 * "Did anyone else see that?!"
 * "What in the hell was that?!"
 * [Upon entering the sewers]
 * "Oh, this is some gross shit."
 * "A sewer filled with bodies! This is sanitary."
 * [After entering the water]
 * "It's just a storm sewer, it is just a STORM sewer..."
 * Ellis: "Don't smell like one."
 * Nick: "Ellis, I need this."
 * Rochelle: "Hey Nick! Splash fight?"
 * Nick: "NOOOOO!"
 * [Alt] "Don't you dare."
 * "Seriously, look, I'll give any one of ya' a thousand bucks to whoever gives me a piggyback ride." [Note: the subtitles say "dollars" but Nick says "bucks"]
 * "I am breathing shit air into my lungs. It is being absorbed into my bloodstream. I am literally full of shit."
 * "Here's a pleasant thought: Any one of us gets pounced, we're going to be fully submerged in shit water."
 * "Seriously, is nobody else freaked out right now? We are walking through a sewer."
 * "I am walking through a toilet. Thank you, Jimmy Gibbs."
 * [To self]
 * "Hey Nick, what's new? Oh, not much, I couldn't drive Jimmy Gibbs' stock car over a bridge, so I'm crawlin' through a shit-filled sewer so I can lower it. You?"
 * [In response to Ellis' comment about his suit]
 * "I hate you, Ellis!"
 * Ellis: "Well, I still like you, Nick."
 * [During the Gauntlet Crescendo]
 * "Goddammit! Back into the shit water!"
 * "Shit! Back in the toilet."
 * "Back in the water."
 * "Don't stop in the sewer!"
 * Nick: "Yeah, a tunnel. I guess you're right, Coach. History is coming alive."
 * Coach: "Shut up, Nick!"
 * Ellis: "Actually, I think it's true."
 * Coach: "Both of you, shut up!"
 * [During the tour]
 * "So... it's an antique basement, then... fantastic."
 * "Looks like the tour is in the Jazz Club."
 * "You're right, Coach, you're so right... history is coming alive."
 * "Why is everything historic always so goddamn filthy?"
 * [Upon see the "Phase Two" sign]
 * "Phase Two—does this even go through?"
 * "From one con man to another: five bucks for this? I tip my hat to you, Rayford."
 * "Jesus Christ, what did we just pay five bucks for?"
 * "Five goddamn dollars for an under the river tour. Well played, Rayford... well played."

The Port
[Alt] "Nick, you need to find a woman who hates herself. Then she'll love you." [Alt] "Nick. Leave him alone." [Alt] "A-B-C. Always be closing." (taken from Alec Baldwin's speech in Glengarry Glen Ross) [Alt] "What? I'm a closer."
 * [While in the Safe Room]
 * Nick: "So we're about to see that girl again—what's her name, Zoey?"
 * Ellis: "Okay, you know what? No need to remind me, Nick. I'm a nervous wreck over here."
 * Nick: "What are you nervous about? You had your chance, and you didn't do shit. Now, you can watch Nick take care of business."
 * Rochelle: "Nick, being one of the last two women alive, I can safely say at least half of the women in this world hate you."
 * [In response to Rochelle defending Ellis when Nick teases him about Zoey]
 * "What? I'm a handsome man."
 * "What? I'm a handsome man. What can I tell ya'?"
 * [In response to Ellis asking how he looks]
 * Nick: "Like you ran through a sewer."
 * Ellis: "Well, there's a turd on your shoulder."
 * Nick: "I'm not even gonna look."
 * "I don't trust that biker. He better still be here."
 * [In response to Rochelle, who states that Francis will still be on the bridge]
 * "You know him that well?"
 * "You got a good feeling about every scumbag that lives on a bridge?"
 * [When filling up the Generator]
 * "Why is everything always empty?"
 * "Why doesn't anything ever have enough gas in it!?"
 * [When meeting Francis for the second time]
 * Francis: "Never thought a fancy ass like you would have made it this far."
 * Nick: "That's funny, because I knew your lazy ass would still be here."
 * "I guess they'll help right? First we fill up Jimmy Gibbs' car with gas, now a generator. What next? Don't answer that, Ellis."
 * [When Francis makes a kill]
 * "I owe you one, Francis."
 * "Nice shot, Francis!"
 * [When Zoey makes a kill]
 * "Zoey!"
 * "Zoey, all right!"
 * "Nice shot, Zoey!"
 * [When Louis makes a kill]
 * "You're a badass with that gun, Louis!"
 * "Louis, I'm beginning to like you and your gun!"
 * "Hey Louis, are you sure you don't wanna come with us? We can leave Ellis behind."
 * [Picking up an item that Zoey, Francis or Louis throw down]
 * "That's what we need."
 * "Shit! Thanks!"
 * "Thanks, we'll make good use of this!"
 * "Sorry if I was rude before, you guys are all right!"
 * "Thanks pal! Got it, thank you!"
 * [To Francis]
 * "Thanks, greaseball!"
 * [To Zoey]
 * "Thanks, babe!"
 * [To Louis]
 * "Thanks, Louis!"
 * [Upon reaching Jimmy Gibbs' car]
 * "Hit it, Ellis!"
 * "I hope those three are gonna be okay!"
 * "Don't worry Ellis, plenty of fish in the sea!"
 * "Next stop: New Orleans!"
 * "Thanks guys, you good?"
 * "Thank you, good luck out there, eh?"
 * "You three take care of yourselves! And thanks, we won't forget this!"
 * "Be safe, you three!"
 * "Thanks, we gotta run!"
 * "Get to the car! Get to the car!"
 * "Thanks to you three! Good luck!"
 * "I actually think I might miss one of these guys."

The Highway
[Alt] "Goddamn you, Jimmy Gibbs Jr.!"
 * "I hate to be the bearer of bad news guys, but unless Ellis knows how to build a monster truck, we ain't driving through this.
 * Ellis: "Sorry, guys. Guess it wasn't such a hot idea after all."
 * Nick: "Don't sweat it, Ellis. At least you got us out of that mall."
 * Ellis(if Nick says Alt):"That's not cool, Nick."
 * [In response to Coach explaining he went to Whispering Oaks Amusement Park as a kid]
 * "Oh good. Now we can all die there as adults."
 * "I think our options are keep moving down the road towards those lights or die here. Anyone in the "die here" camp? No? Then let's move out."
 * [Upon seeing abandoned cars]
 * Nick: "These abandoned cars go on for miles!"
 * Coach: "Maybe they left em' when they got rescued."
 * Nick: "That's... one theory."
 * [Upon noticing the burned bodies in the pool at the motel]
 * (whistles) "Those people sucked at high diving."
 * "They're not kidding when they say no lifeguards on duty."
 * [While going down the hill]
 * "Whoa, shit!"
 * "Christ."
 * [After going down the hill, and Ellis makes a comment about going downhill being "fun"]
 * "Falling and breaking my neck is not a fun time, Ellis."

The Fairgrounds
[Alt] "You guys are jaded. I used to have his toys when I was just bite-sized. That little stuffed peanut is the best friend a boy could have." [Alt] "You're a real comedian, Nick."
 * [In the Safe Room]
 * Coach: "Hey the Midnight Riders! I used to love that band!"
 * Nick: "Never heard of 'em. They any good?"
 * Coach: "Hell yes! I have ALL their albums — even their new stuff that ain't no good! Best light show in the business, though."
 * [While looking at the Lil' Peanut cutout]
 * "I do not like that little peanut man."
 * Ellis: "Man, how can you not like Lil' Peanut? I love this little guy!"
 * "Anybody else find this peanut thing a little terrifying?"
 * [After Ellis screams "Kiddie Land"]
 * "He's like a five year old. With guns. And a comprehensive grasp of every swear word in the English language."
 * "Now I want to ride one."
 * [Before the Crescendo Event]
 * "You gotta be this tall to get in here, Ellis. Sorry, buddy. You'll be missed."
 * Ellis: " Ha Ha. Aren't you a real comedian."
 * "Nice fencing. Looks like a federal carousel penitentiary."
 * "A fenced-in carousel. Is this where they took child prisoners on day trips?"
 * Coach: "If we make this out alive, I'm taking y'all to a steak dinner."
 * Nick: "Buddy, if you get me out of this alive, I will deep-fry you an entire goddamn cow."
 * [Upon seeing the switch to the Crescendo Event]
 * "We need to turn on this power to open the gate. You know what I think it's gonna activate everything else around here."
 * [In the Safe Room]
 * "Why couldn't I have been in Vegas when the Infection hit, or even Atlantic City? Instead, I'm trapped in some goddamn hillbilly tunnel of love. Did you see that sign out front? Cousins-only day today."
 * "This is the most relaxing safe room I've ever been in!"

The Coaster
[Alt] "Ha, ha, ha."
 * [In the beginning of the Tunnel of Love]
 * Nick: You got your wish Ellis—we're in an amusement park ride."
 * Ellis: "This ain't that kind of ride, Nick. [Whispering] This is where you make out with your girlfriend."
 * Nick:Why couldn't we be in Vegas when the infection hit? Instead I'm stuck in this redneck tunnel of love. You see the sign out front? It's cousins only day.
 * [Alternate Line]
 * Nick: "Bringing back any memories, Coach? You, a cheeseburger, romance in the air..."
 * Coach: "How many tunnel of love memories YOU got, Nick?"
 * Nick: "Pfft. Huh. Several. Easy."
 * [Alternate Line]
 * Coach: Nick, I was on the football team. Coach did just fine.
 * [While moving through the Tunnel of Love]
 * "You could almost call this a cement river, Ellis!"
 * Ellis: "Yeah, very funny."
 * "Into the swan maintenance room of love!"
 * "This is the longest tunnel of love I've ever seen!"
 * "Hmm. Okay, that got us around the block."
 * [In the air duct shortcut]
 * "This isn't very romantic."
 * [While running on the coaster tracks]
 * "These Infected do NOT respect lines!"
 * "Thank God this doesn't do a loop."
 * "Just follow the tracks!"
 * "I hate roller coasters."
 * "Make sure to call out if you get pulled."

The Barns
[Alt] "Ugh! What's that smell?" [Alt] Rochelle: "Smells like... a white suit... that hasn't been dry cleaned in about a month."
 * [When viewing a dead animal in the barns]
 * "Looks like the H in 4H stands for Hell."
 * Ellis: "Smells like dead zombies. Everything's startin' to smell like that lately."

The Concert

 * [In the Safe Room, in response to Coach's plan]
 * "Coach, that is the stupidest idea I've ever agreed with"
 * "I know I'm going to regret this, but turn it up!"
 * "Okay, we'll set off the pyrotechnics, but I'm telling you right now. I AM NOT GOING TO AIR GUITAR."
 * "I think I know how to start the finale; hit the button labeled 'Finale'."
 * "When I hit this tape, it's gonna blare some old people's rock music and start the finale. Get ready."
 * "Unless someone else has a better idea, lets rock."
 * "Coach, when I start this finale, you aren't gonna start dancing are you? Ahh, screw it, I'm hitting it."
 * "If you have any taste, cover your ears. I'm starting the finale."
 * "Hit the flash bangs!"
 * "I think the copter pilot wants us to turn it down."
 * "Ellis, I'm sorry to ruin your day, but I think your heroes are lip-singers. There's a button here labeled 'Finale'."
 * [After seeing the helicopter]
 * "Coach, you're a genius! This worked!"
 * "It worked! I love you, Coach!"
 * "Great, following shiny lights in the sky. We're like freaking cats and a laser pointer."

Plank Country
[Alt] "I shot a zombie. He was a zombie, Ellis. He must have gotten bitten before he picked us up."
 * [In response to Ellis' reaction to him killing the pilot]
 * "Well he wasn't doing a very good job once he became a zombie, now was he?"
 * Rochelle: "That's true. If I had to pick a low point in the flight, it would probably be when he stopped flying the chopper and... attacked us. Anyone know where we are?"
 * Nick: "I can't believe none of you were going to shoot him."
 * [In response to Ellis talking about the blood farmers]
 * "Jesus Christ, Ellis, like the goddamn zombies aren't bad enough."
 * "I don't think they like the military out here."
 * "This is all messed up..."
 * [When crossing the river in Plank Country]
 * Rochelle: "Nick, what do you think the odds are that the swamp people are still alive?"
 * Nick: "What alive and Infected, or alive and not zombies?"
 * Rochelle: "Not zombies."
 * Nick: "100 to 1."
 * Rochelle: "Sounds about right."
 * [When jumping into deep water]
 * Nick: "Shit! All this swamp is gonna ruin my white suit!"
 * Rochelle: (laughs) "You mean the one with zombie brains all over it? That one?"
 * Nick: "Brains come out, swamp water doesn't. Don't ask me how I know that."

The Swamp

 * [When seeing the downed passenger jet]
 * "I guess walking isn't so bad."
 * [Before triggering the emergency door in the jet]
 * "We can get through this door."
 * "I think it's a safe bet to say an alarm will sound when we open this door."
 * "We have to open this door."
 * "Someone open the door."
 * "The emergency exit is the only way."
 * [When opening the door]
 * "I'm opening the door."
 * "Get ready, I'm opening the door."
 * [When low on Health]
 * "I am not dying in this goddamn swamp."
 * "I am not going to become gator food..."
 * ​Rochelle: "So what do you think is going to kill us? Gators, snakes, bugs, or mud people?
 * Nick: You're forgetting one thing—from the way we're shooting? Each other."

The Milltown
[Seeing the sign at the first gas station]
 * "What are we supposed to signal him with?"
 * Ellis: "Oh, there's flares in the gun bag."
 * Nick: "What gun bag?
 * Ellis: "You didn't grab the guns?
 * Nick: "ME? Who died and made me the gun monitor?
 * Ellis: "Pretty much everybody."
 * Rochelle: "This should be easy. We just need to grab some diesel."
 * Nick: You wanna hear a prediction?"
 * Everyone in synchronization: "No."
 * Nick: "There's not gonna be any gas. Watch."
 * "No gas. See? What'd I say?"
 * [Alt] "No gas. Terrific, this is just great."
 * "Out of gas!"
 * Ellis: "Looks like we gotta head to this Ducatel place."
 * Nick: "What makes you think they still have gas?"
 * Coach: "'Cause if they don't, we're gonna be stuck here forever, Nick."

The Sugar Mill

 * "The last time I saw this many crying women was at my wedding."
 * "DAMN! There are so many witches!" [Nick laughs] "I bet they all cry because I dumped them all."

Mill Escape

 * "Back through the field."
 * "Everybody in the elevator!"
 * "We can take the elevator back up!"
 * "Up that/this pipe!"
 * "Everyone back down the stairs."
 * "We can cross over that tank!"
 * "We can get across the water here/there!"
 * "Cross here!"
 * "Man, it's all flooded!"
 * "It's a lake down there!"
 * "There's the Ducatel sign, we're almost out of here!"

Return to Town

 * "I remember this, we're going the right way!" (2 versions)
 * "I saw this on the way in, we're going the right way!" (2 versions)
 * "Get to higher ground!"
 * "Here comes the rain!"
 * "Storm coming!"
 * "Stay close!"
 * "I can't see a damn thing!"
 * "Blind as a damn bat!"

Town Escape

 * [Unused Lines]
 * "The sign's out!"
 * "Somebody restart the sign!"

The Waterfront
[Alt] "Yeah, well, seeing the bridge and getting there are two different things."
 * "I... have not... come this far... to die now."
 * [When the fighter jets fly by]
 * Coach: "Alright! The military's still here!"
 * Nick: "You don't evacuate people in fighter jets."
 * [Alternative when the fighter jets fly by]
 * Coach: "They still flyin' jets!"
 * Nick: "I wonder if that's a good news."
 * Coach: "It means they haven't abandoned N'awlins."
 * [In response to Coach saying how close they are to the bridge]
 * "You mean that blurry line in the horizon? Let's not get ahead of ourselves."
 * [Unused Lines]
 * "All we have to do is find the freeway, it'll take us to the bridge."
 * "Let's head inland."
 * "Let's get off the dock."
 * "Woah... military's still here."
 * "I kinda remember the city a little different."
 * "I was hoping the city'd be in better shape."
 * "Looks like they're still holding on to the city."
 * "The city is a mess!"
 * "This used to be a beautiful city."

The Park
[Alt] "Goddammit, you are messed up." [Alt] "Hooey, why we headin' there?" [Alt] "Wait... we are going it together right?"
 * [Response to Ellis' horse comment]
 * Nick: "You ever eat horse? It's tasty."
 * Ellis: "Horses are for ridin', not eatin', Nick."
 * "From the looks of this park, I'm glad we didn't arrive early."
 * "In this courtyard."
 * "Through the park."
 * [Upon seeing the bathrooms]
 * "Oh man, it smells awful in here."
 * "It reeks like... piss."
 * Ellis: "I think it smells kinda nice.
 * Nick: "You're screwed up in the head, you know that?"
 * [Upon seeing uninfected dead bodies]
 * Nick: "Jesus! These are people! They were shooting people! I told you I had a bad feeling about this."
 * [Alternate Lines] "These bodies are not infected."
 * "They made them prove they were healthy enough to walk that far..."
 * Coach: "How's it feel to be so right, Nick?"
 * Nick: "Not good..."
 * [Before starting The Park's Crescendo Event]
 * Nick: "As soon as we open that door, get ready to run for the tower."
 * Ellis: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait... why we goin' to the tower?"
 * Nick: "We run to the tower, and we turn off the alarm!"
 * Ellis: "Oh! Okay, okay, I get it!"
 * Nick: "Of course we're going together."
 * [Alternate Line]
 * Nick: "As soon as that door opens, get ready to run for the tower."
 * Coach: "Got to agree with that."
 * [Upon starting The Park's Crescendo Event]
 * "And... let's go, let's go!"
 * "And... let's go, let's go, let's go!"
 * "Run to the tower!"
 * "Somebody's gotta turn off the alarm!"
 * "Turn off the alarm!"
 * [Upon reaching the gun table half way through the Crescendo]
 * "Grab a gun!"
 * "Better guns!"
 * [Turning off the alarm]
 * "Alarm is off!"
 * "Off!"
 * "I got it!"
 * "Jesus, it was open season on everything out here."
 * [Upon taking a Nightstick from a dead Riot Infected]
 * "I used to steal these from cops back in high school."
 * "If my friends ever saw me usin' a cop's gun..."
 * [Unused Line]
 * "Looks like the military took over."

The Cemetery

 * "There's the freeway."
 * "Anybody see an on ramp?"
 * "We can get to it through here."
 * "Freeway."
 * [Response to Ellis' fear of ghosts]
 * "Ellis, you're carrying, like ten different guns."
 * [Upon seeing the hash marks on the barricaded bedroom wall]
 * "Does this guy's scorecard mean what I think it means?"
 * "You think he was keeping track of zombies?"
 * [Upon entering the Impound Lot]
 * "O-ho-ho-ho-ho, watch where you shoot!"
 * "Careful, carrrefullll..."
 * "You have GOT to be kidding me!"
 * "Do not shoot any of the cars!"
 * "What a nightmare."
 * [If more than one car is shot]
 * How many of those cars are you gonna shoot?!
 * "If you wanna shoot cars, let's shoot cars!"
 * [After reaching the freeway after the impound lot]
 * "Hey, I think we're gonna make it!"
 * "We made it, I can't believe we actually made it!"
 * "Finally up to the freeway."
 * "Get up here, get up here!"
 * [Fighter jets blow up the freeway]
 * "OH, COME ON!"
 * "What the f-!"
 * "What the hell are they doing!?"
 * "Everybody ok?"
 * "Was that aimed at us?"
 * "Guess it's back off the freeway."
 * [In response to Coach saying not to panic]
 * "You sure we shouldn't we just panic? I mean, I think panic was invented for just this sort of situation!"
 * [If Nick was the first one to get out or the only one to get to the freeway after the bombs drop]
 * "They're blowing this bridge to cover a retreat, now if we wanna come with them we better hurry"
 * [Unused Lines]
 * "It's a goddamn maze!"
 * "Which way?"

The Quarter
[Alt] "Well, it's official. They're trying to kill US now."
 * [Upon seeing The Parade]
 * "Look, Ellis! A tractor."
 * "Looks like our milk run just became a marathon."
 * "Someone start the tractor."
 * "We can use that float to get across."
 * "You know what? We can use that float to get across."
 * [When the tractor is in place]
 * "Our ride's here!"
 * [Upon entering the sewers]
 * "I am not going in the se— Ah screw it! Let's go."
 * "Oh Christ, not the sewer."
 * "Ugh. What's that SMELL?"
 * [In The Quarter's Safe Room, as bombs are being dropped]
 * "Christ, those guys are such assholes."
 * "Looks like they've run out of bridges to bomb."
 * "The bridge!"
 * "We can get up to the bridge deck through here."
 * [Unused lines]
 * "If things were different, I could really enjoy this place."
 * "We have to find the bridge again!"
 * "God, I love pool."
 * "Ok, anybody up for a game?"

The Bridge

 * [In The Bridge's Safe Room]
 * Nick: "Before we run across this bridge right toward the people who've been dropping bombs on us, anyone wanna talk about a Plan B?"
 * Ellis: "I don't."
 * Coach: "No."
 * Nick: "Alright then, let's go."
 * [Unused Line]
 * "Ok, so we're on the wrong side of the river."
 * [Alternate Line]
 * Coach: "Alright, alright, alright. We're gonna stroll across that bridge, and the army's gonna take care of us."
 * Nick: "Or, they're gonna line us up against the wall, and shoot us."
 * Coach: "Well, you're free to make yourself a new life right here in this room, Nick."
 * Nick: "Okay, alright, let's go."
 * "Safety's on the other side of this bridge."
 * "Let's lower that bridge."
 * "I'm hitting it. Get ready!"
 * [Responding to the military on the radio]
 * "Hello?"
 * "Ok, we're heading over now!"
 * "Watch out for the hole!"
 * "Watch out for Chargers on these ledges!" (2 versions)
 * "Keep moving across the bridge!"
 * "Watch your step."
 * "Don't let the Tank punch you off the bridge."
 * "Watch out for cars."
 * "Don't get punched off!"
 * "Get on top of the truck!"
 * [When seeing the helicopter at finale]
 * "To the chopper!"
 * "Get to the chopper!"
 * "Chopper's starting, let's go!"
 * [Unused Lines]
 * "Argh! Don't destroy the bridge!"
 * "They're blowing up the bridge!"
 * "We're on the bridge!" (2 versions)
 * "Woah! We're on the bridge!"
 * "We are on the bridge."
 * "Stop! We're on the bridge!"
 * "Chopper looks fixed, let's go!"
 * [In response to a question about why the bridge is being destroyed]
 * "To stop the zombies from crossing."
 * "To stop the zombies!"

Friendly Fire

 * "Are you really gonna shoot the guy in a $3,000 suit? Come on!"
 * "Are you really gonna shoot a guy in a $3,000 suit? Come on!"
 * "You know, it's not alright you are shooting me!"
 * "Never shoot me again!"
 * "Do not shoot me!"
 * "You are shooting me!" (2 versions)
 * "Well thank you for ventilating my suit."
 * "Why would you think shooting me is a good idea?"
 * "Let's try shooting zombies instead of people, okay?"
 * "You wanna watch where you're shooting?"
 * "Damn! ...You suck at shooting."
 * "You do not want to be shooting me."
 * "Shoot me again, and I'll drop ya'."
 * "You shoot me again, and I will drop you."
 * "Shoot me again. Shoot me again, I dare ya'."
 * "Stop shooting me!" (3 versions)
 * "Stop - Shooting me, doesn't get us, anywhere!"
 * "You do that again and I will bury you alive."
 * "Can we not shoot each other, please?"
 * "Can you stop shooting me?"
 * "Can we stop shooting each other?" (2 versions)
 * "Question: Can we not shoot each other?"
 * "Can we not shoot each other?" (2 versions)
 * "I don't know who started this shit, 'kay? But let's just stop the friendly fire right now."
 * "I don't know who started this shit, but let's just stop the friendly fire right now, 'kay?"
 * "Let's not mess this up by shooting each other, okay?"
 * "Unless you want to be picking your teeth up off the floor, stop shooting me."
 * "Stop shooting each other!"
 * "I don't wanna hear any excuses, just stop shooting me!"
 * "You do realize that you're shooting me right?"
 * "You're shooting me again!"
 * "Don't shoot each other!"
 * [When The Tank is Nearby]
 * "NOT ME! SHOOT THE TANK!"
 * "Hey, shoot the TANK!"
 * "Agh, the TANK!"
 * "The Tank, hotshot! Shoot the Tank!"
 * "It's 12 ft tall, 6 ft wide. How are you shooting me?"
 * "It's the size of a truck, how are you missing?"
 * "Come on, shoot the TANK! Not me!"
 * [Accused of Friendly Fire]
 * "If you'd looked out, you wouldn't get hit!"

Shot by Ellis

 * "DUMBSHIT!"
 * [Mocking Ellis]
 * "Y'all wanna stop shooting me?"
 * "Jesus Christ, Ellis, like the goddamn zombies aren't bad enough."
 * "Christ, Ellis, as if the zombies aren't bad enough."
 * "Ellis, come on man!"
 * "Hey, sport? Watch where you're shooting."

Shot by Coach

 * "Coach, c'mon."
 * "Coach, don't shoot me!"

Shot by Rochelle

 * "Sweetheart? Don't shoot me."
 * "Rochelle!" (2 versions)
 * "Ro! Just, just stop, okay."

Scavenge

 * [At the beginning of Scavenge Mode]
 * "Let's get some gas."
 * [Pouring gas into the tank]
 * "Come on... Come-onnn..."
 * "Piece of shit gas, GET IN THE CAR!"
 * "How big is the tank in this thing?"
 * "Get. In. The. Tank!"
 * "Hurry up... hurry up..."
 * [After winning a Scavenge Match]
 * "We're makin' it look easy!"

Badwater Basin

 * "We have to push what?" (2 versions)

Cold-theme line

 * "Goddamn, it's cold."
 * "Storm isn't gonna give up."
 * "Ellis, we're not gonna have a snowball fight."
 * "Ellis, don't look like you're having fun."

Train-theme lines

 * "We need to get to the train station."
 * "Hey, Ellis! Whoop whoop!"
 * "All aboard, whoop whoop!"

Unused
These quotes appear in the game files but are not used in-game


 * [Hearing a Special Infected]
 * "Is someone beating a horse?"
 * "What is that, is somebody beating a horse or what?"
 * "What the hell is that noise?"
 * "You hear that? I guess zombies weren't bad enough."
 * "You hear that?"
 * "Can you hear that?"
 * "What is that noise?"
 * "I have no idea what that noise is."
 * "Eh, something we're gonna have to kill."
 * [Upon joining a game]
 * "Hello." (3 versions)
 * "Y'ello."
 * "I'm here."
 * "Ok, I'm here."
 * "We're all here."
 * (Used if he is the 4th Survivor to join)
 * "You know how many germs are on that thing?" (2 versions)
 * "Ugh, it's like rotten eggs here. Does nobody else smell that?"
 * "Ugh, what's that smell?"
 * "Are we busting out or in?"
 * "Over the bus!"
 * "Zombies didn't take down this helicopter."
 * "Oh, this is cosy."
 * "Well this is bad."
 * "Yes, I do know why they bury them above ground."
 * "The city of the dead."
 * "Well thank God for small favors."
 * "Your mom's car." (2 versions)
 * "To the shipyard!"
 * The boardwalk still smells like popcorn and this back alley still stinks like piss. [Possibly Dark Carnival]
 * Of course it's full of zombies. The whole god damn world is full of zombies. See you in a few minutes. [Possibly used in conversation with military at bridge]
 * You know what I like best about your stories, Ellis? The sound they make when they stop.
 * "Because all you think about is ribs, Coach."
 * I trust you. You look like a man who knows his donuts.
 * HELICOPTER. It is a HELICOPTER. You call that thing a 'whirly-bird' one more time, I'll beat you SO bad, your sister's gonna wish she never gave birth to you. [Unused line from start of The Hotel in Dead Center campaign]
 * Crumbs? Really, Coach? That's how you swear? [Unused line from The Hotel]
 * No, Ellis, I've never seen anything like this. [Unused line from Atrium Finale, just before Survivors get into elevator]
 * Hm. This'd be really awkward if I gave a shit about your feelings.
 * Hey Ellis, you like taters?
 * And we're gonna have to destroy this rubble pile.
 * And we're gonna have to destroy this gate.
 * Whoa! The walkway broke! [This line was likely used in the beta versions of the game where sometimes the walkways in the swamp would break]
 * Let's use the monorail to get over that fence. [An unused Dark Carnival line from early The Coaster map]
 * Somebody's in the control room!
 * Hey, let us in!
 * Open up.
 * Don't make us shoot our way into the control room.
 * Open the door now, you can drive and we'll all ride shotgun.
 * Come on, man, help us.
 * Are you going to help us out?
 * What are you, an unfriendly hippie? I thought you all had to be friendly?
 * Is there any way I could talk you into helping us?
 * Okay, maybe we can help you. Ellis here is a mechanic.
 * No one else is alive here, okay? There's gotta be some sort of deal we can work out.
 * Just name it. Anything.
 * I am going to regret saying this, but sure. What do you need?
 * Okay, okay that's a start. What do you need?
 * Why don't you just call for help now?
 * Okay, fine, we'll put on the finale show.
 * Okay, we'll do it. Sure.
 * Why in the hell not, yes we'll do it.
 * Wow, yeah. That's really cool. I'm sure Dusty will be honored.
 * I bet he's got a working shower in there and he isn't using it.
 * Always a stinking hippie. I swear to god, it always come back to making a stinking hippie happy.
 * I don't think we have a choice.
 * There better be gas in that tour bus.
 * For once, I wish we would have just stumbled onto some cops.
 * There's the bus!
 * There's the tour bus! Get into the garage!
 * Get to the garage!
 * He kept his word! Let's go!
 * Into the garage!
 * Garage is open!
 * Just go, just go, he isn't coming with us.
 * Goodbye, my hippie friend!
 * Goodbye, Mr. Hippie!
 * We can jump down the elevator shaft!
 * Down this shaft!
 * ASS! Haaaaaaaaaaa!!!
 * "One time, one time!"
 * "Things could be worse."