Zoey/Quotes and Captions

A list of Zoey's Quotes and cut quotes, also known as Captions, in Left 4 Dead.

Intro

 * [ When crying is heard ] "Someone's still alive!"
 * [ When Louis startles the Witch ] "Run like Hell!"
 * "Fire in the hole!"
 * "Go! I'll hold them off!"
 * [ At the end of the intro ] "Francis!"

General

 * "I think we should go."
 * "Look out!"
 * "Mind getting the door?"
 * "Oh no! Not short-term parking!"
 * "Great...(slowly) That makes me the last woman on Earth."
 * "Francis, whatever you do, don't take off your shoes."
 * "You're an optimist, I'll give you that, Louis."
 * [ At the end of a chapter ] "Killer!"
 * [At the end of a chapter] "We did it! Can you believe it?"
 * "Yeah, yeah I'm ready to bounce. (Giggles)"
 * [ Upon alerting horde ] "Uh-oh. Here they come!"
 * [ Nearing a safe room ] "There's a safe house ahead!"
 * "Let's head back up!"
 * "Yeah... let's do it..."
 * "We are kicking ass!"
 * "We are awesome together!"
 * "Close the door, please."

The following are lines used on the PC "commands" and "responses" lists when (by default) typing Z or X.

"Yes" responses
Yesss

"No" responses

 * "I have a bad feeling about this..."

"Hurrah" responses

 * "Sweet!"

"Arrgh" responses

 * "Arrgh, not this again..."

"Thank you" responses
"Like, thanks."

"Thanks. I needed that"

"Nice job" responses

 * "Louis!.."
 * "Nice, shot!"

"Let's go" commands
"We should go"

"Look" commands
"Safe House Ahead"

"See guys, were almost home free!"

Health related

 * [ When picking up pain pills ] "Yoink!"
 * [ When picking up med-kit ] "We might need these."
 * [ When low on health] "Guys, I feel like crap."
 * "Guys, I'm really torn up."
 * "Guys? I'm really hurt."
 * "I'm not gonna last much longer!"
 * "Oh my god. I'm gonna die."
 * "Did they get my face?"
 * "God. This really hurts."
 * "Ow, ow ow ow."
 * "I don't feel so hot."
 * "Goddamnit this hurts."
 * "Oh Jesus. I've got tooth marks on me!"
 * "I think I hurt something bad. Real bad."
 * "I hope I'm immune to tetanus too."
 * [ After healing Bill ] "Sure thing, old man."
 * "Ohhhh God, I'm really hurt."
 * "Thanks for coming back for me."
 * [ Rarely when revived by Louis ] "I knew you wouldn't leave me."
 * "Thanks, I owe you."
 * [ When helping another Survivor up ] "All right, tiger, up and at em'."
 * "It's okay, I gotcha."
 * "Dude, I'm half your size! Get up!"
 * "Lie still and let me help."
 * "It's just you and me left!"
 * [ When reviving a teammate on their last life ] "Okay, I can get you back up, but we need to find you some first aid. If you go down like this again, that's it for you."
 * [  When reviving Louis ] "Don't make me leave your ass behind Louis, get up."
 * "I'm not going to carry your ass, Louis, GET UP!"
 * [  When Francis dies ] "Oh God, Francis!"
 * "Hey biker dude!"
 * (Wailing) FRANCIS! NO!
 * [ When Bill dies ] "Oh God, not Bill!"
 * "Hey Old Man!!"
 * "William!"
 * "Bill!" (In a wailing voice)
 * [ When Louis dies ] "Louis, oh God I can't believe it!"
 * "Louis! Oh God, I'm gonna miss you!"
 * "Francis, if you aren't gonna use that first aid kit, can I have it?"
 * "Bill, if you aren't going to use that first aid kit, can I have it?"
 * "Louis, if you aren't going to use that first aid kit, can I have it, please?"
 * "This is going to Hell real fast!"
 * "I know we gotta move, but I gotta heal you!"
 * "Hold still, I can help you."
 * [ If Bill is incapacitated outside the saferoom and no one is helping him ] We gotta go save Bill!
 * Are we going to help Bill, or not?
 * [ When, illogically, anyone thanks her for healing ] "Anything for you, Louis!"
 * "This is not going well... (giggles)"
 * "[ "When healed by another survivor" ] "Like, thanks."

Weapon related

 * "Guys! Big, bad-ass, nasty weapons over here!"
 * [ When she picks up a molotov ] "Let's start some fires."
 * "Time to start some fires."
 * (Enthusiastically) "Molotov!"
 * "I'm taking an extra pistol."
 * [ When she picks up a pipe bomb ] "This looks dangerous."
 * "I've got a pipe bomb over here!"
 * [ When she picks up an auto shotgun ] "I call shotgun!"
 * [ When she picks up an assault rifle ] "I guess I'll try this rifle."
 * [ When she picks up a Submachine gun ] "I can handle this."
 * [ Imitating Francis ] "Groovy."

Infected related

 * [ When puked on by a Boomer ] "It slimed me!"
 * [ When Francis gets pounced by a Hunter ] "Francis!"
 * [ When Louis gets pounced by a Hunter ] "Louis!"
 * [ When Bill gets pounced by a Hunter ] "Hunter's got Bill!"
 * [ When pounced by a Hunter ] "Get it off! Get it off!"
 * [ When being struck by a Tank whilst on the ground ] "Oh God, it's crushing me!"
 * "SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT!"
 * [ When the Witch is close to being angry] "That Witch is not happy."

No Mercy

 * "Well, looks like we're going to the hospital."
 * "Louis... You'd look good in one of those hospital gowns."
 * [ In the elevator in Mercy Hospital ] "Game over, man! Game over!"
 * "I can't get over how FAST they all are, it's not even fair. I'm calling zombie bullshit on that, you know? (giggles nervously) They're not... ALLOWED to be so fast."
 * "So, um... Yeah."
 * [ In the beginning safe room of Rooftop Finale ] "Almost there.... Almost theeeeeeeeere..."
 * "See guys, were almost outta here!" (Climbing up the ladder on the Rooftop Finale)

Crash Course
Zoey: "He was a zombie, Francis. He. Was. A. Zombie!" Francis: "I hate latest issues."
 * "He turned into a zombie, Francis. He wasn't going to land the thing."
 * [ When a horde is approaching on Crash Course ] Francis: "They're comin! Zoey, pretend they are all helicopter pilots."
 * [ When starting the generator on Crash Course ] "This'll only take a second. Come on, generator. Come on."
 * "Come ON, you stupid generator for jerks!"
 * "Real brave, guys, I'll guess I'll do it ... by MYSELF."
 * [ Passing steam pipe ] "Man, I love steam."
 * Well boys, guess we're walkin."
 * "Heh, farting."
 * "We can cross the river on that bridge!"
 * "A barricade and a big-ass gun. Any ideas?"
 * [ Upon seeing the Dead Pilot from No Mercy ] "Pilot's license... REVOKED!!! Dunn-Dunnnn-Dunnnnn!!!"
 * [ Seeing a rack of magazine ] "Hey Francis, they have the latest issue of Hating Everything Magazine."
 * [ In a room with several boxes during Crash Course ] "Free copy paper?! Sweet! [A lot more sarcastic] The apocalypse was totally worth it!"
 * "Funny, sexy, brunette zombie killer wanted to lead three helpless men to safety."
 * [ Often upon seeing some birds in Crash Course ] Francis: "I hate birds"
 * Zoey: "Yeah, birds are dicks".
 * [ When passing by the fuel tanks in Crash Course ] "Hey Francis, we're passing gas."
 * [ Seeing metal supply plant during The Truck Depot Finale ] Thank god! Metal! I was running low on metal.

Death Toll

 * [ After she or another survivor has mentioned that Riverside held out ] "Unless anyone has a better plan, I say we head there."
 * "And of course the bridge is out..."
 * [ When the bridge in The Drains is down ] "We're good to go, come on!"
 * [ Approaching the empty house in The Church chapter ] "Oh, nice, a cabin in the middle of nowhere. I know how this movie ends."
 * [ When speaking to the Church Guy ] "What a dick..."
 * "You're not gonna just open the door? Really?!"
 * "Not a fan of creepy old train yards."
 * "The town's pretty quiet... I hope that means they killed all the zombies..."
 * "You know we can MAKE YOU open that door."
 * "Hey jerk-ass! Why don't you just-open the god damned door"
 * [ In Riverside ] "I always liked this main street."

Dead Air

 * "Hey Bill, it's your favorite—stairs!" [ When they reach more stairs ] "Hey, Bill, more stairs!"
 * "We gotta take the stairs, sorry Bill."
 * [ On seeing graffiti that says "God is dead" ] "Oh no! The zombies killed God!"
 * "Through the offices!"
 * "What do you call 5,000 infected lawyers?"
 * "Hey Louis, all of these cubicles make you homesick?"
 * "Louis, did you work in a cube like these?"
 * "We can burn down this barricade."
 * "So much for the easy way..."
 * [ Upon seeing the outside of The Terminal ] "Oh god, Bill was right. They bombed the airport!"
 * Francis: "Hey! I was the one who said that!"


 * "Louis, your row isn't boarding yet."
 * "Holy shit!"
 * "Holy crap!"
 * "Last time I was here the city wasn't so much on fire."
 * "Hey Louis? Try not to get lost."
 * "I wonder if this is more lost luggage than normal?"
 * "I always wondered what was back here."

Friendly Fire

 * [ When shot by a teammate ] "Hey, come on, stop!"
 * "Hey, that's not funny!"

Cut lines

 * "If we find a way to the surface, we can get to Riverside."
 * "I'm never going to be able to work on my tan am I?"
 * "I understand why we travel at night, but why always underground?"
 * "Do you think those are zombie crickets?"
 * "I can't wait for a shower... for you, Francis. Jeezus."
 * "I always imagined the zombie apocalypse would be simpler than this."
 * "Ooh, a graveyard. Real scary..."
 * "With our luck, this thing's built on an Indian burial ground."
 * "Hey Louis, maybe we can find you a jacket in one of these stores."
 * "Seriously, I never got the vest thing."
 * "Francis, I know how to cut hair. Just sayin...if you need it...I'm here."
 * "I know water scares you, Francis, but get in the boat!"
 * "Seriously, Nelson, I never got the vest thing."


 * "I hope this works out better than the helicopter."
 * "You know, we can *make* you open that goddamn door."
 * "If any of us dies pumping this goddamn gas, I'm takin' it out on you."
 * "I'm sick of the streets. Let's try the rooftops."
 * "Looks like something still going on at the airport. Let's try to get there."
 * "Safe house in the hotel!"
 * "Oh god. I'm not gonna go like that."
 * "Someone covered her up..."
 * "Huh, I have that suitcase."
 * "Maybe your belt buckle set that off."
 * "Don't stand in the metal detector with guns!"
 * "You think my belt buckle set it off?"
 * "We will be boarding at gate 3C."
 * "Oh boy, I pressed the button."
 * "Elevator's taking forever!"


 * "You don't have to worry about bats, they aren't vampires you know."
 * "Off the chain? are you kidding me?"
 * "The glass is empty, Louis. It's completely empty!"
 * "In zombie movies, the pretty girl *always* dies first."
 * "Francis, you're not making any sense again."
 * "Have you guys seen any other immune women?"
 * "Until I met you guys, I didn't know anyone else was immune."
 * "Next to you Louis, I feel kinda underdressed for this apocalypse."
 * "Nice power tie."
 * "How did you find out you were immune? It's a helluva test, huh?"
 * "I bet you say that to all the girls."
 * "I'd kiss you... If you didn't smell like that."
 * "I hope no one promised him a woman."
 * "I love you. I know."
 * "You get a free bowl of soup with that hat? But it looks good on you."
 * "Nice shootin', Tex."
 * "The zed word - don't say it."
 * "You are a charming beautiful man."
 * "You are beautiful, sexy and charming. Thank you."
 * "Get away from him, you bitch!"
 * "You're going to get yourself killed.
 * "It ain't gonna happen."
 * "You might want to rethink that. Just sayin'"
 * "Well, it's official. I am sick to death of zombies."
 * "Hey Bill, at least we're going *down* the stairs."
 * "Yeah, just us and a million zombies."
 * "They come out at night. Mostly..."
 * "I really wish my mom was here to help me."
 * "I'm getting scared. I never hurt this bad, ever."
 * "Mom..."
 * "I just wanna go home."
 * "Oh My God! I think.. I think... grrr... just kidding."
 * "Smooth, Louis. Real smooth."
 * "Wow, you're a real terror."
 * "Eat it, ugly."
 * "Louis, is that what your mama taught you?"
 * "What the hell are you doing, Louis?"