User talk:Jo The Marten

RE:Witch Stomping
I am sorry. The same kind of thing was put up a while ago, and after tests by multiple people, no one could do it. In fact, what generally happens when you attempt this is not her death, but rather "Witch Surfing", as explained here. However, these attempts were all performed online.

That brings me to my question, were you playing on an offline co-op? If so, the death of the Witch may in fact occur instead of "Witch surfing". If this is the case, and you were playing offline, feel free to place the information back onto the page, stating that it may occur if you are offline.

I did not mean to offend you by removing it, I was simply trying to make sure that another rumour doesn't rear its head again. I hope you find that you are correct. Perhaps we can wipe the slate clean and maintain a nice mutual friendship from here on in?

Warm regards, Five Dog ( Talk ){ Updates } 03:28, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Thank you. I look forward to seeing your results. :) -- Five Dog ( Talk ){ Updates } 10:04, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
 * They probably did patch it, because I remember seeing something like that a while back. And yes, I agree, that is rather odd. -- Five Dog ( Talk ){ Updates } 10:17, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

RE: Francis picture
I found it on Google, some guy made it with Garry's Mod. Here you go:

http://www.garrysmod.com/quickimg/53e069a148437636646b2b129563fb02.jpg Zikkun 17:01, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

You're Welcome
As the heading says, you're welcome! I'm on the lookout for anything, including links. It's my job. :D -- Five Dog ( Talk ){ Updates } 18:13, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

TED BACKMAN!!!
You are officially awesome because you like Ted Backman, he inspired me to study to be a concept artist. :D --Crowbar 22:20, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
 * wait.... you want to be a concept artist, SPECIFICALLY at Valve?! (mutters) She must be stalking me) So that would make you a Stalker not a Hunter..... unless you're a FARM!!!! --Crowbar 02:53, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

Umm... yeah
Francis says all of these, I am watching walkthroughs and recording quotes. --Crowbar 00:39, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
 * Scratch that, sorry I overwrote your changes, but I think in this case it was the lesser of two evils, so to speak. --Crowbar 00:41, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Er...
I'm just kinda wondering what the sense in removing the link to Left 4 Dead on the Valve page is. Right now it's a dead end, no internal links save for what's on the sidebar. Which link are you referring to when you say it's at the top of the page? :0  Yamstis  T / C 17:49, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
 * Ah, s'fine. I wasn't offended or nothin'.  Just looking for clarification.  Cheers. :)  Yamstis  T / C  17:55, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
 * Also sorry if my note came off as a little mechanical, I work in tech support and get in trouble if my communications carry even the slightest hint that I might be a human being. It's a hard habit to break. D:  Yamstis  T / C  18:00, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

I'm gonna bug you one more time because I've been trying to do something and I'm stumped. I wanna work these four pages into their respective campaign articles, 'cause they're pretty much pointless otherwise. I just can't find a way to do it. They're too insignificant to have a For this campaign's theme, see (foo) at the top of the page, and a new cell in the infobox seems like a terrible idea. Any input?  Yamstis  T / C 18:29, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

actually on the turret glitch i mentioned the turret doesnt fire.--PILLZ HERE 23:02, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

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why u deleted it? u can try it right now. It really works. Aratinga A., 22:26 (UTC)
 * Oh my bad. Didnt see it :P Aratinga A., 22:29 (UTC)

Sry about the bad english, i dont use too much formal english ^^ Aratinga A. 14:30, 23 September 2009, (UTC)

RE: Just FYI
Yeah I've seen a couple games where when the person dies they lose all..."mechanical" movement. It DOES look they end up as ragdolls, but I didn't think that was the actual term...Sounds like a slang term. Angelofdeath275 01:42, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

I have an idea
When i geta good information about l4d or/and l4d2, i can say it to you so you can update it. Aratinga A. 14:55, 23 September 2009, (UTC)

Left 4 Dead 2 weapons tier
Hey i think the weapons in l4d2, now you have to find it like the melee weapons. If you pay attention, they ramdomly find granade launchers, ak-47 and other stuff. Aratinga A., 17:00, 24 September 2009, (UTC)

Electric guitar
sorry, i dont know how to do one of those recent changes comments. Yes, guitars do make noise when not plugged in, but the noise the guitar makes is that of a plugged in guitar. since its not plugged in, it would be quieter. im changin it back, ok?--Supermutantslayer450 21:43, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

Re: Signature
THANK YOU! i asked Five Dog and Stigma about that a while ago, before you became an admin, and didnt even think about asking you. thank you so much, Jo. Supermutantslayer450

waai, the sig isnt working. i setit to be like this:User:Supermutantslayer450|Supermutantslayer450]] User Talk: Supermutantslayer450|ROAR]] but when i actually sign my posts, it shows all the HTML stuff, meaning it shows this:  (has qoutation marks and no space). it shows the stuff i typed, but not the stuff i actually meant it to show. can you help me with that? User Talk: Supermutantslayer450

thanks. i was on the verge of giving up. you are very helpful. Supermutantslayer450

Okay, im annoyed. i typed what i wanted, pressed save page, and it said "Invalid raw signature. Check HTML tags." am i doing anything wrong? i did exactly what you said i should, and it isnt working. do you think my computer sucks, maybe? at the moment, i give up unless i cant find a solution. User: Supermutantslayer450

thanks Jo. you hav been great help.--Font Color="silver" Supermutantslayer450]] 02:17, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

OK. Jo, you know what? U ROK! it finally works. WOO-HOO!! thx, i owe you. also, like my signature?-- Supermutantslayer450 RO  O  R! 02:26, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

admin request
i'm canceling it ^^ as i know no1 will support me, its the better thing to do. i'll just read the news at l4d wiki. Aratinga A., 05:21, September 26, (UTC)

Movin hunter thing
Heh, i like your movie thing of the hunter walking around on your page. you should put one with a hunter pouncing and chrouched, ready to pounce.--Supermutantslayer 450  RO A  R! 14:19, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

signature
u mind if i use ur sig idea? here it is Aratinga A.'' Ѭ  ( Hehehe ), 15:32, September 28, 20009 (UTC)

Shanepedia
Hello, Jo. As my friend, I would like to ask you if you have ever read either the Demonata series or Cirque du Freak series, both by Darren Shan. I have recently created the the Shanepedia, the wiki for the Darren Shan books. At the moment, I am the only person to contribute anything, and I need some help. So, if you have read those, and can find the time, I would really appreciate any help you could provide. The web adress is Shanepedia.wikia.com. Thanks!--Supermutantslayer 450  RO A  R! 01:43, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

Smoker Instant Kill the Tunnel
I made that edit. I just wasn't signed in. I distinctly remember being pulled off of the catwalk once by a smoker and I was killed. I don't remember if it was on normal or advanced though. XSuperGamer 13:06, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

Sidebar
Could be please add links to Crash Course's maps in the sidebar? Currently its the only campaign that doesn't have links to the maps in it. Darkman 4 16:30, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
 * Nevermind, Five Dog got it. Darkman 4 16:33, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

Packages
Hi, I'm new in L4D wiki, but I'am familiar with the wikia system since I worked for the Half-Life wiki, so should we write articles about packages that contains L4D and L4D2? B-MAN 16:48, October 3, 2009 (UTC) Well actually there is only one package wich contains both L4D and L4D2. Left 4 Dead Bundle, allthough you're right.B-MAN 17:25, October 4, 2009 (UTC)

Left 4 Dead 2 Tour Continues Tokyo Game Show
Next public showing will be at the London Game Show where Valve will be showing the as-of-yet unannounced new game mode. We really should announce that soon… We can give you one hint, the game is 4 v 4. So get your team together and join us in London on October 29th or 30th.--Optimus467 23:10, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

Changing the Charger paragraph
Thanks for the grammar update. The paragraph previously said that it only slams into people, but it never mentioned picking them up like it does now. I wanted to get that across to other people, but using the correct grammar was something I was concerned of.

Thanks
Thanks again for the grammar check.

BOOM HEADSHOT
BOOM HEADSHOT Aratinga A.'' Ѭ , 19:00, October 06, 2009 (UTC)

Re: Re: cont
How am i lying? joking isnt the same as lying! if i said i was Luke Skywalker in Star Wars, im not lying, im joking! :P--Supermutantslayer 450  RO A  R! 22:53, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

SpyGuy is a Menace
Look Jo,Blake a uh well i'll say it my ASS-FACED little brother is annoying and causes problems for me or anyone he thinks is a friend of mine.look if you ever have to ban the little ass don't click IP ADRESS cuz then i want b e able to enjoy what i love doing.oh my little sister love this game.and she loves the hunter and francis.And blake i can't get 'em in real life but one the wikis i can nail the little S***.--Ryan Pierce 05:19, October 8, 2009 (UTC)Bioshock54

SpyGuy is a Menace
Look Jo,Blake a uh well i'll say it my ASS-FACED little brother is annoying and causes problems for me or anyone he thinks is a friend of mine.look if you ever have to ban the little ass don't click IP ADRESS cuz then i want b e able to enjoy what i love doing.oh my little sister love this game.and she loves the hunter and francis.And blake i can't get 'em in real life but one the wikis i can nail the little S***.--Ryan Pierce 05:19, October 8, 2009 (UTC)Bioshock54

My bother has a flash drive containg a virus called the RENAGADE.With it he can know anyones password'Stigma wont believe me and I'm SCREWED he will use the thing unless they make him admin on the bioshock wiki please tell stigma to listen or he's going to do some stff.--Ryan Pierce 05:37, October 8, 2009 (UTC)Bioshoch54

Polls
I have a small question, how do you make a poll? I just want to know.

Thank you --Camster 02:34, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Something interesting about your beloved Hunter
A few lines in game_sound_infected_special.txt call the Hunter "Kitty".

"// Kitty's been hurt "HunterZombie.Pain" Darkman 4 07:18, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, constant editing.. sorry.
Sorry, I just usually see something I've done "AFTER" I've posted it. But I accidently added a new section somewhere, and I didn't mean to. Plus my edits are usually the re-editing of something I thought looked good until I looked at it more closely. I'm kinda doing this out of fun for myself. I'm totally psyched for L4D2 and have been constantly looking for updates anywhere.

Caca
I think caca means animal manure or something. But I don't see how that comes into play in Left 4 Dead. But it might have to do with the barn in Death Toll.

I do agree with you because I never heard him say it either. But I thought it was one of his phrases that he's just haven't said yet, because there's a lot of dialouge in Left 4 Dead. Also, because it was related to the barn in Blood Harvest. But still, I do agree with you. --Optimus467&#91; Autobot &#93;♠♣&#91;☺&#93;—←→ 00:53, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

you stole my edit!
AW! you stole my edit! :P I was going to edit the bugs, but i watched the video showing the turret glitch, and when i came back, you edited it already! Argh :)--Supermutantslayer 450  RO A  R! 00:55, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Oh just to let you know, I have an Xbox360 and Francis might have said that he hates caca, probably the forth or fifth time I played Blood Harvest. But I might be thinking of something else, that was a basically a year ago. --Optimus467&#91; Autobot &#93;♠♣&#91;☺&#93;—←→ 01:00, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Ringtone???
What ring tone are you talking about???

Where are they hearing this stuff from. Besides, what does a ringtone have to do with L4D2? Honestly. So much vandalism these days. ;)

CS:S Weapons
I'm not sure if you know this, but weapons from Counter-Strike: Source are going to be in the German version of L4D2. Should we make pages for those weapons? They've already released a list of all the CS:S weapons that are going to be in the game. Darkman 4 03:22, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
 * Okay, just wanted to check. Darkman 4 05:03, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
 * K, I added a brief section about the CS:S weapons in the "Other Weapons" section. Darkman 4 05:29, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

Listen I got something that could confirm Darkman's Theory. I started to download The L4D2 Demo, when I opened the weapons sound folder I saw the following folder names : B-MAN 13:23, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
 * awp
 * scout
 * sg552
 * hegrenade
 * knife
 * The hegrenade is the Pipebomb. Darkman 4 13:27, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

There is another folder named "Pipebomb" B-MAN 13:28, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for corrections on L4D2 Demo
hi, thanks for the little correction about the l4d2 demo, i'm spanish and a bit new to wikis so the help is apreciatted ^^

--Th3ProphetMan 19:00, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

l4d2 weapons
Can u pls check out what weapons of cs the new guns use the code off? For exemple, i think the silenced SMG uses cs MAC-10 codes. Aratinga A. Ѭ , 18:10, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

WHat is this?
I found this on the Common Infected page: The Infection started from nuclear plants in the cities. Where did this come from? Is it true? It doesnt make much sense.--The Scat Man 450  RO <font color="DarkKhaki">A  R! 23:15, October 24, 2009 (UTC)


 * Ok, I was confused because it hadnt been put up today. It was on her eyesterday, I think. On the recent changes, they werent new, so I thought you and other admins saw it and decided it was true.--<font color="DarkGoldenrod">The Scat Man 450  RO <font color="DarkKhaki">A  R! 01:58, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

BLOCK
Can you please block 76.98.128.201‎ and 99.144.194.27‎? They are inserting stupid info into louis's page. Stuff about him loving pills, giving him more health than anyone else, etc. thanks.--<font color="DarkGoldenrod">The Scat Man 450  RO <font color="DarkKhaki">A  R! 03:56, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

No Problem I'm very glad to help you out! You don't have to worry about me leaving the Left 4 Dead wiki, I love this place!! C00kiE mOnsTer 23:49, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Hi..
I just wanna ask,how do you make the charecter info boxes and links to other games?Please answer ASAP.User:Bling1907

Thanks
4 the help!-User:Bling1907

L4D2 Map images
http://84.45.84.166/l4d2/extracted/root/materials/vgui/maps/ Its all of the files extracted from the L4D2 demo .vpk files. Darkman 4 05:25, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

L4D1 in L4D2
This isn't confirmed, but I HIGHLY suspect that L4D1 campaigns will be playable in L4D2. For one thing, the new weapons' script files have ""NewInL4D2"				"1"" in their weapon scripts, which is unusual, unless they were trying to let L4D2 players play with L4D1 players, since L4D1 doesn't have the new weapons. There's also a texture called "left4dead1.vtf" in the page I posted, which I'm guessing appears for someone that has L4D1 when they're choosing a map in the lobby. Darkman 4 05:34, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
 * I think that they're going to let you play in L4D1 servers if you have L4D1. This is a complete guess, but I'm assuming that playing L4D1 campaigns in L4D2 will be exactly like playing them in L4D1. Darkman 4 05:51, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

navbox
Thank you for adding the bile bomb ^^ <font color="Yellow">Aratinga A. Ѭ  17:36, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

Spitter Picture
Thanks, Jo! That pic is great! TheCreaturenator 16  04:13, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

Re:Health items template
Professional in all things. :D --  surlyanduncouth   &#91; talk &#93; &#91; contribs &#93; 18:46, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

Inverted weapon HUD images
I uploaded inverted versions of the HUD's weapon icons. I was gonna rework the weapon navbox and put them in myself, but since you're reworking all of the navboxes, you can use them instead. Darkman 4 03:23, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
 * Looks good! I knew uploading those pictures was a good idea. Darkman 4 03:55, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
 * The "P220" picture in the weapon navbox is the Magnum's image. the regular pistols use L4D1's Pistol icon. Darkman 4 07:32, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Teh uglies
I was editing Common.css and I thought I was messing things up, but it's you, in Monaco! I'm not trying to be rude, but please don't make it too ugly, as I did my best to make it look nice. (I think it looks ugly right now.) (Again, not trying to be rude. :]) takua108 04:01, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Green is unreadable
Also there's some alignment issues, but basically from a web design standpoint black text on a green background is very, very bad. Just go to wikia.com and take a look at some of the other wikis, and how they did some things with colors.

(Also, I forgot how to reply to messages properly :X)

Since Left 4 Dead (2) is on the Wikia front page, why don't you just revert the default skin to what it was, and create your own skin to fiddle with it for the time being? (You **can** do that, right? I think...)

But yeah, you're right, white is boring. I'll think about how to make it look better. Also, I do like the background image thing, except that it seems to be messing up the logo. I do think that part is an improvement.

I'm really afraid that I'm coming across as rude, and I don't mean to be! :) takua108 04:13, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

I think if we just come up with a color palette ahead of time (background and text colors), it should be fine. :) takua108 04:27, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Monstercreatures.wikia.com
Hey Jo! Me and Gadget3000 made the Monsters wiki. We were wondering if you would like to help. The wiki is about, you guessed it, monsters. Of any kind, really. So, if you want to, the web address is monstercreatures.wikia.com Thanks!--<font color="SeaGreen">'Meester SHOGUN 450  RO <font color="DarkKhaki">A  R! 18:48, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

hi
Nice site. Can i ask questions?-JosephFrost0304

left 4 dead
what characters can you play as?-JosephFrost0304

thanks
Who is the strongest survivor? and do you like killing zombie? because i got a wikia that is a role playing game about killing zombies.-JosephFrost0304

okay
But do you wanna play? do you know how to play a role playing game?-JosephFrost0304

like this.........
I type to you like "Help, i'm being attacked by hordes of zombies"
 * Then you will type back-"Hold on, i'm coming, i got a squad with me".
 * I used to have like 20 members playing but i was out for like a month and they all went away. The only loyal member i have is Bling1907. So i really need new members.-JosephFrost0304

That's fine
Okay. What is the big blob zombie things in left 4 dead?-JosephFrost0304

boomers
Where do they come up with the names?-JosephFrost0304

Survivor Pics
Hey thanks for the help updating the pics in each survivor article! :) // Th3Prophetm&lambda;&eta;  talk contribs 20:43, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Oh and for adding categories to my uploads, i always forget :P // Th3Prophetm&lambda;&eta;  talk contribs 20:45, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

NotGodot
Someone should look into what the user Notgodot has been doing to certain pages, so far i've seen him add a quite "vulgar" picture to the Ellis page multiple times. Just saying...--AwkwardHaze 02:09, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

RE: Tank and the SAFE ROOM DOOR
You were wrong to delete my paragraph in the Tank article. It is quite trivial to stop the tank from breaking down the beginning safe room door, even after it has been opened and closed. This is a tactic my team and I use all the time on Expert, and I'm disappointed that you don't want to share this proven tactic with the community at large. The ironic part is, the paragraph in question mentioned this very tactic that you call "tedious" BEFORE I added to it. With your most recent change, made this morning, it now simply states, "The tank can break down the beginning safe room door": an absolutely useless piece of information that entirely omits the proven strategy for preventing this from happening. For more details, refer to the Discussion page for the Tank. Multiple authors have commented on how they've proven this tactic there.

This is an excellent example of why 12-year-old girls should not be admins on a site dedicated to a mature-rated game. Please resign from your post as an admin immediately, and leave it to the adults who actually play the game in question to turn this site into a comprehensive, detailed guide on Left 4 Dead. Much appreciated. Thanks.

P.S. And if you wouldn't mind showing this to your superior, so that he can make a definitive decision regarding your incompetence as an admin, I would be ever so grateful.
 * BTW, you don't even need to crouch. I've thrown myself in front of the door multiple times and it's been able to stop him. Darkman 4 02:51, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
 * Huh, that's weird. I guess I'll crouch from now on to make sure that he won't break the door for sure. Darkman 4 03:16, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

"Incompetence as an admin"..? That's SMART to say. >_> Jo probably makes a better admin than you would be. So...shush yourself. -L4Dex

wii
is there a left 4 dead verion for wii?-user:JosephFrost0304

Block
Can you block this IP pls? He/She/It/They/Whatever removed all content of The Charger page but it's already undone. <font color="Yellow">Aratinga A. Ѭ  15:42, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

l4d2 hunter
Download this and try yourself. I had alot of fun playing as a Spitter >:D <font color="Yellow">Aratinga A. Ѭ  18:05, November 14, 2009 (UTC)
 * Okay. I just know playing with the new special infected is fun ^^. <font color="Yellow">Aratinga A. Ѭ  18:10, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

MIA
Yep,as of now I an MIA 'cuz I'm in the hospital.All you need to know is the football team beat the hell out of me.Basically my arm is broke,my leg is shattered,oh and my favorite a fracture in my neck.So you'll only be hearing from me ever 2 or 3 days.--Guns 'n Roses 02:15, November 15, 2009 (UTC)Bioshock54

Template:Survivors
Great job! Now we just need to figure out how to make the Weapons template look nicer... any ideas? takua108 23:30, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

Sitenotice
Change the site notice to something like "Left 4 dead 2 is released" :D Oh. And that vandal was mad because for about an hour, L4D2 had a crashing bug which delayed and annoyed a lot of players. Powers38Talk 06:18, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

Signatures?
Hey, Jo-

Just a quick question/favor to ask you. Do you mind giving me an idea for a signature?

Thanks, jo! That's perfect.-- Irish Shamrock1♣ 19:09, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

In return, I'll pay special attention to the hunter in the l4d demo to try and get any information we have acess to so far which may have been missed.-- Irish Shamrock1♣ 19:48, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

whats up
hey sup i just wanna say that people mess with my profile, can you make it so no one can edit it? and yes the "Fallen Survivors" dont exist so delete it, here you can read it here http://l4d.com/game.html

(You’ll be putting these weapons to the test against (or playing as in Versus) three horrific and formidable new Special Infected. You’ll also encounter five new “uncommon” common infected, including the terrifying Mudmen)- Valve

Official Names
Hey man, can you help me to move the page "The Crash Site" to "The Swamp"? I mean that there is already a page called The Swamp... I have L4D2 and using anything but the official names would be a bit weird. So here we go.

The Swamp -> The Plank Country DONE The Crash Site -> The Swamp

The Condos -> The Quarter The Lift Bridge -> The Bridge

Thank you!

FIX THe STUPID COMMON INFECTED PAGE!!!
yeah ing buged and its all wrecked up so fix it you have more experience than me.

P.S i didnt do it!

FIX THe STUPID COMMON INFECTED PAGE!!!
yeah something buged and its all wrecked up so fix it you have more experience than me.

P.S i didnt do it!