User:I Hate Vans

Hey there. I hate vans.

I can say that I'm pretty damn impressive at killing vampires. I mean, I must've killed like, what, over 54,000 AT LEAST. The ladies obviously LOVE a man who can kill over 54,000 of 'em. Hell, I'D EVEN love a man who can kill over 54,000 of those vampires!!

My favorite music includes the Midnight Riders and other badass bands like that. I used to ride Harley's, wear vests, eat lasagna and usually hang around with my gang before this shitty end of the world thing happened. Now I'm stuck with an old man and two other jackasses! God I hate jackasses.

But the one thing hate more than these damn vampires are Canadians.