User:WardenerNL

==About me == Imah on so much wiki-s, so it's hard to write anything. But i WILL write.

Basically:

L4D fan. Writing my fan-fic as well.

HTF fan. Same here, but now it's even posted in the blog.

Punch-Out fan. Just a fan, and the one who cleans up Soda Pop's quotes.

Now, going into mah details.

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L4D stuff:

Favorite game: Left 4 Dead 2. Yes, i played L4D1 - since Jan 2009. But L4D2 took my heart.

Favorite survivor ever: Francis. I love it when he hates something, and he's awesome himself. And, he fell for Rochelle.

Favorite L4D1 survivor: Francis as well. Bill's deadness, Zoey's boobs and Louis' pills aren't overwhelming Francis' hatred.

Favorite L4D2 survivor: Coach. Seriously, he is dressed in a purple shirt(my favorite color). He's fat, he's black, he's CHARISMATIC. He can be serious, but he can pray for a food court at a time...

Favorite Infected: Smoker. What can i say? COUGHCOUGHCOUGHACCHGOUGH SHHHHLHHHT - SMAWKRS GAT MEH.

Favorite L4D1 Infected: Smoker. Same here.

Favorite L4D2 Infected: Charger. His right arm, his sounds(CHAAAWGH, DAT JOCKEY, INCOOOMING), and the way he pummels the survivors...

Favorite weapon: M16. Old friend, you are automatic, you're accurate enough, you're fast, you're reliable.

Favorite L4D1 weapon: Surprisingly, i love the minigun.

Favorite L4D2 weapon: Grenade Launcher. Whoooo-SHA-POW.

Favorite melee: Gulf Clob. It's like a katana, but it does not make me a weaboo.

Favorite campaign: DAT PARISH. ITS JUST AWESUM, MA'BOI

Favorite L4D1 campaign: Blood Harvest, i love the corn fields, i love trains, i love farmhouse defence zombie movies, i love this campaign.

Favorite L4D2 campaign: The Passing. It is just epic, i tell you.

Favorite Uncommon Infected: Clowns and Phailed Survivors.

Favorite Game Mode: Realism. It's just like campaign, but it's better.

Favorite L4D1 Game Mode: Co-op. I'm too nervous for Versus and Survival is too boring.

Favorite L4D2 Game Mode: Scavenge. It's not versus, so i can play it without flipping the hawk out of myself.

Favorite Quote: ASSHAT. - Nick

Favorite L4D1 Quote: BULLFRICKINHORSESHIT. - Bill

Favorite L4D2 Quote:

And, Coach? I hear there's a Cheeseburger Museum in New Orleans... - Rochelle.

In my heart, i'm already there. - Coach

My Top-11 of campaigns:

1: The Parish

2: Blood Harvest

3: The Passing 

4: Swamp Fever 

5: Dark Carnival 

6: No Mercy

7: Death Toll 

8: Dead Air 

9: Dead Center 

10: Hard Rain 

11: Crash Course

My Top-13 of Survivors:

1: Francis

2: Coach 

3: Bill 

4: Nick

5: Louis 

6: Zoey 

7: Ellis 

8: Chicago Ted

9: Rochelle 

10: Keith 

11: Virgil the Talking Boat 

12: Whitaker the Old-Fashioned Cola-Fag 

13: Poor Helicopter Pilots

My OC's:

A Survivor Four of Sgt.Mitchell, Stan, Helen and Adam - descriptions coming soon.

Some Additionals, such as Enrico, Rayan and Randy, Jack, Scully, David, and a cameo of the original four.

HTF stuff:

Favorite episode: Without A Hitch. It's B&W, it's starring my sixth and eleventh favourites... It's one of the funniest. Even tho it's not the bloodiest.

Favorite character: -s. Those are Lifty and Shifty.

Favorite death: Cuddles' in Party Animal.

Favorite injury: Giggles' in Swelter Skelter.

Favorite minor character: The Narrator.

My top-21 of the characters:

1, a.k.a. 1&2: Lifty and Shifty

2, a.k.a. 3&4: Pop and Cub

3, a.k.a. 5&6: Lammy and Mr.Pickles

4, a.k.a. 7: Handy

5, a.k.a. 8: Nutty

6, a.k.a. 9: Flippy

7, a.k.a. 10: Russel

8, a.k.a. 11: Sniffles

9, a.k.a. 12: Cuddles

10, a.k.a. 13: Petunia

11, a.k.a. 14: Giggles

12, a.k.a. 15: Toothy

13, a.k.a. 16: Splendid

14, a.k.a. 17: Disco Bear

15, a.k.a. 18: Mime

16, a.k.a. 19: Lumpy

17, a.k.a. 20: The Mole

18, a.k.a. 21: Cro-Marmot

My OCs:

Actually, i'm writing episodes when i can, and i have 15-16 so far. Most of them(actually, all of them, but "A Touching Store") involve the OCs, who are:

Hatley and Grooveley, Brokeley, Bakeley. Check my HTFwiki blog for more information on those.

Punch-Out stuff:

Favorite character: Great Tiger

Favorite line: Cuckook, cuckook! Your time's up. - Von Kaiser.

Favorite circuit: World Circuit.

Favorite strategy: Punch them until they say something lulz-worthy.

Top-16 of the characters, i'm not counting those that aren't on Wii version:

1: Great Tiger

2: Soda Popinski

3: Von Kaiser

4: Bear Hugger

5: Aran Rayan

6: Glass Joe

7: Kind Hippo

8: Disco Kid

9: Don Flamenco

10: Piston Hondo

11: Bald Bull

12: Super Macho Man

13: Miser Sandman

14: Little Mac

15: Donkey Kong

Gran-Prix: Doc Louis.

What else. Oh, i'm russian. And, the name i'm going under here is not an actual name of mine. I'm 1337_n00b for over a year, seriously... Why did i put my old name here.

My contributions

 * User contributions

My favorite pages

 * Zoey
 * The Survivors
 * Swamp Fever
 * Bill
 * Ellis
 * Nick