Rochelle/Quotes

A list of Rochelle's Quotes heard so far in Left 4 Dead 2.


 * [ When shot ] "Check yourself before you wreck yourself, fool!"
 * "Okay, that better have been an accident."
 * "I hope that was an accident!"
 * "Sweet Jesus, you shot me!"
 * "Somebody shot me..."
 * "Hey hey hey hey, hey... seriously?"
 * "You got some serious issues with that gun."
 * "You lost your mind?"
 * "Okay. I cannot believe you just SHOT ME."
 * "Ow. Hey!"
 * "Try shooting some damn zombies."
 * "Do NOT. Shoot me."
 * "What is up with you shooting me?!"
 * "Watch where you're shooting!"
 * "What the hell are you doing?!"
 * "Oh no you didn't just shoot me!"
 * [ When pounced by a Hunter ] "Oh god, it's in my ear!"
 * "Burn, mother—!"
 * [ When she sees the "where is CEDA? graffiti in The Park ] "Good Question. Where is C.E.D.A.? All I see are the zombies... "
 * [ When reviving Coach ] "Oh baby, we can't have you down there. Now get up."
 * [ When reviving another player ] "You're gonna' have to suck it up, we need you a little bit longer."
 * "Oh shit, just... get up, get up"
 * "You're comin' or you're just gonna lay there all day...lets get'cha up"
 * "Can't stay down there forever...Let me getcha up."
 * "If I didn't know any better I'd say you were trying to kill yourself..let's get going."
 * "Ohhh man. I mean...uh..you look fine? Lets go."
 * [ When reviving another player on their last down ] "You scared the shit outta me. I thought that was it for you... but if you go down again you're meat."
 * [ When reviving other player on their last down ] "Do you see that? I think it used to be inside of you, it doesn´t matter if we don´t get you a first aid kit, though."
 * [ When revived ] "Thanks I owe you one"
 * relieved sigh* "Okay,Thanks."
 * [ Seeing Hazmat ] "Great. Infected in hazmat suits."
 * "That was close."
 * "Oh. Thanks for that."
 * [ When healing ] "Cover me! I'm gonna heal up."
 * "Cover me please."
 * "Cover me while I patch myself up."
 * "Do one of you fine gentlemen mind covering me while I heal?"
 * [ After healing herself ] "Whoo! All better now."
 * "Now I'm feeling right!"
 * "Now thats what I'm talkin' about."
 * [ When grabbing pills ] "I got some pills."
 * "We're going to need these."
 * "I got these pills."
 * [ When she is covered by Boomer's bile ] "He just... vomit." (she says it even if he exploded on her)
 * "Damn it! I just washed this!"
 * "Oh God, Eugh!"
 * "Umm, guys, this is the lady's room."
 * "Ick! JESUS, ew. Ugh!"
 * "Oh, ugh! OH, not again!"
 * [ When she grabs an axe ] "Axe me a question, I dare you."
 * [ When she grabs a cricket bat ] "Gonna whack somethin' with this"
 * [ Continuing Coach's phrase at the start of Swamp Fever ] "When they say stay out, I'm sure they meant someone else"
 * [ While pulled by a Smoker ] "SMOKER'S GOT ME!"
 * [ At the emergency door of a fallen plane at the Crash Site ] "You're kidding me. The only way forward is through an emergency door?"
 * [ When ferry arrives at the Swamp Fever ] "Everyone, on the ferry!"
 * [ When The Spitter is about to spit ] "Watch out, goo!"
 * "Heads up, goo!"
 * "What is this shit!?"
 * "Goo, incoming!"
 * [ If no one helps and is still grabbed by The Jockey ] "Get this thing off my head!"
 * [ When seeing the Tank ] "Kill it, kill it!"
 * "Don't stop shooting!"
 * "Shoot the shit out of that thing!"
 * "Light it up!!!"
 * [ When jumped by the Jockey ] "Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
 * "I can't breathe, get it off me!"
 * "It's on MY FACE!"
 * [ When pummeled by a Charger ] "Charger's got me!"
 * "This thing is crushin' me! "
 * (Grunt) "I'm gettin' my ass...BEAT"
 * "You've got to shoot this thing!"
 * "Its killing me! Shoot it!"
 * [ While low on health ] "Girl, you shoulda stayed at home..."
 * "Knights of Columbus, this HURTS!"
 * "Did this ever seem like a good idea?"
 * "Tonight's top story...Rochelle is not going to make it..."
 * "In case you were wondering...I'm about to die."
 * "This is how its going to be, huh?"
 * "I think I really hurt something."
 * "This isn't happening...this isn't happening...this isn't happening"
 * "You have got to be kidding me...."
 * "Somethings gotta break our way..."
 * "Okay, this was a bad idea."
 * "Son of a bee-sting; this hurts!"
 * "Okay, that one really hurt."
 * "Does anyone else feel like crap right now?"
 * "I am too young to feel this old."
 * "This is some grim shit we got ourselves into..."
 * [ When grabbing a Molotov ] "Mama said not to play with fire...buuuut.."
 * "Fire time"
 * [ After taking out a Special Infected quickly ] "That one's mine."
 * "Got it!"
 * "Dead."
 * "Taken care of."
 * "Kicked its ass!"
 * [ After Completing a Chapter] "Oh yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah."
 * "Oh HELL YES!"
 * "Shit, we are alright."
 * "I know we can do better."
 * "Allright! This party is OVER!"
 * "Yeah, all bark, no bite."
 * "That was close."
 * "Did we all make it? Yes we did!"
 * "We almost didn't make it!"
 * "Alive and in the flesh!"
 * [ When the Horde is alerted ] "Ohh its on now!"
 * "Get ready."
 * "They're coming..."
 * "Here they come!"
 * "Party time!"
 * "Time to kick some ass."
 * [ Seeing a weapons cache ]"Alright! Weapons!"
 * "We have guns here!"
 * [ When Nick is highlighted ] "Hey Suit!"
 * [ When Ellis is highlighted ] "Yo, Ellis."
 * "Hey, Hee-Haw!"
 * [ When incapacitated ] "Damn! I'm down!"
 * "Boys, I'm down!"
 * "Gentlemen, I need some help!"
 * "For the love of God, Someone Help me!"
 * "Help me!"
 * "Oh, I need some help!"
 * "Hey guys...I need some help!"
 * [ Noticing Spitter goo ] "Watch out, or it'll wind up in your face."
 * [ Talking to Ellis in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] " Hey... Kill all sons'a'bitches, right?"
 * [ In Zombie Survival Guide Trailer, when the Spitter appears ] "This is some grim shit we got ourselves into..."
 * [ When the military begins to bomb the bridge in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Stop the bombing run!"
 * [ While in the Sugar Mill in Hard Rain ] "Hey, we can take that elevator down to the field."
 * [ When reloading ] "Reloading here!"
 * [ When hearing or seeing a 'Witch ] '''"I'm gonna give that Witch something to cry about."
 * [ Seeing Nick's corpse ] "I'll miss you, Nick. You were good to me."
 * "Nick.... well, at least he's dressed for the funeral."
 * "Goodbye Nick, I'm going to miss you..."
 * [ When picking up a Magnum ] "I am in LOVE with this gun!"
 * "Woo. I LOVE this gun!"
 * "Ooh. This is my new favorite!"
 * [ When picking up a sniper or hunting rifle ]' "I'm gonna check out this scope."
 * "I'll snipe."
 * [ Grabbing a health kit ] "Nothing to see...no health kit here..."
 * [ Healing fellow survivor ] "Quit fussing and let me heal you..."
 * "Stop moving...I don't want to mess this up. "
 * [ When passing The Park bathrooms ] "Ugh. Whats that smell?"
 * Ellis: Smells nice, don't it?
 * Coach: Smells like people been living here and shit.
 * [ Seeing Ellis' corpse ] " Aw, Ellis, I'm going to miss you..."
 * "Oh Ellis, what did you go and do?"
 * [ Seeing the Coach's corpse ] " Do you think Coach was his first or last name?"


 * [ When she startles the witch ] "HOLY SHIT!"
 * "My bad, my bad, my bad!"
 * "Outta my way!"
 * [ At the beginning of Scavenge Mode ] "Find some gas guys!"
 * [ Watching a Jockey ride another survivor ] "That things riding him!"
 * [ After picking up a baseball bat ] "Oh, I know what to do with this!"
 * [ Picking up a Chainsaw ] "HELL yeah."
 * [ Figuring out Coach's plan involving the Midnight Riders ] "...And that will signal the chopper! Coach that's BRILLIANT! ...I'm sorry about all the bad things I said about your crappy band..."
 * [ Picking up Incendiary Ammo ] "I'm not playin' now."
 * [ If two of the male Survivors die ] "Shit, I guess you are the last man on earth."
 * [ On the Ferry] "Ellis, does that tatoo mean anything?"
 * Ellis: Only that I'm a zombie killin' badass.
 * Rochelle: You had ...real foresight to get that done...