User:Benjamin 'BILE BOMB'

Hey Hey Hey!
I am Benjamin 'Bile Bomb' on a mission to RULE CEDA!!! I have a number of steps to complete this mission and the bloody common infected are getting in my way. One of these days I will get them and try my best to not set off another god damn car alarm!!!

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'''Join the CEDA. COMPLETED'''

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'''Avoid the Green Flu. FAILED'''

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'''Become a higher ranking member of the CEDA. COMPLETED'''

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'Have my team become skilled and armed. COMPLETED'

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'''Capture Gnome Chompski and keep him as prisoner. COMPLETED'''

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'''Collect 500 jars of boomer bile and use 100 of them against enemys. COMPLETED'''

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'''Earn enough money to construct a Bile Bomb factory. COMPLETED'''

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'''Befriend 10 boomers to work at new factory. COMPLETED'''

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'''Get Tank henchmen. COMPLETED'''

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'''Get new hazmat suit. Red and complete with a giant laser beam. IN PROGRESS'''

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''' DESTROY Gnome Chompski! IN PROGRESS'''

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'''Flood the Earth with boomer bile!!! YET TO START'''

L4D2 Facts About Me...

 * I think Spitters are cowards.
 * I think Sniper Rifles are awsome.
 * I always have a cunning plan to take down a Witch.
 * I prefer medkits to defibs. XD
 * I like to hide in Saferooms! ROFL
 * I always try to escort Gnome Chompski to the Saferoom in The Fairgrounds (although I am trying to destroy him in my plan)
 * I always play as Ellis
 * I think pipe bombs are from GOD
 * I wish to try an adrenaline and katana combonation (awwww yeah...).
 * I LOVE BILE BOMBS
 * I like to sing a long to the Midnight Rider songs on The Concert (woohoo).
 * I never get out of a rescue veichle once I get in
 * I like to play the games in Dark Carnival!
 * I hate Mustachio.
 * I like that little peanut guy

Good Things That Happen To Me In L4D2

 * When I find a Bile Bomb.
 * When I find a Chainsaw.
 * When I find a Pipe Bomb.
 * When I find a Saferoom.
 * When I find a Medkit.
 * When I find PILLZ.
 * When I find a molotov.
 * When I find my favourite guns.
 * When everyone escapes the finale!
 * When I find lazar sights.
 * When a Hunter misses me and then dies.
 * When a Charger misses me and then dies.
 * When I find a Grenade Launcher.
 * When a Witch is killed before it can reach me.
 * When Boomer is killed far away (common as hell)
 * When an ally gives me something or heals me.
 * When Rochelle dies When my allies are revived.
 * When i'm revived.
 * When i'm safe!

Bad Things That Happen To Me In LFD2

 * When a Tank or Charger smacks me straight off a building or ledge (I hate it when they do that, kills you instantly).
 * When a Smoker or Jockey pulls/rides me into danger.
 * When a Tank appears just as ive ran out of ammo.
 * When a Hunter, Charger, Smoker or Jockey stops me from playing Dark Carnival games.
 * When my allies die.
 * When i'm the only one to escape the finale (sob).
 * When I have to give away the cola.


 * When an ally steals my pills or adrenaline.


 * When my chainsaw runs out of gas when I need it.


 * When a horde of zombies attacks me incapicated and my allies are somewhere else.


 * When an ally dies in an elevator glitch (its only happened to me once).


 * When I run straight into a Witch around a corner and I startle her.


 * When I run straight into a Boomer around a corner and it pukes on me.


 * When I run straight into a Jockey around a corner and it rides me away from my allies.


 * When I run straight into a Hunter around a corner, pounces me and my allies are far away.


 * When my smart Witch killing plans fail or backfire on me.


 * When I get Lil Peanut, Baby Peanut or Old Peanut on the strongman game.


 * When a horde or Tank comes at the worst moment.


 * When I die (of course).

Common Quotes By Me In Game

 * When one of my allies startle a Witch on purpose: "(NAME) YOU STUPID RETARD"
 * When a Witch that incapicated me is killed by me: "And stay down you female dog!!"
 * When I hear a Witch: "Balls, I hate Witches....."
 * When a Tank comes at me: "OH GOD NO, NO, NO, NO-" and I keep going until I am away from it or it dies.
 * When a Hunter pounces me: "Help me before he rips out my kidneys!"
 * When a Spitter runs away: "Shes getting away!!!"
 * When a Witch is straight on the path we need to go: "Fan-frickin-tastic!"
 * When a Tank has cornered me and i'm at low health: "Well, at least i'll get back a medkit"
 * When I/we escape on Virgils boat: "Lets sail to another damn campaign, WOOHOO!"