Rochelle/Quotes

A list of Rochelle's Quotes heard so far in Left 4 Dead 2.

Intro

 * [ When seeing a Mudman in the trailer ] "What the hell is that?"
 * [ In Zombie Survival Guide Trailer, when the Spitter appears ] "This is some grim shit we got ourselves into..."
 * [ When fending back the Horde ] "Get back! Get back!"
 * [ When the military begins to bomb the bridge in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Stop the bombing run!"
 * [ Talking to Ellis in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] " Hey... Kill all sons-a-bitches, right?"

No Casualties

 * "Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah."
 * "Oh, hell, yes!"
 * "Shit, we are all right."
 * "I know we can do better."
 * "All right! This party is over!"
 * "Yeah, all bark; no bite."
 * "That was close."
 * "Did we all make it? Yes, we did!"
 * "We almost didn't make it!"
 * "Live and in the flesh!"
 * "Thanks to you guys, I am the baddest woman alive!"
 * "Oh, I think we're going to make it!"
 * "Oh, we kicked ass, yes, we did! Woo!"
 * "Woo! We're really doing this!"
 * "Ooh, we are doing it, all right!"
 * "Ha-ha-ha! We are kickin' it!"
 * "Woo, that's about as close as I like to cut it."
 * "We made it uh huh, uh huh , we made it oh yea."

With Casualties

 * "What happened to us?"
 * "Okay, we can do this! We can do this!"

Waiting For Others Inside Safehouse

 * "What in the hell are you doing out there? Get inside!"
 * "Everyone, in here!"

Nick

 * "Hey, suit!"
 * "Nicolas!"
 * "Yo, Nick!"
 * "Nick!"
 * "Suit!"
 * "Hey, fancy man."
 * "Hey, sharp dresser."

Ellis

 * "Yo, Ellis."
 * "Hey, hee-haw!"
 * "Young'un."
 * "Hey, little guy!"
 * "Yo, young'un!"
 * "Yo, dude!"

Coach

 * "Big guy."
 * "Coach."

After A Period of Idling

 * "Uh, can we get going?"
 * "Time to get going."
 * "C'mon, let's go!"

Commands
These are derived from the PC commands when using the Z, X, or C keys.

Yes

 * "Oh, hell, yeah!"
 * "Yes."
 * "Why, yes."
 * "Sure."

No

 * "A-heh. No way."
 * "Seriously. No."
 * "Boy, no way!"
 * "Heh. Oh, please."

Look

 * "Check this shit out."
 * "Look."
 * "Look at this."
 * "Look here!"
 * "Watch out."
 * "Over there!"

Argh

 * "Blargh!"
 * "Sweet Lincoln's mullet!"
 * "Sweet Jesus!"
 * "Argh!"
 * "Mother of mercy!"

Taunt

 * "Ohhh, shut up!"


 * "Oh, hell, yes!"


 * "What's up with that?"


 * "Forget about it."


 * "Ha. Who's barking now?"


 * "Yeah, right."


 * "Yeah, that's right."

Follow Me

 * "Hey, c'mon, this way!"
 * "Follow me this way."
 * "Follow me."

Lead the Way

 * "Sure. You lead."
 * "I am right behind ya."
 * "Sure, lead on."
 * "Go on, I'll keep up."
 * "'Kay, go ahead."
 * "All right, I'll follow you."
 * All right I'm with ya.

Ready

 * "I'm here, I'm with ya."
 * "I got your back."
 * "Boy, I got your back."

Thank you

 * "Hey. Thanks"
 * To Ellis: "Hoo, thanks, Ellis; I guess I will keep you."
 * "Thanks. I owe you one."
 * "Oh, thanks for that."

Negative responses

 * "Can just one goddamn thing go right?!"
 * "Ohhh, this is bad."
 * "Oh, well...this just sucks."
 * "We are in some deep shit."
 * "Could this get any worse? I don't think so."
 * "Arg. Jesus Christ!"
 * "Goddamn it! Can just one more goddamn thing go wrong?"
 * "We don't have time for this shit!"
 * "This is some grave shit we got ourselves into."

Good Job

 * "Woo! Kick-ass!"
 * "You are on fire today!"
 * "Hey, nice job!"
 * "Oh, hell, yeah!"
 * "Nice shot!"
 * "That was cool!"
 * "Cool!"
 * "Good one!"

Reviving Another Survivor

 * Nick: "Nothing much."
 * Rochelle: "I knew you'd be okay."


 * "Oh, baby, we can't have you down there. Now get up."
 * "You're gonna have to suck it up. We need you a little bit longer."
 * "Oh, shit, just.... Get up, get up!"
 * "You're comin' or you're just gonna lay there all day... Let's get ya up."
 * "Can't stay down there forever... Let me get ya up."
 * "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were trying to kill yourself. Get up, now."
 * "Ohhh, man. I mean...uh...I mean...you look fine? Let's go."
 * "You've got to stop ending up down here...this is no way to stay alive."
 * "Hell if I'm carrying you, get up! "
 * "Look, the big man upstairs isn't ready to take you yet...let's get you on your feet."
 * "No time for this now...we have to keep you moving, let's get you up."
 * "Don't worry; you'll be fine...let's get you back on your feet."
 * "Come on, now! We don't have time for all this layin' around."
 * "Aah, I knew you'd be okay."
 * "You had me worried there... We can't lose you."
 * "The picture of health, good as new."
 * "Come on, come on, get your ass up."
 * "What in the hell have you gone and done now? Let's get going."
 * [ Reviving Coach ] "I've got a plan: Let's kill all the zombies, sound good?"
 * Coach: "Sounds like a plan."
 * [ Reviving Nick ] "So what's wrong with you?"

Reviving Another Survivor On Last Down

 * "You scared the shit outta me. I thought that was it for you...but if you go down again, you're meat."
 * "I'm no nurse, but you look pretty messed up...go down again and that's it..."
 * "You're scaring the shit out of me. You go down again and that's it for you..."
 * "I'm going to get you on your feet, but if we don't get you fixed up, you are not going to make it."
 * "Do you know what that is? It used to be inside of you...go down again and it's not going to matter..."

Hanging From Ledge

 * "While I am the best-looking girl hanging on﻿ a ledge, I wish I wasn't!... Hanging on a ledge I mean..."
 * "Don't even think about leaving me here!"
 * "Can someone help me? Damsel in distress over here!"
 * "OH! For the love of God, someone needs to help me up!"
 * "Hey...I, uh...kind of slipped!"

Helping Survivor Off Ledge

 * "Yeah, you look like a fool hanging down there... Let me help you up."
 * "Come on, boy, I'm not going to let you fall!"
 * "Don't worry; I'm not going to leave you hanging."
 * "Hang on, baby, I'm not going to let you fall."
 * "Did this seem like a good idea to you at some time?"

Incapacitated

 * "Damn! I'm down!"
 * "Boys, I'm down!"
 * "Gentlemen, I need some help!"
 * "For the love of God, someone help me!"
 * "Help me!"
 * "Oh, I need some help!"
 * "Hey, guys...I need some help!"

Revived

 * "Thanks, I owe you one"
 * "[Relieved sigh] Okay, thanks."
 * "That was close."
 * "Oh. Thanks for that."
 * "[Dazed and sarcastic] I'm great..no, this is good... I'm great."
 * [ After being helped up by Nick ] "Wow, Nick. I guess you do have a heart...A heart of gold!"

Healing Self

 * "Cover me! I'm gonna heal up."
 * "Cover me, please."
 * "Cover me while I patch myself up."
 * "Do one of you fine gentlemen mind covering me while I heal?"
 * " With my luck, I'm just going to make it worse."
 * "Stop guys, I have to heal."

Healed

 * "Whoo! All better now."
 * "Now I'm feeling right!"
 * "Now, thats what I'm talkin' about."

Healing Survivor

 * "Quit fussing and let me heal you..."
 * "Stop moving so I can heal you."
 * "Shit...you gotta quit moving so I can heal you."
 * "Stand still...Or I am going to mess this up."

Low Health

 * "Girl, you shoulda stayed at home..."
 * "Girl, you should've stayed with Jacob!"
 * "Knights of Columbus, this hurts!"
 * "Did this ever seem like a good idea?"
 * "Tonight's top story: Rochelle is not going to make it..."

On Last Down

 * "In case anyone was wondering...I'm about to die."
 * "This is how it's going to be, huh?"
 * "I think I really hurt something."
 * "By the beard of Zeus, this hurts!"
 * "This isn't happening...this isn't happening...this isn't happening."
 * "You have got to be kidding me..."
 * "Something's gotta break our way..."
 * "Okay, this was a bad idea."
 * "Son of a bee sting; this hurts!"
 * "Okay, that one really hurt."
 * "Does anyone else feel like crap right now?" (Verge of crying)
 * "This just in: Rochelle isn't going to make it..."
 * "I am too young to feel this old."
 * "This is some grim shit we got ourselves into..."
 * "[Voice breaking] I need to find some health"
 * "One of you fellas one to carry the cute girl?"
 * "I am too young, too beautiful to die!"

Saved by Defibrilator

 * "Whoa. So that's what being dead feels like..."
 * "Whoa...I do believe I owe you one."
 * "OW!! That friggin' hurts!"

Seeing

 * "Pills!"
 * "Pills here!"

Taking

 * "I got some pills."
 * "We're going to need these."
 * "I got these pills."
 * "Pills for me."

Using
"Now I'm feeling right!"

Seeing

 * "First aid here."
 * "First Aid!"
 * "First aid kit!"
 * "There's a first aid kit here!"
 * "First aid kit here!"

Taking

 * "Nothing to see... No health kit here..."
 * "Health here!"

Seeing

 * "Chest paddles here."
 * "Got a defib unit."
 * "Defibrilator here."

Seeing

 * "Adrenaline shot here."

Taking

 * "Grabbing a shot."

Nick

 * "I'll miss you, Nick. You were good to me."
 * "Ahh, Nick... Well, at least you were dressed for the funeral."
 * "Goodbye, Nick, I'm going to miss you..."

Ellis

 * " Aw, Ellis, I'm going to miss you..."
 * "Oh, Ellis, what did you go and do?"

Coach

 * "Do you think Coach was his first or last name?"
 * "Gonna miss you, Coach..."

If Two Survivors are Killed

 * "Shit, I guess you are the last man on Earth."

Trapped in a rescue closet

 * "Somebody? Anybody? Everybody! Help ...."
 * " I need to get out of here!"
 * "Hey guys! Don't leave me behind!"

Axe

 * "Axe me a question, I dare you."
 * "Axe!"

Cricket Bat

 * "Gonna whack somethin' with this."
 * "Cricket bat here."

Katana

 * "Grabbing a katana."
 * "Katana here."

Baseball Bat

 * "Oh, I know what to do with this!"

Guitar

 * "Grabbing a guitar."
 * "Guitar here."

Frying Pan

 * "Okay, nobody better make a crack about me being in the kitchen!"
 * "Frying pan!"
 * "This will work."

Crowbar

 * "Crowbar."

Nightstick

 * "Nightstick here."
 * "Grabbing a nightstick."

Machete

 * "Got a machete."
 * "Machete here."

Golf Club

 * "Grabbing a driver!"

Seeing/Taking

 * "Hell, yeah."
 * "Chainsaw here."

Rampaging

 * "DIE!"
 * *Growls*

Sub-Machine Gun

 * "...A machine gun!"

Shotgun

 * "Going with the shotgun..."
 * "Shotgun for me."

Hunting Rifle/Sniper Rifle

 * "I'm gonna check out this scope."
 * "I'll snipe."

AK-47/Assault Rifle/Combat Rifle

 * "I'll try this rifle."
 * "Rifle for me!"
 * "Taking the rifle."

Grenade Launcher

 * "Grenade launcher here!"

Pistol(s)

 * "Double pistols."

Magnum

 * "I am in love with this gun!"
 * "Dibs on the Magnum!"
 * "Woo. I love this gun!"
 * "Ooh. This is my new favorite!"
 * "Yeah, you are going to kill some zombies with me!"
 * "Oh, my God."
 * "This can kill some zombies!"
 * "Magnum here!"

Spotting

 * "Bottle of...puke, apparently."

Taking

 * "That had better not be what I think it is..."
 * "Grabbing a jar of puke."
 * "Grabbing a bile jar."
 * "Grabbing a jar of puke, apparently."

Throwing

 * "Heads up, bile incoming!"

Spotting
N/A

Taking

 * "Mama said not to play with fire...but..."
 * "Fire time."
 * "I'm grabbin' a molotov."

Throwing

 * "Molotov out!"
 * "Fire coming!"
 * "Burn, mother--!"
 * "Molotov coming!"
 * "Throwing a molotov!"

Spotting

 * "There's a pipe bomb here."
 * "Pipe bomb here."
 * "Pipe bomb."

Taking

 * "Grabbing a pipe bomb."
 * "Pipe bomb!"

Throwing

 * "Pipe bomb out!"

Spotting

 * "Incendiary ammo here!"

Taking

 * "Let's get a little bonfire going."
 * "Grabbin' incendiary ammo!"

Deploying

 * "Deploying incendiary ammo!"
 * "Everyone grab some incendiary ammo!"

Equipping

 * "Fire time."
 * "I'm not playin' now."

Spotting

 * "Frag rounds here."
 * "Explosive rounds here!"

Taking

 * "Grabbin' some frag rounds."

Deploying

 * "Deploying explosive rounds!"

Equipping

 * "Cool."

Ammo Cache

 * "Ammo here."

Reloading

 * "Reloading here!"
 * "Reloading!"

Seeing Weapon Cache

 * "All right! Weapons!"
 * "We have guns here!"
 * "Weapons over here!"

Horde Alerted

 * "Oh, it's on now!"
 * "Get ready."
 * "They're coming..."
 * "Here they come!"
 * "Party time!"
 * "Time to kick some ass."

Killing Special Infected

 * "That one's mine."
 * "Got it!"
 * "Dead."
 * "Taken care of."
 * "Kicked its ass!"
 * "Kicked it!"

Spotting

 * "Barf bag!"
 * "Boomer!"
 * "Oh shit, there's a fat guy!"
 * "Big guy!"
 * "Fat guy!"

Vomited on

 * "He just... Vomit."
 * "Damn it! I just washed this!"
 * "Oh, God, eugh!"
 * "Ick! Jesus, ew. Ugh!"
 * "Oh, ugh! Oh, not again!"

Hearing

 * "oh, what the hell is that?"

Spotting

 * "Charger!"
 * "One of those charging things!"

Being Pummeled

 * "Charger's got me!"
 * "This thing is crushin' me! "
 * "[Grunt] I'm gettin' my ass...beat."
 * "You've got to shoot this thing!"
 * "It's killing me! Shoot it!"
 * "I'm not playin' with this thing, help!"
 * "Ugh, don't bash, shoot!"
 * "Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot this thing!"

Hearing

 * "Ugh, I hear a Hunter."
 * "A Hunter's around. Don't get pounced."
 * "Hear that? I heard some of the infected mutated."

Spotting

 * "Hoodie bastard!"
 * "One of those pouncing things!"
 * "HOODIE!!"

Pounced on

 * "Ah! Get this thing off me! Help!"
 * "AH! GET IT..."

Survivor is Pounced

 * "Get that thing off him!"

Hearing

 * "Oh, Shit, I hear a Jockey."
 * "Jockey around.."
 * "I hear one of those little things.."
 * "Uh oh, I hear a, what do you call it, a Jockey?"

Spotting

 * "Jumper!"
 * "Jockey!"

Being Ridden

 * "Get this thing off my head!"
 * "Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
 * "I can't breathe, get it off me!"
 * "Oh it's, it's on my face!"
 * "I can't see; this thing is on me!"
 * "Let go let go let go!"
 * "Get this thing of me!"
 * "AGH! LET GO! LET GO! LET GO!"

Another Survivor being ridden

 * "Holy shit, that thing's riding him!"
 * " That things' riding him!"

Spotting

 * "SMOKER!"

Grabbed

 * "Smoker's got me!"
 * "No, no-no-no-n--"
 * "What just grabbed me?!"
 * "Ah! What the hell is going on here?!"
 * "NOOOOO"

Spotting

 * "SPITTER!"
 * "Crazy neck!"
 * "Green guy!"

Spit Incoming

 * "Watch out, goo!"
 * "This zombie spits burning shit!"
 * "Heads up, goo!"
 * "Goo incoming!"
 * "Watch out, or it'll wind up in your face."

Spit on

 * "Ah! What is this shit?!"
 * "Damn, this stuff hurts!"
 * "Burning shit!"
 * "Ow, move!"
 * "Oh Jesus..this zombie spits burning shit!"

Hearing

 * "I'm gonna give that Witch something to cry about. Turn off your light, quiet, NOW."
 * "Listen up, a Witch! Turn your flashlights off."
 * "I hear a Witch crying...kill your light!"

Spotting

 * "WITCH!"

Witch is Being Disturbed

 * "Who's pissing off the Witch?!?
 * "Um, guys, that Witch is getting mad,"

Witch is startled

 * "Holy shit!"
 * "Sweet Jesus!"
 * "Aw damn!"
 * "My bad, my bad, my bad!"
 * "Outta my way!"
 * "Kill the damn thing!"
 * "Shoot her! Shoot her!"

Tank

 * "Kill it, kill it!"
 * "Don't stop shooting!"
 * "Okay, shoot the shit out of that thing!"
 * "Light it up!"
 * "Shoot it! Shoot it!"
 * "Holy shit, what's that?"
 * "Oh god damn that thing's big!"
 * "Aw, shit! Tank!"
 * Only said during The Passing while in the port, "Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy Shit! HOLY SHIT!"

Hazmat Infected

 * "Great. Infected in hazmat suits."


 * Despite this, she actually says "Great. Zombies in hazmat Suits."
 * "Fireproof zombies. Hooray!"

Jimmy Gibbs Jr.

 * "Dibbs on Gibbs!"

Mudmen

 * "Holy shit, there really are mud people!"

Riot Infected

 * "Spin them around and shoot them in the back!"

Dead Center
[ While in the elevator and another Survivor is dead ] "Did we all make it? Who did we lose back there? I think his name was Ellis/Nick/Coach."

[ Entering Whitaker's Gun Store ] "Oh, sweet Jesus, look at all these guns!"
 * [ At the Campaign start ] "I think those things are down there... Grab a weapon."
 * "[In disbelief] Okay. Now I'm killing zombies..."
 * "The media mentioned things worse than zombies..."
 * "[Nervous] We should grab some weapons. I work in the news and the news says we should definitely grab some weapons."
 * "I've been hearing about things...you know what? Never mind...but just...grab a weapon."
 * [ Studying the map ] "Reports were really fragmented...CEDA never told anyone it was this bad."
 * "I think CEDA should have been telling us to do more than just wash our hands."
 * "It looks like Atlanta's already fallen."
 * "Look at this map... Guys, we need to get to New Orleans. Fast."
 * [When hearing Hunter's growling for the first time] "Reports says that there's something that is worse than zombies"
 * "Would you look at all these guns?!"
 * [ Talking to Whitaker before entering the Mall ] "Don't worry, mister, we'll get you that cola!"


 * [ After finishing the gun store panic event ] "[Whispering] "Oh, shit, I think I grabbed diet cola. We should get outta here. [Yelling to Whitaker] Hey, thanks, mister!"


 * [ Seeing Jimmy Gibbs Jr. Poster ] "Anybody know who this Jimmy Gibbs guy is?"


 * Ellis: "Only the greatest stock car racer of all time. Try readin' a book sometime."


 * Rochelle: "Jimmy Gibbs Jr....yay."


 * [ On Ellis's escape plan ] "Okay. So plan A is find this race car...Plan B is we stay in this mall and die."
 * "Well...it's a plan. I don't know if it's a good plan, but it's a plan..."

The Passing
The Riverbank

Rochelle: "Oh, thank God! I thought I might be the last woman on Earth."
 * [ Encountering Zoey in the Intro ] Zoey: "Hello down there!"

Zoey: "Yeah...I know that feeling."

Francis: "Go to hell, suit."
 * Nick: "For the last goddamn time, lower the goddamn bridge, you goddamn vest-wearing grease monkey!"

Rochelle: "Hey, boys! Okay, if we get to the other side, can you help us lower it?"

Francis: "Hell yeah, I'll help you."

Rochelle: "See, Nick? You should try being nice sometime. Thank you!"

Francis: "Would if I could. Can't. Come around to the other side and we can lower it together."
 * [ To Francis in the Intro ] "Hey there, can you lower the bridge?"

Rochelle: "Is the path even clear to the other side?"

Francis: "Yeah."

Rochelle: "Then it's a date!"
 * [ To Francis in the Intro ] "Lower the bridge and I'll tell you how old I am!"
 * [ To Francis in the Intro ] "If you help us lower the bridge, I'll give you a kiss."
 * "Coach, you know anything about this under-the-river tour?"
 * Coach: "I don't know. Goes under the river." [Alternate Line] "Uhh...yeah, it's historic."


 * Rochelle: "Well, okay... Good enough."

The Underground Rochelle: "Anyone who survives this shit is going to be in great shape!" / "You look good Coach!" Nick: "What's the matter, sweetie, playing hard to get?"
 * [ Reacting to the bride Witch ] "You see? This is why I hate weddings."
 * "This is one wedding where I don't mind being the bridesmaid."
 * "Something old, something new, something about to rip your guts out..."
 * "I don't know what she's crying about, but at least she got married..."
 * [In Safe House] Coach: "All this runnin' around we been doing? Shit, I bet I lost, what, five pounds."
 * "Ellis, honey...I've been thinking. Somewhere down the road, do you mind if we trade up for a car with...say, working doors and a backseat?"
 * [ Checking out Jukebox ] "Ugh. This jukebox sucks."
 * Rochelle: "Do you really think we can trust that guy?"

Rochelle: "What?"

Nick: "I saw the way you were looking at him."

Rochelle: "You're outta your mind!"

Nick: "He could be the one."

Rochelle: "Then again, he is better looking than you." Rochelle: "I have good memories, too...of having never been to a boiled peanut festival."
 * Coach: "The city of Rayford: Used to have a boiled peanut festival here. Bunch of good memories."
 * "Get into the pool hall."

Rochelle: "Motivated. Okay, we've got to get motivated. Hey, Ellis, I hear there's a stock car museum in New Orleans." Ellis: "Get outta here! All right!" Rochelle: "Coach, we make it to New Orleans, there's a cheeseburger museum!" Coach: "Oh. In my heart, I'm there already."

Rochelle: "Hey, Nick there's a-" Nick: "Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good."
 * [ Crossing the plank between buildings ] "I am not looking down."
 * "Hey, Nick. Splash fight?"

The Port Rochelle: "Thanks, Francis. Nice vest."
 * Nick: "Don't you dare."
 * "Nick, there's a turd on your shoulder."
 * "Hey, Nick, this your suitcase?"
 * "Why is it always water?"
 * "Stay off the dirt. It's historical."
 * "I hope Phase Two is as good as Phase One."
 * "Maybe there's no zombies down there... Who am I kidding?"
 * "Phase Two? Wait, Phase One was finished?"
 * "Only in the South would this pass as a museum."
 * "Five dollars well spent."
 * "I never had so much fun learning."
 * "That was almost as bad as the Seattle underground museum."
 * "Phase Two is a lot more interesting than Phase One..."
 * [ In response to Ellis finding a 'candy bar' ] "Oh, Ellis! I'm not laughing! I'm not, I'm not laughing."
 * "Hey, Nick, you've got something on your shoulder."
 * [ Meeting L4D Survivors at finale ] Francis: "'Dee-Pec Mode'. Classy. Nice shirt, Rochelle."

Zoey: "Francis? Really? Tell me you're joking."

Francis: "What? Obviously she's a woman of taste."

Rochelle: "Yeah. Thanks, but in the meantime, we should get to work on that generator..."

Zoey: "Uh, okay. You guys go down to the generator and get it working. I'm going to stay here and vomit."

Nick: "What ya nervous about? You had your chance, you didn't do shit, and now you get to watch Nick take care of business."
 * [ In the Safe Room before meeting up with the Survivors ]

Rochelle: "Nick, as one of the last two women in the world, I can say half of the women in the world hate you."

Dark Carnival

 * "Umm, guys, this is the ladies room."
 * Nick: "Excuse me." / "Don't look at me like that."
 * "I think I've had nightmares with this peanut."
 * "Look at that, its eyes follow you."
 * "This is the most relaxing safe room I have ever been in."
 * "Gee, my bedroom was painted like this...baby blue...I think maybe my dad wanted a boy..."
 * [ Figuring out Coach's plan involving the Midnight Riders ] "...And that will signal the chopper! Coach, that's brilliant! ...I'm sorry about all the bad things I said about your crappy band..."
 * [ Moving through an air duct beside the Tunnel of Love ] "Ah, the air duct of love."
 * [ Seeing the rescue chopper arrive at the finale ] "Coach, you are the smartest man alive!"
 * [ Seeing the rescue chopper arrive at the finale ] "Coach, you are the smartest man alive!"

Swamp Fever

 * [ Continuing Coach's phrase at the start of Swamp Fever ] "When they say, 'Stay out,' I'm sure they meant someone else."
 * [ Agreeing with Nick's shooting of the pilot ] "That's true. If I had to pick a low point in the flight, it would probably be when he stopped flying the chopper and...attacked us. Anyone know where we are?"
 * [ Reaching the ferry ] "It looks like they've all left...and gone deeper into the swamp. Well, great. "
 * "Earl's Gator Village? This just keeps getting better..."
 * [ When ferry arrives at the Swamp Fever ] "Everyone, on the ferry!"
 * "Time to ride the ferry!"
 * [ On the ferry ] "Ellis, does that tattoo mean anything?"
 * Ellis: "Oh, this here? It means I'm a badass zombie-killin' machine."
 * Rochelle: "Wow. You must have amazing foresight to get that."


 * "So, Nick, what do you think the chances are the swamp people are still alive?"
 * Nick: "What, alive and Infected, or alive and not zombies?"
 * Rochelle: "Not zombies."
 * Nick: "100 to 1."
 * Rochelle: "Sounds about right."


 * [ Responding to Ellis about the blood farmers ] "Blood farmers? Boy, what in the hell are you talking about?"
 * [ Reading the 'No Swimming' sign at the ferry ] "You're telling me they actually had to post a sign to keep people from swimming in the gator pool? All right..."
 * "No swimming in the Gator Park. Good to know!"
 * "Okay, stay on the walkway."
 * [ Reaching the Drainage Pipe Safe Room ] "That's an encouraging sign. There's still power!"
 * [ Stepping into the swamp ] "Okay, this is creepy. "
 * [ Wandering in the swamp ] "I am sick to death of this mud."
 * "Good thing I'm wearing boots..."
 * "Okay. Enough of the mud, already!"
 * "My feet are never going to dry..."
 * [ Searching the Shanty Town for supplies ] "If anybody could survive this...it would be people who live like this..."
 * [ Observing the Plane Wreckage ] " Zombies hit mid-flight I guess..."
 * "Holy shit... A downed plane!"
 * [ At the emergency door of a fallen plane at the Crash Site ] "You're kidding me. The only way forward is through an emergency door?"
 * [ Opening the Airplane Hatch ] "I've always wanted to do this."
 * [ In the Swamp People's Safe House ] "Goddamn it, the swamp people are zombies. Oh, zombie swamp people, I'm sorry...I gotta shoot you."
 * "Oh, shit, they didn't make it..."
 * "Hey, Ellis. A bathtub...heard of one before?"
 * [ Observing the pile of dead animal carcasses ] "We had heard reports that the infection might spread through mammals, but..."
 * Ellis: "So they just killed them all?
 * Rochelle: "Better safe than sorry, I guess..."
 * [At End of Shanty Town] "There's the grounds!"

Hard Rain

 * [ While in the Sugar Mill ] "Hey, we can take that elevator down to the field."
 * [ Reading the sign about gas shortages ] "Next gas...two miles... Well, shit."
 * [ Upon hearing a Witch ] "I'm gonna give that witch something to cry about."
 * [ Noticing another Witch crying ] "How many goddamn witches are there?"
 * [ As the rain begins ] "Um, does it flood around here?"
 * "Oh, it's really coming down hard."
 * [ As the floodwater rises ] "It flooded fast."
 * [ On leaving the gas station ] "Does everybody have enough gas? 'Cause I do not want to make this trip twice."
 * "This should be easy; we just need to grab some diesel."

The Parish

 * [ When seeing the "Where is CEDA?" graffiti in The Park ] "Good question. Where is CEDA? I just see zombies... "
 * [ When passing The Park bathrooms ] "Ugh. Whats that smell?"
 * Ellis: "Smells nice, don't it?"
 * Coach: "Smells like people been living here and shit."


 * [ On being bombed by the military ] "What are they doing?!"
 * "Something tells me they're not checking for survivors anymore..."
 * [ Seeing the Bridge ] "There's the bridge...you're sure they're going to be there?"

Cold Stream
awaiting info...

Friendly Fire

 * "Check yourself before you wreck yourself, fool!"
 * "That better have been an accident!"
 * "Don't make me get ugly with you!"
 * "I hope that was an accident!"
 * "Sweet Jesus, you shot me!"
 * "STOP IT!"
 * "Stop shooting me!"
 * "Somebody shot me..."
 * "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... Seriously?"
 * "Hey, what's your name? Don't shoot me!"
 * "You got some serious issues with that gun."
 * "Have you lost your mind?"
 * "Okay. I cannot believe you just shot me."
 * "Ow. HEY!"
 * "Try shooting some damn zombies."
 * "Do. Not. Shoot me."
 * "What is up with you shooting me?!"
 * "Watch where you're shooting!"
 * "What the hell are you doing?!"
 * "Who the hell shot me?"
 * "Oh, no, you didn't just shoot me!"

Scavenge

 * [ At the beginning of Scavenge Mode ] "Find some gas, guys!"

Community

 * "Damn, it is cold!"
 * "It's cold as Clevland in December."
 * "I could use a jacket right now."
 * "Train station!"
 * "All aboard! Toot-toot!"
 * "That's a basic training camp."
 * "Popcorn! I love popcorn! You, Coach?"
 * "Nick! This looks familiar?"

Badwater Basin

 * "Push the cart!"


 * "Would you push the cart?"

Discreaper Dedux

 * "This is gonna be a hell of a night!"


 * "Damn, it's windy."

Haunted Forest, by Dr. Boo

 * "Great! Like zombies aren't bad enough, we have ghosts!"

Unused
These ones can be found among the Steam files but either can't be found or don't play in game.
 * (world04) "We're here, Crescent City. I'll tell you now, I'm not showing anyone my tits."
 * "Guys, guys! Now is not the time for a pissing contest! The building is on fire; let's get off this roof while we still can."