User:Hugh G. Rection

Hugh G. Rection (Born BC 134) is a legendary Left 4 Dead enthusiast and player and is best known for being a total badass. He is a recluse and is rarely seen away from his computer which is allegedly located in an underground bunker in the Antarctic. In game, he is normally seen playing as Francis, and has been known to go on "Norwegian Super Viking Berserker Furies", which normally consists of him destroying every infected on the map while screaming "RAGE!" into his microphone.



Background
Hugh G. Rection was a devoted follower of the Left 4 Dead game since its announcement on November 21st, 2006. It is widely known that he destroyed 14 buildings with his bare hands and punted a baby upon hearing the news. On Thursday, November 6, 2008 Hugh G. Rection did not receive his demo code from Gamestop soon enough, so he called Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick the store he had pre-ordered from. Funerals for employees working there were held the following week.

Hugh G. Rection played the demo so long that the w,a,s,d,r,f and space bar keys from his keyboard became embedded into his fingers.

Associations With Other Badasses
Some of Hugh G. Rection's associates/followers/worshipers include:

Chuck Norris, Technoviking, Jason Bourne, Don Vito Corleone, Agent 47, Anton Chigurh, Spartacus, Daniel Plainview, Paul Newman, and Billy Graham

Hugh G. Rection was very angry that none of these people played Left 4 Dead, so he deleted all of them from his Facebook. They still hang out though.

Process of Paying Homage to Hugh G. Rection
If Hugh G. Rection is ever met in game via Matchmaking, you are to allow him to play as Francis and say, "All hail to my Hugh G. Rection! We are all honored to see this Hugh G. Rection and vow to never let him down!"

Give all health packs and pain pills to Hugh G. Rection, as well as any Molotovs or Pipe Bombs you may find.