User:TheDesertFox

To come upon love without seeking it is the only way to find it.

Generally badass and/or epic events
I have several of these, but the only worthy one I remember clearly has to be my first time playing through No Mercy on Expert with two friends and a bot, me trying to get the "Zombicidal Maniac" achievement. I had tried Crash Course in the past, but at the generator going out we always ended up dying. Anyway. We were on the finale, and kept dying. We all (excluding the bot, who always went first) ended up camping on one of the corners of the roof (the ones with the searchlights) and lasted till the very end. When the chopper arrived, we all jumped onto the main upper roof, I threw my pipe bomb, and a Hunter jumped one of my teammates, who was on the lower end of the ramp leading to the helipad. I opened up with my M16 to try and shoot it off him, but as soon as I do this my other friend walks in front of me and I accidentally incap him (I was bringing up the rear). The Hunter is still on my first teammate, the second one is down, a Tank just showed up and was about to punch the guy who was pounced, the pipe bomb had exploded, and a Boomer who was in front of me before the helipad just vomited on the downed friend. I started to leg it, and the first guy yelled "RUN! FUCK IT, JUST RUN!" and a second later he gets killed. I melee the Boomer away, jump on the helo, and the credits roll with me as the sole survivor. I was proud.

Rather pointless facts
I am a firm believer in youth rights.

I am a firm believer in gay rights.

I am an agnostic with atheist tendencies.

I am of German heritage.

Hardly any of my contacts in Skype come online anymore.

I play Mil-Sim airsoft.

I strongly dislike Apple products.

The shoebox to my left is gathering dust.

9/11 was not a conspiracy, you twats.

I don't see what's so great about the autospamguns or AKM.

I'm sick of people playing MW2.

I am a Minarchist.

Most umbrellas don't last two years.

I find the G3 to be the best firearm in L4D2.

When I heard that one of the original Survivors is going to die in The Passing, my reaction to this was the same as Doctor Robotnik's reaction to losing his shuttle in deep space: I got out of my chair, faced down the screen and yelled "WHY!?".

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