Coach/Quotes


 * [ When shot at ] "Hey! Stop shooting me, all right!?"
 * "EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!"
 * "Lets not start shooting each other now, okay?"
 * "Shoot me again and you'll be meeting your maker, right soon!"
 * "There gonna be some Biblical shit if you do that again."
 * "That isn't All Star Shooting!"
 * [ When constricted ] "(raspy) Get this mother fu(coughs) off me!"
 * [ When low on health ] "Crazy sons'v bitches messin' me up!"
 * "*various splatting sounds*"
 * [ When car alarm starts ] "Game on, ladies..."
 * [ When he picks some incendiary ammo ] "Boo-yeah!"
 * [ When he is going to throw a molotov or a pipe bomb ] "Fire in the HOOOOOLE!"
 * "GRENAAADE."
 * [ Reading the sign at the start of The Swamp ] "No CEDA, No Military, Stay Out..."
 * [ Upon seeing the Whispering Oaks sign in Dark Carnival ] "Whoah, Whispering Oaks! Shit... I used to get there as a kid."
 * Nick: "Good. Now we can die there as adults."


 * [ Answering Ellis at the ferry in Swamp Fever ] "(singing quietly) Though I walk, through the valley of the shadow of death..."
 * 'Ellis:  (interrupting) "Yeah! I'm walk'n in that valley 'n I'll kick some ass!"
 * [ When ferry arrives at the Swamp Fever ] "Put you all up there."
 * [ When the fishing boat arrives in the plantation] "*Repeatedly blows sports whistle*"
 * [ When being revived ] "They oughta name a school after me for this shit."
 * [ When being revived ] "Alright, thanks."
 * [When picking up pills] "I know one thing: I'm grabbin' pills!"