User:Imperialscouts

About me
That picture is there because I think it's hilarious. What are the odds? Seriously, there isn't even that much clipping in it.

Obviously, I'm a Left 4 Dead fan and the copies of Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2 are for the 360. I play online occasionally. I'd like to think I'm not horrendous but... I'm not really the one who would decide that, am I? I'm thinking of picking up another copy (I have two 360s, long story) so I can system link and FINALLY play the game without bots. The only problem would be finding enough people in my house to play them game with, right now I've only got my brother (and every once in a while, my sister).

I live on a military base, that's cool. I get to see a lot of helicopters come in and out, watch Strykers drive past, and not pay tax on groceries... fun stuff.

Other games I like: Halo (series), Gears of War (series), Mario games (Hey, who doesn't?), Mercenaries (Series... it's not very well known), Dead rising, most Star Wars games (especially KotOR), Assassin's Creed, Batman: Arkham Asylum (first good batman game!), Call of Duty games (as long as they are done by Activision), everything in the Orange box, others I'm not bothering to think of...

I have six siblings (Two sisters, a brother, a step-sister, a half-sister, and a half-brother). All younger. Hold your sympathy, I don't hate any of them. Strange in today's world, I think.

Alright, I'm incredibly sarcastic. Being sarcastic's fun! Note: If I'm sarcastic to you, please don't get offended, I try not to be rude but, hey, it happens. I don't mean anything by it. I may not be that sarcastic seeming in some of the stuff I do on a wiki, there's less chances to be sarcastic and I don't go out of my way to be sarcastic. It comes naturally.

Some Random Facts:

I accept all friend requests without any serious thought.

I dabbled in writing occasionally.

I laugh at (intentionally) stupid edits. Then I delete them.

I suck at texting. And have no cell phone.

I do not care if you know my name. It would take a military ID to find me.

I live very close to valve's headquarters. Relatively speaking anyway.

I consider video games an art form.

I believe in my religion, even though I'm a terrible example for it. That's hipocrisy for ya.

Despite my constant sarcasm, I'm a fairly positive person.

I know this is stupid.

Louis became my favorite character I went over to my friends house, decided to try out L4D, watched the intro scene, and laughed out loud when he screamed "(Do?) you like that?" at the witch.

Zoey became my other favorite character when her AI kept healing me back when I was first playing. (Four times in a row.)

While I agree that headshots are a sign of skill, I don't think they should have very much focus in "dis is how gud I are at left 4 ded" discussions. Teamwork is more important.

I bought a cheap mic. It broke. I need another.

I'm better at the first Left 4 Dead.

I think the Left 4 Dead 2 boycott was stupid. Very stupid.

I gave considerable, serious thought to whether or not Gordon Freeman could beat the Master Chief in a fight. I eventually concluded that if we made a "real" Master Chief and a "real" Gordon Freeman fought, the Master Chief would win. He's a biologically enhanced Super-Soldier trained since the age of six (and I think by the Halo games, he's 41) who wears a suit that enhances him even more. Whereas Gordon Freeman is a 27 year old theoretical physicist who has a strange aptitude for firearms and alien killing. HOWEVER, in-game (meaning that using the rules that Halo uses for the Master Chief and Half-Life uses for Gordon Freeman), the Master Chief would be destroyed. Think about it. The differences in health system, the gravity gun, the fact the Master Chief is very susceptible to flying things hitting him, the fact that Gordon Freeman can carry all his guns at once and that the Master Chief can only carry two...

You are reading words.

In Team Fortress 2 my best class is the Scout.

It took me forever to realize that my gamertag (imperial1scout) applies well to my preference of the Scout.

I knew that Master Chief was a real rank before I played Halo.

I love to use Ellipsis’s (...) a lot. You may have already noticed that one...

As I type this I'm holding a baby. He's trying to eat my shoulder. And won't stop crying.

Now that we're at the end, this list isn't worth reading.

My contributions

 * User contributions

My favorite pages

 * Louis
 * Zoey
 * Ellis
 * Coach
 * Ellis/Quotes (Read his stories about Kieth)
 * Hunter
 * No Mercy
 * Crash Course

Userboxes
 



My Userboxes speak for themselves.

My thoughts on Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead is awesome! It will be a game I play for years and years to come. If you listen to the commentary, you can tell that this was a game that had a lot of thought put in to making it. I love co-op; video games are so much better with someone else to play with. The fact that with the Hunter and Smoker you need a teammate to save yourself makes it so much more intense. The characters are realistic and I really grew attached to the whole group. Left 4 Dead's spawn system pretty cool and makes it easy to play it over and over again (as the designer's intended). In my opinion the game isn't so much scary as it is intense, which is good, because I'm not too good with scary stuff.

My thoughts on Left 4 Dead 2
As good as Left 4 Dead is, Left 4 Dead 2 is so much better. The new special infected heighten the whole experience and melee weapons fit in so naturally you may never use pistols again (though you may think on the new high caliber pistol). The new weapons, uncommon infected, connected campaigns, new gameplay modes, and new talents that the director can use all tie in to make a much improved game. The only complaints I may have are that the game it's not for those who haven't played the first one as it is harder (which isn't too bad, just play the first one) and that I liked original survivors more.