User:Cpl. Wilding

About me
Who am I? Basically, I'm like the Scout: Kind of a big deal. I play Left 4 Dead 2, Call of Duty, Team Fortress 2 and Hearts of Iron 3. Also, if that weren't enough I'm a self-proclaimed sociopathic wargaming German-Welsh-Irish-Scottish-Cherokee mix who enjoys speaking in British, Boston, German and Russian accents. What now, chucklenut?!

Left 4 Dead
In game I usually play as either Ellis or Nick. Online I can be seen by the names Bomb Throwing Drunk, apostalworker and Your_Own_Stupidity. I tend to stick to single-player but I'll sometimes play Versus. If you don't care about how much I suck at Versus/playing Infected then add me and lulz will ensue. I like playing as the Smoker, Charger and Hunter, though I also do well as the Boomer at times.

Writings
In one of my roleplays/writings I portray Dr. Richtofen (lol) a character who studied the Infection before meeting up with a Zombie Resistance Group. He also worked for C.E.D.A. before working with the German government. In the end, he runs out on his own to collect ammo and is killed by the Infected, to be rediscovered later to be the only male "Witch" (named Warlocks by his surviving comrades).

Hilarious Moments and Epic Fails

 * Playing Versus on Dead Center as Ellis, I was grabbed by a Charger and launched off the ledge of the hotel.
 * While playing as Spitter in Versus, I spat on three puked Survivors and incapacitated two of them.
 * While playing as the Tank on The Coaster, I threw a rock at Coach and managed to hit Nick who was right behind him, incapacitating both of them.
 * Same as the 1st moment, but had three of four Survivors (myself included) trapped on a ledge while Rochelle got us up without a single Infected attack.
 * Managed to ride a Survivor towards a Witch, and after being killed watched as the Survivors panicked at the Witch...while being attacked by a Hunter and a Charger at the same time.