User:ZombieKitten

&nbsp Hi, my name is Lydia! I am a young gamer from Australia. I have the American version of Left for Dead 2 as the censors pissed me off. I am STILL trying to get my mitts on the original Left for Dead and I will not rest until I not only gotten LFD, but have clocked it too. My other interests are the Elder Scrolls Series, my kitten Coco (which is partially where my username came from) and sacrificing newborn puppies to the Internet Gods. I hate homework, chickenpox and the bloody girly-girls at my school. I have tried to sacrifice them, but alas...

Ok, there is MOAR!

TANK POEM

Oh Tank, I hate you make no mistake,

I wish you would jump in a lake.

You knock me down into the grass,

I hate the site of your big fat ASS.

So go and do me a favor, Tank,

Go away and give me a BREAK!