Ellis/Quotes


 * [ When he sees the statue of Andrew Jackson ] "Man, I wish we had a horse. I love horses."
 * [ When he finds a weapon ] "Hey, some guns here! Who ain't right in the head now?"
 * (Chuckles and says quietly) "Look who's got an axe..."
 * [ When he spots a Molotov ] "Mol'tov here!"
 * [ When he is going to throw a Molotov ] "Fire coming!"
 * [ When finding a pickup ] "All right, all right!"
 * [ When seeing the Infected or someone gets hit ] "Look out now!"
 * [ When shot ] "Man, why you shooting me? Shoot zombies, not me!"
 * "Damn, this is not funny!"
 * "Stop shooting me, it won't help you anyway."
 * [ When healing ] "Can somebody wait up? I'm gonna heal."
 * [ When healing a teammate ] "Here ya go, had no use of this anyhow I don't get shot."
 * "I can't make it on my own! Help me!"
 * [ When someone is incapacitated ] "Hang on there."
 * [ When he is grabbed by a Charger ] "Aw Hell! He's poundin' me to death!
 * [ Before the emergency door event starts at The Crash Site ] "Somebody's gonna open this door."
 * [ When vomited on by a Boomer ] "Aw Hell! This sucks."
 * [ When sees a Spitter ] "Hey, it's a Spitter!"
 * [ When spat on by a Spitter ] "YUCK! Spitter goo!"
 * [ When sees a Hunter ] "We got a Hunter!"
 * [ When he sees a Jockey ] "We got a Jockey!!"
 * [ While traveling on the cable ferry ] "Coach? Any inspirational words while we enter the swamps?"
 * Coach: "Though I walk, through the valley of the shadow of death..."
 * [ Interrupting Coach ] "Yeah! I'm walk'n in that valley'n I'm kick'n some ass!"


 * [ After shooting several stuffed elephants ] "I think I might win somethin'..."
 * [ Upon seeing a blocked path in Dark Carnival's backrooms ] "Man, I've got pain in my bulbs..."
 * [ Answering Nick at the start of Dark Carnival ] Nick: “I hate to be the bearer of bad-news guys, but unless Ellis knows how to build a monster truck we ain’t driving through this”
 * "Sorry guys, guess this wasn’t such a hot idea after all."
 * Nick: “Goddamn you, Jimmy Gibs, Jr.!”
 * Ellis: “Now that’s not cool, Nick.”