User:Five Dog

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This is Five Dog, kiddies! Coming to you from my safe room in the middle of this post-apocalyptic zombie nightmare!

Remember kids, when the zombies come, there ain't no sense in letting them get close! Run, hide, or fight if you got the balls and the guns, but for god's sake don't go waving the white flag. They'll just eat it.

For anyone interested, Five Dog is also active on the Fallout Wiki.