Rochelle/Quotes

A list of Rochelle's Quotes heard so far in Left 4 Dead 2.

Intro

 * [When seeing Mudmen in the Zombie Survival Guide Trailer]
 * "What the hell is that?"
 * [In the Zombie Survival Guide Trailer, when the Spitter appears]
 * "This is some grim shit we got ourselves into..."
 * [When fending off the Horde]
 * "Get back! Get back!"
 * [When the military begins to bomb Veterans Memorial Bridge in Zombie Survival Guide trailer]
 * "Stop the bombing run!"
 * [Talking to Ellis in Zombie Survival Guide trailer]
 * "Hey... Kill all sons-of-bitches, right?"

No Casualties

 * "Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah."
 * "Oh, hell, yes!"
 * "Shit, we are all right."
 * "I know we can do better."
 * "All right! This party is over!"
 * "Yeah, all bark; no bite."
 * "That was close."
 * "Did we all make it? Yes, we did!"
 * "We almost didn't make it!"
 * "Live and in the flesh!"
 * "Thanks to you guys, I am the baddest woman alive!"
 * "Oh, I think we're going to make it!"
 * "Oh, we kicked ass, yes, we did! Woo!"
 * "Woo! We're really doing this!"
 * "Ooh, we are doing it, all right!"
 * "Ha-ha-ha! We are kickin' it!"
 * "Woo, that's about as close as I like to cut it."
 * "We made it uh huh, uh huh, we made it oh yeah."

With Casualties

 * "What happened to us?"
 * "Okay, we can do this! We can do this!"

Waiting For Others Inside the Safe Room

 * "What in the hell are you doing out there? Get inside!"
 * "Everyone, in here!"

Nick

 * "Hey, suit!"
 * "Nicolas!"
 * "Yo, Nick!"
 * "Nick!"
 * "Suit!"
 * "Hey, fancy man."
 * "Hey, sharp dresser."

Ellis

 * "Yo, Ellis."
 * "Hey, hee-haw!"
 * "Young'un."
 * "Hey, little guy!"
 * "Yo, young'un!"
 * "Yo, dude!"

Coach

 * "Big guy."
 * "Coach."

After a Period of Idling

 * "Uh, can we get going?"
 * "Time to get going."
 * "C'mon, let's go!"

Interrupting Ellis's stories

 * "Ellis, sweetie, can this wait?"

Commands
These are derived from the PC commands when using the Z, X, or C keys.

Yes

 * "Oh, hell, yeah!"
 * "Yes."
 * "Why, yes."
 * "Sure."

No

 * "A-heh. No way."
 * "Seriously. No."
 * "Boy, no way!"
 * "Heh. Oh, please."
 * "NO!"
 * "Oh, no, no, no, no, noooooo."

Look

 * "Check this shit out."
 * "Look."
 * "Look at this."
 * "Look here!"
 * "Watch out."
 * "Over there!"

Argh

 * "Blarg!"
 * "Sweet Lincoln's mullet!"
 * "Sweet Jesus!"
 * "Argh!"
 * "Mother of mercy!"

Taunt

 * "Ohhh, shut up!"
 * "Oh, hell, yes!"
 * "What's up with that?"
 * "Forget about it."
 * "Ha. Who's barking now?"
 * "Yeah, right."
 * "Yeah, that's right."

Follow Me

 * "Hey, c'mon, this way!"
 * "Follow me this way."
 * "Follow me."

Lead the Way

 * "Sure. You lead."
 * "I am right behind ya."
 * "Sure, lead on."
 * "Go on, I'll keep up."
 * "'Kay, go ahead."
 * "All right, I'll follow you."
 * All right I'm with ya.

Ready

 * "I'm here, I'm with ya."
 * "I got your back."
 * "Boy, I got your back."

Thank you

 * "Hey. Thanks"
 * To Ellis: "Hoo, thanks, Ellis; I guess I will keep you."
 * "Thanks. I owe you one."
 * "Oh, thanks for that."

Negative responses

 * "Can just one goddamn thing go right?!"
 * "Ohhh, this is bad."
 * "Oh, well... this just sucks."
 * "We are in some deep shit."
 * "Could this get any worse? I don't think so."
 * "Arg. Jesus Christ!"
 * "Goddamn it! Can just one more goddamn thing go wrong?"
 * "We don't have time for this shit!"
 * "This is some grave shit we got ourselves into."

Good Job

 * "Woo! Kick-ass!"
 * "You are on fire today!"
 * "Hey, nice job!"
 * "Oh, hell, yeah!"
 * "Nice shot!"
 * "That was cool!"
 * "Cool!"
 * "Good one!"

Hurry

 * Come on, get the lead out!"
 * "Would you hurry up?"

Reviving Another Survivor

 * "Oh, baby, we can't have you down there. Now get up."
 * "You're gonna have to suck it up. We need you a little bit longer."
 * "Oh, shit, just... Get up, get up!"
 * "You're comin' or you're just gonna lay there all day... Let's get ya up."
 * "Can't stay down there forever... Let me get ya up."
 * "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were trying to kill yourself. Get up, now."
 * "Ohhh, man. I mean... uh... I mean... you look fine? Let's go."
 * "You've got to stop ending up down here... this is no way to stay alive."
 * "Hell if I'm carrying you, get up! "
 * "Look, the big man upstairs isn't ready to take you yet... let's get you on your feet."
 * "No time for this now... we have to keep you moving, let's get you up."
 * "Don't worry; you'll be fine... let's get you back on your feet."
 * "Come on, now! We don't have time for all this layin' around."
 * "Aah, I knew you'd be okay."
 * "You had me worried there... We can't lose you."
 * "The picture of health, good as new."
 * "Come on, come on, get your ass up."
 * "What in the hell have you gone and done now? Let's get going."
 * [Reviving Coach]
 * "I've got a plan: Let's kill all the zombies, sound good?"
 * Coach: "Sounds like a plan."
 * [Reviving Nick]
 * "So what's wrong with you?
 * Nick: "Nothing much."
 * Rochelle: "I knew you'd be okay."

Reviving Another Survivor On Last Down

 * "You scared the shit outta me. I thought that was it for you... one more time down and it will be."
 * "I'm no nurse, but you look pretty messed up... go down again and that's it..."
 * "You're scaring the shit out of me. You go down one more time and that's it for you..."
 * "I'm going to get you on your feet, but we need to get you fixed up or you are not going to make it.."
 * "Do you know what that is? I think it used to be inside of you... Go down again and it won't matter..."

Hanging From Ledge

 * "While I am the best-looking girl hanging on a ledge, I wish I wasn't!... Hanging on a ledge I mean..."
 * "Don't even think about leaving me here!"
 * "Can someone help me? Damsel in distress over here!"
 * "OH! For the love of God, someone needs to help me up!"
 * "Hey... I, uh... kind of slipped!"

Helping Survivor Off Ledge

 * "Yeah, you look like a fool hanging down there... Let me help you up."
 * "Come on, boy, I'm not going to let you fall!"
 * "Don't worry; I'm not going to leave you hanging."
 * "Hang on, baby, I'm not going to let you fall."
 * "Did this seem like a good idea to you at some time?"

Incapacitated

 * "Damn! I'm down!"
 * "Boys, I'm down!"
 * "Gentlemen, I need some help!"
 * "For the love of God, someone help me!"
 * "Help me!"
 * "Oh, I need some help!"
 * "Hey, guys... I need some help!"
 * "Damsel... in distress over here!."

Revived

 * "Thanks, I owe you one."
 * *relieved sigh* "Okay, thanks."
 * "That was close."
 * "Oh. Thanks for that."
 * [Dazed and sarcastic]
 * "I'm great... no, this is good... I'm great."
 * [After being helped up by Nick]
 * "Wow, Nick. I guess you do have a heart... A heart of gold!"

Healing Self

 * "Cover me! I'm gonna heal up."
 * "Cover me, please."
 * "Cover me while I patch myself up."
 * "Do one of you fine gentlemen mind covering me while I heal?"
 * "With my luck, I'm just going to make it worse."
 * "Stop guys, I have to heal."

Healed

 * "Whoo! All better now."
 * "Now I'm feeling right!"
 * "Now, that's what I'm talkin' about."

Healing Survivor

 * "Quit fussing and let me heal you..."
 * "Stop moving so I can heal you."
 * "Shit... you gotta quit moving so I can heal you."
 * "Stand still... Or I am going to mess this up."

Low Health

 * "Girl, you shoulda stayed at home..."
 * "Girl, you should've stayed with Jacob!"
 * "Knights of Columbus, this hurts!"
 * "Son of a bee... sting. This hurts."
 * "Did this ever seem like a good idea?"
 * "One of you fellas want to carry the cute girl?"
 * "This is how it's going to be, huh?"
 * "I think I really hurt something."
 * "By the beard of Zeus, this hurts!"
 * "Okay, this was a bad idea."
 * "Son of a bee sting; this hurts!"
 * "Okay, that one really hurt."
 * "This isn't happening... this isn't happening... this isn't happening."
 * "You have got to be kidding me..."
 * "Something's gotta break our way..."
 * "Does anyone else feel like crap right now?" (Verge of crying)
 * "I am too young to feel this old."
 * "This is some grim shit we got ourselves into..."

Black and White

 * "In case anyone was wondering... I'm about to die." (2 versions)
 * "This just in: Rochelle isn't going to make it..."
 * "Tonight's Top Story: Rochelle is not going to make it."
 * [Voice breaking] "I need to find some health!"
 * "I am too young, too beautiful to die!"

Saved by Defibrillator

 * "Whoa. So that's what being dead feels like..."
 * "Whoa... I do believe I owe you one."
 * "OW!! That friggin' hurts!"

Seeing

 * "Pills!"
 * "Pills here!"

Taking

 * "I got some pills."
 * "We're going to need these."
 * "I got these pills."
 * "Pills for me."

Using

 * "Now I'm feeling right!"

Seeing

 * "First aid here."
 * "First Aid!"
 * "First aid kit!"
 * "There's a first aid kit here!"
 * "First aid kit here!"

Taking

 * "Nothing to see... No health kit here..."
 * "Health here!"

Seeing

 * "Chest paddles here."
 * "Got a defib unit."
 * "Defibrillator here."

Taking

 * "Got some chest paddles."

Using

 * "C'mon, dammit, work!"

Seeing

 * "Adrenaline shot here."

Taking

 * "Grabbing a shot."

Nick

 * "I'll miss you, Nick. You were good to me."
 * "Ahh, Nick... Well, at least you were dressed for the funeral."
 * "Goodbye, Nick, I'm going to miss you..."
 * "Not much to say, my friend. Goodbye..."

Ellis

 * "Aw, Ellis, I'm going to miss you..."
 * "Oh, Ellis, what did you go and do?"
 * "Oh, Ellis, Ellis, Ellis..."
 * "Gonna miss our little mechanic..."

Coach

 * "Do you think Coach was his first or last name?"
 * "Gonna miss you, Coach..."
 * "Goodbye, Coach..."
 * "Shit. Didn't even get to know you, Coach..."

If Two Survivors are Killed

 * "Shit, I guess you are the last man on Earth."
 * "I have no idea why I thought this would go better."
 * "Okay, okay, oh God, this was a mistake!"

Trapped in a Rescue Closet

 * "Somebody? Anybody? Everybody! Help..."
 * "I need to get out of here!"
 * "Hey guys! Don't leave me behind!"
 * "Don't Leave me Here!"

Axe

 * "Axe me a question, I dare you."
 * "Axe!"

Cricket Bat

 * "Gonna whack somethin' with this."
 * "Cricket bat here."

Katana

 * "Grabbing a katana."
 * "Katana here."

Baseball Bat

 * "Oh, I know what to do with this!"

Guitar

 * "Grabbing a guitar."
 * "Guitar here."

Frying Pan

 * "Okay, nobody better make a crack about me being in the kitchen!"
 * "Frying pan!"
 * "This will work."

Crowbar

 * "Crowbar."

Nightstick

 * "Nightstick here."
 * "Grabbing a nightstick."

Machete

 * "Got a machete."
 * "Machete here."

Golf Club

 * "Grabbing a driver!"

Seeing/Taking

 * "Hell, yeah."
 * "Chainsaw here."

Rampaging

 * "DIE!"
 * (Growls)

Submachine Gun

 * "... A machine gun!"

Shotgun

 * "Going with the shotgun..."
 * "Shotgun for me."

Hunting Rifle/Sniper Rifle

 * "I'm gonna check out this scope."
 * "I'll snipe."

AK-47/Assault Rifle/Combat Rifle

 * "I'll try this rifle."
 * "Rifle for me!"
 * "Taking the rifle."

Grenade Launcher

 * "Grenade launcher here!"

Pistol(s)

 * "Double pistols."

Magnum

 * "I am in love with this gun!"
 * "Dibs on the Magnum!"
 * "Woo. I love this gun!"
 * "Ooh. This is my new favorite!"
 * "Yeah, you are going to kill some zombies with me!"
 * "Oh, my God."
 * "This can kill some zombies!"
 * "Magnum here!"

Spotting

 * "Bottle of... puke, apparently."

Taking

 * "That had better not be what I think it is..."
 * "Grabbing a jar of puke."
 * "Grabbing a bile jar."
 * "Grabbing a jar of puke, apparently."

Throwing

 * "Heads up, bile incoming!"

Spotting
N/A

Taking

 * "Momma told me not to play with fire... but..."
 * "Fire time."
 * "I'm grabbin' a molotov."

Throwing

 * "Molotov out!"
 * "Fire coming!"
 * "Burn, mother--!"
 * "Molotov coming!"
 * "Throwing a molotov!"

Spotting

 * "There's a pipe bomb here."
 * "Pipe bomb here."
 * "Pipe bomb."

Taking

 * "Grabbing a pipe bomb."
 * "Pipe bomb!"

Throwing

 * "Pipe bomb out!"

Spotting

 * "Incendiary ammo here!"

Taking

 * "Let's get a little bonfire going."
 * "Grabbin' incendiary ammo!"

Deploying

 * "Deploying incendiary ammo!"
 * "Everyone grab some incendiary ammo!"

Equipping

 * "Fire time."
 * "I'm not playin' now."

Spotting

 * "Frag rounds here."
 * "Explosive rounds here!"

Taking

 * "Grabbin' some frag rounds."

Deploying

 * "Deploying explosive rounds!"

Equipping

 * "Cool."

Ammo Cache

 * "Ammo here."

Reloading

 * "Reloading here!"
 * "Reloading!"

Seeing Weapon Cache

 * "All right! Weapons!"
 * "We have guns here!"
 * "Weapons over here!"

Panic Event

 * "Oh, it's on now!"
 * "Get ready."
 * "They're coming..."
 * "Here they come!"
 * "Party time!"
 * "Time to kick some ass."

Killing Special Infected

 * "That one's mine."
 * "Got it!"
 * "Dead."
 * "Taken care of."
 * "Kicked its ass!"
 * "Kicked it!"

Spotting

 * "Barf bag!"
 * "Boomer!"
 * "Oh, shit, there's a fat guy!"
 * "Big guy!"
 * "Fat guy!"

Vomited on

 * "He just... Vomit."
 * "Damn it! I just washed this!"
 * "Oh, God, eugh!"
 * "Ahh, Jesus! Ew! Ugh!"
 * "Oh, ugh! Oh, not again!"

Hearing

 * "Oh, what the hell is that?"

Spotting

 * "Charger!"
 * "One of those charging things!" (2 versions)

Being Pummeled

 * "Charger's got me!"
 * "This thing is crushin' me! "
 * (Grunt) "I'm gettin' my ass... beat."
 * "You've got to shoot this thing!"
 * "It's killing me! Shoot it!"
 * "I'm not playin' with this thing, help!"
 * "Ugh, don't bash, shoot!"
 * "Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot this thing!"

Hearing

 * "Ugh, I hear a Hunter."
 * "A Hunter's around. Don't get pounced."
 * "Hear that? I heard some of the infected mutated."
 * "They DID say this infection could mutate..."
 * "Oaohh, Hunter."

Spotting

 * "Hoodie bastard!"
 * "One of those pouncing things!"
 * "HOODIE!"
 * "HUNTER!"

Pounced on

 * "Ah! Get this thing off me! Help!"
 * "AH! GET IT..."
 * "OFF ME!"
 * "GET OFF!"
 * "GET OFF GET OFF!"
 * "OFF!"
 * "AHHH GET IT!"
 * "GET OFF OF ME!"
 * "Ah, GET OFF!"

Survivor is Pounced

 * "Get that thing off him!"

Hearing

 * "Oh, shit, I hear a Jockey."
 * "Jockey around.."
 * "I hear one of those little things.."
 * "Uh oh, I hear a, what do you call it, a Jockey?"

Spotting

 * "Jumper!"
 * "JOCKEY!"

Being Ridden

 * "Get this thing off my head!"
 * "Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
 * "I can't breathe, get it off me!"
 * "Oh, it's, it's on my face!"
 * "I can't see, this thing is on me!"
 * "Let go, let go, let go!"
 * "Get this thing off me!"
 * "AGH! LET GO! LET GO! LET GO!"

Another Survivor being Ridden

 * "Holy shit, that thing's riding him!"
 * "That thing's riding him!"

Spotting

 * "SMOKER!"

Grabbed

 * "Smoker's got me!"
 * "No, no-no-no-n--"
 * "What just grabbed me?!"
 * "Ah! Shit! What the hell is going on here?!"
 * "NOOOOOOO!"
 * "What the hell?!"
 * "I'm getting pulled!"

Choking

 * "Help! Smoker has me!"

Spotting

 * "SPITTER!"
 * "Crazy neck!"
 * "Green guy!"

Spit Incoming

 * "Watch out, goo!"
 * "Sweet Jesus! This zombie spits burning shit!"
 * "Heads up, goo!"
 * "Goo incoming!"
 * "GOO!"

Spit On

 * "Ah! What is this shit?!"
 * "Damn, this stuff hurts!"
 * "Burning shit!"
 * "Ow, move!"
 * "Oh Jesus... this zombie spits burning shit!"
 * "Don't step in this shit!"

Hearing

 * "I'm gonna give that Witch something to cry about. Turn off your light, quiet, NOW."
 * "Listen up, a Witch! Turn your flashlights off."
 * "I hear a Witch crying. Kill your light!"

Spotting

 * "WITCH!"

Witch is Being Disturbed

 * "Who's pissing off the Witch?!?"
 * "Um, guys, that Witch is getting mad."

Witch is Startled

 * "Holy shit!"
 * "Oh, shit!"
 * "Sweet Jesus!"
 * "Aw, damn!"

Being Chased

 * "My bad, my bad, my bad!" (Two versions)
 * "Outta my way!" (Two versions)
 * "Kill the damn thing!" (Two versions)
 * "Shoot her! Shoot her!"
 * "Oh, shit, she's on my ass!"
 * "My bad!"

Tank

 * "Kill it, kill it!"
 * "Don't stop shooting!"
 * "Okay, shoot the shit out of that thing!"
 * "Light it up!"
 * "Shoot it! Shoot it!"
 * "Holy shit, what's that?!"
 * "Oh, god damn, that thing's big!"
 * "Aw, shit! Tank!"
 * [Only said during The Passing while in the port]
 * "Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy Shit! HOLY SHIT!"

Attacked while Incapacitated

 * "Kill him! KILL HIM!"
 * "Can't you see he's crushing me?!"
 * "Get him off of me! UGH, GET HIM OFF OF ME!"
 * "Oh, Jesus! Sweet Jesus, get this thing off of me!"
 * "Kill him! KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL HIM! OH, GOD! KILL HIM!"

Hazmat Infected

 * "Great. Infected in hazmat suits." (Despite this, she actually says "Great. Zombies in hazmat suits.")
 * "Fireproof zombies. Hooray!"

Jimmy Gibbs Jr.

 * "Dibbs on Gibbs!"
 * "Holy Shit, was that?!"

Clown Infected

 * "Kill the clown!"
 * "Someone shut up that clown!"

Mudmen

 * "Holy shit, there really are mud people!"
 * "Shoot the mudmen!"
 * "Mud people!"

Riot Infected

 * "Spin them around and shoot them in the back!"
 * "These things is bulletproof!"

Dead Center

 * [While in the elevator and another Survivor is dead]
 * "Did we all make it? Who did we lose back there? I think his name was Ellis/Nick/Coach."
 * [At the Campaign start]
 * "I think those things are down there... Grab a weapon."
 * [In disbelief]
 * "Okay. Now I'm killing zombies..."
 * "The media mentioned things worse than zombies..."
 * [Nervous]
 * "We should grab some weapons. I work in the news and the news says we should definitely grab some weapons."
 * "I've been hearing about things... you know what? Never mind... but just... grab a weapon."
 * [Studying the map]
 * "Reports were really fragmented... CEDA never told anyone it was this bad."
 * "I think CEDA should have been telling us to do more than just wash our hands."
 * "It looks like Atlanta's already fallen."
 * "Look at this map... Guys, we need to get to New Orleans. Fast."
 * [When hearing Hunter's growling for the first time]
 * "Reports says that there's something that is worse than zombies"
 * [Entering Whitaker's Gun Shop]
 * "Oh, sweet Jesus, look at all these guns!"
 * "Would you look at all these guns?!"
 * [Talking to Whitaker before entering The Mall]
 * "Don't worry, mister, we'll get you that cola!"
 * [After finishing the gun store panic event]
 * [Whispering] "Oh, shit, I think I grabbed diet cola. We should get outta here. [Yelling to Whitaker] Hey, thanks, mister!"
 * [Seeing Jimmy Gibbs Jr. Poster]
 * "Anybody know who the racecar guy is?"
 * Ellis: "Only the greatest stock car racer of all time. Try readin' a book sometime."
 * Rochelle: "Jimmy Gibbs Jr... yay."
 * [On Ellis' escape plan]
 * "Okay. So plan A is find this car... Plan B is we stay in this mall and die."
 * "Well... it's a plan. I don't know if it's a good plan, but it's a plan..."

The Riverbank
[Alternate Line] "Uhh... yeah, it's historic."
 * [Encountering Zoey in the Intro]
 * Zoey: "Hello down there!"
 * Rochelle: "Oh, thank God! I thought I might be the last woman on Earth."
 * Zoey: "Yeah... I know that feeling."
 * Nick: "I'm telling you the last goddamn time: Lower the goddamn bridge so we can get our goddamn car across, you greasy vest-wearing monkey."
 * Francis: "Ahhh go to Hell, suit."
 * Rochelle: "Hey, boys! Okay, if we get to the other side, can you help us lower it?"
 * Francis: "Hell yeah, I'll help you."
 * Rochelle: "See, Nick? You should try being nice sometime. Thank you!"
 * [To Francis in the Intro]
 * Rochelle: "Hey there, can you lower the bridge?"
 * Francis: "If I could, I would. Can't. Get to the other side and we can lower it together."
 * Rochelle: "Is the road even clear to the other side?"
 * Francis: "Yeah."
 * Rochelle: "Then it's a date!"
 * Francis: "Hell yeah!"
 * [To Francis in the Intro]
 * "Lower the bridge and I'll tell you how old I am!"
 * [To Francis in the Intro]
 * "If you help us lower the bridge, I'll give you a kiss."
 * "Coach, you know anything about this under-the-river tour?"
 * Coach: "I don't know. Goes under the river."
 * Rochelle: "Well, okay... Good enough."
 * [Reacting to the Bride Witch]
 * "You see? This is why I hate weddings."
 * "This is one wedding where I don't mind being the bridesmaid."
 * "Something old, something new, something about to rip your guts out..."
 * "I don't know what she's crying about, but at least she got married..."
 * "Well, this ain't the worst wedding I've been to..."

The Underground
"You look good Coach!"
 * [In Safe Room]
 * Coach: "All this runnin' around we been doing? Shit, I bet I lost, what, five pounds."
 * Rochelle: "Anyone who survives this shit is going to be in great shape!"
 * "Ellis, honey... I've been thinking. Somewhere down the road, do you mind if we trade up for a car with... say, working doors and a backseat?"
 * [Checking out Jukebox]
 * "Ugh. This jukebox sucks."
 * Rochelle: "Do you really think we can trust that guy?"
 * Nick: "What's the matter, sweetie, playing hard to get?"
 * Rochelle: "What?"
 * Nick: "I saw the way you were looking at him."
 * Rochelle: "You're outta your mind!"
 * Nick: "He could be the one."
 * Rochelle: "Then again, he is better looking than you."
 * Coach: "The city of Rayford: Used to have a boiled peanut festival here. Bunch of good memories."
 * Rochelle: "I have good memories, too... of having never been to a boiled peanut festival."
 * "Get into the pool hall."
 * Rochelle: "Motivated. Okay, we've got to get motivated. Hey, Ellis, I hear there's a stock car museum in New Orleans."
 * Ellis: "Get outta here! All right!"
 * Rochelle: "Coach, we make it to New Orleans, there's a cheeseburger museum!"
 * Coach: "Oh. In my heart, I'm there already."
 * Rochelle: "Hey, Nick there's a-"
 * Nick: "Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good."
 * [Crossing the plank between buildings] "I am not looking down."
 * "Hey, Nick. Splash fight?"
 * Nick: "Don't you dare."
 * Ellis: "Nick, there's a turd on your shoulder."
 * "Hey, Nick, this your suitcase?"
 * "Why is it always water?"
 * "Stay off the dirt. It's historical."
 * "I hope Phase Two is as good as Phase One."
 * "Maybe there's no zombies down there... Who am I kidding?"
 * "Phase Two? Wait, Phase One was finished?"
 * "Only in the South would this pass as a museum."
 * "Five dollars well spent."
 * "I never had so much fun learning."
 * "That was almost as bad as the Seattle underground museum."
 * "Phase Two is a lot more interesting than Phase One..."
 * [ In response to Ellis finding a 'candy bar' ]
 * "Oh, Ellis! I'm not laughing! I'm not, I'm not laughing."

The Port

 * "Hey, Nick, you've got something on your shoulder."
 * [Meeting Original Survivors at Finale]
 * Francis: "'Dee-Pec Mode'. Classy. Nice shirt, Rochelle."
 * Rochelle: "Thanks, Francis. Nice vest."
 * Zoey: "Francis? Really? Tell me you're joking."
 * Francis: "What? Obviously she's a woman of taste."
 * Rochelle: "Yeah. Thanks, but in the meantime, we should get to work on that generator..."
 * Zoey: "Uh, okay. You guys go down to the generator and get it working. I'm going to stay here and vomit."
 * [In the Safe Room before meeting up with the Survivors]
 * Nick: "What are you nervous about? You had your chance, and you didn't do shit. Now, you can watch Nick take care of business."
 * Rochelle: "Nick, as one of the last two women in the world, I can say half of the women in the world hate you."

The Highway

 * "Down this off-ramp."
 * "You guys see those searchlights? I say we head there."
 * Ellis: "That'd be Whispering Oaks Amusement Park right there."
 * "Highway's blocked! We can cut through this motel!"
 * [Motel]
 * "Through this room."
 * "Down here."
 * [Sliding down hill]
 * "Whoa."
 * "We can get up here."
 * "Whispering Oaks! We made it!"

The Fairgrounds

 * "Umm, guys, this is the ladies room."
 * Nick "Excuse me." / "Don't look at me like that."
 * "I think I've had nightmares with this peanut."
 * "Look at that, its eyes follow you."
 * [Crescendo Event]
 * "Gate's open!"

The Coaster

 * "This is the most relaxing safe room I have ever been in."
 * [Moving through an air duct beside the Tunnel of Love]
 * "Ah, the air duct of love."
 * [Helicopter flying overhead]
 * "A helicopter!"
 * "Down this hole."
 * "Over this fence."
 * [At the control for The Screaming Oak roller coaster, starting the Crescendo Event]
 * "I'm starting it!"
 * [While running on the coaster tracks]
 * "Follow the tracks, guys!"
 * [After turning off alarm]
 * "Alarm's off!"

The Barns

 * "The clown's attracting a horde!"
 * [Seeing the barn]
 * "Through there!"
 * "Through this door."
 * [Hitting control to start crescendo event]
 * "Got it!"

The Concert

 * [Figuring out Coach's plan involving the Midnight Riders]
 * "... And that will signal the chopper! Coach, that's brilliant! ... I'm sorry about all the bad things I said about your crappy band..."
 * [Hearing Coach's plan]
 * "Ah! That's pretty smart, Coach!"
 * "Hit the lights!"
 * "Lights!"
 * [Seeing the rescue chopper arrive at the finale]
 * "Coach, you are the smartest man alive!"
 * "Coach's crazy idea worked!"
 * "Gee, my bedroom was painted like this... baby blue... I think maybe my dad wanted a boy..."

Plank Country

 * [Continuing Coach's phrase at the start of Swamp Fever]
 * "When they say, 'Stay out,' I'm sure they meant someone else."
 * [Agreeing with Nick's shooting of the pilot]
 * "That's true. If I had to pick a low point in the flight, it would probably be when he stopped flying the chopper and... attacked us. Anyone know where we are?"
 * "So, Nick, what do you think the chances are the swamp people are still alive?"
 * Nick: "What, alive and Infected, or alive and not zombies?"
 * Rochelle: "Not zombies."
 * Nick: "100 to 1."
 * Rochelle: "Sounds about right."
 * [Responding to Ellis about the blood farmers]
 * "Blood farmers? Boy, what in the hell are you talking about?"
 * "Okay, stay on the walkway."
 * Coach: "Girl's got the right idea."
 * "We should search the houses for supplies."
 * [Reading the 'No Swimming' sign at the ferry]
 * "You're telling me they actually had to post a sign to keep people from swimming in the gator pool? All right..."
 * "No swimming in the Gator Park. Good to know!"
 * "No swimming in the Gator Park. Fair enough."
 * [Reaching the ferry]
 * "It looks like they've all left... and gone deeper into the swamp. Well, great."
 * [Reaching the ferry]
 * "It looks like they've all headed to the village... deeper into the swamp. Great."
 * "Earl's Gator Village? This just keeps getting better..."
 * [At the dock]
 * "Activate the ferry."
 * "Ferry's coming."
 * [When ferry arrives]
 * "Everyone, on the ferry!"
 * "Okay, get on the ferry!"
 * "Time to ride the ferry!"
 * [On the ferry]
 * "Ellis, does that tattoo mean anything?"
 * Ellis: "Oh, this here? It means I'm a badass zombie-killin' machine."
 * Rochelle: "Wow. You must have amazing foresight to get that."
 * [At the junction in the walkway]
 * "Should we go right or left?"
 * [Reaching the Drainage Pipe Safe Room]
 * "That's an encouraging sign. There's still power!"
 * "I can see a light!"

The Swamp

 * [Inside the safe house]
 * "Does anyone have any bug spray?"
 * Ellis: "Ooh--you could try covering yourself in mud."
 * [Stepping into the swamp]
 * "Okay, this is creepy."
 * "I guess this is where the drain pipe drained..."
 * [Wandering in the swamp]
 * "I am sick to death of this mud."
 * "Good thing I'm wearing boots..."
 * "Okay. Enough of the mud, already!"
 * "My feet are never going to dry..."
 * [Observing the Plane Wreckage]
 * "Zombies hit mid-flight I guess..."
 * "Holy shit... A downed plane!"
 * [At the emergency door of the fallen plane at the Crash Site]
 * "You're kidding me. The only way forward is through an emergency door?"
 * "Okay, get ready, once we open this door, the alarm will sound!"
 * "Only way is through the door."
 * [Opening the Airplane Hatch]
 * "I've always wanted to do this."
 * "Okay, I'm opening the door!"
 * "Hey, the village is this way!"
 * [Yelling]
 * "Hello?!"
 * "Maybe people are here!"
 * "Oh, shit, they didn't make it..."
 * [Nearing the safe house]
 * "Hello, hello, swamp people are you there?"
 * "God damn it, the swamp people are zombies. Oh, zombie swamp people, I'm sorry... I gotta shoot you."
 * "Oh, shit, they didn't make it..."

The Shantytown

 * [Searching the Shantytown for supplies]
 * "We should look around and see if they left supplies."
 * "If anybody could survive this... it would be people who live like this..."
 * "We aren't going to find anyone here."
 * "Hey, Ellis. A bathtub... heard of one before?"
 * [Observing the pile of dead animal carcasses]
 * "We had heard reports that the infection might spread through mammals, but..."
 * Ellis: "So they just killed them all?"
 * Rochelle: "Better safe than sorry, I guess."..
 * "See the stairs?"
 * "Through this house!"
 * [At the bridge]
 * "Okay, we need to lower this bridge."
 * "Okay, bridge coming down!"
 * [At End of Shantytown]
 * "There's the grounds!"

The Plantation

 * "Let's head down this road."
 * "There's the plantation house!"
 * [At the plantation house]
 * "Go up the scaffolding."
 * "Let's try the radio."
 * [Activates radio]
 * "Can anyone hear me?
 * [Responding to Virgil]
 * "We're at the plantation house."
 * [At end, running towards the boat]
 * "LET'S GET TO THE BOAT!"

The Milltown

 * "This should be easy; we just need to grab some diesel."
 * [Reading the sign about gas shortages]
 * "'Next gas two miles.' Well, shit."
 * [As the rain begins]
 * "Um, does it flood around here?"
 * "We're gonna be coming back through here, so keep an eye out for the landmarks.
 * [Upon sighting the playground]
 * "Through that playground!"
 * [At the house with a garage sale]
 * "We can cut through this garage sale!"
 * [Near safe room]
 * "There's a safe room up there!

The Sugar Mill

 * "Oh, it's really coming down hard."
 * "Rain's really coming down."
 * [Noticing another Witch crying]
 * "How many goddamn witches are there?"
 * "Up that ramp!"
 * [While in the Sugar Mill]
 * "Hey, we can take that elevator down to the field."
 * [At stairs]
 * "We can get up here!"
 * [At elevator]
 * "Hey! There's the gas station!"
 * [Pressing elevator button]
 * "I hit it!"
 * "KEEP MOVING! JUST HEAD FOR THE SIGN!"

Mill Escape

 * [On leaving the gas station]
 * "Does everybody have enough gas? 'Cause I do not want to make this trip twice."


 * "Back through the field."
 * "We can take the elevator back up!"
 * "Back down the stairs!"
 * "Up this pipe!"
 * "Cross here."
 * [After it starts raining harder]
 * "I can't see a damn thing."

Return to Town

 * [Exiting safe room]
 * "This flooded fast."
 * "There's the porch light we passed on the way in."
 * [Spotting the playground]
 * "The playground! We're almost outta here!"

Town Escape

 * [ Responding to Ellis' suggestion about the Burger Tank sign]
 * "Yeah, that might work."
 * Nick: "HERE COMES THE RAIN!"
 * Rochelle: "STAY CLOSE!"
 * [Switching on the sign]
 * "Sign is on!"
 * "Get ready!"

The Waterfront

 * [At chapter start]
 * Rochelle: "We're here, Crescent City. I'll tell you now, I'm not showing anyone my tits."
 * Ellis: "I'm sorry, Rochelle. The hell you talking about?"

The Park

 * [At the sign outside the bathroom]
 * Coach: "'Report the sick.'"
 * Ellis: "Report the sick?"
 * Rochelle: "Don't worry, Ellis, they mean the flu, not in the head."
 * [When passing The Park bathrooms]
 * "Ugh. Whats that smell?"
 * Ellis: "Smells nice, don't it?"
 * Coach: "Smells like people been living here and shit."
 * [When seeing the "Where is CEDA?" graffiti in The Park]
 * "Good question. Where is CEDA? I just see zombies... "
 * "Looks like they were routing people through here."

The Cemetery

 * [At Impound Lot]
 * "Careful, alarm cars everywhere."
 * "Everyone, just watch where you shoot."
 * "Up this ladder!"
 * "There's the freeway!"
 * [On being bombed by the military]
 * "What are they doing!?"

The Quarter

 * "Something tells me they're not checking for survivors anymore..."
 * [When a bomb goes off nearby]
 * "Holy shit!"
 * [At the parade float]
 * "I'm starting it!"
 * [Seeing Veterans Memorial Bridge]
 * "There's the bridge!"
 * "There's the bridge... you're sure they're going to be there?"

The Bridge

 * [Activating comm]
 * "Hello?
 * [Responding to soldier]
 * "This is someone who could use some help."
 * Soldier: "Are you immune?"
 * Rochelle: "We are not infected."
 * Soldier: "Negative bridge. Are you immune? Have you encountered the infected?
 * Rochelle: "Yes, yes, yes, we are immune."
 * "We're on our way. Thank you."
 * [After bridge lowers]
 * "Let's move."

Friendly Fire

 * "Check yourself before you wreck yourself, fool!"
 * "That better have been an accident!"
 * "Don't make me get ugly with you!"
 * "I hope that was an accident!"
 * "Sweet Jesus, you shot me!"
 * "STOP IT!"
 * "Stop shooting me!"
 * "Somebody shot me..."
 * "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... Seriously?"
 * "Hey, what's your name? Don't shoot me!"
 * "You got some serious issues with that gun."
 * "Hey, in the suit. Stop shooting me." (When shot by Nick in the Hotel in Dead Center)
 * "Have you lost your mind?"
 * "Okay. I cannot believe you just shot me."
 * "Ow. HEY!"
 * "Try shooting some damn zombies."
 * "Do. Not. Shoot me."
 * "What is up with you shooting me?!"
 * "Watch where you're shooting!"
 * "What the hell are you doing?!"
 * "Who the hell shot me?"
 * "Oh, no, you didn't just shoot me!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Watch it!"
 * "Did you shoot me?!"

Scavenge

 * [At the beginning of Scavenge Mode]
 * "Find some gas, guys!"

Community

 * "Damn, it is cold!"
 * "It's cold as Cleveland in December."
 * "I could use a jacket right now."
 * "Train station!"
 * "All aboard! Toot-toot!"
 * "That's a basic training camp."
 * "Popcorn! I love popcorn! You, Coach?"
 * "Nick! This looks familiar?"

Badwater Basin

 * "Push the cart!"
 * "Would you push the cart?"

Discreaper Redux

 * "This is gonna be a hell of a night!"
 * "Damn, it's windy."

Haunted Forest, by Dr. Boo

 * "Great! Like zombies aren't bad enough, we have ghosts!"

Unused
These can be found among the Steam files but either can't be found or don't play in game.
 * (world04) "We're here, Crescent City. I'll tell you now, I'm not showing anyone my tits."
 * (worldc1m1b09) "Guys, guys! Now is not the time for a pissing contest! The building is on fire; let's get off this roof while we still can."