User:Jo The Marten

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About me
Rurrrrr....hello there humans. I was once an innocent gamerrrrr but now I've become an infectedrrr. A Hunterrr to be morrre prrrecise. I've rrregained most of my consciousness but on occasion if you enrrraage me, I'll lose contrrrol and kill anything in sight. Please feel frrree to ask me anything...and do not fear. I don't bite...often. I spend most of my time explorrring the city..rurrrr....but when I smell a non-infected...I just got crrrazy and can't help but teaahrrr them to shrreds...nothing beats a cool rrr..efrreshing blood bath...So please...If you feel up to the challenge, add me to Steam and we shall see who is this so called "wussy".

When I'm not explorrring...I like to watch my best friend, the Witch run around and kill things. We rrrreally get along well, and we underrrstand each otherrr. Prrrobably because ourrrrr infections arrrrre similarrrrr. The Smokerrrrr and Boomerrrrr just don't know how difficult it is to have uncontrrrroablly long claws...though I'd prrrreferrrrrr my claws overrrr the Smoker's tongue any day...I can't tell you how often he trrrips overrrr it and brrreaks it. It must be rrreally embarrrrassing to trry acting thrreatening to a Surrvivorrrr only to trrrip overrr yourr own tongue. But soon we ' rrrre all moving to the Southeerrrn states. We heaarrrrd the infection has sprrread down therrre, so we can't wait to feast on Southerrrrn flesh...it might be kind of hot foarrr my sweatshiirrrt but maybe not...we'll see...RRRRR... we might even make new frrrriends down therrrre...I heaarrr a new strrraain of infection has sprread to females similarrr to the Boomerrrr, some kind that crreates a hybrrrid of Hunterrrrrs and Tanks...and one that I taught how to attack...he had a rrratherrrr unique style of it though...which is good...I don't want any wannabes...It will be fun to see what they can do to wrrrrreck havoc..

I came herrre to make surrre this Wiki becomes a rrrreespectable website and to assist in anyway I can...I don't toleerrrrrate stupidity, so I won't hesitate to prrrrounce on someone who makes a stupid edit to this wiki. Raawrr Though I underrrrstand mistakes...we all make them...grrrr I don't know what else to put herrrrree...so I'll see you arrrround..and hopefully forr yourrr sake I won't kill you...RAUUWRR! {| class="notice noprint" style="background: #000000; border: 5px solid #CC0000; margin: 0 auto;" cellpadding=8
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What I do
Mostly I'm the picture person. I fix images that are too big, I take pictures for the pages that need images, etc. I also manage the Hunter's page voluntarily, and just make sure grammar is checked on all pages. My biggest contributions were:

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 * Managing images. Organizing them into categories, and fixing bad images.
 * Creating the Locations page.
 * Making the Valve page all fancy and such.
 * Governing the Hunter's page.
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Srs info


My name really is Jo so don't be afraid to call me that. I’m old enough to know better and young enough not to care. I grew up playing video games on consoles like the Nintendo Entertainment system and Sega Genesis. My most played series’ are up in my info box, but a few other games I enjoy are the Ace Attorney series (though I stick to Phoenix and show no interest in Apollo), Fatal Frame series, Bomberman 64, Katamari series, and Sonic The Hedgehog up until Sonic Heroes. Everything after that are kind of bleh. I also love movies from the 80s and all kinds of music. My favorite movie of all time is Little Shop of Horrors, and I enjoy anything with either a fantastic story (Not just a mindless ramble of scenes that make no sense), a giant monster, or has Rick Moranis in it. My favorite bands I’d have to say are Daft Punk, Jamiroquai, and Queen. I generally stick in the rock/alternative genre, but I like certain bands from all types of music, though I hate most things mainstream. I’m very picky about certain things, and I always seem to like the things everyone else hates and vice versa. I'm very attached to the Internet subculture, and though I don't visit 4Chan very often, I usually speak in references to popular internet memes. I’m practicing very hard to become a good artist, and I hope to someday become a concept artist at Valve software. I have chosen this path and follow it with strong determination. I look up to and admire the work of Dhabih Eng, Ted Backman, and Kelly Bailey. Feel free to address any questions or comments you might have to my talk page. {| class="notice noprint" style="background: #000000; border: 5px solid #CC0000; margin: 0 auto;" cellpadding=8
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Favorrrrite pages
These ARrrrrre pages that I fuurrrrequently visit and if I catch anyone messing with them...I will perrrrsonally hunt you down and claw you to death... Left 4 Dead Hunter Francis Death Toll Left 4 Dead 2 Rochelle Dark Carnival  Frrriends Five Dog Stigma-231 Crowbar
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