User:Gruntyking117

So yeah. Why are you reading this? Are you bored of Left 4 Dead, or whatever game you're playing? Can't think of an article to edit? Sure, I'll humor you. I'm Gruntyking, more commonly seen with 117 attached, but now retiring the numerical designation.

On Left 4 Dead
Out of the diverse cast of four, I choose Bill. Why? Because Bill kicks ass. When Louis is screaming his head off and Francis is incessantly complaining, it's nice to see that someone can still get the damn job done. I've no marks against Zoey, though. In fact, she's my runner up in character selection. Louis would've been third if he still had the 'fro.

More on myself and gaming
I play games. More or less obviously, I play Left 4 Dead. I hold no bias against any one system, save for the PlayStation 3. Something just irks me about Sony's little unmitigated trainwreck. As for myself, I've been through metric tons worth of silicon and code as a gamer. I've seen portly plumbers trounce terrifying turtles, multiple men clad in incandescent green garb battling baddies, to the least of my misadventures.

I'd like to personally consider myself a well-read and eloquent person, willing to correct the silly grammatical mistakes so many are prone to commit, as well as spelling errors and that jazz. Considering I'm an avid procrastinator and time-waster, Wikis no doubt add fuel to the fire when it comes to me killing my precious time on this beautiful blue planet we live on.

That Stigma user you've been eyeballing? She's yours. She's YOURS, understand? Good.