User:Jelooy

First of all, please don't take the things written in here too seriously, because I wrote this for fun and just to fill up my page. If you think some of my page information is incorrect, tell me in my talk page. I'll gladly take your advice or idea as long it doesn't have the F word, makes L4D Wikia bad, or contains something offensive.

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"Kill all sons' a' bitches. That's my official instructions."

You really want to know?
I'm just your average gamer with average PC and average games. But I like editing wikis and adding information to websites.

My real name is Jeloy, I'm 13, and you can call me that if you want, I don't really mind.

Personally, I like to write tactics and how they work, but in my spare time I play and try to find easter eggs in L4D & L4D2.

Where do my tactics come from? Basically I like to explore the finale area before starting the trigger. But I rarely use my own strategies to fight against the Infected. I just run and shoot. Really. BUT when it comes to being an Infected, I ALWAYS USE tips and tricks from here and some other youtube videos. I like to play as the smoker, ESPECIALLY on the rooftops on chapter one and two in Dead Air. Sometimes the survivors get annoying, and breaks my tongue while grabbing the victim. I get really angry with this, and I decided to claw them while the horde attacks. Sure it's kinda idiotic, but FUN.

MOAR L4D time is good, very good.

Artificial intelligence? Hardly.
AI bots are very, very annoying. Louis likes to grab my peels, Francis complains all day, Bill never stops smoking, and Zoey gets pounced by hunters every chapter.

Louis
Your health is below 20. A horde is about to spawn, and thank God you've found pills on the table at a room. But suddenly, Louis grabs it and uses it for himself although he has 50 health. What would you do?

A. Change the difficulty to Expert and kill him

B. Make him go outside, close the door, and crouch near it so that Louis can't get in

C. Do nothing and decide to go idle

Bill
You've survived the finale and the rescue vehicle is in front of you. Rushing to it, you tell your teammates to stay close. But on the way, Bill gets grabbed by the smoker. You take no chances but to leave him to die. Now you're inside and the end cutscene plays. As the cutscene rolls on, you see a dead man with a light cigarrette in his mouth. Isn't that wonderful? LOL.

Zoey
You're holding on at the stairs on the Rooftop Finale. Everyone kills many Infected, and the Tank is about to spawn. But AI Zoey decided to man the machine-gun at the rooftop. Here comes the tank. She's aiming; well prepared to shoot it, THEN a hunter pounces on her, on the TOP of the building. You'll have no time to rescue her because the tank is throwing rocks at you. By the time you've killed the tank, you realize it was too late. You'll probably say in your mind, "Why the hell is she manning the machine-gun?"

Francis
Everytime you play a chapter, he always talks about something he hates. Fighting zombies? "I hate vampires." Fighting at the Farmhouse Finale? "I hate the army." Running up the stairs? "I hate stairs." It gets so annoying that you might not rescue him when he gets incapped. But sometimes it gets fun when playing him; You can hate the opponent to death.

And one more thing for Francis, don't hate the player, hate the game.

My to-do list!
(As described in the official page)
 * Fix incorrect grammar spellings
 * 1) A lot of anonymous users tend to type incorrectly
 * Add information to the trivia parts
 * 1) Especially those stubs, I don't really like short articles
 * 2) Plus I'll try to add easter eggs
 * Post things I know so far of Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2
 * Add strategies/tactics to missions and finales
 * 1) I'll edit the ones with the "Template: walkthrough"
 * 2) But expect some minor edits as sometimes I have wrong grammar & punctuation.

Favorite L4D memories...
At first, I played L4D2 first rather than the original one. IDK my friend gave the dvd to me and I installed it. At first I thought it was a single-player horror game. Since online games aren't working, i'll check out single-player first on the first Dead Center mission. I was relieved that I have three people with me; not those zombie shooters who you'd have to survive alone. But that doesn't make me feel much safer. I waited for a whole 5 min just to face the zombies downstairs. Opening the door, I paused for a while, then RUN LIKE HELL. I found out that it's not so bad after all. I WAS WRONG. This girl with green goo came and when I saw her, I was like "HOLY SH*T, WTH IS THAT?" It's a good thing L4D2 AI are better at shooting compared to L4D ones. She died immediately. Behind her corpse, there's this one really fat guy. I didn't know it was a S.I; so I slashed him with an axe. This green thing covers up my screen completely, and I thought it was a glitch. Soon more Infected pour in; I died in 15 seconds. Hooray.

Didn't thought the Director can spawn 100 infected at me.