User:CrazyWitchhugger

Hey, Did I ever tell you bought that time I hugged a Witch and got my arm cut off and my left eye missing?

Ok, I just love witches. I'M CRAZY ABOUT THEM! But Please, I'm an expert and were losing survivors to fight the infected so Just kill them.

Favorite survivor: Keith (or Ellis)

Favorite Zombie: (Duh!) Witch

Favorite Gun: AK-47

Favorite Melee: Baseball bat

Favorite Bomb/Health/Ammo: Pipe bomb

Favorite Campaign: Dark Carnival

Missing: Left eye (The arm was fine xp)

Words of Wisdom: "Emo girl's don't want hugs...."

What I think would be cool in Left 4 Dead: A flamethrower