User:Gruntyking117

Why are you reading this? I'll bore you. I'm Gruntyking, more commonly seen with 117 attached, but now removing the numbers because I'm not entirely sure I'm man enough to pull it off.

No One Cares Anyway
Out of the diverse cast of four, I choose Bill. Why? Because Bill licks ass, dying in The Passing. When Louis is nailing the Infected and Francis is incessantly killing everything, it's nice to see that someone can still put his feet up and relax, like me. I've no marks against Zoey, though. In fact, I've got a really big crush on her.

How Poncey I Am
I play games. More or less obviously, I play Left 4 Dead. I hold no bias against any one system, save for the PlayStation 3. Something just irks me about Sony's little unmitigated trainwreck. As for myself, I've been through metric tons worth of silicon and code as a gamer. And lubricant on long, lonely nights when I get far too excited about Cortana, to the least of my misadventures.

That Stigma user you've been eyeballing? She's NOT mine. She's yours, understand? Good.