Forum:If you were a Infected, what kind of Infected would you be?

I would be a Smoker, they're cool. Not because I smoke. Remember Not a Tank please

I'd be a Smoker, because I can do fascinating things with my tongue, I smoke and I, too, run like a b**ch when someone's shooting at me. Dashade 12:57, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
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 * I'd probably have to go with hunter. Though I can't use the cool tongue pull thing, jumping around a lot could be fun. Stoan04 15:03, 2 April 2009 (UTC)


 * Chances are, I'd probably end up as a Witch, no matter what I do. I'd run around in my underwear and make obscene noises in a corner, and then eviscerate anybody who makes me mad.  Sounds about accurate. 17:19, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Based on all the cheeseburgers I eat, I would have to say I'd be a boomer. On the plus side, I'd be able to fit in more cheeseburgers after I puked on the Survivors. --MadDawg2552 19:01, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

i'd have to be a hunter, just leaping across the rooftops and prowling around would be so cool. i can see the benefits of being a smoker too though Danku777 14:18, 8 August 2009 (UTC) id be a hunter as jumping from rooftop to rooftop would be awesome and then theres wall jumping that would be sweet to hunt down your enemies.Spygon 19:46, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

I'd probably be a smoker, I was never really any good as a hunter with all the jumping around, and for the simple fact that I can't aim while I'm jumping and just usually end up missing my target, leaving me wide open to be killed right there on the spot. There's no greater satisfaction than dragging a survivor totally off course and delaying them even more as a horde comes and takes them down while I run away and await my next attack... RagnorokTheDivine 8:36, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Honestly, I'd be a Smoker, I think.. My tongue is longer than most other people's, and with my terrible asthma.. you get the idea. BlackliteWrath 12:21, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

My name may make more sence now after this. In any game where long range is a option I go for it. I was excited when I first learn there would be a sniper in L4D. "A sniper fag in a zombie game, can't be!"^^ THat's why I play as a sniper and the Smoker is my infected. Now if they add one where a SI thorws shit at you then I would change to that one. Untill then distance is the key and camping and cowarding is the game. Smoker FTW!Crossy the Coward 17:08, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

I would be a Witch. Not only would I be able to explore the opposite sex (and I would be in all those pictures with Zoey lol), but I would be alone in my thoughts until some n00b with a gun came by and disturbed me. And if they cr0wned me, then I wouldn't really care because I would be dead (again?). Darthscyrone 19:31, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

I don't know what I would be, Definitely not a tank, witch, boomer, or charger though. Id probably be a male spitter due to my long history of strep and drainage. I sound like a cat when I try to cough phlem, and do it so often its "ACHHH-pto!" like using a comma.[official l4d historian]Legofan94 21:59, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Boomer.
 * 1) Get bile on survivor
 * 2) Wait few seconds
 * 3) PROFIT. ;) Powers38Talk 22:53, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
 * 1) PROFIT. ;) Powers38Talk 22:53, 9 August 2009 (UTC)