Ellis/Quotes

A list of Ellis' Quotes heard so far in Left 4 Dead 2.

[ When approaching toilets on Parish ] Coach: "Aww, man, stinks 'a piss... "

Ellis: "I dunno. Smells kinda nice."

Nick: "Ever eaten horse? It's tasty."
 * [ When he sees the statue of Andrew Jackson ] "Man, I wish we had a horse. I love horses."


 * Ellis: "Who ain't right in the head now?"
 * [ An alternative line ]"Horses are for ridin', not eatin', Nick."


 * Ellis: "Horse!"


 * Nick: "Nice observation, Ellis."

Coach: "Though I walk, through the valley of the shadow of death..."
 * [ While traveling on the cable ferry ] "Coach? Any inspirational words while we enter the swamp


 * Ellis: "Yeah! I'm walk'n in that valley'n I'm kick'n some ass!"


 * [ Conversation at the start of Dark Carnival ] Nick: “I hate to be the bearer of bad-news guys, but unless Ellis knows how to build a monster truck, we ain't driving through this."

Ellis: "Sorry guys, guess this wasn’t such a hot idea after all."
 * Nick: “God damn you, Jimmy Gibbs, Jr.!”

Ellis: “Now that’s not cool, Nick.”


 * [ Beginning of Dark Carnival ] "Sorry folks. This car is capable of miracles, but it can't drive over 20 miles of parked cars. I think were walkin'."
 * Nick: "Don't sweat it Ellis. At least you got us out of that mall."


 * [ After shooting several stuffed elephants ] "I think I might win somethin'..."
 * [ When he finds an axe ] (Chuckles and says quietly) "Look who's got an axe..."
 * [ When he picks up an axe ] "I've always wanted to be an axe murderer!"
 * [ When he picks up a baseball bat ] "I'm gonna beat these sonsabitches 'til I lose my watch!"
 * [ When he spots a Molotov ] "Mol'tov here!"
 * "Molotov."
 * Coach: [reading notice]"Report the sick..."
 * Ellis: "Report the sick?"
 * Rochelle: "Don't worry Ellis, they mean the flu, not in the head."
 * [ When he is going to throw a Molotov ] "Fire coming!"
 * "MOLOTOV COMING!"
 * [ When constricted by a Smoker ] "SHOOT THE TONGUE!!"
 * [ Upon a Scavenge match start ] "Go, go, go, go, go, grab some gas!"
 * [ Upon picking up a gas can in a Scavenge match ] "Got it!"
 * [ When finding a pickup ] "All right, all right!"
 * [ When seeing the Infected or someone gets hit ] "Look out now!"
 * [ When shot ] "Man, why you shooting me? Shoot zombies, not me!"
 * "Ya know, shooting me ain't gonna help nothin'."
 * "Damn, this is not funny!"
 * "Stop shooting me, it won't help you anyway."
 * "C'mon, watch it! Daaamn!"
 * "I'm not a zombie. Shoot zombies."
 * "Whoa, Whoa that hurts!"
 * "That's not cool...Seriously.
 * [ When being shot by Rochelle] "Come on girl, I thought we were closer than that."
 * [ When healing] "Can somebody wait up? I'm gonna heal."
 * "Wait a second, I'm gonna heal."
 * "Can somebody watch my back? I'm gonna heal."
 * "Healing, cover me please!"
 * "Can y'all cover me? I gotta heal!"
 * [ After healing ] "Oh yeah, (shakes self awake) oh yeah, oh yeah."
 * "(Shaking self awake)"
 * "That fixed me up real good."
 * "Much, much better now."
 * "Oooh yeah."
 * [ When healing a teammate ] "Here ya go. I had no use for this anyhow, I ain't gonna get shot."
 * [ When reviving a teammate ] "I ain't leaving you, but you better get up!"
 * [Randomly while reviving teammate ] "I ever tell you about when me and my grandma came down here? We-"
 * Revivee: "Not now, Ellis."
 * [ When someone is incapacitated ] "Hang on there."
 * "Up we go."
 * [ When low on health ] "Oh man. Oh man oh man oh man oh man..."
 * "I think these zombies are tryin' to kill me."
 * "I ain't lying, this hurts."
 * "I'm not tryin' to curse myself, but I don't think I'm gonna make it."
 * "Aw, hell no. Hell no."
 * "I'm all tuckered out..."
 * "This ain't in my plans..."
 * "This ain't right..."
 * [While Incapacitated] "Hey I need some help over here."
 * "Help me out!"
 * "I can't make it on my own! Help me!"
 * "HE-EELP!!
 * "AHHHH!"
 * [ While falling to his death ] "SORRY Y'ALL!!"
 * [ When sees a Charger ] "CHARGER!"
 * [ When he is pummeled by a Charger ] "Aw Hell! He's poundin' me to death!"
 * "He's bashing me into shit!"
 * [ Before the emergency door event starts at The Crash Site ] "Somebody's gotta open this door."
 * [ When vomited on by a Boomer ] "Aw Hell! This sucks!"
 * "Ahhh! I can't see shit!"
 * "Christ in a Hand Basket! I'm gooed!"
 * "Ohh,Christ!"
 * "I'm all gooed!"
 * [ When sees a Spitter ] "Hey, it's a Spitter!"
 * [ When sees a Tank ] "Tank, Tank!
 * TANK! RUN! no, no, no, dont run...SHOOT!"
 * [ When the Spitter is about to spit ] "HEADS UP!"
 * "GOO INBOUND!"
 * [ When spat on by a Spitter ] "YUCK! Spitter goo!"
 * "I got Spitter shit on me."
 * "Ah, hell, man, Spitter goo."
 * [ When sees a Hunter ] "We got a Hunter!"
 * [ When pounced by a Hunter ] "GET HIM OFF!"
 * [ When he sees a Jockey ] "We got a Jockey!!"
 * "JOCKEY!"
 * [ After being revived ] "Much obliged."
 * [When pounced on by a Jockey] "Is this thing humping me?!"
 * "OW! GET.....!"
 * "SUMBITCH IS ON MY BACK!"
 * "It ain't right havin' this thing on me!"
 * "Come on, it's not funny anymore!"
 * [ Responding to Coach quoting CEDA's instructions in case of infection in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Kill all sons'a'bitches. That's my official instructions."
 * [ At the roof of the evacuation station in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Hey, where is everybody? Hellooooo?"
 * [ When he gets grabbed by a Smoker in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Ah, what the hell?"
 * [ Seeing how the lower floors are flooded by the Infected in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Holy... Shit..."
 * [When looking down at the gas station in Hard Rain] "Alright, there's the gas station, all we gotta do is pass through this cane field.
 * [ When someone else is pounced by a Jockey ] "That's just humiliating."
 * [ Responding to Rochelle's comment about an incoming storm ] "Nobody wander off!"
 * [ When seeing a Witch ] "Aw, a Witch."
 * [ Upon hearing a Witch ] "That cryin' girl's around."
 * [ When being chased by a Witch] Shoot her, SHOOT HER!
 * [ When the witch is getting angry ] "Oh shit man, that Witch is a spaz!"

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 * [ After closing the Safe Room door] "We gonna need to do better then THAT."
 * "We are a DAMN good team!"
 * [ After throwing a bile bomb ] "Heads up, bile bomb!"
 * "Here comes the puke!"
 * "Bile bomb incoming!"
 * "Throwing a bile bomb"
 * "Here comes the bile, sons of bitches!"
 * [ After throwing a 'Pipe bomb] '''"Hey! Chase this!"
 * "Throwing a pipe bomb!."
 * [ When sees a alarmed car ] "Ya'll better not shoot the car."
 * [ When hitting a Riot Infected ] "Aw, hell, they're bulletproof."
 * [ When reloading ] "I'm a reload."
 * "Hey, I'm reloading!"
 * "Gotta reload!"
 * [ When grabbing a Machete ] "Machete here."
 * [ When grabbing a Bile Bomb ] "Bottle of puke here."
 * "Bi...le bomb here."
 * "Grabbin' a bile bomb!"
 * "Grabbin' a bile jar."
 * "I don't know. Smells nice though don't it."
 * "I got a bile bomb here!"
 * "Man, I could go for a cold one right about now."
 * [When Victorious after reaching a safehouse] "We are kings of the world!"
 * "DAMN(laughing), we are good! ehe!"
 * " I can hardly believe me made that!"
 * "We are a right DAMN good team."
 * [ When grabbing a Adrenaline shot ] "Grabbin' a shot"
 * "Adrenaline shot here."
 * [ When seeing a Tonfa ] "Nightstick here"
 * [ When a Jockey is nearby ] "Dude, I hear one of them Back Humpers around."
 * [ When in the Safe Room at the start of The Park for a few seconds ] "You guys know what "suck the heads" means? 'Cause I came down here with Keith once, and he didn't know, and--I mean, it ain't nothin' bad. It's about eatin'-"
 * Nick: "Ellis? Is now the best time?"
 * Rochelle: "Ellis, sweetie, can this wait?"
 * Coach: "We ain't got time for this, Ellis."
 * Ellis: "Okay."

[Alternate line] "You ain't never been to Graceland, Nick? Man, y'all should've come, we had so much fun!"
 * [ When sees a safe room ] "Hey, we got a safe room right ahead!"
 * [ When all alone or all other survivors are dead] "Hey it's not funny man, where are you guys?"
 * [ After picking up explosive ammo ] "Cool!"
 * [After being defibrillated] "OW, whatch ya shockin' me for?"
 * "Was I dead? Good thing I didn't walk towards the light..."
 * [Upon seeing the buses at the bus station] "Did I ever tell you guys about the time my grandpa took me on a bus to Memphis to visit Graceland, and we--"
 * Nick: "Ellis, Ellis! We don't have time for that right now!"
 * Ellis: "Okay. But I do love goin' on bus rides."


 * [ In the Saferoom of the Cemetery Level ] "Did I ever tell you guys about the time me and Keith filled up water balloons with our own--"

Ellis: "Okay..."
 * Coach: "We ain't got time for this, boy."


 * [ Upon picking up a nightstick ] "♪ Gonna beat me a zombie to death with a nightstick~ ♪"
 * [ Picking up a Sniper Rifle ] "Imma' snipe some sons-a-bitches."
 * [ Inside a Rescue closet ] "Oh, come on man! I'm gettin' bored up here. Get me out of here!"
 * "Hey...hey everybody, don't forget about me in here!"
 * "Help! HELP! HEEEELP!!"
 * "Okay, I triple-dog-dare you to rescue me!"
 * "Now hold on, you're not thinkin' of leavin' me in here, are you?"
 * "This shotgun feels right. Real right.
 * [ When waiting for the other Survivors inside the safe room ] "I need every one of you inside now!"
 * "C'mon y'all get inside!"
 * [ After being asked by Whitaker to get some cola ] "I can understand that, a man needs his snacks! (under his breath) Man, this guy is weird..."
 * [ When introducing himself in the elevator in The Hotel ] "My name's Ellis but, ya'll can call me El. I prefer Ellis cause El sounds like a girls name."
 * Ellis: "It's the God damn city of Atlantis" (during the return to town chapter of the hard rain campaign).