Nick/Quotes

A list of Nick's Quotes heard so far in Left 4 Dead 2.

Intro

 * [ Responding to Coach's complaints about climbing stairs in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Well, Coach... Maybe the helicopter...maybe it's made of chocolate!"
 * [ Seeing how the helicopters flee the area in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Looks like there's been a change of plans..."

General

 * "We got a safe house!"
 * [ Waiting for the other Survivors to get into the safe room ] "Don't make me come out there for ya!"
 * [ When the survivors finish a level ] "I'm starting to like you guys!"
 * "You guy's ain't so damn bad!"
 * "Take that, you mealy-mouthed bastards!"
 * "And that is how you do it!"
 * [ When 2 or less survivors finish a level or if all survivors are low on health at end ] "That was TOO close..."
 * [ At the beginning of a chapter ] "I'm in the middle of nowhere..."
 * "What the hell was this guy doing?"
 * "Hey Ellis, you like taters?"
 * "You sure we shouldn't just panic? I mean, I think panic was invented for just this sort of situation."
 * "Whatever you say, Farmer Joe."

Negative responses

 * "This is all going to hell!"
 * "Candyasses!"
 * "TITS!"

Health related

 * [When in low health] "I really screwed the pooch back there."
 * [ When he grabs pills ] "Can always use these."
 * "A little pick me up."
 * [ When incapacitated ] "Can't do this on my own, need some help."
 * [ When healing another Survivor ] "Don't waste this by getting pounced on or something."
 * "Let Doctor Nick fix ya up."
 * "I should probably save this for me...but, what the hell."
 * [ When low on life ] "Don't this beat all? I'm about to die..."
 * "God dammit god dammit god... dammit!"
 * "What was I thinking coming down here...?"
 * "I'm not going to make it much longer, my friends."
 * "If I go, you guys are gonna miss me!"
 * "I have seriously felt better!"
 * "Pull yourself together, man. You're (grunts in pain) fallin' apart!"
 * "This is not - (grunts in pain) - how it's gonna end."
 * "I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired."
 * [ From the Zombie Survival Guide trailer/When low on health ] "I have not... come this far... to die now!"
 * [ When reviving another player ] "Get up, get up, get up!"
 * "Aw shit, get up, get up!"
 * [ When Rochelle revives him ] "Thanks, Ro."
 * [ After healing ] "Ah. Better."
 * [ Reviving someone on their second down ] "You are messed up - if you don't get yourself healed up, that's it."
 * "You seriously cannot go down again, 'kay? 'Cause if you do, you're not going to make it."
 * "You're starting to worry me."
 * "I'm gonna get you up, but you go down again, that's it."
 * "We can't afford to lose you...yet."
 * [ When Rochelle dies ] "There goes repopulating the Earth."
 * "Rochelle, aw shit."
 * "Good night, Rochelle."
 * "I can think of two other people I would have rather seen go first."
 * [ When Coach dies ] "Aww....Coach..."
 * "Later, Coach."
 * "Shit, Coach...I'll miss ya."
 * [ When Ellis dies ] "Ellis...aww...Ellis..."
 * "I'm surprised you lasted as long as you did."
 * "Y'know all those things I said about you, Ellis? I was joking..."
 * [ When low on life in Hard Rain ] "Never get out of the boat. Never get out of the boat. Never get out of the boat."
 * "Easy there, fireball. Let me get you up."
 * "Guys, I seem to have slipped!"
 * "Try again, little man."
 * "Is this some kind of sick joke?"
 * "I call foul."
 * "What an ass-clown."
 * "Goddamn it, Coach, what'd you leave me with?"
 * "Ellis, I am surprised you lasted as long as you did."
 * [ Reviving Rochelle ] "We...I need you a little longer."

Weapon related

 * [ When he grabs an axe ] "A freakin' axe! "
 * [ When he grabs a Frying pan ] "Skillet!"
 * "Gonna bonk some heads with this!"
 * [When throwing pipe bomb] "Pipe bomb out!"
 * "Chase this you zombie bastards!"
 * [ Seeing Bile Bomb] "Is that a bottle of puke?"
 * [ Throwing Bile Bomb] "Puke in the hole!"
 * "Fight amongst yourselves!"
 * [ Upon finding Crowbar ] "I cannot WAIT to find a crate."
 * [ Upon picking up Nightstick or Baseball Bat ] "I'm gonna whack the SHIT outta something with this."
 * [ Upon finding weapons ] "Everybody grab a weapon!"
 * "Weapons over here."
 * [ Finding a Magnum ] "Niiiiiiice!"

Infected related

 * [ After lighting several Infected on fire ] "Smells like dinner!"
 * [ When he hears a Hunter ] "You hear that Hunter?"
 * "Pay attention, there's a Hunter around."
 * "Scrawny Little Bitch I'm gonna Kill!"
 * [ When pummeled by Charger ] "(scared) Aah, Charger's got me!"
 * "Kill this beast, guys!"
 * "Shoot that Charger!"
 * "Shoot the big guy pounding me into the ground!"
 * [ When the horde is coming ] "This is why we've got guns!"
 * "God damn, its gettin' good!"
 * [ When he sees a Charger ] "Look out now! Charger!"
 * [ When Charger grabs Ellis ] "Charger... Ellis!"
 * [ Upon seeing a Tank ] "Shoot the Tank!"
 * "Everyone, shoot the Tank!"
 * "YOU! Shoot the Tank!"
 * "Tank inbound!"
 * "Get ready, we got a Tank!"
 * "Hold steady! Tank!"
 * [ When he is covered by Boomer's bile ] "Aw, Goddammit!"
 * "Urgh! This is nasty shit!"
 * "Uh, dammit. I am covered - In vomit - Again."
 * "I'm blind!"
 * [ When jumped by the Jockey ] "Get this thing off my back!"
 * "Get it off me!"
 * "Kill this Jockey on me!"
 * [ When stepping into the Spitter's acid ] "God dammit, that hurts!"
 * "What is this shit on me?"
 * "I got hit by the burnin' goo shit!"
 * [ Seeing Riot Infected ] "Are these zombies wearin' armor?"
 * [ When he hears a Jockey ] "One of those little Jockey bastards is around."
 * [Upon hearing a Witch] "That sounds like my ex-wife."
 * [When a Jockey is riding a Survivor] "Hey, ten bucks says he takes them to the right."
 * [ Seeing a Tank on Dead Center ] "Guys? We have a problem!"
 * "If we don't move, maybe it won't see us..."
 * "Is someone beating a horse?"
 * "A crying woman. What do you think, she's sad the mall's closed?"
 * "So that's a Charger, huh? I think he worked out that arm plenty. He should move onto back and legs."
 * "So that's a Charger, huh? Heh. You know what they say about zombies with one big arm..."
 * "So that's a Jockey, huh? Cute little guy."
 * "So that's a Spitter, huh? You think she's single?"
 * "So that's a Boomer, huh? You know, it's sad to see an eating disorder get out of control like that."
 * "So that's a Hunter, huh? What's he gonna do-go for a JOG at me?"
 * "So that's a Smoker, huh? Bet he's popular with the lady zombies."
 * "ELLIS! Leave that Witch alone."
 * [ When confronted with a Hazmat Infected ] "Guess those suits don't stop bites."
 * "Let's find another way. This suit's flammable."
 * "Watch out for the... the big fat thing!"

Dead Center

 * "I'm Nicolas... Nick."
 * [ If Rochelle has the most kills by the time you get to the elevator ] “You did good out there Rochelle.”
 * [ Upon entering the gun store in The Streets ] "Alright! A candy store for adults!"
 * "Good, that's decided. Moving on: I think this building's on fire. Sooo... I'd like to leave it."
 * "Hey! Loud girl. Hayseed. Tons of fun. This building? Is on FIRE. Grab a weapon and let's get the hell out of here."
 * "Okay, we all had a turn yelling at the helicopter. Good. Moving on: I think the building's on fire."
 * "Okay. Helicopters don't come back when you yell at 'em. Valuable lesson, you three tuck that away for later. Now grab a weapon and follow me. This goddamn building's on fire."
 * "HELICOPTER. It is a HELICOPTER. You call that thing a 'whirly-bird' one more time, I'll beat you SO bad, your sister's gonna wish she never gave birth to you."
 * "Disco Pants and Haircuts? Man, lots of space in this mall."
 * "Okay, so the evac station's abandoned, annnnd we're at the center of a zombie-filled building. But on the bright side? We're all probably gonna die."
 * "Technically... you're not supposed to use an elevator in a fire. But that might not apply during a zombie apocalypse."
 * "Get in the tank, you stupid goddamn gas, get in the tank."
 * "Piece of shit gas, GET IN THE CAR!"
 * [ Seeing Tank ] "HOLY SHIT! BIG FREAKING ZOMBIE!"
 * "We have a problem!"
 * "If we don't move, maybe it won't see us."

Dark Carnival

 * [ At the start of the Dark Carnival ] "I hate to be the bearer of bad news guys, but unless Ellis knows how to build a monster truck, we ain’t driving through this."
 * [ Upon noticing the burned bodies in the pool at the motel in 'The Highway ]''' "These people SUCKED at high diving."
 * [After Coach comments on having gone to Whispering Oaks as a child] "Oh, good. Now we can die there as adults."
 * [ When Ellis claims they'll have to walk through traffic ] "Don't sweat it, Ellis. At least you got us out of that mall."
 * [ After going down the hill in the first chapter and Eliis makes a comment about going downhill being "fun" ] "Falling and breaking my neck is not fun Ellis."
 * [ Beginning of Dark Carnival's Finale ] "I know I'm going to regret this, but turn it up!"
 * *"That got us around the block."
 * [ In the begining of the tunnel of love ] "Looks like you get your wish Ellis, you get to go on a ride."
 * Ellis: Uh, this isn't exactly a ride Nick. This is where you go to make out with your girlfriend."


 * [While moving through the Tunnel of Love in The Coaster]: "You could almost call this a cee-ment river, Ellis!"
 * Ellis: "Ha ha, very funny, Nick."
 * "Into the swan maintenance room of love!"


 * [Running on the tracks during The Coaster ] "These Infected do NOT respect lines!"
 * [ Before The Fairgrounds Crescendo event. ] "You must be this tall to ride. Sorry Ellis. You'll be missed."
 * Ellis: "Ha ha. Aren't you the comedian."


 * "Nice fencing. Looks like a federal carousel penitentiary."
 * [ While looking at the Lil' Peanut cutout in Dark Carnival ]"I do not like that little peanut man..."
 * [A response to Coach's plan] "That is the stupidest idea I've ever agreed with"
 * "Why couldn't I have been in Vegas when the infection hit? Or even Atlantic city? Instead I am trapped inside some hillbilly Tunnel of Love. Did you see the sign out front? Cousins-only day today."
 * "Okay, we'll set off the pyrotechnics, but I'm telling you right now. I AM NOT GOING TO AIR GUITAR."
 * "Gate's open!"
 * "I think I know how to start the finale, hit the button labeled Finale."
 * "When I hit this tape, it's gonna blare some old people's rock music and start the finale. Get ready."
 * "Coach, when I start this finale, you aren't gonna start dancing are you? Ahh, screw it, I'm hitting it."
 * "I think the copter pilot wants us to turn it down."
 * "Coach, you're a genius! This worked!"
 * "It worked! I love you, Coach!"
 * "Anybody else find this peanut thing a little terrifying?"
 * "A fenced-in carousel? Is this where they took child prisoners on day trips?"
 * "Bringing back any memories, Coach? You, a cheeseburger, romance in the air..."

Swamp Fever
Rochelle: "That's true. If I had to pick a low point in the flight, it was when he stopped flying the chopper and attacked us. Anyone... know where we are?" (this quote needs rewording)  Rochelle: So what do you think is going to kill us? Gators, snakes, bugs, or mud people?
 * [ In response to the Survivors' reactions to him killing the pilot ] "Well, he wasn't doing a very good job once he became a zombie, now was he?"
 * "I can't believe none of you were going to shoot him."
 * "I shot a zombie. He was a zombie, Ellis. He must have gotten bitten before he picked us up."
 * [ When jumping into deep water in Swamp Fever ] Nick: "This swamp is gonna mess up my white suit!"
 * Rochelle: "You mean the one covered in zombie brains?"
 * Nick: "Brains come out, swamp water doesn't. Don't ask me how I know that."


 * Nick: The way we're shooting? Each other.

Hard Rain

 * [While moving through the Witch-infested sugar mill] The last time I saw this many crying women was at my wedding.
 * [At the beginning of the campaign] What are we supposed to signal him with?
 * Ellis: Oh, there's flares in the gun bag.
 * Nick: What gun bag?
 * Ellis: You didn't grab the guns!?
 * Nick: ME!? Who died and made me gun monitor!?
 * Ellis: Pretty much everybody.


 * Alternative conversation
 * Rochelle: Well, this should be easy. All we need is to find some diesel.
 * Nick: Anybody wanna hear a prediction?
 * Everyone: No.
 * Nick: There's not gonna be any fuel; just watch.


 * "Does this guy's scorecard mean what I think it means?"

The Parish

 * [ Response to Ellis' horse comment ] "Ever eaten a horse? It's tasty."
 * [ Before starting The Park's Crescendo Event ] "As soon as we open that door, get ready to run for the tower."
 * Ellis: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait...why we goin' to the tower?"
 * Nick: "We run to the tower, and we turn off the alarm!"
 * Ellis: "Oh! Okay, okay, I get it!"


 * [ When the fighter jets fly by at the beginning of The Parish ] Coach: All right! The military's still here!
 * Nick: You don't evacuate people in fighter jets.

Nick: "You mean that blurry line in the horizon? Let's not get ahead of ourselves."
 * [The beginning of The Parish campaign] Coach: "All right, people, let's get to that bridge!"
 * [Upon Seeing the Bathrooms in the Park ] "From the looks of this park, I'm glad we didn't arrive early."
 * Nick: "Oh man it, smells awful in here."/ "It smells like..piss."
 * Ellis: "I think it smells nice."


 * [ Upon entering the sewers ] "I'm not going in there... ah screw it!"
 * "Oh Christ, not the sewer."
 * "Ugh. What's that SMELL?"
 * "I used to steal these from cops back in high school."
 * "If my friends ever saw me usin' a cop's gun..."
 * "Before we run across this bridge right toward the people who've been dropping bombs on us, anyone wanna talk about a Plan B?"
 * Ellis: "I don't."
 * Nick: "Alright then, let's go."


 * [ Seeing dead un-infected people in The Parish ] "These are people! They were killing people! I told you this was a bad idea."


 * Coach: "How's it feel to be so right, Nick?"
 * Nick: "Not good..."

Friendly Fire

 * [ When shot at ] "Are you really going to shoot a guy in a $3,000 suit? Come on!"
 * "DON'T. SHOOT. ME."
 * "YOU. ARE. SHOOTING. ME."
 * "Well thank you for ventilating my suit."
 * "Why would you think shooting me is a good idea?"
 * "Let's try shooting zombies instead of people, okay?"
 * "Damn!... you suck at shooting."
 * "You shoot me again and I'll drop ya."
 * "Shoot me again. Shoot me again, I dare ya'."
 * "Shoot me again, I'm not dead yet!"
 * "Stop shooting me."
 * "Shooting me, doesn't get us, anywhere!
 * "Do that again and I will bury you alive."
 * "Can we not shoot each other, please?"
 * "Can you stop shooting me?"
 * "I don't know who started this shit, 'kay? But let's just stop the friendly fire right now."
 * "Unless you want to be picking your teeth up off the floor, stop shooting me."
 * [ When Ellis attacks him ] "Dumbshit!"
 * "Jesus Christ, Ellis, like the goddamn zombies aren't bad enough."
 * [ When Coach attacks him ] "Coach, c'mon, man."
 * [ When Rochelle attacks him ] "Sweetheart? Don't shoot me."
 * [ In a calm voice ] "Don't shoot each other."
 * [ After someone says Nick shot them ] "If you'd looked out, you wouldn't get hit!"
 * [ When a teammate is shot by someone else ] "Stop shooting each other!"

Scavenge

 * [ Upon the beginning of a Scavenge match ] "Let's get some gas."
 * [ While pouring gas into the generator ] "Come on... Come-onnn..."
 * "Piece of shit gas, GET IN THE CAR!"
 * [ When there's one more gas can remaining to make the player's team win a Scavenge match ] "One more can to go!"
 * [ When winning a scavenge match ] "We're makin' it look easy!"

Uncategorized
''These ones need a place to be. Feel free to put them in their rightful category.''
 * "I think our options are keep moving down the road towards those lights or die here."
 * "Anyone in the die here camp?"
 * "No? Then let's move out."
 * "Great, following shiny lights in the sky, we're like freaking cats and a laser pointer."
 * "The boardwalk still smells like popcorn and this back alley still stinks like piss."
 * "What are you, an unfriendly hippie? I thought you all had to be friendly?"
 * "No one else is alive here, okay? There's gotta be some sort of deal we can work out."
 * "Wow, yeah. That's really cool. I'm sure Dusty will be honored."
 * "I bet he's got a working shower in there and he isn't using it."
 * "Always a stinking hippie. I swear to god, it always come back to making a stinking hippie happy."
 * "There better be gas in that tour bus."
 * "There's the tour bus! Get into the garage!"
 * "Just go, just go, he isn't coming with us."
 * "Goodbye, Mr. Hippie!"
 * "Of course it's full of zombies. The whole god damn world is full of zombies. See you in a few minutes."
 * "You know what I like best about your stories, Ellis? The sound they make when they stop."
 * "We're the four riders of the goddamn apocalypse!"
 * "Because all you THINK about is ribs, Coach."
 * "I trust you. You look like a man who knows his donuts.
 * "Crumbs? Really, Coach? That's how you swear?"
 * "Lead on, MacDuff."
 * "Goiter man!"
 * "No Ellis, I've never seen anything like this
 * "Hm. This'd be really awkward if I gave a shit about your feelings."
 * "They're not kidding when they say no lifeguards on duty."
 * "Buddy, if you can get me out of this alive? I will deep-fry you an entire goddamn cow."
 * "Jesus, it was open season on everything out here."