Coach/Quotes

A list of Coach's Quotes heard so far in Left 4 Dead 2.


 * [ When shot at ] "Hey! Stop shooting me, all right!?"
 * "EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!"
 * "Lets not start shooting each other now, okay?"
 * "Shoot me again and you'll be meeting your maker, right soon!"
 * "There gonna be some Biblical shit if you do that again."
 * "That isn't All Star Shooting!"
 * "Knock that shit out"
 * "Look, are you out your mind shooting at me?"
 * "You gotta learn how to shoot!"
 * "Shooting me? That's some crazy shit!"
 * [ When constricted ] "(raspy) Get this mother fu-(coughs) off me!"
 * [ When low on health ] "Crazy sons'v bitches messin' me up!"
 * "*various splatting sounds*"
 * [ When car alarm starts ] "Game "n, ladies..."
 * [ When he picks some incendiary ammo ] "Boo-yeah!"
 * [ Upon picking some adrenaline ] "Adrenaline shot here!"
 * [ When he is going to throw a molotov or a pipe bomb ] "Fire in the HOOOOOLE!"
 * "GRENAAADE."
 * [ Reading the sign at the start of The Swamp ] "No CEDA, No Military, Stay Out..."
 * [ Upon seeing a truck blocking the highway in Dark Carnival ] "Highway's blocked. Let's check out the motel.
 * [ Upon seeing the Whispering Oaks sign in Dark Carnival ] "Hey, Whispering Oaks! Shit, I used to get there when I was a kid!"
 * Nick: "Oh, good. Now we can die there as adults."
 * [ Answering Ellis at the ferry in Swamp Fever ] "(singing quietly) Though I walk, through the valley of the shadow of death..."
 * 'Ellis: (interrupting) "Yeah! I'm walk'n in that valley 'n I'll kick some ass!"
 * [ When ferry arrives at the Swamp Fever ] "Put it all out there."
 * [ When the fishing boat arrives in the plantation] "*Repeatedly blows sports whistle*"
 * [ When being revived ] "They oughta name a school after me for this shit."
 * [ When being revived ] "All right, thanks."
 * [When picking up pills] "I know one thing: I'm grabbin' pills!"
 * [When a Spitter is about to spit] "Burning shit commin'!"
 * [When pummeled by a Charger] "Charger! SHOOT!"
 * [At the beginning of a Scavenge map] "Haul ass and get gas!!"
 * "Let's GO! Find a gas can!"
 * [When reviving someone] "Keep it up. C'mon, keep it up, keep it up. You gonna make it."
 * [ When in critical need of healing ] "Come on... Put it together, man... You gonna make it through this shit..."
 * "It hurts...but it ain't nothing."
 * [When incapacitated] "Shit! I'm down!"
 * [Reading CEDA's instructons in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] *with irony* "Report UNUSUAL BEHAVIOR. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions. Hah. Wait my ass."
 * Ellis: Kill all sons'a'bitches. That's my official instructions!
 * Ellis: Kill all sons'a'bitches. That's my official instructions!


 * [ Killing an infected in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "This used to be a NICE NEIGHBORHOOD."
 * [ Stopping for a break at the stairs in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Who the Hell...puts an Evac Station...up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?"
 * Nick: "C'mon, Coach! Maybe the helicopter...maybe it's made of chocolate!"
 * [ Looking at the fleeing helicopters in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Thought they supposed to be savin' our asses!"
 * [ When on black and white ] "Come on man. You can make it through this shit!"
 * [ When heading back into sugar cane field ] "Retrace our steps! Head through the field!"
 * [ When he sees a RIOT Infected ] "That zombie's got armor. I want armor!"