User:Phoenix Marathon

Greetings! Who Ever You Are!
'''Hello! I'm Phoenix Marathon, a minor expert of Left 4 Dead. My real name is Sebastian so don't be shy to call me that, if you don't want to call me Sebastian, simply refer to me as PM or Phoenix. Just to let you know, I am usually called "The Unlucky One". They call me this because of the following: A Jockey steered my into a Spitter puddle then told a Hunter to rape me. I got into a brawling club, a Charger pummeled me, two-minutes later, it was a Tank's turn. A Witch's husband, a Smoker got high from cigarettes and dragged my into his crying wife who was crying because when the Smoker got high, he divorced her then she had no body cut her nails and attacked anything that comes into her personal bubble so The Smoker dragged me to her, I survived with only my upper body. '''

'''I was new on somewhere in November Two-Thousand And Nine ( 2009 if you want to be a smartass ). Don't be afraid to swear but I can barely get rude to someone so don't consider me as an Enemie. If you met me in real life, I would be as boring as a public waiting room, silent and respectful if you offer food ( And usually don't accept it because I'm scared of eating someone else's food ). I like horror movies like A Nightmare on Elm Street and Note: A Nightmare on Elm Street + Friday The 13th = Freddy vs Jason (Hasn't even got a sequel yet!). I play the Halo series except Halo: Combat Evolved.'''

I haven't got LIVE yet, because my family has the urge to "Put House Managing First On The List" then I would have had LIVE by then.'' I edit most pages of flushing down all the "Inappropiate" infomation like I remember that someone said on The Spitter page Trivia that she was maybe a prostitute before the infection hit. Someone has already said that she was probably in a relationship before and Tralalla, Tralalla. And he proved it by an image of the Spitter's rings. Those prostitutes multiple relationships and I gave him a notice that I deleted his line. Vandals reading this will be kicked by your ass by me. '''

People, I cross my heart, I created the Female Boomer starting then slowly evolved, it started on Trivia but its not there now...

Random Facts
 
 * Melee Spammer 

 
 * Loves Close Combat Weapons 


 * I'm A Heavy-Weapons Specialist ( In Halo ), Great at Infected ( I may not have LIVE but I use my brother's Xbox for LIVE. His Gamertag is spinnasniff. 'But now his one month gold suscription has expired and He is getting A Playstation Three.

What you should know...
   
 * I do start wanting to kill you if I hate you really, really bad...                                                 
 * I do start arguements (Rarely) 

The Things I Like To My Amusement
 

I Like 

 

 
 * First-Person Shooters                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
 * Guns 

 
 * Decapitations 
 * Games 
 * Zombies 
 * Highest Voted Death Scenes 
 * Men That Kill In Formal (e.g. Nick) 
 * Shotguns 
 * Semi-Automatic Weapons 
 * Reading 
 * Killing 
 * Wishing to do something to people I don't like (Relate to the above "Killing") 
 * Hating Crowbar 
 * Going into the pool (Yes, I have a pool) 
 * Getting what I want 
 * Talking to people over the internet 
 * Hating horror movies (Except for A Nightmare on Elm Street) 
 * Loving Slasher Films 
 * Fighting Invincible Witches by Cr0wning them with "Fire Bullets" with shotguns                                                                    

Did you Know?
'''I was originally making a story called "L8 4 Rescue" It involved all Eight Survivors fighting doubleley. Twice The Damage, Twice The Action, Twice The Fun! '''

== My Way, My Rules ==


 * 1) Do not dare tend to be a greater being than me.
 * 2) Do not threaten me like Jo The Marten did.
 * 3) Do not harass me
 * 4) Do speak at a friendly pace
 * 5) Do not interfere with my conversations like what Jo The Marten did.
 * 6) Do not prank me 
 * 7) Do not think "I'm Better than Phoenix Marathon!". None of us are greater than The Five Dog
 * 8) Do not change my work unless you're adding more detail in it.
 * 9) Do not be even close to breaking these rules with FrAnCiScOsAuRuS or any admins.
 * 10) Do not EVER break my Rules, YOU UNDERSTAND!

Consequences

 * 1) Be Blocked
 * 2) Be Banned
 * 3) Be Deleted

'''These Consequences will be initiated by either Five Dog or Stigma-231. You should know what I feel now because in this wiki for me, its the last straw....'''

My Favorite Pages

 * Blogs
 * Common Infected
 * The Witch
 * The Tank

THE END
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Left 4 Dead 2 Achievement Guide By Phoenix Marathon WARNING: Only some Achievements
ACID REFLEX

Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.

Mostly, all you have to do is have a automatic long range weapon perferably an Assault Rifle and as soon as you see that bitch, open fire.

Alternative: If you're a professional like me, kill your teamates and do it like a man does.

Alternative #2: In close-quarters, grab a semi-automatic shotgun which is the one and only SPAS-12 then surprise that bitch in anyway possible.



CHAIN OF COMMAND

Kill 100 infected with a chainsaw.

Kill your mates, so they don't increase the body count with or for you. Throw a Bile Bomb during a cresendo event and decapitate those zombies like you're Freddy Krueger.

DEAD IN THE WATER

Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while in the water.

Play The Swamp over and over again until you die.

Alternative: Kill your mates and stay in the water until a panic event by time (and music if you hear it) and kill 'em.

Alternative #2: Play The Swamp or The Shantytown and kill your mates. Activate the cresendo event of each chapter and drown your legs in the Water and use a melee weapon and you know what to do.

DISMEMBERMENT PLAN

Kill 15 infected with a single grenade.

During a panic or Cresendo Event, throw a pipe bomb to where the AIs won't be bothered to shoot in that direction and blow a grenade and make sure you hit their head to increase the HEADSHOT HONCHO achievement hitman list of body counts.

FRIED PIPER

Kill a clown with a molotov along with at least 10 infected.

Play Dark Carnival, throw a bile bomb or pipe bomb while standing near a spawn point of a molotov and watch the flames move. "Happy New Year Folks!" Says the Clowny Piper.