User:Nightmirage

Useless Facts About Nightmirage:

Zoey is her superhero.

She's a vegetarian but doesn't give a damn what you eat.

She is in college, working toward a degree in history.

She did not grow up playing video games (which she knows is blasphemous but it is her parents' fault), but had to save up to buy an Xbox 360 when she saw her boyfriend play L4D.

She's not religious. Not at all.

She's a writer.

Her personal opinion: Zoey/Louis FTW. Don't like it? Then don't read her fanfic.

Anything that comes out of Ellis's mouth makes her LOL.

She would like Bill to stop whining.

This is her first ever fan fiction. Lo and behold, it's L4D!: http://left4dead.wikia.com/User:Nightmirage/story

Favorite Pages

Zoey Louis Ellis

The Coaster Witch Death Toll Graffiti

Great Moments in Nightmirage's L4D History
Zoey: Louis, oh God, I can't believe it!

Me: (stunned silence)

Roommate: "What just happened?"

Me: "WHY IS HE DEAD?! WE WERE NOT ON A ROOFTOP, HE WAS AT FULL HEALTH, AND THERE WERE NO INFECTED AROUND!"

Roommate: "Spontaneous combustion is a bitch."

When my boyfriend was making Francis repeatedly crouch on the Tank we had just taken down:

Me: (joking) Are you tea-bagging that Tank?

Boyfriend: (completely serious) Yes