User blog:DisMEMBAH/Transcript: The Hotel for n00bs

Description
Just so you know, I know some pretty crazy folks. Subsequentially, I play Left 4 Dead with them as well. This can lead to some pretty crazy moments and conversations, as seen below. This script details our first time playing Left 4 Dead 2 together. We were playing Dead Center. WARNING: I just copy pasted all this crap so there is some language. You've been warned.

The Characters in this Script

 * LADYKILLAH270- Lance(Nick)
 * krunchm3h- Keith(Coach)
 * possman1101-me(Ellis)
 * Sarahlvs24- Sarah(Rochelle)

Dead Center 1: The Hotel
Nick:wtf

Ellis:this is so cood

Rochelle:wait why am i not rochellea

Ellis: you are

Rochelle:nvm

Coach:OMG AW BAESBALL BAT

Nick:its still e right to do stuff

Ellis: baseball bat is mine you basatar

Rochelle: ok go

(at this point Nick a.k.a my friend Lance, got hit by a charger who took him out the window.)

Nick: HOLY AWFGEGSD

Coach:LOL.

Nick: THAT THE FCUK!

Ellis:LOL THAT WAS A CHARGER

Rochelle: aaaaaha lol your dead lance

Ellis:oops caps

Coach:its k i got a defib

Ellis: watch that boomer

Coach: wtf do i go?

Ellis: taht elevator probs

Nick: wut, theresa closet right there lol.

Rochelle: lol were in the elevator

Nick: Fucky oyou guys

Ellis: waitwait dont open it

Ellis: you idiot

Coach: fire bad

Rochelle: whatsthis

Ellis: there

Nick: ffinally.

Nick: wtf i losgt my axe!

Nick: :(

Rochelle: ah im down

Ellis:dont do it

Coach: spitter around

Nick: fuck brb

Rochelle: lol

Ellis: lol

Nick: k back

Rochelle: waht s the diff wit chriome shotty?

Coach: ???

Ellis: safe room

Nick: hunter

Coach:LOL

Ellis: pwnt

Nick: that was dam easy

Ellis: lol you died 2 teims

Rochelle: LOL

Nick: no u

Coach: git the hell in

END part 1

14:34, April 27, 2010 (UTC)