Coach

"I ain't gonna die waitin' on salvation."

- Coach

Coach is one of the four playable survivors in Left 4 Dead 2.

Official Description
Age: 44

Hometown: Savannah, GA

Coach has a big heart, a healthy appetite, and a wicked swing with a chainsaw. After a knee injury ended his career as a defensive lineman in college, Coach salvaged his Physical Education degree (barely) and landed a job teaching health at the local high school in his hometown of Savannah.

Working as a defensive coordinator for the freshmen team might not have been the best path to a pro coaching career; but it’s come in pretty handy in guiding a group of Survivors to safety. Coach has watched his beloved hometown get ravaged by infected—now it’s time to deliver his own brand of Southern hospitality.

Relationships with other Survivors
Coach is the voice of reason and authority of the team in a similar way to Bill, and often retains an optimistic attitude that is hard to disagree with. Despite his friendly demeanour, his experience as an actual coach makes him demand things of the other survivors in a positive way, for example, shouting them to get on their feet.


 * Ellis: Despite their age gap, Coach and Ellis have several shared interests, both like the Midnight Riders, Jimmy Gibbs Jr. (Although Coach may be familiar with Jimmy Gibbs Sr. as he excitedly says "Jimmy Gibbs!") and both have a fondness of Whispering Oaks amusement park. Coach is surprisingly patient of Ellis' naive ways and defends him whenever Nick is negative or sarcastic toward him. Both are also native Georgians, which could contribute to their friendliness.


 * Nick: Nick and Coach appear to have a "love-hate" relationship, similar to what Francis and Bill have. They often make fun of each other, and it is apparent that Coach dislikes Nick's attitude, but both seem unhappy to see the other die, over the course of the events, they are both less hateful toward eachother. Coach also seems to hold an authority over Nick, saying "you can make yourself a life right here." if Nick's negativity annoys Coach, to which Nick quickly recoils and follows Coach.
 * Rochelle: Rochelle appears to like Coach in a way that somewhat resembles Zoey's and Bill's relationship. They act friendly to each other, but not in a romantic way. They compliment each other, and are quite unhappy to see the other die. Coach often refers to Rochelle as little sister meaning he feels protective of her because of their common ethnical background.

Quotes
"See: Coach/Quotes"

Trivia

 * Coach seems to despise Witches to the point that he refers to them as, 'Bitches', instead of Witches, though he refers to most of the other Infected as "bitches" as well. This hatred could stem from witches enjoying the smell of sweet things, making chocolate (something Coach enjoys) a risk to either obtain, carry or eat.
 * Interestingly, Coach's real name is unknown, since Coach is obviously a nickname and the only thing he introduces himself with when meeting the other survivors.
 * Coach appears to have a slight west-Southeastern accent, occasionally dropping his R's and G's.
 * He may also be somewhat religious as he usually makes comments referring to the Bible and stating the last time he saw his grandmother, she asked if he was still a praying man. Also during Dead Center, he will sometimes close his eyes and pray that the team can make it through the mall alive, and that the food court is still intact (because he is obviously overweight).
 * Bill and Coach have many things in common. According to their back-stories, both Bill and Coach have knee injuries. They also are the oldest in their group, and have a dislike for climbing stairs. On top of that, they both have a different physical disadvantage. Bill's disadvantage is that he's older than anyone out of the two groups. On the other hand, Coach's disadvantage is that he is overweight, preventing him doing similar things to Bill. (Note how Bill is quite healthy for his age).
 * "Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death" is a quote from the Bible, Psalms 23:4.
 * In an issue of PC Gamer, the original concepts of the Coach can be seen, including a skinny coach, a white coach, and a coach in football shoulder pads used as armor. He also holds a bow and arrows (depicted in the gallery below).
 * Coach appears to hold a pistol or Magnum with only one hand when his health is lower than 40 HP.
 * Coach enjoys food in general, and will often talk about it as he passes signs, even going so far as to pray that the food court "is ok" and claiming that cotton candy is the "Pharoah of all foods".
 * In this same scene Coach asks "Who the hell puts an evac station up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?". This is a possible reference to Mercy Hospital which had an evac station on the roof and had thirty floors as well.
 * Coach's shirt has the abbreviation "FHS," which implies that the school at which he coached has a name that starts with an 'F' (F... High School). His shirt is also purple and yellow where it says FHS, which implies that his school colors are purple and yellow.
 * Some of Coach's audio files hint at the military killing uninfected civilians, which could possibly tie in with the graffiti about carriers in The Parish's first safe house.
 * According to many official videos as well as his description, Coach's weapon of choice is the Chainsaw.
 * Coach's wireframe is the same one used for Team Fortress 2's Heavy.
 * When Ellis says he would take a bullet for Jimmy Gibbs Jr., Coach says "Amen", suggesting that he too likes Mr. Gibbs.
 * Much like Ellis, he too is a fan on the Midnight Riders even claiming to have all of their CDs and their "new stuff that ain't no good".
 * Coach has the habit to read signs throughout the campaigns.