User:Tank-Hoard

About me
"hello there I'm Tank R. Hoard, there is much I enjoy about Left 4 Dead. My favorite of The Suvivors is Bill, Because he's tough, cool, and there is actually some skill required to kill him, but disptite the fact that I love my job I often wish I was my best friend Boomer T. Puka. I wish my job had SOME stealth to it, Buuttt NOOOOOOO it's always "TANK WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SMASH THEM, DON'T JUST WAIT." But I'm sick of it, wish i could just wait in on doorway with a car, and kill them all with a single swing but "thats Noooot faaaiiir"

"hello, me and my wife Witch and I have been invited to the south for dinner with my cousin, Charger, but she insist on bringing her brother Hunter. The best part, however, is that he is married to Boomer's sister, Spitter, so he's coming to, it's gonna be great, my wife's actually happy, for once, she's even walking around. The scary thing is though........she's singing! "

Thing's I think about People, Places, &amp; Wepons:

Smoker: Is an ungrateful junkie who hit's on your wife, but at the same time is a true blue soilder of the infected.

Boomer: Is a great guy, a good pal, an excellent chef, (try his Survivor Ala'Foot with extra Bile), But he's a bit unstable, one bullet and BOOM GOES BOOMA

Hunter: My brother in Law, nice guy, freaky face, strong leg's and a good claw.

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