User:Nightmirage

'''Hey Nighmirage. Where have you been?'''

Busy. I'm currently a second semester junior in college with a writing intensive major. I will, also, not lie. I am less than thrilled with some changes that have been made on the wiki, and I feel less welcome than I used to. However, I will still be making visits to guard against vandalism and make necessary edits!

Useless Facts About Nightmirage:


 * Zoey is her superhero. Nightmirage gets grumpy when she can't play as Zoey.


 * She is in college, working toward a degree in classical studies (Greek and Roman life).


 * She did not grow up playing video games (blame her parents) but had to save up to buy an Xbox 360 when she saw her boyfriend play L4D.


 * She's not religious. Not at all.


 * She's a writer.


 * She ships Zoey/Louis hardcore and isn't afraid to admit it. She also feels quite alone in liking this pairing. The Internet offers nothing for this.


 * Anything that comes out of Ellis's mouth makes her LOL.


 * She was never a big fan of Bill but still misses him.


 * This is her first ever fan fiction. Lo and behold, it's L4D!: http://left4dead.wikia.com/User:Nightmirage/story
 * You can also see her Left 4 Dead fics at her fanfiction.net account: http://www.fanfiction.net/~thenightmirage

Favorite Pages
The coolest Survivor ever

The nicest Survivor

The most LOL-inducing Survivor

THAT'S THE SCREAMING OAK!

Don't piss her off!

DING-DONG!

Will someone please hide the pens?

Great Moments
Zoey: Louis, oh God, I can't believe it!

Me: (stunned silence)

Roommate: "What just happened?"

Me: "WHY IS HE DEAD?! WE WERE NOT ON A ROOFTOP, HE WAS AT FULL HEALTH, AND THERE WERE NO INFECTED AROUND!"

Roommate: "Spontaneous combustion is a bitch."

When my boyfriend was making Francis repeatedly crouch on the Tank we had just taken down: Me: (joking) Are you tea-bagging that Tank?

Boyfriend: (completely serious) Yes

Boyfriend: (picking up a guitar as Nick) ROCK GODDD!

[Tank music begins and rumbling starts]

Me: OH CRAP! *waits for it to arrive*

[10 seconds later]

Me: ....Anytime now...

Roommate: *randomly turns on the Jonas Brothers much to my dismay*

[Tank finally arrives]

Me: OH GOD, IT'S THE DISNEY CORPORATION IN THE FLESH!!!

The Tank (according to my friend): "YOU PUNY GIRLYMEN! YOUR BULLETS ARE LIKE BROWN M&M'S TO ME!"

Pretty Awesome People
Jo The Marten Five Dog Supermutantslayer450 Imperialscouts LoneWolfHBS5 DeathBlade182

Sera404

Chris Thorpe

Current Wiki Projects

 * Proper capitalization on all pages
 * Guard valiantly against vandals
 * Work on the Survivors, Infected, and military pages
 * Correct grammar and spelling. That's kind of the definition of my staff position. =D