User:Funds

About me
Playing Left 4 Dead 2 is quite a fun game. I like to play as either Nick or Coach. I attempt to discover more about the Infected, their glitches and how to do maps the easy way on Advanced. I am a great shot, usually obtaining around 30-50% accuracy, but at the cost of extremely low headshot accuracy.

My favorite quote from Nick: "Mother of mercy! This thing is killing me!"

My favorite quote from Coach: "OH SHIT!"

Preferred Weapons
Rush: Complete a map as quickly as you can, wasting any supplies found on the way. Quite fun doing it this way though.
 * Rush weaponry (primary): AK-47/Sniper Rifle > Grenade Launcher > SCAR-H (the burst fire) > M16
 * Rush weaponry (secondary): Katana/Machete > Dual Pistols > Magnum
 * Headshot weaponry (primary): Sniper Rifle > Hunting Rifle
 * Headshot weaponry (secondary): Melee weapons that cut off heads

Headshot: Headshot as much Infected as possible while keeping a great accuracy and headshot score. Takes extremely long and I only do this when bored.

Witches
Having a Witch problem? Quite easy to do. Depending on her location, I suggest the following ways to kill her:
 * Burn her
 * Use the map aganist her (useful as at times she will be unable to use her anti-safe move)
 * NEVER, NEVER EVEN TRY TO USE SPECIFIC SCENERY AGANIST HER. I HAVE TESTED IT AND SHE WILL AT TIMES STRECH HER CLAW UP A LITTLE MORE AND INCAPITATE YOU. Good thing she won't live long enough to get you. :)
 * Shoot her rapidly (wandering only)
 * Shoot and run

Tanks
Having a Tank on your back? Here's the best ways to quickly kill it:
 * Let him incapitate someone, attempt to help them up, rapidly swing your melee weapon at him
 * How to do: First, a Tank must spawn. He will incapitate someone (espically bots). Try not to let him get too far away or he will be distracted attempting to pummel the others. Once he finds out you are attempting to help someone up, depending on his distance from him and the incapitated person, he will either throw a rock (which will hurt YOU) or attempt to pummel the person. Once he pummels the incapitated person, switch to your melee weapon and immediately swing the weapon at him. If done correctly he will not focus on you and attempt to pummel the poor person. Creepy, but it works, 100% guarnteed.
 * If that dosen't work and he swings at you instead, help the person up and repeat the directions stated above.
 * Attack from a distance
 * Throw a Bile jar and run for your lives

My favorite pages

 * The Smoker
 * Nick
 * Coach
 * Katana
 * The Hunter
 * Machete
 * AK-47
 * Just use this gun. Great against Hunters and Smokers on rapid firing.
 * Sniper Rifle/Hunting Rifle
 * Great for one-shotting Smokers, great at rapid firing at Hunters.