User:Nightmirage

Useless Facts About Nightmirage:

Zoey is her superhero.

She's a vegetarian but doesn't give a damn what you eat.

She is in college, working toward a degree in history.

She did not grow up playing video games (which she knows is blasphemous but it is her parents' fault), but had to save up to buy an Xbox 360 when she saw her boyfriend play L4D.

She's not religious. Not at all.

She's a writer.

Her personal opinion: Zoey/Louis FTW. Don't like it? Then don't read her fanfic.

Anything that comes out of Ellis's mouth makes her LOL.

Nightmirage is a shitload of crap and bitchiness. Fuck him/ her

She was never a big fan of Bill but still misses him.

This is her first ever fan fiction. Lo and behold, it's L4D!: http://left4dead.wikia.com/User:Nightmirage/story

Favorite Pages
The coolest Survivor ever

The nicest Survivor

The most LOL-inducing Survivor

THAT'S THE SCREAMING OAK!

Don't piss her off!

DING-DONG!

Will someone please hide the pens?

Great Moments
Zoey: Louis, oh God, I can't believe it!

Me: (stunned silence)

Roommate: "What just happened?"

Me: "WHY IS HE DEAD?! WE WERE NOT ON A ROOFTOP, HE WAS AT FULL HEALTH, AND THERE WERE NO INFECTED AROUND!"

Roommate: "Spontaneous combustion is a bitch."

When my boyfriend was making Francis repeatedly crouch on the Tank we had just taken down:

Me: (joking) Are you tea-bagging that Tank?

Boyfriend: (completely serious) Yes

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