Ellis/Quotes

A list of Ellis' Quotes heard so far in Left 4 Dead 2.

[ When approaching toilets on Parish ] Coach: "Aww, man, stinks 'a piss... "

Ellis: "I dunno. Smells kinda nice."

Nick: "Ever eaten horse? It's tasty."
 * [ When he sees the statue of Andrew Jackson ] "Man, I wish we had a horse. I love horses."


 * Ellis: "Who ain't right in the head now?"
 * [ An alternative line ]"Horses are for ridin', not eatin', Nick."


 * Ellis: "Horse!"


 * Nick: "Nice observation, Ellis."

Coach: "Though I walk, through the valley of the shadow of death..."
 * [ While traveling on the cable ferry ] "Coach? Any inspirational words while we enter the swamp


 * Ellis: "Yeah! I'm walk'n in that valley'n I'm kick'n some ass!"


 * [ Conversation at the start of Dark Carnival ] Nick: “I hate to be the bearer of bad-news guys, but unless Ellis knows how to build a monster truck, we ain't driving through this."

Ellis: "Sorry guys, guess this wasn’t such a hot idea after all."
 * Nick: “God damn you, Jimmy Gibbs, Jr.!”

Ellis: “Now that’s not cool, Nick.”


 * [ Beginning of Dark Carnival ] "Sorry folks. This car is capable of miracles, but it can't drive over 20 miles of parked cars. I think were walkin'."
 * Nick: "Don't sweat it Ellis. At least you got us out of that mall."


 * [ After shooting several stuffed elephants ] "I think I might win somethin'..."
 * [ When he finds an axe ] (Chuckles and says quietly) "Look who's got an axe..."
 * [ When he spots a Molotov ] "Mol'tov here!"
 * "Molotov."
 * Coach: [reading notice]"Report the sick..."
 * Ellis: "Report the sick?"
 * Rochelle: "Don't worry Ellis, they mean the zombies, not in the head."
 * [ When he is going to throw a Molotov ] "Fire coming!"
 * "MOLOTOV COMING!"
 * [ When constricted by a Smoker ] "SHOOT THE TONGUE!!"
 * [ Upon a Scavenge match start ] "Go, go, go, go, go, grab some gas!"
 * [ Upon picking up a gas can in a Scavenge match ] "Got it!"
 * [ When finding a pickup ] "All right, all right!"
 * [ When seeing the Infected or someone gets hit ] "Look out now!"
 * [ When shot ] "Man, why you shooting me? Shoot zombies, not me!"
 * "Ya know, shooting me ain't gonna help nothin'."
 * "Damn, this is not funny!"
 * "Stop shooting me, it won't help you anyway."
 * "C'mon, watch it! Daaamn!"
 * "I'm not a zombie. Shoot zombies."
 * "Whoa, Whoa that hurts!"
 * "That's not cool...Seriously.
 * [ When being shot by Rochelle] "Come on girl, I thought we were closer than that."
 * [ When healing] "Can somebody wait up? I'm gonna heal."
 * "Wait a second, I'm gonna heal."
 * "Can somebody watch my back? I'm gonna heal."
 * "Healing, cover me please!"
 * "Can y'all cover me? I gotta heal!"
 * [ After healing ] "Oh yeah,(horse sounds) oh yeah, oh yeah."
 * "(Shaking self awake)"
 * "That fixed me up real good."
 * "Much, much better now."
 * "Oooh yeah."
 * [ When healing a teammate ] "Here ya go. I had no use for this anyhow, I ain't gonna get shot."
 * [ When reviving a teammate ] "I ain't leaving you, but you better get up!"
 * [Randomly while reviving teammate ] "I ever tell you about when me and my grandma came down here? We-"
 * Revivee: "Not now, Ellis."
 * [ When someone is incapacitated ] "Hang on there."
 * "Up we go."
 * [ When low on health ] "Oh man. Oh man oh man oh man oh man..."
 * "I think these zombies are tryin' to kill me."
 * "I ain't lying, this hurts."
 * "I'm not tryin' to curse myself, but I don't think I'm gonna make it."
 * "Aw, hell no. Hell no."
 * "I'm all tuckered out..."
 * "This ain't in my plans..."
 * "This ain't right..."
 * [ When sees a Charger ] "CHARGER!"
 * [ When he is pummeled by a Charger ] "Aw Hell! He's poundin' me to death!"
 * "He's bashing me into shit!"
 * [ Before the emergency door event starts at The Crash Site ] "Somebody's gotta open this door."
 * [ When vomited on by a Boomer ] "Aw Hell! This sucks!"
 * "Ahhh! I can't see shit!"
 * "Christ in a Hand Basket! I'm gooed!"
 * [ When sees a Spitter ] "Hey, it's a Spitter!"
 * [ When the Spitter is about to spit ] "HEADS UP!"
 * "GOO INBOUND!"
 * [ When spat on by a Spitter ] "YUCK! Spitter goo!"
 * "I got Spitter shit on me."
 * "Ah, hell, man, Spitter goo."
 * [ When sees a Hunter ] "We got a Hunter!"
 * [ When pounced by a Hunter ] "GET HIM OFF!"
 * [ When he sees a Jockey ] "We got a Jockey!!"
 * "JOCKEY!"
 * [ After being revived ] "Much obliged."
 * [While Incapacitated] "Hey I need some help over here."
 * "Help me out!"
 * "I can't make it on my own! Help me!"
 * [When pounced on by a Jockey] "Is this thing humping me?!"
 * "OW! GET.....!"
 * "SUMBITCH IS ON MY BACK!"
 * "It ain't right havin' this thing on me!"
 * "Come on, it's not funny anymore!"
 * [ Responding to Coach quoting CEDA's instructions in case of infection in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Kill all sons'a'bitches. That's my official instructions."
 * [ At the roof of some building in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Hey, where is everybody? Hellooooo?"
 * [ When he gets grabbed by a Smoker in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Ah, what the hell?"
 * [ Seeing how the lower floors are flooded by the Infected in Zombie Survival Guide trailer ] "Holy... Shit..."
 * [When looking down at the gas station in Hard Rain] "Alright, there's the gas station, all we gotta do is pass through this cane field.
 * [ When someone else is pounced by a Jockey ] "That's just humiliating."
 * [ Responding to Rochelle's comment about an incoming storm ] "Nobody wander off!"
 * [ When seeing a Witch ] "Aw, a Witch."
 * [ After closing the Safe Room door] "We gonna need to do better then THAT."
 * "We are a DAMN good team!"
 * [ After throwing a Pipe bomb ] "Hey! Chase this!"
 * "Throwing a pipe bomb!."
 * [ When see's a alarming car ] "Ya'll better not shoot the car."
 * [ When hitting a Riot Infected ] "Aw, hell, they're bulletproof."
 * [ When reloading ] "I'm a reload."
 * "Hey, I'm reloading!"
 * "Gotta reload!"
 * [ When grabbing a Machete ] "Machete here."
 * [ When grabbing a Bile Bomb ] "Bottle of puke here."
 * "Grabbin' a bile jar."
 * "I don't know. Smells nice though don't it."
 * "I got a bile bomb here!"
 * "Man, I could go for a cold one right about now."
 * [When Victorious after reaching a safehouse] "We are kings of the world!"
 * " I can hardly believe me made that!"
 * "We are a right DAMN good team."
 * [ When grabbing a Adrenaline shot ] "Grabbin' a shot"
 * "Adrenaline shot here."
 * [ When seeing a Tonfa ] "Nightstick here"
 * [ When a Jockey is nearby ] "Dude, I hear one of them Back Humpers around."
 * [ When in the Safe Room at the start of The Park for a few seconds ] "You guys know what "suck the heads" means? 'Cause I came down here with Keith once, and he didn't know, and--I mean, it ain't nothin' bad. It's about eatin'-"
 * Nick: "Ellis? Is now the best time?"
 * Rochelle: "Ellis, sweetie, can this wait?"
 * Coach: "We ain't got time for this, Ellis."
 * Ellis: "Okay."

Nick: "Ellis, Ellis! We don't have time for this right now!     Ellis: I'm just saying I like bus rides...
 * [ When sees a safe room ] "Hey, we got a safe room right ahead!"
 * [ When all alone or all other survivors are dead] "Hey it's not funny man, where are you guys?"
 * [ After picking up explosive ammo ] "Cool!"
 * [After being defibrillated] "OW, whatch ya shockin' me for?"
 * "Was I dead? Good thing I didn't walk towards the light..."
 * [Upon seeing the buses at the bus station] "Did I ever tell you guys about the time my grandpa took a bus ride to Memphis to visit Graceland, and we..."

[Alternate line] "You ain't never been to Graceland, Nick? Man, y'all should've come, we had so much fun!"

Trivia

 * Ellis says "much obliged" when helped by a team-mate, which is the same response that The Engineer uses in Team Fortress 2, another game made by Valve. Coincidentally, Ellis is also a type of engineer.
 * One of Ellis' battle cries is "DIE, DIE MY DARLING! DIE DIE DIE!", which is a reference to the song "Die, Die, My Darling" by horror punk band, The Misfits.
 * Although Ellis' background information says that he is not scared of the zombie invasion, he usually shouts the presence of Special Infected more than once. Also even though he's "not scared of the zombie invasion" when he's alone he gets scared.