User:Dashade

General Information
Favorite Survivor: Francis Nickname: Long and very sexy. Notable Traits: Long and very sexy. Titles: Long and very sexy. Location: No Mercy Hospital, room 602 Coteries/Societies: Venomheart ([VH]), The EpicFail Group ([EFG] although we just add EpicFail to our names)

Information Known

 * Strongly dislikes taking pointless orders.
 * Always has a guitar nearby, if not on his person.
 * Can play the guitar very well.
 * Firmly believes the majority of the Survivors have a stick lodged firmly up their ass.

Quotes from Dash

 * "I got bitches in the living room getting it on."
 * "I believe I walked away from the conversation."
 * "I love it when we have to figure out the physics."
 * "It wasn't a sexual act. It was an enema with beer."
 * (Sadly and in pain with a phone in hand) "Aww. Don't do it..."
 * "Will I ever get a cool monogram letter or am I just stuck being Dashade?"

Quotes about Dash

 * "I don't run with him for his intellect..." Unknown
 * "There may be hope for this boy yet.." Unknown
 * "Why did I ever give him that monkey..." Unknown
 * "You are an ass-HOLE." Unknown
 * "It's not good for you, man..." Unknown, after watching Dash electrocute himself for fun.

Quotes WITH Dash
o Friend: "Are you alright? How did you keep your glasses on?!" o Dash: "'Cause I get paid to do that. I am a professional."
 * (A party-animal watching Dash after stage-diving off a 20-foot speaker-tower.)

o Friend: "Hold on." o Dash: "Whaddaya mean hold on?! The Tank's not gonna hold on..."
 * (During unknown circumstances near a destroyed, Infected-infested rodeo.)

Rumors

 * Has had sex with an Infected.
 * Has once snorted four ounces of cocaine... in one night...
 * Has had six orgies... in one night.
 * All three of the previous events occurred in the SAME night.
 * Has once locked himself in a house and played Silent Hill 4 every night for a week straight.
 * Owns a copy of every single video game in the "Survival Horror" genre.
 * Has at least one friend who's got enough surveillance equipment to make the F.B.I. blush with penis envy.
 * Has studied many forms of guitar playing.
 * Has studied many forms of weapons training.
 * Knows how to use his guitar AS a weapon.
 * Has built a BMX bicycle ramp.
 * Has wrestled a ball-pit full of plastic balls... and poisonous snakes.
 * Hates stun guns.
 * Loves blow guns and owns at least one.
 * Was once asked to put his pants on by a friend of his.
 * Has denied a request to put his pants on, and in return, took damage from a beer bottle.
 * Has used a Tank as a coat rack... And gotten away with it.

Soundtrack
(Feel free to add to this insanely long list.)


 * Aerosmith - Come Together
 * Aerosmith - Livin' On The Edge
 * Akira Yamaoka - Silent Hill theme
 * All-American Rejects - Top of the World
 * Andrew W.K. - We Want Fun
 * Barenaked Ladies - It's All Been Done
 * Bon Jovi - It's My Life
 * Foo Fighters - Everlong
 * Foo Fighters - My Hero
 * Green Day - Novocaine
 * Hoobastank - Did You?
 * Joe Strummer - It's A Rockin' World
 * KISS - God Gave Rock And Roll To You
 * Lenny Kravitz - Again
 * Lit - My Own Worst Enemy
 * Living Colour - Cult of Personality
 * Los Lobos - Come On, Let's Go
 * Love And Rockets - So Alive
 * Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Knock On Wood
 * Moby - Extreme Ways
 * Modest Mouse - Float On
 * Nerf Herder - Kiss Me Deadly
 * P.O.D. - Youth of the Nation
 * Placebo - Pure Morning
 * Queen/The Used/My Chemical Romance - Under Pressure
 * Reel Big Fish - Take On Me
 * Rolling Stones - Anybody Seen My Baby?
 * Saliva - Spy Hunter
 * Shawn Mullins - Lullaby
 * Simple Plan - I'm Just A Kid
 * SR-71 - Let It Whip
 * Stabbing Westward - What Do I Have To Do?
 * Sting - Desert Rose
 * Stone Temple Pilots - Lady Picture Show
 * Switchfoot - Dare You To Move
 * Switchfoot - Meant To Live
 * Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime
 * The Cure - Burn
 * Train - Ordinary
 * Twilight Singers - Bonnie Brae
 * U2 - Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me
 * Uncle Cracker - Keep It Coming
 * Wallflowers - Heroes
 * White Zombie - More Human Than Human (Meet Bambi In The King's Harem Mix)

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