User:GeneralOwnage55

About me
I am a huge gamer with an appetite for destruction. i am usually found playing in versus mode of L4D pouncing (or pounding on in L4D2) on survivors. I am a featured user on the Bioshock wiki so if you have questions there let me know and ill help out.

My favorite pages

 * The Hunter
 * Boomer
 * Tank

Legend of Ownage
Along time ago......you know what. Screw it. A few years ago i was nearly killed, but i survived and I'm back, and a badass at that. I am a loyal follower of Five Dog and I am The Lord of Ownage. Those who try to fight me shall fail as the Power of Ownage knows no limit! Hail Five Dog or I will personally hunt you down forever!

More About me
I am one of the most powerful beings next to Five Dog, whom i follow without question. I am one of Tommy Rothschild's boys. I also serve under Captain Henry Leyland. I tend to bring only my signature Dual-Beretta's using hollow-point ammunition into battle. Since i don't have many times that require me to pull out all the stops, I don't usually show my true power. Although there was the one time that SixDog made a Tank extremely powerful. Took a week just to find it.

Taunts
ZOMBIES AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME!

Whats that smell..?

[Upon Seeing Riot infected] I SMELL BACON!

HEY! Thats my body armor!
 * Coach: No it's not! That there armor is mine!
 * Nick: I am surrounded by IDIOTS!

Complements
Nice Shot man!

Good shootin tex!

Infected Related
Zombies! Everywhere! WHERES MAH ROCKET LAUNCHER!?

[Spotting a Tank] APEMAN!

We've got a STEROID USER HERE!

Uh Oh, it's the Juggernaut!

[Boomer] Uh oh....Fat man with a plan!

We've got a BOOMER!

It's da puker!

Blubber butt!

[Hunter] I hear a hunter! I wonder if its Jo?

Hey! I can hear my cousin!

Hey Francis! I can here your brother jumping around!
 * Francis:And he's a sweatshirt wearing little wuss!

Hey Jo, can you stop jumping around for a minute, I think I hear a Jockey.
 * Jo:Oops, sorry!

[Smoker] I can hear Bill up ahead!
 * Bill: Very funny.

I think that's my uncle up ahead.

We've got a Licker ahead!
 * Bill: A what?
 * Zoey: I think he means a Smoker.

[Jockey] Think someone just heard the funniest joke ever?

I hear a head humper!

WHERE'S GORDON FREEMAN AT!?

SOMEBODY GET ME A CROWBAR

Hey! It's Little John the Head Humper!

[Spitter]

Hey Look! It's Nick's ex-wife!

Nick, I think your Girl Friend missed you!
 * Nick:Aw, shit!

We've got an Ugly Thing!

It's a hooker!!!

[Charger] I don't think we should let him grab us.

It's......some random thing with a huge arm!

It's the Bullman! [Charger charging at him] Ole!

Missed me!

Your too slow! [Charger pounding him] Aw, the big lug got me!

This big guy is pounding me into the wall overhere!

This guy is bashing my back to bits!

The Charger is wailing on me!