Ellis/Quotes

A list of Ellis' Quotes heard so far in Left 4 Dead 2.


 * [ When he sees the statue of Andrew Jackson ] "Man, I wish we had a horse. I love horses."
 * [ When he finds an axe ] (Chuckles and says quietly) "Look who's got an axe..."
 * [ When he spots a Molotov ] "Mol'tov here!"
 * [ When he is going to throw a Molotov ] "Fire coming!"
 * [ Upon a Scavenge match start ] "Go, go, go, go, go, grab some gas!"
 * [ Upon picking up a gas can in a Scavenge match ] "Got it!"
 * [ When finding a pickup ] "All right, all right!"
 * [ When seeing the Infected or someone gets hit ] "Look out now!"
 * [ When shot ] "Man, why you shooting me? Shoot zombies, not me!"
 * "Damn, this is not funny!"
 * "Stop shooting me, it won't help you anyway."
 * "C'mon, watch it! Daaamn!"
 * [ When healing ] "Can somebody wait up? I'm gonna heal."
 * [ When healing a teammate ] "Here ya go, had no use of this anyhow I don't get shot."
 * "I ain't leaving you, but you better get up!"
 * "I can't make it on my own! Help me!"
 * [ When someone is incapacitated ] "Hang on there."
 * "Up we go."
 * [ When low on health ] "Oh man. Oh man oh man oh man oh man..."
 * [ When he is pummeled by a Charger ] "Aw Hell! He's poundin' me to death!
 * [ Before the emergency door event starts at The Crash Site ] "Somebody's gonna open this door."
 * [ When vomited on by a Boomer ] "Aw Hell! This sucks."
 * "Ahhh! I can't see shit!"
 * [ When sees a Spitter ] "Hey, it's a Spitter!"
 * [ When spat on by a Spitter ] "YUCK! Spitter goo!"
 * [ When sees a Hunter ] "We got a Hunter!"
 * [ When he sees a Jockey ] "We got a Jockey!!"
 * [ While traveling on the cable ferry ] "Coach? Any inspirational words while we enter the swamps?"
 * Coach: "Though I walk, through the valley of the shadow of death..."
 * [ Interrupting Coach ] "Yeah! I'm walk'n in that valley'n I'm kick'n some ass!"


 * [ After shooting several stuffed elephants ] "I think I might win somethin'..."
 * [ Upon seeing a blocked path in Dark Carnival's bathrooms ] "Man, I've got misery in my bulbs..."
 * [ Answering Nick at the start of Dark Carnival ] Nick: “I hate to be the bearer of bad-news guys, but unless Ellis knows how to build a monster truck we ain’t driving through this”
 * "Sorry guys, guess this wasn’t such a hot idea after all."
 * Nick: “Goddamn you, Jimmy Gibs, Jr.!”
 * Ellis: “Now that’s not cool, Nick.”


 * [ Beginning of Dark Carnival ] "Sorry folks. This car is capable of miracles, but it cant drive over 20 miles of parked cars. I think were walkin'."
 * Nick: "Don't sweat it Ellis. At least you got us out of that mall."


 * [ After being revived ] "Much obliged."
 * [When pounced by a Jockey] "It ain't right havin' this thing on me!"
 * [While Incapacitated] "Hey I need some help over here."
 * "Help me out!"
 * [When pounced on by a Jockey] "Is this thing humping me?!"
 * [ Responding to Coach quoting CEDA's instructions in case of infection ] "Kill all sons'a'bitches. That's my official instructions."