User:Five Dog

Congratulations, My child. You have found Me. I, am Five Dog. The Five Dog. If you need help with something, please, my son, do not hesitate to ask.... No seriously, I can help you.

Remember, my children, Five Dog is here to help. He always will be. Should you require assistance, want to ask something, or perhaps even feel up for a chat, you can contact me here. I'm not as imposing as one might think.

The Five Dog Factor
The Me Factor. More debated than the theory of evolution, more honoured than the Pythagorean Theorem and more referenced than Murphy's Law; The Five Dog Factor plays an important part in everyday life. Five Dog is always watching, always waiting. He is the pinnacle of evolution and existence. When in a tight situation, apply the Five Dog Factor. Ask yourself:
 * Is Five Dog with me?
 * Is Five Dog against me?
 * Is Five Dog feeling merciful?
 * Will Five Dog save me or my foe?
 * How can I please Five Dog?

If you do wish for Five Dog to use His divine almighty powers to help you - a weak and vulnerable mortal - you must say the following to please Him and maybe he'll pity you:
 * Alone in the dark, I tremble. Five Dog is my light.
 * God is dead. Five Dog lives.
 * I cannot kill. Five Dog kills for me.
 * Violence is not the answer. Five Dog is.
 * I do not decide. My choice is Five Dog's.
 * Alone in a battle, I am weak. Five Dog is my defense.

All of the above have the potential to please Him. You may be spared from death, but do not expect it. For the noble and brave, Five Dog defends; for the wicked and cruel, Five Dog abandons.

Insight
Recent Topic: Life

"Imagine. Life is taken for granted every day. Yet it is the single most magnificent thing in the world. Without life, there is no you, no I, no us. Never has so much been in debt to something so fragile. With its creation follows the inevitable end; death. When death approaches, life should be seen as it is. Miraculous.

''We all want life to be miraculous. We pray for miracles, seek miracles, listen to stories about miracles, and think miracles will happen someday in the future, or happened thousands of years ago. So few realize that the great miracle is happening in our lives, right now. It is necessary to simply wake up, so we can see the miracle in front of our eyes, give thanks and live with it wholeheartedly.''

''Your life is a miracle. Don't waste it.''" -- Five Dog

Other Things
Pages of Interest:
 * Left 2 Die: A Left 4 Dead Fan-fiction.
 * Why not check this page?
 * Say, you could even go here!
 * For all of those budding PC users, go here.

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