User:Phoenix Marathon

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Greetings! Who Ever You Are!
'''Hello! I'm Phoenix Marathon, a minor expert of Left 4 Dead. My real name is Sebastian so don't be shy to call me that, if you don't want to call me Sebastian, simply refer to me as PM or Phoenix.'''

'''I was new on somewhere in November Two-Thousand And Nine ( 2009 if you want to be a smartass ). I swear, don't be afraid to swear but I can barely get rude to someone so don't consider me as an Enemie. If you met me in real life, I would be as boring as a superclinic's waiting room, silent, respectful if you offer food ( And usually don't accept it because I'm scared of eating someone else's food ). I like horror movies like A Nightmare on Elm Street and Note: A Nightmare on Elm Street + Friday The 13th = Freddy vs Jason (Hasn't even got a sequel yet!). I play the Halo series except Halo: Combat Evolved.'''

I haven't got LIVE yet, because my family has the urge to "Put House Managing First On The List" then I would have had LIVE by then.

'I edit most pages of flushing down all the "Inappropiate" ''infomation like I remember that someone said on The Spitter page Trivia that she was maybe a prostitute before the infection hit. Someone has already said that she was probably in a relationship before and Tralalla, Tralalla. Anfd he proved it by an image of the Spitter's rings. Those prostitutes multiple relationships and I gave him a notice that I deleted his line. Vandals reading this will be caught sometime in life by the top users, this does include Five Dog, Jo The Marten and Stigma-231.'''

People, I cross my heart, I created the Female Boomer starting then slowly evolved, it started on Trivia but its not there now...

My "Kind Of" Friends
FrAnCiScOsAuRuS ( I know, only him because he is the only person that RESPONDS TO ME! 

Random Facts

 * Melee Spammer


 * Loves Close Combat Weapons


 * I'm A Heavy-Weapons Specialist ( In Halo ), Great at Infected ( I may not have LIVE but I use my brother's Xbox for LIVE. His Gamertag is spinnasniff. 'But now his one month gold suscription has expired.

What you should know...

 * I do start wanting to kill you if I hate you really, really bad...
 * I do start arguements (Rarely)

The Things I Like To My Amusement
I Like


 * First-Person Shooters


 * Guns


 * Decapitations


 * Games


 * Zombies


 * Highest Voted Deaths Scenes


 * Men That Kill In Their Formal Wear (e.g Nick)

THE END
Now Go On And Examine The Left 4 Dead Wikia's Articles or Read my Left 4 Dead Fan-Fiction: L8 4 Rescue, Stalker...

Chapter One: The Crash Course
"Hey Bill, more stairs." Francis teases. A grumpy Bill walks up the stairs having difficulty breathing from walking stairs with such injurie as a knee full of shrapnel. "Go to hell!" Bill yells not directly at Francis. "Bill, relax man. Stairs are a good workout. Here, take your pain pill." Louis says and instructs calmly. He passes Bill his daily pain pill. "Thanks Lou."

"I smell a Hunter" Francis sings and insults. The hunter's growl made Louis widen his eyes and being cautious all the time. Francis takes the lead going on to the next stairs making his expression smug. "AAAARRRRRRHHHHHHH!!!!"

"AH! Get it off! Get it off!" Bill's assault Rifle spreads every where of his sight of the background of the hunter. "AAAA!" Louis jumped back to the stairs only to fall. "Dead" Bill said professionally."Ha ha, old man. It wasn't funny now all his spit is on my beard."

"ha ha! That'll teach you to not tease. Tease me again and I wouldn't save your ass."