Louis/Quotes and Captions

A list of Louis' Quotes and cut quotes, also known as Captions, in Left 4 Dead.

Intro

 * [ Upon hearing an incoming horde ] "Oh shit! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! THEY'RE COMING!"
 * [ Upon startling the Witch ] "What the?!"
 * [ While shooting the Witch ] "How do you like that?!"
 * [ Calling out to a passing helicopter ] "Heeeey! We're over here! We're not infected! Down here! Dammit!"
 * [ Asking Bill the attack plan for an incoming Tank ] "Run, or shoot? RUN OR SHOOT?!"
 * [ Pointing out a staircase to the rooftops ] "Get to the roof!"
 * [ Upon dodging the Tank's rock throw ] "Heads up!"
 * [ Upon reaching the safety of the roof ] "We made it...I can't believe we made it!"

General

 * "Well, it can only get better, right?"
 * "Humanity's gonna bounce right back - you watch!"
 * "When things go back to normal, Zoey, Bill, I'm giving you both jobs. Francis, I'm gonna teach yo ass how to read."
 * "Oh c'mon, cheer up, we're almost through."
 * "Guys at the office used to laugh at me when I hit the rifle range at lunch. Ain't so damn funny now, is it?"
 * "How long were you in prison, Francis?"
 * "They comin'! You guys ready?"
 * "I...am bad. Ahhaha, I am bad! Yes I am! Whooo! That's right, let's call ourselves the Unstoppables!"
 * [ Arrival to the finale ] "We're almost outta here." ( 2 versions )
 * "[ Belch ] 'Scuse me."
 * [ Rescue vehicle arrived ] "RUN!"
 * "Let's get the hell outta here!"
 * [ All Survivors reunited ] "I'm here."
 * "Heello!"
 * "Hey, I'm here."
 * [ Alone ] "Is anyone there?"
 * "Where is everyone?"
 * "Where'd everybody get to?"
 * "Can anyone hear me?"
 * "Hello?"
 * [ Responding to another Survivor thanking Louis ] "It's fine."
 * "Not a problem."
 * "Sure thing, man."
 * "You... are totally welcome."
 * "Hey man, no problem."
 * "My pleasure."
 * "It's all good."
 * "Sure." (2 versions)
 * "Hey, no problem." (2 versions)

The following are lines used on the PC "commands" and "responses" lists when (by default) typing Z or X.

"Yes" responses

 * "I'm cool with that."
 * "Yes."
 * "Cool."
 * "Okay."
 * "Alright"
 * "Yeah"

"No" responses

 * "That's some country-ass bullshit!"
 * "No way."
 * "I said No!"
 * "Nope."
 * "Not a chance."
 * "No."
 * "No way man."
 * "Uh uh."

"Hurrah" responses

 * “BOOM-diah!"
 * “WOOOOOO! Baby, aw riiiight!"
 * “Hell yeah!"
 * “Nothing can stop us!"
 * “We are gonna be OK!"
 * “They can`t stop us now!"
 * “I-am bad. I AM BAD. YES I AM. WHOO!"
 * "We're gonna be okay."
 * “Nothing can stop us, you hear me, nothing!"
 * "Nice job."

"Arrgh" responses

 * “Oh no!"
 * "Owww."

"Wait" responses

 * "Hold up, lets wait here."
 * "Chill, lets wait here."
 * "Hold up, hold up!"

"Thank you" responses

 * “Yo, thanks man."
 * "Thanks. I owe you one."
 * "Thanks, I owe you a big one."

"Let's go" commands

 * "All right, let's go."
 * "Time to move" (alternative that has a typo misspelling "Time" as "Tme)
 * "Let's go."
 * "Let's move, let's move!"
 * "I really think we should keep moving."
 * "Whaddya say we get moving?"
 * "Let's go."

"Follow me" commands

 * "Come on, this way."
 * "Follow me." (2 versions)
 * "This way."
 * "Come on, man. This way."

"You take the lead" commands

 * "You take the lead."
 * "You first."
 * "Go ahead."
 * "You go ahead, I'll follow you."

"I'll save you" commands

 * "Hold on, I'm on my way!"
 * "Don't worry, I'm on my way!"
 * "I'm coming!"

"I'm with you" commands

 * "I'm with you."
 * "Don't worry, I got your back."
 * "Right behind you."

Near

 * "Oh, man. Look at this!"
 * “Look at this."
 * "Oh man, you better look at this."
 * “Check this out."
 * "Yo, check this out."

Far

 * “Over there!" (2 versions)
 * “Look!" (3 versions)

"Taunt" commands

 * [ loud evil laugh ] (3 versions)
 * "Yeah, baby! Yeah!"
 * "[ loud evil laugh ] Yeah!"
 * “Who hoo. That's right!"
 * "That's right!"
 * "Alright!"
 * "Hell yeah! HELL YEAH!"
 * "Oh yeah! Who's your momma? Who's your daddy?"

"Hurry" commands

 * "Hurry up!" (2 versions)
 * "Move it! Move it up here!"
 * "Come on! Catch up!"
 * "Let's go! Let's go, LET'S GO!"
 * "Move it!"
 * "Faster!"
 * "Hurry!" (3 versions)
 * "Come, On!"
 * "Move!"

Spotting

 * "First aid here." (2 versions)
 * "First aid kit over here."
 * "First aid kit here."

Taking

 * "First aid."
 * "Grabbin' first aid."
 * [ Rarely ] "Oh this first aid is mine."

Spotting

 * "Pills here!"

Taking

 * "Grabbin' Pills."
 * "I'd better grab everything I can."

Giving to another Survivor

 * “Here. Take this."
 * "Take this."
 * "Go ahead and take this."
 * "Here, man. Take this."
 * “Here, I got something for you."
 * "It's not a time to be hero, just take it!"
 * "Take it, you can pay me back later."

Medium Health

 * [ To Zoey ] "Zoey, any chance I could get some First-Aid?"
 * "Zoey, are you gonna use that med-kit?"
 * [ To Francis ] "Francis, mind spottin' me a Med-kit?"
 * "Francis,... health kit?"
 * "Francis, can you lend me your med-kit?"
 * [ To Bill ] "Bill, could I get some First-Aid?"
 * "Bill, first aid kit?"

Critically Low Health

 * "I ain't dyin' man, death gonna have to pry me off the Earth."
 * "If I go down, go on without me—actually no, wait, save my ass."
 * "Any of you guys cub scouts? Surprisingly ineffective at preparing you for some shit like this!"
 * "I ain't got time to bleed! Oh hell, I am bleeding!"
 * "Oh man...every damn thing hurts."
 * "I don't wanna die. I know nobody wants to die, but...I'm like fifty times that!"
 * "At this rate...I...I'm not gonna make it..."
 * "Man, this hurts."
 * "This... is some real bullshit right here."
 * "Every part of me hurts."
 * "I'm not gonna make it, man."
 * "I feel... I feel kinda woozy."
 * "Oh man. I'm in a sorry-ass shape."
 * "[ screams in agony ] Damn it."
 * "I th- I think somethin's broken."
 * "I... feel... terrible."
 * "I think I'm dyin'."
 * "I don't feel so good."
 * "I feel awful."
 * "Shiit. I'm really messed up."
 * "This [ breathes heavily ] sucks."
 * "This is bad. This is really bad."
 * "I think I'm hurt bad."

Final chance (Black and White)

 * "I'm not kidding. We need to find me some First-Aid."
 * "Agh, I might not make it."
 * "I don't- I don't know if I'm gonna make it."
 * "I really need to get some first aid."
 * "I don't think I'm gonna make it."

Incapacitated

 * "I'm down!"
 * "Ah! I'm down!"
 * "Shit! I'm down!"

Asking for Help

 * "HEELLPP!!" (2 versions)
 * "Help meee!"
 * “I need some help over here!"
 * “What part of help do you not understand?! HELP!"
 * "Damn it! I need some help!"
 * “Need a little help over here!"
 * “Can't you hear me?! I need some help!"
 * “I NEED some HELP!"
 * "Somebody, help me!"
 * "I'm in trouble!"

About to die

 * "Guys! I need help NOW!"
 * "Yo! I need some help RIGHT NOW!"
 * "Yo! I need help right the HELL NOW!"
 * "I need help right the HELL NOW!"

Answering the savior during revival

 * “I ain't done yet."
 * "I'm okay."
 * "I'm alright."
 * [ Groans ] (2 versions)
 * "I don't even know."
 * "Ah hell. I'm bleedin'."
 * "I'm gonna make it."
 * "I'll live."
 * "Agh, I can shake it off."
 * "Just help me up."

Hanging From Ledge

 * "Someone, pull me up!"
 * "Could somebody give me a hand. Over here!"
 * "It's a long way down! You've got to pull me UP!"
 * "Come on, man! I'm not playing! Get over here and pull me up!"
 * [ One-handed hanging ] "I'm slipping, pull me up!"
 * "I'm about to fall off this thing!"
 * "I can't hold on, I CAN'T HOLD ON! Help! I'M FALLING!"

Trapped in the rescue closet

 * "I'm trapped in here! Let me out!"
 * "Come on! Let me out! I can give your hand!"
 * "Come on! Let me out! I can help!"

Healing Self

 * “Wait up while I heal."
 * "Hold up, I gotta heal."
 * "Cover me." (3 versions)
 * "Cover me, I'm healing."
 * "Watch my back." (2 versions)
 * "Everybody stop a sec, I gotta heal."
 * "Cover me while I heal."

Zoey

 * "Go on and heal up, girl."
 * "Go on and heal up, Zoey."
 * "Come on, girl. Time to heal up."
 * "Might be a good time to heal, Zoey!"
 * "Zoey, you really oughta heal."

Bill

 * “Maybe you oughta heal up."
 * "Bill, you might wanna use your med-kit."
 * "Bill, you oughta heal up."
 * "Hey Bill. Might be a good time to patch yourself up."

Francis

 * “Hey tough guy, heal up."
 * “Francis, you should use your med-kit."
 * "Francis, patch yerself up."
 * "Yo, Francis, come on, buddy. Heal up."

When a Survivor Dies

 * "Oh shit! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!"
 * "This shit was not in my plans!"
 * "We gotta pull ourselves together!"

Zoey Dies

 * "ZOEY! GODDAMNIT!"
 * "NOO oh ho hooo, ZOOOOOEY!"
 * "Ah, ZOEY!!
 * Seeing Zoey's Body:
 * "Damn, Zoey..."
 * "Zoey! Zoey! Goddammit!"
 * "GODDAMMIT ZOEY, WAKE UP!"
 * "Ah... Zoey..."
 * "Oh this is bad. She's dead!"

Bill Dies

 * "Ah, ah, Bill! Aw, shit!'
 * "Bill! Noooo!"
 * Seeing Bill's body:
 * "Ah Bill... Ah shit...!"
 * "Oh, no... The old man's dead."

Francis Dies

 * "Francis! NOOOO!"
 * "Jesus Christ, Francis, no! Francis!"
 * Seeing Francis's body:
 * "Francis... No!"
 * "Oh shit... Shit. Shit, shit, shit!"
 * "Jesus, Francis..."

Reviving Survivor

 * "I'm no doctor, but you're definitely not dead. So come on. Let's get you up and moving."
 * "Don't worry. I got you. You're gonna be fine."
 * "I didn't think you weren't getting back up."
 * "Okay. Okay. I'm here. Don't worry. Onnne second. I'll get you back on your feet." (3 versions)
 * "I think... yeah I think you're okay. Let's get you up so we can keep moving."
 * "Come on, okay? Break time's over. Let's get you on your feet and back to work."
 * "Come on, man. Look at me. Focus. You're gonna be okay."
 * [ Occasionally after saying it ] "Let's get moving."
 * "I got ya, I got ya. Don't worry. I'm not gonna let you die. Come on. Up you go." (2 versions)

Asking the incapacitated Survivor a question while reviving

 * "You okay?"
 * "How do you feel?"
 * "How you doin'?"
 * "How bad are you?"
 * "Can you make it?"
 * "You gonna make it?"

Responding to the incapacitated Survivor's answer

 * "You'll be okay."
 * "I got ya."
 * "You're fine."
 * "It doesn't look bad."
 * "Up we go."
 * "Up you go."
 * "Come on up!" (2 versions)
 * "Let's move."
 * "Up and at 'em!"
 * "You'll be fine."
 * [ To Bill ] "Come on, Bill."
 * [ To Francis ] "Come on, Francis."
 * [ To Zoey ] "You'll be fine, girl."
 * [ When Bill answers with a question: "Who are you?" ] "Come on, Bill. It's Louis."

When Louis revives a Survivor that has been incapacitated twice without any First Aid Kits applied

 * "I can help you up, but Jesus, you shouldn't be alive, man. If we don't find you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit like that."
 * "Oh man. You don't look so good. If we don't get you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit like that."
 * "Oh Jesus. You're bleeding out all over the place. If we don't get you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit like that."
 * "I can get you to your feet, but just barely. If we don't get you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit like that."
 * "Okay. Come on. Stay with me. I can get you moving again but if we don't get you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit like that."

Mid-horde fight

 * "Come on, come on! You're okay."
 * "Let's get up! Let's get up!"
 * "Get up, we gotta go!"
 * "Come on, get up!"
 * "No time for this, bro! Let's move!"
 * "Get up now! Come on!"
 * "Come on now, get up!"
 * "Come on. You gotta get up!"
 * "We gotta get your ass up man!"
 * "Come on, man! Get up!"
 * [ To Zoey ] "Come on, girl! Get up!"

Pulling a Survivor away from the ledge

 * "Okay, okay. I think I can get you up. Just hang on. One more second."
 * "I'm here. I got you man. Grab my hand and we can get you back on solid ground."
 * "Don't worry, I got you man. Hang on! Hang on! Almost up."

Healing Survivor

 * “This should last until we're safe."
 * "Hold up, this'll help."
 * "Hang on, let me fix you up."
 * "Hold on, I'm gonna heal you."
 * “Let me heal you up."

Spotting a safe room

 * "Safe house ahead!"
 * "There's a safe house!"
 * "Safe house!"
 * "Safe house up ahead!"

Another Survivor spots the safe room

 * "Finally!"
 * "We made it!"
 * "I knew we'd make it!"
 * "Man, I knew we were gonna make it!"

Inside the safe room - Another Survivor being incapacitated outside

 * "I'm not a hero, but we can't just leave 'em out there."
 * "Come on, but I want them to come for me."
 * "We cannot leave anyone behind."
 * [ Bill or Francis is outside ] "What you waiting for? Let's go help him."
 * [ Zoey is outside ]"I am not leaving Zoey behind."
 * "What you waiting for? Let's go help her."

Everyone inside

 * "Lock that door."
 * "Lock the door."
 * "Lock the damn door!" (2 versions)
 * "Go ahead and lock that door."
 * "Did you lock the door."
 * "Lock the door, man!"

No casualties

 * "BOOM-diah!"
 * "Aw, right!"
 * "Hooo! Hey, hey, hey!"
 * "Nice!"
 * "Sweet baby!"
 * "That's what I'm talking about!"

With casualties

 * "Woah, Jesus!"
 * "Well at least we're safe now."
 * "Damn!"

Spotting

 * “Pipe bomb here!"
 * “Pipe bomb!"

Taking

 * "This shit looks real jury-rigged."
 * "Whoa, this'll blow some up!"
 * "Hoo-hoo-hoo-hooo! I'm grabbing a pipe bomb!"
 * "Grabbing a pipe bomb."

Spotting

 * “Molotovs here!"
 * “Molotovs over here!"

Taking

 * "Grabbing a molotov."
 * "Molotov..."

Throwing grenades

 * "GRENADE!" (3 versions)
 * "Fire in the hole!" (2 versions)
 * "Look out, grenade!
 * “DUCK AND COVER!"

Finding Ammo Pile

 * “Ammo here!"

Finding Weapon(s)

 * “Weapons!"
 * "Weapons here!"
 * “Weapons over here!"

Taking Pistol

 * "I'm taking an extra pistol."
 * "Extra pistol? Might come in handy!"

Taking Submachine Gun

 * "A machine gun?"
 * "Grabbing a machine gun."
 * "Oh, MAN! This is just like Counter-Strike!"

Taking Assault Rifle

 * "This rifle is mine."
 * "Oh this rifle is mine."
 * "This big rifle is now mine."
 * "I'm taking this rifle." (2 versions)

Spotting Minigun

 * "Now *this* is a big-ass machine gun!"
 * "Man, check this gun out!"
 * “Man, I always wanted to fire one of these things!"
 * "Check out this gun up here!"

Taking Pump Shotgun

 * "Guess I'll try this shotgun."

Taking Auto-Shotgun

 * "Oh, I'm grabbin' a shotgun!"
 * "I'm grabbin' this shotgun."
 * "Got the shotgun."
 * "I'll take the shotgun."
 * "I'll take this shotgun."

Taking Hunting Rifle

 * “This is a nice rifle."
 * "I'm gonna take this rifle."

Other

 * "Grenades here!"
 * [ When picking up a crowbar ] "Man, I feel like I'm Gordon Freeman!"
 * [ When picking up SIG SG 552 ] "Oh, MAN! This is just like Counter-Strike!"

Hearing

 * "Careful, I hear a Boomer." (3 versions)
 * "Careful, there's a Boomer around." (2 versions)
 * "Look out, we got a Boomer around here!" (2 versions)
 * "Watch your fire, I hear a Boomer."
 * "Watch it, I hear a Boomer." (2 versions)
 * "I definitely hear a Boomer." (2 versions)
 * "Heads up, man! I hear a Boomer." (2 versions)
 * "Aw man! That sounds like a Boomer!" (2 versions)
 * "I hear a Boomer." (3 versions)

Spotting

 * "BOOMER!"

Vomited on

 * "Ugh! ugh! (spits)"
 * "(spits) shit!"

Hearing

 * "Careful now. There's a Hunter around here." (2 versions)
 * "I hear a Hunter!" (2 versions)
 * "There's a Hunter out there!" (2 versions)
 * "Careful, I hear a Hunter!" (2 versions)
 * "Watch your back, I hear a Hunter." (2 versions)

Spotting

 * "HUNTER!"

Pinned

 * "Ahhh! Get off me! Get it off me!"

Hunter pounces another Survivor

 * "Hunter on [ Name of Survivor ]!"
 * "[ Name of Survivor ]!"

Hearing

 * "I hear a Smoker." (2 versions)
 * "Careful, I smell a Smoker." (2 versions)
 * "Smoker - somewhere around here." (2 versions)
 * "There's a Smoker around here." (2 versions)

Pulled

 * "No, no, NO, NOOOOOO!!!"

Choked

 * "Help!"

Spotting

 * "SMOKER!"

Tank

 * [ Spotting Tank ] "TANK!"

Pounded

 * "GET THIS THING OFF ME!!
 * AH SHIT AH SHIT STOP THIS THING!! IT'S CRUSHING ME!!
 * AHHH IT'S CRUSHING ME!! (2 versions)
 * SHOOT IT, I CAN'T BREATH, SHOOT IT!!

Hearing

 * "There's a witch around here!"
 * "I hear, a Witch!"
 * "I hear a damn Witch!"
 * "Hold on hold on, Shh. That's a Witch!"
 * "Shh I hear a Witch!"
 * "Ahh damn, a Witch's around here!"
 * "Stop stop stop! I hear a Witch!"

Telling other Survivors to turn off lights

 * "Lights off!"
 * "Kill the light man."
 * "Kill that light."
 * "Flashlight off."
 * "Turn your light off."

Responding to an angry Witch

 * "Yo, the Witch ain't gonna sit still much longer!"
 * "Oh man, do not piss the Witch off."
 * "Stop freaking out the damn Witch!"
 * "The Witch is getting up!!"
 * "Will you stop that shit? The witch ain't gonna sit still much longer."

Jockey
Note: Louis will reuse his voice lines upon getting pinned by Hunter whenever he's getting Ridden by a Jockey.
 * [ Spotting a Jockey ] JOCKEY!
 * [ Seeing a Jockeyed Survivor ] Look at that zombie jumping on 'em!
 * [ Seeing a Jockeyed Survivor ] That's some crazy zombie! (2 versions)

Spitter

 * [ Spotting a Spitter ] Spitter!
 * [ Getting hit by a Spitter goo ] Aww, shit!
 * [ Getting hit by a Spitter goo ] MOVE IT!

Charger
Note: Louis will reuse his voicelines upon getting attacked by a Tank while incapacitated whenever he's getting pummeled by a Charger.
 * [ Spotting a Charger ] Charger!

Common Infected Approaching

 * "Heads up!" (2 versions)
 * "Watch out!" (2 versions)
 * "Look out!" (2 versions)

Horde

 * [ When Francis calls the Infected vampires ] "They're not vampires man they zombies!"
 * [ After alerting horde ] "Here they come!"
 * "They're coming!"
 * "Incoming!"

Killing Special Infected

 * “Got it!"(2 versions)
 * “Dead!"(2 versions)
 * "Killed it!"(2 versions)

Another Survivor Kills Special Infected

 * "Oh hell yes!"
 * "POW!"
 * "Nice shot!"(2 versions)
 * "Whooo! Nice baby!"
 * "Great shot!"
 * "Whoa, nice shot!"
 * "Oh man! Great shot!"
 * "Nice one!"
 * "That was great!"

The Apartments

 * "The subway can take us straight to Mercy Hospital."
 * [ Upon reaching the street in the apartments ] "Subway station's just around the corner."
 * "The station's just up the street."
 * [ Spotting a subway station entrance ] "Station's up the street!"
 * "There it is."
 * "This way."
 * "Get to the station."
 * "There's the station."

The Subway

 * "Red Line North is the way."
 * "We gotta take the Red Line North to Mercy Hospital."
 * "The Red Line will take us to Mercy."
 * [ Approaching the blocked area ] "Damn! The line's blocked."
 * "Tracks are blocked. We gotta find another way."
 * "Alright, no problem. Now we just gotta get out of the subway."
 * [ Upon reaching the pawn shop ] "Safe house in the pawn shop!"
 * "Get to the pawn shop!"

The Sewer

 * [ Walking inside the Burger Tank restaurant ] "Should be around here."
 * "I think it's this way."
 * [ Approaching the hydraulic lift near the gas station ] "Excellent. We can use that lift."
 * "Get on the lift!"
 * "Everybody, get on the lift."
 * [ Entering the warehouse ] "Through the warehouse."
 * [ Walking downstairs ] "Bet it's just a little further."
 * "Still can't get used to this."
 * [ Upon entering the sewers ] "This is not going to be sanitary..."
 * "This... is gonna be messy."
 * "Well into the sewers we go."
 * "Phew, Francis."
 * "Mercy Hospital should be right above us."
 * [ Coming out of the sewer ] "The hospital!"
 * "Get to the hospital!"
 * "The hospital! We made it!"

The Hospital

 * [ When climbing up the stairs in Mercy Hospital ] "Were they saving people or killing them?"
 * "This doesn't smell like a hospital..."
 * [ In response to Bill's hatred of stairs ] "It's good for you, Bill. Cardio!"
 * "Stairs are a good workout."
 * [ Elevator arrived ] "Into the elevator!"
 * "Elevator's here!"
 * "To the elevator!"
 * [ Upon reaching the 28th floor ] "We need to find access to the roof!"
 * "We need to find roof access."
 * [ Navigating through the 28th floor ] "The roof's this way."
 * [ Spotting a safe room ] "Safe house, through here!"

Rooftop Finale

 * "Better chopper pilot be happy to hear from us."
 * "Well, this is it."
 * [ Upon reaching the rooftop ] "There's the landing pad."
 * "I hear the pilot!"
 * "Let's find that radio." (2 versions)
 * [ Pilot being called ] "Okay, the chopper's comin'."

Crash Course

 * [ At the start of Crash Course ] "I've got a bad feeling about this...Oh, it passed. I think we're gonna be just fine."
 * Francis: "You're still wearin' that tie, Louis? What, you got a meeting? Hah hah!"
 * Louis: "That's funny, Francis, why don't you take your mustache, and your little vest and your chaps find yourself a parade?"
 * Francis: "I don't see whats wrong with vests..."
 * “On the bright, look at all the great scenery we would've missed if we flew over this in a helicopter, huh."
 * "Francis, why would you bet that we're doomed?"
 * Francis: "Hey, Mr. Positive, we just crashed. You got something positive to say about that?"
 * Louis: "We're walking away from that, ain't we?"
 * "For once, we're in a complete agreement, Francis."
 * "Well I guess we're walking."
 * Francis: "I hate walking."
 * Louis: "In five minutes ago, you hated flying."
 * Francis: "And it turns out I was right about that."


 * Francis: "Alright, nobody panic. I have a plan."
 * Louis: "Great. What is it?"


 * "Damn, I had a good feeling about that helicopter too."
 * "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
 * [ Upon seeing the pilot's corpse ] "Poor guy. He tried to help us."
 * [ Spotting a truck blocking the alley ] "That truck is blocking the alley."
 * [ Before starting the Crescendo Event on The Alleys ] "Someone needs to fire that big-ass gun."
 * "We can fire that big-ass gun to break the barricade."
 * [ Fire on the bridge subsides ] "We can cross the river on that bridge!"
 * [ When coming across an alley in Truck Depot Finale  ] "Hey Francis, wasn't this the alley you were born in?"
 * Francis: "Yeah, hahaha. Is this the one you're gonna die in?"


 * [ Approaching the safe room ] "A safe house, down there!"
 * "Riverside! We headed the right way."
 * "Man if it gets us to a safe zone, it's my favorite town on the planet."
 * "If we can just make it to Riverside, we're home free. guys."
 * "Canada? Francis, we're in Pennsylvania."
 * “Team building exercise every Tuesday. Man, they ought to try this zombie bullshit."
 * [ Upon seeing a magazine rack ]"Wall Street Weekly. There's no more Wall Street Weekly. Damn!"
 * “So I'm thinking, either we're immune from all this or we're getting real lucky.
 * [ When he sees the Recycling factory ] "We get out of this alive, I can't wait to have to recycle shit again."
 * [  When Francis comes across a sign that says 'For Lease'  ] Francis: "For Lease."
 * Louis: "I'll be damned, Francis! When'd you learn to read?"
 * [ In the safe room ] "We should try and find this depot?"
 * "Which way to the depot?"
 * "Through the truckyard."
 * "Up that fence."
 * "Over that truck."
 * "Cool truck."
 * "Looks like they were working here for a while."
 * "If we power up the generator, we can bring down the lift."
 * "We need to bring down that truck."
 * "Somebody power up the generator."
 * "Somebody needs to activate the lift."
 * "The lift is powered. Hit it."

Starting

 * "Alright, alright. Come on baby. Start for me."
 * "Alright, alright. Come onnn. Come on, catch."

Stalling

 * "The damn generator broke again!"
 * "The generator's off!"
 * "We need to restart the generator!"
 * "Someone needs to restart the generator!"

Restarting

 * "Start! Start! Damn generator! Start dammit! Start!"
 * "Oh god! Hurry up! HURRY UP! Goddammit generator, start!"
 * "Come onn! Hurry up! Hurry up! I'm starting not like this, generator!"

Armored truck lowered

 * "It's down. Get in!"
 * "Out of the way, Francis. I'm driving." (2 versions)



The Turnpike

 * "I heard the military was evacuating people to Riverside." / "I heard reports that Riverside held out."
 * Zoey: "Unless anyone has a better plan, I say we head there."
 * Louis: "We get to Riverside, and we'll probably be all right."
 * [ Spotting a destroyed bridge ] "Ah hell, the bridge is out."
 * [ Spotting a way around the destroyed bridge ] "Looks like we can get back up the other side."
 * “Let's get up that ladder!"
 * [ In car-clogged tunnel ] "Man, I don't like this one damn bit."
 * [ Barricade blocking the path ] "The tunnel's blocked!"

The Drains

 * "This must be overflow pipes for Riverside."
 * Francis: "How the hell do you know that?"
 * Louis: "Interesting true story: In 1975, the local township d-"
 * Francis: "You know what? I just realized I don't care. Lead on."


 * "We have to lower that platform!"
 * "That'll seal the lock."

The Church

 * [ At train yard exit ] "We can cross up here."
 * [ On road ] "Almost to Riverside."
 * “Church still got its lights on."
 * [ During "Church Guy" Scene ] "Mister, if one of us gets killed out here, I'm gonna shoot my way in there and beat you to death with my gun!"
 * "Sir, PLEASE! We're not infected!"

The Town

 * "If you ignore the crazy guy and the zombies, nice town."
 * "If we get to the river, we can find a boat."
 * "The Riverside's a bust. Let's just get to the river."
 * "Goddamn it, there's gotta be some place that held out."

Boathouse Finale

 * [ After exiting first house ] "Careful, this is wide open."
 * [ Calling the boat ] "Go on and head out. We're ready."

Dead Air

 * [ Noticing the ruined city in The Greenhouse ] "Man, this will take forever to rebuild."
 * [ Activating The Crane Crescendo Event ] "Stay positive, guys! I got a good feeling about this!"
 * [ Leaving Safe house in The Terminal ] "Man, they really trashed this place."
 * "They really trashed this airport."
 * [ When plane crashes on the runway ] "Holy shit!"

Blood Harvest

 * [ Reaching the trailer after a small bridge ] Francis: "Nice place."
 * Louis: "Yeah I bet your country-ass does like this trailer."
 * Bill: "This side passage better lead somewhere!" / Francis: "This better go through."
 * Louis: "Stay positive, guys! I got a good feeling about this!"
 * [ Talking to the soldier via radio ] "We're set to go, sir. Anytime you're ready."
 * "We're good to go whenever you are."

Intro

 * "Military jail, a train ride, and now... back to walking?"
 * Bill: "It'll do you good, son."
 * Louis: "I'm trying to keep my head up, Bill." / "Look, I'm trying, Bill. I'm trying."
 * "Hey, Bill! Look, there's a boat! Ah hell, there's boats everywhere."
 * Bill: "Nope. Gotta be a sailboat."
 * Louis: "Why's that?"
 * Bill: "I ain't stoppin' every fifteen minutes to go look for gas."
 * "I think she's mad at Bill." (Referring to Zoey)
 * Francis: "Man, Zoey is pissed."
 * Louis: "Well I'm pissed too." / "Yeah, I'm pissed too." / "I'm pissed too." / "Yeah, I'm really pissed."
 * "We GOTTA be getting close to the Gulf. I can almost smell the salt water."
 * "I got a good feeling about this island."
 * "Zoey, come on. We have to work together."
 * "Francis am I alone in hating boats?"
 * Francis: "Wow, I never thought I'd say this, but I wanna hang out with Louis."
 * Louis: "Well thanks, man."
 * Francis: "Holy shit. Did that truck have a head-on collision with the boat? I wish coulda seen that."
 * Bill: "Shut up, Francis."
 * Louis: "Actually, I'd like to see that too."
 * Francis: "I was getting tired of being cooped up. Looking forward to some walking."
 * Louis: "Way to go, Francis. Some cardio is just what we need."
 * Bill: "Out here, they're immune, dead, or zombies."
 * Louis: "How can we be sure they're immune?"

Approaching the area under the destroyed bridge

 * "This is why the harbor's closed."
 * "Are you sure this is the right way?"

Approaching a train car with the Tank inside

 * "Man, a tank in a train."
 * "Only way is through this car."

Opening a train door with the Tank inside

 * "You all sure no one else doesn't want to open this door?"
 * "I'll open this, but I'm not going to be happy."
 * "Get ready, I don't have a good feeling about this."
 * "Get ready, I'm opening the door."
 * "Stay positive guys, we can handle this."
 * "Man, why am I always opening these things?"

Inside the train car

 * "Hey Francis what do they make at the tank factory?"
 * "Tanks on a train."
 * "Ewww! This is some gross ass shit."

Reaching the brick factory

 * "Past the bricks."
 * "On top of the bricks."

Safe Room

 * [ Translating the Japanese graffiti ] "Let me see...uh...Taki...I love you...Goodbye."
 * [ In response to Francis asking how he did that ] "I interned in Tokyo."
 * [ In response to Francis asking how to say "Bill's an idiot" in Japanese ] “Bill-san, baka desu."
 * [ In response to Francis complimenting him, saying "Francis's an idiot too." in Japanese ] “Francis, baka desho."
 * "We're gonna find that sail boat right around the corner. You just watch."
 * Francis: "Louis, if you don't stop being positive, I'm gonna sink the boat just to make you sad."
 * Louis: "Thinking positive got me where I am, Francis."
 * "Even if it does go back to normal, they're not lettin' us back in. I think this island's the only chance we got."
 * [ in joking response to Francis's insinuations that Louis could be a serial killer ] "I can't wait to wear your skin as a pretty dress, Francis"
 * Bill: "Shut up, Franc- alright that's not a bad idea." / Zoey: "Because Francis... hey, yeah what the hell, Bill?"
 * Louis: "Let's make a note of that for next time, alright?"

Climbing the gravel hill

 * "I can barely make it up here!"
 * "Pile of crap here."
 * "Gravel here!"
 * "This is like running in place."
 * "Lookout! Crows!"
 * "Ahhh... dammit... the crows are bringin' the zombies!"
 * "Everyone into the chute!"

Inside the safe room

 * "Never thought I'd be happy to be heading to a deserted island."
 * "You know what I miss? Checking email. Seeing what's new."
 * Bill: "Bah. Keep your computers, e-mails, whatever. Just give me a pen and a paper."
 * Louis: "How old are you again, Bill?" / "Bill, did they have TV when you were young?"
 * "One thing I'm not gonna miss about civilization? I.T. I will never have to tell another human being to reboot their damn computer."
 * "But you know, as long as I have a Molotov I can make a firewall!"
 * "Get it Francis? A firewall?"
 * "Hey, Zoey. We're actually headed to an island. Top ten desert island movies. Go."
 * "No more internet, no more Xbox, no more nothing..."
 * "So... once we're on a boat... can zombies swim?"
 * Zoey: "In most movies, they sink."
 * Louis: "Yeah, I read them in books too."
 * Zoey: "I think that means we're safe."
 * Louis: "I don't remember what that feels like."
 * "Bill, when we get to the keys, you got an island in mind?"
 * Francis: "Hey um, Louis. Did I ever mention how I feel about islands?"
 * Louis: "Come on, Francis. Give it a rest."
 * Francis: "No, I'm being serious. I really hate islands. I have insulophobia. I'm afraid of islands."
 * Louis: "Are you joking?"
 * Francis: "No, man. It's a medical condition. Just my goddamn luck."
 * Louis: "Shit, Francis. When we get there. I got your back. I'm gonna keep an eye on an island for ya."
 * Francis: "Stupid island."
 * Louis: "Punk island!"
 * Francis: "Dumb-ass island shithole."
 * Louis: "Punk ass island bitch better watch yourself once Louis and Francis on the case." / "Punk-ass bitch island."
 * "I'm in too good of a mood to get mad at you, Francis."
 * "Hey, Francis. I got a good feeling about wearing your skin as a pretty dress."
 * "Francis. You're ready to get to the keys and have ourselves a seafood feast?"
 * Francis: "I hate fish."
 * Louiss: "Well hater. I guess you don't have to eat any then."

Spotting a sailboat

 * "There's the boat we need. Let's get the bridge up and sail outta here."
 * "Hey Francis. See that? That's what the sailboat looks like."
 * "We need to raise the bridge to get that sailboat."
 * "This looks like the last bridge before open water."

Starting the Generator

 * "These generators are gonna be noisy. Get ready."
 * "Let's start this generator!"
 * "We need to power these three generators to raise the bridge."
 * "There generators must be set up to power the bridge."
 * [ Last generator ] "Last generator!"

Bridge available

 * "We did it! To the bridge!"
 * "Get to the bridge!"

Bridge stopped

 * "Oh shit! The bridge stopped!"
 * "The bridge stopped!"

When sacrificing himself

 * "Stay there, don't worry about me none!"
 * "I'll handle this! Cover me!"
 * "Good luck you guys! I got this."
 * "I'm gonna miss you guys!"
 * "Don't worry, I'll be fine! Stay there!"
 * "I swear to god I'm coming back!"
 * "Stay there! I'll be back in two minutes!"
 * "I love you guys!"
 * "If I go down, don't come after me!"
 * "Hey guys? Remember when I said don't come after me? I was kidding, can someone come get me? HELP!!!!"

Francis sacrifices himself

 * "Thanks Francis!"
 * "I'm gonna... I'm gonna miss that guy."
 * "FRANCIS!"

Zoey sacrifices herself

 * "Oh my god! Zoey!"
 * "Zoey! You saved us!"
 * "Ah Damnit, Zoey's dead!"
 * "Not Zoey!"

Bill sacrifices himself

 * "Bill! Bill! You saved us!"
 * "No! We're gonna leave him behind!"
 * "Bill! Goddamnit, I'm going to miss you!"
 * "Bill! Bill! You can't be dead! You can't be."
 * "BILLLLLLLL!"

The Passing
Intro
 * Francis: "Louis, I told you they were vampires! Louis: "No, they're not, Francis. Tell them they have to get to the other side of the bridge." Francis: "I'm not talking to any goddamn vampires!"

[ Intro]

 * Louis: "Hello! I'm Louis, and this is Zoey and Francis. I'm sorry, I dind't catch your names."
 * Nick: "We're the people with the car, that need to get over the bridge."
 * Louis: "You're right, Francis. He's not friendly. I think Bill would have shot him by now."
 * Francis: "Oh yeah, Bill definitely would have shot him."
 * Nick: "Oh good, glad that's cleared up. What now?"
 * Louis: "Just go fill up the generator and we'll lower the bridge, even if you are acting like that."


 * Louis: "Hey, you made it!"
 * Coach: "Damn right, we're getting good at killing these things."
 * Louis: "Where you guys headin'?"
 * Coach: "New Orleans, want to come with us?"
 * Louis: "Nah, better not. We've had enough with the military."
 * Coach: "So how do we gonna get this bridge down?"
 * Louis: "Take that elevator down, fill up the generator, and we'll take care of the rest."
 * Louis: "Hey, you made it! Where you headin?"
 * Ellis: "We heard New Orleans is the last hold out. You know, just figured we'd go there. Hey, you folks wanna come with us?"
 * Francis: "Nah, good luck with that. We've had enough of the military"
 * Louis: "Let's get you on your way. Head down and fill up the generator. We'll cover you from up here."
 * Ellis: "Sounds good. Thanks, man."
 * Louis: "You made it! Now you just need to fill that generator and we can raise the bridge! We can even help cover you from up here."
 * Coach: "Hey listen, thanks for the help. And when the bridge is down, you're more than welcome to come with us."
 * Louis: "I don't think that would work."
 * Coach: "Hell, we can even leave Ellis behind and make room for y'all"
 * Ellis: "Hey, what?!
 * Louis: "Thanks! Sounds good but i think we're gonna stay on our own"
 * Coach: "All right, understood. Y'all keep safe now."
 * Louis: "They made it! I told you guys they were gonna make it!"
 * Rochelle: "Of course we made it."
 * Louis: "Francis said you weren't goin' to make it. But i said i had a good feelin' about you."
 * Rochelle: "Thanks. where did you come from?"
 * Louis: "I'm Louis. My leg's all messed up, but i can still shoot this big ass gun. All you need to do is fill up that generator down there.
 * Louis: "You made it! Now you just need to fill that generator and we can raise the bridge! We can even help cover you from up here."
 * Rochelle: "Hey! i didn't see you from the other side."
 * Louis: "Yeah, i stayed here. i'm okay just a little banged up. It wasn't easy getting up here, we lost a man"
 * Rochelle: "Then are you sure you want to lower the bridge?"
 * Louis: "Yeah. We'll help you."
 * Rochelle: "Do you want to come along with us?"
 * Louis: "Sorry, I really am. You seem nice but... we're good on our own. Now fill up the generator and let's get you on your way.
 * Rochelle: "Okay, but if you change your mind..."
 * Louis: "Okay."

Finale cutscene (As the new Survivors are leaving)

 * "I'm gonna miss them. It was nice to see some normal people again."
 * Zoey: Don't worry, they won't be the last.


 * "I'm gonna miss those guys."
 * I'm gonna miss them. It was nice to see normal people again...except that Nick guy."
 * "I think we're gonna see more of that guy." Zoey: "Where? At the Mall?"


 * "Bye Coach! Keep it positive!"
 * Bye, Ellis! You're gonna make it to New Orleans! I know you will! Go, Ellis, go!"
 * "I got a good feeling about them...I think they're gonna be ok!"
 * "Bye Coach! Bye Ro! Bye Ellis! Bye...what's your name."
 * [ After killing a Tank, said two different ways ] "That...is for Bill!"

Friendly Fire

 * [ When shot ] "Do I look like one of them?"
 * "Hey man, that hurt!"
 * "Ow, man! Ow! Why you shootin' me?!"
 * "Watch where you're shooting!"
 * "Oh, what the hell? Why you shootin' me?!"
 * "Ah! Will you knock it off?"
 * "Whoa, whoa! Hey! Don't shoot, don't shoot me!"
 * "OOOW!! Mother—"
 * "Look at my face! Do I look like them?"
 * "Ow, would you knock it off?!"
 * "Hey man, that's not cool."
 * "Man, what the hell? Quit shooting me!"
 * "You know I'd appreciate it if you'd STOP SHOOTING ME!"
 * "I will shoot you back next time."
 * "Whoa, whoa! Don't shoot it's me!"
 * [ When shot by Zoey ] "You gotta stop that shit, Zoey!"
 * "Zoey!"
 * [ When shot by Bill ]
 * "Old man, stop shooting me!"
 * "Whoah whoah whoah! Jesus, Bill, what are you doing?!"
 * "William, come on man."
 * "Watch it, Bill!"
 * "Bill!" (3 versions)
 * [ If shot again ] "I cannot believe you shot me again!"
 * [ When shot by Francis ]
 * "Francis, that's my ASS you're shooting!"
 * "FRANCIS! What the hell is wrong with you?!"
 * "Go on! Do it one more time, fat man!"
 * "Francis!" (2 versions)

No Mercy

 * [ Intro ] "I used to take the subway to Mercy Hospital. Grab the red line, a transfer, and two stops. When this gets back to normal, I'm never gonna complain about that transfer again."
 * "Can't this thing move any faster?"
 * "Man, you CANNOT give up."
 * "Should be around here."
 * "Man, why'd you shoot the car?!"
 * "Don't shoot the car!"
 * "Man, I pressed the button!"
 * "I'll call the elevator."
 * "Get ready, I called the elevator."
 * "Get ready, I pressed the elevator.

Death Toll

 * [ Intro ] "Me and my family used to go camping down by the lake. That's where we were heading...only, it wasn't Momma's cookin' waiting for us at the end of this trip."
 * "But we heard gunshots less than an hour ago! There's GOTTA be someone left!"
 * "Is he paddling the boat in with his damn hands?"
 * "Gunfire means people. We gotta hurry!"
 * "We have to get across the bridge!"
 * "Wow! That was cool... Oh wait, how do we get across?"
 * "Now that's a damn fireball!"
 * "We have to find another way."
 * "Hit the button."
 * "Riverside! The military's dug in there! Shipping out refugees."
 * "Riverside! At least we're going the right way."
 * "Hey, Hartford Mining! This should take us to Riverside!"
 * "They shoulda kept movin'..."
 * "We have to lower that platform!"
 * "I don't think getting to Riverside helped."
 * "This shit seemed cooler in movies."
 * "Graveyards used to spook me a little."
 * "There I was wishin' I was in Riverside."
 * "Well, looks like we ain't gonna find any help in Riverside."
 * "I could see coming back here once this is over."
 * "Does anybody know what the hell he's talking about?"
 * "I'm getting a seriously bad vibe off this guy."
 * "Anyone else sick of arguing with the lunatic?"
 * "I think I'd rather take my chances with this guy than die on the shore."
 * "Dunno if I trust him. Guess we ain't got much of a choice, though."
 * "Boat man, get your fat ass over here."

Dead Air

 * [ Intro ] "We were gonna take the roof tops to the airport. It was supposed to be about a mile to the terminal. Longest damn mile of my life."
 * "Terry's dead. How can we help?"
 * "We ain't Terry, man. You need refuelin', right?"
 * "I'm a little scared, never been in a plane before."
 * "Hey! If we refuel you, can you fly us out of here?"
 * "You're a pilot? Can you fly us out?"
 * "I see it. Give us a second to get ready."
 * "I see the button. Give us a minute to get ready."

Blood Harvest

 * [ Intro ] "We started out on a hill top. Far as I was concerned, that's where we should've stayed. Instead, we headed to a farm house on the bad side of the tracks. Nowadays, though, I guess it's all on the bad side of the tracks."
 * "Yes! My God, yes! You didn't get me, did you? No you did not! Louis beat all your asses!"
 * "I have no idea how this is going to work."
 * "Never thought I'd say it, but I miss the city."
 * "We. Are. SAVED!
 * "We got four immune here!"
 * "I am alive! You hear that? I am breathing and it feels good!"

Miscellaneous

 * "You do those tattoos yourself, Francis? It'd explain all the misspellings."
 * "When this is over with? I'm buyin' all three of you mansions."
 * "Bill, would you please say one positive thing before I shoot you?"
 * "You were born a crusty old bastard, weren't you, Bill?"
 * "Can zombies swim?"
 * "I had a nice house before this. A 401k... Dammit! I had a really nice 401k!"
 * "Man, I do wish I'd bought stock in ammo manufacturers now."
 * "Look at the bright side: overpopulation? Bad economy? All fixed now."
 * "When things go back to normal, Zoey, Bill - I'm giving you both jobs. Francis, I'll help you sign your fat ass back up on welfare."
 * "Oh no, I'm straight."
 * "Francis, you gotta lighten up, buddy."
 * "Stay frosty."
 * "Francis, don't hate me for being beautiful."
 * "Cocked and locked. Let's show these things how we cure infection."
 * "Think of it like this, Bill: How could it get any worse?"
 * "Yeah, yeah, there you go!"
 * "ZOMBIES. Say it, Francis."
 * "How many damn times are you gonna shoot me?"
 * "Fat man, what the HELL is wrong with you?"
 * "Zoey, you know you're shooting me, right?"
 * "Ow! I ain't damn bulletproof."
 * "Man, I hope I never get on your bad side."
 * "There's something over there."
 * "There is definitely something over there."
 * "Kilt your bitch ass. Bitch."
 * "Sit yer steroid ass down, bitch."
 * "Yeah, yeah, Louis just shot yer bitch ass."
 * "How you like that? Funky-ass bitch."
 * "Punk-ass bitch."
 * "Oh it's BITCH apocalypse now, bitch."
 * "When all this is over, you think they'll call us heroes? We are savin' humanity, right? I mean, a very small, four-person chunk of it, but still."
 * "Yeah, I won. Yeah, yeah."
 * "Hoody-ass bitch."
 * "Funky-smellin' bitch."
 * "Set yer bitch ass on fire!"
 * "I don't know, this shit look real jerry-rigged."
 * "Are you out of your damn mind!"
 * "ARE YOU INSANE?"
 * "What the hell was that?"
 * "Did you hear that?"
 * "Are you seeing this?"
 * "Oh come the hell on."
 * "Zombies might have done us a favor, really. Think about it. We get to start over now."
 * "My last life? District IT manager at Fischer Platt. Not good practice for zombie killing, you know?"
 * "Folks I was with before you three, wouldn't keep movin'. Figured they could wait it out. They couldn't."
 * "I think I just discovered a cure for infection. Lead."
 * "Infected or not - they don't like bullets."
 * "Smile when it hurts the most. That's my philosophy."
 * "Winning isn't everything. Wantin' to win is."
 * "We'll beat 'em 'cause we're better than them. Period."
 * "Humanity ain't beat, it's just takin' a breather."
 * "We'll be laughin' about it when we get to the other side."
 * "Even I can't make lemonade out of this shit."
 * "I guess I'm just a glass-half-full guy."
 * "Ahhh, probably for the best."
 * "Alright, that makes us even."

Additional Community Lines

 * "It sure is cold."
 * "I-i bet it's gonna warm up... real soon."
 * "I mean, how much colder can it get? This has to be the worst."
 * "I heard there's a military base just south of here."
 * "What is this place?"
 * "Zombies are driving trucks?!"
 * "But i'm sure someone's alive, let's go look!"
 * "Let's go down to the dock."
 * "Let's grab a boat."
 * "Man, I feel like i'm Gordon Freeman."