User:Lordgeorge16

About me
What can I say? I strive for perfection. My coldness can be compared to that of a cybernetic humanoid that exists amongst millions of the same kind approximately 75000 (Seventy-five thousand) light years away from Earth. But then again, I can be as brutal and as merciless as a Hunter. Only one Witch walks this Earth with the privilege of the true extend of my kindness and love, and she doesn't shed a single tear in my presence (Unless someone is foolish enough to make her or myself angry). Aside from this half-accurate yet purely awesome description, I'm just an average teenager who enjoys the games created by Valve. As you can easily tell, my favorite Infected is the Hunter, and my favorite female Infected is the Witch. In-game, I always play as Nick and Louis. Why? They get the chicks of the team (Rochelle and Zoey, respectively). Yeah, I can't stand FrancisxZoey and/or EllisxRochelle. Even worse is CoachxRochelle and BillxZoey. For my (I'm the God of the Infected :D) sake, they're two old guys with two women in their early or mid 20s! Anyway, here are some lists of stuff that corresponds to me in-game.

Left 4 Dead
Primary: Louis.
 * Reason: LouisxZoey. Also, he's optimistic, and despite the fact that I'm negative, Louis is actually a pretty funny guy.  His flashback in The Sacrifice (comic) made me think he's a fucking badass due to how he killed his first Infected.

Secondary: Bill.
 * Reason: Only for The Sacrifice or if someone has to be a jackass and take Louis from me.

Left 4 Dead 2
Primary: Nick.
 * Reason: He's a con-man, doesn't have the Cajun/Southerner accent, and just pretty awesome in general. Also, NickxRochelle.

Secondary: Coach.
 * Reason: I HATE ELLIS. And as funny as Rochelle can occasionally be, I don't think I'd like to play as her.  I only play as Coach for the same reason as Bill (Minus The Sacrifice's reason).

Favorite Weapons/Items
Primary: Any type of shotgun, preferably the ones with tight spreads.
 * Reason: I'm pretty good at cr0wning Witches.

Secondary: Any type of slashing melee weapon, usually the axe or the katana.
 * Reason: My aiming is pretty bad at times, so melee weapons are the best choice for me.

Grenade: Molotov.
 * Reason: Who wouldn't love setting Tanks on fire?

Permanent Healing Item: Defibrillator.
 * Reason: Electricity is as equally fun as fire, and nobody else wants to take the defib, so it's always my job. I never get rid of it because someone just has to be a jackass and take it on me if I'm desperate enough to drop it for a Medkit.

Temporary Healing Item: Adrenaline.
 * Reason: FUCKING ADRENALINE RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite pairings (Haters beware!)
Louis + Zoey
 * Reason: Francis is annoying, Bill is old, which makes Louis the obvious choice for Zoey, with his optimistic attitude and kindness towards Zoey, they make the perfect couple for the first game!

Nick + Rochelle
 * Reason: I STILL HATE ELLIS. And Coach is out of shape.  I consider this more of a secret love, as if Nick is trying to maintain his con-man attitude but can't help feeling affection for Rochelle.  It's really sweet when you think about it.

Hunter + Witch
 * Reason: The Smoker smells like, well, smoke. The Boomer is fat and one touch from the Witch will make him explode.  The Tank would rip the Witch to shreds if they tried...Well, you know.  I HATE THE JOCKEY.  The Charger's massive arm and puny arm would just make it really awkward.  If you even mention the Spitter or the Boomette/Foomer/Female Boomer, consider this your last 20 seconds alive on Earth.  The Hunter's true strength (Tank is on steroids) and graceful killing style is matched only by the Witch's sadistic trap of innocence and sadness covering chaotic murder and brutal mutilation.  These two Infected go together better than chocolate and peanut butter.

Smoker + Spitter
 * Reason: Albeit this mental image is more than enough to give a person nightmares for the next decade of their life, it's my backup for if I turn into a Smoker instead of a Hunter when the Green Flu finally becomes a reality.

Boomer + Boomette/Foomer/Female Boomer
 * Reason: I have none. It just makes sense.

In-game tactics
Don't expect me to hang around for more than a minute (Unless you're my girlfriend, I'm like an obedient little puppy to her <3), because I like to run ahead. Melee weapons are my style, so try not to shoot at any Infected coming at me, because chances are, they're going to be headless very soon.

Never, and I mean never piss me off in-game. I will not hesitate to change the difficulty to Expert (I usually play on Normal), incapacitate you and anyone who may try to help you with my shotgun and just leave you to die. Then I change it to Easy just so no friendly fire can be caused. Simple solution to a simple dilemma.

I try to be a team leader, so if I start giving orders, I expect you to comply as quickly as possible. Especially if you go near a Witch. The very second she starts growling, I'll start yelling "Get away from her now!". It usually doesn't help because the guy near her is most likely a moron, a noob, or a troll/griefer.

My favorite pages

 * Hunter
 * Witch
 * Nick
 * Rochelle
 * Louis
 * Zoey
 * Combat Shotgun
 * Katana
 * Defibrillator
 * The Sacrifice (comic) (Because I always have to fix mistakes in each part!)