User:Strong I

Mreh. I can be cool sometimes, and awesome at others.

I do that favourites thing everyone does.

L4D1 SURVIVOR: Francis

L4D2 SURVIVOR: Nick

INFECTED: Spitter

GUN: Auto Shottie

MELEE: Fryin' Pan.

And now for a story, chiddlins.

I was playing DT2 all on my own. Bots, sure. I had taken no damage at all, had crowned a witch and saved Bill from being dragged into a hoard at the last second. The little jingles for hunter and boomer come on right at the end of the level. I see the safe room. I open it, get pounced on and my friends get vomited on. I died :I

I am objectively the best
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=961232&highlight=Town+Called+Hell - As evidenced here.