Talk:Cricket Bat

Just stop
Stop putting hoax unless you have some proof. XIII-DARKNESS
 * Calm down both of you Parkster and XIII-DARKNESS‎, we yet don't know if it's real or not but you can't act on your own like that Parkster, even if it's fake you should wait for Stigma or other admins to DELETE the page. Zikkun 00:23, 9 July 2009 (UTC)


 * Damned straight zikkun! in my opinion, ign took a picture of ellis batting an infected with a cricket bat, but they edited in some stuff, so that puts the cricket bat up to question now doesnt it?Legofan94 01:21, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
 * I actually think it's just an edited Baseball Bat, but the internet is filled with news about that cricket bat so I can't deny it. Please sign your message next time. Zikkun 01:16, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
 * it kinda looks edited and melee weapons and guns can't be carried at the same time right? coz ellis has a rifle in his back.222.127.223.75 07:21, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
 * No, you just can't use your weapons while you have a melee weapon. You still have them. The picture is probably Ellis pwning with a Baseball Bat, and someone got fancy with Photoshop. TheCreaturenator16 07:37, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

All of those pick look like the have photoshoped the bat pose with the paddle You have failed again young one 21:14, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Deletion
I feel that we should delete this article. It has serious evidence to suggest that it is a hoax. TheCreaturenator16 20:17, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Everybody keeps saying that the Criket Bat is being uesed by players in the Swamp Fever demon at Comic Con so I think it's safe to say it's real. P.S. Grebade Luacher=Woot!Crossy the Coward 00:39, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Wait, WHAT?! GRENADE LAUNCHER?! EPIC! :D TheCreaturenator16 23:37, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

If it becomes necessary!!!

THAT is NOT a CRICKET BAT it is a PADDLE like the kind you use with a BOATYou have failed again young one 21:15, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

On one of the swamp fever levels, as shown in one of the vids, when the player finds incendary ammo, there is a molotov and cricket bat right next to it. they dont pick it up, but the bat is lit up with a blue outline, meaning it could be picked up.--Supermutantslayer450 22:45, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

It's real
The Cricket Bat is real, there's a video on YouTube in which a dude is seen using it. I didn't read about any rule about no linking to other sites so...

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSvmUSTa-eA&feature=PlayList&p=79E1116E2BDC1328&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=49

Skip to 4:21, definitive proof it's no hoax. DeathBlade182 19:39, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

that is the paddle it looks nothing like a cricket bat You have failed again young one 21:01, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Do you even know how a Cricket Bat looks like? Certainly you do not, because you would have realized it IS a bat, no paddle has such a small grip. DeathBlade182 23:20, 28 July 2009 (UTC) it is a paddle look at the head it is too small to be a bat and the handle it to big and yes i do know what one looks like and this is not oneYou have failed again young one 23:34, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

The handle too big? Good luck using a paddle with a handle of less than 50 cm long. And if you're so confident it is a paddle, why don't you make an article about it? Maybe that way you can make others believe what you do, but the fact is that it IS a cricket bat. DeathBlade182 05:16, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

If anyone still thinks the Cricket Bat is a hoax, here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=068xN6_t_Nk Even a developer mentions it at 1:19

DeathBlade182 21:06, 30 July 2009 (UTC) ok you where right just in the game play video it looked like it had a short head Five Star Genral Of The Dead BigDog 01:21, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

The secret unfolds!
I do believe the image of Ellis whacking Australia with a cricket bat is what caused this whole censorship debacle!

Note: none of this is to be taken seriously. Good day.

--NovaSilisko 04:26, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

Picture incorrect
Its so ridiculous. I mean, England can't bat to save their lives, the Australian zombie should be chewing on Ellis's brains seeings though he was unfortunate enough to represent England. Then it would be a realistic picture. Or just have Ellis in the green and gold, the zombie in an england tshirt :)

How does this matter? Imperialscouts 19:46, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Australian bat
got a picture ill put it up --Totemtrouser 07:48, January 31, 2010 (UTC)totemtrouser--Totemtrouser 07:48, January 31, 2010 (UTC)

I never gave the Cricket Bat a chance, but when I finally did, I loved it! Now I just call it the DeathSpank BloodPaddle of Doom. --Delta1138 SnooPING AS usual I see 16:42, February 28, 2011 (UTC)